[M4F] Your Vampire Boyfriend Snuggles You [Improv] [BFE] [Snuggling] [Kissing] [L-bombs] [Adorkable vampire boyfriend] [No, I’m not going to turn you] [The hunger is real] [Dracula is a dick] [Banter] [Teasing] [Tickling] [Threats of ice cold fingers and toes] [Playful] [ASMR] [SFW] Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/AudioMoonlight Come talk to me on Discord: bit.ly/MoonlitDiscord
Hi! I love your videos and your voice is so calming. I was just wondering if I could give a suggestion/request for a video. What about something like the silent treatment kind of video
@@vickyvml27 This comment was so brilliant I screenshotted it and shared it with some of my friends. I'm pretty sure one of them lost a mouthful of tea.
If I had a vampire boyfriend I would lay in bed and play with his fangs 😂 I wouldn’t be scared at all! I’ve watched and read too much to be scared of vampires anymore
Right? I’d decorate his fangs and see how far I could push that promise not to be attacked. “Oh you woke up with glowing rubber tips on your fangs? I have no idea how that happened.
6 months later: I just thought about something real sad, so thought I'd share. Since vampire boyfriend is immortal and he says he'd never feed on us (I.e turn us). Hes gonna watch us grow old and die, but he will just keep living on for the rest of time. Then it continues of the cycle of making bonds with people and then watching them die. Am I overthinking a lighthearted audio? Yes. Do I regret it? Kinda. Thank you for coming to my DEADtalk.
Moonlight: you really need to sleep Me: I don’t sleep, I sleep during the day and not during the night I’m basically one of you so let me be me, thank you good day.
Just thinking as listening, if we get into an argument and I yell, “Bite me!” It’s a whole different connotation!🤣 SHE stocked you?? Where is ‘she’ now?!?!?!? 400 year to loose your accent? Moving from UK to US I lost mine in under 2.
@@MoonlightAudio oh absolutely, the election ain’t going my way, really cheering me up For real though I just laughed for about five minutes solid over this oml
Interesting fact of the day! When the pioneers left Britain, they left with the same accent you hear today for most Americans. The American accent is the original British accent and around the time of the pioneers leaving the british started developing a new accent to sound more posh, elegant, and refined.
Its not quite that simple - its more like there were certain isolated pockets that retained the original 'British' accent and nowadays they sound like a weird sort of mix. And Americans say certain sounds, like 'R' as in 'card' the same way certain parts of England used to back in the 17th Century. And there isn't really a single 'British' accent anyway, for a pretty small island there's a weird amount of variation, mostly due to ancient invasions and centuries of immigrants. Language is ever evolving - so interesting!
HOW DID I GET ANOTHER BOYFRIEND???!!! Wait!!................. This vampire is actually nice since when and why haven’t I been told sooner. Also a while ago I rewrote the vampire biology to make it seem more real in a way and now when I listen to vampires and they talk about their lifestyles and how they turned and stuff my brain automatically goes to my small documentary. Jeez I need a life. And I WILL tickle you immortal!!
This is my favourite audio, I don’t know why…but I just listen to it from time to time, it’s like my safe space The character is so adorable and fun, that I feel so soft and safe listening to him Thank you for making me feel warm ❤
This voice makes me feel at home is so familiar to me so cozy and calm.. I love the roleplay I was answering all his questions I laugh so much very much. this is so ADORKABLE!!!!
You're such a nerd and I love it! 😍 And no. I wouldn't leave you because you're a vampire plus you said you won't bite so... I guess you can keep your hoodie ❤ You're also so jealous of Dracula! 😛
Hi again. I know I just started watching your videos, but I already love them. I’m already a subscriber and I also want to thank you for Roleplaying as my favorite monster.
Moon: “I maybe the first and only vampire that’s been called adorable.” Me: “I don’t think you’ve been around mate. There’s this one vampire girl named Sweetheart, formally known as Honey, who is apparently an utter dork and adorable. Kinda like you, but as a girl. Just saying.”
Me: sees vampire in the title Also me: *has a flashback of my teenage years spent watching vampire diaries and the entire twilight saga on repeat* "Ah shit, here we go again"
Monday/Thursday: post to my subreddit (r/TheMoonlightSonata) and unlisted on RUclips (tweet the link) Tuesday/Friday: post to other subreddits (PTA, GWAudible, AudioCandy) and make public on RUclips
Him: move aside puny mortal Me: i am not puny you know if you call me that again maybe i won't give you cuddles (turns on my side)(pretending to be insulted and hurt)
OK HEAR ME OUT: IS IT WEIRD THAT I HAD/ STILL HAVE A SCAR FROM SURGERY ON MY NECK AND I HAD A MINI FANTASY ABOUT IT BEING A VAMPIRE BITE?! I hope not :)
Definitely not me watching twill and listening to this Him: I'm not a bloody vampire Me: but don't you drink blood like isn't that kids your thing Also love you
You see I am a weird child. I don’t mind vampires (clearly) I fact I find them quite cool as long as they don’t kill me right. Okay, well if I see to much blood I pass out on fall onto the floor. I am just so brilliant 🤣
I don't think I'm a human cuase I was born with pointy ears like elf ears and with 2 different eye colors that is purplish and blue and the other eye is just black and I'm flexible!Nd i always smell like caramel and vanilla and don't even put spray on its weird bro very weird.?..
@MoonlightAudio you try to sound scary but that voice though. You really are adorkable. 18:50 you literally sounded like Count von Count from Sesame Street 21:14 What about Batman v. Dracula
Him: think i should command some wolves to come live with us Me: yes but only 2 or 3 they could be our big fur babies plus i love animals but then we would also probably get a lot of attention for having wolves as a pet i am not sure that would be a good idea
Sounds like my ideal snuggling partner. I always struggle with being to warm to sleep. Honestly just yhe duvet cover and my fan can be to warm during winter, and cold fingers on the back of the neck is very comfy 🤭🤭
[M4F] Your Vampire Boyfriend Snuggles You [Improv] [BFE] [Snuggling] [Kissing] [L-bombs] [Adorkable vampire boyfriend] [No, I’m not going to turn you] [The hunger is real] [Dracula is a dick] [Banter] [Teasing] [Tickling] [Threats of ice cold fingers and toes] [Playful] [ASMR] [SFW]
Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/AudioMoonlight
Come talk to me on Discord: bit.ly/MoonlitDiscord
Hi! I love your videos and your voice is so calming. I was just wondering if I could give a suggestion/request for a video. What about something like the silent treatment kind of video
Yes. Very good sir. I agree. Hungry boi wants hugs and kisses. Plus you play the role very well so it makes it more real.
@@firetiger8930 I'll add it to my ideas list. :)
@@missblank3887 Thank you!
Moonlight Audio oh cool that you!
God I love the talk about Dracula not being as cool as he think he is 😂
He's got his cool guy accent but when it comes right down to it he lives in a drafty medieval wreck and sleeps in a coffin. 😉
True...
@@MoonlightAudio NOOOO, I refuse to listen this information. I love Dracula whyyyyyyy 😭🙉
Him: I like Italian food
My brain: I'm Italian
I just... Wow. I just can't. This comment is too brilliant. I almost snorted soda out my nose when I read this. Tip of the hat to you! 😂
@@MoonlightAudio I feel so honored
@@vickyvml27 This comment was so brilliant I screenshotted it and shared it with some of my friends. I'm pretty sure one of them lost a mouthful of tea.
@@MoonlightAudio Oh my gosh. This has totally made my day.
Lol
Him: “oh you’re gonna be in so much trouble”
Me: heh *trouble is my middle name*
👁👄👁
You litterally listen to all the same people a listen to..... are we like the same person or something
H2Hoe I realized that too when I see you in the comments... we’re like.. twinning 😳😂
Höney Bee TWINNING QUEENS ✌️😘
Höney Bee it kinda shows how alone we are though, oh wait nvm, we have like 122 boyfriends and share of them with 1000s of people lmao
H2Hoe true 🤣 sharing is caring 😳😂😂
“technically I’m british”
me: BRITISH? OMG ME TOOOOO
I lost the accent, though. It made everyone think I was a villain. 😉
Moonlight Audio you’d be a cute villain tho 🥺
@@jayyy1077 Don't worry. There will be some of those audios in the future, too. ;)
Would ya like a cupa tea
If I had a vampire boyfriend I would lay in bed and play with his fangs 😂 I wouldn’t be scared at all! I’ve watched and read too much to be scared of vampires anymore
You'll never Know my name felt that 😂
Fear me! FEAR ME!
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm the softest vampire _ever_
Moonlight Audio big time.... Biggest softy 😊
Right? I’d decorate his fangs and see how far I could push that promise not to be attacked. “Oh you woke up with glowing rubber tips on your fangs? I have no idea how that happened.
I would ask him to turn me into a vampire straight away then I will have an excuse if somebody dies
Him doing the british accent:
Me actually being English: yes that was very bad
Exactly why I don't try. 😂
“and rats”
YES! *MY PEOPLE!*
😂😂😂
_the rats, the rats, we're the rats_
😂🤣
hah! vampires don't scare me anymore. i've read way too many things to be scared anymore.
Fear me, puny mortal! 😂 I think I'm the least scary vampire that ever vampired.
Moonlight Audio I’m a terrifying and vicious potato. You should fear me *hmph* *Angry bean mode activated* rawr
Now we know Dracula is the Chad of vampires! 😂
“No I don’t wanna watch any of the Dracula adaptations..”
My smartass: got it, so..Twilight marathon!
6 months later: I just thought about something real sad, so thought I'd share. Since vampire boyfriend is immortal and he says he'd never feed on us (I.e turn us). Hes gonna watch us grow old and die, but he will just keep living on for the rest of time. Then it continues of the cycle of making bonds with people and then watching them die. Am I overthinking a lighthearted audio? Yes. Do I regret it? Kinda. Thank you for coming to my DEADtalk.
Go to sleep
Me: no you go sleep
Also me: oh yeah you can’t go to sleep 🤦♀️😂
I can totally go to sleep! I just sleep during the day since the sun is rather bad for my health. 😂😂😂
Vampire boyfriend? That’s what I like to hear
Get used to it, then. I've got several more ideas.
Katsuki? Whatre you doing here?
Uhm, does kiri know about this😳
Your name is iconic
Him : for like 400 years ?
Me : **being 15yo**
My FBI agent : *biTcH-*
But I don't look a day over 250.
Jiro Kyoka sAME
I'm 13 well almost 14
Enjoy your youth while you can kiddos. Being old is lame.
I love this. How chill he is about vampirism and it’s not mystical and weird. Just normal everyday vampire boyfriend with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Moonlight: you really need to sleep
Me: I don’t sleep, I sleep during the day and not during the night I’m basically one of you so let me be me, thank you good day.
Him: *oh Dracula he's so scary*
Me: *can't stop laughing*
Just thinking as listening, if we get into an argument and I yell, “Bite me!” It’s a whole different connotation!🤣
SHE stocked you?? Where is ‘she’ now?!?!?!?
400 year to loose your accent? Moving from UK to US I lost mine in under 2.
Well, it didn't take 400 years to lose it. It was gone after about 150.
Moonlight Audio honey I could lose my British accent in minutes. I have a hell of a lot of people that I know that are from America
Moon: No I'm not doing it again cuz you just want to make fun of me
Me: No I'm not....... 😬🙂😜🤭🤭🤭
Well, when you put it _that_ way...
@@MoonlightAudio but I really want to hear the accent *puppy eyes *
His dorky cute ass: I am a fearsome vampire
Me: and I’m Kanye West
Kanye? Is that you?
@@MoonlightAudio oh absolutely, the election ain’t going my way, really cheering me up
For real though I just laughed for about five minutes solid over this oml
Ive loved vampires since I was 5. This is my dream come true
I've already got one sequel and plan for there to be more, so stay tuned!
The oh darlin was adorable
Moon's laugh is the best part of each video💕🥰
man you are underrated this was literally so good
Thank you, I really appreciate that!
I finally found I channel where their asmrs aren’t 4 minutes long! I’m staying, the vibe is very chill.
Glad you found me! I hope you find plenty to enjoy here.
Interesting fact of the day!
When the pioneers left Britain, they left with the same accent you hear today for most Americans. The American accent is the original British accent and around the time of the pioneers leaving the british started developing a new accent to sound more posh, elegant, and refined.
Its not quite that simple - its more like there were certain isolated pockets that retained the original 'British' accent and nowadays they sound like a weird sort of mix. And Americans say certain sounds, like 'R' as in 'card' the same way certain parts of England used to back in the 17th Century. And there isn't really a single 'British' accent anyway, for a pretty small island there's a weird amount of variation, mostly due to ancient invasions and centuries of immigrants. Language is ever evolving - so interesting!
i love this cause i love vampires this is so cool and fun to listen to i love it keep up the hard work dude ❤️❤️
Glad you liked it! I have several more ideas for the vampire boyfriend so stay tuned.
Getting all the Tom Hiddleston vibes. Well he did play a Vampire in Only Lovers Left Alive
To be fair, I'm basically Loki with a beard. 😂
Me: *reading castle swimmers on webtoon*
My phone: Hey Moonlight uploaded
Me:...
Me: Imma be right back
Edit: I ain't leaving because you a vampy
Aww, you dropped that to come listen to me? I'm very flattered! 🥰
I do this too haha
@@MoonlightAudio of course!
I'm happy I found a new channel!!! Great sound quality, amazing voice, great editing what more could u want!!!#
HOW DID I GET ANOTHER BOYFRIEND???!!! Wait!!................. This vampire is actually nice since when and why haven’t I been told sooner. Also a while ago I rewrote the vampire biology to make it seem more real in a way and now when I listen to vampires and they talk about their lifestyles and how they turned and stuff my brain automatically goes to my small documentary. Jeez I need a life. And I WILL tickle you immortal!!
Tickle me all you want. My ticklishness died when I was turned. Mwah ha ha ha!! 😂
Him:being a vampire/talking about them
Me being the weeb I am:haha like Alucard from hellsing ultimate.... (he’s cool asf tho)
Loved everything about this! Great sense of humor and totally sweet, er I mean vicious killer of the night.
Yeah. Thats it. 😍
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Him: " if im adorkable what does that make you? "
Me: " A fuckin top "
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✨Teehee✨
aaahhhhhhh!!!! i love vampire boyfriend audios. this is now my favorite video to listen to! you are great and keep doing what you’re doing
Wow, thank you so much! Don't worry, the vampire boyfriend will be back. I've got plenty of ideas. ;)
Oh!!! Yay!! I love this its so creative but normal (in the best way possible.) Sometimes the simplest things are the most enjoyable.. To me lol
Thank you! 😊
but i wanna be turned, pwetty please. i give you puppy eyes
"Im a bloody vampire"
Me:...pun intended?- or uh- n- yeah okay it was going no where- *cries*
I never wanted this audio to end it was so entertaining !
Him: cuz it's stupid
Me: oh come on please the laugh it's cute and adorkable please please please
Can there be a second part of this, please? Such an amazing character!! 💖
I'm already planning more. 😀
Looking forward to it!
That British accent was utterly adorable! That's coming from someone who is British haha
dracula is my spirit animal
This is my favourite audio, I don’t know why…but I just listen to it from time to time, it’s like my safe space
The character is so adorable and fun, that I feel so soft and safe listening to him
Thank you for making me feel warm ❤
Aww, I love this!! So cute😁
Thank you!
This voice makes me feel at home is so familiar to me so cozy and calm.. I love the roleplay I was answering all his questions I laugh so much very much. this is so ADORKABLE!!!!
This was perfection lol! Heel yeah!
Glad you enjoyed it!
This is literally the cutest audio I’ve ever heard
I'm glad you liked it so much!
25 min?? You’re spoiling us 🤧
Are you saying you want me to keep the length down? 😉
Moonlight Audio 😱 i would NEVER
@@midnightmoon465 Didn't think so. 😂
You're such a nerd and I love it! 😍
And no. I wouldn't leave you because you're a vampire plus you said you won't bite so... I guess you can keep your hoodie ❤
You're also so jealous of Dracula! 😛
Not true. He just stuck me with the whole bill last time we shared an Uber so I'm bitter now.
Him* telling me to be scare-*
Me your so adorable
Him-d .............
Me🥰🥰🥰
Him😤 I'm supposed to be scary
Me ....fangirling.........
Can you do a jealous audio? That'd be nice 😩
I'll add it to my ideas list. :)
Its funny how im listening to this in my vampire cosplay for no reason. Love your videos keep up the amazing work and stay safe ❤❤🦇🦇
It’s a TRAGEDY that I’m only finding you now
But you found me, and it's early yet! I plan to be around for a long time yet.
Moonlight Audio yay i’m so glad😌
Hi again. I know I just started watching your videos, but I already love them. I’m already a subscriber and I also want to thank you for Roleplaying as my favorite monster.
You're welcome! Thanks for listening and subbing! (P.S. There will be more vampire boyfriend audios in the future.)
YAY! *hugs*
oh, oh god.. no, please... not the *_icy toes.._*
Oh yes. Undead ice toes. They're my most potent weapon.
Moonlight Audio *_please! im begging you! i- i'll do anything! p-pLeaSe..._*
Moon: “I maybe the first and only vampire that’s been called adorable.”
Me: “I don’t think you’ve been around mate. There’s this one vampire girl named Sweetheart, formally known as Honey, who is apparently an utter dork and adorable. Kinda like you, but as a girl. Just saying.”
Me: sees vampire in the title
Also me: *has a flashback of my teenage years spent watching vampire diaries and the entire twilight saga on repeat*
"Ah shit, here we go again"
You give the best snuggles,!!!🥰🥰💖💖🦄🦄
Aww, thanks! 😍
Here's a question. You never mention it, but as a vampire can you hear heartbeats from a distance?
Him: I like italian food
Me: bro I’m italian, let me take you to an adventure 😚👌🏻
What days does he upload?
Monday/Thursday: post to my subreddit (r/TheMoonlightSonata) and unlisted on RUclips (tweet the link)
Tuesday/Friday: post to other subreddits (PTA, GWAudible, AudioCandy) and make public on RUclips
OMG, HE SOUNDS LIKE DAMON SALVATORE!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!😍😍😍☺😊
This guys voice helps me sleep no matter the story line of the audio😊😊😊😊
You're so sweet. Thank you, and I'm glad my voice had helped you relax!
Hmmm you lived in the US for 400 years. 😬 1776-2020 = around +250 HMMMM (you vibing with the natives lol!)
#math
Jamestown, Virginia: established 1607. I was among the first settlers, back before we called ourselves Americans.
✨H I S T O R Y✨
@@MoonlightAudio im Screenshoting this and just uh- yeah off to discord we go.
"... I'll just tell them I have that one disease where I can't go out in the sun."
me: or.. just tell them you're a gamer.
💙
I'm glad you liked it!
Him: move aside puny mortal
Me: i am not puny you know if you call me that again maybe i won't give you cuddles (turns on my side)(pretending to be insulted and hurt)
Him: *Talking about Dracula*
Me: *Making fart noises with my mouth*
I love vampires how'd you know did you read my mind 🤔💖
Vampire mind reading superpowers. Totally.
I was reading the twilight saga and then this popped up in my reccomended
Him: I don’t sleep in a coffin anymore
Me: I mean…. We could fit in a coffin 😏
This popped up in my reccomended whilest i was reading the Twilight saga 😃
OK HEAR ME OUT: IS IT WEIRD THAT I HAD/ STILL HAVE A SCAR FROM SURGERY ON MY NECK AND I HAD A MINI FANTASY ABOUT IT BEING A VAMPIRE BITE?! I hope not :)
Definitely not me watching twill and listening to this
Him: I'm not a bloody vampire
Me: but don't you drink blood like isn't that kids your thing
Also love you
You have no idea how happy it made me when you said Spidey Sense 😅😂😂
Also, is now a bad time to mention that wolves are my all-time favorite animal?
More vampire stories please...
Oh, there will be. I've got plans.
Alternative tile: Vampire boyfriend complains about Dracula for 24 minutes
You see I am a weird child. I don’t mind vampires (clearly) I fact I find them quite cool as long as they don’t kill me right. Okay, well if I see to much blood I pass out on fall onto the floor. I am just so brilliant 🤣
Moonlight- Ooh~ I’m sorry I didn’t mean to wake you
Me-(pardon my language)- Bitch I’ve been awake you big goof
Moonlight- 👁👄👁
Me-Fight me!!
I don't think I'm a human cuase I was born with pointy ears like elf ears and with 2 different eye colors that is purplish and blue and the other eye is just black and I'm flexible!Nd i always smell like caramel and vanilla and don't even put spray on its weird bro very weird.?..
for some reason i’m really attracted to this, i’m feelin something and idk what it is......🥴😍
Yay more tickles iam in heaven also before I forget *smacks with a pillow before poking your side
That does it. You're getting the ice toes. Right when you least expect them. 😂
@@MoonlightAudio that's not a threat to me ian use to cold stuff so bring it on
@@littlewolf4387 there ain't no cold can prepare you for undead cold
@@MoonlightAudio so you say but who says iam human
@@littlewolf4387 _dammit_
@MoonlightAudio you try to sound scary but that voice though. You really are adorkable.
18:50 you literally sounded like Count von Count from Sesame Street
21:14 What about Batman v. Dracula
TEAM EDWARD
Okay am I the only person laughing at you being funny
Him: think i should command some wolves to come live with us
Me: yes but only 2 or 3 they could be our big fur babies plus i love animals but then we would also probably get a lot of attention for having wolves as a pet i am not sure that would be a good idea
Sounds like my ideal snuggling partner. I always struggle with being to warm to sleep. Honestly just yhe duvet cover and my fan can be to warm during winter, and cold fingers on the back of the neck is very comfy 🤭🤭
“I’m a bloody vampire...”
So so you say “blah blah blah” 🤣 or no?-
Wen he said “Dracula is kind of a dick”
😂🤣🥲🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😅😅 q
My mother would freak out if you I was dating a vampire but in a good way because my mom likes vampires 😂
Damon Salvatore
He said Dracula is a dick 😂😂😂
How"s that go with the cooked onions again?? Lol❤
_bleugh_ is the sound I make with those. 😂
@@MoonlightAudio 😊❤
Ur so cute☺️
😀🔪 ur making me catch feelings
Bish I’m a snack 😆
I’m sorry but your adorable and funny
Any face reveals in future?
Not beyond what the avatars reveal, I'm afraid. Sorry!
It's okay:))
😂😂 lucky me
Him: Punny mortal
My black ass:uh...uh...😤😤😤that language is unacceptable 😒😒😒
I have a name for a reason😒😒
Anyway love ya😍😍😍😍😏😏
Don't you mean count dorkula also man I thought this was a gender neutral asmr lol also how tall are you if I'm puny lol
In my defense, I put [M4F] in the title.
With regards to puny, think might, not height. Now cower, puny mortal! 😂
@@MoonlightAudio yes daddy lol