I Google Translated Minecraft Mobs 100 Times

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
  • I used Google Translate to translate Minecraft into 100 different languages, and then recreated the result with a custom mod! The final thing was pretty crazy!
    Resource Pack Download (Requires Optifine) ▶ / 102908584
    0:00 Intro
    0:28 Creeper - Reptile
    1:19 Pig - The Stinker
    2:32 Cow - Three
    3:40 Fox - banana
    4:37 Chicken - Knuckle
    5:46 Bee - A Woman
    6:37 Wither - Link
    7:53 Steak - Child
    #toiu #minecraft #mod
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  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 2 года назад +3621

    "Cow" turning into "sexual intercourse" was the most unexpected and cursed thing ever, and i'm glad you decided to try to translate it again

    • @jasonaarninkhof871
      @jasonaarninkhof871 2 года назад +162

      Nah the child was the most second was the cow

    • @haste_pg3d
      @haste_pg3d 2 года назад +36

      Lmao

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog 2 года назад +96

      He should’ve kept it lol

    • @borgeuir5013
      @borgeuir5013 2 года назад +60

      He should of kept it..

    • @sandwichqueen
      @sandwichqueen 2 года назад +19

      Could have had 2 numbers instead of one, and they are both divisible by 3

  • @481439
    @481439 2 года назад +223

    4:41 It's no longer a chicken sandwich. It's a knuckle sandwich.

  • @gege1178
    @gege1178 2 года назад +319

    The fact that banana looks like tails (it’s a yellow fox after all) ,and then eats knuckle is absolutely hilarious .

  • @aRUND32123
    @aRUND32123 2 года назад +154

    "I'm not responsible for anything, blame it on google." Creates banana: "I have created something absolutely beautiful!"

  • @WOLF-tk4qs
    @WOLF-tk4qs 2 года назад +1303

    the fact that steak turned into “child” made me spit my soda out

    • @hoovyco.sandvichdeliveries4469
      @hoovyco.sandvichdeliveries4469 2 года назад +44

      and cow would have been sexual intercourse
      you see the implications

    • @theexclusivehellobois
      @theexclusivehellobois 2 года назад +22

      I would like my child done medium-rare

    • @bobjoebo8933
      @bobjoebo8933 2 года назад +9

      @@theexclusivehellobois Nah, they are way better well done, you get all the nice crispy bits

    • @era-k4n207
      @era-k4n207 2 года назад +3

      And I split the water out
      And laughed so hard 😂

    • @WilburJaywright
      @WilburJaywright 2 года назад +1

      It made me dislike the video.

  • @JJTv-wc6gf
    @JJTv-wc6gf 2 года назад +742

    It's even funnier because Knuckles can actually glide in the games.

    • @theonlynathan3
      @theonlynathan3 2 года назад +23

      YO DO NOT KNO DE WAI

    • @squarewaffles1934
      @squarewaffles1934 2 года назад +7

      @@theonlynathan3 do u kno de wai?

    • @theonlynathan3
      @theonlynathan3 2 года назад +4

      @@squarewaffles1934 yes, my brudda. we ebola on everyone who do not kno de wai.

    • @squarewaffles1934
      @squarewaffles1934 2 года назад +4

      @@theonlynathan3 show me de wai brudda

    • @nerdyyxx
      @nerdyyxx 2 года назад +5

      @@theonlynathan3 DO YOU KNOW DA WAE

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how The Stinker was capitalized, it's not just a creature name, it is a title.
    I also love how the wither's ribs became three sets of Link hands.

  • @Stickamajig
    @Stickamajig 2 года назад +31

    You should've made Link say his signature "HYYYA" as the replacement for the sound of the wither.

  • @HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine
    @HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine 2 года назад +2294

    Google translate knows your secret, it’s only a matter of time.

    • @GhostlyOrSomething
      @GhostlyOrSomething 2 года назад +60

      Why did you take a dump on a porcupine?

    • @HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine
      @HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine 2 года назад +72

      @@GhostlyOrSomething My goals are beyond your understanding. But if that doesn’t satisfy you, I can tell you about how I got my name!

    • @GhostlyOrSomething
      @GhostlyOrSomething 2 года назад +43

      @@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine I will never question you again and subscribe after writing this. Thank you for enlightening me!

    • @thedailybrowser5951
      @thedailybrowser5951 2 года назад +24

      @@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine I understand your goals, Porcupines are a bunch of pricks!

    • @PERIX_QR
      @PERIX_QR 2 года назад +9

      Google is spying on you believe me

  • @drakechaston9151
    @drakechaston9151 2 года назад +747

    Reptile's (creeper's) Walk makes him look like he's about to say: "Hey friend! Would you like to hear about your cars extended warranty?"

  • @TheRealKingDedede
    @TheRealKingDedede 2 года назад +39

    If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a game mod where the model for a chicken is replaced with Ugandan Knuckles, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

  • @cedesect
    @cedesect 2 года назад +8

    The fact that the cow produces a child is funny when you consider what it originally translated to.

  • @RugaQwarrcall
    @RugaQwarrcall 2 года назад +619

    I would be lying if I said banana fox wasn't absolutely precious and sacred.
    I would 100% buy banana fox merch and download a mod that did absolutely nothing but add banana fox.

  • @idotic_kid
    @idotic_kid 2 года назад +369

    It would be hilarious to see how a saddled -pig- The Stinker would work

    • @Austinkeith2010
      @Austinkeith2010 2 года назад +7

      How to get strike through

    • @piggyplayzyt9084
      @piggyplayzyt9084 2 года назад +17

      sure just do your business on a moving toilet XD

    • @bobjoebo8933
      @bobjoebo8933 2 года назад +10

      @@piggyplayzyt9084 That periodically makes the noise... *O I N K*

    • @piggyplayzyt9084
      @piggyplayzyt9084 2 года назад +4

      @@bobjoebo8933 I remember it as a pig gargling

    • @brendanhall5581
      @brendanhall5581 2 года назад +3

      The second video has him do it and it's hilarious

  • @SgtDude2012
    @SgtDude2012 2 года назад +10

    6:22 HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

  • @the_indecisiveartist_5850
    @the_indecisiveartist_5850 2 года назад +7

    All I can think about now is how "Three" (Cow) turns into a child when killed. My brain went "Ah yes, three means three-year-old, that makes sense."

  • @astieluv
    @astieluv 2 года назад +237

    Could've made a cow hydra for the "three"

    • @KV-2-2-2
      @KV-2-2-2 2 года назад +32

      Cow wither.
      No need to thank me

    • @hagridthetable
      @hagridthetable 2 года назад +26

      @@KV-2-2-2 It shoots milk instead of heads

    • @MrFezzenLoggy
      @MrFezzenLoggy 2 года назад +2

      @@hagridthetable lol

    • @CottonTheCow
      @CottonTheCow 2 года назад +2

      Thats exactly what i thought

    • @flattversa1826
      @flattversa1826 2 года назад +4

      Three cows side by side.

  • @kittybitten2752
    @kittybitten2752 2 года назад +294

    Thank you toiu, I didn't know I need tiny exploding mark zuckerberg in minecraft

  • @rekc_bcq4816
    @rekc_bcq4816 Год назад +6

    Knowing this new translation, the phrase “Have a cow” takes on a whole new meaning

  • @alphazeroseven
    @alphazeroseven 2 года назад +7

    The Stinker was a true masterpiece, at the sheer sight of such holy being…I was in tears.

  • @axoaquatic1074
    @axoaquatic1074 2 года назад +168

    Toiu: *translates steak*
    Translate: let's give him child
    Toiu: *eats the steak/child*
    Me: *laughs so much I almost choke*

  • @AltHistoryByOsov
    @AltHistoryByOsov 2 года назад +19

    6:28 a wild stinker appeared!

  • @pyromaniac000000
    @pyromaniac000000 2 года назад +4

    Im sad you rerolled creeper. “We know” is the signature phrase of the dark brotherhood from the elderscrolls. The courier brings you a note simply saying “we know” with the dark brotherhood handprint. Wouldve been great to have an assassin creeper

  • @blooperbeast8776
    @blooperbeast8776 2 года назад +4

    Don't you love how when he says
    0:58 Do you want my personal information he just shakes his head and say NO

  • @rudes3125
    @rudes3125 2 года назад +89

    I NEEED to See a Part 2 of this

  • @CocoLoco878
    @CocoLoco878 2 года назад +103

    7:53
    The fact that the _Child_ was *edible* and gave you food bars once *_eaten_* I just started wheezing from then.

  • @GrettaArz2176
    @GrettaArz2176 2 года назад +3

    I just found this channel and it was surprisingly wholesome. New sub!

  • @PagingPaige
    @PagingPaige 2 года назад +1

    This is so hilarious! I enjoyed all of the new mods!

  • @stephanievineyard2249
    @stephanievineyard2249 2 года назад +46

    I love how smug the fox looks as a banana.

  • @aadenboy
    @aadenboy 2 года назад +117

    6:50 this made me laugh harder than it should've

  • @KAM-ld1ij
    @KAM-ld1ij Год назад

    This was one of the most funniest Minecraft videos I’ve ever seen, keep up the good work!

  • @silverknight532
    @silverknight532 2 года назад

    Do these videos are f****** hilarious I've been watching all of them right now and they're just amazing

  • @kamikazesowaxone1440
    @kamikazesowaxone1440 2 года назад +12

    7:34 P.O.V your ganondorf

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 года назад +134

    You are really talented with this stuff. Have you considered making a serious mob remodeling resource pack?

  • @bobaphrog
    @bobaphrog 2 года назад +2

    Steak: child
    Me:
    Steak: CONNY-

  • @leeonuh
    @leeonuh 2 года назад +1

    1:02 he’s here to remind you about your cars extended warranty

  • @nethaura4922
    @nethaura4922 2 года назад +27

    'The stinker' sounds like some sort of swamp-based boss

  • @TraveledBolt
    @TraveledBolt 2 года назад +14

    2:02 LOL the way it just slowly turns around.

  • @HPT69420
    @HPT69420 Год назад +1

    “Mom can we have pork chop”?
    Mom: “son we have that at home”
    At home: the stinker

  • @PretzelYK
    @PretzelYK 2 года назад +1

    Knuckle was so unexpected yet so perfect.

  • @thehollowone
    @thehollowone 2 года назад +15

    also 5:32 = tails vs knuckles from sonic xd

  • @ThatOneSuperine
    @ThatOneSuperine 2 года назад +12

    5:02 oh no OH NOOOOOO-
    Do u kno da wae?

  • @doctorwho5012
    @doctorwho5012 2 года назад

    the banana fox killing and eating Knuckle made me laugh so hard, also the stupid baby steak, incredible 😂

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 2 года назад

    5:32 Tails betrays Knuckles, 2021, colorized
    7:40 Yes, in order to communicate properly, you must speak his language

  • @lorcold
    @lorcold 2 года назад +59

    fun fact: pig in portuguese, can be a adjective of someone that is stink.

  • @cherry_cyder
    @cherry_cyder 2 года назад +19

    toiu: alright lets keep it simple
    cow: *TAXUAL INTERCOURSE*

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 2 года назад +1

    5:34 Knuckles got killed by a yellow fox... *TAILS!?*

  • @Soupopolis
    @Soupopolis 2 года назад

    omg love your channel

  • @luigid6205
    @luigid6205 2 года назад +151

    I love that when you translated the bee you matched it up with the song that tommyinnit uses the most

    • @justludwig2711
      @justludwig2711 2 года назад +7

      Its a song from a goddamn game
      I sure wish thus us a S A T I R E
      C O M M E N T

    • @eazyonice
      @eazyonice 2 года назад +3

      I believe this song is from a legend of Zelda game
      (Edit: like the games that Link is from)

    • @justludwig2711
      @justludwig2711 2 года назад +12

      @@eazyonice its from animal crossing

    • @soulz0387
      @soulz0387 2 года назад +8

      why do people associate it with just tommy?

    • @justludwig2711
      @justludwig2711 2 года назад +4

      @@soulz0387 Yeah

  • @jordondordon
    @jordondordon 2 года назад +8

    5:07: Eyyyy Chikanda Knucles!

  • @haloyt6930
    @haloyt6930 2 года назад

    You need to do more of this

  • @m0destuffs94
    @m0destuffs94 2 года назад +4

    8:13 u should not be laughing rn

  • @manjuegazos4672
    @manjuegazos4672 2 года назад +14

    0:24, we know your exact location

  • @caramelflann
    @caramelflann 2 года назад +10

    1:07 oh no mike Zuckerberg is in self destruct mode

    • @Eripmavs_D_Yraid
      @Eripmavs_D_Yraid 2 года назад

      Mike...?
      *Can somebody hear me? Help...*
      WHAT? NO I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! _But it sounded like they were talking to you..._

  • @Domi_Plays
    @Domi_Plays 2 года назад

    BONE.
    "Is this a suggestion?"
    I'm crying. 🤣

  • @DrTrayaurus.
    @DrTrayaurus. 2 года назад +1

    "Your a legend of doing this!"

  • @KeaneJ123
    @KeaneJ123 2 года назад +11

    This will be chaos

  • @srimandshan6628
    @srimandshan6628 2 года назад +11

    5:42 tails ate knuckles

  • @sushi6902
    @sushi6902 2 года назад +1

    5:05 he looks like he knows the way

  • @joker07ita
    @joker07ita 2 года назад +2

    7:42 "Oh mado"
    Madonna è qui

  • @AlisherU262
    @AlisherU262 2 года назад +17

    4:44 Yes, I, for example, knew for sure :D
    5:31 Banana killed Knuckle.
    8:15 Imagine killing a cow with fire and these fall out of it.

  • @jimisbad
    @jimisbad 2 года назад +14

    Prop hunt be like:
    2:23

  • @hathorschampion4282
    @hathorschampion4282 2 года назад +5

    If this was a mod I'd definitely download it.

  • @walterglenn3415
    @walterglenn3415 2 года назад

    This was the best and I'm so glad I watched it I will continue to watch the series Liked subscribed and the bell rung

  • @Infern0
    @Infern0 2 года назад +42

    This is gonna be interesting. You're a cool modder, Toiu

  • @zhannazhanna7583
    @zhannazhanna7583 2 года назад +9

    4:20 pov: u found a pikachu

  • @sapphicstargate3872
    @sapphicstargate3872 2 года назад

    #1 works for both "we know" and "reptile" nice

  • @davidii94
    @davidii94 Год назад +1

    7:53 u should google translate all 40 edible items.

  • @hagridthetable
    @hagridthetable 2 года назад +12

    8:18 POV: you're Tarrare

  • @spogob2228
    @spogob2228 2 года назад +6

    4:25 Pikachu used thunderbolt

  • @kylienielsen6975
    @kylienielsen6975 2 года назад +1

    Secretly download this to someone's world and watch the fun begin

  • @VoidVoidVoidVoidVi
    @VoidVoidVoidVoidVi 2 года назад +1

    The best part is that Knukles can canonically glide.

  • @Engardian
    @Engardian 2 года назад +23

    Man, this was a REALLY good video. I’m subscribed to a lot of people so sometimes I see a name and can’t remember if I’m subscribed. But watching your video, I thought you seemed familiar and yep! I’m subbed. Seriously, your humor is on point, and it’s super well edited. Can’t believe you don’t have more fans.

  • @Robert_Jeziorski
    @Robert_Jeziorski 2 года назад +13

    6:15 Karens are evolving

  • @Firefly256
    @Firefly256 2 года назад +1

    Should’ve used a XFOHV three for cow

  • @diana1150
    @diana1150 2 года назад

    I love your laugh :D

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 года назад +9

    5:37 Tails just killed Knuckles. xD

  • @rustythecat4642
    @rustythecat4642 2 года назад +12

    4:48 I’m not gonna stop asking this but……do you know…..da wae

    • @thatoneohiokid30293
      @thatoneohiokid30293 2 года назад +3

      the way to where? like starbucks?

    • @cjspatch2150
      @cjspatch2150 Год назад +1

      @@thatoneohiokid30293 doesn’t understand the joke say what

    • @thatoneohiokid30293
      @thatoneohiokid30293 Год назад

      @@cjspatch2150 nah lol i was joking to see if i can catch comments like these, i love dead memes

  • @estacaotech
    @estacaotech 2 года назад

    My belly hurts.. this video is gold

  • @poki4665
    @poki4665 2 года назад +1

    8:17
    This is cannibalism

  • @photonphantom6112
    @photonphantom6112 2 года назад +19

    3:11 *Is this Minecraft education edition?*

    • @pro_crafter_12
      @pro_crafter_12 2 года назад +1

      I don’t think it is but it might be

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 2 года назад +4

    Banana killing Knuckle is the saddest anime death of all time

  • @Mav-
    @Mav- Год назад

    1:09 Bro, really said business was booming

  • @Idiot5660
    @Idiot5660 2 года назад

    I keep laughing at the Google minecraft translations that you created I crying 🤣

  • @mlgbrogaming7719
    @mlgbrogaming7719 2 года назад +7

    6:04 should’ve made Vespaqueen

    • @raewashere7996
      @raewashere7996 9 месяцев назад

      Fun fact: There's a Vespiquen pokemon card with the move Bee Revenge

  • @Bread_Like
    @Bread_Like 2 года назад +7

    3:40 Fox - banana
    More like weird pikachu

  • @lilymanders5178
    @lilymanders5178 2 года назад +1

    The banana fox's face looks like the squirrel from ice age

  • @IwaneTheOne
    @IwaneTheOne 2 года назад +1

    Toiu: eats a child
    Also Toiu: *laughs**

  • @bonkboi5485
    @bonkboi5485 2 года назад +4

    “It’s working apparently”
    “We know”
    O_O

  • @creatureoflol7640
    @creatureoflol7640 2 года назад +12

    We need a nature documentary of this

  • @camianoble8398
    @camianoble8398 2 года назад

    This is so funny it makes my brain blow up

  • @Croakersilent
    @Croakersilent 2 года назад

    Dude. Knuckle is the whole reason I getting this mod pack. I need the knuckle~

  • @fish9142
    @fish9142 2 года назад +19

    rule34 artists be like: 5:48

  • @novek2
    @novek2 2 года назад +16

    0:06 why can i see behind the censored text

  • @Obsidianeyes431
    @Obsidianeyes431 2 года назад

    I started crying at "He just murdered knuckle!"

  • @gogmagaming33
    @gogmagaming33 Год назад

    I am so happy that he went with knuckles when he got "Knuckle" on chicken

  • @Coolest_username_ever-kk7bi
    @Coolest_username_ever-kk7bi 2 года назад +8

    8:02 “that’s *MI* steak to you”

  • @freddywhipper9794
    @freddywhipper9794 2 года назад +6

    Imagine you killed three then you get an uncooked child

    • @Eripmavs_D_Yraid
      @Eripmavs_D_Yraid 2 года назад

      @Matt Bautista Hannibal Lecter would love it.

  • @berigg5940
    @berigg5940 2 года назад

    I started watching from the end
    Like the series

  • @Sapphirex_Mocha
    @Sapphirex_Mocha 2 года назад

    Funny mobs u made Toiu