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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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    God does have a creator, but it might not be who you think it is. Ironically, it was God who was intelligently designed - not us.
    A special thank you to GrapplingIgnorance and True, who both gave me suggestions when I had writer's block.
    For more on the argument I used against God's omniscience, watch this video:
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Комментарии • 37 тыс.

  • @AlpenSkyWatcher
    @AlpenSkyWatcher 5 лет назад +5520

    Since God is omnipresent, you don't have to aim to hit God.

  • @visualthinker9339
    @visualthinker9339 4 года назад +5022

    God is an atheist, he doesn’t worship anyone. And I try to be like him

    • @KuroMegami00
      @KuroMegami00 4 года назад +262

      I'll quote this someday in my life.

    • @nrgnnvn6109
      @nrgnnvn6109 4 года назад +46

      Woahhhhhh

    • @meirfivenight3442
      @meirfivenight3442 4 года назад +10

      thats not atheism is ya dummy

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 года назад +2

      Urm

    • @icewolfwolfie173
      @icewolfwolfie173 4 года назад +9

      @RASOLDIOS Lies down to what religion since all the planets are named after a god

  • @IsmarGoter
    @IsmarGoter 7 лет назад +2013

    I like how religious people say "When you die you will see for yourself" like they aready died and saw for themselves

    • @sthamansinha977
      @sthamansinha977 6 лет назад +123

      The Crusader haha haha haha haha hah, aren't Christians banned from swearing?

    • @definitelynotatroll285
      @definitelynotatroll285 6 лет назад +3

      Sthaman Sinha No now shove off.

    • @definitelynotatroll285
      @definitelynotatroll285 6 лет назад +1

      Brandon Curling You are discredited you are an excellent example of an athiest or whatever you are.

    • @sthamansinha977
      @sthamansinha977 6 лет назад +72

      The Crusader oh! Someone hasn't read the Bible, I'm pretty sure Christians are banned from swearing, if you swear It's a "sin".

    • @sthamansinha977
      @sthamansinha977 6 лет назад +39

      The Crusader But you will go to "hell" though.

  • @trickhester7932
    @trickhester7932 8 месяцев назад +101

    In case nobody's mentioned it, the attention to details with the number of halos each character has at each level was a beautiful subtle joke.

  • @premierepasta1562
    @premierepasta1562 8 лет назад +3374

    "But humanity is growing up; and it's time to put away childish things."

    • @WowFan991
      @WowFan991 8 лет назад +138

      Humanity is not growing up. Humanity is getting worse by the day.

    • @mankind-redefined1982
      @mankind-redefined1982 8 лет назад +273

      +WowFan991 What the hell are you talking about? We are FAR better off than we were a century ago.

    • @3CraftianStudios
      @3CraftianStudios 8 лет назад +216

      The only one true Church is (The one I happen to belong to).
      I could ask any denomination and get the same answer. Typical.

    • @WowFan991
      @WowFan991 8 лет назад +8

      No, i am talking about historical fact. The oral tradition passed down to the Orthodox church was the same one in Early Christianity, especially used by the desert fathers. Catholics have the Pope (not tradition), filoque, purgatory, and celibacy is required to be a priest. In Orthodoxy, only monks neet to be celibate.

    • @muffdriver69
      @muffdriver69 8 лет назад +18

      my ass we are growing up. we are just as fucked. economically and selfishly. plus usa lost to china to the south china sea. hahaha

  • @GameArchon215
    @GameArchon215 6 лет назад +4305

    “God created humanity in his image.”
    Humanity created god in their image.

    • @akashicvariable
      @akashicvariable 6 лет назад +211

      Plot twist...

    • @cgme7076
      @cgme7076 6 лет назад +87

      So true!

    • @GenerationLex
      @GenerationLex 6 лет назад +128

      No it's more plausible, op is correct. Think about it this way. We have organs that hold no purpose. Why would a perfect god have organs that serve no purpose aside from to cause you harm? That isn't perfect, but it WOULD be useful if oh I don't know, prior to us evolving we needed them to eat and do other things.

    • @GenerationLex
      @GenerationLex 6 лет назад +90

      It's just a shame we created god in the dark ages before we knew we would have medical technology to see these organs which would make these old books contradictory.

    • @bowldawg4394
      @bowldawg4394 6 лет назад +42

      Think of it as a video game. You are the game developer, and you made sentient, digital life. You would probably make them in your image, but would need it to make sense for the code. So like we need organs to survive, the digital life would need to be programmed to not fail as soon as it spawned. So as far as we know, God could exist in a plane of reality beyond our knowing.

  • @lordthiccusiii
    @lordthiccusiii 9 лет назад +264

    I believe in motherism, the belief that I was made by my mum and dad.

    • @lordthiccusiii
      @lordthiccusiii 9 лет назад +3

      +Exodus good point

    • @lordthiccusiii
      @lordthiccusiii 9 лет назад

      +Exodus let's try and make a religion that is prove able

    • @lordthiccusiii
      @lordthiccusiii 8 лет назад +4

      ***** I would call it motherism because mom did the hard work whilst my dad enjoyed you know putting it in.

    • @MinecraftGuy237
      @MinecraftGuy237 8 лет назад +15

      Parentism

    • @mnymatt
      @mnymatt 8 лет назад

      that's ridiculous

  • @NBT2469
    @NBT2469 Год назад +728

    “And the time has come…..to put away……childish things.”
    An epic line, right there.

    • @spuriusscapula4829
      @spuriusscapula4829 Год назад +24

      The irony is that children often ask the most profound questions about God.

    • @monical2840
      @monical2840 Год назад +12

      This line is from 1 Corinthians in the Holy Bible 😂

    • @anonimes4005
      @anonimes4005 Год назад +25

      ​@@spuriusscapula4829 And then they get told to not question it, and just accept it. So they spend their entire life not questioning it... sad

    • @killme-fw2ji
      @killme-fw2ji Год назад +4

      i am that human

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Год назад +10

      ​@@spuriusscapula4829 Every new generation gets progressively more mature from the beginning
      And gods won't be able to keep existing if this tendency continues

  • @patrickpaipai2118
    @patrickpaipai2118 6 лет назад +1979

    when a child feels lonely, he or she will imagine an invisible friend. When humanity is young and week, it creates religions

    • @Ramble1234
      @Ramble1234 6 лет назад +77

      Bolun Zhang awesome analogy

    • @ALEX_PNG
      @ALEX_PNG 6 лет назад +21

      y e s

    • @krimsiidem2327
      @krimsiidem2327 6 лет назад +12

      Bolun Zhang that’s smart but the video traps itself by using imagination

    • @AuroraBoarder1
      @AuroraBoarder1 6 лет назад +9

      OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @riadkhan9798
      @riadkhan9798 6 лет назад +4

      Make a religion please for me..
      Tell me the possibilities of the future please.

  • @normalgirls1
    @normalgirls1 8 лет назад +4806

    The ending was extremely well done.

  • @videostartsat4464
    @videostartsat4464 8 лет назад +3786

    I don't even know what to say about this channel anymore. Pure fucking brilliance.

    • @HelderP1337
      @HelderP1337 8 лет назад +31

      ikr dude

    • @iw9472
      @iw9472 8 лет назад +20

      I knooow! I love this.

    • @Willzyx88
      @Willzyx88 8 лет назад +3

      No. This is bit of comedy hung over some completely fallacious reasoning. I point this out in my latest video God's God: Atheist Comedy Smackdown #1. As a lover of stand-up I loath religious bits. "Hey dude, how come Christians be all spastics and we're super kewl! Huh? LOL! They think a man with a beard lives in the clouds ...LIKE SANTA CLAUS!!! RIGHT!? Lack of God, we're so clever." Fuck that. Fuck that in it's sanctimonious face. And watch my video. It's lame and fact heavy so I doubt it'll be well received. Lol

    • @HelderP1337
      @HelderP1337 8 лет назад +31

      You out of all people are complaining about fallacious reasoning?

    • @theaveragevideogamer7381
      @theaveragevideogamer7381 8 лет назад +40

      I'm pretty sure you just ignore the video's actual logic and are fueling your own belief because of your fear of death and your own existance

  • @droidnautica
    @droidnautica 3 года назад +594

    I really like how darkmatter25 portrayed different gods in this video, similar to other paganistic gods and goddesses, all ended in the minds of a curious, creative man

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 года назад

      *shoots rocket launcher* 🚀

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 2 года назад +7

      I think it should've ended with simply elements before the human. I think we assign human personalities to things that aren't human. So there shouldn't been basis of fire and water in there.
      Like, have your seen cars? Or people behind their laptops not to die before they finish that one task?

    • @seigasudo6428
      @seigasudo6428 Год назад +3

      Interesting.

  • @johannesh7610
    @johannesh7610 5 лет назад +1950

    I love how the second God uses the same arguments as Jahwe

    • @zenosama8166
      @zenosama8166 5 лет назад +111

      he said that he's beyond eternity , thats bullshit but it's also bullshit to be beyond space and time

    • @heavysaber9431
      @heavysaber9431 4 года назад +21

      @@zenosama8166 just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's bullshit, that's why only scientists should ever read about these kinds of stuff

    • @zenosama8166
      @zenosama8166 4 года назад +85

      @@heavysaber9431 timeless and spaceless is equall to never and nowhere because when is a position in time and where is a position in space , so there are no things beyond spacetime
      Also , that beyond your understanding thing could also be used for the beyond eternity thing

    • @applepie2744
      @applepie2744 4 года назад +1

      @Nuggetslooks like you have that

    • @Edzhjus
      @Edzhjus 4 года назад

      There should be term for such comments aka "if not understand atm then not valid at all".. It is like showing movie Matrix to those in past or not ready to understand it. Will trigger witch hunt. It does not change that idea about Matrix is more than real..

  • @cursedshadow
    @cursedshadow 6 лет назад +4474

    Conclusion: god is an atheist

  • @mormonjesus9581
    @mormonjesus9581 9 лет назад +484

    So I'm just a fictional character...

    • @bowers009
      @bowers009 9 лет назад +73

      Mormon Jesus sorry m9

    • @mormonjesus9581
      @mormonjesus9581 9 лет назад +82

      Sam i cri evry tim

    • @pippintook9391
      @pippintook9391 9 лет назад +5

      Yes

    • @nicolaspeigne1429
      @nicolaspeigne1429 9 лет назад +19

      Mormon Jesus c'mon believe in yourself, that's called self-acceptance

    • @LightSchiffer
      @LightSchiffer 9 лет назад +2

      Mormon Jesus if you want to have fun, look for "Jesus Christ burried his manhood in Lucifer's ass" on youtube

  • @meller7303
    @meller7303 3 года назад +730

    damn the ending was so brilliant

  • @cienmcqueen2999
    @cienmcqueen2999 8 лет назад +161

    "humanity is growing up... and it is time to put away childish things." BOOM

    • @fourteatwo
      @fourteatwo 8 лет назад

      +Catherine Nelson Indeed his thinking is so childish. he should have put it away a long time ago. But then that is a problem when stuck in puberty

    • @yahav897
      @yahav897 8 лет назад

      +MMV303 I know, damn.

    • @projectmidnightlockeverybo9019
      @projectmidnightlockeverybo9019 8 лет назад

      ikr

    • @Danymo242
      @Danymo242 8 лет назад +1

      deep

    • @Aryc11
      @Aryc11 8 лет назад +5

      +fourteatwo Yes, but humanity is _always_ going to be in puberty. We're going to keep growing, and we're not going to stop. We have freaking gigantism.

  • @mikesSoul789
    @mikesSoul789 5 лет назад +1273

    All religions destroyed in 10 minutes

    • @thedarkside6712
      @thedarkside6712 4 года назад +60

      @Joe Mama *Yes*

    • @predatorthegamer7288
      @predatorthegamer7288 4 года назад +20

      Thank goodness Christianity isn’t a religion😂🙏💖

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 4 года назад +2

      The Dark Side no

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 4 года назад +8

      The Dark Side This video hasn’t changed my beliefs. Not even a bit.

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 4 года назад +11

      g singh I seriously don’t give a fk about an atheists belief. I hate most of them since they just bash theist people just because they believe in a higher power named God. They think religion makes all theist people toxic.Stop with the stereotypes

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock 6 лет назад +623

    5 years later and I still think that's one of your best videos

    • @OchiiDinUmbraa
      @OchiiDinUmbraa 5 лет назад +10

      @Paul O'Hara He has so many great videos, its hard to say which one is the best. But i agree this is one of the videos i remember it from begining to end even after 5 years of watching it for the first time.

    • @judymcclenny9549
      @judymcclenny9549 5 лет назад +1

      Is it because of the awesome ending? 'Adam' says something along the lines of C.S. Lewis' quote: "When I became an adult I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness & the desire to be very grown up." I may be paraphrasing a bit.

    • @jesusmark3872
      @jesusmark3872 5 лет назад +1

      It is. Enjoying going thru his catalog again.

    • @mmc5261
      @mmc5261 5 лет назад

      Infarlock wow you are really stupid

    • @mmc5261
      @mmc5261 5 лет назад

      Judy McClenny c.s Lewis is a Christian

  • @TheKonnoisseur11
    @TheKonnoisseur11 10 месяцев назад +56

    GOD: “All you needed to do was open up and let me into your heart”
    Me: who the fuck are you!?!?

  • @kitchenindadungeon4415
    @kitchenindadungeon4415 4 года назад +2717

    Imagine a Christian school accidentally show this to the class lmao

  • @bwdoggrooming4482
    @bwdoggrooming4482 8 лет назад +633

    I never really understood how Christians can say God has always just existed, and came out of nowhere, but saying that the universe has always been the same way, and was created out of nowhere or a few atoms is silly. It's the same thing, isn't it?

    • @Evovon
      @Evovon 8 лет назад +55

      I thought I was the only one.

    • @martinkaradzhov3333
      @martinkaradzhov3333 8 лет назад +1

      I never understood why people always talk about Christians ? everyone has his own opinion deal with it

    • @umarkamali2249
      @umarkamali2249 8 лет назад +66

      +Martin Karadzhov Because they shove their religion down everyone's throat (irl) and they think they know everything about how the universe was created. They also criticize and hate those who don't follow what their book says despite not everyone being Christian despite them only following what benefits them and what they want like the hypocrite cherry pickers they are.

    • @brandonz7729
      @brandonz7729 8 лет назад +1

      God is fake stupid and dumb the universe was always here no Big Bang that's fucked up and you don't have an Opinion of god he's fake you believe or know 1 plus 1 is to? You know not believe dumbass

    • @Pyjterx
      @Pyjterx 8 лет назад +3

      If it's same thing why so many atheists saying world comes from big bang? I dont belive in any of these 2 things for same reason - no evidence.

  • @immortalfrieza
    @immortalfrieza 8 лет назад +648

    Humanity doesn't grow up, we just abandon old ways of being childish for new ways to be childish.

    • @NiggaChickenSticks
      @NiggaChickenSticks 8 лет назад +32

      That's why the comment section was made 👋😲😲🤐

    • @Bebolife12345
      @Bebolife12345 8 лет назад +8

      If you think about it that's how individuals themselves tend to "grow up" it's kind of funny, huh.

    • @hecagamer
      @hecagamer 8 лет назад +2

      Would you care to elaborate your point? What childish things is humanity striving for nowadays?

    • @hecagamer
      @hecagamer 8 лет назад +4

      +PhantomStruggle I see... If that's what it mean, I completely agree. However, humanity is soon going to face the limit to endless growth it strives for and will be forced to grow out of it, but at what cost?...

    • @substygram4357
      @substygram4357 7 лет назад +2

      immortalfrieza because we always give birth you fucking idiot. of course we are always childish

  • @nikolovdimitry5996
    @nikolovdimitry5996 5 лет назад +1774

    This video is so underrated.

  • @madisongreen7975
    @madisongreen7975 6 лет назад +485

    The moral of the story: There's always a bigger fish.
    The other moral of the story: God did not create us in His image, we created Him in ours.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

    • @vampireactually
      @vampireactually 5 лет назад +13

      the other other moral of the story: you can prove you're right by shooting people

    • @sausageman4086
      @sausageman4086 5 лет назад

      Blaze it

    • @ltkcrimson8135
      @ltkcrimson8135 5 лет назад

      Is man perfect? No God is
      Is man omnipotent? No God is
      Is man omnipresent?No God is
      Is man the creator of all? No God is.
      But you say God was made in the image of man.

    • @digitalhazard2783
      @digitalhazard2783 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@ltkcrimson8135
      who creates fictitious characters and creatures that are far stronger than themselves?, and sometimes far beyond their understanding of the world around them?
      humans

    • @ltkcrimson8135
      @ltkcrimson8135 5 лет назад

      @@digitalhazard2783 Good point but not good enough to make me loose faith because that alone isn't enough proof

  • @JosephDCLXVI
    @JosephDCLXVI 7 лет назад +467

    so basically if god was judged by his own standards he would be sent to his own hell

    • @michaelreyes883
      @michaelreyes883 6 лет назад +6

      JosephDCLXVI and that he has to have had a creator

    • @slushiev132
      @slushiev132 6 лет назад

      JosephDCLXVI What has he done wrong? Last I checked he didn’t sin or make any mistakes, so why would God be sent to hell?

    • @GenerationLex
      @GenerationLex 6 лет назад +5

      Charles Jones oh boy I'm going to let someone else let you into the loop. There's too many reasons for me to bother typing.

    • @GenerationLex
      @GenerationLex 6 лет назад +1

      Nvm I didn't realise it was a sarcastic comment. Well played man you got me

    • @orlandustaylor5120
      @orlandustaylor5120 6 лет назад +1

      Charles Jones bro read again he broke every law and the the laws of physics

  • @Smorgasvord
    @Smorgasvord 7 лет назад +547

    That ending made me give this video a standing ovation......fucking brilliant

    • @BlueRock704
      @BlueRock704 6 лет назад +8

      Seriously though, me too.

    • @oscaro.172
      @oscaro.172 6 лет назад +2

      A video doesn't know how to appreciate, ya foking iddiyit

    • @existencemystery
      @existencemystery Год назад +1

      Why you should like Love
      Love is Protection
      Love is Connection
      Love is Cautious
      Ur in a place which is unrealistic by the way**********
      Weight of existing
      Maybe perhaps possibility u chose to come here
      The shovel will attack, better calm down

  • @omegasrevenge
    @omegasrevenge 7 лет назад +3033

    That ending was an awesome punchline!!!

    • @haltsmaulll2824
      @haltsmaulll2824 6 лет назад +20

      its kinda stupid to say that God needs a creator. Because there is a fucking important fact just ignored: Befor the Big Bang, there was no time! That means that nothing had a beginning or an ending. So for every... existence were no beginning. Therefore isn't a creator needed. But its true. Every time-based existence is caused by something.

    • @brianmancilla77
      @brianmancilla77 6 лет назад +51

      Haltsmaulll (#2) If it's foolish to say that an intelligent designer needs an even more intelligent designer then it's equally foolish that our own creation is the result of an intelligent designer.

    • @shadowthehedgehog3113
      @shadowthehedgehog3113 6 лет назад +49

      +Haltsmaulll (#2)
      The argument that God needs a creator is a response to the argument that the universe needs a creator because its so complex that it couldn't have arisen naturally. Therefore God. So the counterargument is "Ok then if we assume that logic is correct, who created God".

    • @lych2102
      @lych2102 6 лет назад +1

      +Haltsmaulll (#2) so

    • @GenerationLex
      @GenerationLex 6 лет назад +23

      Poor people who can't even differentiate scientific proven fact from fiction make me shake my head, I mean I'm never going to meet them again, and in about 70 years I'll just die, and everything will black out into nothingness. The same will happen for them, but at least in their heads they'll imagine going to some magical land with trillions of other people before they die and it'll put them at ease before they fade to nothingness. Personally I'll just be happy that I made the best of my life, had the most fun possible and achieved things to better future generations before I go to where everyone goes, no matter which of the 6000+ religions they believe in - nothingness.

  • @greyfox4838
    @greyfox4838 8 лет назад +323

    am I the only one that wishes that Aphrodite got to stay?

    • @johnarbuckle2619
      @johnarbuckle2619 8 лет назад +25

      no, you are not

    • @euthanasia9930
      @euthanasia9930 8 лет назад +20

      dem blondes..

    • @mapatay3641
      @mapatay3641 8 лет назад +20

      Aphrodite, Ishtar (if you're into women that will just hump you and dump you), Bastet (if you're into cats), Freya, Tu'er Shen (if you're interested in same sex affairs),
      Pick and choose which ones to keep.

    • @kunglao3kunglao371
      @kunglao3kunglao371 8 лет назад +18

      Faiyaz Chowdhury If she was the God and the judgment day included her "judging" each one of us individually, then everyone who would be saved (men) would gang bang her for an eternity then sure, why not.

    • @PaladinLuke
      @PaladinLuke 7 лет назад +4

      Wasn't that Eris?

  • @yeoman4850
    @yeoman4850 3 года назад +381

    This is perhaps the most important video ever created for humanity

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 года назад +1

      It might be

    • @randomhuman2595
      @randomhuman2595 Год назад

      God is infinite so doesn't need a beginning

    • @Nichwar19
      @Nichwar19 Год назад +9

      @@randomhuman2595 universe is infinite too then.

    • @randomhuman2595
      @randomhuman2595 Год назад +1

      @Hank This is an interesting point that I have thought about a lot. My response would be that the universe can't be infinite in time because then I would never exist. Infinity by definition is never ending, so if an infinite amount of time had to pass before I existed, I would never exist.

    • @sandsalamand3763
      @sandsalamand3763 Год назад +8

      @@randomhuman2595 Just because something is infinite, that doesn't mean that there are no finite quantities within it. Our number system is infinite, but you can still subtract 3 from 10. Similarly, even though the universe might be infinite, you can still have a finite lifespan within it.

  • @kingraj333
    @kingraj333 9 лет назад +388

    WARNING: if you are a viewer hoping to see some nice and possibly entertaining comments regarding the video DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. There is a holy war in the comment section, several innocent civilians have been lost in the process.

  • @happycloud4085
    @happycloud4085 8 лет назад +318

    "You little flying Diaper Bucket"
    -God 2016

  • @Deadpoolles
    @Deadpoolles 6 лет назад +368

    this video reminds me of the questions id get beaten as a child for asking

  • @IgonDrakeWarrior
    @IgonDrakeWarrior Год назад +29

    Beautiful ending. Unfortunately people seem to evidently not be ready to put away childish things.

  • @aryanb8700
    @aryanb8700 8 лет назад +350

    How the fuck do you go from comedy to deep shit in like 3 seconds. That ending holy shit it was too good. Love this channel.

    • @kaleahcollins4531
      @kaleahcollins4531 6 лет назад

      He got a reptilian

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 3 года назад +3

      It is called satire

    • @jaebird3077
      @jaebird3077 3 года назад +3

      I read this before the end.......my god...err.... My humanity

    • @thesmasher138
      @thesmasher138 3 года назад +3

      I’d imagine part of it is the music that played when the serious part started.

  • @ocgsage140
    @ocgsage140 6 лет назад +351

    if god is omniscient then why did we have to be put on earth? and most people will argue that its to test us, but at the same fucking time, why would he need to test us if he knows everything that has, is, and is going to happen?

    • @enochjohnson9149
      @enochjohnson9149 6 лет назад +106

      (Insert unsatisfying christian response here)

    • @ihavenoidea4317
      @ihavenoidea4317 6 лет назад +43

      To entertain him?? Idk there's probably gonna be some religious guy replying to this and say that you're ignorant and should go to hell.

    • @JohnSmith-nl7td
      @JohnSmith-nl7td 6 лет назад +4

      Brian Vaughn Gnosticism has a much better explanation than traditional Christianity.

    • @msrodrigues2000
      @msrodrigues2000 6 лет назад +4

      Read or listen the creepypasta life in the machine, god can pretty much be omniscient of the algorithm/laws that rules our universe, but those laws created so many complex things that he may not be aware of

    • @acgfacgf8481
      @acgfacgf8481 6 лет назад +6

      Because if God made us perfect, that means we would not have free will. We could only make the perfect most rational and logical decisions at any given time
      But that's not love. Love cannot be built, it can only be chosen. E.g. A chatbot doesn't really love its programmer, no matter what it's programmed to say. Nobody can "make" one love them. If it's forced, then it's not really love. You can compel others to love you, but ultimately it must be their free choice or it doesn't count.
      And this is important because in order for God to be God, he must be a God of love. If God transcends 3 dimensions, he must be a perfect infinite being with all the proper characters of infinity. One of the characters of infinity is love. It transcends (or can be expressed and felt beyond) time, space, and matter, therefore love is a characteristic of infinity.
      And the only sufficient definition for love is sacrifice. The Biblical God is the only God to sacrifice himself for others. Sacrifice is a seemingly irrational function of life. Humans sacrifice their time and effort for future generations with no benefit to themselves. But without sacrifice, all civilization and all things Godly could not exist.
      I've said enough. You're smart enough to piece the rest together.

  • @paulohara157
    @paulohara157 7 лет назад +678

    To me this is the best episode that darkmatter ever made.

    • @dimitrifranck2358
      @dimitrifranck2358 6 лет назад +2

      I agree

    • @GameArchon215
      @GameArchon215 6 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @exoszn6
      @exoszn6 6 лет назад

      Paul OHara Nope Jesus is real and you guys need to prepare for the afterlife weather it be heaven or hell.

    • @Defensive_Wounds
      @Defensive_Wounds 6 лет назад +3

      I have only watched about 10 of his videos so far, yet I think I will agree with your comment as right now it is the cherry on top of EVERYthing to convince any religious brainwashed zealot if they watched it all the way through!

    • @Je1gonzalez
      @Je1gonzalez 6 лет назад +7

      exo szn...
      Are you sure about that?
      Is funny how you guys are omniscient.

  • @mrzenox9835
    @mrzenox9835 3 года назад +103

    Jeffrey pulling the gun is hilarious, and the fact he's having it on him all the entire time means he was expecting such a scenario to happen with god

    • @silasr20
      @silasr20 Год назад +1

      The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
      2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 Год назад

      ​@@silasr20deez nuts in your mouth

    • @ApatheticFish3667
      @ApatheticFish3667 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@silasr20 If you want to have a conversation with an atheist and you bring up that line, you have automatically lost all credibility you might have had.

    • @silasr20
      @silasr20 9 месяцев назад

      @@ApatheticFish3667 like your logic

    • @COMALiteJ
      @COMALiteJ 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@silasr20 Hey, quoting the Bible out of context is _fun!_ Ooh, ooh, can _I_ play?
      -“The fool hath said in his heart,- There is no God.”
      Oh, cool! The Psalmist was an _atheist!_

  • @bj9999-bj9
    @bj9999-bj9 9 лет назад +123

    Man created God in his own image and called him Jesus.

    • @bj9999-bj9
      @bj9999-bj9 9 лет назад +1

      +Justin Pursley Who's prophecy? Some old ignorance white man who wants you to worship him as god? And you being a woman probably do.

    • @sunnyboynfs
      @sunnyboynfs 9 лет назад +1

      +Brewster Peterson You are genius!!!

    • @oswell453
      @oswell453 8 лет назад +1

      +Justin Pursley sorry to say but jesus is immanuel because immanuel means god with us and since jesus is god therefore he is immanuel

    • @bj9999-bj9
      @bj9999-bj9 8 лет назад

      immanuel=god with us, not Jesus. Jesus was not and is not and never shall be God! It is the IMAGE I am condemning, not the SPIRIT. Hae a Good Day!

    • @sunnyboynfs
      @sunnyboynfs 8 лет назад

      Damn i hate Christian and Islamic doctrines...

  • @faithdoyle2324
    @faithdoyle2324 9 лет назад +174

    This is actually really deep.
    First I thought it was just another funny video but there is a true concept behind it and if you think about it, it is totally reasonable. Wow

    • @platano214
      @platano214 9 лет назад +3

      I agree with this

    • @jannoa8211
      @jannoa8211 9 лет назад +1

      Thanks Captain Obvious !

    • @DurkMcGerk
      @DurkMcGerk 9 лет назад +1

      Janno A Sure it's obvious to those of us familiar with the concept of allegory. I think Faith's comment was more for the people who tend to take things literally as written: "The god I worship doesn't worship a god that worships a god that worships an elephant man. That isn't in any holy book!"

    • @grantkohler7612
      @grantkohler7612 9 лет назад +10

      Cool!
      I thought most kids have been known to ask the question "If god created the universe, then who created god." upon their first or second read of the bible.
      Odd thing is, I didn't believe that story, but I did believe in Santa until about 6 or 7. Oh, wait, I had "evidence" for the existence of Santa.

    • @johnwaas4864
      @johnwaas4864 9 лет назад

      It's actually not. The whole premise is flawed 2 minutes in. Eternity isn't something you can "dance around". It simply is and has always been. There is nothing outside of time and it's easy copput was "you wouldn't understand" yeah because the whole argument it used was silly and ridiculous to begin with. Video is for simpletons.

  • @beyondthecosmos
    @beyondthecosmos 4 года назад +917

    I watched this video a few years ago.
    And now I came here to do it again. Because I am atheist now.

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 4 года назад +71

      🤟 congrats man!!

    • @beyondthecosmos
      @beyondthecosmos 4 года назад +41

      @@onesyphorus thanks.
      when I watched this a few years ago I said god please forgive my sins. Thank you my neighbour. (I think you are from Georgia 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪)

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 4 года назад +27

      @@beyondthecosmos your welcome. I'm from Australia btw. Also yeah man. It was kinda family pressure for me, but guilt is something I still gotta get over. but I'm glad I'm out of that nonsense!

    • @RealAntek
      @RealAntek 4 года назад +5

      Me too

    • @Well_possibly
      @Well_possibly 4 года назад +13

      Congratulations! Has it lead to any problems with family or friends?
      I lost my faith long ago, but I'm still close to many Christians and some Catholics. I find myself biting my tongue a lot because some of them use the Bible to make decisions.

  • @ATR2400-2
    @ATR2400-2 2 года назад +24

    Me going through darkmatter videos deleting comments from when I used to be a Christian

    • @Vnp99
      @Vnp99 2 года назад +17

      So happy to know that you're no longer indoctrinated.

    • @ATR2400-2
      @ATR2400-2 2 года назад +16

      @@Vnp99 Feels good

    • @unwono
      @unwono 2 года назад

      @Chris Longden cope

  • @benrobinson375
    @benrobinson375 4 года назад +1330

    I remember first coming across your channel when I was Christian about a decade ago. Now I'm an atheist. Keep up the good work brother.

    • @themistsousis4551
      @themistsousis4551 4 года назад +10

      but God and Jesus is inside us...is our light for life...and also no one said that god will come as human to make us to believe him

    • @benrobinson375
      @benrobinson375 4 года назад +225

      @@themistsousis4551 I don't want Jesus to go inside of me. Thank you.

    • @themistsousis4551
      @themistsousis4551 4 года назад +9

      yea because its a "demon" thats why whatever

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 года назад +4

      And they can just do that?

    • @tristan889
      @tristan889 4 года назад +63

      @@themistsousis4551 you really want him to convert back? but also calling something inside him a demon thats held him back? For fuck sake religous people smh

  • @daddy_kolumbus8330
    @daddy_kolumbus8330 4 года назад +437

    he is actually one of our times best philosophers
    think about that

  • @inuka6969
    @inuka6969 3 года назад +203

    So the probability of being the real god is 1/∞.

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 3 года назад +9

      Infinitesimal

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 3 года назад +4

      Infinity is not a number, you cannot use it in operations.

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 3 года назад +13

      @@eleSDSU You can use infinite as much in a operation as you can use x ... x is also not a number.
      The concept of infinity has attributes, like x has attributes.
      Those attributes are then used in said operation.
      Obviously in the end it is meaningless, as the answer will either be 0, 1 or infinity ...

    • @incredulouschordate
      @incredulouschordate 3 года назад +15

      @@eleSDSU 1/∞ could be thought of as the limit of 1/x as x approaches ∞. This would be well defined. It would also model the gods problem well, if you think of it as adding more gods and updating the probabilities each time.

    • @mentalcelstefan7086
      @mentalcelstefan7086 Год назад +4

      lim P(Ω) = lim (1 / Ω) = [1 / ∞ ] = 0
      Ω → ∞ Ω → ∞

  • @zachbaker2051
    @zachbaker2051 3 года назад +40

    I love how comedic it was right up till the end,
    then it just got real deep. So good.

  • @ThePatricio116
    @ThePatricio116 7 лет назад +210

    I upvote Jeffery as my God.

    • @dimitrifranck2358
      @dimitrifranck2358 6 лет назад +1

      PatricioM me too. I love Jeffery

    • @GenerationLex
      @GenerationLex 6 лет назад

      If God was not just the construct of man, I would indeed prefer to go to the imaginary hell with Jeffery than go to heaven with 'god'. What a shame that the Abrahamic God is a collaboration of facts and dates from pagan gods prior to his existence and implausible if logic is used when looking at the details. I'm not talking about the miracles, I'm talking about the DATES and times alone. Those alone make it impossible. There are far too many inconsistencies that man didn't think of at the time of writing.

    • @Goldfishthebrave
      @Goldfishthebrave 6 лет назад

      Hey, you could make a religion out of this

  • @ARMohamed
    @ARMohamed 9 лет назад +397

    If anyone wants the written quote at the end, I gotchu:
    "I created all the Gods. Yes. But I myself, am not a God. I am humanity. And I created you because there were times when I felt scared and alone. There were times when I grieved, there were time when I felt awe and wonder, yet didn't have the answers that I so desperately wanted. But most of all, there were times when I wanted to control other people. And in all these things, the creation of the Gods was useful. You may have been a necessary evil, but humanity is growing up. And the time has come, to put away childish things." ~ DarkMatter2525
    

    • @tareke586
      @tareke586 9 лет назад +28

      Thats deep

    • @Murphio25
      @Murphio25 9 лет назад +5

      Your profile pic/avatar thingy reminded me of "Truth" from Fullmetal Alchemist (it's an anime).

    • @ARMohamed
      @ARMohamed 9 лет назад +15

      *****​ One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you.

    • @ARMohamed
      @ARMohamed 9 лет назад +8

      *****​ lol, it's always great to meet a fellow FMA fan! xD

    • @beautifulreality4103
      @beautifulreality4103 9 лет назад +1

      AR Mohamed true my favorite episode from FMA :) lol

  • @jakehawkinsmusic
    @jakehawkinsmusic 6 лет назад +614

    yo whos the blonde goddess tho. lmao imma "believe" in whatever religion she has

    • @enderkittygaming2348
      @enderkittygaming2348 6 лет назад +75

      Jacob Hawkins The gold apple leads me to believe that is Eris the goddess of discord.

    • @benjaminbyrnison4882
      @benjaminbyrnison4882 6 лет назад +29

      Jacob Hawkins yea go and ‘know’ her why don’t you

    • @TheBossJovi
      @TheBossJovi 6 лет назад +3

      donald, the name above every name religion

    • @bloodmoon0746
      @bloodmoon0746 6 лет назад +23

      She was used in another video as Aphrodite

    • @noelminem7
      @noelminem7 6 лет назад +19

      Best deity ever, just saying

  • @Ben_419
    @Ben_419 Год назад +17

    10 years later and this video is still a masterpiece

  • @satsugekibukouken
    @satsugekibukouken 8 лет назад +515

    I always saw religious people as people who believe in santa, but there are no grown ups to tell them "hey buddy, god isn't actually real"

    • @dazidspore2422
      @dazidspore2422 8 лет назад +36

      Well there is, it's the atheists, there aren't grown ups to tell them Santa isn't real but other children are telling them that Santa isn't real but they ain't believing in it, because they can only believe what a grown up would tell them, the only way those close minded creationists would accept facts is that a higher being than human would tell that there is no God which is impossible since there is no higher beings

    • @drag0nchampi0n
      @drag0nchampi0n 8 лет назад +9

      El Gado just goes to show the distance humans will go to conjure up fictional characters in order to manipulate a specific outcome or mass belief....

    • @PositivelyBrainwashed
      @PositivelyBrainwashed 7 лет назад +18

      I remember being in grade 2 and telling my friends that Santa doesn't exist. Then my teacher looked me right in the eye and said he did. At that moment I realized that if some adults are clueless about santa, then they're clueless about God.

    • @fatsuschungus744
      @fatsuschungus744 7 лет назад +7

      Positively Brainwashed it's not cus the teacher is an idiot. they r KIDS it's just for the fucking fun. when they grow up they'll learn themselves.

    • @sahilchowdhari5298
      @sahilchowdhari5298 7 лет назад +1

      Well santa satan same thing both are red

  • @danielcalisthenics1339
    @danielcalisthenics1339 6 лет назад +272

    "I created all the gods" ,that was epic.

  • @belalabusultan5911
    @belalabusultan5911 4 года назад +501

    but if god isn't real, then how could Cats Meow ?
    Atheist : 0
    Belief in the omnipotent invisible pink Unicorn : 1

    • @beechass4451
      @beechass4451 4 года назад +13

      Never tought about that :O

    • @beechass4451
      @beechass4451 4 года назад +14

      @Mark zacker pwet. the one true god

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 4 года назад +19

      @Mark zacker pwet. well this is complicated ... did you hear of the Flying Spaghetti monster ?

    • @beechass4451
      @beechass4451 4 года назад +11

      @@belalabusultan5911 invisible pink unicorn is still more likely

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 4 года назад +7

      @Mark zacker pwet.
      they are fake gods for Parody religions.
      if you are religious, you will see the patterns that Atheists criticize in religion, it won't turn you Atheist, but you will be more enlightened.
      if you are an Atheist you will have plenty of lols.
      fun fact is, the religion that believes in Flying spaghetti monster is called (Pastafarianism), basically it used the name of Rastafarianism, and turned it to Pasta to suite its namesake lol.

  • @Mythical.History
    @Mythical.History 3 года назад +13

    8:23 For those who don't know, that Elephant God is Ganesha from Indian Mythology

    • @cookieface80
      @cookieface80 3 года назад +7

      Furthermore, the woman with the golden apple is Aphrodite. She's the Greek Goddess of Love.

    • @Mythical.History
      @Mythical.History 3 года назад

      @@cookieface80 Ye

    • @alexisjones5509
      @alexisjones5509 2 года назад +4

      @@cookieface80 And the African deity is known as Shango. He's the Yoruba god of war.

    • @Zenciiiii
      @Zenciiiii Год назад +1

      Who TF is the god with the floatie

  • @somethingtojenga
    @somethingtojenga 9 лет назад +114

    I mean, even ancient people fucking knew that gods couldn't be INFINITELY knowing and powerful, etc., so they had their gods competing with each other. Even the Old Testament assumes that Yahweh is one of many gods. He doesn't say there ARE no other gods, he says 'thou shalt not have other gods before me'. And, of course, science has banished the possibility for MANY of those gods, so when we're left with this miserable gap of unknown that's *_OUT THERE_*, we really only have need of a single one. And personally, not even that one.

    • @somethingtojenga
      @somethingtojenga 9 лет назад +10

      ***** Science eliminates the possibility of believing in a Tree God, or a Lightning God, or a Mountain or Volcano God, absolutely it does. Show me *_ONE_* scientist who could still believe that?

    • @donniebrown7879
      @donniebrown7879 9 лет назад

      Einstein believed in God. , said it would be foolish to believe that all this could just happen.

    • @trungle-zc5of
      @trungle-zc5of 9 лет назад +4

      +Donnie Brown (citation needed)

    • @donniebrown7879
      @donniebrown7879 9 лет назад

      Citation needed... Wtf does that mean?

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 9 лет назад +1

      +pon33villin chances are abraham worshiped many gods including yahweh, as he was sumerian.
      dont know if this is true but its a fun idea. i also think he might have been schizophrenic.

  • @Marinuss
    @Marinuss 10 лет назад +137

    All this god, mohammed and jesus stuff is not true in my opinion,
    TEDDYSM IS THE ONLY RELIGION!
    We Teddysts believe that in EVERY teddy bear, there is a soul. We pray by cuddling with our teddybears. Our teddybears then give the message on to the upper Teddy and he is the one who is determining how my life is going to pass by. And I know so many people are going to ask me how I can prove this, BUT NO ONE CAN PROVE THIS IS NOT THE ONLY RELIGION!
    It says so in the holy book of teddy, the Teddyble. It's written there, SO IT'S TRUE! Look:
    Woolen bears 1:2
    "In every teddy bear there is a soul."
    See? It says so in my holy book SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
    There has to be a creator of everything, and that was the upper teddy. Everyone will say: "Teddybears are made by men, so how can a teddy bear create the universe?" BECAUSE THE TEDDY BEAR IS OMNIPOTENT. HE CREATED MANKIND!!!!1
    EVERYONE, FOLLOW THE TEDDYSMIC WAYS AND SUCCES WILL SOON BE YOURS!

    • @AvatarFarid
      @AvatarFarid 10 лет назад +17

      Your religion is nonsense. You must know there is only 1 true... Deity?
      Yes. The flying spaghetti monster has touched us with his noodley appendage and you cannot see that. I will boil for you, friend.

    • @Marinuss
      @Marinuss 10 лет назад +10

      Farid T Try cuddling a teddy bear once, doesn't it feel special? I felt the teddy opening my soul, and it spoke to me.

    • @jakvos342
      @jakvos342 10 лет назад +13

      ALL PRAISE LORD TEDDY

    • @Marinuss
      @Marinuss 10 лет назад +4

      ***** I'm happy more people are helping me write the basis of the Teddyble. The first chapters will be online soon.

    • @Marinuss
      @Marinuss 10 лет назад +2

      ***** I'll see if what the Lord Teddy will mention in my dreams will match your thoughts about Teddysm.

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock Год назад +21

    Even after all those years I think that this is one of the best of your videos

  • @benjamineneje192
    @benjamineneje192 5 лет назад +982

    "Invisible qualities have been clearly seen?"
    " I danced you into existence"
    😂😂

    • @bloodrain4361
      @bloodrain4361 4 года назад +15

      @Oucast American THE NONSENSE OF CHRISTIANITY CAUSE MY BOOK SAYS SO AN MY PASTOR

    • @genieglasslamp5028
      @genieglasslamp5028 4 года назад +16

      @Oucast American
      What makes christianity the correct religion? Specifically your specific brand of Christianity?

    • @genieglasslamp5028
      @genieglasslamp5028 4 года назад +8

      @Oucast American
      Circular reasoning at its finest. I'm going to need more than that.

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 4 года назад

      Genie #GlassLamp if you an atheist explain this, who makes human? If not god, then who, if you gonna say that human is a evolution of monkey then you probably wrong because if that's right then monkey will not exist until today

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 4 года назад

      Genie #GlassLamp If nudity is a progression of civilization then animals have reached the peak of civilization

  • @EdgeOf1996
    @EdgeOf1996 8 лет назад +164

    Jeffery's double wings surprisingly made me dizzy....

  • @Floodedarea-ed3bm
    @Floodedarea-ed3bm 10 месяцев назад +4

    This video still hits hard 10 years later💀

  • @obamasinladen5222
    @obamasinladen5222 7 лет назад +416

    Religion
    Person 1: "I have an apple"
    Person 2: "I don't believe you"
    Person 1: "You can't prove I don't have an apple.
    Science
    Person 1: "I have an apple"
    Person 2: " I don't believe you"
    Person1: Shows apple
    Why is religion a widely acceptable answer to the origins of the universe?
    Because people are too scared to not have an afterlife

    • @djackson1374
      @djackson1374 6 лет назад +42

      Rocky Jemasa A prime example of evolution is how you need a different flu shot every year. It's because the virus changes and now the previous medication no longer works. And drug resistent bacterica is also another example of evolution. Since they replecate so fast it's easier to see than in larger animals but either way the evidence is there.

    • @djackson1374
      @djackson1374 6 лет назад +22

      Rocky Jemasa That's still evidence that at a bare minum supports the theory compared to scriptures in the bible that could've been written by anyone. So at the end of the day we have evidence some biological changes within species to develop new distinct traits which supports evolution and the Old Testament that supports God's omniscients. If the latter sounds more resonable to you for whatever your reason(s) may be then more power to you.

    • @sparex4273
      @sparex4273 6 лет назад +29

      Rocky Jemasa thats like saying the THEORY of gravity isn't valid because it is a THEORY. Fuck off you don't even know what a theory means.

    • @alankusparmakov9330
      @alankusparmakov9330 6 лет назад +25

      "A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested, in accordance with the scientific method, using a predefined protocol of observation and experiment. Established scientific theories have withstood rigorous scrutiny and embody scientific knowledge."
      -Wikipedia
      Evolution is proven, God is not.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 6 лет назад +2

      The science of cosmology seeks to answer the question of the origin of the universe, and based on what we currently know, God existing is quite probable.

  • @TheMudsnake
    @TheMudsnake 8 лет назад +604

    Planning to show this to a few churches.

    • @limuney9874
      @limuney9874 7 лет назад +8

      A simple video isn't the truth but what really angered me is that you used the word ''fuckers''.
      I cannot prove that you are an idiot but you were an idiot for being aggresive against some simple people that work in a church.

    • @xxxalilordxxx1974
      @xxxalilordxxx1974 7 лет назад

      Ľøŕď Šâťáņ Jőņëş

    • @ItsLionzz
      @ItsLionzz 7 лет назад +10

      So much evil in the world. I honestly feel bad for all the people agreeing with this video. So many pieces left out of the puzzle in this video like Jesus and his miracles and teachings. And god is eternal but humans aren't there is the difference between our minds, he knows everything and we don't and so he doesn't need to question his creation cause he knows it perfectly and he probably just didn't care enough to tell us if he had a creator or not

    • @limuney9874
      @limuney9874 7 лет назад +81

      *facepalm*

    • @wamblytk4371
      @wamblytk4371 7 лет назад +62

      can i ask something...
      if god knows the future or has some big plan then what is the point in prayers

  • @neppynep6151
    @neppynep6151 7 лет назад +53

    The ending of this video is absolutely astounding. I couldn't have imagined a better way to word how gods were created to fill in temporary gaps we later filled in with science and mathematics. Purely beautiful. I am a fan of endings like this. It puts this topic not on a negative level, but on a positive, hopeful level; that we as a species have grown to the level that we can hold our own against the challenges of life without need of childish things.

    • @ocelotryuu6352
      @ocelotryuu6352 6 лет назад +7

      Carlen Pumphery Niether does religion though. In fact, religion tends to cause most of those things rather than prevent them.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 6 лет назад +2

      Devin Klinkowsky
      Correct.

  • @Ricko181
    @Ricko181 Год назад +16

    It's been 10 years since this video was released. I remember when i saw it many years ago. I still like to come back to it from time to time. Like to every DarkMatter's video. Love it.

  • @nelsonr12
    @nelsonr12 8 лет назад +73

    If God is omniscient, why doesn't he know Jeffery's questions before he asks them?

    • @dfo990
      @dfo990 7 лет назад +38

      if god is omniscient why would he even waste time creating the universe if he know how it will ends? the logic answer is that there is no intelligence behind the universe origin.

    • @rudys.artous5477
      @rudys.artous5477 7 лет назад

      dfo 99 I think its a loop

    • @jakaan2014
      @jakaan2014 6 лет назад +1

      dfo 99 because the ending is good ending with a kingdom of heaven with peace and harmony

    • @mep6302
      @mep6302 6 лет назад

      Because this is only a video

    • @mep6302
      @mep6302 6 лет назад

      Besides. God is Him. Not them. Them is plural

  • @Arko777777
    @Arko777777 10 лет назад +29

    I love how God says: "I'm God!"

  • @valentinvas6454
    @valentinvas6454 5 лет назад +158

    "God is more our creation than we are his."

    • @ammargamig7849
      @ammargamig7849 4 года назад +2

      no god created us w didnt imagine god god exists and we know bec god sent us messeges and mirecles

    • @ammargamig7849
      @ammargamig7849 4 года назад +1

      The Dark Side no if actually reed and begin to understand that book you will know that it can’t be written by people it contains stuff from the future and it contains science and I’m talking about the Quran it’s the only faith that u can’t get a mistake out of and the I dea in the video that god demands a creator acording to his logic is wrong every created thing demands a creator but god isn’t a created thing

    • @ammargamig7849
      @ammargamig7849 4 года назад

      The Dark Side I believe in islam because it’s just and god doesn’t only throw peaple who don’t believe in him in hell he punishes people who have done sins like killing steeling and in Islam all sins make sense like racism and etc and the reason you have to believe in god and u get punished if u didn’t do so isn’t because he just wants that god doesn’t need your worship u don’t make him more powerful or less powerful u worship him and believe him for urself because the way of life that he commands us to do is the perfect way and if u actually see what kind of life a true muslim has u will be amazed for example a true muslim wouldn’t be a Muslim if he sleeps full knowing that his nabour is sleeping hungry

    • @ammargamig7849
      @ammargamig7849 4 года назад

      The Dark Side rather that telling me stuff that u think the Quran doesn’t have wich u clearly didn’t reed try and get out a mistake out of it and u will fail did u know that a lot of things discovered in modern science was written in the quran 1400 years ago like for example the stages of pregnancy this was discovered I modern science but it was written in the quran 1400 years ago 80%of the quran is proven to be scientifically correct and 20%neither right nor wrong because science haven’t advanced enough to reach that 20% and it has 0 scientific mistakes and the Quran predicts alot of stuff that happened in modern days 1400 years ago and it has stories far in the past before islam it even has stuff about jesus and mary that the Bible doesn’t have

    • @ammargamig7849
      @ammargamig7849 4 года назад

      The Dark Side u seem smart please try and search and watch videos about islam and from true muslims not from people who ruined what it really meens

  • @svenericsson7286
    @svenericsson7286 5 месяцев назад +7

    God = synonymous with; "an imaginary agent with whom you may(be) make bartering-deals with as you utilize your own alleged power and importance, as currency, in exchange for the aforementioned agent to manipulate events and the environment to benefit you, or be to the detriment of others, in a practically useful way".

    • @mattg-h6781
      @mattg-h6781 4 месяца назад +1

      Very well put, and I screen spotted this, perfect argument to the religious heads around me to the grounds of their "god."

    • @svenericsson7286
      @svenericsson7286 4 месяца назад

      @@mattg-h6781 Thank you! Yw 🙂

    • @mattg-h6781
      @mattg-h6781 2 месяца назад

      ​@@svenericsson7286Your awesome 😆

    • @svenericsson7286
      @svenericsson7286 2 месяца назад

      @@mattg-h6781 Ty 🙂

  • @jeffstike3195
    @jeffstike3195 5 лет назад +499

    If i die and it turns out there is a god. I AM So TRYING THIS!! 😂 😂

  • @winring5593
    @winring5593 5 лет назад +107

    This honestly might be the best refutation video I have seen

  • @forestecho6229
    @forestecho6229 2 года назад +11

    Christians: everything has a creator. God created everything.
    Me: if God created everything then there was nothing to created Him before he started creating. So it is possible that nothing can create something by their logic which is "God can create something out of nothing"
    By their logic if everything has a Creator then even a God has a creator = Creator of God, A God beyond of God.
    And Creator has Creator, and Creator of Creator has a Creator and all over again.
    That is their logic ( Christian logic ) not mine. And yet they still call us crazy.

    • @kakashi-fe4ql
      @kakashi-fe4ql 2 года назад +7

      Already debunked . You wanna know who created god?
      Humans. Got em 🤣🤣🤣.

    • @forestecho6229
      @forestecho6229 2 года назад +4

      @@kakashi-fe4ql those people were probably those who grow with only one parent and been bullyed. So they created their ideal Dad who is always watching them, protecting, love them more that anything and will punish those who bullyed them. But in same time do oposite from that.
      If He exist. Then we are all doomed.

    • @kakashi-fe4ql
      @kakashi-fe4ql 2 года назад +5

      @@forestecho6229 take Muhammad as an example. And doomed? Ok so a priest who molested 7 children will go to heaven but a moral person who was an atheist will go to hell just because he didn’t believe in god? Every religion was created for personal gain.

    • @forestecho6229
      @forestecho6229 2 года назад +1

      @@kakashi-fe4ql For word "doomed" I meaned: no one is following bibles rules. We are all working at Sabbath, lieing, useing bad words, telling Gods name in vain, judgeing others, are afraid of death, ...
      I didn't meaned to say that we deserve to go to Hell. I just say that bible has so many problems, double meanings, contradiction that even if we choose one rule to follow there is a rule which is contradict to that one. And since we are broke cotradiction ( if He exist ) He wil punish us.
      And about priset pedophile :
      Bible says that who ever believe in God and ask for forgivenes. His/Hers sins will be forgiven. Thats total inmoral to me.
      About good Atheist:
      Bible says that those who don't believe in God will be punishen.
      Thats tyranny, hipocrity and dictatory to me. Its like I was puted in jail with super dangerous criminals for not suporting TikTok or Trump.
      The same way were Hitler and Stalin useing. Was anyone suporting them. NO. Except the people who got something good from that. Like their family and friends.

    • @kakashi-fe4ql
      @kakashi-fe4ql 2 года назад +4

      @@forestecho6229 agree

  • @CassandraPantaristi
    @CassandraPantaristi 7 лет назад +403

    The billion dallar philosophical question: If God is eternal, what was God doing BEFORE the beginning of the Universe?

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 7 лет назад +40

      Honestly, this is why polytheism makes more sense. The Gods have a genesis, they do not have a gaping hole in logic like that.

    • @Raptorel
      @Raptorel 6 лет назад +12

      That's actually a very interesting question to ponder.

    • @chrissonofpear3657
      @chrissonofpear3657 6 лет назад +8

      Reflecting upon himself and becoming bored. Not sure how that applies to narcissist possibilities.

    • @kidjoker3g
      @kidjoker3g 6 лет назад

      I Seek The Truth Thought that a long time ago

    • @hankreardenfan1019
      @hankreardenfan1019 6 лет назад +1

      He was thinking and daydreaming.

  • @reverandraygotquestionsask5117
    @reverandraygotquestionsask5117 6 лет назад +110

    if I was God I wouldn't
    want people to worship me.
    I wouldn't want the responsibility

    • @evanwatling3897
      @evanwatling3897 6 лет назад

      Reverand Ray got questions ask God wouldn’t want to be worshiped

    • @researchroundearth4565
      @researchroundearth4565 5 лет назад +2

      This comment is so good I think I'll worship you til the end of times

    • @ignisspiritustenebris7137
      @ignisspiritustenebris7137 5 лет назад

      No one would. They'd probably violate their own rules like the christian God does

  • @snoepieeej
    @snoepieeej 3 месяца назад +4

    I think this is your magnus opus. That second god and the final scene are just magnificent.

  • @nachobis
    @nachobis 6 лет назад +116

    "the only inconsistency here is you" 😂😂😂👍🏼

  • @youjustcalledmewhat
    @youjustcalledmewhat 4 года назад +97

    The simple fact that "God" is having a conversation with the little angel dude who's asking him multiple questions to which mostly answers with "Why, what or when" will goes to show he doesn't know all. Lol....... Faith and indoctrination is what is blinding most of us to thinking outside the box.

    • @randymcdaniel3873
      @randymcdaniel3873 3 года назад

      Look what “thinking outside the box” has gotten the world: increased crime, increased sexual immorality, increased immorality in general. So what has the world benefited by rebellion against God?

    • @youjustcalledmewhat
      @youjustcalledmewhat 3 года назад +7

      @@randymcdaniel3873 So fear of the almighty ghost is the way to go and common sense should be thrown out of the window???

    • @randymcdaniel3873
      @randymcdaniel3873 3 года назад

      @@youjustcalledmewhat How is it not common sense to follow the one who created us? To live according to how the one who created all things intended us to live. Wants one thing he commands that is so heinous it requires out rejection to the point of not even acknowledging He exists? What evidence is there that He doesn’t? There is nothing ghost about Him. Jesus Christ, the risen Lord and Savior, took on the form of a man to become the image of the invisible God. There is more evidence of Him then not.

    • @youjustcalledmewhat
      @youjustcalledmewhat 3 года назад +7

      @@randymcdaniel3873 Ok friend, God is all knowing so had he wanted us to worship him blindly without questioning his existence, he would have given us dog brains. But he gave us the ability to think critically meaning he would be angry at us for not using his greatest gift to us which is the human brain. I bet you'd be mad if you bought someone a gift they'll never use.

    • @randymcdaniel3873
      @randymcdaniel3873 3 года назад

      @@youjustcalledmewhat Not true. We are made in God image which is why our conscience and emotion reflects His. God gave us free will because part of His character is love. He created us to to express His love to something, but out of love does not force anyone to be with Him. Similar to a parent and child. Parents have children to express love, raise them in their ways, and to bring life into the world to enjoy it. When there disobedient a good parent disciplines. When the child wants to rebel and walk away, as much as it pains them they let them because out of love they will turn them over to what they want patiently waiting for them to come back. It’s also similar to a relationship. If you love someone, you do not force them be with you. That would be rape. You try and try and try, but eventually you leave them alone because that’s what they want.

  • @d4vidh4xor
    @d4vidh4xor 6 месяцев назад +7

    Why am I feeling bad for Yahweh now?

    • @Jumpingonpaws
      @Jumpingonpaws 6 месяцев назад +3

      I don’t know, he’s just a kid in high school, he’s got his whole future ahead of him. (Power corrupts)

  • @S3SSioN_Solaris
    @S3SSioN_Solaris 4 года назад +121

    That RPG wielding green flying ellipse with eyes thing is the real mvp here.

    • @yawgmoth6568
      @yawgmoth6568 2 года назад +6

      It's a lima bean. Has a cap that says LB, for Lima Bean.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 года назад +1

      @@yawgmoth6568 ya so? He makes things go 🚀

  • @AlioXelMauri
    @AlioXelMauri 6 лет назад +1392

    Im 100% sure that 3,000 christians just clicked on the video, didn´t watch anythiing and just smashed that dislike button as fast as possible. Hilarious.

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 6 лет назад +29

      Thats complete bullshit tho. Dont assume your Opposition is just redarded to be done with it, we Are all humans...

    • @urdoolil5477
      @urdoolil5477 6 лет назад +7

      Tyramautsu isn't this comment now a straw man because you added hilarious at the end?

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 6 лет назад +35

      Punisher Philosophy cant prove god. If You thought so, You wouldnt be aatheist. What Do You really mean with "prove"?

    • @bobbob7192
      @bobbob7192 6 лет назад +40

      So, let me get this straight: you're claiming that you can prove the existence of God (capitalized, indicating the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, active monotheist idea of the concept) via philosophy? What's more, your only substantiation for this claim is gloating about how very intellectual you are and vomiting up the names of several dozen philosophers. Further, you claim to be an atheist, which is, assuming you hold both aforementioned claims to be true, an acknowledgement on your part of deliberate ignorance; if you can prove the existence of God through philosophy, then why do you claim to hold no believe of God's existence?
      Yet further, you claim all the philosophers you've mentioned to provide some form of proof of God's existence. I'm not familiar with traditional French, Spanish, Portugese, and German philosophy, but the Greeks (whose beliefs are largely the foundation for Western values) had no philosophers (that I'm aware of) who believed in God. Plato spoke of "gods" (pantheistic deities), and Aristotle believed in a "prime mover", which is far closer to Deism than Monotheism.
      This leaves your statements questionable at best. Surely, if you're so very intelligent as you claim, providing the philosophical proofs of God's existence would be overwhelmingly preferable to spouting your supposed, ambiguous qualifications and expecting us to take your word for it?

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 6 лет назад +5

      Punisher Care to go back to english?
      I took a look At that Edmund dude scince He is in my native language. He thinks science should abandon search for objective Truth to instead look for the meaning of life.
      Not everyone who can write a book is smart or knows their stuff. You cant impress by Saying You listen to people with views and opinions so outdated their hearts arent beating anymore.

  • @freedomfighter2668
    @freedomfighter2668 8 лет назад +75

    that atheist is still standing there like what the fuck just happened.

  • @joecurran2811
    @joecurran2811 8 лет назад +96

    I like how God is meant to be all-loving and yet he blitzes Geoffrey (and others) with lightning

    • @Apollo_1641
      @Apollo_1641 8 лет назад

      Watch George carlin's video "Religion is bullshit" Have fun! :-)

    • @joecurran2811
      @joecurran2811 8 лет назад

      Excuse me mate?

    • @gwho
      @gwho 8 лет назад

      ... this is a cartoon given artistic liberty. it's not the actual thing people worship and claim. it's a strawman, but an ok one due to artistic liberty.

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 8 лет назад +8

      +gwho even though it's the truth? Man created all of the Gods to explain the unknown. If there was a God, why are there so many versions, and why are there some whom don't believe?

    • @ILNSuryaChandra
      @ILNSuryaChandra 8 лет назад +1

      Different gods exists for the same reason as why different languages exists. And for the question about the "Atheists"...... I don't know the answer.

  • @Darkiie
    @Darkiie 9 лет назад +115

    Everything in the universe is paradoxical. We will never "know" anything for sure. What is life. :(

    • @kobidobidog
      @kobidobidog 9 лет назад

      +Josh black: When sin came death came to all things. The stars did not devour themselves in the beginning. Satan did that. Allah in the Quinan did that. Allah is a fake god. God Set - placed the stars where he wanted them to be.

    • @raymanspy95
      @raymanspy95 9 лет назад +13

      +kobidobidog You do realize that Allah is the exact same god that Christians worship in the bible but just under a different name. So lets say the Jewish religion came first, that means Christianity branched off of it, the same it the Muslims beliefs they both branched off of Jewish religion, Muslims Christians and Jewish folk all beleive in the EXACT SAME GOD, yet they all disagree with it and demonize the others because the holy books that come from one another is to be afraid of different religions that doesn't have the exact same name as your god or slightly altered stories.

    • @Itsatz0
      @Itsatz0 9 лет назад

      +Josh Black
      Speak for yourself.

    • @Darkiie
      @Darkiie 9 лет назад +2

      +itsatz please feel free to share what you "know" then, it would help a lot of people.

    • @Itsatz0
      @Itsatz0 9 лет назад

      ***** The reason why science has taken the place of religion is because it works. The universe follows math. The question you need to ask is why does math describe the universe so well.

  • @DS-pd5ov
    @DS-pd5ov 2 года назад +13

    I come back once in a while to watch this masterpiece. Even now, 8 years later of posting it sounds so fresh.

  • @jkbluti
    @jkbluti 4 года назад +64

    "No matter how tender, how exquisite, a LIE will remain a LIE!" -Aldia. Best quote and rings true to all religions.

    • @johnerous1943
      @johnerous1943 Год назад +3

      I know I'm late but I love that quote, nice to see a fellow souls game enjoyer

    • @seigasudo6428
      @seigasudo6428 Год назад +2

      Interesting.

  • @kingbugs3558
    @kingbugs3558 6 лет назад +130

    One the best YT videos on atheism ever made.

  • @daniandantanian3709
    @daniandantanian3709 8 лет назад +124

    piling halos was really something

    • @notchmath9642
      @notchmath9642 7 лет назад +16

      Danian Dantanian And wings too.

  • @nessiesmith
    @nessiesmith 5 лет назад +204

    Was anyone else hoping for an apple to fall on the guys head?

    • @harshithvallabhaneni2524
      @harshithvallabhaneni2524 5 лет назад +27

      I was hoping for the golden apple to fall down

    • @Xerion1
      @Xerion1 5 лет назад +6

      I was hoping a snake would slither down and start talking to him.

    • @Avrelianvs
      @Avrelianvs 4 года назад +8

      BITCH THIS AINT ISAAC NEWTON

    • @atomic2653
      @atomic2653 4 года назад +1

      @@harshithvallabhaneni2524 Same ;)

    • @thorstambaugh1520
      @thorstambaugh1520 4 года назад

      @@Avrelianvs Isaac Newton watched an apple fall. It never hit him on the head

  • @johnnys.3465
    @johnnys.3465 8 лет назад +112

    there is only one god and his name is death

    • @paul18parreno99
      @paul18parreno99 8 лет назад +1

      time

    • @johnnys.3465
      @johnnys.3465 8 лет назад +8

      paul18 parreno Only death is certain, time is not.

    • @paul18parreno99
      @paul18parreno99 8 лет назад +2

      +Johnny S. idiot time goes on but death is the end

    • @johnnys.3465
      @johnnys.3465 8 лет назад +4

      paul18 parreno someone didnt understand a reference

    • @paul18parreno99
      @paul18parreno99 8 лет назад

      +Johnny S. no im not you little crap

  • @macey75
    @macey75 9 лет назад +471

    This is by FARRRRRRR your best one ever. I have posted this one so many times I have lost count.

    • @echomjp
      @echomjp 9 лет назад +2

      +Gregg Macey personally, I thought his "Fine-Tuned Universe" one was also great. Though there are many bits of gold among Darkmatter's work. Or rather, platinum pieces among a hoard of riches.

    • @haqeimhafeiz5804
      @haqeimhafeiz5804 9 лет назад

      +echomjp i just wanna say this...as how we disobeyed god...that is what also an A.I would do in the future... :)

    • @biscuitalt267
      @biscuitalt267 9 лет назад +2

      +MLG “PC” Judaist An apostrophe can also be used for possession.

    • @biscuitalt267
      @biscuitalt267 9 лет назад +1

      I don't know where that wall of rhetoric came from, I was just telling someone about apostrophes, but okay.

    • @biscuitalt267
      @biscuitalt267 9 лет назад +2

      Well, in this comment chain, atheists talk about grammar.

  • @skinnyworm883
    @skinnyworm883 6 месяцев назад +7

    bro...this is the most beautiful youtube video in existance, it made so much sense. you earned a follow

  • @Seyah
    @Seyah 7 лет назад +125

    i remember hating this channel when i was a christian

    • @lonelyvariety
      @lonelyvariety 6 лет назад +17

      Even if you’re a Christian you could still view this as a comedy channel.

    • @regan2845
      @regan2845 6 лет назад

      Samuel Verrett hhh

    • @indyjacksontt4440
      @indyjacksontt4440 6 лет назад +8

      Samuel Verrett, by the time I made it here I was questioning my religion, so I never really hated this channel.

    • @brianmancilla77
      @brianmancilla77 6 лет назад +10

      When I first watched one of these videos years ago when I was a Catholic, I remember not being able to be angry at it because it gave legitimate logical questions that eliminate the necessity for a God. In fact the only thing that made me angry was the fact that I couldn't argue against his arguments because they made sense. It allows me to realize now that its not necessarily the believers fault for refuting undoubtable logic against God, its simply the fact that the idea of not believing scares them. It scared me. But after a 5 year journey of questions and crutical thinking, I found that it was not my choice to become an athiest, it's simply the one that makes the most sense. I was born an athiest. I'll die an athiest.

    • @utoresa5193
      @utoresa5193 6 лет назад +1

      Samuel Verrett I am a Christian and I love it

  • @engleberteverything421
    @engleberteverything421 5 лет назад +82

    It ended surprisingly seriously for a video where God shoots God who shoots God who shoots God.

  • @strixhendrix82
    @strixhendrix82 7 лет назад +43

    The ending is religion EXPLAINED

  • @thelastmlg2699
    @thelastmlg2699 7 лет назад +96

    Wait a square circle?
    *All This squares make a circle*

    • @PacoCotero1221
      @PacoCotero1221 6 лет назад +7

      Raphael Hemrique a circle is just a regular poligon with infinite sides

    • @squirrelfish8200
      @squirrelfish8200 6 лет назад +2

      Spin any square quickly, it wil make a circle

    • @abdellahbellali5899
      @abdellahbellali5899 6 лет назад

      Thats a boxing ring

    • @desmondgentle1474
      @desmondgentle1474 6 лет назад +4

      And that one tile is still green!

    • @donloyal
      @donloyal 6 лет назад +1

      Desmond Gentle *sighs* "Let it go, Cell."

  • @GudinDmitry
    @GudinDmitry 5 лет назад +528

    This is possibly the single most powerful video on religion on RUclips. Well done!

    • @RafaelGarcia-jb3me
      @RafaelGarcia-jb3me 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @FKAAYA
      @FKAAYA 5 лет назад +13

      This as well as his 'power corrupts'

    • @andypalencia9054
      @andypalencia9054 5 лет назад +2

      This video doesn’t even make sence though

    • @FKAAYA
      @FKAAYA 5 лет назад +33

      @@andypalencia9054 yeah religious people don't get it

    • @andypalencia9054
      @andypalencia9054 5 лет назад +1

      Pot Head I get it but it doesn’t logically make sence

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 11 месяцев назад +4

    Deities after logic
    Shango (Nigerian)
    Neptune/Poseidon (Roman/Greek)
    Venus/Aphrodite (Roman/Greek)
    Ganesha (Hindu)

    • @Dock284
      @Dock284 10 месяцев назад

      damn

  • @andrewhsu7202
    @andrewhsu7202 5 лет назад +73

    So "Humanity" just thanos'd 6 deities and an angel. Nice.

  • @FluffyTurbo
    @FluffyTurbo 7 лет назад +349

    my creators are my mom and dad not no sky fairy

    • @speedygonzalez885
      @speedygonzalez885 7 лет назад

      k

    • @speedygonzalez885
      @speedygonzalez885 7 лет назад +5

      *****
      (cries internally)

    • @speedygonzalez885
      @speedygonzalez885 7 лет назад +3

      *****
      what will we call it?

    • @speedygonzalez885
      @speedygonzalez885 7 лет назад +4

      *****
      in our holy ebook it will say that sexism was the original sin and that we need to constantly check our privilege so that we may help overcome our inherent misogony and be allowed into gods safe space when we die

    • @speedygonzalez885
      @speedygonzalez885 7 лет назад +3

      *****
      dude our churches are called safe spaces we gather every monday to sacrifice white people for being dirty racists

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 3 года назад +10

    PragerU:There can't be something coming from nothing,so the universe must be created by someone,so God exists!
    Me:But if God exists,he is something as well,and to be eternal he would come from nothing!
    PragerU:😐...😠

  • @Thulgon
    @Thulgon 8 лет назад +39

    God likes abusing his subjects, has weird colored eyes, and attacks by creating lightning from his fingertips; therefore, He's a Sith Lord.

    • @MrJonniman007
      @MrJonniman007 6 лет назад +4

      more like a shit lord, amirite?

    • @RocinanteGold
      @RocinanteGold 6 лет назад +1

      Or maybe.. The Sith Lords are gods... Seriously, you might be onto something but in reverse.. it's possible that the writers who created Sith Lords were trying to say something about religion...

    • @KeriRautenkranz
      @KeriRautenkranz 3 года назад

      "The Tragedy of Darth Yaweh"