"The protector of Italian virginity! The Lance that thrilled France! The Harasser of Parasa! He gave them hell in La Rochelle! The enforcer of our Lord god, the one, the only... Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein!" Applause. "GOD I'M GOOD!"
kate had her own business, pretty damn fit pounding metal all day, could drink most blokes under the table, could fart for her country, could dance and had a sarky sense of humour .... whats not to love!
Everybody seems to miss the point of this scene- she asks him to lose because she doesn’t know he’s originally a peasant. For her she thinks he’s like Ademar where he’s rich and been winning his whole life. She doesn’t understand he’s only just started winning. She’s not a selfish bitch, this is a very good test to see if he loves her or himself more.
I mean most miss that out, the scene Williams dad talked to sir Ecktor the knight who he left William with, Roland hit sir Ecktors sword by the trailer and shouted “careful with that Roland” 😂 Roland as a little kid looked like Roland of late haha
@@cesaralarcon5228 Its chaucer but anacronistic chaucer ,that could have been there that time ..Butits based on chauser but none ofhis worksother than the title. Still great.
@@heyhey439I believe they're suggesting that Jocelyn's demand for William to jeopardize his career and compromise his loyalty to friends-who rely on his successes for their livelihood-echoes behaviors often seen in narcissists or those with borderline personality disorder tendencies. This implies selfishness, manipulation, and an ego-centric motive. Reducing the criticism to a sarcastic rebuttal, suggesting that calling out this behavior is equivalent to expecting her to be sexually submissive, sidesteps the real issue. It's an oversimplification that some, especially those with toxic feminist views or narrow perspectives, might use to deflect from addressing a woman's problematic actions.
@@heyhey439 yep I find it funny also that emotionally immature people think getting injured, sabotaging your dream, and betraying your friends to get acceptance is romantic. People who believe that are doomed to die alone.
Sometimes I feel like I am Orek... Well, you wanted me to loose. Now, I am... losing. More than you know. Now the devil is reaping the benefits. I don't know of any other way to show you my heart. ❤
The thing is as high lady she hears that all day long, plus she intervened, and just needed to know he can swallow his pride for her. Which she did why she later sentthe servant to say him that .
@@heyhey439William fucks up his arm in the process of losing, and he seems to lose several matches, putting himself in a precarious position. There's better ways for this to have happened, and demanding poetry before that was pretty entitled. I like their romance arc but there's points where it could have been a lot better on both ends.
@@fortetuono4068 That was his decision to make. He went after a high rank woman. She never told him to get hurt. But he did because he wanted her that badly.
Simple fix would be “my loss would not endanger my pride, but it will endanger the wellbeing of my retinue, for we dont travel with much wealth at the risk of robbery, so live off the winnings. My loss would dictate a return to Gelderland” boom, won
@@heyhey439 words mean a lot, that’s kind of their purpose. As for love not being a debate you can win, you clearly know nothing about medieval or even regency romance, the whole thing is a debaye
Fr, she asks him first to lose to show his love like its funny seeing him get bashed about then she sudden wants him to win, seems a bit controlling to me.
Jocelyn basically asks William to risk his job and hurt his friends who rely on him, even if it gets him hurt. Sounds kinda like narcissistic or borderline behavior. William going along with it seems like he's being codependent. It's wild how movies often show these unhealthy love tests as super romantic. I've been through similar stuff in past relationships, and it sucks to see it glorified.
I had to lose to prove my love. And God help me do I hate her for it....ok, not really; but I really really want to. Ok, no I really don't. FML at this point.
@@heyhey439 Love is love, time period does not change that. No woman that loves you asks you to fail the thing you love to do to prove your love. Especially when as I said she sacrificed nothing to prove hers. Her word was enough but she needed proof. Only a woman would think that nonsense makes sense. That's like asking Patrick Mahomes to lose the Super Bowl to prove his love for his wife, which again would be stupid.
Also not a professional useless person who didnt ask a professional athlete to throw a match in the profession that brought them together. Hate everything about this scene.
"Losing will demonstrate your love to me, instead of how winning shows how obsessed you are with yourself" Is this the mind of an entitled 12 year old?
To each their own but Jocyln seems to be the least attractive of the 3 ladies. Blacksmith lady is a good looker, sense of humor, shrewd, and is gonna be filthy rich someday with that spring steel armor tech.
Wow she is a horrible person lose and get horribly hurt for me. Wait changed my mind now you have to win each and every match well injured otherwise you don't love me lol
He literally didn't have to stand there and take hits. That's why she's so surprised when it happens. She wanted him to withdraw or something just to show he loves her more than himself. He's a grown boy. He doesn't have to do what she says. That was his choice.
8:11, God i hated this, first she said he had to lose to prove that he loves her. He gets injured over and over again, then suddenly she changes her mind and says if he loves her, he will "win" the tournament. Make up your mind, it's not easy to switch things. She's not riding the horse, taking blows to the chest, risking his life, while she sits comfortably in the stands safe and sound. Honestly i would've been pissed off and call quits
"there she is, the embodiment of love, your venus!"
"oh and how i hate her!"
love the humour in this movie.
One of the best scene from movie, love it as well :)
If that were me, I'd give her the silent treatment after the tournament.
"The protector of Italian virginity! The Lance that thrilled France! The Harasser of Parasa! He gave them hell in La Rochelle! The enforcer of our Lord god, the one, the only... Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein!" Applause. "GOD I'M GOOD!"
La Rochelle
@@flammenwurst223 Ah thank you😁
Sir Ullllrich Van LICHTENSTEIN!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟
Bro, the way he screams that last line!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Oh God... I'd rather you were blind!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Personally, and this is just me, but I’d take the blacksmith or the servant over the lady whoever she is.
kate had her own business, pretty damn fit pounding metal all day, could drink most blokes under the table, could fart for her country, could dance and had a sarky sense of humour .... whats not to love!
Everyone would. Nobody could figure out sossamon's blip of fame or why she was an instantaneous beauty symbol.
Her handmaiden went on to crush it in, “The Artist.”
Thats the purpose of life isnt it?and thats the beauty in gods creation..every people see things differently..
Hell yeah
Edit:typo
Man I can't tell you how much I love this movie.
He's correct tho, why is she giving him a hard time, giving him these weird arbitrary purity tests.
Prove it… by losing
My favorite!!!
Geoff: there she is, the embodiment of love, your venus ...
William: ... and how I hate her!
Now he’s in love!
@@readsomebooks666 nope, now he's dead.
@@dudeman5300 Mean! XD
😂😂😂😂😢😮
They should have let Robert Baratheon compete. God, he was strong then!
FETCH ME THE *LOVE* STRETCHER!! /wink
This comment tickles me pink 😂
"There she is. The embodiment of love. Your Venus!"
"Oh and how I hate her..."
Everybody seems to miss the point of this scene- she asks him to lose because she doesn’t know he’s originally a peasant. For her she thinks he’s like Ademar where he’s rich and been winning his whole life. She doesn’t understand he’s only just started winning. She’s not a selfish bitch, this is a very good test to see if he loves her or himself more.
LOL. nope
naaaaaa still a bitch, she should have ended it after the first match not after he almost loose his arm
Nah, she's the worst character in this film. The blacksmith is the true waifu here...
and how absolutely bat crazy most women are
The last two lines are some of the best in the entire movie.
“Withdraw, lose that way. Just don’t take any more punishment.” Roland was a true friend.
If you remember Roland was the little boy helper to the Jouster William was sent to stay with by his dad…so def the friendship there is real strong
I mean most miss that out, the scene Williams dad talked to sir Ecktor the knight who he left William with, Roland hit sir Ecktors sword by the trailer and shouted “careful with that Roland” 😂 Roland as a little kid looked like Roland of late haha
The best joke of this film is that Paul Bettany's character is Chaucer.
For those of you who don’t know this movie is basically based on one of the tales written by Chaucer
@@cesaralarcon5228 Its chaucer but anacronistic chaucer ,that could have been there that time ..Butits based on chauser but none ofhis worksother than the title. Still great.
@@cesaralarcon5228 No, it´s definitely not :D
“I’d rather you were blind” 😂
(On not understanding women) "Well, they understand us. ... Maybe not _you._ "
And this scene's proof that the real villain of the story wasn't Adhemar.
How dare she not fulfill her cattle purpose of sleeping with the hero immediately? Females, am I right? Lmao
@@heyhey439I believe they're suggesting that Jocelyn's demand for William to jeopardize his career and compromise his loyalty to friends-who rely on his successes for their livelihood-echoes behaviors often seen in narcissists or those with borderline personality disorder tendencies. This implies selfishness, manipulation, and an ego-centric motive. Reducing the criticism to a sarcastic rebuttal, suggesting that calling out this behavior is equivalent to expecting her to be sexually submissive, sidesteps the real issue. It's an oversimplification that some, especially those with toxic feminist views or narrow perspectives, might use to deflect from addressing a woman's problematic actions.
@@jeetdhindsa lmao
@@heyhey439 yep I find it funny also that emotionally immature people think getting injured, sabotaging your dream, and betraying your friends to get acceptance is romantic. People who believe that are doomed to die alone.
@@jeetdhindsa "Doomed" lol Maybe touch grass and you'll feel better about the offensive movies.
3:15 - 😂😂😂 I can relate a lot on this part
Do Not Shush me to Spare him Now Go!! 😝😂💕
Funny thing about caring about someone....you don't want to see them hurt.
I forgot he used the holy water to fux his hair. 😂
If a girl wants you to suffer/lose to "prove" your love to her...drop her and move on. She ain't it
She wanted him to prove he wasn't the dueche and she wasn't just a prize to be won.
Amen!
He didn't lose though... He lost matches, but not the tournament.
7:51-7:54, all I can say to that is, "OW! PAIN!!"
That really is good armor. Held up he entire time.
Sometimes I feel like I am Orek... Well, you wanted me to loose. Now, I am... losing. More than you know. Now the devil is reaping the benefits. I don't know of any other way to show you my heart. ❤
You are witness of Robert Baratheon's days as squire. YOu should see him in his days as a knight, gods he was strong then!!!
The giy twisting the arm thing was getting revenge on Ulrich!😂
That title is hilarious 😂
@6:47 - Jocelyn is getting SUCH a kick out of this. I love it!
And oh how I hate her! Never fails to make me crack up. We do such dumb shit at times for the women we love. We really do guys....
The thing is as high lady she hears that all day long, plus she intervened, and just needed to know he can swallow his pride for her. Which she did why she later sentthe servant to say him that .
In the beginning of the film theirs like 8 knights saying “I’ll win this tournament for you” to her
i love the movie, however this is some SADISTIC love if I've ever seen it
That's what I love about Jocelyn, honestly. xD
He lost a few matches, but she released him from it in time to win the tournament.
The blacksmith girl is so much more pretty than Jocelyn
Even her lady of honor is much prettier
Ppft in what world?
And nicer.
your crazy
When you see them, you are head over heels. Once you spend some time with them, 8:34 is the perfect reaction.
I really need to get my hands on that thing they use on his shoulder
Kate was a much better catch than Jocelyn.
Still a great scene of his love for her haha! :)
I watch this part all the time... So romantic, it gets me every time
All the fellas in these comments listing the reasons this was a bad idea on her part lmao
It's abusive not romantic lol
@@Nerdy_The_Punk wym?
@@heyhey439William fucks up his arm in the process of losing, and he seems to lose several matches, putting himself in a precarious position. There's better ways for this to have happened, and demanding poetry before that was pretty entitled. I like their romance arc but there's points where it could have been a lot better on both ends.
@@fortetuono4068 That was his decision to make. He went after a high rank woman. She never told him to get hurt. But he did because he wanted her that badly.
5:13 "Oh, he loves me!"Jajajajajaja
Yes. Kate and the maiden are gorgeous, maybe more than the main girl. But here is where Jocelyn wins: 5:13
Simple fix would be “my loss would not endanger my pride, but it will endanger the wellbeing of my retinue, for we dont travel with much wealth at the risk of robbery, so live off the winnings. My loss would dictate a return to Gelderland” boom, won
It's cute that you are so confident in your belief that an appeal to reason would actually work on a woman.
@@ryang2573 it’s sad that you think it won’t
Love isn't a debate you can win. Words mean nothing.
@@heyhey439 words mean a lot, that’s kind of their purpose. As for love not being a debate you can win, you clearly know nothing about medieval or even regency romance, the whole thing is a debaye
@allthebanter9316 You can say you love someone and not mean it. You clearly don't know anything about romance lol
I’M GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING!!! 😬😠
That’s why it’s called gambling.
EGHHHH….. AAAAAAGGGHHH!!! 😡👊🏻
Your spoiler is wrong… he did NOT lose.
You know jousting is very dangerous it could get you seriously injured or killed. So what she asked him to do isn't very Romantic it is very sadistic
He didn't have to lose if he didn't want to. She didn't pick the sport, she just picked the proving
Ah yes, the history of simping.
to simp or not to simp that is the question
😂😂😂😂
technically he isn't losing as he's not off his horse
Ohh, so this is was Robert Baratheon was doing before he decided to unite the kingdoms
Why you shouldn't simp 101
Fr, she asks him first to lose to show his love like its funny seeing him get bashed about then she sudden wants him to win, seems a bit controlling to me.
@@dudeman5300 very controlling sadly.
@dudeman5300 She's a woman in the middle ages.... He's asking her to give up everything for him
Heath Ledger was a great actor. Too bad the demons in him killed him.
7:12 are they trying to pop bis shoulder back into place?
Jocelyn basically asks William to risk his job and hurt his friends who rely on him, even if it gets him hurt. Sounds kinda like narcissistic or borderline behavior. William going along with it seems like he's being codependent. It's wild how movies often show these unhealthy love tests as super romantic. I've been through similar stuff in past relationships, and it sucks to see it glorified.
That 'agh' was very joker
Well in the next scene of the movie she is more comforting.
I had to lose to prove my love. And God help me do I hate her for it....ok, not really; but I really really want to. Ok, no I really don't. FML at this point.
Uh huh and what did she do to prove her love? Typical.
Did you watch the movie? She gives herself to him afterwards
@@heyhey439 That's not doing anything lol. He had already "given" himself to her, your name makes sense now.
@GenericName007 Men and women are not the same lmao especially in those days. He could have just forgotten about her and moved on.
@@heyhey439 Love is love, time period does not change that. No woman that loves you asks you to fail the thing you love to do to prove your love. Especially when as I said she sacrificed nothing to prove hers. Her word was enough but she needed proof. Only a woman would think that nonsense makes sense. That's like asking Patrick Mahomes to lose the Super Bowl to prove his love for his wife, which again would be stupid.
@@GenericName007 If it's stupid, then he can simply not do it. It doesn't have to make sense to you in order to work. You can just not do it
Nah im gunning with Kate the blacksmith
Spoiler he won the tournament and the girl. Your title is incorrect
Me to
Laura Fraser (Kate the blacksmith) was much more better, wish she was the love interested
Also not a professional useless person who didnt ask a professional athlete to throw a match in the profession that brought them together.
Hate everything about this scene.
@@Avenus112 damn you must be fun at parties
@@allthebanter9316 grow up.
@@Avenus112 says the guy crying about a medieval romance film being about medieval romance
@@allthebanter9316 the only crying here is yours. Your words are worthless. Run along kiddo.
Okay well heres my message to your Lady: Are You F***ing Kidding Me!
"Losing will demonstrate your love to me, instead of how winning shows how obsessed you are with yourself"
Is this the mind of an entitled 12 year old?
To each their own but Jocyln seems to be the least attractive of the 3 ladies.
Blacksmith lady is a good looker, sense of humor, shrewd, and is gonna be filthy rich someday with that spring steel armor tech.
What were they doing when twisting his arm?
His arm was most likely dislocated the twist was like a vice to pull the arm away.
What Jose said... Probably his elbow or his shoulder was impacted over and over to the point that it was seated wrong after all that force.
Putting shoulder back in socket
Me too
Tragicful Period Times of the 14th Century.
That girl is a true malevolent manipulator, I would feel sorry for William 🤔
Still I dont call her but accept my fear
The most toxic part of this movie. Only a woman would seek to ruin a guy's success just to satisfy her ego.
That girl high
Wow she is a horrible person lose and get horribly hurt for me. Wait changed my mind now you have to win each and every match well injured otherwise you don't love me lol
He literally didn't have to stand there and take hits. That's why she's so surprised when it happens. She wanted him to withdraw or something just to show he loves her more than himself. He's a grown boy. He doesn't have to do what she says. That was his choice.
Her servant was way more attractive than her
His bkacksmith is more charming than the lady.😁😆😁😆
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift
FFS - Spoiled it for me
I would've laughed in her face, turned 360° and walked right out of that church
Turning 360 would have had you walking further into the church, not out….
@@runningthor1999 not if you moonwalked out
@@tybaltmarr2158 😂 touché
Jocelyn is the modern day woman
No
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I don't understand women!
Nor do I but they understand us...well maybe not *you.*
grew up watching this movie so many times' makes sense how i ended up liking women toxicas, wow
Any woman that tells you not to follow your passion aint worth it.
Should of hooked up with the blacksmith lady. She's even better looking.
She didn't tell him to stop jousting lmao and I doubt the blacksmith would be easily wooed either.
Thats mark abbys shipin the movie
7:12 Can anyone please explain to me why his arm is in that torture device?
Just me spitballing, but he probbly dislocated his shoulder a little bit with all those blows...?
Women just play games
Manipulating b
😮😮😮😮😮😢😂
🖤🤍
Your sound like a noun
IN
WOMEN☕
Truly, if you were to remove this "romantic" storyline this movie would be perfect
But this is the best part of that whole storyline! XD
This is when “woke” started
8:11, God i hated this, first she said he had to lose to prove that he loves her. He gets injured over and over again, then suddenly she changes her mind and says if he loves her, he will "win" the tournament. Make up your mind, it's not easy to switch things. She's not riding the horse, taking blows to the chest, risking his life, while she sits comfortably in the stands safe and sound. Honestly i would've been pissed off and call quits