The Return of Dhar Mann!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @angelalingnau618
    @angelalingnau618 4 года назад +4560

    You knew the poor girl was gonna be loaded when she uses words like “parched”

    • @olgagarcia1506
      @olgagarcia1506 4 года назад +214

      Angela Lingnau it was foreshadowed, Dhar Mann is a genius 🤯

    • @Gabriel-zm2ue
      @Gabriel-zm2ue 4 года назад +14

      She wouldn’t even be able to speak if her throat really was parched. She used the word in the completely wrong scenario ffs, that’s a word to use if you’ve had a 2 day walk without a sip of water in the desert

    • @emu697
      @emu697 4 года назад +89

      @@Gabriel-zm2ue alot of words we use are meant as hyperboles (I'm starving etc)

    • @mailliw94
      @mailliw94 4 года назад +49

      @@Gabriel-zm2ue english is definitely not your first language. study it more.

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 года назад +1

      majkel acar huh, you complete and utter idiottttt

  • @michealjackson3520
    @michealjackson3520 4 года назад +5338

    Saleswoman: "If anyone can sell these its gonna be me"
    Literally first person: *tries to buy shoes*
    Saleswoman: Gtfo of my store

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 4 года назад +183

      She sells shoes by not selling them

    • @kikyheart9570
      @kikyheart9570 4 года назад +95

      @@cooldude2251 modern problems require modern solutions

    • @Khaled_2222
      @Khaled_2222 4 года назад +6

      It fucking worked tho

  • @vibesmcgoodson768
    @vibesmcgoodson768 4 года назад +3478

    Don't judge someone for being poor, they might not be poor. Such a pure and down to earth message.

  • @lassoroot
    @lassoroot 4 года назад +3027

    So the message is; "Be respectful to everyone regardless of appearance....because they might be secretly rich."

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 4 года назад +230

      Yeah, you never know who might be secretly rich so treat everyone well... Unless you know them personally and know they aren't rich, then you can be as degrading as you want :D

    • @megshimatsu8615
      @megshimatsu8615 4 года назад +23

      A lot of rich people in L.A. dress down.....

    • @berrisfueller6221
      @berrisfueller6221 4 года назад +3

      No, no. The message is “don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Because you don’t know their story, whether they are rich or poor or anything else.”

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 4 года назад

      So ewwwwww XD

    • @wrx1th873
      @wrx1th873 4 года назад +79

      @@berrisfueller6221 I still dont think you understood his message though, he still indirectly degrading poor people by saying "dont judge them by their cover, you never know, poor people can look poor but actually rich" as saying rich is some validation while poor isnt.

  • @sarahkim4563
    @sarahkim4563 4 года назад +10818

    I was about to berate a barista for being poor and having no clout, but this video helped me. thank u so much for addressing this problem in my life.

    • @fruitsnaks2
      @fruitsnaks2 4 года назад +50

      Sarah Kim I love this

    • @tatyanatymchen4548
      @tatyanatymchen4548 4 года назад +161

      Sarah Kim Cody ko saving another helpless barista yet again

    • @Lauren-xb8gi
      @Lauren-xb8gi 4 года назад +172

      Without this video, I wouldn’t have been able to restrain myself from bullying the next person I see at WalMart in the clearance section. thank God for this video! I would be so lost in life without such a beautifully created video full of insanely intricate metaphors!

    • @thecountysfinest
      @thecountysfinest 4 года назад +15

      This comment doesn’t even make sense. Everyone knows baristas have mad clout.

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 4 года назад +3

      Sarah Kim hahahahahahaha

  • @rosanoelle5649
    @rosanoelle5649 4 года назад +5628

    Interesting how the message of Dhar Man's video is "don't be mean to someone, they might secretly be rich" rather than just "don't be an asshole in general even to poor people"

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 4 года назад +151

      The message is more or less supposed to dont be so quick to assume and judge a book by the cover, but all of his vids honestly seem like what you said. Like honestly, look at any of his other vids.

    • @saltedbuttercups
      @saltedbuttercups 4 года назад +128

      Right? It's like, you thought she wasn't worthy of being treated with respect because she looked poor, but it turns out she's actually rich so that means her existence DOES have value! :)

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 4 года назад +52

      @@saltedbuttercups there's literally a vid that's like a woman pays for an inhaler or something that a little boy stole and then it turns out years later she gets sick and guess whose suddenly a doctor is realizes who she is. I get the idea of being nice so niceness can go around but it lowkey sounds like be nice to people because you can randomly run into an astronomically low chance of a situation where being nice is extremely beneficial.

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 4 года назад +25

      ​@@gogomarioloshi The stories he attempts to tell are presented in such a weird way, there's just no choice but to interpret them exactly as they're shown. Like there's trace of the idea but still a complete disconnect.

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 4 года назад +4

      @@AnimeFan9833 yea. It because of the dialogue lol mainly. It's like, someone seems to have a lot going for them but in reality they are just posting the best parts of their life that might not even be real or they are doing things they shouldn't do just to look cool. But then you add dialogue where characters just say things we are supposed to assume when looking at things from a shallow perspective and some of the characters are just psycho. So you have things that should be subtle bursted at you while the antagonists have thinking skilled comparable to a busted battery so the point can just be rammed into us. It's basically the type of dialogue you get when someone forgets to make the actions an actor does look like an action in the script and not look like actual dialogue. Even the subtle things aren't that subtle so I dont get the idea of taking out all of it. It's like an actor decided that playing a shy character with anxiety but a heart of gold didn't tell us that the character's backstory was a bit sad, so during character development they just didn't even let the script tell us things or let the backstory play out. They just looked at the camera and said what the character is.

  • @sforbesgocka
    @sforbesgocka 4 года назад +5279

    Dhar posts the kind of content that a teacher would play in class, with the cursor in the middle of the screen, and in theatre rather than fullscreen mode

    • @IQsveen
      @IQsveen 4 года назад +429

      And not knowing that it autoplays the next video

    • @nicktos4045
      @nicktos4045 4 года назад +17

      🤣😂💀

    • @9mily_
      @9mily_ 4 года назад +82

      Oconachar WTF THIS IS SO ACCURATE THIS HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL

    • @thomaslittle9092
      @thomaslittle9092 4 года назад +68

      So specific yet so accurate

    • @Vanessa-rf4tp
      @Vanessa-rf4tp 4 года назад +45

      I can 100% confirm that my English teacher did that exact thing a couple of weeks ago 💀 we had to sit through an hour of these videos until we could leave

  • @maddiewilliams6836
    @maddiewilliams6836 4 года назад +2317

    Anyone noticed that the "rich" lady is the rich daughter from the other video??? Maybe Dharr Mann really DID buy and tank her dad's company

    • @berrisfueller6221
      @berrisfueller6221 4 года назад +9

      Yes. It’s called actors. Of course you’re probably joking and that’s fine. But in case you were being serious, it’s called acting.

    • @lebens3585
      @lebens3585 4 года назад +149

      @@berrisfueller6221 It's called irony.

    • @rosiegwenan3221
      @rosiegwenan3221 4 года назад +132

      @@berrisfueller6221 u must be fun at parties

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 4 года назад +52

      @@berrisfueller6221 Is your name Dennis or Bart.

    • @dujilli
      @dujilli 4 года назад +44

      @@artdeco777 Pennis or Fart

  • @lukep4845
    @lukep4845 4 года назад +4861

    The lack of Noel going “dharman ahhhhhhh” made me disappointed

  • @sirfangirl4851
    @sirfangirl4851 4 года назад +3226

    “if anyone can sell these it’s gonna be me” *proceeds to shame customer interested in the shoes*

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 4 года назад +98

      More like *immediately blows sale that was literally handed to her in a plate*

    • @fetchtd6486
      @fetchtd6486 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 4 года назад +1

      How was she not fired ages ago.

  • @huntersagapolutele4264
    @huntersagapolutele4264 4 года назад +6529

    “clocked a mili” should be the next tmg song

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 4 года назад +941

    she had 50 grand cash in her wallet?
    so the moral of the story is
    'don't assume people are poor based on their appearance. you never know, they might be a drug dealer!''

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 4 года назад +14

      yesss, first thing I thought was that tiktok meme DRUG DEALA

    • @soppyfresh5388
      @soppyfresh5388 4 года назад +42

      Nah she jus has so much money with her successful business that the bank can’t hold it all

    • @pizzainc95
      @pizzainc95 3 года назад +8

      @@soppyfresh5388 hahahaha

    • @rhemedyextract
      @rhemedyextract 2 года назад +1

      @@soppyfresh5388 nope, she is just heisenberg.

  • @laura-zt3ib
    @laura-zt3ib 4 года назад +6522

    ah yes. "dont mistreat people who look poor because they might be secretly rich". great message

    • @WinterReflections
      @WinterReflections 4 года назад +402

      Right, the message of this video is still ultimately just "rich people are better than poor people". The "message" was spelled out as if they were targeting 5 year olds, and the message was shit anyway.

    • @stevenjones4497
      @stevenjones4497 4 года назад +36

      Hahahaha when you put it like that, damn people are fucking assholes!

    • @madisonlol3495
      @madisonlol3495 4 года назад +305

      Lol yikes... the moral of his video was "confirm they're poor before you mistreat them" x

    • @genius13254
      @genius13254 4 года назад +47

      Bingo. Better skit: salesman gives customer water. No one sells shoes.

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад +4

      11/10

  • @tylahall2697
    @tylahall2697 4 года назад +6251

    why did it take that dude 15 minutes to get a pair of socks

    • @capnkinkster2kinky4u52
      @capnkinkster2kinky4u52 4 года назад +249

      He was hunting for a pair that wasn't crusty.

    • @nucc1331
      @nucc1331 4 года назад +242

      That’s why he can’t sell a damn pair of shoes!

    • @bethoc7221
      @bethoc7221 4 года назад +58

      He’s not very good at selling shoes, he hadn’t sold a pair before that day.

    • @Maks-yk1ro
      @Maks-yk1ro 4 года назад +6

      because he's humble and honest

    • @kyantrussell555
      @kyantrussell555 4 года назад +8

      The video was 6 minutes long, he was only gone for about 2. It just seems longer because of Cody’s cut-ins.

  • @lucydearden5625
    @lucydearden5625 4 года назад +2042

    A rule in writing is, “show, not tell.” Dhar Mann is not only changing the world, he’s changing the literary world.

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 4 года назад +19

      Lucy Dearden Now that’s a classy little dig.

    • @yaboi224
      @yaboi224 4 года назад +5

      Chat Noir I hate what you said but also like it

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 4 года назад +7

      More like following in Wiseau's footsteps of showing, _then_ telling

    • @cptnrex1237
      @cptnrex1237 4 года назад +2

      No noel

    • @douglasdiggins8296
      @douglasdiggins8296 4 года назад +1

      I hope he never buys a book... because idiots would actually buy it and he would make money off it.

  • @miarose3465
    @miarose3465 4 года назад +4392

    lmao why is this woman judging people for how much money they have when she’s working at A SHOE STORE?

    • @Myrilia
      @Myrilia 4 года назад +188

      I worked in an art gallery for a few years. We had mostly average-high revenue clients. But it was very clear that we should never judge people's ability to pay by looking at them. We would often be surprised by who would buy stuff

    • @bellafrancis2963
      @bellafrancis2963 3 года назад +78

      dont judge a book by its cover, she could have like 8 digits in her bank account

    • @TheTiznone
      @TheTiznone 3 года назад +87

      it's her million-dollar shoe store

    • @awsomedude23456
      @awsomedude23456 3 года назад +68

      Wait who tf goes into a shoe store knowing they don’t have nearly enough then acting shocked when she can’t pay, like what did she THINK was going to happen

    • @buttlicker7670
      @buttlicker7670 3 года назад +26

      @@Myrilia I worked as a Valet at a high-end hotel/club. You'd see the dudes pulling up in Porsche's who looked like hobos and then they'd tip $20 lol

  • @evelynlilith7401
    @evelynlilith7401 4 года назад +4190

    saleswoman: we literally just got the new christian louboutins in
    first person to walk into the store: oh can i have one
    saleswoman: we only have a size seven left

    • @xavierburgos2647
      @xavierburgos2647 4 года назад +103

      What the duck is this reply ^

    • @malakhossam5046
      @malakhossam5046 4 года назад +29

      Cony Budding did you press the middle button 10 times or smth

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 4 года назад +11

      @Cony Budding Breaking News: Japan singlehandedly destroys the EU, Coronavirus, and the Illuminati!
      Unrelated note, nuclear armageddon is here

    • @owen658
      @owen658 4 года назад +3

      evie_draws hand sanitizer

    • @mr.blonde1709
      @mr.blonde1709 4 года назад +3

      literally, though? like, LITERALLY?

  • @MatthewSheaSullivan
    @MatthewSheaSullivan 4 года назад +1260

    Dhar Mann is like a rich version of your friend who just started smoking weed and thinks that they’ve cracked the code

    • @elisabetta8403
      @elisabetta8403 4 года назад +17

      Best comment yet

    • @jooplin
      @jooplin 4 года назад +7

      you my friend, just cracked it

  • @oliviacarrillo3321
    @oliviacarrillo3321 4 года назад +1775

    “unfathomable”
    *cody smirks at how impressed he is in using that word*

    • @fmflyy
      @fmflyy 4 года назад +31

      Short king, big brain

    • @joshfeiny9009
      @joshfeiny9009 4 года назад +8

      Olivia Carrillo and the French bye at the end “au revoir”

    • @adamlindsay6391
      @adamlindsay6391 4 года назад +9

      He does the same thing whenever he says "I digress."

    • @alec3280
      @alec3280 4 года назад

      I'm rolling xD

    • @PolarrSlushie
      @PolarrSlushie 4 года назад +1

      Olivia Carrillo Off topic but nice last name 😌

  • @memethyst
    @memethyst 4 года назад +443

    i like how she says helping the customer is a waste of time when there's literally one customer in the store

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +19

      It’s cutting into her valuable “standing in an empty store judging passerby’s” time.

    • @crstph
      @crstph 3 года назад +7

      i know like thats quite an absurd depiction of commission workers-if u walk into a store with commission workers they sniff u out like blood in the water whether u can or cant afford it. theyll be begging u to open a credit card just to put yourself in debt they do not CARE

  • @watakashe6072
    @watakashe6072 4 года назад +2401

    as starbucks barista that was so powerful im literally shaking and crying rn youre so brave cody oh my god

    • @kawaiifo0
      @kawaiifo0 4 года назад +23

      Funny seeing you here, Matt the radar technician 😳👉🏼👈🏼

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 4 года назад +19

      @@kawaiifo0
      😔👉👈 don't talk to me I'm shy

    • @kimjong-un7207
      @kimjong-un7207 4 года назад +4

      hey guys its me I fucking despise them shitty tick tack trends

    • @juliemanson4594
      @juliemanson4594 4 года назад +3

      I love you matt

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 4 года назад +2

      Matt you're a cutie ❤️

  • @oppositeofbatman
    @oppositeofbatman 4 года назад +3053

    It just hits different when you don’t have Noel sitting besides you screaming “DHAR MANN!!!” as soon as he appears on the screen

    • @sadiegrace618
      @sadiegrace618 4 года назад +71

      Satan , you have a point

    • @paytonmarlow3639
      @paytonmarlow3639 4 года назад +80

      This deserved to be a ep 2 of That’s Cringe like Girl Defined was

    • @OnlyViKnows
      @OnlyViKnows 4 года назад +19

      DHAR MAN AHHHHHH

    • @MathiasJohannesen
      @MathiasJohannesen 4 года назад +10

      are you saying its a good thing? do you know what "hits different" means? i swear white girls just took "hit different" and never looked back

    • @gyromiller1873
      @gyromiller1873 4 года назад +12

      We need Noel to come back😂😂, I need my "and his name is DAR MANNNN, OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!"

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 4 года назад +1220

    What a horrible message too!
    Hey be kind to people; you never know when they might be secretly *loaded*

    • @thekawaiicripple
      @thekawaiicripple 4 года назад +56

      For real it’s like you’re not valid if you’re poor, treat people nice in case they’re rich.
      That’s an awful message

    • @oliviaacee
      @oliviaacee 4 года назад +8

      Yeah and a bunch of his videos have the same exact message, one has the same plot but with car salesmen. And they use the same actors with the same style dialogue in every one

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 4 года назад +3

      @@oliviaacee So he's like the hallmark of entrepreneurs

    • @username11346
      @username11346 5 месяцев назад

      Jesus loves you ❤❤❤

  • @breenween093
    @breenween093 4 года назад +931

    I too learned to not leave my wife for a younger woman in kindergarten

    • @ariannamyrie9520
      @ariannamyrie9520 4 года назад +12

      Ayyyy, another Greg!!!

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 4 года назад

      XDD

    • @oussamat612
      @oussamat612 3 года назад +5

      get away from my girlfriend

    • @hellothanks9415
      @hellothanks9415 3 года назад +6

      Are you a Danny Gonzalez fan? If you are me too.

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly 3 года назад +7

      @@oussamat612 why ? are you worried they'd be a better partner than you? cant be hard to do that lol.

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 4 года назад +3308

    Dhar Man's back.
    More like *Cody Ko* is back

  • @lydiaxxxx
    @lydiaxxxx 4 года назад +7417

    I didn't even realize I missed Cody until he posted

    • @ravenakhelo2686
      @ravenakhelo2686 4 года назад +58

      I completely agree.

    • @FishCop22
      @FishCop22 4 года назад +64

      I’ve been coming back every other day to just check in and see if he posted

    • @julia-ex7im
      @julia-ex7im 4 года назад +46

      @@FishCop22 me too i was starting to lose hope i thought he was becoming senile

    • @sameehaahmed4417
      @sameehaahmed4417 4 года назад +1

      Honestly

    • @dinaaulia5207
      @dinaaulia5207 4 года назад +13

      I didn't even realize he hadn't posted in a month until now..

  • @samanthawinstead4578
    @samanthawinstead4578 4 года назад +4952

    “The reason why I look like THIS”
    Is literally dressed like a normal person.

    • @burnvictim5383
      @burnvictim5383 4 года назад +47

      People wearing a jogger outfit walking into a designer store won’t look poor they just won’t look rich stop trying to bring race into this you baby

    • @benu6734
      @benu6734 4 года назад +80

      Burn Victim it’s still a factor in wether you look poor or not and it really is disgusting

    • @elliemccalmon3467
      @elliemccalmon3467 4 года назад +80

      Burn Victim I get where you’re coming from, but let’s be real. Race for some stupid reason plays a huge role in how people judge others.

    • @skizzlechizzle
      @skizzlechizzle 4 года назад +49

      Burn Victim My mom and I have experienced the exact same thing. We’re pretty well off financially, but when we tried to buy something from a store the employee made an implication that she thought we were poor. This happens all the time, and if you think it doesn’t then you’re either white, whitewashed, rich, or extremely lucky.

    • @fukro7557
      @fukro7557 4 года назад +24

      C'mon she doesn't have a Gucci bag🙄

  • @nataly.333
    @nataly.333 4 года назад +258

    The very second the rich actress walked through the door, I knew.... I knew her card was gonna get declined. So predictable 😂

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 4 года назад +9

      I thought she was gonna steal them.
      OR buy them, take photos for insta and then return them...
      I never thought of that tbh

    • @vitowidjojo7038
      @vitowidjojo7038 3 года назад +2

      Kinda sad that most of his video are predictable.

  • @memberberry8242
    @memberberry8242 4 года назад +2790

    She seriously said "I really need to post these on instagram so the people will think I have money". That's some next level script writing skills son.

    • @SoSoKayla
      @SoSoKayla 4 года назад +113

      Well, to be fair, this is just Dhar Mann following advice frequently given in creative writing classes. "Write what you know." And Dhar Mann knows all about grifting and posing, that's what he does for a living.

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 4 года назад +39

      @@SoSoKayla damn, bars

    • @HaaziqSilver
      @HaaziqSilver 4 года назад +7

      That for sure happens 😭😭😭

  • @jacejohansen
    @jacejohansen 4 года назад +2486

    “Jace Jansen” is way too close to my name

  • @coziclair
    @coziclair 4 года назад +917

    "are there even 137 million people on earth? I don't--Tough to say honestly. I'm not a scientist." the michael scott energy radiating from this

  • @michaelv8721
    @michaelv8721 4 года назад +112

    That “rich” girl is the same girl from the “rich dad/poor dad” Dhar Man sketch. Do you think the dad’s company tanked so she has to pretend like they still have money?! Could this be a cinematic universe???

    • @addy3164
      @addy3164 3 года назад +12

      I’m waiting for the Dharvengers to form

    • @bjrock1235
      @bjrock1235 3 года назад

      Interesting theory to combine those two worlds, but Dhar Mann likes to recycle his actors a lot, one actor in one video can play the opposite role in another.

  • @elizabethrebecca2647
    @elizabethrebecca2647 4 года назад +2340

    how tf did miss chelsea's card get declined when her father is always away on business tho

    • @foggylikesilenthill
      @foggylikesilenthill 4 года назад +93

      Maybe her dad went bankrupt idk

    • @elizabethrebecca2647
      @elizabethrebecca2647 4 года назад +63

      lei so that’s what happened after her dad started his own business and moved to the hills

    • @heyyou9137
      @heyyou9137 4 года назад +6

      Bcs she is in another “life wisdom” video about social image. Everyone in this universe learn some message in Darn Mann style.

    • @xmarijeeemj
      @xmarijeeemj 4 года назад +8

      @@heyyou9137 It was a joke referring to the previous video.

    • @Prymary2
      @Prymary2 4 года назад +12

      Man, this Dhar Mann cinematic universe is craazy good

  • @madddie.
    @madddie. 4 года назад +1147

    “if they are carrying a gucci shopping bag they are rich. If they aren’t, they are not” -cody ko 2020

  • @hunterlore3115
    @hunterlore3115 4 года назад +1209

    As a former Starbucks barista, I can confirm I also greeted my family with “its me, barista”.

    • @lk2829
      @lk2829 3 года назад +3

      how do you have 1k likes and no comments?

  • @caramel9914
    @caramel9914 4 года назад +67

    The other day, I saw my mom watching this. Cody was right when he said every middle aged person will watch this and share it.

    • @anonymouswhite352
      @anonymouswhite352 3 года назад

      Mar my mum was cringing at them

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 3 года назад

      If you ask these parents why they don't realise it's very basic shit, they'll most likely reply with "maybe but it's still better than the harmful corrupt stuff you kids see on a daily basis, if everyone made content like Dhar Mann the world would be a better place"

  • @meowmeow626
    @meowmeow626 4 года назад +1001

    Dhar Mann sounds exactly like Cody's ironic version of his voice.

  • @owensabastro637
    @owensabastro637 4 года назад +1178

    You’d be fired literally like instantly in retail if you treated a customer like that

    • @lahla2031
      @lahla2031 4 года назад +44

      hey, dont be quick to judge. appearances can be misleading.

    • @brianboitano3432
      @brianboitano3432 4 года назад +2

      “Its bad to kill someone becouse then they are dead and you can't play video games in jail“
      Here I also wrote smt everyone with an iQ over 20 knew already can I get 600 likes aswell

    • @hudsonensz2858
      @hudsonensz2858 4 года назад +6

      I know people that have been fired for less

    • @liver-failure
      @liver-failure 4 года назад +7

      aaronsdavis
      I think I had a stroke reading your comment

    • @owensabastro637
      @owensabastro637 4 года назад

      Algo Alg it’s 1.2 k likes now, chill bro😂😂

  • @dairtodream2248
    @dairtodream2248 4 года назад +910

    The first skit is literally a scene in pretty woman

    • @jawbelly9174
      @jawbelly9174 4 года назад +7

      Lmao I was just about to say that

    • @nimanixo
      @nimanixo 4 года назад +2

      Remy Theys lmaoooooo

    • @supersungal2
      @supersungal2 4 года назад +11

      Big mistake. Huge.

  • @rickygarcia8048
    @rickygarcia8048 4 года назад +34

    Dude. 12:25 *swipes card* “NOPE” absolutely got me.

  • @jared17ds
    @jared17ds 4 года назад +2523

    Why didnt anyone notice it's Miss Chelsea from the last video. Obviously her fathers company tanked and that's why the card didnt work

    • @Jicklenop
      @Jicklenop 4 года назад +52

      I was hoping someone else noticed!

    • @jared17ds
      @jared17ds 4 года назад +34

      @@Jicklenop I was so sure cody would mention it was so disappointed when he didnt would have been so funny haha

    • @Amy_95
      @Amy_95 4 года назад +26

      and the plot thickens...

    • @RoseRose-fc1sr
      @RoseRose-fc1sr 4 года назад +18

      Its her redemption arc she’ll be a millionaire again in no time

    • @jared17ds
      @jared17ds 4 года назад +8

      @@RoseRose-fc1sr she better be I feel so bad for her she cant share those shoes on Instagram

  • @MyNameBeAmazing
    @MyNameBeAmazing 4 года назад +2365

    "We just got these shoes."
    "Sorry we only have one pair left."

    • @olliefoxton1193
      @olliefoxton1193 4 года назад +77

      My ass may be flat, but they clearly had two pairs, the display and the ones he got from the back lol

    • @crriticaal
      @crriticaal 4 года назад +38

      Ollie Foxton bruh your ass is flat

    • @xa6669
      @xa6669 4 года назад +33

      @@olliefoxton1193 he went to get socks not shoes tho ✌️😔

    • @samtheman123
      @samtheman123 4 года назад +18

      My ass may be flat, but you have the greatest name of all time

    • @olliefoxton1193
      @olliefoxton1193 4 года назад +1

      critical I’m actually pretty thicc

  • @patarcher9199
    @patarcher9199 4 года назад +5865

    I was about to scream at this homeless man for being poor and not having a house but I watched this vid and it helped me appreciate him thx man!!

    • @jasminesanchez5046
      @jasminesanchez5046 4 года назад +24

      Patrick Archer HAHAHWGGAGSGA

    • @lol-jz1dp
      @lol-jz1dp 4 года назад +182

      if you’re homeless...
      *just buy a house*

    • @davidp.8998
      @davidp.8998 4 года назад +7

      4House

    • @pizzadonut4350
      @pizzadonut4350 4 года назад +29

      @@lol-jz1dp NASA wants to know your location

    • @el-ij6zj
      @el-ij6zj 4 года назад +41

      If you’re homeless,
      STOP THAT

  • @DeactivatedAlmonds
    @DeactivatedAlmonds 3 года назад +106

    "Mom, Dad, it's Barista" had me almost throw up I was laughing so hard

    • @jaykknight2248
      @jaykknight2248 2 года назад

      100% and for the note that says "you suck ass. We're giving you up for adoption Love mom xo"

  • @DarthYall
    @DarthYall 4 года назад +1232

    That lady was so open about not having money though lmao. "no you don't understand. I don't have that kinda money in my bank account"

    • @westboy52
      @westboy52 4 года назад +65

      Yeah haha. Like somebody who's faking being rich would be so quick to admit to that. That was the worst part of the video.

    • @jacklynyoung2168
      @jacklynyoung2168 4 года назад +15

      westboy i would say oh yeah okay ill go to the bank and DIP lol

    • @Desiree917us
      @Desiree917us 4 года назад +9

      His videos are so cheesey. Did you see the one where he left his wife for a side chick he got pregnant because all he wanted was a baby? Lmao They just happened to do a paternity test right there in the delivery room like it's a normal thing 😆 wtf. And I'm reading the comments waiting for someone to say something about that. And it's all kids. The main comment is "It's not a Dahr Mann video unless they say (well you see)" 😤😤😤

    • @girlwithasubie
      @girlwithasubie 4 года назад +1

      Oh i immediately say im broke. No point in denying the fact lmao

    • @colahu111
      @colahu111 4 года назад +1

      Ria thats because you’re not trying to be rich😂 because same

  • @sophieunsolved
    @sophieunsolved 4 года назад +364

    Dhar Mann killing it on Facebook is exactly the type of place I'd expect his content to get popular, right next to minion memes and comments from grandmas trying to reply to their grandkids

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +12

      And posts that were meant to be incognito searches

    • @CaptinPaulx
      @CaptinPaulx 4 года назад +1

      Comments from old people that are clearly meant to be a private message are the cringiest things I see regularly.

    • @tecwzrd
      @tecwzrd 4 года назад

      That and FB counting a few seconds of watching a video as "viewed". People who watched it all probably is less than 0.0000000000001% of those "millions" of views.

  • @tj8169
    @tj8169 4 года назад +2193

    saleswoman: "not trying to be rude, but ..."
    also saleswoman: *is rude*

    • @mariafolcan1927
      @mariafolcan1927 4 года назад +8

      Every leo ive met

    • @lizhatesu
      @lizhatesu 4 года назад +1

      Maria Folcan Leo’s responding *ACTIVATED*

  • @reesebuegler6879
    @reesebuegler6879 4 года назад +275

    My mom literally sends me these videos I must really be a terrible person💀💀😎

    • @___a15
      @___a15 4 года назад +28

      No offense but the cool emoji is just cringe lol

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 4 года назад

      😂✨

    • @jibedeer2656
      @jibedeer2656 4 года назад +16

      @@___a15 emoji's are just cringe in general in my opinion

    • @CringContent
      @CringContent 3 года назад +1

      @@___a15 Offence *TAKEN* jk I agree with you

    • @itsjustme9310
      @itsjustme9310 3 года назад +2

      @@jibedeer2656 I totally agree.

  • @brendankendall41
    @brendankendall41 4 года назад +1117

    When somebody asks for water, and you say "no", that's a goddamn power move.

    • @Anakin-Skywalker.
      @Anakin-Skywalker. 4 года назад

      Wow tf

    • @tabelaskade4888
      @tabelaskade4888 4 года назад +2

      Next time I have visitors at my house and they ask for something to drink I’m just gonna say “no”

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush 4 года назад +7007

    Dhar Mann is gods gift to commentary I could watch you joke on him all day

  • @melbruz
    @melbruz 4 года назад +1251

    I miss the clothes in the background. I don't know who this organized man is.

    • @scragcowski
      @scragcowski 4 года назад +62

      That's why it took him a month to post: he was cleaning.

    • @brilliantchaos5397
      @brilliantchaos5397 4 года назад +1

      At least there is a cardboard box when the Starbucks guy looks at the adoption note

    • @brapbraprcksn
      @brapbraprcksn 4 года назад +2

      Dhar Mann has changed his life for the better

    • @stellavel
      @stellavel 4 года назад +1

      *_old man_

  • @mackgilbertson7436
    @mackgilbertson7436 4 года назад +280

    He gets 137m views and I have only ever heard of him from Cody Ko.

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 4 года назад +10

      he's mostly famous in facebook

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 4 года назад +6

      acctualy its the opposite for me
      i keep seeing his videos in facebook (dont ask me why i still use facebook altho im not a boomer ) so i searched in youtube if anybody else made a video on his fake deep videos
      so i searched
      "dhar mann commentary"
      and watched one video of cody
      its one of the only videos that made me laugh out loud for like 10min straight and subscribed
      the rest is history

  • @julie2379
    @julie2379 4 года назад +2363

    Whh does Dhar close his eyes when he speaks and sound like he is laughing about something that he is not telling us?

    • @catcher881
      @catcher881 4 года назад +12

      bet he says "fair enough'' too. And is this kind of guy ruclips.net/video/pB4gIRunnhM/видео.html

    • @miko6879
      @miko6879 4 года назад +9

      Weed

    • @Birdyboys
      @Birdyboys 4 года назад +42

      He’s laughing at the gullible Facebook moms who think this is deep

    • @whoanelly8342
      @whoanelly8342 4 года назад +8

      He's thinking about all the money he has and we dont 😂😂

    • @FreeSkillsStyle
      @FreeSkillsStyle 4 года назад

      A7XfoREVer money in the bank ahahaha

  • @marinazaid8120
    @marinazaid8120 4 года назад +1619

    "The Return of Dhar Mann"? More like the return of Cody Ko...
    *Ba dum tsss*

    • @bluescorpion444
      @bluescorpion444 4 года назад +4

      marina zaid Fr

    • @lindaiglesias2176
      @lindaiglesias2176 4 года назад +24

      Fr, the bitch really took a whole month to upload a video

    • @anilpoon7653
      @anilpoon7653 4 года назад +15

      He was practicing for his boxing match. 🏋️‍♂️

    • @IanK3b
      @IanK3b 4 года назад +5

      Damn you got 666 likes rn. i'm out satan, no thank you

    • @martina5395
      @martina5395 4 года назад +1

      marina zaid frfr

  • @dbz287
    @dbz287 4 года назад +3320

    WHY Is nobody talking about the fact that she knew she didn’t have money but expected the card to approved, but also knew it would decline like wtf
    And then she says I just want to post them on insta, THEN WHY DIDNT SHE TRY THEM ON INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR THEM TO DECLINE AT THE REGISTER, THAT SHE SOMEHOW ALSO THIUGHT WAS JUST GOING TO APPROVE????

    • @siirilahtinen2359
      @siirilahtinen2359 4 года назад +42

      I was thinking the same???

    • @Skipper-rn2ji
      @Skipper-rn2ji 4 года назад +18

      it's a movie dawg

    • @fionazobl2512
      @fionazobl2512 4 года назад +48

      bc u can buy things that r more expensive without having the money with ur card, but u can't get the cash bc u don't have it

    • @samyforbes6930
      @samyforbes6930 4 года назад +78

      because it was a credit card and you only pay what you spent once a month so you could hypothetically use it with no money in your bank account, but youd be screwed because you wouldnt be able to pay it back

    • @fionazobl2512
      @fionazobl2512 4 года назад +4

      @@samyforbes6930 that's what i was trying to say but u was literally too dumb to put it in words

  • @unicorncutie9548
    @unicorncutie9548 3 года назад +78

    Pregnant neighbor smokes weed - what her gay uncle does will SHOCK you
    Now-divorced woman peeked at her gay neighbor's bedroom window- she instantly regreted it

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 года назад +5

      lol I would say accurate but unfortunately, he never includes lgbt+ community in any of his videos

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 года назад +3

      @Middle_of_nowhere good for him then! I hope he did it justice and helped people feel more included!

  • @diadino2548
    @diadino2548 4 года назад +2870

    "The new Louboutins just came in"
    "We only have a size 7 left"
    Huh?

    • @zolamastrike
      @zolamastrike 4 года назад +126

      It is actually not so unbelievable. To create a false sense of rarity, these shit design companies do this kind of bull crap.

    • @FreeeJ
      @FreeeJ 4 года назад +29

      zolamastrike no high fashion make shoes in one size tf you talking about

    • @zolamastrike
      @zolamastrike 4 года назад +6

      @@FreeeJ honestly I don't care.

    • @FreeeJ
      @FreeeJ 4 года назад +20

      zolamastrike if you didn’t care why would you comment

    • @zolamastrike
      @zolamastrike 4 года назад +10

      @@FreeeJ What's it to you? Mind your own damn business

  • @alexpannekake8056
    @alexpannekake8056 4 года назад +946

    "Mom, dad, it's Barista. I'm home!"
    i'm dead

  • @thecrystaltide3757
    @thecrystaltide3757 4 года назад +1647

    Dhar Mann skit formula:
    1) Create a scene
    2) Introduce a psychopath
    3) Introduce some normal people
    4) Make the audience so uncomfortable they have to engage with the post
    5) Profit

    • @carlosmacario8844
      @carlosmacario8844 4 года назад +35

      stonks

    • @10Exahertz
      @10Exahertz 4 года назад +15

      Also Rip off a scene from Pretty Woman and dumb it down apparently

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 4 года назад +6

      @@10Exahertz oh most of his ideas are either basic human manner related or rip offs of some other media.

    • @10Exahertz
      @10Exahertz 4 года назад +1

      @@souvikmitra6161 Thieves make money

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 4 года назад +2

      @@10Exahertz yeah, I mean look at the number of fake online gurus who've become rich selling BS courses for 997$.

  • @jessicaandrews893
    @jessicaandrews893 4 года назад +300

    But have you actually ever been in a shoe store that sells/has water? I feel like that was a weird question in the first place lol

    • @faiza7533
      @faiza7533 3 года назад +31

      I have! In India most shopkeepers often offer cold drinks/water and if they don't you can always ask for it and they don't charge you

    • @lucywinterfell9182
      @lucywinterfell9182 3 года назад +20

      Actually a fair amount of shoe shops I've been in have a little cold fridge with waters (mainly brands that donate to charity)

    • @lucywinterfell9182
      @lucywinterfell9182 3 года назад +13

      And in any high end store they have champs and water.

    • @User18277
      @User18277 3 года назад +8

      Where i live they often give you a glass of water. Even in places that arent high end

    • @kkakakkaka6617
      @kkakakkaka6617 3 года назад +2

      In those expensive stores they offer drinks,, I’ve been to a Gucci that served me wine

  • @mattm3185
    @mattm3185 4 года назад +3257

    That girl be like: I'm actually......CEO of the company

    • @fionaglenanne2691
      @fionaglenanne2691 4 года назад +70

      MattAM31 it’s actually an episode of undercover boss

    • @i_hate_capitalism
      @i_hate_capitalism 4 года назад +44

      excuse me maam im john quinones

    • @DecoOnYT
      @DecoOnYT 4 года назад +11

      @@i_hate_capitalism excuse me miss I'm Jimmy Quiznos

    • @mollyrocksinmygreentea6215
      @mollyrocksinmygreentea6215 4 года назад +16

      MattAM31 i'm really sorry for this but it's actually "i am actually. . .president of the company" hsbsks i'm sorry it just bothers me to see it incorrect

    • @jonathanlavis7447
      @jonathanlavis7447 4 года назад +2

      утка !! Doesn’t matter bro find something worth caring about. I don’t even think ur right

  • @caroline2978
    @caroline2978 4 года назад +3076

    "if ANYONE can sell these its ME"
    *proceeds to insult possible buyer

    • @alysonb551
      @alysonb551 4 года назад +4

      Caroline Guy i think that was supposed to be her coworker

    • @yehanndsilva196
      @yehanndsilva196 4 года назад +35

      Alyson B no when the buyer came in she insulted her too

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 4 года назад +5

      She might as well have said "oh sorry we dont take EBT here"

  • @davinci3478
    @davinci3478 4 года назад +1110

    let’s face it when ever you heard the name Dar Man you heard Noel screaming in your head

    • @callarqbin
      @callarqbin 4 года назад +39

      DHAR MANNNNNNNNNN

    • @eddie-rosen
      @eddie-rosen 4 года назад +19

      @@callarqbin OHHHHHHHH

    • @muuluzi
      @muuluzi 4 года назад +4

      Kinda sad. Thought noel would be in this just so I could hear him say it >

    • @thejusmar
      @thejusmar 4 года назад +2

      It's literally the first thin I thought of when I saw the title of this pop up in my sub box.

    • @smallenginekid6252
      @smallenginekid6252 4 года назад

      DaVinci 3 yasssss

  • @BarackObamaMukbangchanne-ui7fx
    @BarackObamaMukbangchanne-ui7fx 4 года назад +93

    Wow I can't believe that Jake used to be a really nice shoe salesman, I guess trying to become a chef changes a man

    • @thatboikas2137
      @thatboikas2137 4 года назад +5

      He wasn’t patient enough to sell shoes lol

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 4 года назад +2

      @@thatboikas2137 lmao in the video where another dude (became head cheff bcoz he stayed patient )was a nice guy in another video

  • @user-jp1bk2vi3v
    @user-jp1bk2vi3v 4 года назад +2069

    *saleswoman:* if anyone can sell these it’s gonna be me
    *customer:* can I buy those
    *saleswoman:* um no

  • @mostlyghostsu
    @mostlyghostsu 4 года назад +786

    You can’t hear his name without hearing Noel screaming.

    • @ILLUMINATED-1
      @ILLUMINATED-1 4 года назад +32

      demons DHAR MAN
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @scuffedgravyboat
    @scuffedgravyboat 4 года назад +920

    “Mom, Dad, ITS BARISTA I’m home”

  • @umabhaman5225
    @umabhaman5225 4 года назад +22

    my aunt sent me a dhar man video today, i would officially like to be disowned from my family now

  • @gbolt1403
    @gbolt1403 4 года назад +8913

    I love how they recycle the same Gucci bag so in every vid it looks more and more worn out lmao

    • @thatkidwyatt8270
      @thatkidwyatt8270 4 года назад +310

      Dude you can just hear the sound of the bag wobbling when the rich bitch walked in

    • @Tandem._x
      @Tandem._x 4 года назад +10

      300th like 😶😶

    • @user-oi2ef1fc9o
      @user-oi2ef1fc9o 4 года назад +99

      It's because he dosn't live in the hills so he can't get a new bag.

    • @shreyareddy2810
      @shreyareddy2810 4 года назад +4

      lmaoooooooo

    • @itssomeoneduh1918
      @itssomeoneduh1918 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 4 года назад +789

    Saleswoman: I can sell these.
    Also saleswoman: YOU CAN'T BUY THESE SHOES.

  • @jkjk0421
    @jkjk0421 4 года назад +589

    I love that the girl with the Gucci bag is the same girl who played the rich girl in the last video lmao

    • @nrdydrkassassn
      @nrdydrkassassn 4 года назад +5

      I was looking for someone who noticed that!

    • @jeanneseo
      @jeanneseo 4 года назад +39

      Dhar Mann cinematic universe

    • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
      @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 4 года назад +12

      @@jeanneseo "Dharvengers!...assemble."

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 4 года назад +11

      There's only one rich person in the world

    • @Soviet-Melon
      @Soviet-Melon 4 года назад +4

      She went broke after her dad's company collapsed when Dhar man bought it.

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 3 года назад +12

    I can’t believe Cody and Dhar Mann are best friends in real life now that’s the power of friendship

  • @blakehagins3069
    @blakehagins3069 4 года назад +451

    He looks so proud of himself at 1:53 for using the word "unfathomable".

  • @evankrenav7921
    @evankrenav7921 4 года назад +2015

    He was so proud of himself when he said unfathomable... I was too, admittedly.

    • @maiakovacs621
      @maiakovacs621 4 года назад +75

      The way he said it... positively frictionless

    • @timmyobrien8072
      @timmyobrien8072 4 года назад +15

      Actually he did graduate from duke so you know he’s smart

    • @Gabi-tp7fz
      @Gabi-tp7fz 4 года назад +4

      Omg that gave megamind vibes tho 😳

    • @kcx-kx8qd
      @kcx-kx8qd 4 года назад +2

      @@timmyobrien8072 If he's was smart, he should have known there's 7-8 BILLION people on the planet, which is more than 137 million people LOL!!!!

    • @masoncartier945
      @masoncartier945 4 года назад +4

      kc 3182x that was a joke

  • @TheExtras
    @TheExtras 4 года назад +1546

    Nobody:
    Cody: puts a hat on backwards and thinks he’s 40 years younger

  • @nathanyoung3483
    @nathanyoung3483 3 года назад +10

    "it says the card isn't working. Let's try it again, sometimes these card readers don't work." That was terrifying. I'm a cashier and I say those exact words almost every day. I wasn't even trained to say it, I just do.

  • @conorlovell22
    @conorlovell22 4 года назад +1876

    Anyone else thinking how Dar's "sketch" is literally the scene from Pretty Women??

    • @jacobwebb8818
      @jacobwebb8818 4 года назад +26

      Minus the million dollar company being a guy and the girl who was added only for the moral it is a 1:1 representation

    • @emilyhackmeyer9661
      @emilyhackmeyer9661 4 года назад +17

      Dude yes he’s so ridiculous I feel like he doesn’t even try

    • @diegoperez5248
      @diegoperez5248 4 года назад +13

      Girl defined pt 3🙏🏻😳

    • @5h3nn0ng
      @5h3nn0ng 4 года назад +3

      They're discount Lifetime movies

    • @rcg224
      @rcg224 4 года назад +1

      big mistake

  • @musicandwrestling123
    @musicandwrestling123 4 года назад +923

    You’re telling me Joker won an Oscar but this masterpiece didn’t?
    I am appalled.

    • @kittusim8520
      @kittusim8520 4 года назад +9

      Unfathomable!!!

    • @bbrriaaanna
      @bbrriaaanna 4 года назад +3

      simone sarkar I just learned a new word lmao

  • @hrothgarnogar
    @hrothgarnogar 4 года назад +926

    "I'm the only one who could sell these."
    Immediately turns away first person that's interested in the shoes.
    Yup SUPER realistic.

  • @imaginekudryavka9485
    @imaginekudryavka9485 3 года назад +112

    I hate how she says "I only look like this because I came from a nail salon". Meaning, don't worry, I normally look like a rich person _like I should._ It's still implying there's something wrong with how she's dressed. Wouldn't the message work better if she just liked to wear those clothes? There are actual millionaires who just wear jeans and a T shirt, not any brand names either. Right now, the video isn't telling you not to judge based on appearance, but rather that appearance can be temporary and underneath could be a camouflaged richie, so just in case treat everyone like they're carrying stacks in their purse!
    These inspiring videos are sh*t anyway, they are pandering and so simplistic. They are made to be so black and white that people can agree without a second thought and immediately share it with the caption "really makes you think!" - even though it does the exact opposite of that.

    • @juliaargentiero1927
      @juliaargentiero1927 3 года назад +6

      exactly, its still a classist message

    • @juliaargentiero1927
      @juliaargentiero1927 3 года назад +7

      like instead of just respecting people because you should, respect them because they might be secretly rich

    • @smchp2007
      @smchp2007 3 года назад +2

      That’s what I think at his vids. Like so is it okay to not help ur costumer when u for sure know they’re poor. Like all his vids have a twisted messages.

    • @red.gem_
      @red.gem_ 3 года назад +2

      literally, all the vids like this still end up discriminating against a certain group or way of life and it's so dumb (and frankly offensive)

    • @username11346
      @username11346 5 месяцев назад

      Jesus loves you ❤❤❤❤

  • @shafique5934
    @shafique5934 4 года назад +1717

    Cody saying “Renegade” at the not fake Starbucks killed me😂

    • @bradenconnell
      @bradenconnell 4 года назад +11

      ahahaha the whole skit got me dying

    • @011mph
      @011mph 4 года назад +2

      I legit started choking on my chips 😂😂💀

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside 4 года назад +4521

    *blonde chick:* i hate poor people
    *also blonde chick:* makes $10/hr as a shoe store employee

    • @acrazyone1
      @acrazyone1 4 года назад +20

      High end salesmen make commission which can easily put them in the six figures dog.

    • @jen5389
      @jen5389 4 года назад +84

      @@acrazyone1 the shoes were on a wire rack this is not high end its a skit

    • @juicysatsumabeauty
      @juicysatsumabeauty 4 года назад +17

      Warthog Roadkil Firstly...high end sales PEOPLE. Secondly yes, people who get their company the contract to sell their product in all the Walmarts across America making the company millions. Not ladies who work in shoes stores.

    • @deon_strydom_00
      @deon_strydom_00 4 года назад +5

      That's more than the minimum wage in my country I'll take it

    • @alexander6998
      @alexander6998 4 года назад +5

      Warthog Roadkil $10.0000

  • @bl4ckst4r53
    @bl4ckst4r53 4 года назад +704

    nobody:
    dhar mann: prËsensé

  • @jakecd10
    @jakecd10 3 года назад +1

    Cody's own Dhar Mann sketch is elite comedy, top 5 bit out of all his videos!

  • @goku2166
    @goku2166 4 года назад +527

    “It’s me, barista” 😂😂😂 loved that line

  • @CodeRedHall
    @CodeRedHall 4 года назад +834

    You can see how proud Cody was of using "Unfathomable" in a sentence.

    • @adamshelton5004
      @adamshelton5004 4 года назад +2

      Codi.H I almost said this exact thing before I scrolled thru the comments haha. What’s the etiquette? I take mine down? 😆

    • @jaymesigler6402
      @jaymesigler6402 4 года назад +2

      Couldn't not think of Megamind.

  • @andrejstolica7337
    @andrejstolica7337 4 года назад +472

    "you have a Gucci bag, you can afford it" -truly a literary masterpiece

  • @ellerymerrilycelery
    @ellerymerrilycelery 3 года назад +6

    Cody’s parody skit at the end had unironically better writing, acting and messages than any of Dhar Mann’s videos.

  • @zarabelle2113
    @zarabelle2113 4 года назад +7252

    Cody: "Idk im not a scientist"
    Also Cody: *Graduates from Duke with a degree in computer sciences*

    • @mustafaumar1260
      @mustafaumar1260 4 года назад +51

      Was he serious when he said that? Cause the population is over 7 billion and im so confused if he was serious or not

    • @jehrusamuelenriquez3700
      @jehrusamuelenriquez3700 4 года назад +448

      @@mustafaumar1260 he was just kidding dude. he's pretty much sarcastic all the time plus if you look into him, hes actually really smart

    • @cicada7788
      @cicada7788 4 года назад +55

      @@mustafaumar1260 ...

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 4 года назад +18

      COMPUTER SCIENTIST

    • @randybautista9689
      @randybautista9689 4 года назад +160

      He's a backend tech developer

  • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
    @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 4 года назад +486

    Bong Joon Ho: uses ramen and steak as a metaphor for the gap in rich and poor communities.
    Dhar Mann: uses a Gucci bag to show someone might be rich.
    I see no difference.

    • @foggylikesilenthill
      @foggylikesilenthill 4 года назад +54

      I think Bong Joon Ho was heavily inspired by Dhar Mann.

    • @FlatCrop
      @FlatCrop 4 года назад

      bong

    • @y4nn746
      @y4nn746 4 года назад +2

      Parasite is so sick

  • @maxn5894
    @maxn5894 4 года назад +16859

    Who else wants That’s Cringe to come back

    • @jn2263
      @jn2263 4 года назад +250

      Who says it’s gone

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 4 года назад +157

      @@jn2263 basically is. When was the last That's Cringe?

    • @lewisjames19
      @lewisjames19 4 года назад +356

      The Person Who Lives Under a Goddamn Rock It was the last Dhar Mann video, 5 months ago. I don’t think it’s done forever, they’ve just been super busy with other stuff.

    • @lionone457
      @lionone457 4 года назад +370

      Im waiting for love island to come back

    • @gtgoody7202
      @gtgoody7202 4 года назад +6

      yes please

  • @jacksample1951
    @jacksample1951 4 года назад +10

    Who else missed Noel in this video and his "DHAR MANN , WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAA"

  • @SwedePotato314
    @SwedePotato314 4 года назад +1524

    That's a completely real conversation that totally real people have.

    • @kailomah3189
      @kailomah3189 4 года назад +2

      True😐

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 года назад +16

      Ah yes, this is a comment that as a real person I agree with

    • @shtreberka3642
      @shtreberka3642 4 года назад

      You are stupid ngl

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 4 года назад +7

      @@whalesharko4465 As a human person, I approve of this agreement to a statement that I agree with.

    • @kipper188
      @kipper188 4 года назад

      Yes and not paid actooorssss

  • @MKWorth
    @MKWorth 4 года назад +794

    "Look what just came in"
    "We only have 1 size"

    • @leahkrupnick2226
      @leahkrupnick2226 4 года назад +14

      I know its not the same but that would happen all the time when I worked at kohls lmao "we have to clear out a space for this entire new line and for 2 weeks we're only gonna have 2 boxes to fill this entire endcap with"

    • @elisabetta8403
      @elisabetta8403 4 года назад +9

      Where is this comment under the Facebook video, where. There are just the "love your videos, you are great, love the message" hooooooow

    • @76carsnine89
      @76carsnine89 4 года назад +1

      My jaffee is six inches what is your

  • @frosty_teacup
    @frosty_teacup 4 года назад +1122

    When he leans back, is it the chair or Cody's bones that are creaking?

  • @bboombayah4662
    @bboombayah4662 4 года назад +17

    a few months later and Cody Ko collabs with Dhar Mann. No joke

  • @zeinfeld
    @zeinfeld 4 года назад +1427

    he's such a bad writer that it almost comes full circle and becomes perfect

    • @TelkaP
      @TelkaP 4 года назад +19

      I wish I didn't have a soul, because I feel like that's the perfect combo for Facebook success.

    • @madi846
      @madi846 4 года назад +20

      he’s truly the Riverdale of faux inspirational content influencers

    • @Snax000
      @Snax000 4 года назад +2

      Keyword almost

    • @ipakox880
      @ipakox880 4 года назад

      almost?? lol

    • @Laplantelatte
      @Laplantelatte 4 года назад

      @@madi846 YESSSSS!!!!

  • @jamesmcwhorter1096
    @jamesmcwhorter1096 4 года назад +463

    Recently came home from college and my mom was like “I wanna show you this nice video”. I asked her who made it. She stumbled to remember and thought out loud, “something -man” .... I instantly told her no

  • @averymullin6892
    @averymullin6892 4 года назад +848

    She’s acting like she’s rich but she works at a shoe store

    • @SailorOrbiter
      @SailorOrbiter 4 года назад +38

      They really love to do that though. Like, "Jessica Anne, you may not be broke broke, but if you didn't work here you wouldn't be able to afford a damn thing in this store."

    • @averymullin6892
      @averymullin6892 4 года назад +2

      and they carry around the LV bag that they blew their whole life savings on

    • @SailorOrbiter
      @SailorOrbiter 4 года назад +1

      @@averymullin6892 Exactly.

  • @Matty002
    @Matty002 3 года назад +12

    cody ko: i am not a scientist
    also cody ko: frictionless