Everytime they talk about the prostate I can't not think of "If you dig around in the attic long enough, you're gonna find a ghost." Honestly think that's Joe's best Basement Yard moment of all time.
You can always tell it’s Monday in my household because I’m in one room working from home and my husband is in another room working from home. And there’s a chorus of laughter coming from each part of the house because we watch the podcast at the same time.
When you guys talk about girls you liked when you were 10 years old it sounds like you were actually deeper in love than I was when I was engaged at like 24 lol.
Oh my lord. The whole prostate conversation! I was trying to watch while on the treadmill. Had to stop because I was laughing so hard. Almost passed out!
Fun fact, wooden cutting boards are actually BETTER than plastic cutting boards for home cooking, since they have better antimicrobial properties than plastic; the problem comes when they get cracks and then become harder to clean, and plastic cutting boards don't have this problem. The FDA only prohibited the use of wooden cutting boards in the professional kitchen because of these cracks, combined with the heavy use the boards get, wooden cutting boards are likely to crack or warp under the heavy use, so they prohibited the use of these boards in favor of plastic ones since they don't have this problem, even though their antimicrobial properties are worse than wooden ones. Source: I'm a Chef and Science Nerd.
ive watched about 70 episodes back to back and im not joking and i have to say . its not a basement yard episode if joe’s voice doesnt crack after every vowel
I just watched the recent OPL episode and Joey is 2 completely opposite people between that episode and this BY episode. He clammed up and was virtually speechless on OPL.
Lmao damn, called me out on wearin a bass pro shop hat 🤣 I only wear em cause a girl I dated had a dad who worked there and he ended up passin so I rock it in his honor cause he was always cool asf 🤞🏽🎒
I never buy merchandise from anyone. But this hoodie is 🔥. I ordered it as soon as you said it was available. I cant wait! Love the show. Look forward to it every Monday ❤
i have been asking for weeks can ya'll please tell us if you are releasing that black hoodie with the colored letters in the background😭😭 I WANNA BUY IT IMMEDIATELY i'd wear it 24/7 its so cute....please reply!!
He said in next week’s episode (which dropped today for Patreon) that it’s a mock sample and he’s still waiting on actual samples so he doesn’t have a release date yet.
its official... Frankie is now the 3rd person ive ever seen in the world tie the string on a hoodie. It went Danny, Joey, and now Frankie. New trend #TieTheHoodieStrings
“27 years of lovely marriage coming to a halting screech” 😂😂 - Joe Santagato I mean screeching halt is normally the saying, but Joe says what he wants 🤷🏼♀️🤪
oh god all these hacks for taking a sneaky shit are so clever! There’s so much thought but I would rather have you just tell me you need to shit 😂 I keep the spray and everything in there.
Hot tip from your friends local Coeliac who didn’t get diagnosed until 25 - flush as the poop comes out so it makes a swift exit. Takes a bunch of the smell with it too.
i just love when joe says "ur askin the wrong girl"
I love their stories from when they were young bc they remember EVERYTHING. Honestly, it's impressive.
However, they seem to be living to a great degree in the past, like superannuated high school football heroes.
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@@robertschwartz4810 I think they just have a lot of silly stories from the past that they share for entertainment:)
Joe: “coming to a halting screech”
Actual term: “screeching halt”
THANK YOU 😂😂
Maybe he was thinking of Dustin Diamond.
@@robertschwartz4810 why did u do that to me‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rest his soul I left my body💀
@@robertschwartz4810 apparently so😂 we have to start holding them accountable for their bad speech 😂
that lowkey irritated me lmao
Everytime they talk about the prostate I can't not think of "If you dig around in the attic long enough, you're gonna find a ghost." Honestly think that's Joe's best Basement Yard moment of all time.
🤣🤣🤣🤣me too
When was that
Bro
Keeping it frank is the best segment. Really keeps Joe humble
You can always tell it’s Monday in my household because I’m in one room working from home and my husband is in another room working from home. And there’s a chorus of laughter coming from each part of the house because we watch the podcast at the same time.
Relationship goals!!
Frankie passionately talk/screaming at Joe over his cutting board was fantastic. Culinary Chef Frankie out here
Whenever I watch this podcast at work I'm scared someone will ask me what I'm laughing at...because there's no chance I'm explaining it.
i jus say two fools that have very lil clue what they talkin abt
I say I’m watching something else
@@mtrj99 bro I always just say “ah. It’s just 2 idiots from New York talking about nothing”
Literally happened yesterday😂
love when they teach each other strange new words like "Norse" and give like a half correct definition
Thick beard joe hits different 🔥
I can’t be the only one that LOVES when Joe’s voice cracks and says “you’re asking the wrong girl” also “what’s behind a dick a butt?” 😂😂😂
"A halting screech" got me within the first minute🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe: passionate AF about octopus beaks
At 41:40, Frankie was funny AF. “Oh, how do you make the chicken!” I busted up laughing at a red light 😂
I’m a fisher-woman and you didn’t lose me as a viewer. I was slightly offended but will continue to support and watch lmao
"William hung?" "Well he probably is" LMAO
Good morning, everyone.
I can see the time traveling Patrons marked the territory.
why did i think frankie slapping joes hand was hilarious
Frankie at 30:10 also Frankie at 43:00 “in urdle” I had to rewatch that Frankie glitch S E V E R A L TIMES
I’m dying 😂
When you guys talk about girls you liked when you were 10 years old it sounds like you were actually deeper in love than I was when I was engaged at like 24 lol.
I don't know why.. but I feel like I need to see Joe and his family play family feud.
"I don't think he did the dead" - Joe 😅
Edit: Halfway through and my ribs hurt
That got me too ahaha
Lmfao the way joe yells “NO THEY WOULDNT!” Out of pure disgust makes me laugh so hard 🤣
Joe's reaction to the elephant walk was perfect. "NO THEY WOULDN'T"
The 'childhood-gauntlet' story was GOOOLD! We need more of this
Joe's halfhearted clap after Frankie insists he clap at his segment 😂
Oh my lord. The whole prostate conversation! I was trying to watch while on the treadmill. Had to stop because I was laughing so hard. Almost passed out!
why is noone talking about Joe's consecutive voice cracks at 13:00 - 13:05 im literally in tears over here
Yo the bottom right picture behind joe is uneven and I can’t stop staring at it
Omg I'm so glad i didn't see this comment until near the end of the video or else i would've been staring at it the whole time too
It’s been bothering me the last 2 podcasts lol
I’m 1:10 in when reading this, and now I fucking hate you😂
Dammit Nick!!
I barely watch I just listen 😂 I thought everyone did it like that
Fun fact, wooden cutting boards are actually BETTER than plastic cutting boards for home cooking, since they have better antimicrobial properties than plastic; the problem comes when they get cracks and then become harder to clean, and plastic cutting boards don't have this problem.
The FDA only prohibited the use of wooden cutting boards in the professional kitchen because of these cracks, combined with the heavy use the boards get, wooden cutting boards are likely to crack or warp under the heavy use, so they prohibited the use of these boards in favor of plastic ones since they don't have this problem, even though their antimicrobial properties are worse than wooden ones.
Source: I'm a Chef and Science Nerd.
Joey’s “WHAT?!” recoil at 29:38 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
I noticed myself screaming "KEEEEEPING IT FRAAAANK" unisono with Frank^^
Halting screech > screeching halt
ive watched about 70 episodes back to back and im not joking and i have to say . its not a basement yard episode if joe’s voice doesnt crack after every vowel
Joe had me within the first 30 seconds when he said he didn't "do the dead" lmao
Frankie keeping the headband.
It’s gotten to a point where Joe is used to it and no longer brings it up.😂😂😂
Whose headband is it 😭😭
I just watched the recent OPL episode and Joey is 2 completely opposite people between that episode and this BY episode. He clammed up and was virtually speechless on OPL.
*Are you guys fisherman, or are you humping the air?*
😂 This channel truly asks the questions we *need* answered!
funny how invested these two towards american idol... william hung... reuben... kelly clarkson 🤣🤣
When Frankie is talking about the strategic handprint after pissing on himself a little all those middle school memories came rushing back hahaha
Oh thank god I forgot what day it was. Needed this so bad 😭
Not a colon cleanse ad before the video starts.. that’s a sign for Joe to get this enema thing going lmao
I didn’t even laugh i HOWLED when frank says “Norse” and joe thinks he means “north” LMAO
LISTENING TO THIS MAKES MY WORK DAYS BETTER
Joe: *gets solmonilla*
Frankie: oh no! Who's gonna sign my pay check?
Lmao damn, called me out on wearin a bass pro shop hat 🤣 I only wear em cause a girl I dated had a dad who worked there and he ended up passin so I rock it in his honor cause he was always cool asf 🤞🏽🎒
Welcome back to another episode of "Things Joe Doesn't Know." Today's episode the word "Norse." Aswell as octopus beaks.
I never buy merchandise from anyone. But this hoodie is 🔥. I ordered it as soon as you said it was available. I cant wait! Love the show. Look forward to it every Monday ❤
this will forever be my favorite podcast.
i have been asking for weeks can ya'll please tell us if you are releasing that black hoodie with the colored letters in the background😭😭 I WANNA BUY IT IMMEDIATELY i'd wear it 24/7 its so cute....please reply!!
He said in next week’s episode (which dropped today for Patreon) that it’s a mock sample and he’s still waiting on actual samples so he doesn’t have a release date yet.
46:16 Josh throwing away Joe's forks in the background.
Keeping it Frank just keeps getting better 🙏
The cutting board argument is a fight I’ve had too many times 😂
50:41 I'm in tears researching this omg
Omg I cannot thank you two enough-its 6am here and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Octopus have beaks… I still can’t wrap my head around it… I thought they just sucked their food…
Only thing that makes working Mondays worth it!! ❤
Jackie, Jamie, Gillian, Jane and Alexa probably dont even remember who Joe is LOL
its official... Frankie is now the 3rd person ive ever seen in the world tie the string on a hoodie. It went Danny, Joey, and now Frankie. New trend #TieTheHoodieStrings
I do it to all my hoodies 😂
@@MysticMoneyy You sick freak! lmaooo jkjk
I'm from Philly and the same age as them; it was a super popular look when we were upper middle school and highschool
Who knew that as time went on with this podcast, Frankie would slowly become more and more intelligent than Joe.. Love you x'D
NEED THAT HOODIE IN THE BACK FOR SUREEEE!! READY FOR THE DROP!!
Brendan Fraser from The Mummy reading! Wow 😂
Frankie is honestly my favourite person.
Oh my lord Frankie's impression of Keith drinking something on stream KILLED ME 😂😂
...at 7mins when Joe looks up thinking about Bill Gates being a gamer 😂
My stamp collection and I feel attacked
I love how you guys talk about your love life
Are we not gonna talk about how fast joeys reflexes were in the fish story 💀.
Haulting screech
“Halting Screech”
Exactly. Ahaha scuse?!
The way frank said bye at the end of the episode literally made me wheeze😂😂😂😂
29:00 JOEY I DO THAT TOO EVEN AT HOME IF I AM OUT OF SPRAY AND IVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT
“27 years of lovely marriage coming to a halting screech” 😂😂 - Joe Santagato
I mean screeching halt is normally the saying, but Joe says what he wants 🤷🏼♀️🤪
oh god all these hacks for taking a sneaky shit are so clever! There’s so much thought but I would rather have you just tell me you need to shit 😂 I keep the spray and everything in there.
When he was talking about putting soap in the sink, i thought it a good idea to put the soap in the toilet, straight to the source.
Two of the most hilarious people ever 😂
I fish and I approve of this message and still bought that minty fresh merch. Lmfao love you guys ❤
you get the bass pro hat for signing up for their credit card. it's a free hat. also i'm kinda dirty but not an entire POS. still love you fellas.
Glass cutting boards are the best I’ve ever cut on 😂
I was also today years old when I learned an octopus had a beak 🙃
Do an episode where you guys fish and talk
This is one of the best episodes so far
Liam Neeson doesn’t pee himself, he’s got the drip from all that swag
I wonder when Joe's voice will stop cracking
Had no idea you weren’t supposed to cut chicken on a wooden cutting board, thanks for educating me boys
I feel like Joe and Frank are slowly morphing into one. Like their physical appearances.
I need someone to make a map of all the tangents Joe and Frankie go on in each episode
@@roses3877 i thought about it
I also use a wood cutting board 😂
I died at the "excuse me excuse me" part omfg 🤣🤣🤣
God I love Keepin it Frank
That’s really cool how u guys have known each other and went to some schools together throughout ur lives and have all these stories
Gates also owns like 25 different porsches. He’s a collector.
Hot tip from your friends local Coeliac who didn’t get diagnosed until 25 - flush as the poop comes out so it makes a swift exit. Takes a bunch of the smell with it too.
Breakthrough joe… only on keepin it Frank
If Joey eats octopus, PLEASE record it somewhere. Instagram story, tik tok, idc. I just need to see his reaction.😂
ACTUALLY, you need to make a video of you guys preparing an octopus to cook!😂😂😂
I love these too
I can’t stop laughing at 59:24. Why does Joe sound like a robot 😂😂😂😂
Nothing better than slamming Busch Light and bass fishing.
That Kobe picture under the pulp fiction poster is so crooked and its driving my OCD insane
I feel like I’ve heard them have the exact same conversation about bass pro shops’ caps on several occasions
I'm rooting for Joey SantaGATES