Dude ! I didnt see the edit button because my touchscreen keyboard was blocking it... btw... please dont think anything dirty about the "do" comment... i just didnt wanna say dead or died :P
He used to say Heeeyyy Everyone... Hahhaa.. Yeh missed the old Dan but he's going to be a dad now and I'm gonna be happy one day seeing older Dan and say to my children that this man inspired me when I was a kid. I still watch my favorite videos of him back then.
Pfft nah dude it’s Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart and welcome back to a minecraft mod review (can’t remember the end lol) I grew up with that 7 years ago dude I even got a pig for dan XD
John blender son of slender lives in a house Here comes Dan, Dan the man as silent as a mouse So Dan leaves his car behind the house In he go’s there’s hope yet but Dan has a big threat John blender is not happy in fact he feels crappy Getting rid of Dan will be tough is Dan good enough The answer is great Dan meets his fate He wins the game with no shame Next time blender son of slender Leave Dan alone cause if you don’t he will invade your home.
Half of the comments: "DanTDM 2019" 48% of the comments: "Who's watching in 2019?" 1% of the comments: "Regular comments" 1% of the comments: "These comments"
How it works is there is an invisible monster that randomly walks around, when you look at it he will become visible and you're screen will be distorted, after looking at it for a random time that can range from 3 to 10 seconds he will jumpscare you, if the monster is far from you he will teleport near you. Occasionally, he will baby-guard one of the pages. If he touches you, he will jumpscare you instantly or, he will scream and his movement speed will be doubled.
"We need to get out there, FAST."
*Continues to move as slow as a snail*
Lol😂🎃🎃🎃
😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can't run in the game
Loooooool🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙃🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Yes
Dan - "I cant even look at the fridge to get some food"
Me - now THATS scary
lol
ha i get it
S E V E N S I L V E S T R Y what do call a knife with blood on it
Headless Horseman’s Son
something I would use
THAT IS TORTURE
Only the ogs remember him playing horror maps back then 😭
Yea
😭😭
Only OGs remember when WhO HaS BeEn A fAn BeFoRe 2019/2020 were not in the comments lol
Yh that was fun
Reina banna and The old lab and Dr.Trayorus and Grim
And the whole time the character could have lit the pages on fire with his torch
Slender Dan
Ikr big brain move
The torch wasnt hungry for paper
Well I can't argue with what you just said. LMAO
Lol
“Its got footsteps”
Minecraft has footstep sound effects already
*footsteps intensifies*
Uhhh no?
@@bruh-mx2hf It does.
@@ziqcu its not bruh
@@bruh-mx2hf it does..
“I will not hungry, i will not thirsty” -Dantdm 2019
Edit: 4:50
Umm Why hahaha lol I also noticed and I was dying😂
He didn't write it, he just read it..
Well basically, its 2020 just 2 days away
the redgamingcheetah it’s still 2019 though haha 😂
Almost DanTDM's baby as well
Dan: Plays a game called Blender
Also Dan: I’m gettin’ Slender vibes
Same
Oof
Lol
Aiden ‘Yeet’ Clark my brother is name Aiden
Dan: gives me slender vibes
Also Dan: doesn’t recognize the signs he’s looking at “blender”
Only ogs remember when there was no comments saying “only ogs remember”
Ye
Fr
SPIDER O wait...*confusion 100 has befell upon Eeveechu*
Eeveechu what?
**Eeveechu has made cringy comment. It is ineffective.**
“Imma look down”
(If I cant see him, he can’t see me)
Lol
Lol that's right (its actually not kids don't believe this guy its not true)
I have lost approximately 01938848382929129384882818756562727138449029191 brain cells
What’s a blender?
Squritle Fantastic it’s a machine that you blend things in
*john cena theme song*
Old Dan The Diamond Minecart:
Breaks out headphones
Old fans:
Minecraft’s about to get spoopy
LMAO
OH YESH
ya
Ah yes, Minecraft's about to get extra spoopy.
《 Smøl - Axy 》 lol
DanTDM:”This is Slenderman but better”
Me:”*But Minecraft*”
When the title says “Blender”, I thought it was a literal blender. But spoopy.
me too lol
I thought the exact same thing...
Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha lol
I thought that for a seck it said bendy
Dan: “ How do I get outside. Oh I can just go through the front door.”
Hahahaha
That's also me XD
yeah i watched the video too
DanTDM-2k19
Lmao
Dan: plays blender
Me: *expecting a gourmet horror game*
Blender: return of evil smoothie
me : expecting a blender to kill me
I thought it was ahout a ghost chef
OH A NO I A SPILLED A MY SPAGHETTI
@@basil1738 👌
: )
Nobody:
Not even The Devil:
Dan's Logic: *Wiggity Woggity these papers are my property-*
Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahhaha
@@theoriginalstarwalker5700 ;-;
You have won the comment section 😆
@@shinydiamonds4565 Thank you, thank you very much! 😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment much
Dan: it says “kill everyone” please don’t do that
Slender: kills dan
Me: well that was very ironic
LOL
Its blender acually xd
Do you want dan to play terraria agin
Well , you're not wrong...😂
* cough, cough * *_BlEnDeR_* * cough *
I thought he was going to say
“Demon Marks.” But he said
“Demon Doodles.”
I thought he said "demon noodles"
Haha what
Goddamn those Demon Noodles
All I want is to eat my pasta in peace, but they always sneak in.
What Im-Pasta-s
Maya m he said demon DOODLES not noodles XD
Wooden barrier: need something to break this
Me: years of me punching trees wasted
IKR lol 😅
Tree*
Also nice joke! :)
@@miller2912 didn't see that thx
@@miller2912 trees is the correct word to use there because he punched trees as in multiple of them.
I read need this as Dan said it 🤣
"You do the do? Oh no you did the do."
-DanTDM 2019
Lol who knew what he meant? I do *-* and it is terrifying TO know
karlcoutinho365 ewww
@@karlcoutinho3653 you could just edit the comment
Dude ! I didnt see the edit button because my touchscreen keyboard was blocking it... btw... please dont think anything dirty about the "do" comment... i just didnt wanna say dead or died :P
@@ouxtplaysmc you have a nice profile picture... also that pics got a lot of meme load
Dudeee
Dan has been on trending lately I’m so happy for him, he really deserves it because of all the hard work and good content he has been uploading
Triates Gaming are you referencing the office
Triates Gaming He is always on trending.
Also he has a kid on the way 😊👪👨👩👧
Jemma is supposed to have the baby boy in January
@@savannahgower7660 ik
Dantdm: I’m amazed-
Jump-scare: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Dan: "I need the pages outside but I'm not going to get this one because, I don't really need it.
Also Dan: picks up another page
Old fan:Is Dan wearing his earphone even when he isn’t playing horror maps?
jYw wToun yes
YES
YES
yes 😭😭 oh the old times
DanTDM: *Holds a torch*
Torch: *dosent light the place up*
Me: *Visible confusion*
You spelt doesn't wrong
@@TheBlueGhoul Hmmmm... So i did, too late to edit the comment
Its fine
Nobody:
John Blender: I will *not* hungry, I will *not* thirsty.
Slender man:I will kill you
Dan:OH GOODNESS
James Wilson
Slender man:I will not slender man
BLENDER MAN:I will blender man
Dan: "this isn't going to be fun is it?"
*Three minutes later*
AAAAAaaaaAAAAaAAAAAAaAAAAHHHHHhHhhHHHHHHHHhHh
It was sarcastic
Take that as a *_Yes_*
Stupid...
Lol
Blenderboi: rawr.
Dan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dan: Is holding a torch
The torch: Doesn't even work???
Dan: “I found a footprint!”
Me: That’s blood....
Ketchup*
Redstone*
He can't say blood or he will get demonetized
me: thats redstone
GamingWithCreeperBoy // GWCB exactly
No one :
Not even the comments:
DanTDM: John blender , son of slender
Actually it rhythms so good
Slender
Blender
Slender
Blender
Slender
Blender
Slender
Blender
This makes
sEnSe
متعب الايسكريم
Logan Paul's son
John Belnder
Kurt Andrei Talaue Pretty sure that’s the point.
“I need to go outside..... wait I can just go out the front door”
Dans famous last words lol
"Hello everyone my names Dan and welcome back to diamond dimensions" :( old Dan
I still sometimes watch my fav episodes of the series
He used to say Heeeyyy Everyone... Hahhaa.. Yeh missed the old Dan but he's going to be a dad now and I'm gonna be happy one day seeing older Dan and say to my children that this man inspired me when I was a kid. I still watch my favorite videos of him back then.
New dan:
*wife's gonna give birth at any moment*
Pfft nah dude it’s Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart and welcome back to a minecraft mod review (can’t remember the end lol) I grew up with that 7 years ago dude I even got a pig for dan XD
Also I um kid something him he’s having a kid cool XD idk
"John Blender son of Slender"
-DanTDM Last Quote Of 2019
Ded
Stabs the ground
Ground bleeds
Me: ok
" How do you stab the ground and it bleeds"
"Dantdm 2019"
"Evidence,I sees EVIDENCE"
Dan the last of 2019
*2016 flashbacks*
Omg I remember watching those old videos EVERY DAY
“I Think We Should Put The Blender Man In Blender and improve his model”
“Said Everyone Who Used Blender”
LOL
Nice Lmao
Lol
Lol
oh you mean the character modeling. Ah, yes...
Dan: He made horcruxes
Me: it is Lord Voldeblender
Thanks Potter Heads for liking my comment :)
Omg lol
Lol
LOL
Ok
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
When slender screamed I legit threw my iPad across the room and screamed “NOT TODAY SATAN”
Kitten LPS i was reading this when it happend im focusing on the comments instead of the game -NOT TODAY SATAN-
Lol
Lol
Oofity I dont know if I believe this...
NOTTHRDUDRFRU - N0cl0u7 I did it scared meh
*dan says out loud “Burn the papers...”*
Dan later: Do I NEed To buRn The *paPErs?”*
5:29
"this isn't even funny"
2 seconds later
starts laughing
_EXPOSED_
@Peter P How?
@Peter P WOW
True
@Peter P WHAT MAGIC!?
Dan: NEED FUEL?!
me: just use your torch
John blender son of slender lives in a house
Here comes Dan, Dan the man as silent as a mouse
So Dan leaves his car behind the house
In he go’s there’s hope yet but Dan has a big threat
John blender is not happy in fact he feels crappy
Getting rid of Dan will be tough is Dan good enough
The answer is great Dan meets his fate
He wins the game with no shame
Next time blender son of slender
Leave Dan alone cause if you don’t he will invade your home.
Skill
Just skill
epic
Wowow
I have one word for this....
Wait, more than one....
EPIC, BEAUTIFUL, GREAT, WOW, I AM SPEACHLESS
am i over reacting?
I guess i am😑
Nice what a good poem
Everyone “no let’s not go to a haunted house
With demon papers”
Dantdm “I am going to a haunted house with demon papers”
Yep but also the jump scares did not scare me cuz I expected it at all moments and I am 9 so that’s surprising for me
dude im 10 and i got scared well the noise scared me but if theirs no noise i wouldn't of got scared ;-;
I’m 9 to dude
@Jaden Caldwell so?
“My plan is foiled“
DaNtDm 2019
that foil is the real problem here
What foil
Wut foil
Yes we were there when he said it but thank you for letting us know!
Jäger's acog lol
“I don’t know where he is!” That Dan that is because he’s everywhere...
Stop joking around
Kas stop being mean
Cue Creepy Music...
@Ieuan Dillon I'm not being rude, but what does sckerd mean?
@Ieuan Dillon What do you mean by that?
"don't cheats." *That's the big rule.*
Me: *Sees Title*
Me: “Oh this video will be great for watching at 12:30!”
The Horror Game:
Rip
LOL
@The Anonymous Gamer lol
The Anonymous Gamer ok but have you tried 3 AM?
Yup so Naby yups
Barrel: needs fuel
Torch: am I a joke to you?
Lol
The torch was made of lighting stone man
“Who takes a bath outside?”
-Dantdm 2019
Well 5 minute crafts do I think
well, i- i do lmao
@@nthanks.4251 lol
Half of the comments: "DanTDM 2019"
48% of the comments: "Who's watching in 2019?"
1% of the comments: "Regular comments"
1% of the comments: "These comments"
Lol
I just got a ad that said “Blendy”
Some kind of blending game but still 😂
He says so much of how he loves the animation but he’s trying to distract himself how scared he is...
9:36 “please don’t”
*2 seconds later*
*dies*
Gameplay: "Need fuel"
Me: There is a flaming torch in your hand and wood in the bucket. WHAT MORE U NEED?!
Ohhhhhh got em the dev should of thought about that
dan said that tho
True you have a point
You need the best fuel. Well Minecraft torches are not fuel but it IS a CUSTOM map. Got a point. But maybe he wants to keep the Minecraft logic? Idk
Your FBI guy there was fire on the stick!
I need more of this
''The papers and crowbar move!"
-Dan 2019
Lol
XD
Don’t get it
XD LOL
No
DanTDM: "Someone Made a MINECRAFT Horror Game"
Past Videos: *Laughs In The Nightmarish Hellfire Of The Demonic Void*
Wait what 😂😂
Faith Lee I thought the exact thing
@@jax_underfall I know right. LOL
“Demon doodles”
Dantdm-2019
Search doodle demon on ig you will not regret it :D
\ /
• •
-----
Rebooted Gaming
I ain’t getting nightmares today bruh
🤨 demon doodles?
👕📜
👖
People in the 80’s: 2020 will have flying cars!
2020: *something even better*
Nope just coronaviris
You 2 he means dan is better than flying cars
Ah... the good old days when we thought 2020 would be amazing
Dan: *laughs* What Are you saying to me?
Me: I think thats a warning-
Dan:*screams*
Me: Yep....
I was literally about to say Exactly that
Daylight Gacha lol 😂
Dan 2019: I'm too small to ride the swing
Me: you need to be small
Arram he means he’s too short
Crunchy chicken
@@substance6334 is he as smol as ma master, Green Space Dorito?
@@casual_ganker9046 yes.
maybe he is an little elf and he sits on the shelf and watches you so he reports you to Santa 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Dan: Doesn’t post a video
Me: OMG IS THE BABY OKAY?
Dan 2019: maybe we blend the blender man.
Me: ok, buddy whatever you say so! XD
Title *Blender*
-DanTDM 2019
mr blender man
It’s not funny.
What?
This makes no sense and if it's meant to be a joke, it's not funny.
Barrel: Need fuel or something
Also barrel: *Has sticks in it*
IKR
@@fretzen6643 The player has a very smol brain
Game: *"Need Fuel"*
Me: *"BRUH HE'S HOLDING A LIT TORCH AND THERE'S A BARREL OF WOOD WHY WOULD HE NEED FUEL?!"*
ᎷᎡ.KᎪ- ᏴᎾᎾᎷ
Help with the fire? I’m just as confused as you are.
That's a glowstone
Your so right
Cuz hes lit
Legally made Minecraft fanbase why is it smoking then
How it works is there is an invisible monster that randomly walks around, when you look at it he will become visible and you're screen will be distorted, after looking at it for a random time that can range from 3 to 10 seconds he will jumpscare you, if the monster is far from you he will teleport near you. Occasionally, he will baby-guard one of the pages. If he touches you, he will jumpscare you instantly or, he will scream and his movement speed will be doubled.
Dan: What have I ever done to you
*doesn’t realize he’s trying to kill the being*
Plus U broke into his house
play tabs
Dan:*plays blender*
Me:*Slenderman intensifies*
Same
Dan: *Laughs*
2 seconds later...
Dan: *Screams*
Good one😂
Me: sees title
"Doesn't he mean ANOTHER minecraft horror? "
Guy turned u
@@greygust3936 woww
umm
@@greygust3936 wut
1346: the plague
2019: blenders
Blenders?????? To blend dans bones???
Dan: *gets scared when playing horror games*
Also Dan: *LET’S PLAY ANOTHER ONE!*
17:54
Did he just- did he just confess that he’s Blender?
Dan: he made horcruxes
Me: A fellow potter head!!!!!!!!
me too!! :D
I am a ravenclaw💙🤍💙🤍💙 and hello my fellowpoter heads! Also I suspect slenderman is a nargle because after I watched this my shoes went missing.
@@S0N1A_42 I too am a 💙🤍Ravenclaw🤍💙
WHERS THE HARDCORE EPISODE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
“This isn’t minecraft”
“It’s a horror game in minecraft”
It’s still minecraft though?
The4 Bombers lol 😂
haha LOL
You wouldn't get it..
*insert the 'you wouldn't get it' meme here*
It means it's a horror game but it has Minecraft graphics so it's a regular horror game with Minecraft graphics
@Yusha Sheraz Not quite
5:27 Just imagine Dan's Wife Jemma hearing Dan scream really loud in the background as she is making coffee or something.... XD
5:36 Dan was just playing around with the effects little did he know... he will be jumpscared by slenerman from Smiling to Scared to death
YOOO NCRAFT
“I’m Gingerbread Dan.”
-DanTDM 2019
run run as fast as you can you can't catch me im the ginger bread dan XD
1900: "we will have flying cars!"
2020: *We Have Blenders and Horror Games*
Lol
What better a blender or flying car
YES
i have also heard that its soooo cool
Close Enough.
"Don't cheats"
*DanTDM: So I can CHEAT but not CHEATS*
Me: Yes, makes sence
Game: "Need Fuel."
Also game: - Puts a torch in your hand -
I’m getting lots of old memories from this....
Same bro
Same lol remember when he always play horror maps and a lot of cool maps my Most Favorite is Asleep!
Trollcraft
3:28 dan couldve gotten a cursed page he walks right towards then says"IM GONNA GO THIS WAY"
dan: **screams**
me: *why do i find this funny*
I thought it was funny too
RIGHT
I could not stop giggling through it all. Now I know how Joker feels. 🤪
@@JohnDoe-hr4cf lol
•Minty Seafood• I do to
Dan- supposed to be family friendly
Also Dan- Playing horror maps
Me: *Sees title*
Also me: Ohhh shoot
Same😆😆😆
Me: sees title
Me again: oh wow I’ve never seen that one before
me : oh no I'm gonna get blended to death
Dan: I’ve got 8 pages
Game: you need fuel
Dan : ahhhhh
“It’s basically red, With demon doodles on them” 🤣
No, he moves at the speed of smell
DIRTY MIND
Lol
Nooooooo
Only jeese
Dan: screams
Me: falls off chair and still watches
Vera Rodriguez when is that
I was literally thinking “he should play more horror maps” and boom he’s playing a horror map
creeper?
@@nthanks.4251 Aw man
@@jamespetersen4437 YES ✊ finally man, someone gets it
@@jamespetersen4437 so we back in the mine
@@wren4172 got our pickaxes swinging from side to side
My mom: What a lovely picture! .... What is it?
Me: Demon Doodles
YuM DoOdLeS
Big brother: your stupid.
Little brother: no I'm not.
Big brother: what's 9+10.
Little brother: 21?.
Big brother: your stupid.
@@annablaze4577 yes it is 21 it's complicated math theres proof in youtuber just search 9+10=21 proof
@@azure_gacha wait whattttttttttt
@@azure_gacha it was a joke
Dan: (Commits 6 pages)
Slen- I MEAN, Blender: fnaf intensifies.
"My car is here. Somehow it's on the other side of the gate."
That made me laugh! xD
It made me laugh too
Yeah!
Yep
Dan is the “BEST”voice actor I have ever heard XD
You clearly havent listened to markiplier narrate.
Del Russon You clearly haven’t listened to Ridddles voice
You clearly haven't listened call me Kevin 😒
i know right? lol
twinkle dev You clearly haven’t listened to Wolfychu’s voice
i found more people saying "everyone is saying "Dantdm 2019" " than people actually saying "dantdm 2019"
IK ITS SO FLIPPEN DUMB
dantdm 2020
the real killa squid dont u dare
Me:Dan is dan
Dan’TDM’*
Blender: noo you can't just take my papers
Dan:hehe paper go burn
Nobody:
Nobody Nobody:
Comments: "-Dantdm 2019"
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
UnrulyColt: CoMeT seCtiOn
-DaNtdM2019
You bamboozled yourself
It’s
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
2019 is almost over
-UnrulyColt 2019