"YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, WHEN THIS IS ABOUT *BUSINESS,* AND BUSINESS REQUIRES ME TO HATE! There's no greater evil than that created by money
Damn this made me think about one my favorite RUclipsrs that passed a few months ago, my thought was “Yo this man hasn’t uploaded in awhile. Turns out those jokes about binge drinking weren’t jokes for comedic effect but him commenting on his personal battles with the bottle.
This reminded me of one of my friends during my senior year, he'd always prioritize money over anything else. This is definitely something that he would do if he thought it was a good enough bet.
Ouch, I wonder what's Cory's reaction is 😂. Honestly I don't mind when RUclipsrs need breaks. I mean if I worked undo RUclips HQ I'd get demotivated VERY fast.
This is the second time in a week where I watching your video and heard Deep Stone Lullaby while playing Destiny and got confused about where it was coming from.
I’m gonna be keeping it a stack right here. I feel like your channel is literally the greatest thing of 2024 the main reason why I say that is because your channel is literally as better than the suicide squad game on my mama yo channel is way better than suicide squad kill the Justice league
@@tankingkinga.ka.re5megamon909 well, bro, I wasn’t trying to disrespect Homie like that there are more reasons why I really love his channel. I just can’t think of any right now. The only thing I can just think about is that his channel is literally better than the new suicide squad killed the Justice league game
Early squad! 🎉 Also The Warriors vibes everytime I see the word Parlay We don't mean no harm we just wanna pass through were looking for parlay You take off your colors your cool No way You see what you get warriors you see what you get when you mess with The Orphans!
If I got a call from somebody saying I have to delete my channel because my success is losing them money? I'm sorry, but I'm telling them to file for bankruptcy and seek professional help because that's their problem.
"Why u lookin at me like that-?"
"Cuz you think I give a fuck 😐"
Straight jokes
this shit had me CHORTLIN
Most New York shit I've ever heard lmao
I won’t lie I laughed at that “lemme talk to you real quick” 🤣
lmao 5 million shit I talk to him to
The squad can all eat for life after that talk 😂
@@SoldierSpiderx bro it was 500 mil
That 500 mil made him change his morality😂😂😂😂
500 mil dragged his alignment kicking and screaming into chaotic evil
Tell buddy to just take the channel down for a couple days lmao slide him some bread and then he can comeback
When you realize this is insider trading. lmao
@@logicaloverdrive8197😂😂😂
😅 same
Throwing shade at himself and Cory is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
This happened as i read your comment! 😂
Not him betting on Cory uploading a video 😂😂😂
Fax like bro it’s been almost 8 months
And I'm content on keeping waiting
Man if you betted on youtubers like Mr. Beast, Bread Boys, basically anybody who uploaded on a weekly basis, you'd be swimming in cash
Would be an incredible way of making money ngl 😂
@@AtomicOwl True
Mrbeast doesnt upload on a weekly basis
Fr
who would ever bet against them? ud be betting with no one, so u wouldnt get any money lol, what
500 million will have you rationalizing the situation real quick
“You have a gambling addiction”
That need to be addressed
"YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, WHEN THIS IS ABOUT *BUSINESS,* AND BUSINESS REQUIRES ME TO HATE!
There's no greater evil than that created by money
The love of money*
@@reid1420 god words be telling truth
Greed in a simple sentence.
I knew he lost the bet the minute I heard him saying he would be back under 9 months. Best joke I've heard since the beginning of the year 😆
0:35 he definitely lost that 5k😂
500 million " hey yo daquan let me holla at you"😂😂😂😂😂
Fr😂
I hit on my parlay of 20 streamers canceled + 10 streamer arrests + 5 pedos
Now I can move my family out the hood AND retire
Deadass?
Easiest bet of your fuckin life tbh.
That’s a dub in my book
Ngl betting on a Cory upload is like betting on healthy Kawhi season💀
He uploaded dawg😢😢
Well his bet paided off
Yk what I called that man into existence
Damn this made me think about one my favorite RUclipsrs that passed a few months ago, my thought was “Yo this man hasn’t uploaded in awhile. Turns out those jokes about binge drinking weren’t jokes for comedic effect but him commenting on his personal battles with the bottle.
Mitten Squad?
@@sgtnutman5446 yea
Bro said 500 MILL?!? Nah I’d have to make you go missing if you don’t delete IMMEGIATELY!!
imme-gyat-ly
@@IHateRUclipsHandles79 no
@@jacksonmerriweather8872 well u basically typed it so i just made fun of it
You CANNOT blindside me with Deep Stone Lullaby like that! destiny is a curse lol
I was saying the same thing
Exactly almost cried
What is that from
@@bryankennedy3719errr, destiny? Beyond light btw
I turned around so fast ☠️
This reminded me of one of my friends during my senior year, he'd always prioritize money over anything else. This is definitely something that he would do if he thought it was a good enough bet.
This would be Phillynomars 😂
That Daquan bit hits hard when you been watching him on twitch too. Lmao DSG 🤟🏾
Gorillionaires get active
2:36 these are not friends, real friends will always bet on you knowing damn well you'll lose 😂
“Ay bruh lemme holla atchu real quick bruh”😭😭😂 naw cuz ong im taking his phone and deleting the channel my damnself
That 500 mil made him go renegade real quick
I’m not spazzing like this
😂 but to thee SAMURAI hold it together😁🤘🏽
Ouch, I wonder what's Cory's reaction is 😂. Honestly I don't mind when RUclipsrs need breaks. I mean if I worked undo RUclips HQ I'd get demotivated VERY fast.
2:24 nah bro cold😂😂
I knew that first one was gonna happen, I'm betting 2k on him not coming back for half the year! I'm tryna get paid 😂😂😂
The ending was funny tho bro 😂 much luv to your skits and your channel
he got his Cory parlay fuckin snached
Dat boi don’t miss
Jerry would be proud
Nah the deep stone lullaby kicking in 😭😭😭😭
That DSC lulaby kicking in at that "Bc you think i give af" has me rolling 😂😂
Daquan is targetted like the purge 😂
Bro this made my day i was so frustrated this morning but now i feels a little bit more better thanks bro😊
he lost that bet too, thats crazy.
Destiny 2’s Deep Stone Lullaby was crucial playing in the background 😂
That Cory comment dang
Bruh watching this video 3 days later after it released is hilarious 😂
Them parleys get serious, just look at Toji from JJK 🤣🤣🤣
"he just enjoying his life"
"awwww"
got me rolling
Love hearing Deep Stone Lullaby again, thank you
bro is having a franklin saint moment
"Business requires me to hate."😭
Nah bro really had deep stone lullaby playing at the end.
Yeah it's just best not to bet on anything Cory related that's not a bit I'm willing to make if I was the luckiest man on earth 😊
Under everytime for Cory 🤣🤣🤣
That “because you think I give a dang” was so well delivered
w upload man i been an og for a while
“bc you think i gaf” killed me bruh 😭😭
This is the second time in a week where I watching your video and heard Deep Stone Lullaby while playing Destiny and got confused about where it was coming from.
I’m not addicted you are also deep stone lullaby is a great touch
nah he done lost his parlay😭
Bro I love ur work dawg ❤
I’m gonna be keeping it a stack right here. I feel like your channel is literally the greatest thing of 2024 the main reason why I say that is because your channel is literally as better than the suicide squad game on my mama yo channel is way better than suicide squad kill the Justice league
that aint a high bar bro 😂 you almost disrespecting homie
@@tankingkinga.ka.re5megamon909 well, bro, I wasn’t trying to disrespect Homie like that there are more reasons why I really love his channel. I just can’t think of any right now. The only thing I can just think about is that his channel is literally better than the new suicide squad killed the Justice league game
Place your bets on his channel reaching a mill😂
@@Poussyeater-w5e all the way man I am betting 10 bands on his channel
@@Poussyeater-w5e don’t worry I did my brother
Crazy thing is, he right🤣
Y tf is this actually a great idea!!!!!!!!!
Love the Berlin mention😮💨😮💨😮💨
Deep Stone Lullaby?? Ok my G, I see you u just deserved a like
“Business requires me to hate”
"What the fuck is he doing?!"
Meanwhile Cory in Japan: 😮...
Shit somebody tell him!
Damnit my parlay!!!
I still have faith Cory gonna upload before 9 months 🙏
Bro lost that cory bet
I genuinely got 50 on him being gone 9 months
50k? Dawg how😭
“Because you think I give a fuk” 😂😂
Mal I got 50 bands on you uploading within the next week don’t disappoint
How much is 50 bands?
@@JassLJ50K, as in 50,000 dollars
@@JassLJ50k 50 thousand dollars
@@justinsuniverse1592 thank you for telling me.
Technically you can put parlays on anything, it’s with an app that I forgot, another content creator was a sponsor for them
I’ll just say this right now people who take longer to upload but has quality content when they come back it’s all worth it in the end
bro just doesn't miss
Could you imagine thinking 500Ms is pocket change. Ayye my boi let me holla at you real quick 🤣😂😅
"Because you think I give a fuck!" 😂😂😂
Deep Stone Lullaby still hits
"because u think I give a fuck"😭😂
Man I’m glad you back bro🫶🏾💯
THE ENDING HAS ME DYING
Doing a parlay on moistkritical would be god mode in money
Edit: Not the Destiny 2 Beyond Light music 😂
Me looking at my parlay while watching FGC youtubers:
ngl i thought that was a TSM_Daequan reference until he said he was uploading lmao
Imagine what he would have to say for coryxkenshin
Nah this is IT😭😭😭😭😭
when things start hitting millions we lose our minds
The ending
Nah, I'd do the same after what I heard at the end 😂😂😂
That would be interesting
CREATIVE
I wouldve became the Box Ghost on you, but then you said 500mil
500 sure put things into perspective huh.
Love your content keep up the great work
Shouldve made it a year and a half instead of 9 months. Smh😔
2:20 had me weak
Daquan’s a scumbag if he doesn’t delete the channel. $500 MILLION?! I’d delete my channel so fast (…as long as I get 5%)
Early squad! 🎉
Also The Warriors vibes everytime I see the word Parlay
We don't mean no harm we just wanna pass through were looking for parlay
You take off your colors your cool
No way
You see what you get warriors you see what you get when you mess with The Orphans!
Bro I wouldn’t hesitate once I heard 500 mill
If I got a call from somebody saying I have to delete my channel because my success is losing them money? I'm sorry, but I'm telling them to file for bankruptcy and seek professional help because that's their problem.
500 mil will make anyone change their morality
Bruh with bets like that the Chumbuds would be betting how long Gura goes between breaks before streaming again!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 gotta respect the under
Don’t give them ideas 😂😂
double upload in a week let's go but I would have bet it takes him longer than 9 months