in highschool you got detention for.. *getting naked* greatest party trick *getting naked* movie title that best describes your love life *getting naked*
I did love Chris Pratt in Everwood. It's almost like a modern version of Little House on the Prairie. I used to watch it with my male roommate and we would just cry together :') he has an awesome storyline in it!
My boyfriend looks exactly like Chris Pratt, it's all we ever hear whenever we go out, and for years now I have been saying that aside from looks they're nothing alike... I can no longer say that, and I'm having an identity crisis on his behalf.
I've recently been watching Parks and Recreation (up to season 5) and now I always just imagine Chris as Andy. I mean, it's basically the exact same person
Chris Pratt is a human golden retriever
Daniello so true
Yes
*flashbacks to parks and rec spirit dog episode*
So is Chris Hemsworth all the mcu Chris's in fact
golden retrievers smell, they are filthy , they are dumb , they dont wash , they bite . Idk man , seems kinda like insult to me
Well, there's no one else I'd want Chris Pratt to be other than Chris Pratt.
Fatima Soriano SAME HE IS SO FREAKING PERFECT
@@izzyrogers678 Right? :)
Chris Pratt is awesome and no one can change my mind 😂
Chris Pratt: *exists*
Jennifer Lawrence: pffffft
Call me crazy but I'm convinced she had a hand in his divorce from Anna Faris.
@@xmynationalanthemx you are crazy.
Why did he sound so sad about the platypuses walking sideways? lol
Because he knew he was gonna have to go home later and explain why he said he was gonna do Ellen in a sexy voice lmfao
2:10 He went from 😏 to 😳 real fast
Anh Minh makes me laugh *EVERY! TIME!*
He went from looking confident to *wait that’s wrong*
IM DYINGGG
@Ann Minh the way he said it tho with that face ❤️🔥 still funny tho 😂 but gosh his face is so hot
No one:
Chris Pratt: *getting naked*
Daniello uno reverse card
Daniello uno reverse card :)
Robyn H no you
Robyn H a F rO bEats
Robyn H oLd mUsiC
I can’t tell if it’s Andy Dwyer or Peter Quill or just Chris Pratt
Same
Yes
*All of them*
no its emmet from the lego movie lol
nah, you all are wrong, its owen from jurrasic world
no one:
not a soul:
literally no one:
chris pratt: you like *money* ?
I was waiting for
ya like Jazz?
@@sachinn8447 Why was I waiting for that as well? 😂
How do you answer that question tho
No but I like jazz
Yes, especially from foreign countries I just visited to keep as a souvenir.
Sadly we cant all use “you like money?” As a pickup line
So...You like money?
“You like money”
“No”
“That’s good, I don’t have any.”
It's almost good as "you like jazz?" haha
i'm gonna
You like money?
The playground insults always feels like flirting if you dont understand english
When you understand english it's a whole new level of confusion
It still sounds like flirting at some points ngl
I thought he would say Chris Hemsworth for secret man crush.
One Grape it’s not secret though
Everyone loves Chris Pratt, he was really funny in parks and rec and he was perfect for the guardians of the galaxy role
ikr
Lmao true, he is such a good actor.
Too bad they made him play a military guy in Jurassic World, totally ignored his comic potential in that role.
I actually really like Chris Pratt because of Everwood 😅
I liked ur comment but the 420 was too sacred and I had to pent for my sins by undoing it
2:12 I want to look at this face forever
hjönk hjönk am goose I’m wondering why I’ve never seen a meme of it lmao
I screenshotted it and made it my phone background 😂😂😂
This is the funniest thing I have seen all day
in highschool you got detention for..
*getting naked*
greatest party trick
*getting naked*
movie title that best describes your love life
*getting naked*
Thing you got in the most trouble for while on set:
Lmao I honestly thought he was gonna say that for those xD It would have fit haha
The face expression after the firs “bump you” is gold!!
2:10-3:29 this is the best and funniest thing ive seen
Lol "you want money?"
i love chris pratt more than i love myself-
Your hairline goes so far back that I can see the top of your family tree
That's honestly better than 75% of theirs
I already know the video will be good if it's about Chris Pratt
2:09
That little moaning sound he makes before saying "I'm gonna bump you" 😂😂
What he should've said as his pick up line: *"Hey, I'm Chris Pratt."*
I choked at the playground insult part😂
THE BIT AT THE END I ACTUALLY SPAT OUT MY WATER MMM
“nOw iM gOnnA tAkE mY toNsilS oUt” I LOVE THAT
I read the title as Chris Pratt being a Pratt and I was like excuse me
I Love himmmm
No one:
Chris: I'm gonna bump you~
2:24
Ellen: **recoils in gay**
I wish Pratt would tell me he's gonna bump me.
It’s nice to see Chris Pratt being a sugar addict like me 😂
I did love Chris Pratt in Everwood. It's almost like a modern version of Little House on the Prairie. I used to watch it with my male roommate and we would just cry together :') he has an awesome storyline in it!
I get big golden retriever energy from Chris Pratt. Just classic. You can’t go wrong with a golden retriever.
2:12 i paused and now I'm crying
2:10 killed me. I couldn't breath.
Same I legit was sliding down my couch laughing so much 😂😂😂 my mom looked at me like ‘what the fuck-‘
When he had the mouth thingy he looked like that deer from avatar
chris pratt just plays himself in different movies
I love this man so fucking much
Chris Pratt: "It doesn't smell very good and its made of sOlId CoNlA oIll"
No, he got detention for showing a party trick
My boyfriend looks exactly like Chris Pratt, it's all we ever hear whenever we go out, and for years now I have been saying that aside from looks they're nothing alike... I can no longer say that, and I'm having an identity crisis on his behalf.
Carla Burkhart ok, but I got really freaked out because my neighbour looks so much Chris Pratt. 😂👌
You’re just dating Chris Pratt
@@paigeobrien4326 Shh it's a secret
Lol
Imagine thinking I wouldn’t die for him,lol can’t relate ❤️🥰😘😍
Love you 3000
God, the "I'm gonna bump you" part is by far my favorite. I freakin' died XD They're laughs just make it so much better too.
no wonder peter Quilll is my favorite character
"I'm gonna say this is some sorta... Eyelid cruncher..?"
You like money 😂
Quick! Somebody start a petition to get him to do every movie with the Ortho-Hell-Instrument
I just can't describe how awesome I find this man... He is so funny like damn
Extra insult for Chris: Your forehead is so big my maths teacher finds enough space to write the whole scholar program on it
His laugh is so cute!!!! But then again he’s always cute 😊😊😍😍
Chrispy being Chrispy ❤
LMAO WHEN HE SAID HES GONNA BUMP RLLEN HE STARTED SPEAKING SIMS
0:36 it’s Barley Lightfoot and Lego Batman talking to each other 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
hes so cool !
Bonus bojack horseman being bojack horseman
He's so cool
I am simply in love with this man, he reminds me of a golden retriever.
Its not 11 minutes and 23 seconds long, its..
11 *miNUTs* and 23 seconds
I died on so many levels during the last part.
this video is so entertaining
I've recently been watching Parks and Recreation (up to season 5) and now I always just imagine Chris as Andy. I mean, it's basically the exact same person
Chris Pratt:Im gonna do what you call a pro-gamer move
Also Chris:*gets naked in school
*_MMMMMMM_*
I CANT BREATHE
LMAO love him
When he said movie title that besg describes your love life, I thought he was going to say getting naked again
_is it just me, or does Chris Pratt look like the Star Lord?_
"I ran it by the boom mic operator..."
I don't see why he got the letter, boom mic guy seems pretty qualified.
chris pratt being chris pratt for exactly 11 minutes and 23 seconds(Me right now be like but its 11 minutes and 22 seconds)
No, it’s 11 minutes and 23 seconds
Chris Pratt: *SHES DOING HAND MAKEUP!* 👈☝️👀
🎶Everything about this is awesome🎶
Can Chris PLEASE become a comedian
Chris Pratt during the makeup tutorial is literally me while watching someone do makeup
I'm a female btw
I love chris
exactly 11 MINUTES and 22 SECONDS.
harmonicaaaa- oh she broke the harmonica
Don't talk about this letter like its some kind of joke
Chris: goes on a talk show and makes a ton of jokes about it, "I have it framed in my office"
Lol
I swear, every single Chris is either dork or a toddler
i almost spit out my tea-
It might just be me, but in the Burning Questions one he looks like Patrick Wilson...
my soul brudda 😔😌✨
Chris Pratt is stupid in the thesaurus
Chris won Playground Insults like a boss. Jennifer couldn't keep a straight face.
2:12 baahahah
"Where do you keep your Oscar"
_ouch_
correction chris pratt being chris pratt for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds
2:12 glorious face
eyeeliiddd cruncher
I ask my favorite RUclipsr to have my kids
I would suck so much at that insulting game😹
Exactly? Sir I see that it is one second off
Chris Pratt Joker's Audition 2:14
😂😂😂 omg i luv this 🤣🤣
Where do you keep your oscar? 💀💀💀 Chill the fuck down, Jennifer Lawrence
You were given an Oscar for best actress but that was just a participation trophy
And inside....
That’s the song
wait
the first second was a thank you to us
2:10 I am deceased
F