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  • Опубликовано: 7 мар 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson invites panelists Zach Noe Towers, Mo Welch, and Beth Stelling into the group chat! They talk about Tom Sandoval’s latest sleazy sound bite, police dogs who love vape pens, and getting roasted by pre-teens for your engagement photoshoot.
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  • @muuchoo
    @muuchoo 2 месяца назад +236

    Whoever is doing the wardrobe for Taylor…keep up the good work!!

    • @hankar4741
      @hankar4741 2 месяца назад +15

      Dommy mommy lookin gud

    • @danielredding9205
      @danielredding9205 2 месяца назад +13

      Her outfits are absolutely exceptional and have been the entire run. Mad props.

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 2 месяца назад +12

      So, when did she replace Scarlett Johannsen as Black Widow?

    • @withheldformyprotection5518
      @withheldformyprotection5518 2 месяца назад +20

      Darth Taylor 🖤

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY 2 месяца назад +4

      @@withheldformyprotection5518 I was gonna say, lookin like a sexy Darth Vader

  • @jfaulsti10
    @jfaulsti10 2 месяца назад +71

    “We’re all happy you found your temporary soulmate…” is absolutely SAVAGE!

  • @nadiacalembe1546
    @nadiacalembe1546 2 месяца назад +13

    The outfit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 tonight. Wardrobe department outdid themselves

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 2 месяца назад +40

    I thought I couldn't love Taylor more and then she said "Congratulations, you found your temporary soul mate!"

  • @shanedbunting
    @shanedbunting 2 месяца назад +41

    Darth Taylor

  • @mikenapier3598
    @mikenapier3598 2 месяца назад +58

    Damn...Taylor is a smoke show. And so funny. 11/10.

  • @kellawiki
    @kellawiki 2 месяца назад +21

    This panel has such a DARK sense of humor, Beth especially!

  • @thedepthandbreadthofseth
    @thedepthandbreadthofseth 2 месяца назад +35

    Taylor's looking amazing in tonight's outfit! 🔥❤️❤️

  • @mmageek
    @mmageek 2 месяца назад +6

    That Sandoval clip gave me late 90’s fashion flashbacks. Can’t wait for puka shell necklaces, and frosted tips flowing from visors.

  • @dewimatthews6037
    @dewimatthews6037 2 месяца назад +57

    Taylor looking good in the shiny black pleats.

    • @briansneary7535
      @briansneary7535 2 месяца назад +4

      She just needs a latex mask to finish the outfit. Don't forget the whip too.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@briansneary7535 yeah, I was getting out my credit card, and then realized it was @midnight

    • @UnderstandingDarkness
      @UnderstandingDarkness 2 месяца назад +2

      No, no. It’s awful. Whoever sent her out there hated her. 😂

    • @Turtlpwr
      @Turtlpwr 2 месяца назад

      She looks like a s&m pilgrim

    • @avataraarow
      @avataraarow 2 месяца назад +2

      @@ThatOpalGuyAdam is that you?

  • @Shadstar256
    @Shadstar256 2 месяца назад +33

    Yo that outfit is awesome💥🌋🔥

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 2 месяца назад

      It reminded me I needed to pick up garbage bags.

  • @dwmarch
    @dwmarch 2 месяца назад +21

    I see Taylor has received and accepted my "unusually specific" wardrobe request list. Thanks Taylor!

  • @theblurredlights
    @theblurredlights 2 месяца назад +35

    First we got Nick, and now we have Zach-- After Midnight is working its way towards Grant O'Brien.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 2 месяца назад +7

      Yes, that would be awesome!

    • @dillona1001
      @dillona1001 2 месяца назад

      We had Lisa already too! If we're lucky, maybe we'll get a Sam cameo, or Scameo, as I believe they call it, if TayTom ever gives herself a day off from running the nation🤞🏿😇 Could even make a special for this crossover of spiritual improv siblings and call it @fter Midnight: Host Changer🤯🫨😂

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 2 месяца назад

      not John Early?

    • @sarahburckle9441
      @sarahburckle9441 2 месяца назад +1

      I knew I recognized him from somewhere, was he on the bachelor gamechanger episode?

  • @mongoofy
    @mongoofy 2 месяца назад +11

    I have never been more attracted to Dath Vader's hot niece. Megamind is gonna sue for Black Mamba impersonation. Thank you for the birthday gift.

  • @barcelonachair6487
    @barcelonachair6487 2 месяца назад +24

    Taylor looks great in fashion!

    • @JeighNeither
      @JeighNeither 2 месяца назад +1

      Not that fashion. Pleather & puffy sleaves, no wonder she's single.

    • @UniqueUserName13
      @UniqueUserName13 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@JeighNeitheryou're fun

    • @jfaulsti10
      @jfaulsti10 2 месяца назад +1

      @@JeighNeitherjoke’s on you, she’s not

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 2 месяца назад +13

    Taylor joining the empire, im here for it 😍

  • @patmccrotch5373
    @patmccrotch5373 2 месяца назад +1

    Beth Stelling is CRIMINALLY underrated, I know everyone says this in every comment section of every comedians videos, but she truly is.

  • @bupdaddy1
    @bupdaddy1 2 месяца назад +2

    "When you're trying to live your life in a well and Lassie blows up your spot." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrellana8838
    @andrellana8838 2 месяца назад +10

    Props to the wardrobe people. They seem to have found Taylor's vibe.❤

  • @adalovelace521
    @adalovelace521 2 месяца назад +9

    the leather combo is giving!

  • @mrpetielicious5861
    @mrpetielicious5861 2 месяца назад +6

    Outfit says "Taylor Tomlinson: Business Dominatrix"

  • @GeneralBuckles
    @GeneralBuckles 2 месяца назад +8

    WHAT IN THE "That boss Lady is LITERALLY on FASHION FIRE" is going on?!?!!?! Whoever is doing Taylor's wardrobe needs an Instagram Post celebrating them!!!!

  • @curtislindsey1736
    @curtislindsey1736 2 месяца назад +2

    Taylor's outfit looks like Darth Vader meets Stevie Nicks 😂 I love it!

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 2 месяца назад +2

    That is so great what they did for Percy there.

  • @schnitzelsemmel
    @schnitzelsemmel 2 месяца назад +5

    Taylor's outfit is exceptional.

  • @matthewschafer6359
    @matthewschafer6359 2 месяца назад +3

    That Zach guy is adult Butters from South Park.

  • @hardtymz2517
    @hardtymz2517 Месяц назад

    i love mo when she sang with the cardigans!

  • @VinhPrag
    @VinhPrag 2 месяца назад +3

    These contestants really get the format

  • @Boogaboom5
    @Boogaboom5 2 месяца назад +4

    Love the outfit Taylor Tomlinson! 🙌
    Again, congrats on success of the show. We are having a blast out here! 🤩😂

  • @carligirrl
    @carligirrl 2 месяца назад

    Taylor's outfit is FIRE!

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 2 месяца назад +4

    Omg I love Taylor’s outfit

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 2 месяца назад +2

    I can already tell this episode is going to be chaos.

  • @hardtymz2517
    @hardtymz2517 Месяц назад

    tay's wardrobe by damnnnnnnn!! nice, bro!

  • @JeremiahFrye
    @JeremiahFrye 2 месяца назад +2

    Loving the evil dimension Taylor look

  • @OPAnaya
    @OPAnaya 2 месяца назад +1

    I love the blazers but this is my favorite lewk❤ I love that you have a show!

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 2 месяца назад +1

    LOVE THE DARTH VADER LOOK!!!!

  • @CAFisherman
    @CAFisherman 2 месяца назад +2

    OMG smoke show I'm in love ❤️ 😍

  • @lawrencemills354
    @lawrencemills354 Месяц назад

    Taylor that outfit is amazing. You got dressed in the matrix.

  • @christiannoellecharles1205
    @christiannoellecharles1205 2 месяца назад +12

    MORE OF THIS!!! General over Hillary Pants Suits

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 2 месяца назад +1

    Loveeeee this panel already

  • @JackShipley74
    @JackShipley74 2 месяца назад +2

    Taylor is dressed like Luke Skywalker’s mother and I’m here for it.

  • @yocean14
    @yocean14 2 месяца назад

    BTW, shout out to Percy! Good on you!

  • @tokendedguy
    @tokendedguy 2 месяца назад +2

    Taylor's got some kinda Matrix Grease fusion thing going and I don't hate it.

  • @andrewrodgers2180
    @andrewrodgers2180 2 месяца назад +1

    I love the cenobite look that Taylor is rocking tonight. Dead sexy.

  • @johndescy7904
    @johndescy7904 2 месяца назад

    OMG, that outfit! So cool! Goth Taylor is my favorite Taylor.

  • @nicholasjames695
    @nicholasjames695 2 месяца назад +2

    Honestly, I thought the article said teen vampirism is a concern for schools... my honest response to my brain being weird was, "That's a weird way to announce that vampires are real."

  • @BluzBazz
    @BluzBazz 2 месяца назад

    LOL... Taylor hosting a gameshow in the matrix.

  • @FatManWalking18
    @FatManWalking18 2 месяца назад +5

    Darth Taylor?

  • @KissesFromCanada
    @KissesFromCanada 2 месяца назад

    Damn girl that outfit could stop traffic!

  • @CountryLongboarding
    @CountryLongboarding 2 месяца назад +1

    Damn Taylor cosplaying as a Dominatrix or what lol

  • @user-fq6xr5gm2r
    @user-fq6xr5gm2r 2 месяца назад +1

    Taylor, keep it up! Don’t let the hard parts of the job keep you down!
    Whoever was undermining Taylor during this episode by not awarding points when she was trying to award points or by trying to micromanage her laugh, please stop interfering with Taylor’s creative process. Unless I much misunderstood what was going on here, but it was very awkward for me as a viewer. You were hindering my enjoyment of the show. Also, that contestant from last show who kept making jokes after Taylor clearly expressed she was not enjoying those jokes also hindered my enjoyment of the show.
    I have been watching from the beginning and for me personally, an endearing part of the show is to watch Taylor have an awkward, anxious laugh at the beginning of the episode and to watch that laugh turn natural as she gets into her groove enjoying the silly transition jokes and the chemistry among the contestants. Taylor really makes this show great. Please let her host the way she feels comfortable hosting.
    I really wonder if people would be so quick to publicly undermine her authority on HER OWN show if she were male. Somehow I doubt it, and that my friends is systemic sexism. If you are one of the employees of the show you can either be a part of it or you can try to support the fun and playful atmosphere she is developing on the show. Please choose to let her continue spreading laughter in her own way. Thank you.

  • @davidwatts373
    @davidwatts373 2 месяца назад

    Taylor has a badass little leather jacket now!

  • @nylohro4091
    @nylohro4091 2 месяца назад +1

    Taylor fresh from the set of Dune

  • @slick5favorite
    @slick5favorite Месяц назад

    Taylor Tomlinson bringing Sith vibes with that outfit.

  • @quazinaureenahmed6167
    @quazinaureenahmed6167 2 месяца назад

    Taylor's outfit is where Terminator meest Devil wears Prada

  • @ElCrab
    @ElCrab 2 месяца назад

    Good thing yesterday's episode had that WikiHow.

  • @ROLtheWolf
    @ROLtheWolf 2 месяца назад

    Suddenly hundreds of points appeared at the end in the notgonnaseeonTV segment we'd all like to see!

  • @jdrano2215
    @jdrano2215 Месяц назад

    Cool Harley outfit. I have a Harley.....

  • @LetsPatchItUp
    @LetsPatchItUp Месяц назад

    Taylor is wearing the most wholesome and conservative leather outfit ever

  • @matthewhines9787
    @matthewhines9787 2 месяца назад +1

    Is Sandoval wearing my little brother's JnCos from 1998?
    And what kind of flap is bleeped out at 7:06?

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 2 месяца назад

    Taylor's joined the Sexy Empire! Luke! I am your Game Show Host!

  • @kbird1121
    @kbird1121 2 месяца назад

    Taylor is Batman

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 2 месяца назад

    Taylor must be loving the wardrobe if she gwts ro keep it

  • @robertfliegel2757
    @robertfliegel2757 2 месяца назад

    Darth Tomlinson looks cool

  • @dillona1001
    @dillona1001 2 месяца назад

    *Climbs on stage, grabs mic, interrupting praise for a famous Taylor*: 🎤😤 I'mma let you finish, I'mma let you finish but......BETH ONE OF THE MOST FINEST COMEDIANS OF ALL TIME🎤🤬

  • @hourwagontoupeeferret6107
    @hourwagontoupeeferret6107 2 месяца назад

    How is there a netflix radio?

  • @alexshirley6096
    @alexshirley6096 Месяц назад

    The most obvious title of the century

  • @DBWELDER100
    @DBWELDER100 2 месяца назад

    Taylor answered the age-old question of what would Darth Vader look like as a cross dresser.

  • @yeeaahBUDDY
    @yeeaahBUDDY 2 месяца назад

    Taylor and Beth, 2 of my faves. Just get Liz Miele and the triumvirate is complete

  • @TheUberjammer
    @TheUberjammer 2 месяца назад +3

    Funny how Sandoval's strategy with a 100$ bill is the same as Republicans' strategy with Ukrainian military aid.

  • @christiansnyder1746
    @christiansnyder1746 2 месяца назад

    BATGIRL!!!!!!

  • @obnoxiouspriest
    @obnoxiouspriest 2 месяца назад

    Taylors Wardrobe Artist: What if Darth Vader was a hot young comedian that hosted a late night comedy game show?

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus 2 месяца назад

    Is it "After Hours" or "@Hours", because...
    - Adam Pally probably

  • @blackeneddarkangel
    @blackeneddarkangel 2 месяца назад

    Hottest Taylor has ever looked!!!

  • @davidlane256
    @davidlane256 2 месяца назад +4

    For all of the comments about Taylor’s outfit, she’s not giving you extra points!

    • @lifegood1712
      @lifegood1712 2 месяца назад +1

      She would give points for the "Darth Taylor" comment! It is so good.

    • @cheshirenevande4701
      @cheshirenevande4701 2 месяца назад +1

      awwwww

  • @MiNa-kv3lp
    @MiNa-kv3lp 2 месяца назад

    I don't know if anybody happened to notice that Taylor's outfit is kind of neat?

  • @MarvelParsons700
    @MarvelParsons700 2 месяца назад

    I think in the history of "game" shows Taylor is the first one to wear a black (faux?) leather empire outfit. Hot!!!! Darth Vader would be proud of you.

  • @justaguy12345
    @justaguy12345 2 месяца назад +1

    What was the censor? "Shit flap"?

    • @xardo007
      @xardo007 2 месяца назад

      Pretty sure it's Pussy Flap, since she's talking about her cat.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 месяца назад

      I'm guessing "pussy-flap".

  • @michaeldemocko443
    @michaeldemocko443 2 месяца назад

    Is Taylor in a sequel to the Matrix?

  • @marly24
    @marly24 2 месяца назад

    CONFIDENT BOTTOMS SAY WINNING

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 2 месяца назад

    Wolverine is getting married?

  • @TrueSeanja
    @TrueSeanja 2 месяца назад +1

    Beth ❤

  • @jeremydonnals2842
    @jeremydonnals2842 2 месяца назад

    Hot outfit! Hire whoever dressed you tonight for everyday

  • @andrewbaker5493
    @andrewbaker5493 2 месяца назад

    Damn. Beth is dark!

  • @marc21256
    @marc21256 Месяц назад

    Dogs ratting people out?
    But snitches get bitches. Ir did I get that wrong?

  • @marc21256
    @marc21256 Месяц назад

    "Last bastion of free speech"
    "Oh, that's too dark?"
    No. Your outfit is too dark.

  • @evankraabel5415
    @evankraabel5415 2 месяца назад +1

    Okay, censors are getting a bit out of hand, they made me not understand the last minute or so of this. Did she say ass flap?

  • @efuller3333
    @efuller3333 2 месяца назад

    Beef weed sticks

  • @scottlarock7924
    @scottlarock7924 2 месяца назад

    Love it. Still, just cuz you're dating Darth Vader doesn't mean you have to dress like him.

  • @djpickle68
    @djpickle68 2 месяца назад +1

    Everybody on that Taylor outfit, Beth looks good enough to eat.

  • @carina9295
    @carina9295 2 месяца назад

    That’s why I use Uber instead of airports because of #SnitchDogg

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 2 месяца назад

    0:55 I didn't think about it until now, but if she said something about having babies every time she jumped, I would have said "Suck it, Natalie Denise Suleman!".
    Another thing that makes the guy a douchebag is the word he uses at 2:38. Someone should contact Weird Al about that.

  • @brianjensen8835
    @brianjensen8835 2 месяца назад +1

    But don't all the comedians here that noise?

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 2 месяца назад

    I can’t tell if this is Taylor’s dominatrix look ( if so, superhot)
    Or if she’s going for Morpheus ( still somehow really hot)
    But either way, if she’s looking for The One 🙋🏾‍♂️

  • @leeanndewey3254
    @leeanndewey3254 2 месяца назад

    Was more of a fan of the suits.

  • @tonyshawley7536
    @tonyshawley7536 2 месяца назад

    Team Beth!!!!

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 2 месяца назад +1

    Taylor, I've been a bad boy.

  • @wildwildben
    @wildwildben 2 месяца назад

    Nouveau giraffe vagina

  • @djpickle68
    @djpickle68 2 месяца назад

    Beth needs kids.

  • @darkxxhimxxlight
    @darkxxhimxxlight 2 месяца назад +3

    Got the LGBT diversity bingo card checklist perfectly filled out with this episode
    Lesbian
    Gay
    Beth
    Taylor