Watching all the back episodes in reverse is so hilarious, mark talking about “trying” a rock club but me already knowing about him giving himself a Xanax roofie and blacking out…lol
I love that Mark doesn't use credit. As a Dutch guy his reasoning sounds so familiar. I never got it why people would choose to be in debt all their lives. Just use money you have. No more money? No more things, it's that simple 😅
Mark’s Peloton joke is too close to Gaffigan’s: "It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country. 'Yeah, the appetizer -- that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you’re thinking of dessert -- that’s food we have after we have our food.' We eat tons of food. Sometimes there’s so much we just stick it in a bag and bring it home. Then we throw it out the next day. Maybe give it to the dog.”
3:27 I love that twist! 5:20 classic Mark! 11:20 I remember when Mark was playing with my emotions back then! 27:02 crazy gun stories! 54:21 used to be against credit to but I just tried it and I'm glad I did! I feel like I would have turned out like Mark if I still refused it
The African kids having “beer bellies” thing is from Malnutrition, specifically getting very little (to no) protein. This causes enlarged liver and oedemas (among other things), which is what makes the belly look bloated. The official name is Kwashiorkor and it has to be the only disease I have ever seen with an African name.
@@ifuckingh8you195 I'm guessing it's related to childhood development. Holocaust victims were probably older when the malnutrition started and this mainly affects very young kids. edit: very young as in 5 yrs old and less.
I've got a parody theme song for you guys, in the style of Psycho Killer: One more driiink One more roouuund Fa-fa-faa faaa fa-fa-faa faaa faaatties We might be druuunk with Mark & Saaaaaaam
Being a comedian isn’t a hard job Sam. If you’re worried about sleep now, try working 40 hours a week with a family. Mark is one of my favorite comedians, but Sam is the whiniest braggart I’ve bared to listen to. Mark comes in with great stories and doesn’t name drop, the next thing Sam has to say is that he met a celebrity years ago at some event and makes it about himself.
Watching all the back episodes in reverse is so hilarious, mark talking about “trying” a rock club but me already knowing about him giving himself a Xanax roofie and blacking out…lol
This theme song rock. I love it.
Sam finding out mark doesn't use credit is an all time moment of this pod.
"Mark, you understand, you get perks with the credit cards."
"Ah, I don't - that's a myth."
I love that Mark doesn't use credit.
As a Dutch guy his reasoning sounds so familiar. I never got it why people would choose to be in debt all their lives. Just use money you have. No more money? No more things, it's that simple 😅
You guys + Judd Apatow = an amazing movie the world should laugh together with both of you.
Mark’s Peloton joke is too close to Gaffigan’s:
"It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country. 'Yeah, the appetizer -- that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you’re thinking of dessert -- that’s food we have after we have our food.' We eat tons of food. Sometimes there’s so much we just stick it in a bag and bring it home. Then we throw it out the next day. Maybe give it to the dog.”
We might be drunk, We might be Tuesgays, We might be in love. Who knows?!
Just love these two and paul is the coolest
3:27 I love that twist!
5:20 classic Mark!
11:20 I remember when Mark was playing with my emotions back then!
27:02 crazy gun stories!
54:21 used to be against credit to but I just tried it and I'm glad I did! I feel like I would have turned out like Mark if I still refused it
Oh man right off the bat the Mencia remake line was a banger.
Great ep!
love these guys!!
The African kids having “beer bellies” thing is from Malnutrition, specifically getting very little (to no) protein. This causes enlarged liver and oedemas (among other things), which is what makes the belly look bloated.
The official name is Kwashiorkor and it has to be the only disease I have ever seen with an African name.
So why don’t Holocaust victims have it?
@@ifuckingh8you195 I'm guessing it's related to childhood development. Holocaust victims were probably older when the malnutrition started and this mainly affects very young kids.
edit: very young as in 5 yrs old and less.
@@a.k8069 okay thanks for that.
Total Baldwin Armorer move
I grew up drinking beer - Kevin Hart
It’s the disease that make their stomach swell up
The name of the tune is cool hand luke cuz
I got stripes on my pants and boots
I won 5,58 €,next 'the big one' ahahahahahahahahah i have for more keys from that video you say a lot of numbers....muahahahahahahahahhahahaha
I've got a parody theme song for you guys, in the style of Psycho Killer:
One more driiink
One more roouuund
Fa-fa-faa faaa fa-fa-faa faaa faaatties
We might be druuunk with Mark & Saaaaaaam
Like this if Mark and Sam need to change their intro. Love the cast but the intro I skip cuz it's pretty bad.
Being a comedian isn’t a hard job Sam. If you’re worried about sleep now, try working 40 hours a week with a family. Mark is one of my favorite comedians, but Sam is the whiniest braggart I’ve bared to listen to. Mark comes in with great stories and doesn’t name drop, the next thing Sam has to say is that he met a celebrity years ago at some event and makes it about himself.
I’m 26 Episodes in and Sam still hasn’t said anything funny
You must be kidding right?
Him: I've dedicated 40 hours to watching this and it still sucks!
Bruh why are you this deep then?