The turnaround on this from a stream yesterday to being a video today is insane! Big props to the editors because not only are they super fast, they’re also high quality.
Express VPN: "We would like to sponsor your channel!" Blarg, "Do you not know what content I put out?" Express VPN, "Oh, we know! We've been using our product to watch your shows, because they're banned in many areas. That's how we know it works!"
The waffle stomping shit down the drain part got me wheezing!! 🤣🤣🤣 The only time I ever had to waffle stomp the drain was because I ate shit in a race through some mud and my pockets were literally filled with mud but it's the same feeling lol
Sponsor Frog gives me the motivation to never stop grinding. Goes from being an ordinary frog to being an internet superstar after a life of hard work. Much wow. Keep up the good work, Sponsor Frog🔥
Geez, Smiity, 4 isn't an orgy! In the words of the madman Charlie Sheen, three is a crowd, four is two couples swinging, five is two couples swinging with a lookie lou, six and up is an orgy.
I love the fact that his woman has probably heard worse things from him, and that got her attention to the point where she texts him knowing he’s recording 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly idek. He hasn’t talked about her for quite some time, and by the sounds of it (when he moved) she wasn’t moving in with him so I think they’re not together.
@bryantwiltrout5492 tbh blarg seems like the type of guy that has his morals and priorities straight, so chances are even if she did leave, he wasn't affected as much to the point where it affected his content
@@mopar_man74 he seems to be doing ok for the most part. I know Grizzy and Jas broke up at some point and people thought he and Aches was dating, but I have no idea what happened. Quite frankly it’s really none of our business.
@bryantwiltrout5492 wait who is Jas I'm abit out of the loop, and I thought grizzy and aches were dating too, to me it seemed like all the flirting between them was either couples banter or him being in the friend zone
I remember reading an argument for not making your bed when you aren't putting clean sheets. Dust mites are able to survive under the covers of a made bed, but for some reason die on an unmade bed due to exposer
I ordered my 5 inch tall Canadian arab guy holding a cay but I don't want to wait until damn near June to get it, im going to forget about it by time it gets here :/
5:08 Wow, smitty actually stole daniel tosh's joke form like...2009 or some shit. No joke, i heard that joke in the same set where he says "kangaroos cant jump backward, even if im not funny, you learned something" Well i also learned smitty enjoys tosh.
Lobbing a turd over the shower curtain like its world war 1. I can get down with that. Update. I feel like ive seen some shit, and now ive received a medal for my service
The turnaround on this from a stream yesterday to being a video today is insane! Big props to the editors because not only are they super fast, they’re also high quality.
Anybody else catch what blarg looked up with express vpn
Express VPN: "We would like to sponsor your channel!"
Blarg, "Do you not know what content I put out?"
Express VPN, "Oh, we know! We've been using our product to watch your shows, because they're banned in many areas. That's how we know it works!"
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@@JectSwagg Thanks!
Solid editing for the *express VPN* intro lmao. ALSO! SPONSOR FROG IS BACK!
Aww hells ya!
It’s froog no frog
Lesss goooo sponsor frog
Who stole the shit shower joke? Daniel tosh much haha
The waffle stomping shit down the drain part got me wheezing!! 🤣🤣🤣
The only time I ever had to waffle stomp the drain was because I ate shit in a race through some mud and my pockets were literally filled with mud but it's the same feeling lol
i thought when you said "ate shit in a race through mud" i thought literally ate shit through some mud xD
1:48 that sounds like grizzy tryin to finesse smitty and blarg out of some subway cookies bruh he’s the business sender lmao
I wish I had someone like blarg in my friend group
The one thing I needed to brighten my soul; A blarg video
so glad matt is slowly accepting the weeb in him with the waifucup at the beggining
or he got sent it for free from gsupps
Sponsor Frog gives me the motivation to never stop grinding. Goes from being an ordinary frog to being an internet superstar after a life of hard work. Much wow. Keep up the good work, Sponsor Frog🔥
as an artist, i appreciate hearing that blarg commissions other artists often, love it when youtubers support our community 💕
DANIEL texted you??????? ayo congrats my man for being so casual about it
Homie got the Bordie and Aches gamersupps cup! Broooooooo
Geez, Smiity, 4 isn't an orgy!
In the words of the madman Charlie Sheen, three is a crowd, four is two couples swinging, five is two couples swinging with a lookie lou, six and up is an orgy.
I love the fact that his woman has probably heard worse things from him, and that got her attention to the point where she texts him knowing he’s recording 😂😂😂😂😂
Is he even still with his woman or did they break up?
Honestly idek. He hasn’t talked about her for quite some time, and by the sounds of it (when he moved) she wasn’t moving in with him so I think they’re not together.
@bryantwiltrout5492 tbh blarg seems like the type of guy that has his morals and priorities straight, so chances are even if she did leave, he wasn't affected as much to the point where it affected his content
@@mopar_man74 he seems to be doing ok for the most part. I know Grizzy and Jas broke up at some point and people thought he and Aches was dating, but I have no idea what happened. Quite frankly it’s really none of our business.
@bryantwiltrout5492 wait who is Jas I'm abit out of the loop, and I thought grizzy and aches were dating too, to me it seemed like all the flirting between them was either couples banter or him being in the friend zone
Blarg you are awesome keep up the great work and amazing videos rock on man
I love how me watching this faded af was the same as me watching it sober. Good content even if I was only conscious every 3rd sentence.
its going to be great when matt absolutly clutches up a win and just gets nasty in 1 single game
Italian here! It's true, we don't want Grizzy's type over here!
I mean a zoo animal that eats and vomits chips at 3 am, who would want that?
9:22 "With a Baseball bat!"
This video deserves so many more views and likes. It’s one of the best ones
I remember reading an argument for not making your bed when you aren't putting clean sheets. Dust mites are able to survive under the covers of a made bed, but for some reason die on an unmade bed due to exposer
the pic and banner are changed. I had to make sure this was the right channel
Matt I do clean toilets for a living but you guys actually make my day better I listen to the goons podcast while I clean them
If Blarg puts Weird in his title, you know someone is getting arrested in the middle of the vid
One of you dying terrifies me. That’s when I lose complete faith
We saw that cup at 0:12, Blarg, 👀
Loving the new channel logo
him saying Randy scared the shit out of me
Extreme jorts are just bedazzled 😹😹
Haha you got the sponsor and smitty didn't
New Blarg video let's go
I would’ve answered her “you don’t?!?” ….. 🤣🤦🏼♂️🤣🤔💀
Sponsor Frog is back! Handsome little fromg.
If this sponsor was on a cards against humanity you would have the ultimate sponsor
I haven't even watched the vid yet, but you know it's bad when matt says it's weird
Yooo, I love the fucking Warzone videos, keep up the good work!
when smitty said they deal w shit too lmfao,id do a lot to play games for a living.
It funny how matt actually get it and smitty didn't HAHAHAJ
Waited for 16 mins for the phrase since i saw on smitty's, worth it
16:00 sounds like fun. I wonder if anyone has drawn that for you yet? ...I might XD
I find it hard to believe the list of web searches are fake, especially after i heard you call a minion your new fleshlight
The fact that you got a sponsor and not Smii7y+ is hilarious
That big about shitting after a shower and having to start your whole day over is a bill burr but I’m pretty sure
blarg reminded me i have a snickers in the freezer
Blarg video give serotonin :)
I don’t “make the bed” I take the blanket woft it out flat so I can easily get under and not deal with a twisty blanket.
I just want it to be known, I was eating when y’all started talking about wafflestomping shit down a drain
Yo Love the new PFP!! Also Express is a G for letting you use minion porn as a selling point
They Definitely know their demographic
Imagine being the guy that is watching this before going to work to clean toilets for a living, oh wait don’t have to that’s me 😂
Nice fries ending
Why is it whenever griz laughs it sounds like he’s saying yeaaaaahhhh
The PFP caught me off guard
“January was that hard, huh Smii7y?”
Me, a minor RUclipsr: At least you actually make money (optimistic thumbs up)!
imma be real chief,
they are ALL weird…
hey look it’s content i’ve already seen on your second second channel
I honestly was waiting for the raid shadow legends ad
Screw star sign, what’s you favorite type of bagel?
Need smii7y on the podcast
5:20 this whole bit is disgusting but funny
Editor is MVP
Blarg deserves more subs!
Yoooo warzone with the boys is back
YARDY KNO I SKIPPED DAT AD
De new blarg profile pick looks nice by de wae
I ordered my 5 inch tall Canadian arab guy holding a cay but I don't want to wait until damn near June to get it, im going to forget about it by time it gets here :/
Squeezus sounds like Jesus on a squeegee
Ahaha it's ya boi. Tower fall ahaha
I hate that I had to check what rule 34 minions were
I clean toilets for a loving 😅🤣
i once tried to go swimming while wearing jorts but i just ended up sad
I’m not gonna stop until you say you love me back
Am I the only Yonex noticing the profile photo change? Looking good
Love the new profile pic Matt
Lmao shoutout to the editor not knowing how to spell Danielle
i just want to kiss that sponsor frog
If someone was sitting behind me with a notepad watching my searches they’d kill themselves in 20 minutes and I wouldn’t blame them
Go to mcClown and order a mcdingleberry smoothie lol
I thought for a second he was going to hit us with this video is sponsored by frog.
@8:44 puffer said what about a red haze I played warzone the other day for the first time in 4 months and it’s all red
9 pocket jorts are called jargos
Ah yeah, I also say
"Mashallah" when I'm getting shot out of the air
EXCUSE ME SOUTH PARK IS BLOCKED FOR YOU !!!!!!! IT AIRS ON TV LIKE 24/7 FOR ME
LETS GET WEIRD!!!!!! LOL
5:08 Wow, smitty actually stole daniel tosh's joke form like...2009 or some shit. No joke, i heard that joke in the same set where he says "kangaroos cant jump backward, even if im not funny, you learned something" Well i also learned smitty enjoys tosh.
Subtitles really said wiht a grenade
Hello Matt, how are you today? 🐸
Oh yeah
Editor moment
Just noticed the new profile pic. I dig it
We love your videos!
HI Sponsor Froog
Yo years later don’t be fooled do not look up rule 34 minions unless you want to
UM GWAAALUUP
New pfp looking fresh*
rule 34 minions tho blarg. u good?
Lobbing a turd over the shower curtain like its world war 1. I can get down with that.
Update. I feel like ive seen some shit, and now ive received a medal for my service
Thanks for the shout out
Heyyyy loving the new pfp
365 days of horse.
Hell yea. Blarg is dad