Set 1, Game 12 - No More Jockeys [01.07.20]
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a category they fall under. That person and category are then eliminated, and subsequent people must not fall under that category. As more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
TWITTER
@alexhorne
@timkeyperson
@watsoncomedian
MUSIC
Swan Lake, Op. 20 - Act I (Tchaikovsky)
VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
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Horne: no more dads.
also Horne: my dad
:)
Horne picking No Dads (not even knowing if DeVito was a dad) and then picking his own dad is such a Tim Key kinda play. Extraordinary match gents!
Am I pulling a Key here or doesn't Danny DeVito's surname have more vowels than his first name? That was the challenge I expected at 13:00
@@superredpatek it's their surname that has a majority vowels in itself
Really getting concerned that Key doesn't know what an animal is
he also doesn't know how rhyming works, the rules of the game, or the established order of who goes each round lol
@@rachel-lo6ty Key has a history of this: ruclips.net/video/k9-pix5qA6o/видео.html
Great game this week. Some moments that'll go down in history. Laughed so hard at Pinocchio's catchphrase, as well as "no more dads" and then immediately naming his own dad. One of my favourites so far.
Watto putting that dinosaur mask on has got to be the definition of slipping into something less comfortable.
This episode has some of the most iconic moments:
- Alex saying ‘no more dads’ then naming his own dad
- Pinocchio’s catchphrase
- the rohog robe
Key's poems not rhyming make so much more sense now.........
He was right!!!
Horne with a Key-like implosion, truly shocking.
It's upset not just the game but the future of the game.
Took a sip of drink just as he showed Pinocchios catchphrase and not spitting it all over the place is one of the hardest things I've ever done
I love that Alex put on his smoking jacket from ROHOG 😄
At this point, I'm just waiting for someone to follow up "no more left handers" with "no more right handers".
I have a home game a couple times a week, someone said no more under 18s and to kill them off late I hit them with no more 20+
A category can't leave zero people remaining (eg. "No more living people" followed by "No more people who aren't alive"). Worded more strictly: a player only wins the game if, given an additional turn after all other players had been eliminated, they would still be able to name a person. - to keep the game going, innit?
RECAP
Key - Martina Navratilova (No More Left Handers)
Watto - Richard Ayoade (No More Surnames as Mostly Vowels)
Horne - Basil Brush (No More People with Catchphrases)
Key - Lassie (No More Dogs)
Watto - George Harrison (No More Names shared with English Monarchs)
Horne - Ursula Andress (No More People Prettier than their Name)
Key - Superman (No More Tight Fitting Clothes at Work)
Watto - Pinocchio (No More Fictional Characters)
Horne - Danny DeVito (No More Fathers)
Key - Diana Ross (No More First Initial + Surname = Word)
Watto - Florence Nightingale (No More Names as Large Towns/Cities)
Horne - Mike Tyson (No More Tough Guys)
Horne ELIMINATED (Key Challenge, Mike Tyson is a Dad - Category Void)
Key - Theresa May (No more names with T-H-E)
Watto - Dolly Parton (No more Forenames rhyming with other forenames)
Key - Edwina Currie (No More Britons)
Key ELIMINATED - (Watto Challenge, Edwina rhymes with other forenames - Category Void)
Watto wins
Thanks! Lmao I was genuinely waiting for category not anyone shamed with English monarchs and wondering What Georgie H had done
Harrison is left-handed, could've been an early challenge but Watson slipped it through.
@@MisterAppleEsq If key really had that list printed out....
Theresa May definately had a catchphrase ... Strong and stable?
I won't lie, I wept with laughter when they revealed Pinocchio's 'catchphrase'.
Why would you lie about it?
Same.
@@davelangford2439 Maybe the bit about weeping is a lie
I never want this series to end. Come on Tim just five consecutive games and the title is yours!!
todays no more jockeys quote I can’t get out of my head: 15:17 “WHAT A NURSE, WHAT A NURSE!”
"Does God have a catchphrase?"
This tournament is really the only thing that is staving off my ever-increasing feelings of existential doom.
I’ve only just started, and Watto is already coming in strong with that Sega Dreamcast shirt!
Edit: And, when you think about it, Horne definitely flexed at the end with his Richard Osman’s House Of Games smoking jacket!!
Some of Mark's humour is quite dry and I couldn't tell if he actually knew what it was. He must do.
His t-shirt says 'game player' on the sleeves in case anyone is interested. It's nothing if not accurate
Watto with "Game Player" written down his sleeves is perfect!
I think an underrated moment from this Episode is Horne saying "I want to be a real boy, I am a real boy now Daddy"
Mark Watson's T-shirt:
(his right arm): ゲーム(game) Dreamcast
(his left arm): プレイヤー(player) Dreamcast
(for those curious)
(thanks)
Been a looong time since I've seen a reference to the Sega Dreamcast. Where did he even get that!?
Geemu Pureiya
Famously most puppets are left handed, as the puppeteers are mostly right handed and use their right hand to manipulate the puppet's mouth/blink.
For some reason, when Alex was going through that interminable list of names that rhymed with Edwina at the end, it was made all the more funnier because there were mini-jump cuts in between
You know, I hope they keep making episodes of this for a long time so i've got lots and lots of it to watch and enjoy, it's a great bit of fun guys.
20:45 Horne with the "House Of Games" flex. You love to see it.
There once was a girl called Edwina
Who longed to be a ballerina
But she just couldn't dance
So she travelled to France
And married a lady named Tina
16 mins in and they let out that they're in for almost an hour in real-time. I'd love to see it unfiltered and them just rambling on about random things. No wonder they're forgetting the categories constantly. Bless the editor tho. 🙏
As a left hander I'm loving Watson's determination that he knows lots of people who are left handed ^^
As usual, thank you for doing these. Simply the best way to spend my Friday mornings; sipping coffee, watching 3 blokes bullshit their way around a word game.
Brilliant - explaining to a POET how rhyming works lol
In case anyone's curious -- what differenciates vowels and consonants is that there is an obstruction to the flow of air in the pronunciation of vowels. Y is a weird letter because its pronunciation varies so much. In Ayoade, it's a consonant (like in you) because /j/ is a consonant sound. In Mary, it's a vowel.
Hands down the best thing on the internet. Key is hilarious. Horne's U2 reflex was inspired. But...STOP CHEATING WATTO!
It was blatant from the start, but when it actually gets to the point when his face lights up as he types into his laptop for challenge research, someone has to step in. Maybe new rule that he has to have one slice of pizza in his left-hand and a glass of red in his right at all times?
I never comment on RUclips videos, but Watto cheating has caused me to become a very polite keyboard warrior haha. It was his phone a couple of weeks back. I don't even trust the fact he has a pen in his hand!
@@michaelrobson8446 Same here. Never normally comment but this winds me up so much. It's just three friends being hilarious which makes it all the more unnecessary! I'm hoping Horne has a quiet word in his ear, because there's absolutely no chance Key will remember.
No one cares but Tyson is also left handed.
It always impresses me how succinctly Horne can phrase the new rule in the little graphic. Well done Alex I think you're great.
Given what his actual challenge was, I don't think he was actually cheating. He wouldn't need to look up names rhyming with Edwina. Of course, he could be looking up whether she is left handed or not. I just don't think that's enough evidence to claim he was cheating. It could be considered bad sportsmanship if he was just randomly looking at other things on his computer, and so could Horne's football-watching in the previous game, but ultimately not against the spirit of the game. The pizza and wine glass rule is good though, we need a way to be sure none of the players are cheating.
I've genuinely gotten so excited for this every week
So pleased that I was able to catch this in my lunch break.
Key is his own greatest competitor. Still rooting for him to catch up though.
Everyone roots for the underpoet
22:33 Watto deffo opens up a web pages of rhymes.
Watched Taskmaster S03E04 today, everyone thinks the doctor named Hugh is Alex's dad, but he denies it!
Pinocchio's clothes are painted on. You can't get much more tight fitting than that.
Key showing strong signs of resurgence, next week is a must win
What was the problem with Hugh Horne other than him being a Dad? That’s what we all want to know.
Either his dad looks like Brad Pitt, or he habitually wears a catsuit at work.
He could be left-handed.
he must be a lefty
He must be an absolute stunner
"I've done a lot of growning up a lot in the last 5 minutes"
Tim Key has come so far in 12 games, admitting something like that
it started out as a bit of friendly fun and now its getting a bit tetchy and ruthless. great viewing.
the cheekiness on alex this week!
No more tight-fitting job clothes: What about Diana Ross and Dolly Parton? They are, surely, tight fitting clothes, when at work, people
And aren't Pinocchio's actually painted on? Can't get more tight fitting than that.
@@hattenkofer I didn't even think of that, I totally agree!!
Is Mark Watson a Dreamcast fan? That man just earned a fan for life.
Watto has to stop googling pre-challenge.... ‘to be fair’
The left handed saga is the new Penelope Pitstop / Donald Duck. They come around every four games
Surely that has to be Enya.
PokerJoker811 ahh good point yeah
Such better quality play today - just goes to show if you knuckle down and get yourself in you can always cash in later. Horne far from invincible if you just hang in there.
Extraordinary behaviour from Key, and not what we've come to expect.
Such a quotable episode, love it
It’s discouraging that Horne never straightened up his paintings after the fiasco from the previous game.
House of Games reference! Superb!
This just makes me want lockdown to last for ever. Possibly the best and most drunken game to date. The excitement and booze riddled players Of NMJ mirrored 1970s football superbly.
Tim Key is the new Frank Worthington. You can put that on a poster.
Brilliant stuff.
O Horney, you keep the world on its axis.
can’t believe Watson is unfamiliar with Basil Brush, considering I gave him directions to his show at last year’s Edinburgh Fringe
Perfect way to start the day!
Mark "in this case" Watson.
I had a boss called Edwina, whose daughter is named Rowena, but that's arguably not a "well known" first name.
Surprised you comments guys haven't started the "Who's Drunker?" game. I reckon its Horne this ep
I've been waiting for this all week.
27:40 Correction. If Alex and Mark are tied for 1st, then Tim is 3rd
Underrated suggestion by Key this ep that when someone is dead their name changes to 'Dead ___ '
That dog reveal tho.
Tim: "the challenges are... there ...to prevent..."
Alex: "this doesn't sound like a great sentence"
Why is Pinocchio's nose so diseased?
I was so happy to see a 'Chris (Simpsons artist)' reference. If anyone hasn't heard of it they should check him out on FB.
Been waiting all day (down under) - hooray!
I’m aussie and I would watch basil brush after school but literally no other kid did so I thought it was some fucking fever dream but apparently the brits concocted it?
"You think I'm in a bubble with The Edge?"
👏
I would think a catchphrase is something you have to repeat in numerous settings, rather than just one line of dialogue that becomes famous?
Also, given that he himself introduced that particular school of thought, would 'May' have been up a challenge based on a majority of vowels?
Y is not a vowel my dude
@@alecwilliams1556 In some words it is (admittedly not this one), but it was Key who brought that up initially so I would have liked to see a challenge on his answer just for fun.
@@SewnShutEyes I'd say it is actually a vowel in that word. It's a consonant when it's making the sound in "yes," which it's not doing in "May." I think the only way you could argue it's not a vowel there would be trying to say there's a third category besides vowel and consonant that applies to letters silently modifying others. But that's not actually a thing, and I don't think anyone would try to argue that for instance the E in "lane" isn't a vowel.
Key's shirt is so good. I can't stop admiring it. 😚👌
Amazing, isn't it? It's from 'Aloha From Deer'
Superman doesn’t really wear a tight suit during his work, he pays his bills by being a reporter. What he does in his spare time is not his work.
You're confusing him with Clark Kent. Superman isn't a reporter, Clark Kent is.
@@gladtobeangry Does he perform "work" as Superman? He is an altruistic world saver, but he doesn't get paid a penny. Also I'd wager those two persons are in fact the same man. I know one of them wears glasses, but don't be fooled!
@@Ervalo Nah, they're definitely two different people, that's why they've got different names. Also, Clark Kent couldn't save the world if he tried.
On the other point, I agree with you. Superman is in fact unemployed. So he doesn't wear a tight suit at work. He wears it recreationally. Challenge denied.
Superman is Clark Kent in his spare time.
Also Superman is right handed and Clark Kent is left handed
Wait wait wait, after an HOUR?! 15 minutes of footage, an hour of recording?!
I never knew the contestants actually got to take home the House of Games prizes. I assumed it was just a gimmick.
Well, most of the items aren't even custom-made, I'm pretty sure. Just something they bought in bulk and affixed that logo of Osman (or arguably Sue Perkins) onto.
The episode that was on yesterday ended with the winner being surprised she actually got to take the fondue set home.
James Acaster has a story about getting drunk after winning house of games and throwing his trophy really high at a train station and accidentally smashing it
Don’t know if it’s been mentioned but, when you think of it, Watto’s shirt says “game” and “player” on the shoulders.
Open to challenges as my katakana is a little rusty.
Without a doubt, 'BOOM' is a word.
happinesstan I enjoyed this category. ‘No more people famous for a catchphrase’ - yet none of them knew what the catchphrase was! 😂 BOOM BOOM!
I can't think of someone who is more famous for being left handed than Mike Tyson. Also famous in his retirement for having an absurd number of children. I'm rooting for you Horne, but that was only a bit better than the James Bond Darth Vader fiasco.
Love this so much. Also I really want your Dreamcast top Mark!
Cracking entertainment as always.
Recognised Watto's shirt instantly, well jealous.
Is "strong and stable" a catchphrase? Edit: I would have thought that a poet would know that a word can have a two syllable rhyme and still count as a rhyme despite having three syllables.
It's all about the strong syllables, innit!
Horne's catchphrase is surely ' I did a poo poo' .
Dolly Parton is *definitely* more attractive than her name. Key could have won it right there. Shame he didn't actually understand the category haha
The category was "no more people prettier than their name", because Ursula and Pamela are horrific names.
@@SteRDLK Dolly is also a horrific name, to be fair.
Feels like Watto's winning recently by looking up challenges before he officially challenges
I know im a year late to posting this lol, but reading the comments, and the fact they moved on from a correct challenge is mindblowing that no even thought of this xD
Pinnochio .... "I have no strings to hold me down"
it's become a well known catchphrase, even used in the Marvel Ultron movie lol
Can we get some outtakes of set 1?
Some men (key) just want to watch the game burn
The ranking icons aren't correct, are they? Watto just made the shared first place, so he should show as going up, instead of staying in first.
Was about to go to sleep then saw this!
Same here! Oh, it’s 2am? Social norms can’t stop me!!
...OVER!
Edwina, Selena. As for Tom, Dom and Rom.
Key is missing out if he's never seen someone play The Majestic Bellowphone.
And they're headed - I think you know what I'm going to say here - downtown
theresa may 'strong and stable' maybe?
Wouldn't Superman have a catchphrase, "Truth, Justice and the American Way?"
I don't think it's a catchphrase if you're not the one personally saying it. Otherwise his catchphrase would be "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman."
@@PokerJoker811 Could you even chip in with his catch phrase is "Up Up and Away?"
I really want that Dreamcast top
Anyone know where I can buy Tim Keys jumper?
What was Watso doing with that pen?! 🧐
This is the first time I think I've agreed with Tim Key. Edwina and Christina don't rhyme. I think the rime is "edwina". I don't think "edw" is an onset.
K: Martina Navratilova - No more left-handers
W: Richard Ayoade - No more mostly vowels in surname
H: Basil Brush - No more catchphrases [Horne changes category - poor etiquette, arguably foul play]
K: Lassie - No more dogs [A person called... Lassie? A person? ...called Lassie. OVER.]
W: George Harrison - No more names of English monarchs
H: Ursula Andress / Pamela Anderson - No more people prettier than their name
K: Superman - No more tight-fitting job clothes
W: Pinocchio - No more fictional
H: Danny Devito - No more Dads
KEY CHALLENGE FAILS - Key muddled
K: Diana Ross - No more first initial added to surname making new word
W: Florence Nightingale - No more big town/city names
H: Hugh Horne - No more alternative titles ie not Mr or Mrs [Horne changes person and category - a clear breach of etiquette and possibly the rules]
H AGAIN: Mike Tyson - No more tough guys
KEY CHALLENGE CORRECT - Mike Tyson has 8 children
HORNE OUT
K: Theresa May - No more names containing t, h and e.
WATSON CHALLENGE FAILS - Theresa May not left handed
W: Dolly Parton - No more forenames rhyming with other forenames
K: Edwina Curry - No more from UK
WATSON CHALLENGE CORRECT
KEY OUT
WATSON WINS
Wait. When was Horne on House of Games? Must have missed that week.
is it weird that I think my yellow iphone is even cooler because A. Horne has the same one?
Now I just need that shirt and tie.
It feels like adding "they might be left-handed, let's google it" is the game's VAR moment. Not sure I like it.
There's a rule that they can't google before they challenge (I think this was established in game 6 or so), and they have only three challenges each, so it's not that bad.
@@GordonHugenay The beauty of a well-timed challenge comes from pitting players' existing knowledge of named individuals against each other. Technology has no place in the beautiful game!
Except the technology of internet video conferencing. That does improve the game, admittedly.