NASA Wants Volunteers for Mars Simulator + Madonna Falls on Stage

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024

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  • @turdferg100
    @turdferg100 7 месяцев назад +19

    May I volunteer our current president and 80% of our federal government launch them all immediately towards Mars work out the details later.

    • @mattwuxx3888
      @mattwuxx3888 7 месяцев назад

      As if Biden could survive escape velocity. He can barely handle a simple car ride in "The Beast".

    • @bradcrowe668
      @bradcrowe668 7 месяцев назад

      Light that candle 🕯️ baaaaaabay.

    • @urbanesasquatch
      @urbanesasquatch 7 месяцев назад

      Earth is effed due to plastics/microplastics, Monsanto ,etc. now you want to foul our neighbor's yard with our heavy chunks of "Phil" waste?

    • @Twobarpsi
      @Twobarpsi 7 месяцев назад

      Throw Bald and Gina on that rocket too...

  • @wm6848
    @wm6848 7 месяцев назад +7

    Throw kathy griffin and rosie O'Donnell

  • @infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836
    @infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836 7 месяцев назад +17

    I've got some 'volunteers' for that Mars trip: Leticia James, Fani Willis and Judge Engoron for starters. And lots more if needed. Lol.

  • @Gmx92
    @Gmx92 7 месяцев назад +9

    Can we nominate ethnic groups or only individual people?

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 7 месяцев назад +1

      Crime would all but vanish overnight

    • @Gmx92
      @Gmx92 7 месяцев назад

      @@adriennem3168 if bIасk Americans were counted as a single country I think it would be the highest crime country on earth

    • @KayFabe87
      @KayFabe87 7 месяцев назад

      The 13% problem would fix itself instantaneously.

  • @BassAckwards2020
    @BassAckwards2020 7 месяцев назад +2

    We have 1000's of "volunteers" pouring across are open borders..

    • @KayFabe87
      @KayFabe87 7 месяцев назад +1

      They should all be sent to the frontlines in Ukraine. The survivors can apply for green cards.

  • @isaacasdreams
    @isaacasdreams 7 месяцев назад +2

    That opening bit is just stupid.

  • @bonemar66
    @bonemar66 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Definitely not a" funny bit.

  • @klacy5555
    @klacy5555 7 месяцев назад +3

    Absolute proof that Madonna LIP SYNCS at her so called LIVE SHOWS!!!!!!!!! Her voice was uninterrupted because it was a recording and for people who PAY to see her SING LIVE, they are getting ripped off.

    • @wallody
      @wallody 7 месяцев назад

      Nothing wrong with lip sync

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando 7 месяцев назад +4

    Where’s the full show?

  • @24framedavinci39
    @24framedavinci39 7 месяцев назад +2

    Rachael Zegler, Taylor Swift and Beyonce could go into the biodome as well.

  • @brek5
    @brek5 7 месяцев назад +4

    Lol, I have a job that occasionally involves movies and TV shows, and during one task, I had to look at bits of the movie "Face/Off," and there is this rapey scene, and I thought the actor looked familiar. Yeah, Danny Masterson. It was a little like, "Oh... ok."

    • @Chicomite
      @Chicomite 7 месяцев назад

      I thought you were gonna say when Nick Cage as John Travolta slept with his wife, or tried, haven't seen it in a bit. But I do remember my favorite line he tells the wife, "I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave." 😆

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 7 месяцев назад

      U mean when Nick cups choir girls butt cheeks?

    • @brek5
      @brek5 7 месяцев назад

      @@Chicomite Ah, yeah, I would have identified those guys instantly, but Masterson, I just had a feeling, and I had to look his name of for the work thing, and I was like, damn (he's like the "rebellious" daughter's date or something).
      As a movie, I mean, I remember watching it when it came out, but rewatching, it's pretty cheesy, especially if you've ever heard Anthony Cumia's rants about it on O&A I think with Patrice even, haha... maybe that ruined it for me forever, lol.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 7 месяцев назад

      I could eat a peach for hours.-
      Castor Troy

  • @welloffthegrid
    @welloffthegrid 7 месяцев назад +4

    Ok, silliest thing I heard is that Dawson respects Stephen A. Smith.

  • @6iron6miket6
    @6iron6miket6 7 месяцев назад +2

    Need a break from Mr. Pfizer Travis Kelce and Ms. Swift

  • @Sigmund1924
    @Sigmund1924 7 месяцев назад +2

    Wait. Something’s wrong with the lotto story. You don’t go to the liquor store to claim your 350 million dollars. 😂Also, millions of Californians see Newsome as a joke.

    • @honkytonkinson9787
      @honkytonkinson9787 7 месяцев назад +2

      You do if you’re planning on telling everyone you won before you cash your ticket

    • @bradcrowe668
      @bradcrowe668 7 месяцев назад

      I no like Newsome. If he's elected we are doomed.

  • @sameldridge7179
    @sameldridge7179 7 месяцев назад +2

    How much taxpayer money does NASA burn through every day? Roughly $73,972,602 a day!

    • @User-54631
      @User-54631 7 месяцев назад

      NASA inventions; scratch resistant glasses, camera phones, LED, land mine removal, CAT scans, athletic shoes, foil blankets, water purification, ear thermometers, home insulation, wireless headsets, jaws of life, memory foam, freeze dried food, smoke detectors, baby formula, artificial limbs, computer mouse, and portable computers.
      Your welcome.

  • @mocooper1049
    @mocooper1049 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am a 53-year-old woman, laughing my ass off at this banter. I think there’s something wrong with me. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @thomasgentry6201
    @thomasgentry6201 7 месяцев назад +1

    Have No Idea who these Guys are Funny at First. Then Stop with the Beating other people off bit! We got it.

  • @free322001
    @free322001 7 месяцев назад +2

    Now, these guys are funny. Remember Gina and bald?

    • @randb4865
      @randb4865 7 месяцев назад +1

      What happened in Phoenix,
      stays in Phoenix.

  • @ozzie444
    @ozzie444 7 месяцев назад +1

    Gavin Newsom is the poster boy for Dunning-Krueger Syndrome.

  • @philliphayden2727
    @philliphayden2727 7 месяцев назад +2

    It would be great if y'all would link to the full show on these...

  • @Mr.E1329
    @Mr.E1329 7 месяцев назад +1

    A little heavy on the jerk-talk for my taste but Firestorm is a must watch. 👍 Oh yeah!

  • @larrylarry4242
    @larrylarry4242 7 месяцев назад +1

    Madonna? any discussion of Madonna is so irrelevant in 2024, wtf?

  • @tonygibson5171
    @tonygibson5171 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’d love to see Ryan Long or Harlan Williams back on. I’ve just started and will give this a try but I watched an episode of these guy’s podcast and it was incredibly boring.

  • @FreddyJong-co6cb
    @FreddyJong-co6cb 7 месяцев назад +1

    When u go woke u broke ur hip😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @consadosambora5347
    @consadosambora5347 7 месяцев назад +1

    The one guy definitely has young Bill Paxson vibes.

  • @BernalAutoStyle
    @BernalAutoStyle 7 месяцев назад +1

    These guys need to contribute weekly

  • @6iron6miket6
    @6iron6miket6 7 месяцев назад +1

    Brian “The Boz” Bosworth is on that action hero list as well 😂

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 7 месяцев назад +1

    Good point about The View: When that show goes off the air, a lot of "pundits" are going to find themselves scrambling for content.

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's called a working title. I'm a little surprised Ace wouldn't know this.

  • @willosee
    @willosee 7 месяцев назад +2

    Maybe you could have two gangs? The Bitcos and Ethos.

  • @83luckyb
    @83luckyb 7 месяцев назад +1

    Please someone explain to me about this definitely not a Jew ?
    I do not get it ,
    lol

    • @brendacompton1958
      @brendacompton1958 7 месяцев назад

      Back in loveline days people would call in with questions/senerios that would sound so quintessentially white trash and Adam would guess that they were Jewish as a joke. Or Asian. Just a play on stereotypes.

  • @RobertEkard
    @RobertEkard 7 месяцев назад +2

    My tummy hurts

  • @jeffrandolf5673
    @jeffrandolf5673 7 месяцев назад +2

    15:44 Madonna

  • @miloseveggies8064
    @miloseveggies8064 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh

  • @davidsandall
    @davidsandall 7 месяцев назад

    Let's simulate space which has zero resistance in a swimming pool which has the most resistance. NASA is stupid and making fun of you.

  • @voccsaycee30
    @voccsaycee30 7 месяцев назад

    These guys are amazing. +1 vote to have them on weekly or bi-weekly or monthly...sumthin regular

  • @MichaelGarcia-cg9on
    @MichaelGarcia-cg9on 7 месяцев назад

    you have to be a motivated American.

  • @rennyzero420
    @rennyzero420 7 месяцев назад

    Rush Limbaugh knew all about Solar Warden and the bases on Mars. Andrew D. Basiago claims Mars is totally overrated.

  • @michelles9897
    @michelles9897 7 месяцев назад +1

    💟

  • @ordinarypete
    @ordinarypete 7 месяцев назад

    Chad and JT with Harland Williams is a necessary watch/listen asap.

  • @jamesg.hromnak2333
    @jamesg.hromnak2333 7 месяцев назад

    🍀😂🍀👍

  • @badlaamaurukehu
    @badlaamaurukehu 7 месяцев назад +1

    ALCOA approved.

  • @hughmackechnie2104
    @hughmackechnie2104 7 месяцев назад

    Adam was really vibing with these dudes.

  • @caliobzvr
    @caliobzvr 7 месяцев назад

    He always cuts the kid reading the news off. Goes off on a tangent. By the time he comes back to the story it's not relevant anymore.

    • @bradcrowe668
      @bradcrowe668 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah Adam be rude sometimes...and he's atheist...😮

    • @victormorales3604
      @victormorales3604 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@bradcrowe668he's atheist until he goes to divorce court, then he's like,
      "oh, God, oh God, Noooo...."

  • @sammysed
    @sammysed 7 месяцев назад +3

    Thx Dawson, for sharing how much you respect Stephen A.

  • @bradcrowe668
    @bradcrowe668 7 месяцев назад +2

    Adam:"You gotta scuff that shit" referring to high heels on a man..."at what point do we just call it and say that we are no longer living on planet Earth"?

  • @BobbyKaydewd
    @BobbyKaydewd 7 месяцев назад

    Yeah get it on

  • @thegaulbegaul
    @thegaulbegaul 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm not a stranger to being incarcerated in the past so seeing SBFs picture reminds me of myself after a week or two before you get good fitting jail clothes and get your hair did but he's been in there a while so he needs to jail up a little.

  • @olcountry8432
    @olcountry8432 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hows Adam gonna be best budfies with Jimmy Kimmel but shit talks Kevin Smith? Clerks is still the greast movie ever made

    • @KayFabe87
      @KayFabe87 7 месяцев назад

      A little hyperbole there. Clerks is the equivalent of a film school project.

  • @randb4865
    @randb4865 7 месяцев назад

    17:00 The funniest thing Adam has ever said...

    • @CitiZENCAT-ie5dt
      @CitiZENCAT-ie5dt 7 месяцев назад

      "dragging that sack o' shit (Madonna) around..."😂

  • @ESPspiderXIII
    @ESPspiderXIII 7 месяцев назад

    GET. IT. ON.

  • @rmessenger23
    @rmessenger23 7 месяцев назад

    I had heard it was because in focus groups. They couldn't remember the actual name of the show, so everyone said they just loved that 70 show, and that's why it got the name.

  • @col.cottonhill6655
    @col.cottonhill6655 7 месяцев назад +1

    Chad and JT are hilarious good to see them on ACS

  • @lauralei6963
    @lauralei6963 7 месяцев назад

    Madonna should’ve known better, since it’s her show. She deserved it.