HORNE For ENGLAND! Stop Alex Scoring a Goal | Taskmaster

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  • @harmoen
    @harmoen Год назад +2128

    I like that Morgana won not because of her goal-keeping ability, but because she set it up in a way where Alex believed it was just barely possible to score, and made him waste more time

    • @CanadianSpaceBoy
      @CanadianSpaceBoy Год назад +85

      That's soo true, Alex could have scored in less than 5 minutes

    • @berndarndt9924
      @berndarndt9924 9 месяцев назад +108

      Alan also didn't remove the items alex set up, otherwise he would have lasted to the scissors as well.
      In addition to that, after guz moved the ball point, alex only moved it back to it's original place. He could have also placed it directly in front of the line.
      Alex tried to be as fair as possible.

    • @lilwombat
      @lilwombat 4 месяца назад +2

      i feel like theres a greater strategic lesson in that

    • @finnjay6149
      @finnjay6149 3 дня назад

      @@berndarndt9924 I reckon he was just having fun lol.

  • @robertcampbell8070
    @robertcampbell8070 Год назад +1133

    Morgana just calmly removing that fence while Alex is running back kills me every time.

    • @JD86Vintage
      @JD86Vintage Год назад +49

      I like that before that she's just standing to the side cheering him on 😂

    • @taryth.
      @taryth. Год назад +75

      ​@@JD86VintageI think her cheering actually helped her time. She kept encouraging Alex to do a more unlikely bank shot, rather than think of a way to bypass the obstacles like he did with Alan.

    • @mattbriddell9246
      @mattbriddell9246 8 месяцев назад +10

      And then Alex coming back with the scissors and cutting a hole in the net :D

    • @robertcampbell8070
      @robertcampbell8070 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@mattbriddell9246 Haha yep, perfect ending.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 2 месяца назад +1

      @@taryth. I just saw it as condescending taunts. xD

  • @MarkSDD
    @MarkSDD 2 года назад +1620

    My favourite part was seeing Morgana using a fully extentable tape measure like a tiny ruler.

    • @angeladawn805
      @angeladawn805 2 года назад +9

      Yep, those babies will normally extend for 3 metres!!!

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 года назад +18

      Yeah. I get the feeling she's not too bright.

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 2 года назад +45

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 She's quite wily, but clearly not big into DIY

    • @as3609
      @as3609 2 года назад

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 It is somewhat baffling to see people rule out others as 'not bright' if they happen to demonstrate something is out of their wheelhouse.
      See that bloke? Found the 111th element on the table, but he can't change a lightbulb. Absolute spastic he is.

    • @strawberrykicker2
      @strawberrykicker2 2 года назад +3

      Yep I was wondering wtf was going on

  • @aceofarrows
    @aceofarrows Год назад +662

    I love that this task really showcased Alex himself, and his own capacity for dealing with the contestants' bullshit as he sees fit. I had several great laughs watching him sabotage the contestants' countermeasures, though I think the ones that took the cake were moving the spot back himself, and cutting the net.

    • @dollymix5
      @dollymix5 Год назад +39

      alex is the show writer after all.
      its always a pleasure to see him "doing" the task

    • @SenselessUsername
      @SenselessUsername Год назад +22

      Yeah if Guz can move the spot and so can he, he could have put it at 10yards from the goal --- and Guz wouldn't be allowed in goal by the 12yard rule. Stabbing "the ball" & shredding it seems the safest bet? The rules don't seem to allow replacing the ball (although in football, if the ball is damaged it gets replaced I assume, so by that logic Alex might have another ball at hand).

    • @TrillionGrams
      @TrillionGrams 13 дней назад

      Yea this is one of my favorite all time tasks because of it

  • @Familiarityy
    @Familiarityy 2 года назад +4421

    I mean there were no rules about tying Alex up…

    • @bea._.3565
      @bea._.3565 2 года назад +1239

      the rhod gilbert approach, i like it

    • @cosmicsprint
      @cosmicsprint 2 года назад +123

      That's what I was thinking

    • @MaxM172
      @MaxM172 2 года назад +433

      There no rules about breaking alex‘s leg

    • @paulg6671
      @paulg6671 2 года назад +74

      my first thought as well, didn't say anything about stopping Alex to get to the ball...

    • @alb4475
      @alb4475 2 года назад +129

      Or kicking the ball over the fence after Guz saved it lol. Go fetch, Alex.

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 2 года назад +2196

    This is one of my absolute favourite tasks. I always enjoy the tasks where Alex actively gets involved.

    • @nicksinclair1533
      @nicksinclair1533 2 года назад +39

      Sophie Duker making Alex cycle round in circles was hilarious

    • @genghiscan2918
      @genghiscan2918 2 года назад +6

      The taskmaster designed series 13's duck bike task after thinking little Alex Horne looked like too much of a lad here

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад

      ‎E

    • @SoshJam
      @SoshJam 4 месяца назад +1

      Especially when it’s more than just as a prop

  • @Spicyman33
    @Spicyman33 2 года назад +4279

    I love how baffled Victoria is whenever something goes against her world-view. She’s so unabashedly confident in her own logic and reasoning and it immediately collapsed. Amazing contestant… just not score wise.

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 2 года назад +510

      I love it when extremely smart people hit a blind spot. "It never occurred to me that he could do that" is hysterical.

    • @bonnieroggensees6003
      @bonnieroggensees6003 2 года назад +120

      Her brother Giles is a you know well known and famous food critic who has his own shows from time to time. Obviously they came from you know the upper class middle class whatever you want to call it and they were never really play the place where they were not told how great they are and that's great and it's also funny when they're set with a task like riding a bicycle or playing soccer. Something you know they obviously didn't do growing up. Giles was on a show with Sue and they were doing some backyard gardening and he knew absolutely nothing about anything and was terrified of any kind of animal. Very funny

    • @jofi4580
      @jofi4580 2 года назад +107

      Definitely a case of book smarts vs real world common sense

    • @Aviertje
      @Aviertje 2 года назад +18

      And yet Victoria managed to come second in this task. I think that is the best part of this task. One person gets the task and gets Horned, and the other doesn't get the task and gets Horned slightly slower. xD

    • @SensationalBanana
      @SensationalBanana 2 года назад +17

      Also how she opts for just standing going "Noo... No, NO NOOO!" instead of chasing the slow-moving ball... LOL!

  • @Mclarenboy100
    @Mclarenboy100 2 года назад +249

    Victoria Coren Mitchell: Professional poker champion, author, and host of one of the trickiest trivia game shows ever. Also doesn't know that a ball can be kicked up into the air.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +1

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  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 Год назад +192

    1:50 Kudos to the editors for that little violin flourish before Alex tries for Desiree. Fans have heard it before, and it makes you think there's going to be a whole montage, then there's just silence, so it's all the funnier. Great touch from someone in the editing room.

    • @TonyTheYouTuba
      @TonyTheYouTuba 5 месяцев назад +4

      Never noticed that, thanks! It does exactly what you describe and it’s indeed genius

  • @pemo2676
    @pemo2676 Год назад +157

    the coy mischief of alex as he walked to the net with a pair of scissors absolutely destroyed me the first time i saw this task

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад

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  • @TomJonty
    @TomJonty 2 года назад +1554

    "I didn't know the ball could go upwards." Victoria was a great contestant in that she was both very smart and came up with some genius ideas but also the sort of person to just not consider all three dimensions in snookering Alex or that she could've moved to stop the slow-moving ball going in once he chipped it.

    • @frankkrunk
      @frankkrunk 2 года назад +107

      So true. As clever as she is, in this situation she needed the counsel of an illiterate 10 year old boy or old geezer in a pub.
      Which makes me think that this is applicable on a higher level too. No "genius" should ever have free rein or absolute power. Every clevertrousers should be forcibly paired with a drunk bloke. Imagine Oppenheimer being stopped half way by his mate Barry: "Oi mate, 'ave you thought this through? You'll become death, the destroyer of worlds, innit?"

    • @peskycritter79
      @peskycritter79 2 года назад +3

      She clearly doesn't watch or participate in sport 😆

    • @MJWhitfield
      @MJWhitfield 2 года назад +10

      I guess she was thinking of snooker, where your not allowed to do that.

    • @peskycritter79
      @peskycritter79 2 года назад

      @@MJWhitfield Ohhhhh

    • @heynyquildriver
      @heynyquildriver 2 года назад +9

      It’s like she’s so so so smart at what she knows but when she doesn’t know something she just absolutely short-circuits. I get it.

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite 2 года назад +1146

    1. Little Alex Horne is quite the soccer stud.
    2. He also has mad sock game (09:22).
    3. You know Rhod Gilbert would've simply tied him up to stop him from attempting to score. 😆

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 2 года назад +4

      Yeah or chained a brick to his leg or something

    • @KenRobert
      @KenRobert 2 года назад +43

      And depantsed him.

    • @ryanquek5841
      @ryanquek5841 2 года назад +16

      Someone would have probably done that, but it was filmed in 2021 with COVID protocols so I guess they couldn't. That said, I could totally see Guz tying Alex up

    • @WizoIstGott
      @WizoIstGott 2 года назад +8

      @@KenRobert And depantsed himself

    • @anrecedinghairline6150
      @anrecedinghairline6150 Год назад

      Watching these taskmaster challenges, I find myself thinking of ways to bend the rules.
      No one said you couldnt move the spots the ball was on. I'd just move it further away?

  • @squttnbear
    @squttnbear 2 года назад +372

    This task made Alex feel the most athletic he has felt in years.

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 2 года назад +14

      you can tell he really likes football in tasks like these

  • @JonasHamill
    @JonasHamill 2 года назад +360

    Alan just casually rolling over a piano like a cartoon character was one to me one of the funniest moments I've seen on the show

  • @ToxicKlay
    @ToxicKlay 2 года назад +1069

    "You moved the spot....so I'm gonna move the spot."
    "Huh!?? You can do that?"
    "....You did it."
    fuckin dying over here. alex's face whilst saying it is killing me. props to Guz for standing in the net and taking a proper shot too

    • @An_Oni_Moose_
      @An_Oni_Moose_ Год назад +52

      I know its all about Comedy, but I would've found it hilarious if Guz had called an Uber and taken the spot away.

    • @bmanning4999
      @bmanning4999 Год назад +13

      I was totally hoping Alex would put the spot right next to the goal line

    • @frasierfreak92
      @frasierfreak92 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@bmanning4999well Alex can’t do that because it has to be from 12 yards. But Guz had the right idea to move it so he had to find it in the first place!

    • @bmanning4999
      @bmanning4999 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@frasierfreak92 No it says the contestant must be 12 yards from the ball. Nothing about the geometry of the spot and the goal.

  • @RickeGnool
    @RickeGnool 2 года назад +678

    Alex seemed so excited about this Task, like it was a dream come true.

    • @cosmicreciever
      @cosmicreciever 2 года назад +9

      He's a big football fan so

    • @GustafXI
      @GustafXI 2 года назад +16

      he just wanna play futbol with a friend

    • @leeuwengames315
      @leeuwengames315 2 года назад +1

      he wrote the tasks so maby it was

    • @martijn3015
      @martijn3015 2 года назад +7

      He just wanted to wear the jersey with his name on it...

    • @AnnDVine
      @AnnDVine Год назад +14

      Alex and Alan were just having a nice time! It was very sweet.

  • @madensmith7014
    @madensmith7014 2 года назад +116

    Alex being a contestant in this challenge and trying out all the wacky logic they tend to use is hilarious

  • @Wanderinghippi
    @Wanderinghippi 2 года назад +437

    I thought for sure someone was gunna deflate the ball

    • @Qri0
      @Qri0 2 года назад +47

      Yup, and then spend the rest of time pinning the ball to the ground with nails

    • @JKSSubstandard
      @JKSSubstandard 2 года назад +35

      My first two ideas were to deflate the ball and to put the ball and spot inside a passing car

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 2 года назад +23

      Wrap the ball and spot in cling film and chuck it in the Thames, only a 3 minute walk.

    • @patpat8727
      @patpat8727 2 года назад +13

      yall do realize the task doesn't say anything about using that particular ball

    • @here_be_dragons9184
      @here_be_dragons9184 2 года назад +3

      That was my second idea after move the spot, tape it to the ball, call a cab and send it away. That or throw it into the river.

  • @ZorroDk
    @ZorroDk 2 года назад +178

    They had 15 minutes to move the spot/ball... If they took it and just travelled in one direction the whole time, then logically it would also take Alex 15 minutes to get to the spot/ball and 15 minutes to carry it back to the goal... Just take the ball/spot as far away as possible :D
    (NB: I thought of that afterwards - Had I been in the situation, then I would surely not have thought of it)

    • @TheKYLEdavid
      @TheKYLEdavid 2 года назад +37

      Or just spend the 15 minutes driving Alex as far as you can, and then make him walk back to the house

    • @casplant
      @casplant 2 года назад

      Good one, and love you hounesty!

    • @voodoominerman
      @voodoominerman 2 года назад +5

      This my exact thought as soon as they read out the task. Pick up the spot & ball, then leg it for 15 minutes across town.

    • @RossShajahan
      @RossShajahan 2 года назад

      My first thought was to just take a knife to the ball and make it impossible to kick

    • @Moleoflands
      @Moleoflands 2 года назад +3

      ​@@voodoominerman They had to be 12 yards away when the time ran out. Risky if they were running and Alex could follow them

  • @VaguelyAmused
    @VaguelyAmused 2 года назад +82

    To be fair to Desiree, she did stop Alex scoring a goal - by scoring it herself!

  • @creepingcharly
    @creepingcharly 2 года назад +91

    This was a good one! I enjoyed how Alex actively countered their plans

  • @experiencemaster1743
    @experiencemaster1743 2 года назад +65

    Nice that alex was nice enoughto put the ball back exactly where guz took it from so he could stilldefend the goal, nothing would've stopped him from putting it right in front of the goal to stop guz due to the 10ft rule

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 8 месяцев назад +1

      Gotta give the contestants a fighting chance.

  • @Spanken
    @Spanken 2 года назад +21

    I love how quick alex thinks of ways just to undo what they did. Real winner of the clip for sure

  • @jjkunzler
    @jjkunzler 2 года назад +56

    I like to think the name and number have always been under that blazer just waiting for the right time

    • @TheKYLEdavid
      @TheKYLEdavid 2 года назад +2

      And that he knew from Day 1 that they’d eventually do a task like this in the 12th series

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 2 года назад +87

    "I'm hoping that it's just a pretend football full of sweets" it's not often Victoria says what I'm thinking, but she got it there

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 2 года назад +77

    Alex never ceases to surprise how fit and sporty he is!

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 2 года назад +1

      I think he's either an avid local soccer player, or took lessons for this one

    • @Skellevision32
      @Skellevision32 2 года назад +8

      @@Ocker3 Everyone enjoys a kick around in the UK. Alex will have been playing it with mates most of his life

  • @TheBlackDemon1996
    @TheBlackDemon1996 2 года назад +248

    As someone who doesn't like football, I loved this task. Especially when Alex used Guz's logic against him.

    • @thebeardedjohn
      @thebeardedjohn 2 года назад

      Someone who doesn't like football? You mean a woman?

    • @TheBlackDemon1996
      @TheBlackDemon1996 2 года назад

      @@thebeardedjohn ...Wow, sexist much?

    • @litete2512
      @litete2512 2 года назад +2

      How?
      During the world cup did you just go to work like a regular person?

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 2 года назад +5

      a juicy way to reverse the logic would've been to place the spot directly in front of the goalpost, so he couldn't even defend it

    • @TheBlackDemon1996
      @TheBlackDemon1996 2 года назад +1

      @@litete2512 No, I just watched anything else.

  • @andrebenites9919
    @andrebenites9919 2 года назад +24

    7:45
    Alex could have put it next to the goal, but he has sportmanship.

  • @meganrobinson9867
    @meganrobinson9867 2 года назад +58

    I think this task is the closest we get to seeing Alex do a task

    • @robertluong3024
      @robertluong3024 6 месяцев назад +1

      He had to find the aubergines before.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 года назад +13

    1:59 Alex Horne's little victory pose got me

  • @eddieboyky
    @eddieboyky 2 года назад +30

    So much fun to watch Alex come up with work arounds for the obstacles

  • @jimwall2291
    @jimwall2291 2 года назад +98

    I'm kind of surprised no one deflated the ball.

    • @mastereon895
      @mastereon895 2 года назад +7

      That was my first thought, just get a chefs knife and go to town

    • @jonnaughton
      @jonnaughton Год назад

      @@mastereon895 Yep. Mine too.

    • @publicenemy1405
      @publicenemy1405 Год назад +2

      That's what I thought as soon as I saw the ball lmao. Just stick it

    • @OkRennie11
      @OkRennie11 Год назад +3

      Step 1. Deflate the ball.
      Step 2. Toss it on top of the cottage.
      Step 3. Disassemble the goal.
      Step 4. Enjoy a cup of tea whilst you sit atop the unassembled goal.

    • @TheMisterBerry
      @TheMisterBerry 4 месяца назад

      My idea was, deflate the ball, pick it up and the spot, take a cab/drive as far as possible within the remaining time, then get out, set the spot down and get the yards distance away from the spot. Lol

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 Год назад +16

    You know, if this had happened in a different series, one with slightly more deranged contestants, Alex would probably have found himself either tied up or abducted from the area.

  • @MikeCanDoIt
    @MikeCanDoIt 2 года назад +18

    This is the most cheeky has ever been. Alex Vs The Contestants must need to happen more.

  • @ultrademigod
    @ultrademigod 2 года назад +43

    I'm amazed me that none of them thought to tamper with the ball.
    Good luck trying scoring with a punctured and deflated ball.

    • @goliath_red1102
      @goliath_red1102 2 года назад +3

      There’s probably another one in the shed

    • @cerberus276gaming6
      @cerberus276gaming6 Год назад +7

      Would have been comical if someone had switched the football for a bowling ball

    • @malcolmdarke5299
      @malcolmdarke5299 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@goliath_red1102 By the strict wording of the task, the ball that's on the spot is the ball that's supposed to be used for the task. Bringing out some other ball would arguably be against the spirit of the task, although I admit that with Taskmaster, the idea that the spirit of the task holds much weight is dubious at best.

    • @spartan8705
      @spartan8705 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@malcolmdarke5299 By the precedent set by Richard Osman, it means the ball that was on the spot
      So putting a new ball on the top of the spot wouldn’t matter, because it referred to the original ball

  • @arkane1732
    @arkane1732 2 года назад +87

    Mildly annoyed that no-one realised they could simply grab the ball after Alex's first attempt

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 8 месяцев назад

      He’d just grab another ball from the shed.

  • @MpanzuSolos
    @MpanzuSolos 2 года назад +79

    Davies the new England keeper

    • @swedishmeatball4382
      @swedishmeatball4382 2 года назад +14

      As long as he can bring his pal the plastic cow to assist him with the goal keeping. It was excellent team work

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 2 года назад +1

      He was legitimately the best player out of the bunch.

  • @andrewm.7389
    @andrewm.7389 2 года назад +21

    The slow-mo of Alex kicking the ball against Morgana is far too athletic and impressive for the Taskmaster's assistant ;)

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal Год назад +7

    8:49 slow-mo mugged-off Victoria is everything 😂😂😂😂

  • @B3ntheboy
    @B3ntheboy 2 года назад +24

    1:05 “that dreary game” 😂

  • @Fortunateson69
    @Fortunateson69 2 года назад +31

    I enjoy the fact that Morgana used de fence to de fend the goal

  • @dogbone10
    @dogbone10 2 года назад +16

    This one is a blast! Just a bunch of cartoony shenanigans back and forth, amazing. When Alex started cutting the net I lost it

  • @insertsarcasm
    @insertsarcasm 2 года назад +8

    Surprising no one went for the Rhod Gilbert approach of just tying Alex up

  • @connor1586
    @connor1586 2 года назад +38

    1:14 Find someone who laughs at your jokes the same way Desiree laughs at Alex's jokes

  • @Kai_XOF
    @Kai_XOF 2 года назад +123

    Alan Davies will always be a legend.

  • @freethis222
    @freethis222 2 года назад +5

    "It's a lovely football, I'm not good at any of this stuff!" while walking with a swagger that says "Just bring it, Alex!" That is top class!

  • @zyill
    @zyill 2 года назад +6

    I'm surprised nobody bribed a production team member to just drive the ball on its spot in a box as far away from the house as possible and not come back for like an hour.

  • @paulg6671
    @paulg6671 2 года назад +36

    i just had a thought, what if you just made Alex think he scored a goal, then he would just stop thinking the task was over

    • @FishReallySucks
      @FishReallySucks 2 года назад +5

      I appreciate the thought but this seems kind of meaningless without further elaboration

    • @TheKYLEdavid
      @TheKYLEdavid 2 года назад +9

      Interesting idea, but I question how you’d actually be able to do this when Alex was not very far from the goal and the goal is see-through

    • @paulg6671
      @paulg6671 2 года назад +3

      @@TheKYLEdavid you would cover his field of view, but let a way for the ball to get through, make it seem like a mistake, after he shots, take the ball throw an identical ball in the goal, hide his ball, act like he scored

    • @TheKYLEdavid
      @TheKYLEdavid 2 года назад +1

      @@paulg6671 ok, how would you do that?

    • @paulg6671
      @paulg6671 2 года назад +1

      If Alex was there just tell him to go inside and not look until the time comes, ask of the other stuff a similar ball, most certainly they would have one, go and search for things like cardboard boxes and make a wall in like 3-5 m in front of the goal, put the side that closes from the box on the lower part of the wall so it would seem like you just didn't think it through, most probably Alex would take the bait and shoot through there for an easy goal then just hide the second ball close to the goal. When he shoots he won't see if he got it in or not, you just catch the ball knowing where it will come from, and put the second ball in the goal, then hide Alex's ball, you should have time while he would go around the wall and if you act like it went in, he won't hurry to come and see probably

  • @nincompoodle2369
    @nincompoodle2369 2 года назад +6

    Alex telling me to subscribe at the end sounded more like a threat after seeing him bust that door in

  • @sigurdjensen195
    @sigurdjensen195 2 года назад +14

    I was very surprised none of the contestants nailed the ball to the spot

  • @yooniebrow.
    @yooniebrow. 2 года назад +8

    Alan wearing a Simpsons “dignity” sweater while doing this task makes it even better 😂

    • @genghiscan2918
      @genghiscan2918 2 года назад

      Even the cat recognizes it before LuAnn

  • @lilystone9621
    @lilystone9621 Год назад +2

    Love me some Horne in action scoring in multiple elaborate and unstoppable ways.

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 2 года назад +48

    It's not shown but should be said,
    Victoria did pay up

    • @angeladawn805
      @angeladawn805 2 года назад +2

      ❤️

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 года назад +2

      Good for her! I was under the impression she hadn't since they didn't mention it, so thanks for telling us.

    • @marktwain7401
      @marktwain7401 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, and then Greg confiscated it 😆

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 2 года назад +17

    turns out, alex is really good at this!

  • @grandexandi
    @grandexandi 2 года назад +12

    I can't believe no one tied Alex up and deflated the ball, those were my first ideas...

  • @kahvipaputyyppi
    @kahvipaputyyppi 8 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest shit was how Alan used the most ridicculous objects as barrier. A giant cow statue, bath tub, a piano? 😂

  • @korbsen
    @korbsen 2 года назад +7

    I'm surprised nobody just sliced up the ball in little parts and placed them back on the spot

  • @LimeonCandy
    @LimeonCandy 5 месяцев назад +2

    I argue Alex still technically hasn't scored Desiree's goal because she kicked it in herself when he tried to score thus technically making Desiree the one who made the goal not Alex.

  • @lillianjanky9211
    @lillianjanky9211 2 года назад +5

    Just caught Alan saying he could make a coffee table out of the wagon wheel 😂 iykyk

  • @JzanderN
    @JzanderN 2 года назад +16

    I still wonder if Victoria gave Alex his promised £100.

    • @thedeli4069
      @thedeli4069 2 года назад +12

      Yes she did! you can find the outtake by searching "Victoria pays up"

    • @JzanderN
      @JzanderN 2 года назад +1

      @@thedeli4069 Thank you! Calling Alex a stripper isn't the most inaccurate description I've heard of him.

    • @TheKYLEdavid
      @TheKYLEdavid 2 года назад

      @@JzanderN Noe Fielding has entered the chat

  • @CoconutJewce
    @CoconutJewce 10 месяцев назад +2

    My first thought was to take the ball + spot and distance myself as far as possible in those 15 minutes. Hide somewhere and hope that TV magic doesn't give me away. lol

  • @justjohnisfine2924
    @justjohnisfine2924 14 дней назад

    Couple ideas I think would have been funny to see
    1. Stabbing the ball
    2. Hiding the spot
    3. Grabbing the ball after Alex kicks it and either running away or kicking it over the fence

  • @GeorgeSmith2885
    @GeorgeSmith2885 Год назад +1

    Imagine taping the spot to the ball and then throwing it in the river. We would still be waiting for that goal to be scored.

  • @NoThisIsAxolotrick
    @NoThisIsAxolotrick 4 месяца назад

    I like how happy alex gets after scoring sometimes, that victory pose is unmatched😊

  • @apocrypha5363
    @apocrypha5363 8 месяцев назад +1

    8:35 "And Beckham sees Sullivan off his line!!!!"

  • @KathleenFeliciano
    @KathleenFeliciano 2 года назад +2

    I refuse to believe that I was the only one to think of tying Alex down and locking him away somewhere w/no windows

  • @thegoosbiertje5804
    @thegoosbiertje5804 2 года назад +4

    Why nobody picked up the ball after the first shot and kicked it out of the stadium is a surprise to me.

  • @samanthawoods8000
    @samanthawoods8000 Месяц назад +1

    Pop the ball! The task says that the ball must be on its spot ... but you're not prevented from altering the ball.

  • @maxwebber4586
    @maxwebber4586 2 года назад +6

    Alex should've taken the second penalty for England 😂

  • @bluejadeblue
    @bluejadeblue 2 года назад +3

    one of my favorite tasks,,, love to see alex get involved like this

  • @DoYouLikePantz
    @DoYouLikePantz 2 года назад +2

    Finding taskmaster was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Cheers from Canada!

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 года назад +2

    Hand the ball and spot to a stranger driving down the street. You win.

  • @JKSSubstandard
    @JKSSubstandard 10 месяцев назад +1

    My first 2 thoughts are 1) use a ladder to put the ball on the back side of the roof and pull the ladder up after me. 2) go put the ball in the back of a passing car. He can score it when he tracks down that random motorist

  • @rosieosho
    @rosieosho 9 месяцев назад +2

    save alex's first shot, then drop kick the ball as far as you can

  • @JoostMehrtens
    @JoostMehrtens 9 месяцев назад +3

    I was wondering why nobody stabbed the ball with a knife?
    And when Alex put back the red dot, why did he put it 12 yards away from the goal?

  • @Taolan8472
    @Taolan8472 2 года назад

    5:15
    Getting some hugh dennis vibes from Alex there.
    "Scissors, please."

  • @spikemurphy5054
    @spikemurphy5054 4 месяца назад

    I love how confused victoria is sometimes. I also just loved her ‘I hope it’s a fake football with sweets in.

  • @youremakingprogress144
    @youremakingprogress144 5 месяцев назад

    I had forgotten about this task, and I laughed my head off at it. Alex
    SPOILER
    coming with in the scissors had me doubled over.

  • @FAB1150
    @FAB1150 2 года назад +4

    I think this is my favorite task. I love when Alex has to get actively involved

  • @tezzasbigbuz3933
    @tezzasbigbuz3933 2 года назад +1

    Gus has been a goalie before Instantly bent his knees

  • @luluraheem8487
    @luluraheem8487 2 года назад +2

    I love how this is a task for Alex too

  • @moleahjobe
    @moleahjobe 2 года назад +3

    Surprised nobody just saved the first shot then booted the ball 5 gardens down

  • @flyingturret208thecannon5
    @flyingturret208thecannon5 2 года назад +1

    I loved seeing the door battered down by Alex. Absolutely scary!

  • @degrassi420
    @degrassi420 2 года назад +1

    honestly i’m on victoria’s side when alex walked up to the ball i out loud said “no way he chips that in”

  • @unknownday8446
    @unknownday8446 3 месяца назад

    I am shocked no one used that dome thing over the cactus. I was just staring at it the minute the task started.

  • @bluebillbo
    @bluebillbo Год назад

    Alan and Alex looked like a pair of adults reliving their childhood.

  • @Sinsults
    @Sinsults 2 года назад +2

    I think we are all a little Horne for England.

  • @trumpetwomble
    @trumpetwomble 2 года назад

    Deflate the ball. Superglue it to the spot. Put both in the washing machine and put on a 3 hour cycle. Most washing machines you can’t open the door once the cycle starts. He’d either have to wait or take the machine apart. Then try score with a superglued deflated ball. In all that time you could collapse the goalposts and bury them in the garden or put them in a taxi or something.

  • @jonathanstone..
    @jonathanstone.. 2 года назад +1

    Alex had to score a goal to stop the task but he did count an own goal as his

  • @rez-.-
    @rez-.- 5 месяцев назад +1

    This show will never not be funny.

  • @ryanvd7587
    @ryanvd7587 7 месяцев назад

    shocked that nobody just picked up the spots and refused to give them back

  • @prowson1
    @prowson1 2 года назад +1

    You must be 12 yards from the ball when Alex ATTEMPTS to score.
    So after he kicks and they block it or what ever, they could have grabbed the ball and just ran with it. Would have loved to see one of them being chased by Alex and basically start a game of keep away. haha

  • @PEACEOUTPAT
    @PEACEOUTPAT 2 года назад +1

    nothing quite like seeing a halloween episode at christmastime

  • @ahabsbane
    @ahabsbane Год назад

    As an American who must be fluent in American and metric it was so satisfying watching you lot struggle with it!

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 2 года назад +1

    1:26 she needed to pull the clingfilm more taught and it might have worked... 10/10 for idea 1/10 for execution

  • @WazKoOL
    @WazKoOL 2 года назад +3

    You know this task is made for Rhod Gilbert, too bad he's not tasked with this.

  • @i_Soar
    @i_Soar 2 года назад +2

    I feel like if Alex were to become a competitor on Taskmaster, nobody would match him by a long shot

  • @Zaksaladfingers17
    @Zaksaladfingers17 Год назад +1

    Alex is the best at these games haha takes everything in stride and makes it work!

  • @n7nobodycats
    @n7nobodycats 6 месяцев назад

    easiest way would be to take the ball and spike and go over the fence and just walk or run 10+ minutes away then while alex if he decides to go watch the ball, take the fence and its spot and take it across the street or pull it apart and stack it onto the spot into the garage or lock it into the bathroom in the tub. that way while it takes him 10 or so minutes to grab the ball and put it back in the yard. he has to put the fence back together and back in the yard. could even cut up the spot into parts and put different pieces in different rooms while also locked :)

  • @blackvulture7999
    @blackvulture7999 Год назад

    Upward kick was the sexiest abruptness in the Taskmaster history.