I've liked my crush as long as I can remember they are like a brother to me at this point :/ and they said they liked me back but I don't want a Relationship and idk i feel like they'd say the same or if it didn't work out that I'd ruin the relationship we have as friends :(
i know this might be too much info but this summer i had this thing with a french guy and i fell for him. he was so nice to me, the way he would look at me just would make me melt. and he doesn't live where i live so he moved back to France and started his first year of uni, and we kept on talking a bit. then in the middle of October he said that we need to stop talking, he sent that to me in class and right after that class ended i went to the bathroom and just cried. some time has past and i was OK, we talk a little bit now. But today i found out something that just killed me, on his insta story he had a video of him and this girl on his back and then she gets off, she turns him around and kisses him and there i just felt tears rolling down my face. it killed me, but i get it. we live so far apart and he wants to be with someone. The saddest bit is that i can see how happy he is with her, and that she now gets to see that beautiful sparkle in his eyes when he looks into yours. But I'm happy for him, because he's happy. I apologize for this cus ik no one is gonna read this but i just wanted that off my chest
this is probably one of the best versions of this song i’ve ever heard, it’s my favourite songs and i love this so fucking much i can’t decide whether to cry or scream it’s amazing 😁
Lyrics : I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours I wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Let me be your lucky meter And I'll never run out Let me be the portable heater That you'll get cold without I wanna be your setting lotion Hold your hair in deep devotion (I'll be) At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean Now I wanna be yours Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours I wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours I wanna be your vacuum cleaner (Wanna be yours) Breathing in your dust (Wanna be yours) I wanna be your Ford Cortina (Wanna be yours) I will never rust (Wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours)
...this song came on as me and my best friend made out/hooked up in her car with the sun roof down at night while we were both intoxicated. Best thing to ever happen at that moment.
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots babe I just wanna be yours Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours Let me be your 'leccy meter and I'll never run out And let me be the portable heater that you'll get cold without I wanna be your setting lotion (I wanna be) Hold your hair in deep devotion (how deep?) At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean I wanna be yours Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours)
"i wanna be your vacuum cleaner" "i wanna be your setting lotion" if he had that deep of a voice, hed be too powerful.this song and every other one they wrote is everythingggg.
@@ayushijoseph2183 uhhh regardless of a playlist being public, since Artic Monkeys didnt post a slowed version themselves, the only way you'd get it on spotify is with a local file or podcast but the podcast versions are unreliable cause they get deleted most of the time
That is so sweet 💖🥺I have been spending my time away from music into other artistic ventures, but your comment really made me want to upload something again. Thank you so much and have a great day 🥹 I will try to keep more active hahaha
This is probably not even close to the expected comment but this song actually really helps with my OCD. Like somehow this song just evaporates my obsessions most of the time and I actually just overcame (not entirely but mostly) a rly big trigger for me with the help of this edit and akdnskd thank you??? I don't really know how else to phrase it but I love this version lol
alex's vaccum cleaner rn: 👁️👄👁️
HAHAHA
LMAO I
Lmfaoooo
Lol
LMAOO
nobody:
Alex: "I wanna be your vacuum cleaner"
BaHAHAHAHH
IS THAT NOT THE LYRICS- 😀
@@LuLu-iz9gx oh no it is lmao its just really odd
"let me be your leccy metre"
no alex turner i want to be your vacuum cleaner
I JUST WANNA GO SOMEWHERE AND SCREAM THIS SONG
Me too, fuck it lets go
@@st.nimbos can i come
@@ella-nj7ci the more the merrier
Let's gooooo
Let’s go
Imagine if someone wrote a song about you like that
i would ✨die✨
🥵🙈
i mean it’s not really about someone (i could be idk ask alex lmao) it’s a poem by john cooper clarke just messed with with a bit, but yeah same tbh
@@dayri6248 omg how did i not know thisss
one way to kill somebody
I dont think we remember that much what others do for us or how they felt cuz most of us think about what we feel and what we do for others.
*listens first 40 sec* i think im pregnant-
The thoughts that I have been thinking during this song.. UM, I NEED HOLY WATER
40? Took me 14 seconds, and I don't even HAVE a uterus. By the 14 seconds I had already showed this to my boyfriend
@@frostbite6431 BROO KJDNFKJANSDF
I don’t know who you are but like please be my friend 😭✋
@@frostbite6431 LMAOOOOOO
When you taste those mushrooms in your garden. But there more shrooms then mush.
Thanks to you my mom now thinks that I need to go to a mental hospital. Because I laugh so hard after reading your comment😂😂😂
LMAOOO
miss maam-
BWAHAHAHA OH NO
My face went from smug look to a laughing maniac thanks to you 💀
this song is directly to my crush of 4 years
SAMEEEE just *six years 😂
Bruh im crying rn same 😭😭
8 years and I'm still being a idiot **tips glass** to the loser squad!
mines to my crush of 3 n a half years
I've liked my crush as long as I can remember they are like a brother to me at this point :/ and they said they liked me back but I don't want a Relationship and idk i feel like they'd say the same or if it didn't work out that I'd ruin the relationship we have as friends :(
I don't even have an uterus, and this got me pregnant
Hahaha
probably the best comment on here
THEY FELT THEIR BUSSY THROB
congrats keep us updated on the baby 🕺✨
@@mx_lly1399 I've done some check ups, everything's okay and the baby is very healthy! I'll come back in 6 months when the baby's born
God knew if Alex had that deep of a voice hed be too powerful
YES!!!
Now he does lol
Dude that would be too over powered
who is Alex?
@@leamiller6585 lead singer of band. Lol
omg im so high right now and this is just SO good
same
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I feel the vibe
MOOD
BAHAHAHA
I am crying because of how beautiful this is . The song, alex's voice just everything. I love it.
omg right. this song itself is art.
the echo is hot
literally
I WANT THIS TO BE ON SPOTIFY
GOD WANTS THIS TO BE SPOTIFY PUT ITT ONNN
I AGREE WITH GOD ITS HIS WILL
@@willywonkasplaymate1074 as god no.2 i agree also
God wills it, it must be placed
when he turns off the car, pulls you on top of him, and makes you forget how much you hate yourself ❤️
oop-
Didn't know this was wattpad😳
If only he could do that 😔
stooppppp im crying
@@MO-lh2vj then she if you're female ✨😸
pov you’re listening to this making up scenarios with your favourite fictional characters
You DID NOT just call me out
You didn't have to expose me so hard like that...
oh my god
how dare you.
you are very correct though, yes
Summoned? Yeh
everyone : h a r r y p o t t e r
me : ok get it quackity
ME but with Ted Nivison 😌
wait i love alex but what does he have to do with this
honestly no clue he just came to mind when I listened to this song
i love alex so much he’s the kindest most genuine person ever
@@annie.cip04 ohh now i get it bc ppl make edits of alex w this song
i know this might be too much info but this summer i had this thing with a french guy and i fell for him. he was so nice to me, the way he would look at me just would make me melt. and he doesn't live where i live so he moved back to France and started his first year of uni, and we kept on talking a bit. then in the middle of October he said that we need to stop talking, he sent that to me in class and right after that class ended i went to the bathroom and just cried. some time has past and i was OK, we talk a little bit now. But today i found out something that just killed me, on his insta story he had a video of him and this girl on his back and then she gets off, she turns him around and kisses him and there i just felt tears rolling down my face. it killed me, but i get it. we live so far apart and he wants to be with someone. The saddest bit is that i can see how happy he is with her, and that she now gets to see that beautiful sparkle in his eyes when he looks into yours. But I'm happy for him, because he's happy.
I apologize for this cus ik no one is gonna read this but i just wanted that off my chest
Oh damn thats pretty rough :/
Oh i'm sorry :(
this made me cry omg
Bby I’m crying :( this so so sad
Damn I’m sorry
I'm not crying I swear-
You can cry, it's ok
It’s impossible not to cry to this song
@@xD-kf3gl im not crying.. i guess im kinda like uhm.. heartless lol
@@xD-kf3gl I didn't cry lol
this is probably one of the best versions of this song i’ve ever heard, it’s my favourite songs and i love this so fucking much i can’t decide whether to cry or scream it’s amazing 😁
xoxo
Other people: talking about drugs and seggs
Me: I wanna be Cedric Diggory’s vacuum cleaner
Felt 😭 but George weasleys vacuum cleaner
GIRL SAME HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN TWILIGHT TOO
I don't get the Harry Potter thing
girl-
Me but with Fred weasley ✋🏻
everyone talking about drugs and seggs while all i can think about is Hogwarts and how i’ve been trying to shift for the past 3 weeks-
same girl, same
I - same 💀
right i cant stop thinking about anime
@@emilyrobbertson5276 mood
I have already shifted 4-5 times and Draco didn't like me instead Cedric was possessive and now I feel I have crush on Riddle I-
God, my heart cant take this song 😩😩
this song hits diffrent for fandom editors
Lyrics :
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots, babe
I just wanna be yours
Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours
I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Let me be your lucky meter
And I'll never run out
Let me be the portable heater
That you'll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion (I'll be)
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
Now I wanna be yours
Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours
I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner (Wanna be yours)
Breathing in your dust (Wanna be yours)
I wanna be your Ford Cortina (Wanna be yours)
I will never rust (Wanna be yours)
I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours)
I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours)
I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours)
If your listening this beauty for a first time, dont read comments or dont do anything, just enjoy it.
Because “first time” never come again
I can’t listen to music unless I’m doing something else... and it’s the middle of the night soooo yeh
SOMEONE MAKE A 1 HOUR VERSION RIGHT NOW
YES
just loop the video bae hehe
"tuned down, slowed down, fucked up" is the best way to say 'i made this song irresistible'
...this song came on as me and my best friend made out/hooked up in her car with the sun roof down at night while we were both intoxicated. Best thing to ever happen at that moment.
MAN I WISH
What in the wattpad
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours
Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours
Let me be your 'leccy meter and I'll never run out
And let me be the portable heater that you'll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion (I wanna be)
Hold your hair in deep devotion (how deep?)
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
I wanna be yours
Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours
Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours)
I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours)
I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours)
congratulations 🎉 youre the random dude who writes the lyrics in the comments section
jokes on u i already know all the words
@@elifnunalll it's just for me cause im hard of hearing ( not completely deaf ) so it helps me.
@@charlotteoleary332 I'm glad u love that song as much as i do.
@@unknow-m oh ok im sorry if i hurt you i was just kidding
i was vibing to this song the other night. i had my led lights on and this was playing loudly. the vibe was immaculate af
This song puts a feeling in my heart can't explain it
There are no words to describe the way I feel about this-
Dont mind this, its for me or anyone who needs it to repeat. :)
0:55
2:02
Thank You
Sparkin a cig n bumpin this absolute banger. Nothing compares.
god, his voiceeee, sexiest man alive.
eargasm...
"i wanna be your vacuum cleaner"
"i wanna be your setting lotion"
if he had that deep of a voice, hed be too powerful.this song and every other one they wrote is everythingggg.
i listen to this at night while im laying in my bed and playing out scenes with me and my dream boy 🥰 love that for me 💜
Same😔
GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
SAME JSSJSKSKKD
*wait a damn second-*
Wait.....GOD- I-
GOOOOSH WE NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY
The memories to this song
Tilly's Second channel This song brings back a lot of things. Glad it made you feel something!
PaoloReaper oh yes definitely I was making out with a guy to this 😂😂
Sound even more sexy like this hahah xD
dude, i love listening to this. you did really great job with this
You should do an instrumental slowed down too it wpuld be so relaxing and amazing
I'll try!
wow. this is insane.
this is actually ethereal
u mean SURREAL
this song literally sounds like that one moment in a film/show where the two characters pining for each other finally kiss
I don’t even smoke weed, why am I high
I swear being drunk + texting them + listening to this = heaven
i want to listen to this for the first time again
haven’t listened to this song in a solid 2 years so technically it’s my first time again
how do we put this on spotify?
Download it with a youtube to mp3 site and import it as a local file into spotify :)
@@Airam507 or podcast lol
@@ayushijoseph2183 you can't listen to other people's local files so you'll have to add it yourself
@@ayushijoseph2183 uhhh regardless of a playlist being public, since Artic Monkeys didnt post a slowed version themselves, the only way you'd get it on spotify is with a local file or podcast but the podcast versions are unreliable cause they get deleted most of the time
@@ayushijoseph2183 importing a song as a local file still wouldn’t show up on a public playlist
YA’LL BE OUT HERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR CRUSH, EX, DRUGS ETC..ETC
BUT WHY TF ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS ALEX TURNER HIMSELF😭💀
SAME LMAO IVE HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM SINCE JANUARY
this makes me feel like I’m drunk but in a really good way-
THIS WAS THE VERSION IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!! Thank you dear it’s amazing ❤ I like it fucked up, my god the beats in this is impeccable
Glad this is what you were looking for, dear
I JUST WANNA BE YOURS AAAA
i've 🦋🦋🦋🦋 every time i listen this
A SONG CANNOT BE THIS GOOD
when he dumped you on thursday but all you can think about is him while listening 😻
:(((
I'm high
It's like Elvis Presley was singing a depressing song
Those 5 dislikes are from them who are still single. This is sooo good how can someone dislike this?!?!
Absolutely splendid video, well done mate.
Thank you so much!
why every song by Arctic Monkeys always sounds better slowed, LIKE YESS.
CAN SOMEONE BUT THAT ON SPOTIFY OMFG
Ah yes vacuum cleaner yes ✨love it
Alex: I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Alex’s vacuum cleaner: *sweats*
this is everything
THIS IS TO GOOD I NEED A 1 HOUR VERSION
Omg 😲 didn’t know this song could get better. Thank you ❤️🔥
When it's night! And the lights are down low!
And you make the first move,
On Freshly opened Milk!💖
the vibes this song gives me are so incredible i swear
All I can think about is Draco Malfoy 🚶🏼♀️
it's exactly 4 years since uploading this masterpiece, thank you
this is amazing.
ah, i love this so much.
✨a real masterpiece ✨
this sounds rather magical
this hits diffrent when your high TRY IT
Now I gotta get sum 🌳 from my man's 😌✌️
Yes
I love this song sm!!!
I'm very glad !
I love this song and Arctic monkeys but I hate the people who say they like Arctic monkeys and only listen to this song😭😭
This hits different
no one:
me: i wanna be draco malfoys vacuum cleaner
sem bro sem
i just want to say THIS IS SO FCKING GOOD
if alex’s voice was really this deep he would be WAYYYYY too powerful 👁👄👁
this is just too good
this song needs to play at my wedding as I walk down the aisle or I'm not going
The description already said all that needed to be said😌💜
this is just beautiful 😭
when you can actually relate to the lyrics PLUS Alex turners voice = perfection
why does this make me blink slowly. i physically cannot blink normally while just listening to this song slowed down
this is to good to express with words
literally
like can this pls b on radio stations pls
I love this songg.. And your music and your music content.. Please upload more.. 🎉❤
That is so sweet 💖🥺I have been spending my time away from music into other artistic ventures, but your comment really made me want to upload something again. Thank you so much and have a great day 🥹 I will try to keep more active hahaha
This song is sooooooooo addicted...😩🌬️
This gives me the chills and I love it, especially from 2:17 onwards.
this literally gave me goosebumps
Every time I listen to this music I cry, and if someone tells me it's not beautiful, I cry again 😂
I JUST WANNA BE YOUUUURSSS
arctic monkeys ? yes
chase atlantic ? yes
the neighbourhood ? yes
the 1975 ? yes
okay then Marry me Hottie !
this is what heaven feels like
OMG IMAGINE DO I WANNA KNOW LIKE THIS
I want that now
This is probably not even close to the expected comment but this song actually really helps with my OCD. Like somehow this song just evaporates my obsessions most of the time and I actually just overcame (not entirely but mostly) a rly big trigger for me with the help of this edit and akdnskd thank you??? I don't really know how else to phrase it but I love this version lol
ok now im pregnant🤠