LOTTO (YawaSkits, Episode 79)
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- #yawaskits #kalistus #comedy
Kalistus has a revelation that can make him rich.
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Kalistus need some special prayers for deliverance!!!
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
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Moral lesson:
The moment one is about to make it in life, different forms of temptation begins to walk in. God help us! 🙏🏽
God will protect us my dear.
agreed
Swears
God will definitely help us Amen🙏
Very true
That's not comedy. That's life lessons 🤞🏽🤞🏽 thank you YAWA
It's true
The reason why I like king Kali's comedy is that there's a moral lesson to each story he uploads
And Mark angel tv too
and he passes the message creatively, keeping the touch highly interesting.
You are right
He's a good creator
Real talk
I think Kalistus lost it when he allowed pride to set in: he was calling his boss by his name because in "his mind" he has made it.
Humility is key irrespective of what level you are operating in life.
Correct
True words my friend
Don't count your chickens before they are hatched and have humility always. What's so excellent about Kali's clip? No nudity, simple, natural and he walks you through the story with him. Bless you Kali. We are still waiting for the next Trapped🤣🤣🤣
❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾
Trapped is over
@@yawaskits trapped 11 waiting for
"No winning number, no job. It's over"😂😂😂😂
I knew from the very start this is going to end in tears😂😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
God bless khalistus agree anybody watching this video must be blessed this week 👍👍
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@@yawaskits king khali please am also a content creator I make comedy videos
Amen
Amen o
The Moral of the story is: "DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKS BEFORE THEY HATCH" Always Stay Humble
Everything in this life comes as a matter of self sacrifice and many of us are in the image of Kalistus we work so hard to achieve what we want and when the road is clear we give up and go back to where we started from
Who else has been waiting patiently for this
me but i wanted to see trap 11
I dey oo
@@RaphDeComedian goodluck dear
From Tanzania we've been waiting for this... though we're mourning for our beloved Late president John Magufuli.
I’ve been waiting for Queen to come back 👀
Never slam the door on your way out, you might return one day~Kenyan proverb
Wow! I like this 👍🏽❤️
Really on point 👍
Nipe chai…Kenyan proverb
I'm a Ghanaian, I love my Nigeria brothers and sisters. .. they make watching TV soo fun!
I felt like crying when the paper fell off
Kali your a legend
how many of us are here who want the series trapped to be continued.? 😭😭😭😭😭🙏
Only you 🤣😂😂
Only 21
I want it to be continued
I want trap to continue too
He shld continue those he's scam for money just like this is big brother and magic box 🤣, trapped is nonsense
First time king Kali make a video without eating food food😂😂😂😂
abi
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 true
Pride comes before a fall... good moral lesson👏🏽👏🏽
#True
'see you at the top' had me in tears. 😭😭😭
Before you make ur success open make sure you have gotten it at hand.
The first time I ever see Kalistus reject a genuine offer😂
When I get this chance I am writing this on my hand multiple times 😂😂
Swears
@@Dbaebae hi guys
Even on ur lips 💋💋... lol 😂🤣😆
I knew kalistus wouldn't disappoint. He blew this away as usual lol
"Let me go and sleep"...😂😂 The fact that he's still on duty doesn't matter. King Kali, u d bestest 😅
Kkkk no wahala now the guy wants cash😂😂😂😂😂🤣😋😊😊
I was rooting for him somehow to at least win even though I knew things don't always go right for Kali 😅.
I thought he would win but the lady gave the numbers to many others causing the lotto amount to be small.
Same here
he cant become rich cuz yawa skits will be no more....
This game just play on today bet
Who else was expecting Kalistus life to change from the beginning 😂😂😂😂 I was so sad for him just when his life was abt to change
he cant become rich's ...yawa skits will be no more
I was also expecting he's life to change, you read my mind
😂😂😂
Watching from my mother land Ghana 🇬🇭
Whoever does the background instrumentals should be given 2 🍺 cold beers on my bill. Especially at 11:37🤣🤣🤣🤣I died
🤣🤣 noted
That part 🤤🤤
Am I the only one that was hopping he'll make it this time???????
No dull moment for Kali Kali, in fact you deserve an award as the best comedian in Nigeria.
King Kali🤗🤗🤗🤗
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
please can you do me a favor, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, am a comedian too, I know you can please ❤️❤️🙏 it's very simple just touch my profile and you will see where to press SUBSCRIBE plsssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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May God not let us witness edge of breakthrough failure cause damn... I’m crying 😭
Amen
Kalistus is truly the king of comedy “it’s over”😅😂🤣
For the first time this guy didn’t eat, he has made a huge improvement, taming his hunger😂😂😹😹😹😹. Much love
I swear ooh he didn’t eat though but the usual climaxing statement: it’s Over😂!
This is a lesson to everybody, never think you have made it in life so, you'll have to disrespect people. Humility is the key.. The woman took her numbers back
Kali will never disappoint
IT'S OVAH!!! With Love From Brooklyn NY
BX in the building! I know Brooklyn always in the house!
Cali in the house.
Here i am from Kenya Thanks Kalistus for the amazing job you doing
English Exam: Narrate any story that ends with "it's over"
Me: Narrates Kalistus Lifestyle
Pride comes before fall, great lesson
Immediately Kalistus dropped the paper, I held my head 🙆🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️, kalistus why na? Must you always mess up ? You guys are very good, ya contents are very educative . Can’t wait for next week 🇬🇭 ❤️ 🇳🇬
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@@yawaskits Big Fans From India 🇮🇳 🙏 It's Over Sir 😂🤟🔥
Me too. I held my head 😂❤️
It’s over never gets old💪🏽😂
..... How can someone be this unfortunate.....
King Kalli..... U took it to the extreme....
Great comedy skit with too many lessons...
Great job bro..... 👍
I wasn't disappointed... From the beginning, Kali portrayed a good character that shocked me but in the end...just as we expected...how u keep portraying the same character and entertaining us despite knowing the likely end is amusing
Kalistus is not sleeping is praying 🤣🤣🤣 and that his praying eye 😄😄
Am here for you kalistus
I love yawa skit God bless you guys from Lagos State
L’orgueil la chutte
Hope it will not end here? continuation of this episode is highly require 💯🤞.
Good one
Am addicted to yawa skit comedy. It teaches me a lot and causes me to laugh each time am depressed. God bless u all.
😂🤣😂🤣him not even buy the numbers yet and him quit 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I almost give him a slap 👋 when he drops the paper 📄 😂 I forgot I’m watching tv🤣🤣 king K but why 😭🤣🤣
😭😭its village people
Who else noticed there was going to be a problem for Kalistus before ending the skit? Imagine "Do no take money from anybody before going to sleep"😅😅
😃 A perfect illustration of the saying "Pride goes before a fall".
Better luck next time, Kalistus!
Folks, take your time on anything you're doing.
Can't stop laughing!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love from guyana🇬🇾
Very educative. ..keep it up woow
whenever i see that belt and that trouser that we call a "dont touch my shoes" in my country i always start laughing
‘Kali-kali’, this guy you are something else!
The only episode dat had no eating scene
True
I’m watching this video now but I think u need rewatch lol 😂
@@Musagisagara 😂😂😂😂
ip
Because he didn't get money
This is my praying eyes 👀 😂😂😂 This guy is a genius..Kudos!
Kalistus and Yawa crue indeed this is a life lesson to all Yawa funs , not to cut the bridge that once gave you a way .
I am your fan, kalistus. I really, really love your videos. Greatings from Somalia🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴
It’s always a treat when yaws uploads every Friday
I sometimes reserved some funds for subscription to watch yawaskit every Friday... Only channel I never bored being watched.... But he didn't eat through out this one and fasting have not started yet.... He will just plot something meaningful for viewers ... Thumbs up dude!
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
please can you do me a favor, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, am a comedian too, I know you can please ❤️❤️🙏 it's very simple just touch my profile and you will see where to press SUBSCRIBE plsssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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3:00 #Temptations. 😂😂
Kalistus Turning Down Money (and Food)!?
You Will Finally Find Your Destiny This Time Round. 😂
If you a in my shoes you will remove the gate and go sleep😂😂😂king kali
LoL
Who else loves the instrumental at 5:20
I've been waiting and I wish there'll be 2 downloads every week.
Chaiiiii why doesn’t he just wait for the money to rest Ooo before he opens his mouth!!! but I like that he doesn’t wins with these scams and Witchery 😝😝👏🏾👏🏾
Always so entertaining!! Thank you so much I love your skits 🤩🤩🤩
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Just love ❤️ this RUclips channel
Kalistus if I were you I would have just gone home immediately that old woman spoke to me.resign straight to avoid village people
absolutely on point. you just hit the nail on the head.
@Randy Osad
Lol
moral of the story: dont get cocky and keep your winning number in a secure place like your wallet or in your socks deep in your socks
Copy head is better than copy write my sister 😂🤣
@@cherubmiraclenatt3124 lol
King Kali never fails to deliver...
I've been following this series all the way from 2014
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As swear, and it's paining me for kalistus, I was like already shouting when he was talking anyhow to his boss, I knew something would happen. Sorry ehn.
I trust you, you'll see another job before next week😅😅
Searching for a new Job right now.❤️
😂😂😂
Next time, abeg no do mouth again when any opportunity show face for kalistus to be rich, abeg, make the guy sef see money buy Benz one day. 😅😅😅
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When can I have my winning number in dream
Really yawa skits Friday is your day .... Kalistus and the whole team...... You all are just fabulous!!!! Lov 4rm India..
One thing with Kalistus is we don’t know when he is going to be rich. Because he got all the opportunities but yet he is Poor 😂😂😂
Kalistus the king of moral lesson. Thanks man
E be like sey dem Dey do kalistus for him village 😂😂😂😂
I believe
They offered him money (even dollars), he didn't collect, for him mind he don pass village people! He no know say dem dey front dey wait for am 😁😁😁
Seriously. Calistus village people are at work. strong witches is troubling him. .
Okay, now I'm weeping on his behalf 😭😭😭
I knew it wouldn't just end well...🤣🤣
It's over from the moment I saw the number fall down 😂😂😂
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
please can you do me a favor, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, am a comedian too, I know you can please ❤️❤️🙏 it's very simple just touch my profile and you will see where to press SUBSCRIBE plsssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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This one that kali is having legit job nowadays ehn...
I hope all is well oo😏
Here in Kenya 🇰🇪 we love King Kali apart from comedy We get to learn more How to handle Life and how to overcome some life challenges
We are many
@@karrenchemutai3497 karbu chemuu
Sometimes one gets tired of seeing Kali's misfortunes and bad karma. Anyway, good job guys.
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
please can you do me a favor, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, am a comedian too, I know you can please ❤️❤️🙏 it's very simple just touch my profile and you will see where to press SUBSCRIBE plsssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Kali: Peace out✌🏻 🤣🤣🤣
Moral of the story is, Don't count your chickens until they are hatched. A lot fall for this.
This must be Philo playing as the Old granny , she looks different difficult to identify chai😒
STAY HUMBLE, IT WILL BE EASIER TO GET UP WHEN YOU STUMBLE. Another funny video, love when Kali say " it's over..!" dwwwllll!!
Kali didn't eat in this one ooo na wa o!
you telling me she cant play the lotto herself. it looks like she needs it more
Thought I will be the first here, I swear some people sleep on this page.
😂😂😂
😂
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"These are my praying eyes, sir! " Kalistus
Kalistus won pride instead of wealthy..😅😅😅💯lesson
I LOVE UR VIDEOS!
No sooner had I entered my bed when the notification bell rang
😂😂😂
I always enjoy like its the first time. I don't get bored watching King Kali. Can't wait for a week. so repetitive is necessary 😂😂😂.
i hope tht yawa skits could post every 9 times a week tht will be great
first i love yawa skits they are the best
As you watch, please remember to pray for the unknown gunmen and #ESN
First video i have seen kali is not eating food...lol
I really appreciate you kalistus and boma for your good work