Wish I Had a Portal Gun

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @blehpp7192
    @blehpp7192 5 лет назад +1690

    I woke up in a cold sweat with the sudden urge to listen to this song for the first time in 8 years and idk how Im supposed to feel...
    Edit: 4 more years and all the likes and comments from others with the same experience keep bringing me back, thanks gang

  • @TheGamingTurret
    @TheGamingTurret 9 лет назад +3850

    I like how many people forget about the long fall boots ....
    seriously they're the only reason you can do even HALF of what you do in the game!

    • @TheGamingTurret
      @TheGamingTurret 9 лет назад +69

      ***** What official source says this? I think even with advanced Knee implants, you still wouldn't be able to withstand impact. Maybe from short jumps, but you can forget any sort of flinging you do in the games unless you want to break every bone on impact. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out, maintaining the exact same speed (thus the same impact force) period.

    • @chase9842
      @chase9842 9 лет назад +83

      +TheGamingTurret 'What official source says?' The game does, doesn't it?

    • @TheGamingTurret
      @TheGamingTurret 9 лет назад +61

      Chase Allen yup, pretty much
      Glados: I see by now you understand that an objects inertia while traveling in portals is affected by gravity, or rather not affected by gravity. In other words, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
      I think that's the exact quote but I'm not positive, it's been a while since I've played the first game.

    • @nikolasmicheals8030
      @nikolasmicheals8030 9 лет назад +56

      In portal 2, you can see a little video about the Long Fall Boots.

    • @chase9842
      @chase9842 9 лет назад +4

      Nikolas Micheals In Portal (1) they're knee implants. Correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @SpitFyre37
    @SpitFyre37 7 лет назад +542

    TO ALL THE "PORTALS ONLY WORK ON MOON ROCK" COMMENTS: Portals work on anything with Asbestos in it. According to Portal 2, Cave Johnson, the walls in the Testing Chambers were originally made out of Asbestos. ("if you feel a shortness of breath, that's not part of the test. that's asbestos.") the only reason the surfaces are white are to show the player what to do.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 6 лет назад +38

      He's talking about the Enrichment Spheres themselves, I believe. Also, not much is made with asbestos anymore.

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 года назад +7

      Also moon rock is the only thing they work with and is the reason portal guns even exist

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 года назад +1

      Just go to the every cave Johnson line video

    • @smaradav_
      @smaradav_ 4 года назад +48

      @@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 They were using portals way before they found put about the moon rocks' conductivity.
      Moon rock is a great conductor for portals, but not the only one.

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 года назад +2

      Judging from the lines what you are saying may be right but the portals made by moon rocks may have different properties.

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 8 лет назад +302

    I just realized... this is _so_ Lonely Island.

  • @Mister_Kevin
    @Mister_Kevin 2 года назад +46

    11 years later and this song is still buried in my head 🤘.

  • @Ursarctos2
    @Ursarctos2 10 лет назад +335

    I love how everyone is saying they want the gun, but people never think about the long fall boots. Try doing the crazy stuff you're talking about without those xD

    • @Jgpgames
      @Jgpgames 10 лет назад +12

      Also you can't shoot the portals with out the moon rock walls or conversion gel

    • @Ursarctos2
      @Ursarctos2 10 лет назад +45

      you can, actually. Cave said moon dust is a great portal conductor when he was already an old man. but yet he was testing with portals when he was like 20 years younger. he never even had moon rocks at that point. so moon rock dust is a great conductor, but it's definitely not the only one.

    • @Jgpgames
      @Jgpgames 10 лет назад +9

      Ah, didn't relies that meaning you can probably shoot portals on all kinds of stuff, but I guess not as good or something...I don't know

    • @nicgraylin7693
      @nicgraylin7693 4 года назад +1

      Thats not true, you thought about long fall boots, so thats basiclly a false statement

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG Год назад +2

      @@Jgpgames I mean, you could steal dark cave's aperture handheld portal device, baby can fire portals anywhere

  • @efthimisgoysios782
    @efthimisgoysios782 8 лет назад +679

    1:58
    The best way to use the portal gun.

  • @capnknuckles5107
    @capnknuckles5107 8 лет назад +318

    At first I thought it was life noggin

  • @Divergent-ym3py
    @Divergent-ym3py 9 лет назад +183

    This song sounds like a mix between, your favorite Martian (the singer) the lonely island (suck my own dick and similar style as "like a boss") and the warp zone (cheesy nerdiness in their music videos that never fails to brings a smile to your face... Even the end sound effect with the coin.)

    • @MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest
      @MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest 9 лет назад +2

      It sound like a Lonely Island beat.

    • @Hulan92
      @Hulan92 9 лет назад +4

      The guy who says "Wish I had a portal gun" sounds like Dee Jay and the main singer sounds similar to Puff

    • @flawlesspiner1674
      @flawlesspiner1674 9 лет назад

      +Whovian1899 the sound effect at the end went along with Dorkly, another gaming group that has a RUclips channel

    • @bigslorpin
      @bigslorpin 9 лет назад +3

      So, a cross between Ray William Johnson, and Andy Samberg? That's exactly what I was thinking.

    • @unknownanonymous2651
      @unknownanonymous2651 8 лет назад

      +FlawlessPiner They are a part of CollegeHumor.

  • @xanderpizza2759
    @xanderpizza2759 8 лет назад +683

    They should totally make a game which is portal and mirrors edge mixed together

    • @GameZone-ew9hh
      @GameZone-ew9hh 8 лет назад +20

      +Xander Pizza Best idea in the history of gaming!

    • @naomim4228
      @naomim4228 8 лет назад +8

      needs to happen

    • @jmerridew124
      @jmerridew124 8 лет назад +9

      Too bad the new one isn't selling any copies. I hope they reboot [PROTOTYPE] next.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 лет назад +4

      Oh... My... God... YES!!!!

    • @legostarwarsrulez
      @legostarwarsrulez 8 лет назад +7

      Wait for mods of catalyst. Hopefully someone mods it into the game on PC

  • @martluca_
    @martluca_ 9 лет назад +898

    Would you rather,
    Be a mute with a portal gun,
    Or have a voice but no portal gun?

    • @patrikbede8950
      @patrikbede8950 9 лет назад +81

      +Martin De Vries MUTE

    • @patrikbede8950
      @patrikbede8950 9 лет назад +60

      +Patrik Bede we have androids to speak

    • @patrikbede8950
      @patrikbede8950 9 лет назад +6

      +Patrik Bede haha

    • @CoonstrPlaysMC
      @CoonstrPlaysMC 9 лет назад +35

      Sense portal guns only work on moon dust walls it wont even work so no portal gun

    • @episvde
      @episvde 9 лет назад +30

      I don't care if I'm mute, I'll just write words on a piece of paper or learn sign language.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Год назад +6

    Thought of this vid today 😳 didn’t realize it had been so long

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 3 года назад +18

    The lyrics to this song appeared in my head after 9 years and I had to listen to it again. Happy it’s still here

  • @oreboy6439
    @oreboy6439 8 лет назад +130

    I hate to admit it, but the last verse is exactly what I would do.

    • @bensedgwick1156
      @bensedgwick1156 2 года назад +3

      Og

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 Год назад +15

      I've always wished that I could change my pants like that.

    • @veronicawilliamson4526
      @veronicawilliamson4526 Год назад +2

      @@timetraveler7same :(

    • @mysocalledknife07
      @mysocalledknife07 9 месяцев назад

      Dante: "I tried once, I couldn't reach"
      Randal: "Couldn't reach what? Your dick?"
      Dante: "You said every guy tries it"
      Randal: "Not me! Fucking pervert... tried sucking his own dick"
      😆😆😆

  • @Ninjamaster227-
    @Ninjamaster227- 11 лет назад +97

    Me+Portal Gun+Full Bank Vault= Happiness $$$

    • @Mortyee
      @Mortyee 11 лет назад +22

      And how do you shoot a portal into the bank vault?

    • @Ninjamaster227-
      @Ninjamaster227- 11 лет назад

      back alley behind the bank

    • @Riku2099
      @Riku2099 11 лет назад +9

      Swordsmaster227 but how do you get the other one into the vault?

    • @Ninjamaster227-
      @Ninjamaster227- 11 лет назад +34

      Obviously I get a job at the bank 1 to 2 months before on the night shift. Man and I thought I was a nitpicker XD

    • @blake123438
      @blake123438 10 лет назад +24

      ***** Who are you correcting?

  • @kylestanley1128
    @kylestanley1128 8 лет назад +144

    Oh shit. This was 5 years ago

    • @robin_nau
      @robin_nau 8 лет назад

      Kyle Stanley I thought the exact same thing😂😂

    • @rixfx_
      @rixfx_ 8 лет назад

      Gonna be 6 soon.

    • @mariokpc7775
      @mariokpc7775 7 лет назад +1

      actually 7 years. ;_;

    • @TastyyOnion
      @TastyyOnion 6 лет назад

      Holy shit almost 7 years now

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 6 лет назад +2

      Orion Williams YO 2018! 😂🙌🙌🙌

  • @thedarkfluttershy
    @thedarkfluttershy 9 лет назад +828

    I can't be the only one who wants Google to make a portal gun right ?

    • @tonyjones7596
      @tonyjones7596 9 лет назад +5

      You sound like a sweaty nerd

    • @thedarkfluttershy
      @thedarkfluttershy 9 лет назад

      I applaud your abilities *slowly claps*

    • @andrewreviews6933
      @andrewreviews6933 9 лет назад

      darkflutter -shy Awesome.

    • @julienhouser5045
      @julienhouser5045 9 лет назад +1

      darkflutter -shy I have one.

    • @brocksamson6946
      @brocksamson6946 9 лет назад +1

      darkflutter -shy I cant give you a portal gun but a butterfly knife (The spys starter knife) and I can do tricks with it and even do the spy equip thing (I did cut myself a bit though)

  • @emilylemons8538
    @emilylemons8538 8 лет назад +94

    So many technological advances through the past years... Where's my portal gun?!

    • @Zedigan
      @Zedigan 8 лет назад +2

      I know right? fucking hover boards and flying cars.

    • @CrimsonNightfox
      @CrimsonNightfox 8 лет назад +1

      I'll kick a pissed off inmate in the nuts for a portal gun.

    • @drviper102
      @drviper102 8 лет назад +1

      +Aaron John Hopkins Felix (Crimson Nightfox) yea, have him tied up so he can't move then kick him in the balls, although I'd probably feel it too cuz yea, it hurts, gotta feel sorry for him

  • @theZinator
    @theZinator 2 года назад +12

    I haven’t thought about this video in years, then all of a sudden it pops back in my head for no reason. Nothing prompted it, it just returned to me.

    • @EvieBats2
      @EvieBats2 2 года назад

      I had the exact same thing today

    • @theZinator
      @theZinator 10 месяцев назад

      It happened again.

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley Год назад +6

    Every so often this song unburies itself from my memories and I have to come back to listen to it or my entire day is consumed by the fragments of this song

  • @bbytiia
    @bbytiia 8 лет назад +56

    They played this at my disco.

    • @caaaaaammy_g
      @caaaaaammy_g 8 лет назад +4

      Thatonelittleunicorn x Of course they did.

    • @inluwetrust
      @inluwetrust 3 года назад +1

      As they should

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce Год назад +6

    1:24 this line has been stuck in my head for a decade

  • @chef.boyardee
    @chef.boyardee 9 лет назад +215

    Things I'd wish for: Portal Gun, Gravity Gun, The Triforce, Master Sword, The Sky-Hook (Bioshock, not LoZ) and The TARDIS

    • @Kindrov
      @Kindrov 9 лет назад +7

      Morgen Freeman you're going to have a sad day with that sky-hook if you don't find some sky-rails.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 9 лет назад +2

      Morgen Freeman ada's grappling hook gun

    • @chef.boyardee
      @chef.boyardee 9 лет назад +5

      ***** Oh no, Kindrov. I'd probably be smashing cop's faces in. *FUCK THE POLICE plays*

    • @Kindrov
      @Kindrov 9 лет назад

      That's better.

    • @rocksteel9238
      @rocksteel9238 9 лет назад

      ***** The solution to the no Sky-rails thing is simple just also get Elizebeth as a companion and have hare conjure up sky-rails for ya

  • @lordthanatos3564
    @lordthanatos3564 8 лет назад +2114

    Except, you can only shoot portals on white portal spaces

    • @walthernufio2068
      @walthernufio2068 8 лет назад +251

      just go to Congress meeting or any colleges always full of white people. maybe they'd be a good surface

    • @TinyGiraffes
      @TinyGiraffes 8 лет назад +144

      nope they just work better on moon dust surfaces

    • @7tales357
      @7tales357 8 лет назад +63

      oh thank god
      so don't have to paint my wall white?

    • @sthwrth3250
      @sthwrth3250 8 лет назад +32

      my house has white walls,so no prob

    • @dustyalbones-reendust4385
      @dustyalbones-reendust4385 8 лет назад +52

      except your house wasn't build with moon rock

  • @plat4234
    @plat4234 8 лет назад +683

    What I hate about the portal gun is that no one remembers that in order for the portal gun to work it needs to hit special panels (or moon like surfaces) which aren't commonly available.

    • @jello4076
      @jello4076 8 лет назад +34

      Yeah, that seems to be a problem. And also, in the Portal universe, Moon rocks give you a fatal illness, soooo...

    • @vsarachnos5414
      @vsarachnos5414 8 лет назад +18

      All you would need to do is attach a hose that sprayed out the goo, and wear a hazmat suit all the time

    • @newttrain8667
      @newttrain8667 8 лет назад +26

      Yeah, but then the Moon Lord found the portal on the Moon, analyzed it, and made an upgraded portal gun that can put a portal on anything. :p

    • @plat4234
      @plat4234 8 лет назад +10

      +Newt “Newt Central” Train this is not Terraria

    • @JamesJazzz
      @JamesJazzz 8 лет назад +4

      But it hit walls which were only painted white (probably not with moon rocks) Maybe Aperture didn't checked it and it works on white paint XD

  • @loboranto
    @loboranto 4 месяца назад +3

    12 year old song but you can never forget it if you listened to it once...

  • @MegaBubbleGamer1
    @MegaBubbleGamer1 10 лет назад +33

    I'd lean in and.....
    change my pants without looking down......

    • @urielmcfarland31
      @urielmcfarland31 6 лет назад

      Santiago ff LOL

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr 7 месяцев назад +1

      **ten years later**
      Also I’d suck my own diiiiiiiii-

  • @Visionless
    @Visionless 8 лет назад +19

    my first video from collegehumor. wow time flies

  • @Theover4000
    @Theover4000 11 месяцев назад +3

    I thought about this song while at work today. I always come back to it once or twice a year for no particular reason.. Weird.

  • @Goatmeal
    @Goatmeal 10 лет назад +20

    I've played about 40 hours of portal games, but in the 2 minutes of this video is when I've ever most wanted a portal gun.

    • @Goatmeal
      @Goatmeal 10 лет назад +7

      luke fernandes Ya totally. :p

  • @JackSparrow-yl3yu
    @JackSparrow-yl3yu 8 лет назад +645

    is TF2 scout make this video?

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 8 лет назад +52

    Remember all the times you died in Portal, though?
    Yeah...
    WORTH IT

  • @Speedx67
    @Speedx67 5 месяцев назад +3

    This always gave star bomb vibes and I LOVE it

  • @thebulbasaurbros.8535
    @thebulbasaurbros.8535 8 лет назад +229

    Wait,so is it from Dorkly or CollegeHumor? I love both.

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 8 лет назад +13

      +TheBulbasaurBros. Its _Dorkly_. Don't know why its here though.

    • @thebulbasaurbros.8535
      @thebulbasaurbros.8535 8 лет назад +8

      +Daniel Nelson Maybe it's a collaberation

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 8 лет назад +2

      TheBulbasaurBros. I doubt that else college humors name would probably be on the video.

    • @DayofDawn335
      @DayofDawn335 8 лет назад +36

      Dorkly and CollegeHumor are by the same company, Dorkly just does more gaming related things.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 лет назад +1

      +PoorQualityFun what's the company's name?

  • @spam3570
    @spam3570 10 лет назад +75

    I will let you have one. all you need to do is enroll as a test subject.

    • @TKDBBSam
      @TKDBBSam 9 лет назад

      Yeah, I would like a portal gun Glados, but I wouldn't want to test for the rest of my life.

    • @rllebron
      @rllebron 9 лет назад +2

      Samuel Tyrcha
      Sounds like a small price to pay for a portal gun. Sign me up!

    • @flarrythe1st624
      @flarrythe1st624 9 лет назад +3

      I don't like this,is there cake

    • @spam3570
      @spam3570 9 лет назад +1

      Myles Ramsey All the cake you want.

    • @flarrythe1st624
      @flarrythe1st624 9 лет назад

      GLaDOS I'm in

  • @AnnieApple
    @AnnieApple 10 месяцев назад +2

    Decided to replay Portal and while reminiscing about how 13 year old me wished they had a portal gun I couldn’t help but remember this song… still GOLD

  • @whahhahhaha
    @whahhahhaha 13 лет назад +15

    Yah, it would be cool to have one...

  • @arty3090
    @arty3090 11 лет назад +19

    Quick note: Portals are not moon-rock specific, they simply conduct best on a moon-based surface.

  • @ZachyGames
    @ZachyGames 10 лет назад +17

    1:18 if Life Gives lemons DONT MAKE LEMONADESSSSS!

    • @100blueeyedboy
      @100blueeyedboy 10 лет назад +6

      I'm mad like Cave Johnson I got lemon grenades!

    • @Sloozberry
      @Sloozberry 10 лет назад +3

      I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

    • @anonymouspotato958
      @anonymouspotato958 10 лет назад +1

      You better not make lemonade otherwise that lemonade will suck

    • @simonlamoureux5440
      @simonlamoureux5440 10 лет назад +1

      When life gives you lemons don't take life's lemons! Make life *Take the Lemons BACK!* (GLaDOS practically Orgasming each time he speaks in the background) Say to life, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMNED LEMONS!
      Go to life Managers and make him Fire life! I'm gonna make my scientists take Life's Lemons and make them into grenades!
      *BURN DOWN LIFE'S HOUSE WITH LEMON GRENADES!!*

  • @DigitalD20
    @DigitalD20 Месяц назад +1

    This still slaps 13 years later

  • @cadewatson3009
    @cadewatson3009 8 лет назад +14

    Change my pants without having to look down... I died

  • @SweetGambit
    @SweetGambit 11 лет назад +10

    "YEAH BITCHES .... SCIENCE" said years before Pinkman.

  • @cameronwilson5547
    @cameronwilson5547 10 лет назад +316

    Well, you can't have one!
    Ha! How does THAT make you feel?

    • @SapphFire
      @SapphFire 10 лет назад +5

      :(

    • @cameronwilson5547
      @cameronwilson5547 10 лет назад +31

      I'm sorry, was that supposed to make me feel bad?

    • @dalanaerotail7389
      @dalanaerotail7389 10 лет назад +2

      Not of worry. If I can't have a functioning ASHPD, I can just make fanart of Portal. Like I once did a Henry Moore-esque sculpture of you, GLaDOS!

    • @0xEARTH
      @0xEARTH 9 лет назад +5

      surrealnumber Are you implying- OH MY GOD.

    • @0xEARTH
      @0xEARTH 9 лет назад

      GLaDOS You know, Wheatley would be very disappointed.

  • @TianaSidhe
    @TianaSidhe 2 месяца назад +2

    Thank you Facebook Memories for reminding me of this gem!

  • @Xgil2Play
    @Xgil2Play 10 лет назад +7

    I've watched this video ages ago. But back then I wasn't subscribed to CollegeHumour. Good times :)

  • @marykatenoashley31
    @marykatenoashley31 7 лет назад +4

    It’s been 8 years and I still enjoy this song

  • @capitalism1619
    @capitalism1619 8 лет назад +31

    So you'd do anything for a portal gun huh? Companion cube it is

  • @JayFolipurba
    @JayFolipurba 9 месяцев назад +2

    2011 was the peak of human culture and evolution

  • @antreasAnimations
    @antreasAnimations 4 года назад +9

    Why is no one mentioning the sick flows and how good the instrumental is?

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 10 лет назад +29

    I would rather have the Advanced Knee Replacement/Long Fall Boots instead of a Portal Gun. My reason being that just because you have a Portal gun, you don't magically have to ability to not be injured by huge drops.

    • @hecodheadsrus
      @hecodheadsrus 10 лет назад +16

      Once you accidentally build up momentum with the portal gun you would just die. This would also happen in like the first ten minuets of owning it too XD

    • @dawsontolbert9964
      @dawsontolbert9964 9 лет назад

      If you had quick reaction time and an IQ at least above 80, you'd be smart enough to fire a portal on the floor before you hit the ground and then replace the ceiling portal with another one on the floor...

    • @hecodheadsrus
      @hecodheadsrus 9 лет назад

      dawsoncat6252 Depends on how fast you are going and how big the room is. If you were going fast and did that you would have two portals on the ground and then your body would fly, crashing into the celing then dropping to your death.

    • @Airbender0217
      @Airbender0217 9 лет назад

      dawsoncat6252 it only takes you hitting one corner to get fucked up

  • @shartbearer
    @shartbearer 4 года назад +12

    The algorithm has blessed me with this song after 9 years. How time flies!

  • @Sydnxt
    @Sydnxt 8 лет назад +50

    Wow.. there's no jokes about the quality I'm impressed

    • @BizzUK
      @BizzUK 8 лет назад +6

      there are only basic colours and shapes anyway

    • @eternalio5885
      @eternalio5885 6 лет назад

      Bizz493 What about GlaDOS? That detail is awesome, but I'm not gonna judge, it is hard to make her.

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 7 лет назад +38

    "I would make a portal under him and kick him in the nuts"
    I died.

  • @DalekOfTheFuture
    @DalekOfTheFuture 9 лет назад +337

    lel sucks that it can only be shot on moonrock surfaces.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 9 лет назад +26

      +Vixenarious What is up with you people ONLY PLAYING THE SECOND GAME?

    • @DalekOfTheFuture
      @DalekOfTheFuture 9 лет назад +11

      Tarmist25 What are you talking about? Just because I mention the moonrock thing doesn't mean that I ONLY played the second game. I study this game all the time and I love it

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 9 лет назад +15

      Vixenarious Then you should know it works on other surfaces. Don't try and give me "Well, moon rock conducts it the best" because what difference does that make?

    • @DalekOfTheFuture
      @DalekOfTheFuture 9 лет назад +6

      Tarmist25 When has it shot on any other surface? I don't recall this.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 9 лет назад +33

      In the original game there was quite a few other surfaces, I believe one of them was concrete and possibly wood

  • @martypines2321
    @martypines2321 8 лет назад +47

    That moment you upload your video to the wrong channel.

    • @aandatv
      @aandatv 6 лет назад +4

      That moment when you reply to a comment posted a year ago

    • @aandatv
      @aandatv 6 лет назад

      That moment when you reply to a comment posted 1 month ago

    • @aandatv
      @aandatv 6 лет назад

      Crap...
      You win this round Mohammed

    • @bonetone411
      @bonetone411 6 лет назад +1

      That moment when you reposted in the wrong neighborhood
      2 TO THE 1 TO THE 1 TO THE 3

    • @Jennifer-jg7dn
      @Jennifer-jg7dn 6 лет назад

      aanda tv that moment when you reply to a comment 5 months ago

  • @cjyoshi9563
    @cjyoshi9563 4 месяца назад +2

    this came up in my FB memories from 13 years ago

  • @sockbot41
    @sockbot41 11 лет назад +21

    don't know if anyone else is having this problem but ever since the RUclips update I cant replay videos without refreshing the page and then be forced to watch 30-second adds.

  • @robdoghd
    @robdoghd 8 лет назад +10

    Happy Birthday video!

  • @SharpShooter1289
    @SharpShooter1289 10 лет назад +19

    I wish I had a Portal Gun...
    I wish I had the TARDIS...
    I wish I had a Pokéball...
    I wish I had a Sonic Scr--
    Wait I minute... actually all I need is the TARDIS because somewhere, anywhere in space and time there has got to be a Pokéball and Portal Gun... and quite possibly a Sonic Screwdriver... So yea you guys should have wished for a TARDIS.

    • @tristanha9720
      @tristanha9720 10 лет назад

      Whovians unite!

    • @ADrunkGoat
      @ADrunkGoat 10 лет назад

      Where's the Doctor when you need him? Btw be careful of Daleks out there.

    • @ADrunkGoat
      @ADrunkGoat 10 лет назад

      DoctorWhooves not doctor whooves.. THE DOCOR. Just the Doctor.

  • @gnarlyburrito5123
    @gnarlyburrito5123 3 года назад +1

    I am so glad my recommendations reminded me of this gem

  • @andystaunton2244
    @andystaunton2244 9 лет назад +15

    Come on everyone would do that thing at the end

    • @UnrealAngel
      @UnrealAngel 9 лет назад +10

      That Random Artist Both.

    • @seacreacherdiet
      @seacreacherdiet 9 лет назад +1

      Gabriel Hujjat Hm.I see,I must inform the world now.

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 9 лет назад +1

      Gabriel Hujjat You have answered most comments man, What the hell...

    • @UnrealAngel
      @UnrealAngel 9 лет назад +2

      You can see me as an infestation, I do no good and am everywhere.

    • @seacreacherdiet
      @seacreacherdiet 9 лет назад +1

      Christian KS That is a fantastic question.

  • @wockymocky3691
    @wockymocky3691 8 лет назад +20

    Who else said to them selves "I will just play it one more time" then plays it like 20 times?

    • @KronkAll
      @KronkAll 7 лет назад

      Daniel Jaramillo yis

  • @hecodheadsrus
    @hecodheadsrus 10 лет назад +87

    Lets all be realistic though... A portal gun would kinda suck since you need a white surface for it.
    Be cool in the situations where you could use it tough but i think aperture need to get there shit straight and design a new model that can shoot on any surfaces.

    • @skateboarderpikachu8
      @skateboarderpikachu8 10 лет назад

      not in real life

    • @zanytobbs
      @zanytobbs 10 лет назад +19

      Don't forget the equipment for the feet, if it was real I would imagine a lot of people breaking their legs lol

    • @NorMarkus
      @NorMarkus 10 лет назад +9

      Not just any white source, but actually a surface made out of moon rock

    • @Bengy.
      @Bengy. 9 лет назад

      You're not so smart, right?

    • @hecodheadsrus
      @hecodheadsrus 9 лет назад

      NorMarkus I think in the game there are some white office walls you can put portals on. If that is the case that you can only place portals on walls made out of 'moon gell' aperture REALLY need to get their shit together and design a new gun,

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Год назад +1

    Aperture science revolutionized transportation (and, frankly, everything) in its first couple years of service. Instead of making a trillion dollars and becoming the greatest businessman in history, Cave Johnson kept diverting resources to pet projects that never worked and kept the greatest invention in history locked up as a mere testing device.

  • @merchantziro4285
    @merchantziro4285 4 года назад +34

    Let's be honest. We'd all use it for that last one....
    ...Pants changing would be a lot easier!

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 3 года назад +7

    Damn, I could remember this clearly being freshly new when I was in middle school, time really flows 😂 this is still a banger tho

  • @FreeNavin
    @FreeNavin 8 лет назад +3

    I was 12 when I saw this and I had no idea what portal was exactly, other than it involves portals. I could rap the whole thing until I stopped watching it and just started to watch it again. Now everything he said in his video makes sense to me.

  • @gogatorsandeagles
    @gogatorsandeagles 8 лет назад +1

    There is a time in every portal users life were they are flying through the air (like in 1:32) and the portal gun doesn't work on a specific surface, or you never stop because you dont have the shoes to break your fall.

  • @slanesd
    @slanesd 8 лет назад +66

    why did you use Dorkly's... ah nevermind I dont care anymore

    • @barcode7864
      @barcode7864 8 лет назад +15

      They are dorkly

    • @slanesd
      @slanesd 8 лет назад +21

      +Barcode
      1. my mind is blown
      2. i feel like an idiot now

    • @jsminecraftian
      @jsminecraftian 8 лет назад +1

      +Barcode oh

    • @firedirt6128
      @firedirt6128 8 лет назад +3

      and this was released before.

    • @Ghost-ml8kg
      @Ghost-ml8kg 8 лет назад

      Barcode Wait whaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @jennypop6725
    @jennypop6725 10 лет назад +6

    ppl saying that thiis would only work in the moon, loose up a bit and enjoy the show. You don't need to destroy the dreams of ppl

  • @thatrandomguy6753
    @thatrandomguy6753 8 лет назад +92

    Is it bad this is in my song playlist?

  • @bfreefles
    @bfreefles Год назад

    Never gets old - I don't think there's a year that's gone by that I've not watched this at least once 😂❤

  • @treyhestermann7332
    @treyhestermann7332 10 лет назад +12

    You can only place portals on conductive elements like moon dust (that's the least expensive)

    • @yellowpandaify
      @yellowpandaify 10 лет назад +4

      stop being so literal

    • @lereff1382
      @lereff1382 10 лет назад +1

      Wrong.
      I'm quoting the *****:
      "theres other portal conductors, Aperture made the first Aperture Quantum Tunneling Device before they bought the moon rocks, but post moon rock obtaining they found that they made the best conductor. But you do need a certain substance to conduct a portal"

  • @Gamergrant120
    @Gamergrant120 6 лет назад +5

    1:59 Are you sure about that?
    2:03 there it is

  • @art.hropod
    @art.hropod 9 лет назад +28

    They said that being an Aperture science client would be like a dream. They were all killed by GLaDOS with neurotoxin.

    • @art.hropod
      @art.hropod 9 лет назад

      ***** ... wut?... xD

    • @art.hropod
      @art.hropod 9 лет назад

      ***** yeah, ik. (*Rattman)

    • @notachannle
      @notachannle 9 лет назад +6

      Glados killed the employees, not the clients

    • @Namezzzzzzz
      @Namezzzzzzz 9 лет назад

      +epicbluj gaming why the FUCK did you not rap that comment

    • @art.hropod
      @art.hropod 9 лет назад

      Namezzzzzzz what...?

  • @rishipathak3194
    @rishipathak3194 6 лет назад +1

    Part of my ‘great list of classic youtube vids’

  • @grocerybird9744
    @grocerybird9744 8 лет назад +26

    Did they just put the Dorkly ding at the end of a Collage Humor vid

    • @j.ackermann9110
      @j.ackermann9110 8 лет назад +1

      It's from Dorkly and College Humor...

    • @m.g.1577
      @m.g.1577 8 лет назад +7

      Dorkly is part of CollegeHumor.

    • @yukkinonn3754
      @yukkinonn3754 8 лет назад +3

      +Champion Gary wow. I actually didn't know that.

    • @pingpingthetinychainsmoker7863
      @pingpingthetinychainsmoker7863 8 лет назад +3

      +Sw4gzilla the exact same higher ups run it lol. I thought everybody knew.

    • @soul_of_cinder3036
      @soul_of_cinder3036 8 лет назад +1

      No they just uploaded his video on their channel

  • @GhostwolfNightmareShadow
    @GhostwolfNightmareShadow 10 лет назад +18

    you know technically youd have to have moon dust gell in the gallons with you everywhere you go if you want to use a portal gun.....just saying

    • @GhostwolfNightmareShadow
      @GhostwolfNightmareShadow 10 лет назад

      ***** actually no they cant it is said in portal two that they had to use moon dust and since they couldnt afford more they mixed the rest with a gelitan like goo to consintrait it so you need moon dust

    • @TheLordshiranui
      @TheLordshiranui 10 лет назад +4

      Ghostwolf517 No, there are few other substances that work.

    • @GhostwolfNightmareShadow
      @GhostwolfNightmareShadow 10 лет назад

      Soggy Nugget really? like what?

    • @Badgabr1
      @Badgabr1 10 лет назад +4

      Ghostwolf517 actually yes they can, if you look at cave's lines about portal gun he says that moon rocks is a better portal conductor, not the only portal conductor, so flat surfaces are still in the list

    • @GhostwolfNightmareShadow
      @GhostwolfNightmareShadow 10 лет назад +1

      Badgabr hmm well....guess i just learned something new...thank you

  • @magmakaj3092
    @magmakaj3092 8 лет назад +6

    2:01 good to know not only i though of that i fell more normal

  • @josephgibson9783
    @josephgibson9783 8 лет назад +15

    This would be a great Lonely Island song.

  • @lukeshadowcrafter
    @lukeshadowcrafter 11 лет назад +22

    For this to work he'd have to carry around like bags of 7.4 million dollar moon dust and throw it on surfaces XD

    • @lukeshadowcrafter
      @lukeshadowcrafter 11 лет назад

      Alechamic c That's not how it works in the labs though >.>

    • @Keyboardkat3
      @Keyboardkat3 11 лет назад +7

      lukeshadowcrafter that's because those surfaces are designed NOT to conduct portals

    • @lukeshadowcrafter
      @lukeshadowcrafter 11 лет назад

      Rodan324 Oh I see :p

    • @Th3Min3craftian
      @Th3Min3craftian 11 лет назад

      Keyboardkat3 No, in the BTS and Underground themed areas, there were certain walls that also couldn't conduct portals.

    • @LegendARY7901
      @LegendARY7901 10 лет назад

      lukeshadowcrafter well i never understood that ingame cause actually the moon had its origins from earth so therefore its nothing but Earth-dust xD

  • @thedood_bro5021
    @thedood_bro5021 4 года назад +4

    Found this again in 2020 i need it to survive this year

  • @artydragon520
    @artydragon520 7 лет назад +4

    i watched this when i was 7.
    thanks for destroying my innocence early on college humour

  • @jantulinja8917
    @jantulinja8917 8 лет назад +23

    collegehumor is not ready for sburb

  • @badegg4909
    @badegg4909 10 лет назад +4

    step 1: put portal one on a panel and drop the panel to the bottom of the ocean.
    Step2: put second panel high in the mountains and build a simple hydro-electric plant
    step 3: profit

  • @beans2528
    @beans2528 10 лет назад +16

    people nee to realize that the handheld portal gun only works with the surface of the moon.

    • @Lightwaverable
      @Lightwaverable 10 лет назад +4

      Really? People really need to realize that?

    • @beans2528
      @beans2528 10 лет назад +6

      Yan Toha ya, everybody is always saying "it would be so cool!!!!" ya, it would be cool, but you could only use it if you have a plethora of moon rocks, or actually live on the moon!

    • @Kivanos
      @Kivanos 10 лет назад

      Chris Kennedy Actually, its just that the portals work better on moon dust, as long as its a flat surface, the portal can be shot.

    • @beans2528
      @beans2528 10 лет назад

      "The portals can be placed on any surface which is made out of manufactured or refined moon rock and large enough to accommodate them. Moving objects, or certain types of surfaces, will usually prevent the formation of a portal." passage straight out of the half life wiki.

    • @sometenrandom2740
      @sometenrandom2740 10 лет назад

      Chris Kennedy Well soon when they start mining Helium 3, then we could have portals :D

  • @theshowofcrap
    @theshowofcrap 2 года назад +4

    this is a certified hood classic

  • @ziggysfilms1803
    @ziggysfilms1803 2 года назад +1

    this is still stuck in my head

  • @nightmarrifan001
    @nightmarrifan001 8 лет назад +8

    Listening when playing P0RTAL

  • @ZezacleB
    @ZezacleB 8 лет назад +16

    OH GLaDOS take me to your center 'cuz I want to get enriched
    I'm dying thinkin' 'bout your science, I'd do anything for it.
    Should be: I'm dying thinkin' 'bout your science, just give it to me bitch!

    • @Krwzprtt
      @Krwzprtt 8 лет назад +21

      Yeah no insulting GLaDOS is not a good idea

  • @ugunigais4
    @ugunigais4 10 лет назад +8

    Damn, i didn't even know i wanted a portal gun until i saw this.

  • @dudeduderson101
    @dudeduderson101 2 года назад +1

    I just watched this video for the first time in probably 9 years. And lemme tell you, the lyrics just started pouring out of me like I heard it yesterday.

  • @hectordavid169
    @hectordavid169 5 лет назад +3

    Omg... How pure was the internet back in the day

  • @HALOCRAFT20
    @HALOCRAFT20 10 лет назад +75

    Uhum. You can only place portals on moonrock\paste\dust.

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 10 лет назад +16

      Aren't you stranded in space?
      Didn't know you can get youtube in space...

    • @HALOCRAFT20
      @HALOCRAFT20 10 лет назад +11

      .-. sometimes you just got to stop rolecommenting.

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 10 лет назад +4

      Wheatley Core
      Loved that comment! You made my day man! XD

    • @HALOCRAFT20
      @HALOCRAFT20 10 лет назад

      xD

    • @SteelyDanTheMan
      @SteelyDanTheMan 10 лет назад +7

      sssssssspppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @austinbrugger5591
    @austinbrugger5591 10 лет назад +24

    But you'd only be able to use it on white surfaces.

    • @whitesoapstone8951
      @whitesoapstone8951 10 лет назад +6

      didn't you just read the guy comment on the top 'portals can only be created on manufactured or refined moon rock'

    • @austinbrugger5591
      @austinbrugger5591 10 лет назад

      His evidence was a wiki.

    • @bigtargyle
      @bigtargyle 10 лет назад +1

      Austin Brugger And the game?

    • @austinbrugger5591
      @austinbrugger5591 10 лет назад

      Bigtargyle
      I certainly don't remember if it did.

    • @austinbrugger5591
      @austinbrugger5591 10 лет назад +3

      Hans Wurst
      Yeah. Aperture is pretty racist. The black robots have to work longer hours and get less pay.

  • @L30GH05TDUD3
    @L30GH05TDUD3 2 года назад +1

    This song is over 10 years old now. Still is a timeless masterpiece

  • @ianstonecypher3820
    @ianstonecypher3820 8 лет назад +4

    I wonder if Cave ever actually managed to invent combustable lemons.
    That would have been so cool.

  • @Sponska
    @Sponska 10 лет назад +35

    NERD ALERT: But the Aperture Handheld Portal Device can only shoot portals on stationary moonrock surfaces!And even if you had moonrocks, you would get ill and die soon. This video is sooooo unrealistic!!!
    Still love the song though :D

    • @Golinth
      @Golinth 10 лет назад +11

      But... The moon is made out of Earth rock :D

    • @Val-cn1ks
      @Val-cn1ks 10 лет назад +4

      That is incorrect, you can shoot portals on more then moon-rock surfaces, but moon-rock is just a good conductor

    • @Sponska
      @Sponska 10 лет назад +7

      Alex Pryor Oh no, I'm a Nerd, I can't be wrong.No...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*dies* xD

    • @flameoforigin4576
      @flameoforigin4576 9 лет назад

      My piece on Portal
      Fuck the second game. It was better without the whole "moon rock" shit

    • @constructivismiscool
      @constructivismiscool 9 лет назад +1

      You must be fun at parties.

  • @lordlossize
    @lordlossize 9 лет назад +5

    did CH and dorkly do a collab? *YES THEY DID AND IT'S FUCKING EPIC!!!*

  • @tech8o8
    @tech8o8 3 года назад +2

    10 years ago today