Sister: March 3, 2018. Dear Diary, I ate pizza and fed my invisible pug some too. He’s been sleeping for a while though. Oh, and my baby bro Dan (Daniel) ripped out some pages of my diary while I was hanging out with Gary.
D.dose the best he can A. Active N. Nice T. Tells other to never give up D. Does anything for his fans M. Mhm KEEP IT UP :D I went frew the comments and seen that I spelt dose wrong XD does ._.
@peppermint same, I remember watching this a loooooooooooong time ago and I have occasionally watched the series ever since. Prolly one of the most nostalgic videos on RUclips for me.
Stay away from sister's diary. Sisters diary is a special place. Sisters diary varies depending on how old sister is. Boy I'm glad I don't have a little brother.
I NEED TO KNOW, I DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW WHATS IN THAT DIARY! WHAT ARE HER SECRETS? HAS SHE BEEN EATING PUDDING WHEN SHE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE? HAS SHE GOT ANY BOYFRIENDS? AS MY DUTY AS A BROTHER I NEED TO KNOW! I’M GOING THE WRONG WAY. DanTDM 2018
What came out the truck dan, is KITT also known as the Knight Industries 2000 from Knight Rider, about a talking car, and a man who has a new face named Micheal Knight. And also I love KR and BTTF with the Delores that travels through time. I’m a real 80s dude, and a real dan dude too XD I love your channel dan ur amazing and YT!!!!!!!! How do I know all about the 80s if I’m 11 years old?
A A b A ba A bab A baby A baby c A baby ca a baby can A baby cant A baby cant r A baby cant re A baby cant rea A baby cant read A baby cant rea A baby cant re A baby cant r A baby cant A baby can A baby ca A baby c A baby A bab A ba A b A
Favourite part Dan: THIS DIARY IS USELESS! Me: Exactly. Your big sister wouldn't write anything USEFUL in it in case her silly brother finds out how to get the key!!!
3 EASY STEPS TO GREET A FRIEND: STEP 1: GET A BAT. STEP 2: FIND A FRIEND. STEP 3: SMACK THE BAT ON A FRIEND THEN SAY HELLO. REALLY EASY 3 STEPS! :)))))))))))
Dan my little brother was jumping on my back and it hurt so bad but your videos made me feel so much better I don't know what I would have done without you
Sister:
March 3, 2018.
Dear Diary,
I ate pizza and fed my invisible pug some too. He’s been sleeping for a while though. Oh, and my baby bro Dan (Daniel) ripped out some pages of my diary while I was hanging out with Gary.
Hehe lol
poooò
StuffWithAimer you're amazing
P.S. I hope he ripped out the page with the picture of Gary without shirt.
Gary? Smell ya later!
"Get him,Get him GET HIM, I love breaking games."
---DanTDM 2018
Ryan Playz lol
Hahaha lol
13:16 when a flying hand accidentally activates the force
XD
Dont mess with the villain
XD
Weather Time for the week bouche
Weathers beautiful ain't it
" can i grab the violin?"
"Can't grab-"
"OH"
"AH"
"oh my goodness"
*Plays violin anyways after almost getting killed by it*
DUDE I WAS LITTERLY AT THAT PARTTTTTTTT LOOOOOLL
Dan: my hands up there!
Me: _WHAT_
just realised how dirty that sounds thank you goodbye
CloneSimone .
How do you do slanted words?
Nnanna Okorie I don’t know but I wanna know
CloneSimone IKR
We can just smack it
Dantdm 2018
Sadid Mannan Haque quote that in a pvz movie
Hi
Lol
AdanPlayz Alvarado pretty sure
Better
I SEE MY HAND FLOATING! :O
Dan 2018-03-03
Hahaha
Hehe
Ye ha
XD
A fellow Growtopian!
"Where's my hand"
-Dantdm 2018
Copy kerosene
Roses are red violets are blue Dan is the best and you too
Edit:I'm liking my own comment cuz nobody will :'(
Isn't that now part of a song
@crazy videos I couldn't find your channel
Ummm why?
that last part was depressing... ;^;;
Baby bus
6:50 WE CAN JUST
SMACK IT
-DANTDM 2018
That’s so wrong
You need a passifier
6:49 u mean
Dan: oh no I lost my HAND!! ahhhhh Hand: gets removed from hand and flies away ready to take over the world
Oh noooooo... wait does the hand have a brain
butiful
D.dose the best he can
A. Active
N. Nice
T. Tells other to never give up
D. Does anything for his fans
M. Mhm KEEP IT UP
:D
I went frew the comments and seen that I spelt dose wrong XD does ._.
Clorox Bleach :3
Friends forever BFF days and MORE :3 dose and helps ????????????
Tony Coates I couldn't think I'll change it now XD
Agreed
:-)
dan: wait where is my other hand?
hand: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY!
dan: me too but I cant fly :(
hand: i'll give u a hand ;)
Sereen Abdul Sater why do I find that Hilarious IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😅😅CANT BREATH
Sereen Abdul Sater nice roast XDDDDDDDDDD
Cheesey lol! 😂
BA DUM TSHHHHHHH
leave
Rip hand
Imagine going home and finding your child’s hand floating everywhere
Lol XD i would call the ambulance
LOL
Dan : WAIT where's my other hand
Hand : I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY
Dan : oh up there XD **laughs**
Hand : I'M NOT COMING BACK
LOL 😂
LOL
LOL
^_^
._.
Oh I love breaking games DanTDM 2k18
Diamond 487 ur rude! 😡😡😡
The drawing and singing devil How is that rude
The drawing and singing Devil how ????
Waterwolf 101 i agree
Diamond 487 :
13:17 My favourite part, I honestly have no idea why I laughed so much...
Me too
Lol me three
Me four.
Same xD 😂
HAHA
Me threw the hole video
Use a dummy
I'm liking because no-one else will 😥😥
That is mean!!!
I WILL 😡
I liked
@@rebeccaleigh1154 its not mean
IMAGINE IF THERE WAS A VR "WHOS YOUR DADDY"
GAMERXPRO300 that would be awesome
GAMERXPRO300 there is
OMG awsome
There is
no
March 5th
Dear Diary,
I found a strange hand in the living room still trying to find whoever lost it.
LOL
Lol
hahaha that is so funny im going to die of laughter!!!! plz send help
Lol
lol
This should be remixed into a dancing music video. Look at dan swirl them arms
BG go Dan Amazon dance
BG yeah I know right!
BG hey can you give me a shoutout plz I subbed to you
Man this probably my favorite vr game and the nostalgia is hitting hard
I watch this on repeat it's so nostalgic
@peppermint same, I remember watching this a loooooooooooong time ago and I have occasionally watched the series ever since. Prolly one of the most nostalgic videos on RUclips for me.
@@warshthemarsh me to, I've been watching for 7 years
The pacifier give it to the plant
Dan left his mouse on the screen but covered it can you see it
darlene galeai I see it!
OMG! LOL! I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL I REWATCHED IM DYING! HAHAHAHA!
yep
I noticed it at the start
Nvm lol
*Guys I lost a hand, I lost a hand, now it’s called baby hand* XD
And what wth happened to his hand lmao
Lol
Tracking issues
When
I just realized how awesome a VR version of Who's Your Daddy? would be.
Your my daddy
UltimateGaming50 no.
AluminumDragon ikr
AluminumDragon it would be great
@@Jo-ui2sk what.
13:21 😂😂😂😂 every one in my family laughed me brother sis and my parents
13:19 i think
Well next time I want my brother *NOT* to read my diary I will put the key on the carnivourus plants pot
Montse xD so does you have a gigant human eating venus flytrap home
“We can just smack it!” - DanTDM 2k18
Well done dan this is the most inspirational quote ever! 😂
Its Noah ok..........??.?.?.
When in doubt, "Just smack it!".
911: what is your emergency
Dan: my hand is floating away from my body and just chillin on the fan
Dan: hello?
KITTENS LOVE MEH! ahaaahahahhahahahahahhaa!!!!!!
Ha hahahahahah
KITTENS LOVE MEH! XD
hahahaha;]
Pretty much everything Dan said was “new” was in the previous episode lol
So true
We can just smack it
-DanTDM 2018
Hooyah
Hi
Smack PENNYWISE?!?!
GeniusGamerShow HE WILL KILL US WITH A SPOON THIS TIME
is my b-day from Jaidonchang
Dan:feeds turtle pizza
turtle: eats pizza and makes a squeak and turns into....
SQUEAKING MUTANT NINJA TURTLE HAHAHAHAHAHA
MV awesome
WHY DIDN'T THEY THINK OF THAT NAME FOR THE MOVIE?
Erima Tenko Comics HAHAHAHAHAHA would be a funny idea
MV awesome the squeaking was the turtles fart
Lol
Denver Meadows lol
2nd!
WHO LOVES DANTDM?!
ME
Emu me i ❤your videos ❤❤❤❤❤❤💟💙💚💛💜💓💕
Emu me
Emu me!!
Emu me
Dan: Holding all the secrets of ‘our’ sister.
Dan: doesn’t realise he has millions of subscribers.
what I do every day
1 get up
2 watch Dan
3 watch dan and eat lunch
4 play Minecraft
5 watch dan in bed when needs to go to sleep
Lilah Sagardia uuuuuuuuuum.
jack 😎 Dan hi i am new
😐😐😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😐😎😎😐😎😎😎😐😎😎😐😎🐆🐖🐆
What?
Lilah Sagardia OMG SAME DAN ROCKS
Stalker much?
Dan: Mum can I have pizza
Mum:No!
Dan: for my pet turtle Tom
Mum: oh sure
Turtle: fart
Dan: awesome ninja go
Why.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I find that hilarious 😂😂
NINJA TURTLE POWERRRRRRRRRR
That’s not how you spell mom
So glad to see another video on this game, the last video was so funny
ouch
Your amazing
Kawber hey
Lawyer you replied to me not another person
Love you kawber
The mum : oh you are in trouble now
Dan: *grabs baseball bat* aha !! Dead plant
Sister: what have you done!
Lol
It is not normal to eat a pizza in the toilet???!
is normal but is gross
It's germy and I pood on it
I dont know but I do that all day every day XD
Ryan... Its time to have the talk
About why we *don't* eat pizza in the toilet.
I do that every time
DAN IN THE SISTER'S ROOM UNDER HER DESK IS XENOMORPHS, THE QUEEN, EGGS, AND FACE HUGGERS!!!!!
I didn't see any face huggers. Or are you just saying its an alien reference?
It is an alien reference
6:49 “We can just Smack It” DanTDM 2018
This shall be remembered from the ages
The intro tho
**BABY HANDS!!! xD LOL**
Carly the gamer though*
Carly the gamer & the thumbnail BABY HANDSSS
Sue Streeter THEY KNOW YOU CORRECTING 8 YEAR OLD
Sue Streeter you knew what she said though so your comment is very invalid and a waste of time hahahahaha
You mean baby HAND
I laughed so hard when the hands changed color, because Dan was trying not to be racist. He hesitated, which means he was thinkin, lol 😂
Halyalos same idea
Halyalos hes being not rude cause this is a kid channel
You can't be racist about just body colors changing -Br Uh 2018
Me tooo
Hah! I now quote Olaf, "You [he] hesitated..."
He remembered to hide the cursor for once in his life
Dan: now it’s called baby hand
Me: “looks up baby hands on VR headset
“No results”
Also Me: “looks up baby hand on VR headset
“The game pops up”
Best intro ever...
*BABY HANDS !!!*
Ashlynn The Absol 743365 please do a spelling test or something
Fixed it 😃👍🏻
Ashlynn The Absol 743365 cool
Finally you can spell properly!!
Ashlynn The Absol 743365 nice
Dan:GUYS LOOK I LOST MY HAND!!!!
Me:dan......look up
Dan:oh it's up there haha
Dan
Casual friday
Lol
“Oh my hand is up there” DanTdm 2018
Just Moose XD after I read this comment dan just said "oh my hand is up there." XD
Just Moose iii
Ri Fon hi how r u
...
Just Moose no I think I accidentally commented that *i was young ok?*
Memories omg man's got a child now and has no more blue hair these old videos that are 3-5 or 4 years old bring back so many memories its nostalgic
GOO GOO GAA GAA
Sorry just imitating the people who dab
buthGBMeister lol
Yes, all hail the dab police
I do and yes it is lol
*Dabs*
My school makes me dab NOT MY FAULT );
Omg dan you are so funny 💎 can you play more VR?
Stay away from sister's diary. Sisters diary is a special place. Sisters diary varies depending on how old sister is. Boy I'm glad I don't have a little brother.
CloneSimone you know this is just a game, right
kiel andrei haha 😂 ofc.
But the real question is, will virtual reality stay virtual for long?
CloneSimone yes, yes it will. Because virtual reality has virtual in it.
kiel andrei I mean the concept of it
Must Read Diaries... Must Read Diaries...
At 13:19 Who else thought the violin attacking dan was hilarious? 😂😂
Just me? Ok.
I thought it was funny
Terrible music 🎶
RainbowFox 086 wow
Dan: AHH NO THIS IS NOT FUN I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY OTHER HAND IS.
Me: I never thought you would ever say that...
"We can just smack it" DanTDM 2018 😂😂😂 u make my day
13:18 for some reason this was the funniest thing in this video
i guess you could say it was a violin-t instrument
it made me drop my phone on my face
12:43 save my spot
Roses are Red
Violents are blue
Dan is awesome
And so are you
Rudy Prime Violets* are *violet
Rudy Prime Thx
As previously noted, I wish I could start seeing original things in the comments section!
Daniel HD *or
violents
*We can just smack it*
Dan: What does it do!!!
Me: Infinite supply of paper balls hehe.
I NEED TO KNOW, I DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW WHATS IN THAT DIARY! WHAT ARE HER SECRETS? HAS SHE BEEN EATING PUDDING WHEN SHE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE? HAS SHE GOT ANY BOYFRIENDS? AS MY DUTY AS A BROTHER I NEED TO KNOW! I’M GOING THE WRONG WAY.
DanTDM 2018
Logan Fett plus HE LIE HE SAID WE SEE WHAT'S IN IT
Yis
:p lol I have my dairy on my phone and my brother doesn't care what I do even if it's my birthday
junk
You have all cancer
“We can just smack it” - DanTDM 2018 😂
THE FLYING HAND IS A LEGEND! The Legendary Flying Hand!!
Someone put the flying hand timeframe
Lol
It should be called flying hand
No
Flying hand is one of the best hands in history
Dan: “Some boy named Jared”
My mcyt brain: YEAH IVE MET JARED, OF COURSE IVE MET JARED
It's baby time!
Maybe?
Yep
Definitely for him soon...???
Apple
Is BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*"he's got an onion man"-DanTDM 2018*
12:28
Yellow Tutorials it’s 12:29
@@dogegamezboistudio7633 no at 12:28 it says "he's got an onion man"
Dan can you play Bendy And The Ink Machine: Reece's story
Brickben16 ! I love bendy and the ink machine its the best game ever!!!!!
Timmy: how hard can it be to get into a diary?
sister: you will never see it kid.
Wait dude the picture! Get the paper aeroplane and feed it to the monster!
Sister:let's read my diary.
Dan:uh oh
Sister:😠😠😠
Dan:😮😮😮
DAN is taken souls from us if you retweet his post on Twitter..
Dan the witcher
Btw I love your video 😁😁
LeonardoGamingWorld true
Good game
LeonardoGamingWorld e
LeonardoGamingWorld iiiiii
1:18 this is definitely new!
me last episode yelling at him to try the 3d glasses on
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love Dan
Do you to?
Yes! :3
Yassssssss :3
No
Yassss
Yes since birth
What came out the truck dan, is KITT also known as the Knight Industries 2000 from Knight Rider, about a talking car, and a man who has a new face named Micheal Knight. And also I love KR and BTTF with the Delores that travels through time. I’m a real 80s dude, and a real dan dude too XD I love your channel dan ur amazing and YT!!!!!!!! How do I know all about the 80s if I’m 11 years old?
You read a book
Dan: I can't read it
Me: your a baby you can't read
Exactly
True dat
Jason Powers yee
Jason Powers huh?
A
A b
A ba
A bab
A baby
A baby c
A baby ca
a baby can
A baby cant
A baby cant r
A baby cant re
A baby cant rea
A baby cant read
A baby cant rea
A baby cant re
A baby cant r
A baby cant
A baby can
A baby ca
A baby c
A baby
A bab
A ba
A b
A
"Oh look my hand's up there." -DanTDM March 3, 2018
Eh I’m here still
UMMMM-
Ok?
Dan, why didn't you carry on ripping the pages of the diary and then there might be a secret that you can read at the end!!
the pages are unlimited
Gary Myerscough OMG yeah
Maybe
There’s not, I checked
@@SuperHeroLogan6 yes, they are.
13:20 Dan's reaction oh my goodness
When Dan patted the plant on the head I had an "Aawwwww" moment 😂
CloneSimone me too...
My heart died from cuteness by the little turtle when Dan fed pizza to it
Any one notice 2016 16M 2017 17M 2018 18M subs...
Alex gold and iron no
joyce hallows lol
alex gold and iron its not a coincidence its just hes getting 1 mil subs every year and yh I did notice
Joyce Hallows wrong
Seb g wrong
I love your videos so so much!!!! You are on my favorite RUclipsr list!
Gg
Wait people have those 🤨🤨🤨
I've been watching dan for 6 years
HE SHOULD BE THE NUMBER 1
I agree
I WAS DYING WHEN THE VIOLIN THREW ITSELF ON HIM LOLOLO
DO MORE OF THIS!!!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
YAAAAAAAAAH
Sister:hmmm how do I protect my diary
Sisters mind:I KNOW A PLANT THAT CAN KILL MY LIL BRO DAN
Sister:MOM DAD CAN WE GO TO THE PLANT SHOP
Dan:oh god
“We can just smack it” - DanTDM 2018
I love how Dan edits his videos.. and I LOVE his sense of humor. It’s hilarious 🤣
BakedPotato_ 101 U've got a cool name
Meiling Glendinning thanks 🙂
Good job
Dan: can you pass the violin?
Hand: 13:19
Favorite part
Dan: *guys, guys I've lost a hand*
Me: *thats nice*
Favourite part
Dan: THIS DIARY IS USELESS!
Me: Exactly. Your big sister wouldn't write anything USEFUL in it in case her silly brother finds out how to get the key!!!
If this doesn't work in my mouth it will work in he's. Dans logic.
Funy Lota lol yep
Funy Lota o
congratulations, your mouse wasn't in the middle of the screen this time. :)
Haha very funny
He did but he blurred it
@@ikeabird2109 ye i saw that lol
Dan: "oooh, these are new" **Holds up 3D glasses**
Me: "That was in the game when the update wasn't launched..."
I guess I pay more attention ;-;
Stop bragging.
@@j4x3ngaming85 Im just saying LOL
Meh too '-'
DAN!!! I think I know how to read the diary! You need the moms glasses because they might be READING GLASSES and not SUN GLASSES!!!!
Skybreaker plays I thought that too! Also, if not those the 3D ones!!!
We are so smart!
To adam rooca
I agree
Skybreaker plays oh
awwwwweee that turtle though that squeak 😊😊😂😂
It funny cuz dan is walking around in the game but in real life he is just rolling his arms around
The perks of VR.
I remember I watched these baby hands videos in 3rd grade ahh good memories
3 EASY STEPS TO GREET A FRIEND:
STEP 1: GET A BAT.
STEP 2: FIND A FRIEND.
STEP 3: SMACK THE BAT ON A FRIEND THEN SAY HELLO.
REALLY EASY 3 STEPS!
:)))))))))))
Leena Albakawi thats 4 steps
Leena Albakawi XD WELL DONE 👏👏👏👏👏
I think that’s either a torcher method or a way to break up with a friend....
Fans: Use plant spray
Dan: Just smack em with a baseball bat
"We can just smack it"
Dan 2018
13:18 I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH LOL! 😂😂😂🤣
Dan my little brother was jumping on my back and it hurt so bad but your videos made me feel so much better I don't know what I would have done without you
Mindblower Gaming hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha why was he jumping on u?!?!?!
Why is this surprising?
I don't know 'cause little brothers are the Eggmans of the world