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  • @C0wy_
    @C0wy_ 3 месяца назад +1342

    another complaint i can make is that guinea pigs NEED to have at least one partner, they're very social animals. hate it when media portrays only having one as ok

    • @soupdragonuk
      @soupdragonuk 3 месяца назад +80

      Very true. We had about 3 guinea pigs I think. They were always having fun.

    • @marissat7150
      @marissat7150 3 месяца назад +37

      i feel like my fam always gets the oddball pet because our first gunie pig didn't want others at all. she was quiet content with just us ^^;

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist 3 месяца назад +57

      In Germany it's illegal to keep only one, because it's cruelty otherwise

    • @angelachristina
      @angelachristina 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@BlackOrderAlchemistSame here in Austria

    • @C0wy_
      @C0wy_ 3 месяца назад +20

      @@BlackOrderAlchemist and Switzerland

  • @RaulRaulitoR
    @RaulRaulitoR 3 месяца назад +990

    Chilean here, I think she is trying to say "Chaito amigos" but the voice actor said something else.

    • @EdithVonPants
      @EdithVonPants 3 месяца назад +52

      What does chaito mean?

    • @RaulRaulitoR
      @RaulRaulitoR 3 месяца назад +174

      @@EdithVonPants There are many ways to say Goodbye in Spanish. Chaito is a cute way of saying goodbye. The most "common" way of saying it would be Chao or Adios.

    • @javihernandez8267
      @javihernandez8267 3 месяца назад +31

      Wena po compareeeee

    • @RaulRaulitoR
      @RaulRaulitoR 3 месяца назад +25

      @@javihernandez8267 Representando🤣🤣

    • @aikou2886
      @aikou2886 3 месяца назад +12

      I think I can hear that from the second time she says it.

  • @EmberEvermore
    @EmberEvermore 3 месяца назад +319

    Oh my gosh, I gasped when she imagined God taking away her princess dress, bit of trauma there. Growing up as a little Mormon girl they really pushed the idea that you are God’s little princess, and messing up means you lose that.

    • @scottoleson1997
      @scottoleson1997 3 месяца назад +11

      I’ve never heard anyone use that term before. Maybe that was just your ward or teacher

    • @RinkuStars
      @RinkuStars 3 месяца назад +10

      100% the idea that we are all queens and kings in God's kingdom is so real. And the point that mormonism just instills doing the right, not because it is right, but because otherwise we face punishment is very real.

    • @em13-zz3ps
      @em13-zz3ps Месяц назад +6

      I mean, I’m Catholic and I believe that as His daughter I am His princess…however messing up doesn’t make me, or any daughter of God, lose it. That’s messed up.

    • @mayasphere
      @mayasphere Месяц назад

      @@scottoleson1997just cause you haven’t heard it doesn’t mean someone else hasn’t omg 😂

    • @sunny.rainbows
      @sunny.rainbows Месяц назад +1

      Hi! Ex Mormon here. Nursery isn’t considered a part of Primary. It’s usually where the adults drop off the little-er kids, so that way the adults can go to their meetings. That being said, Mormonism teachings still would be implemented for the older young kids. Also, a lot of the Mormon songs are unironically fire

  • @mommyofkittens4809
    @mommyofkittens4809 3 месяца назад +346

    The girl has to accept not getting her soccer lesson and her disappointment dismissed for the sake of a lesson. The boy’s plane is broken by accident and his feelings of disappointment are taken more seriously.

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 месяца назад +74

      And when Izabel says it was an accident all Mom can manage is 'He's been working on this for weeks!' Thanks Mom.

    • @titanomachy2217
      @titanomachy2217 3 месяца назад +13

      They might have taught her how to do a bicycle kick in between scenes, I mean she never brings up being disappointed in that way or whatever.

    • @mommyofkittens4809
      @mommyofkittens4809 3 месяца назад

      @@titanomachy2217in Mormonism girls quickly learn to hide their disappointment. Don’t want to be constantly told you’re selfish after all

    • @mommyofkittens4809
      @mommyofkittens4809 3 месяца назад +50

      @@royalblanket yup. Boys things are treated with more importance.

    • @supermaximglitchy1
      @supermaximglitchy1 3 месяца назад +4

      Football*

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum 3 месяца назад +581

    Cringe challenge: Lost the moment you uttered the word Mormon; died of cringe the moment the little girl started flossing.

    • @koduflower2000
      @koduflower2000 3 месяца назад +9

      Me too

    • @izzycrislip7433
      @izzycrislip7433 3 месяца назад +8

      Me 3

    • @Raphaeltheslayer
      @Raphaeltheslayer 3 месяца назад

      Honestly the only thing I’ve heard being associated with Mormons is “doormat” (basically saying they let everyone walk all over them)

    • @cosmicrais
      @cosmicrais 3 месяца назад +19

      I lost at razzle dazzle

    • @SteveFromMinecraftMovie
      @SteveFromMinecraftMovie 3 месяца назад +3

      I like the art style and the animation two but the history is boring bro I feel like it had potential to be a good children's show sadly it's a Mormon show where they are tying to brain wash people.

  • @32_ashtontan91
    @32_ashtontan91 3 месяца назад +161

    "Wiggle-itis" sounds like a euphemism for adhd

    • @fidgeting_firefly
      @fidgeting_firefly 2 месяца назад +24

      Literally. As an ADHDer, it really upsets me to imply that fighting (and in many cases, stimming) should be or needs to be "cured." The ableism in this cartoon's idea that "reverence" for some image of a deity will make you more "Well behaved" (and therefore less disabled) is honestly what upsets me the most of what I've seen in this video.

    • @32_ashtontan91
      @32_ashtontan91 2 месяца назад +6

      @@fidgeting_firefly same, that part was also mildly infuriating for me

    • @p3nnyl4ne12
      @p3nnyl4ne12 29 дней назад +2

      i was thinking the same thing

  • @ErebosGR
    @ErebosGR 3 месяца назад +103

    Imagine if Danny had ADHD or was autistic. He just had to "pray it away"!

    • @spaghettiisyummy.3623
      @spaghettiisyummy.3623 2 месяца назад +3

      That's fucked up.. :(

    • @ExNotAnti
      @ExNotAnti 16 дней назад +1

      As an AuDHD exmo, my parents don't believe in or approve of me receiving help for my mental health - they believe all I need is to go back to church and God will fix me...

  • @Frognymphthing
    @Frognymphthing 3 месяца назад +529

    She hates butterflies,but has butterflies drawn on the wall of her cardboard box 😭

    • @donttouchme9063
      @donttouchme9063 3 месяца назад +83

      The guinea pig drew them. And considering it tried to kill her in the previous episode, guinea pig drew it out of spite 🥲

    • @Frognymphthing
      @Frognymphthing 3 месяца назад +19

      @@donttouchme9063 Oh,makes sense 😭

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 3 месяца назад +22

      If she developes lepidopterophobia (fear of butterflies), that pet certainly would draw butterflies all over her room walls.

    • @Frognymphthing
      @Frognymphthing 3 месяца назад +11

      @@Tabascofanatikerin What does her pet have against her? 😭

    • @nobitches9828
      @nobitches9828 3 месяца назад

      @@Frognymphthingby keeping only one guinea pig

  • @Kottastrophe
    @Kottastrophe 3 месяца назад +272

    I'm from Utah. The reason Primary/Seminary is legal is because the building it's taught in is built just barely off school property, and the class period shows as just a free period on their transcripts.

    • @kristinesharp6286
      @kristinesharp6286 3 месяца назад +12

      Actually the reason for time release began in NY state. My husband got bused during the school day once a week for religious education and was Catholic. Most religions have people volunteer to teach it so it’s don’t off school and work hours. But the Mormons really didn’t start their own school systems like the Jewish and Catholics and just built a building near every high school in the west so they could do time release. They only need religious instruction for 4 years.

    • @KeithWagner8
      @KeithWagner8 3 месяца назад +4

      Wait, they have Primary inbetween elementary school classes? I thought that was a highschool thing

    • @Kottastrophe
      @Kottastrophe 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@KeithWagner8, as far as I'm aware it's only junior high and high school. I mostly just said Primary cause that's what they call it in the cartoon lol

    • @kristinesharp6286
      @kristinesharp6286 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Kottastrophe LDS seminary is high school. One year doctrine and covenants, one year Book of Mormon, one year old and New Testament combined one year Pear of Great Price. They cycle through the four so by the time everyone is out they will have spent a year on each book. Primary ends at 11. Age 12 they move on up but still have only church day learning and maybe an activity night. It’s only four years of high school they have before or after school seminary as a class or they get time release to take the class in a building next to the high school.

    • @scottoleson1997
      @scottoleson1997 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Kottastropheit’s not required either. I would drive there, drop off my brother and sleep in the car until school started

  • @ivoryremains
    @ivoryremains 3 месяца назад +387

    greatest inaccuracy was when the mother called her like "Isa, ven aqui ahora" instead of "ISABEL SONRISA NAVARRO VEN PARA ACA"

    • @genio2509
      @genio2509 3 месяца назад +18

      Facts

    • @genio2509
      @genio2509 3 месяца назад +45

      But you missed
      VEN PARA ACÁ AHORA MISMO

    • @genesislandia13
      @genesislandia13 3 месяца назад +15

      "Ven pa'ca"

    • @kavithanair462
      @kavithanair462 2 месяца назад

      Whats that in english?

    • @BookWormYuri
      @BookWormYuri 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@kavithanair462"ISABEL SONRISA NAVARRO, GET OVER HERE"

  • @zigzagzebra9902
    @zigzagzebra9902 3 месяца назад +113

    20:52 Very harmful scene in sight!
    ADHD is not a disease, you can handle it with help, but MY GOD! Never ever try to suppress it. This scene was painful to see

    • @Robohead-z6z
      @Robohead-z6z 3 месяца назад +5

      It may not be that. If they’re under 7 then they’re too young to be diagnosed.

    • @zigzagzebra9902
      @zigzagzebra9902 3 месяца назад +18

      @@Robohead-z6z I know, but It's hard to watch this without having flashbacks... At least to me. :(

    • @criticalgutz
      @criticalgutz 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Robohead-z6z that is not ture

    • @vvolfaadala7634
      @vvolfaadala7634 2 месяца назад

      Incorrect ​@@Robohead-z6z

  • @JustCallMeEevee
    @JustCallMeEevee 3 месяца назад +346

    ‘Restaurant favorito’ had me dying. Like, I’m alright with “We’ll be right there, mi amor” as long as it’s consistent as it’s like calling a family member “boo” or “honey” to me, but ‘RESTAURANT FAVORITO’?? That has no flow. My girl, just use full English or Spanish. D:

    • @hittsrus5185
      @hittsrus5185 3 месяца назад +6

      Agreed lol

    • @Crazycaballero
      @Crazycaballero 3 месяца назад +5

      English or Spanish 😐

    • @the_worst_wolverine
      @the_worst_wolverine 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Crazycaballero “baby you got somethin’ in your nose”

    • @nobitches9828
      @nobitches9828 3 месяца назад

      @@Crazycaballerofirst one who moves is gay

    • @mjs1goodfish
      @mjs1goodfish 3 месяца назад +3

      @@the_worst_wolverinesniffing that k did u feel the hole

  • @callmechunlin
    @callmechunlin 3 месяца назад +112

    Look, I'm from Chile and in the place where I live (Concepcion) there is a GIGANTIC Mormon temple, and it has so much light in its surroundings at night that you can see for miles. The electricity bill must be unimaginable💀

    • @Posyvids
      @Posyvids 3 месяца назад +5

      I work nearby and every time I pass the cathedral I think the same. I'm quite sure Mormons are happy to pay for that bill. Also I was invited to see it from inside. Big yikes.

  • @BrianDrake-gs4zk
    @BrianDrake-gs4zk 3 месяца назад +307

    Never realized that the Bible was a power bottom!

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 3 месяца назад +40

      Lmaoooo
      Fanfiction incoming

    • @Ankr_89
      @Ankr_89 3 месяца назад +27

      Me and the Bible have something in common :0

    • @SMACKADOOS
      @SMACKADOOS 3 месяца назад +18

      *I think you just made a brand new sentence.*

    • @LittleFoxBooks
      @LittleFoxBooks 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Ankr_89 I CHOKED WHEN I READ THIS LMAOOOO

    • @YoshiCh1ef-je6me
      @YoshiCh1ef-je6me 3 месяца назад +5

      To the Mormons it sure is LOL

  • @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim
    @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim 3 месяца назад +318

    The 'primary' is the 'sundayschool' of the LDS church.

    • @Nightmare_in_your_closet
      @Nightmare_in_your_closet 3 месяца назад +7

      I went to a Sunday school and can confirm it sucks

    • @Daisy-kg4ho
      @Daisy-kg4ho 3 месяца назад +7

      Not exactly. Primary is the Sunday school for children under a certain age. Then it’s split up into young men/women. Once you hit young men/women and the adult groups you still have a coed class called Sunday school. They alternate every other week.

    • @NerdEmoji1067
      @NerdEmoji1067 3 месяца назад

      Kind of. Primary is just for kids under age of 12, basically you just sing songs about praising Joseph smith and stuff and then once you turn 12, you’ll go into young men’s/women’s and that’s when the real indoctrination begins.

    • @matexplores32
      @matexplores32 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Nightmare_in_your_closetSunday school of lds or a Baptist Sunday school

    • @PhoenixRush42
      @PhoenixRush42 3 месяца назад +2

      I would say yes primary is like the Sunday school for the younger children and they do end up splitting off once your age increases but what he actually described when you were going to classes in between your schooling that's called seminary and you usually take that in high school And that's offered all around the country not just Utah

  • @FreyjaRKim
    @FreyjaRKim 3 месяца назад +675

    Man, that bit about forgiving is so toxic. I immediately remember how my own relatives did my family wrong and everyone just expected me to forgive them and pretend nothing happened 😂 I forgave you for my sake, but I will never talk to you again 😂

    • @PansyPops
      @PansyPops 3 месяца назад +89

      The forgiving bit also drives a message that you should feel guilt for being angry. Emotions are normal, nothing wrong with being angry at someone. Harbouring a grudge isn’t good, but at the same time you don’t necessarily have to instantly _forgive_ someone.

    • @lordfreerealestate8302
      @lordfreerealestate8302 3 месяца назад +53

      Oh yeah. My family told me to forgive the other family member who CSA'd me and brutalized me. There's often more onus for behavioural change on the abused and not the abuser. It's a weaponization of forgiveness ... they just don't want to hold the abuser accountable or deal with the reality there's an abuser in their ranks. Enabler family members are just too selfish and spineless.

    • @dartz005
      @dartz005 3 месяца назад +24

      And of course, they never bring mention to forgiving someone for doing something that got them to become disfellowshipped, or whatever the Mormon equivalent is. Because like with all cults, you're not allowed to forgive an ex-member unless they come crawling back to the cult.

    • @IreneSaltini
      @IreneSaltini 3 месяца назад +19

      Out of all the things I despise Christian religions for, their obsession with forgiveness is probably in the top three. To put it in the (poorly translated) words of an oooold comic:
      “But Jesus showed us to forgive and turn the other cheek!”
      “And they nailed him to a cross! He suffered so that we may learn what NOT to do.”

    • @Thecocotiel
      @Thecocotiel 3 месяца назад +11

      I didn’t know this was such a common experience amongst Mormons! My grandparents would always tell me that I was in the wrong when I didn’t forgive them, even if they never gave a sincere apology.

  • @Minty1337
    @Minty1337 3 месяца назад +255

    not gonna lie, I never considered watching a morman movie in my life until I heard the plot summary of 'inspired guns', that sounds hilarious if they did it right

    • @sophiebophiex
      @sophiebophiex 3 месяца назад +1

      if it weren’t, y’know, made by mormons, i’d probably watch it

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 3 месяца назад +16

      I know, right? I'm going to ask my mormon friends if they can show it to me.

    • @def_needed_tips
      @def_needed_tips 3 месяца назад +27

      Yea, I just about died from the clip in the video, I agree if they did the movie right, it would be absolutely hilarious.

    • @doctabaldhead
      @doctabaldhead 2 месяца назад +9

      I hear there are a few unironically fun Mormon movies out there which is odd since most Christian movies are just abysmal in general. There is one about pirates that I really want to see but can't find anywhere.

    • @averyraven631
      @averyraven631 Месяц назад +5

      Ex Mormon here who has seen the movie! Its kinda funny! It's good in the way a bad movie is? I wouldn't say you're missing much by not watching it but out of the movies i was allowed to watch on Sunday growing up, it was definitely my favorite.

  • @rei-the-cabbage
    @rei-the-cabbage 3 месяца назад +245

    How dare they use my country in vain-
    💀🇨🇱✨

  • @LatinusQ
    @LatinusQ 3 месяца назад +193

    At 2:46 I feel you Panda. As a Latino myself, it makes me cringe so hard when they do that. I get that child is hispanic, don’t have to make it more obvious 😭

    • @Bromvolod
      @Bromvolod 3 месяца назад +7

      I hate when they do it it in any language. It's just... _ughhh_

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 3 месяца назад +2

      So...what DOES the girl say to the audience in the end of every episode?? :D

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Bromvolod "Hey, Anna, before we eat ze LEBERWURSCHT for ze BROTZEIT, let's say a prayer and when we are done, don't forget to help your BRUDER with hiz homework."

    • @enasan9406
      @enasan9406 Месяц назад +1

      It's like they watched Dora the Explorer and thought: "yes, this is an accurate cultural representation of latins" 😮‍💨

    • @huguesdepayens807
      @huguesdepayens807 27 дней назад

      This is why I refuse to speak Spanish about mestizos

  • @flo-gz3qg
    @flo-gz3qg 3 месяца назад +43

    Chilean here, the animation has some inaccuracies ☝️🤓
    2:57 we don't call chili peppers "chiles", mexicans call them that. We call them "ajíes"(plural) or "ají" (singular). A more accurate name for the restaurant would be "Los tres ajíes".
    7:05 I guess she is saying "Chaito amigos", but no one in Chile says goodbye like that, we just say "Chao" (Everytime Isabela says it, I die on the inside)
    14:20 Again, we don't use "Ven aquí ahora", instead we say "Ven para acá al tiro!" or "Ven al tiro conchetumare!". The phrases that the animation uses are neutral spanish, not chilean spanish
    20:16 WE DON'T SAY "AH YA YAI" THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MEXICAN ESTEREOTYPE, WHO WROTE THIS THING???
    The only thing the cartoon got right was our love for football, we're very passionate about it (we would never call it soccer)
    This is one of the few chilean representations that i've ever seen, and it's really fucking terrible.
    Also, are the characters in Chile or are they supposed to be a chilean family living in the US? I never got that 💀

    • @turkey4802
      @turkey4802 3 месяца назад

      They don’t know how Chileans act, they decide to use Mexican stereotypes instead of looking up simple stuff

    • @darkseraphim6793
      @darkseraphim6793 3 месяца назад +5

      feels more “chilean family in us.”

    • @lohik-aarme
      @lohik-aarme 3 месяца назад +5

      Do you think these guys will bother with acuracy?

    • @COS947-o2t
      @COS947-o2t Месяц назад +1

      They are basically a Chilean family living in the US since the people around them speak English.

  • @TheCuteHistorian
    @TheCuteHistorian 3 месяца назад +195

    I am in a wheelchair. This was painfully relatable. I remember watching kids play sports and you just sort of sit there and watch it. Got to the point where I hated sports. I still won’t watch them like it. It’s football season in my family’s watching I have to not watch because you just sit there in school and watch the kids play and it’s not fun

    • @hittsrus5185
      @hittsrus5185 3 месяца назад +16

      ❤ thank you for sharing. Ideas for how we can make it better for future generations of wheelchair users? I've seen inclusive parks and know there are para Olympics, but that isn't available everywhere everyday.

    • @MyInsanityPersonafiedlol
      @MyInsanityPersonafiedlol 3 месяца назад +7

      There’s a whole other world outside of sports. And there’s sports that can be played with a wheelchair.

    • @BuddyLee23
      @BuddyLee23 3 месяца назад +2

      Sportsball (any and all) is a fools distraction. You’ve got one life to live, why waste it on a social-emotional escape?

    • @MyInsanityPersonafiedlol
      @MyInsanityPersonafiedlol 3 месяца назад +2

      @@BuddyLee23 you don’t make his decisions for him

    • @MyInsanityPersonafiedlol
      @MyInsanityPersonafiedlol 3 месяца назад +11

      @@BuddyLee23 also that’s kinda a weeb thing to say

  • @lordfreerealestate8302
    @lordfreerealestate8302 3 месяца назад +32

    I honestly think Danny is at fault for leaving his small, fragile model plane on the floor where anyone could've stepped on it or have not seen it.

    • @TempestFNG
      @TempestFNG 3 месяца назад +8

      Yeah, but the way she squashed it was a little contrived. I think I would have had her step on it because she wasn't paying attention or running around.

  • @bottlerofgames
    @bottlerofgames 3 месяца назад +165

    8:10 "babe, wake up, new Mormon lore just dropped" im dead here💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @4smoteeth
    @4smoteeth 3 месяца назад +89

    "Chaito" is like a baby way of saying "Chau" or "Chao" which are a way of saying goodbye.

    • @naomirose9498
      @naomirose9498 3 месяца назад +10

      Like "bye bye"?

    • @turkey4802
      @turkey4802 3 месяца назад +5

      @@naomirose9498Basically yea

  • @cupidsinluv
    @cupidsinluv 3 месяца назад +168

    as a ex mormon from idaho (who’s still forced to go to church, as a minor) primary is a sunday school class, so it’s not in schools (until you’re about 14, then in high school, there’s an extracurricular class called seminary) instead, primary is during church
    when we go to church, our schedule is usually a meeting (1 hour) and then there’s second hour:
    • babies go to the nursery (infant - 3 years old i think) there are usually a few adults there just to watch over them. they listen to church songs, but that’s it for the mormon part (1 hour)
    • kids go to primary (3years old - 12 years), which is basically as portrayed in the video. they stay in primary for 30 minutes and then switch to their classes. (30 mins in primary, 30 mins in classes)
    • teenagers / “young men and young women” (ages 12-18) - go to their classes in age grouped classes, usually we just use birth year though. (ex: 2008s all in one class, not separated by gender). for the first sunday of the week you go to young women’s/young men’s, where you’re separated by age, and learn how to be a good wife/husband and obey the lord.
    • 18 years old - at the end of the high school year, you get called to a meeting about missions (i admittedly don’t know much about these, but they show you videos and you can get called to a mission)
    • adults - there’s an adult men’s portion, and an adult women’s portion, or they’re teachers.

    • @MaggieDaArtist
      @MaggieDaArtist 3 месяца назад +11

      As another minor exmo- couldn’t have been more accurately described!

    • @ivoryp8304
      @ivoryp8304 3 месяца назад +5

      I came here to say the same thing. 😅

    • @-PoppedC0rn-
      @-PoppedC0rn- 3 месяца назад +10

      I'm a minor exmo, and this is perfectly described. Can't wait t be 18 tbh

    • @Juwon-zr4bo
      @Juwon-zr4bo 3 месяца назад +5

      @@-PoppedC0rn-same 😩😩😩

    • @gumisora
      @gumisora 3 месяца назад

      I was a Christian and they had it when I grown up, but they separate by gender. Babies group, Kids group by gender and when you became a teenager to the woman's and mens group (I didn't become a teenager in that church, bc mine open a new one and we got teenagers Saturday night)

  • @yourlocalklutz
    @yourlocalklutz 3 месяца назад +63

    im an exmormon, and i remember in primary we used to sing and then have a fun activity. but then they decided to remove the activity part because "gOD SaId sO". then it was just boring singing and then classes
    im still mad about that

    • @ArguAngels
      @ArguAngels 3 месяца назад +13

      And on the 1.64 trillionth day, God said, "Let there be boredom." And there was boredom (Mormonbullshitus 12:16)

    • @turkey4802
      @turkey4802 3 месяца назад +6

      @@ArguAngelsI’m sorry is it ok to say that this made this laugh?

    • @ArguAngels
      @ArguAngels 3 месяца назад +4

      @turkey4802 Absolutely! :D

    • @elsinaattheworkshop
      @elsinaattheworkshop 3 месяца назад +5

      Where did god say we can't have fun???😭

  • @amaravazquez8591
    @amaravazquez8591 3 месяца назад +51

    Thank you for bringing up the "forced Spanish" trope. I'm a non-Spanish speaking Latina but I've always found that super cringey. A sign that a piece of media was made by non-Hispanics.

    • @lulococo9700
      @lulococo9700 2 месяца назад +4

      I think a lot of people speak Spanglish, but no one actually speaks Dora irl. Thats why its a dead giveaway

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck Месяц назад

      @@lulococo9700 Then again, Dora tends to sound like some weird alien.

  • @hopehilton
    @hopehilton 3 месяца назад +41

    “I’m feeling really nervous about my, well, everything.”
    Same.

  • @michellecrihfield3817
    @michellecrihfield3817 3 месяца назад +73

    I never knew working could be so fun---said no kid ever

  • @francisvalentinemixes5277
    @francisvalentinemixes5277 3 месяца назад +67

    Don't know if that was an added sound effect or not but the fart sound in the Caleb and Sophia clip and then the old guys face had me ROLLING. He was like, "Oh sh-t, I just SH-T my PANTS"

    • @genio2509
      @genio2509 3 месяца назад +10

      It's real (for the ball deflating) but it does sound like a fart lol

  • @daveporter0217
    @daveporter0217 3 месяца назад +55

    Your critiques of LDS cartoons has unlocked long lost memories. About 30 years ago, i briefly had a Mormon friend who could never play on Sunday, as it was "family day." She never tried to convert me, as i have never been religious.

  • @twicethegalo
    @twicethegalo 3 месяца назад +24

    Not gonna lie, that Inspired Guns one about the 'Boss' sounds like a potential banger comedy with two mormons unknowingly getting into a mafia

  • @KdogTop
    @KdogTop 3 месяца назад +38

    I think im gonna start calling my adhd wiggleitis from now on

  • @jasminahaverinen5759
    @jasminahaverinen5759 3 месяца назад +88

    Here in Finland TODAY there is the largest jehovas whitness gathering. There are 40 000 withnesses from wich 4500 are visitors from other countries all over the world.
    They were all over on my way to work and all the women wore little house on the prairie clothes and all had the same hairdo like they actually looked like FLDS members.
    The men all wore suits and carried suitcases.
    All of them wore a identification card around their necks so no outsider can come.
    Just thought might be interesting to hear as you uploaded the same day as I was absolutely baffled by the sight of these very cultu looking cult members all travelling to the capital.
    It was bonkers fr.

    • @ozmiumYT
      @ozmiumYT 3 месяца назад +1

      the day after juhannus?

    • @jasminahaverinen5759
      @jasminahaverinen5759 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ozmiumYT yes actually it was 4 day event

    • @ozmiumYT
      @ozmiumYT 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jasminahaverinen5759 damn how did i miss that..? i always see the JWs at steissi standing there in suits (i also wear suits, just more colorful ones) and wonder if they manage to catch anyone in their cult

    • @ExNotAnti
      @ExNotAnti 16 дней назад

      I'm laughing at the thought of FLDS in Finland... or that many FLDS...

  • @sufurrancho
    @sufurrancho 3 месяца назад +61

    in chilean soccer=jugar a la pelota
    and yes, in chile we say "chaito" ...small chao

  • @BipBopB
    @BipBopB 3 месяца назад +18

    I got mormon ads at the beginning and end of this video. I won't let them "cure" my wiggle-itis!

  • @mjg8058
    @mjg8058 3 месяца назад +51

    20:10 I can confirm that if this happened in a meeting, Dani would be taken out of the room. If any kid get's 'too loud' than the parent will take them out of the room, typically to the bathroom or a hallway, tell them that they need to behave, and go back in. They wouldn't just wait until they get home.

    • @kokuhakuqiun4215
      @kokuhakuqiun4215 3 месяца назад +1

      My papa (he’s my grandfather but we call him papa) once when we misbehaved he took my sister out and presumably beat her on the butt with his belt for her misbehavior. This is when we were young enough to need to be monitored 24/7/365 by adults.

  • @aricraft9232
    @aricraft9232 3 месяца назад +14

    knowing spanish makes the random words even more painful, they sound like dora the explorer 😭

    • @enchantedpsychic4988
      @enchantedpsychic4988 3 месяца назад +4

      Random Mormon kid: Mom, can we watch Dora the Explorer?
      Mom: We have Dora the Explorer at home.
      Dora the Explorer at home:

  • @sophiegerlofs4611
    @sophiegerlofs4611 2 месяца назад +9

    14:51 okay the throwing the pillow wasn't an accident, but the fact that it landed on the toy plane and broke it was the accident.

  • @deathdrivesapontiac
    @deathdrivesapontiac 3 месяца назад +156

    It will be 1am where I live. Everyone plz enjoy on my behalf

    • @TheEarthySwan
      @TheEarthySwan 3 месяца назад +8

      How was this comment made 3 days ago when this video was uploaded an hour ago?

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 3 месяца назад +17

      @@TheEarthySwan Probably a patron, they get videos earlier before others!

    • @mungelomwaangasikateyo376
      @mungelomwaangasikateyo376 3 месяца назад +4

      We gatchu

    • @KetsaKunta
      @KetsaKunta 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@TheEarthySwanpremier most likely

    • @tihoprskalo7719
      @tihoprskalo7719 3 месяца назад +3

      Hi future generations 🤠🖖🏻

  • @Elizabeth-hc3mi
    @Elizabeth-hc3mi 3 месяца назад +62

    "Inspidered Guns" seems like a knockoff of this comedy series, "Studio C" sketch about two missionaries showing up and being taken for messages from the mafia. It's actually really funny, so maybe the movie is worth a go 😂

    • @mushu_beardie2556
      @mushu_beardie2556 3 месяца назад +10

      I'm exmormon, and I still like studio C (the old studio c, it kind of jumped the shark by like season 7, but whatever). They did have some genuinely funny stuff.

    • @Elizabeth-hc3mi
      @Elizabeth-hc3mi 3 месяца назад +9

      @@mushu_beardie2556 Same. It's not like they put any religious propaganda in their work. Their just creators who happen to be Mormon.

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 3 месяца назад +4

      That's what I thought. they're both run by Mormons, so it's a bit understandable. also, that sketch really is something that would make a good full movie.

    • @CalliopePony
      @CalliopePony 18 дней назад

      I thought the same thing. This is the sketch: ruclips.net/video/ofW4-xePKVA/видео.html

  • @magicalpasta5462
    @magicalpasta5462 3 месяца назад +17

    Tbh at least the Mormons in these are very supportive of their child's interests unlike the Jehovah's who think having hobbies is evil

    • @mizv4043
      @mizv4043 2 месяца назад +1

      they also let their children be friends with non mormons

    • @magicalpasta5462
      @magicalpasta5462 Месяц назад

      @@mizv4043 I'm dating a guy who was baptized Mormon, he isn't practicing. I'm not religious in any kind of way. We have been dating for almost 5 years

  • @MirjanaMehicic
    @MirjanaMehicic 3 месяца назад +44

    We are geting mormend with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @HappyThoughts-HAPPY-THOU-xx3gm
    @HappyThoughts-HAPPY-THOU-xx3gm 3 месяца назад +13

    “There is only one known cure.”
    Crack?
    *Love how we immediately jumped to cocaine*

  • @otter.anarchy
    @otter.anarchy 3 месяца назад +39

    7:16 i think she meant "Chaito amigos" an diminutive of "Chao" which is a form of goodbye in Latin-America lol

  • @alextheasparagus6675
    @alextheasparagus6675 3 месяца назад +28

    The song she’s playing at 11:00 sounds like ‘Nearer, my God, to thee’, which isn’t specifically Mormon (I think) but it is indeed fire. Especially when they sing it at the end of Midnight Mass.

    • @kawaiiSweden
      @kawaiiSweden 3 месяца назад +4

      It always reminds me of Titanic.

    • @thelearningmethod
      @thelearningmethod 3 месяца назад +3

      I think the hymn was written by a Unitarian. And yes, it's associated with the Titanic since it was played during the sinking.

    • @Kel-u4g
      @Kel-u4g 3 месяца назад +1

      As a Mormon that actually is "Nearer, my God, to Thee" :) and I don't know if it is specifically Mormon but it is a song sung at church

    • @Demonic_Bee
      @Demonic_Bee 3 месяца назад +1

      there's also a primary version using that tune (i thinks it's called something like 'i wonder when he comes again') which talks about a kid wondering about what they think the mormon version of the second coming would be like and their worries. I never really liked singing that one because it always left me with dread

    • @mizv4043
      @mizv4043 2 месяца назад +2

      its not specifically mormon. christian churches before they went the modern route used to sing this

  • @emilyrothman5869
    @emilyrothman5869 3 месяца назад +15

    I'm surprised the mother didn't call Dani out for leaving something like that on the ground for it to be broken. Anyone in the house could have stepped on or tripped over it. Yeah, she shouldn't have thrown pillows around but Dani also should've never left it on the ground in the first place for it to get smashed.

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 3 месяца назад +14

    Continuity error: at 11:43 the hamster drew a butterfly on the wall and on 16:21 there is no butterfly. I knew they're not gonna keep it (and the plant got a pot)
    19:15 the wheelchair just slides, wheels don't move. If wheels aren't needed then it could be just chair

  • @narwhals4550
    @narwhals4550 3 месяца назад +9

    Small correction* Primary school is a 'class' where mormon kids are taught stories from the book. Then we go to a diffent 'class' where we learn some sort of lesson.

  • @LadyEvilest
    @LadyEvilest 3 месяца назад +9

    The bricks analogy falls apart when you point out that heavy things are easier to carry when you hold them close to you.

  • @syppy7416
    @syppy7416 3 месяца назад +8

    okay the premise of "Inspired Guns" does sound genuinely funny

  • @Where_is_Waldo
    @Where_is_Waldo 3 месяца назад +15

    19:31 Quit your childlike joy! We're tying to instill fear in you!

  • @candyandcarmel
    @candyandcarmel 3 месяца назад +16

    as a forced mormon (i’m a minor) the worst part of being a teen mormon is semenary. it’s essentially an extra class you have to wake up 2 hours before school for, even less sleep yay!!

    • @treepelta113
      @treepelta113 2 месяца назад +2

      Hang in there until you're 18! You can start making your own choices and do what's right for you instead of what's forced on you. I believe in you

    • @candyandcarmel
      @candyandcarmel 2 месяца назад +2

      @@treepelta113 ty

  • @xstrawberryaveryx9550
    @xstrawberryaveryx9550 3 месяца назад +4

    10:45 "By the time Isabelle finished her prayer, hundreds of children all over the world died from chronic disease, but sure Isabelle, heavenly father is going to help you play the piano."
    I died at this 🤣

  • @SafetyDan101
    @SafetyDan101 3 месяца назад +4

    This is some wild shit. That backpack full of rocks thing is something they legit did at the conversion camps in Utah.

  • @theplushybros6140
    @theplushybros6140 3 месяца назад +11

    In Utah, the Mormon church buys land right next to the school, where they build their “institutes”, which allows them to bypass the law about separation of church and state. Since these lessons happen on “private property” it’s perfectly legal

  • @kristinesharp6286
    @kristinesharp6286 3 месяца назад +10

    Why couldn’t the dad just said to the girl he has to change the date to another time and why. Why did mom have to do it and make her feel selfish.

  • @kkyay7273
    @kkyay7273 3 месяца назад +14

    I think the Mormon cartoons worked I feel Mormier than ever 😔😔🙏🙏

  • @remmylol
    @remmylol 3 месяца назад +15

    as a ex-mormon i appreciate the rep because these are crazy relatable but in a negative way 😭😭

  • @scrapjack6714
    @scrapjack6714 3 месяца назад +13

    Probably a dozen people who’ve explained this already, but the primary program only oversees church education of kids 18 months-11 years. 12-17 year olds are overseen by the young men/women programs depending upon whether you’re a boy or girl.
    The church education program that runs during school hours in Utah, and some areas of Arizona/Idaho with large populations of Mormons is the Seminary program for YM/YW. I’m not 100% how it works out Arizona/Idaho, but in Utah students are temporarily “taken out” of school for “released time” to go to seminary. Which is essentially the same protocol used so parents can pull their kids from school to go to a doctor’s appointment or something.
    Outside of Utah and these areas there’s still a seminary program for teens, but it’s usually held very early in the morning around 5:30-6:30 a.m., or later in the evenings past 7:00. Though early morning seminary is also an option for teens who don’t want to use up a class slot at school.

  • @javihernandez8267
    @javihernandez8267 3 месяца назад +13

    7:20 yeah! Chilean here :D
    Chaito is like a cute way of saying "chao" which means "goodbye". I don't think other latino countries use chao tho

  • @Spingebil
    @Spingebil Месяц назад +1

    24:31 “Someone convinces you that you’re broken, and then sells you the cure.”
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @yetet
    @yetet 3 месяца назад +4

    i did NOT need that kid telling me about how hes "gonna get wet"

  • @LawlessJ
    @LawlessJ 3 месяца назад +11

    Ex-mo here. Here in AZ in junior high and high school we would walk across the street to go to “Seminary” which was a Mormon class during regular school days. It’s allowed legally because it’s not on school property and I didn’t receive any actual school credit for it. It was a zero-credit religious elective I guess. Your whole life is structured around the church and church activities as a Mormon which in turn makes it hard for people to leave because it’s a drastic life and social circle change. I think that keeps even people who no longer believe trapped because they don’t know what else to do. It’s super depressing. So glad I broke free!

    • @scottoleson1997
      @scottoleson1997 3 месяца назад

      Idk why everyone has these horrible experiences, like at least it wasn’t the Catholic Church. I told my parents I didn’t believe and when I turned 18 I could just stop going. No big deal

    • @LawlessJ
      @LawlessJ 3 месяца назад

      @@scottoleson1997 One of my best friends told his parents he didn’t believe in the Mormon church and they threw his stuff out of the house and said “I have no son.” Such loving family values 🙄

    • @scottoleson1997
      @scottoleson1997 3 месяца назад

      @@LawlessJ that’s very unfortunate, but most Mormon families will accept the fact that their children aren’t just carbon copies of themselves. Sounds like those parents have some severe unchecked mental issues.

    • @greatscottvids9410
      @greatscottvids9410 2 месяца назад +1

      Waking up at 5:30 for an extra church lesson was brutal with football practice

    • @em13-zz3ps
      @em13-zz3ps Месяц назад

      @@LawlessJI’m surprised that my best friends older brother is still allowed to live with them. He left the church and everything. But then again his mom and his sister are his only friends, sooooo

  • @Caize_
    @Caize_ 3 месяца назад +11

    it's so weird how similar these 3 cartoons are. they also remind me of matt and mandy, a comic from the friend magazine (mormon magazine for kids) about a brother and sister (i think they were twins but i'm not sure). always a brother and sister.
    it really bothers me that no one pointed out how dani left his apparently super fragile toy in the middle of the floor.

  • @ratkaelzey
    @ratkaelzey 2 месяца назад +2

    Okay, I’ve always scratched my head about the obsession around the kislux book totes and their practicality, but this one is adorable!! Congratulations

  • @edisopaw0648
    @edisopaw0648 3 месяца назад +16

    15:00 Dani is on his villain ark

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 3 месяца назад +12

    It’s not as evident in the main characters, but the background character designs are peak “American artists who don’t know anything about anime trying to do an anime style because that’s what the kids are into these days right”

  • @danielthtubb9592
    @danielthtubb9592 3 месяца назад +11

    🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱 WENA WEON CHILE MENTIONED 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱
    I guess that what the girl is saying (with weird pronunciation) at the end of each episode is "Chaíto", a diminutive version of "chao" so it's "bye bye"

  • @BringBackBibble
    @BringBackBibble 2 месяца назад +2

    10:51 WHERE ARE THE MINOR KEYS ON THE PIANO THEIR BUDGET WAS DEF $10 OR LESS😭

  • @XxZestFestxX
    @XxZestFestxX 3 месяца назад +7

    Can't wait! I love beinf educated by you Panda!!

  • @Eggratz
    @Eggratz 3 месяца назад +7

    CHILE MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ IM ALSO AN EX MORMON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @johnathanbruce8227
    @johnathanbruce8227 3 месяца назад +9

    6:56
    Isa: Is there someone you could help this week?
    Me: Yeah there is, I'm looking at her. And it's helping you understand that it's football where you live, not soccer.

    • @COS947-o2t
      @COS947-o2t Месяц назад

      And also if she’s from Chile she wouldn’t even speak English at all. Since the official language there is Spanish.

  • @St4rsfor_me
    @St4rsfor_me 3 месяца назад +10

    5:15 i mormoned when the supplies in the store were perfect and the paper bags weren’t soaked after a flood.

  • @Doodle128
    @Doodle128 2 месяца назад +3

    NOOOO, I LOST THE CHALLENGE, THIS WAS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE >:[

  • @silvermeasuringspoons6462
    @silvermeasuringspoons6462 3 месяца назад +14

    I read the thumbnail as Growing Up "Moron" 😅

  • @def_needed_tips
    @def_needed_tips 3 месяца назад +4

    Panda, you have got to do a review of "Inspired Guns"

  • @justinstewart6366
    @justinstewart6366 3 месяца назад +20

    Panda uploaded on my birthday awesome.

  • @historygames0133
    @historygames0133 3 месяца назад +10

    21:09 dawg i think thats adhd

    • @megamushroom
      @megamushroom 3 месяца назад +2

      HistoryGames013 EXACTLY!!!

  • @brittanycox8603
    @brittanycox8603 3 месяца назад +7

    So much cringe: missing out on family time for service, forcing kids to do things they don't want for the building of the kingdom, the forgiveness backpack lesson. Yep. My mormon life.

  • @pacoliebling
    @pacoliebling 3 месяца назад +4

    10:51 Animation budget apparently wasn't even enough to draw the black piano keys. Or remember that moving several keys to the left shouldn't usually lead to a higher note being played

  • @annastoria
    @annastoria Месяц назад +1

    Ex Mormon here, so primary is only on Sundays between Sunday classes. Seminary is a religious class for high schoolers where most Mormons have a release period at school where they either leave school for seminary or take the class before school starts at a church building.

  • @WEEB_TRASH2000
    @WEEB_TRASH2000 3 месяца назад +3

    This is very much what a person from Utah that's never left the state thinks that Chile is like.

  • @Purple_694
    @Purple_694 3 месяца назад +2

    Crazy thing about the hymn Isabel plays, I’m pretty sure it’s not a Mormon piece, or at least, it’s not only used by Mormons. The piece played is a rendition of “Nearer My God To Thee”, which was created in the 19th century by one Sarah Fuller Flower Adams. Apparently, she was a Unitarian, which with the little research I’ve done, (a few google searches) I think is not Mormon (at least not exclusively). Fun fact about the peace, it is said that as the RMS Titanic was sinking, the ships band played it to calm passengers. Not a single member of the band survived unfortunately, but it is truly poetic story.

  • @emmasmith2136
    @emmasmith2136 3 месяца назад +20

    Haha, you beat me to it. Was gonna say, I don't think I've ever heard a native Spanish speaker say "soccer"!
    *laughs in American*

    • @dudanunesbleff
      @dudanunesbleff 3 месяца назад

      Only Americans, and maybe Canadians, call "soccer" to the original football.

  • @cofeman347
    @cofeman347 3 месяца назад +5

    She's saying "chaito" like a diminutive of "chao"

  • @lakisoo
    @lakisoo 3 месяца назад +5

    Intersting funfact about song at 11 minute. It isn't only mormon's song. People also sing to it and play it during Catholical Masses.

  • @JonahIglesias
    @JonahIglesias 3 месяца назад +7

    I feel like it would be really cool if you had an interview with and Orthodox Christian. They’re probably the oldest and most traditional Christian sect so seeing them talk about the JW church would be interesting.

  • @unlimitedbug
    @unlimitedbug 3 месяца назад +3

    As a Utahn, the "separating church and state" thing goes entirely ignored. Politicians will literally consult the church before making decisions here.

  • @asophrone
    @asophrone 3 месяца назад +18

    7:05
    it sounded like she said "chao todos amigos!" but I really don't have a clue 😗

  • @asophrone
    @asophrone 3 месяца назад +8

    I'm sorry but you literally had me thinking that you voiced the dad

  • @LordZero666
    @LordZero666 3 месяца назад +2

    As a chilean i must say that they are not eating enough avocado toast for afternoon tea.

    • @genesislandia13
      @genesislandia13 3 месяца назад +1

      You are so right bestie, les falta el pan con palta y su tecito pa las 10 más uno.

    • @LordZero666
      @LordZero666 3 месяца назад

      @@genesislandia13 su huevito revuelto con pancito que sea.

  • @rei-the-cabbage
    @rei-the-cabbage 3 месяца назад +11

    20:17 I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANY OF US SAY Ah ya yai 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @xenay911
    @xenay911 3 месяца назад +3

    Apparently they put bricks into their pillows too cause you can’t tell me a sofa pillow broke that airplane LIKE THAT

  • @randomperson-ir6lf
    @randomperson-ir6lf 2 месяца назад +4

    6:08 Question is... why does he always gives her candy when he sees her at the bus stop? I dunno i find it weird...

  • @Bratcyberspace
    @Bratcyberspace 3 месяца назад +1

    Isa's imagination/thought bubble scenes look so much better than the actual animation.

  • @notthemama7296
    @notthemama7296 3 месяца назад +4

    15:36 Jazz hands Jesus!!!

  • @FuzzballStudios
    @FuzzballStudios 3 месяца назад +2

    The voice acting is giving me Vídeo Brinquedo vibes.

  • @АнтонНовиков-ю3э
    @АнтонНовиков-ю3э 3 месяца назад +3

    The way they multiple times pronounce "get wet" is so creepy💀💀💀

  • @SeelØ123-y7u
    @SeelØ123-y7u 6 дней назад +1

    I was a Mormon for a small amount of time and I never went on a mission but my cousins did missions are leaving home for 3 years to spread the message of jesus