Standing Here, I Realize
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2022
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Ngl i kinda thought he was gonna stand up and start fighting her
The whole video just seems like an elaborate shitpost
I would LOVE if that was the ending to the original
Or, the woman start barrage him while the man standing and saying "Nanomachine, son"
@@BoosterKiwi can you please explain what this is?
@@Dgjserffft it's from this video by Generation Hope, a Dharr Mann clone ruclips.net/video/CtIgkrTA12s/видео.html I think it was supposed to be an uplifting anti-racist message but it just turned out over the top and silly
Lmao me too
“Sitting here, I realize,”
We are all going straight to the pits of hell💀
Funny af tho
"You're unlike me, walking through history"
We are going to hell all of us
That right there was a violation
but whose to judge, history's failures when our guard is down i think we're all attack
Raiden vs Armstrong, different universe
True
@@Master_Chef And he doesnt realize
@@jonskhag he werent just like him
200th like peace 🥶✌️
@@akiyomer Wasn't trying to make history
*stands up* *doom theme starts playing*
398 likes creators heart and still no replies let you know
398 likes let me fix that someone else fix 399 likes
Rip and tear until it is done
Damn son😂
Jotaro walk pose
Lady: “How can I be the most generic super villain?”
The generic cartoon super villain is asking "What the hell are you talking about lady?"
The strawmen are offended for this horrible example
Nah, villains these days won't do anything really bad, specially villains from marvel
@@fizzwick2473 idk my Guy, thanos killing half of all life in the universe seems pretty evil to me
@@fizzwick2473 have you seen the boys?
@@SoraOfTheDarkness It damn won’t be the “villains”
"Sarah, your line was "No wheelchairs in the park!".
Oh no lmao
Gold
Banger comment
God bless you.
"I'm so sorry I forgot the line! Whoops silly me!"
Making the mother of all stories here Jack, can't fret over every dialogue
Arrrrgh!
WHY WONT YOU DIE?!?
you can't hurt me jack
Plot aurmor, son
I'll be your first comment.
second...
1000th like 🔥🔥🔥
You might say his mom is…blocking an incoming weapon with her bare hands.
RULES OF NATURE!!!!!
Nice knife*
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
@@Thegreatpap917 WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
@@KobaTheFur (ALIVE!)
@@thewafflemonarch2703 FOR A WHILE (NO CHOICE)
The director: Stacy, the line was “how are you today.”
This comment is too good 😂
lol
Ermahgerd I saw this comment and lost my s*#t from laughing.
"Then why tf did you put this monkey here 👨"
F Android no white man emoji
I’m dead 😂😂🤣
“It’s just you and me”
And everyone else in this very public park.
It's just you and me. But apparently Vince was just standing there and going to let this lady whip the guy hahahaha
@@Glanzern standing more like sitting💀
@@ZebrasWithSpots lul
@@ZebrasWithSpots 💀
Strongest Karen vs weakest mum.
She just release her 0.0001% power without Argumentary
No one messes with moms lol, they are the best and strongest beings in the multiverse
@@LimaFoxmoth not if the mom is the karen
Raiden turned of his racism inhibitors again
*"FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH-"*
*-it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine*
@@homiecreeper197 *Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you*
@@homiecreeper197 *Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you.*
One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But i am already saved, for the machine is immortal, and even in death i serve the omnissiah.
Hail the Machine God
"Top 10 times actors weren't acting"
"Number 1"
LMAOOOOOOO
😂😂😂
Underated
I that this was real in the middle of it lol
Oh hell nah!! 😭
“stacy.- calm down that wasnt your line.. STACY- THE HELL!?”
"ITS JUST YOU AND ME "
"SO LETS HAVE A LITTLE FUN"
Man I thought something else at this point
Is this Dhar Maan video? Dude almost every video he has this double meaning dialogue 😂😂😂
;)
🧐
@@suspiciouslookingbanana6017 hello SUSpictious looking banana
“She’s doing great!”
“Wait that slavery part wasn’t in the script..?”
Write that down Write that down
@@Rensupereme xd
"Wait, where she get that whip?"
@@riotman3579 “that’s my girl” -👴🏻
“Goddamnit she’s at it agai-WHOA WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE GET A WHIP CASEY PUT THAT WHIP DOWN”
"sitting here, a cripple-"
*Stands up*
"Oh shi-"
Would’ve been amazing
@@JeszczeMonke IKR
That what I think going to happen xD
Imagine if this was realistic and not acting LMFAO
"pulls out a pistol"
yet another shit
edit:its a joke im not trying to be racist, All lives matter
"You cant hurt me karen"
"Big Dick Energy Son!"
'' The legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen ''
"I can't even stand up so straight"
I thought she was gon say “ Vince, break her knees” 💀
You got it Dom
Can I join? I brought a bat for each of us
@@TheWanderingSpartan51209 y e s
Nah, run over her toes
(To both replies)
Don’t mind if I do 😏
(Grabs pipe)
I got it bois.
I got it.
"no one's coming for you"
"Same"
*Whips out gun
"Im paralyzed. Not retarded."
"Good ending"
@@lesniper420 Best Ending*
@@eatsyourfuckingfleshatnigh1050 true.
@@eatsyourfuckingfleshatnigh1050 gunest ending
Producer: sharel your line was “how are you”
Damn it I thought I was original until I scrolled down
@@someinternetguy420 It's hard to be original nowadays
Well, he's not standing there, but he sure is Realizing.
“Sitting here, I don’t realize.”
Ah yes, the reverse flash of dark humor
That you’re not like me
Avoiding history
@@VileVamp peace kills peace
In the start, it doesn't have to be this way
What I thought was gonna happen: “it’s also a god given right for cripples to Carry a GUN”
*loud bangs followed by screams*
true
Then you hear a shot gun loading and him yelling "AMERICA"
Cripples with guns, aka crips
Bro fr said finish her and he did
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
Ive even forgotten my name
I dont know the season or what is the reason i am standing here holding my blade
Its a desolate place
Without any trace
Its only the cold wind i feel
Its me that i spite as i stand up and fight
The only thing i know for real there will be
Blood
Shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains dont give back what they take
Oh no there will be
Blood
Shed
Its the only thing ive ever knooooown
Losing my identity wondering have i gone insane
To find the truth infront of me i must climb this mountain range
Looking downwards from this deadly height
And never realizing why i fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Wrong one but ok
My legs are broken the kneecaps are stolen I'm forever bounded to a chair
Red sun red sun over paradise red sun red sun over paradise golden rays of the glorious sunshine sending down such a blood red light now the animals slowly retreat to shadows out of sight arid winds blow across the mountains giving flight to the birds of prey in the distance machines come to transform Eden day by day only love is with us now something warm and pure find the peace within ourselves no need for a cure WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW WHEN THE FIRES HOT THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS OH HOW PRETTY ALL THE SCENERY THIS IS NATURES SACRIFICE WHEN THE AIR BLOWS THROUGH WITH A BRISK ATTACK THE REPTILES TAIL RIPPED FROM ITS BACK WHEN THE SUN SETS WE WILL NOT FORGET THR RED SUN OVER PARADISE *epic instrumental* red sun
@@bichinhoinflavio 💀💀💀💀
I thought she would start whipping him and he would just sit there like nothing is happening just like in Metal Gear Rising💀
same
They honestly SHOULDVE done that
Like the kid was senator armstrong
@@Zinkyuts310 oh god…
Standing here, I realize you were just like me trying to make history.
But who’s to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we‘ll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
@@Zinkyuts310 they are kindred spirits, Armstrong..... And this random black kid
i genuinely thought when the guy in the wheelchair hadn't stood up yet that the lady was just gonna start beating them at like 1000rpm
Revolutions per minute? Maybe bpm would be more correct.
Lady*
@@brettstafford9665 Lpm Lash per minute
@mysterious man their videos are so bad that they're good
@@Scarletttt1 they said lady
When they said “Standing here, I realize..” he would get up at that moment and slap her into oblivion
That was the most diabolical villain dialogue i have ever heard
Me: "Mom can we have acting"
Mom: "No! We have acting at home"
Acting at home:
🤣🤣
*absolute karen destruction*
It's so true💀💀🤣🤣
"Standing" here, i realized. 💀
Bro 💀
" You disabled piece of trash "
*chumimiiiin*
The boy stands up and summons ACT 4
Damn it already started off on an extreme level, but that interaction somehow escalated quickly.
“Just stand up for yourself”
😭😭😭 bro
Bruh
that was the actual moral of the story in the video
Who’s side are you on
That was Harsh
"Standing here I realise, that being crippled makes me unable to realise"
You mean “Sitting here…”
Your comment is funnier than the video itself
Standing?
You can’t realize how stupid you are
@@enlightened7master no, that's part of the joke mate
His mamma be like “im The only one who can give The beating to my son”
"Mission failed we'll get em next time"-👴🏻
"Tina, That's not your line-"
"I'm just improvising!"
“There’s a lunatic at the park whipping people” 😂
The mom gets arrested lol
@Kittyforbuddies no cuz the mom was now holding the whip..
@@vexxtreme they should all be arrested for making such a stupid video
And you wonder why people say victimhood mentality when there are stupid videos like this discrediting actual racism
Lol
Aw man, moms are the best
This is like those voice lines they do during the fight in video games where they’re just demolishing each other in a talking and physical way
Alternate Ending:
*Stands up*
"What?! How?"
"Nanomachines son"
*giorno theme end start playing*
They harden in response to physical trauma
@@Nothers90 YES
@@Nothers90
reference - metal gear
music - jojo?
Wheelchair transform into Mechanized War Legs
I have a feeling this is a Dhar Mann video…
Dhar Mann clone called Generation Hope
Oh yeah
It is
ITS IS
@@BoosterKiwi cringefest
"Are you sure about that?"
Karen: “And where’s your momma now, huh?”
Mom: “Right here, bitch!”
*hits her with car*
“Runs her over with 8 foot truck”
That's what I wanted to happen
@@prutmandper5321 breaking news:pink ball kills a eldritch god by running it over with a semi-truck-
Stop I am the 555 like gimme a reward
Meanwhile my mom would just beat the shit out her. She used to get payed to that and is willing to go to jail over me and my brother.
Ah yes, the pinnacle of “Never happened for 50K”
Didn’t some lunatic kid actually threaten to assault his black neighbors with a whip a little while ago?
Yeah. He did, I was right.
m.ruclips.net/video/4lN5cicVwOo/видео.html
Ok darius ult
It’s clearly a skit
It's clearly a skit x2
Also there are plenty of people like this out there
"this wasn't in the script"
wth dose this feel like a final boss battle
I love how we went from an anime speech to *"HIS MOMMA IS RIGHT HERE"*
Ngl can anybody turn this into a anime scene 😂👌
Yeah
Top 10 best anime quotes
Director: “this is improv just be yourself”
Oooo oh no
Can anyone here understand the concept of bullying? I mean, even if you're a sadist, you should try to pick on someone who can fight back to make it fun right? Idk man. I just do not understand this
@@ilovereading1525 nah it makes sense though, bullies tend to go against weaker people so that it could secure the sense of victory they are looking for and gain more ego. If they go against someone who have a potential of fighting back then there's a chance they would hurt their own ego instead
@@g4bri3l. oh..? But why they gotta raise their ego? Are they not treated well my their family?
@@ilovereading1525 well delinquency is almost always the effect of family problems so yes, though there are some other factors it'll be quite difficult for me to explain since I didn't learn much about psychology stuff
Bro that final line was legit final boss material. "And where's your momma now, huh? It's just you and me. So let's have a little fun."
I really thought he was gonna stand up and turn into a badass warrior or something lol
*"Feels like one of those Jojo fights where a Donut Headed boy and an Italian Stripper fights to death...."*
cant believe you forgot that there was someone in a wheelchair in jojo
@@minerdxxd733 🗿
@@minerdxxd733 *"Feels like one of those times where a Crippled Arthur Morgan fights with a Dunkin Donut guy....."*
A French disabled person getting scared of a person with two heads and frog phones
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
“And heres all the years you live in a clip”
*whips out a Glock*
FOR THE LAST TIME ITS NOT A CLIP, ITS A GOSH DIDDLY DARN MAGAZINE
@@cryptdpepsi5989 ITS A AMMO HOLDER REEEEEEEEEEE
@@cryptdpepsi5989 sorry sir, but it is a MACAH
-Magazine
-And
-Clip
-Ammo
-Holder
@@midas1813 the chosen one
@@cryptdpepsi5989 its a gun dildo
I was thought he will just sit there and call his stand out to do the work for him
Its all fun and game till momma shows up
Imagine if the guy in the wheelchair got up, pulled out a scythe and said “tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt.”
Aha a hunter are ya?
Ahhh a hunter is a hunter. Even in a dream. Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!
“Pulls up a glock-17 and says how you like it hitting you like thunder”
NAWWWW
@@murkypotato6410 kosss or some shall say kosm
If I was an actor on this production, I’d find it so hard not to burst out laughing
Plot twist: Cool disabled guy pulls out an uno reverse card when the woman hits him.
I thought bro was gonna catch the whip
"For the first time ever in 2b2t history, slavery-"
@a • 2178 years later wtf is wrong with them
@@LuiraShui well he did enslave them
@@ragegamer123 then what tf is wrong with them all
@@LuiraShui He has a sense of humor lol
@@LuiraShui it's cube game anarchy server its made for scumbag behavior that wouldn't fly in other servers
"Stacy that wasnt in the script"
😂
She's not in script ! She looks like a whale from the ghetto living from the welfare and stamps
“Im speaking my mind”👩🏼
“There was a script?” 👩🏼
“wait am i being recorded?!” -🤷♀️
He is sitting there and realizing
Times when actors weren't acting (emotional)
"Standing here I realize. That I can't stand, so therefore I can't realize"
- commander tortoise, Tai Kwon Do panda
It ls taekwondo
Edit: and masteroogway or kung-fu panda
@@Eggvs he is doing a parody of that
@@rishabhsingh357 no
@@Eggvs *Y E S*
@@Eggvs *YEAAAA BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
The original video is just... Bruh
Do you know the original video?
Link pls
Likely a Dharr Mann video *shudder* the cringe..
@@randomuser684 Yes. It's Dhar Mann or even the ripoff of Dhar Mann ;-;
@@Newb.RealnoFake Sameer Bhavani?
Now that's batsht insane.
I like how she gives that whole speech and then Vince looks like he's been there the whole time
"Your not worth it!"
"Objection hearsay"
(SHE LOOKS LIKE AMBER HEARD 💀)
😂yep
Fr 😂😂
OMG STOP 😂
really thought yall wouldnt like it but omg 😭
Fr
"Standing here, *I realize you're just like me*"
Yoo
I'm dying dude lmao
the choice of the song was kind of unfortunate lmao
I thought she was gonna start whipping him over and over and he would be immune to it or something
Dam, i thought he was gonna stand for himself
"When the boss music starts"
Everything goes downhill for the enemy
“You disabled piece of trash.”
*Johnny joestar theme starts playing*
_”WAIT IM SORRY-“_
ORA ORA ORA ORA
TUSK ACT 4! SPIN HER ASS
*Starts Shooting Nails*
Chumimin
- a pink ghost on its 4th act that punch like a truck
*Lesson 6-*
This was the reason for Lesson 5... Thanks alot, Mom *Shoots nail bullet to the racist karen and she gets barraged by tusk act 4*
Sitting here, I realize you were just like me reenacting history.
Instead of the mom grabbing the Karen it should be Armstrong
"Yo this wasnt on the script!!!"
Ayo nah 💀💀💀
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG
Aren't you supposed to be cooking Jesse
this video show not every disabled/cripple man have no power just look at hector salamanca, be like him
If Raiden did actually show up and grab the belt. That woman would be in huge trouble then 😂
@@thenexus8384 he is cooking. Hes cooking omeletes
İts a me egg
Weakest gigachad vs. Strongest karen
I thought that lady gonna beat up that dude and that dude just resist all damage just like Armstrong
“Why do I hear boss music”
80 likes and no comments? Let’s fix dat
Time to go boss
@@PHNX769 as well as me
Lol this comment deserves a million likes lmfao
@@mr.knight3459 holy heck it’s mo- i mean mr.knight
When I am going for a walk I also alsways take my wip with me.
You never know when your gonna have to put a N***** in their place.
Damn...the boy really stood up for himself...
Times actors weren’t acting
Girl: “How about we have a litt- what’s that sound?”
*Boss music starts playing*
*Jojo music plays*
Bruh
They took "The Calvary's Here!" To a whole new level of respect
wow no comments and tons of likes
@@awsomesauce6969 Your the 1st one In all fairness
At the end of this I did 479 punch to my punching bag!
When she brought up slavery my mind went "Woaah there ranger" 💀
“Standing here I realize “
Bro man is in a wheelchair
My mom was trying to speak to me when i read this comment and i couldn't stop laughing whiles talking 💀
Sitting here, I realize you are just like me trying to make a dharman skit, but who can tell the right for wrong when our whips are down I think we'll both agree, racists breed racism
@@karab8706 but in the end, there will be discrimination
My legs are broken
The kneecaps are stolen
I'm forever bound to a chair
I was really expecting it as soon as it said "Standing here" the guy was gonna stand and start swinging
Sitting here,I realise 💀💀
He’s senator legweak
The senator theme in the bachground hitting hard ngl
"sitting here, i realized, that she was not like me, her legs were working fine"
😂my chest 💔
Her legs were working fine... And that had to change. *pulls shotgun*
“Hey Karen that wasn’t on the script”
"Where tf did she get a whip on set?!"
"The line was "You can't defend yourself with two messed up legs" where the hell did "God given right taken away from me" come from?"
I thought the girl would start throwing lashes and the guy would start dodging them
i legit also expected my mans to throw hands lol