Ardo Asperk - "Johnny Depp & Will Smith"
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Filmitud 3. mail Von Krahli teatris Tallinnas.
Kaamera: Raido Pedak, Sten Kaalma, Kristjan-Jaak Nuudi
Marvin Inno, Matilde Matvere
Montaaž: Matilde Matvere
eesti stand-up
Comedy Estonia
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Love it!
1:39 golden statement
Tõeline Tammsaare
02:05 tüdruk oli nagu Will Smith naerdes Chris Rocki nalja peale ja siis kui naisele otsa vaatas, siis sekundiga oli tõsine
1:51, see punchline seal seal on midagi :D *riiulid*
can someone translate this?
Slightly crappy version (am on mobile so its hard to go back and forth and pause a lot :P)
I'm sure you have been following the thing going on between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, watched all the videos about the court process etc.
I was thinking that because it is so popular and in Estonia we like to take popular things from abroad and remake them here, then it's about time we also have some like famous married couples, estonian married couples kinda live process. And i was thinking who it might be for us, because who would be good for us. Because who would be the most famous couple in Estonia? Kristjan Jõekalda and Teet Margna(popular tv hosts in Estonia, who also have a travelling/etc show "Kaks kanget" ("Two tough guys". I. e "Kaks Kanget Venemaal" ("two tough guys in russia" this is what the joke below refers to) , they could be there. I also know the title there. Kaks kanget kohtus. (two tough guys in court) And then there would be playing evidence in audio format. Home conversations between Teet and Kristian and Teet would be like "Kristian stop it" and kristian would be like "Teet what are you doing, hitting me huh?", telle that you wouldn't watch that.
Also it is sad that Johnny has been suffering from physical and mental abuse from his husband and also recently there was the Will Smith case where he has come out as a victim under the terror of his psycho wife. It is sad, but also it makes them seem a little more human because will and johnny, both are handsome, rich, successful, famous, hollywood stars, both have a bad marriage. Like this shows us that you may be the man of the dreams of millions of women, but in the eyes of your own wife you're a bag of shit.
Like," Oh what? Pirates of the Caribbean made 900mil in a month? Wow, F-in why haven't you put up the shelves, huh? "
I have never met a person who would say that their marriage, a long lasting marriage is good.
They always say in every interview with any people. When they ask "hey, like are you happy?" and they always answer like eerm. You have to really put in effort for it. You must work for it. Well are you happy or not? Well you must put in effort.
We wouldn't accept this kind of answer amywhere else.
Imagine you are in a restaurant and the server asks. How was the food and you answer " well, you need to put in effort, you must work for it. I'm not saying it's bad, but you need to put in effort to get it down
Hope it helped somewhat. I haven't been following Estonian tv etc for a while so it might be slightly outdated description to what the estonian bits refer to, but yeah.
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Maybe learn our language first, before trying to become a part of our culture...