The Kiffness X One Pound Fish Man - £1 Fish (Live Looping Remix)
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- Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024
- Come on ladies, come on ladies... £1 Fish!
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Lyrics:
Come on ladies, come on ladies
You know what you want on your dish
Come on ladies, come on ladies, yeah it’s that one pound fish
You know it’s going to be delish
So what you waiting for get that one pound fish
Let me break it down for you now,
if you buy that fish you gonna have chow
It’s got omega 3, if you know what I mean,
good source of protein nice & lean
6 for 5 pounds, you know what that means,
if you buy 5 fish get the 6th one free
Now that’s a great deal if you ask me,
so come on ladies buy a fish from the sea
#TheKiffness #OnePoundFish
I imagine this guy walks the world and hears music in everything. What a wonderful talent.
Very well put.
What do you mean the one pound fish man legit sings
@@AustrianTutorialHD It's bit edited, but I get yall point.
I mean he doesnt hear music in everything the guy is legit singing = music
@@AustrianTutorialHDyeah,but the dogs or cats, with whom he made remixes, don't..
I’m a truck driver and one thing I learned traveling is that the most talented people aren’t famous they work normal jobs. Some truly talented artists, musicians and comedians never get discovered. The industries care more about status and how marketable someone is vs raw talent.
True they don't care about raw talent unless it was posted on the internet and get discovered by people on the internet.
That's true.
@@jedric8366 are you shaming people for discovering great talents/videos on youtube? What the fuck?
@@wrakowic I'm not I'm just saying that talented people can only be seen in the internet because the industries don't pay attention to the talent that they have because some of them only care about the status that you have rather than your abilities. I'm not mad about the fact that talented people are discovered in the internet and being helped by the viewers to have the opportunity to be seen in the big screen with all the other people.
Wrong you Exchange somthin to get famous
Dude, the voice of the man selling fish is so cool.
He has a great voice.
I could listen to it everyday
I bet he sells more fish at the market than anyone else.
Typical of hawkers in many countries
Уверена, он еще и танцует классно, индус же)
Before he added the beats I already loved this guy's voice.
Who here just discovered Kiffness and are just watching all his songs lol
I just found this and his other videos.. I can't stop watching them .. love one pound fish.
just found him today, this music is great!
Hahahahahaha yep
The same feeling here
Me lol 😆
I can tell you for a fact... If I was near that guy when he was singing that. I woulda bought the fish just to support his creativity. Dudes gold
This guy has the most ingenious simple free marketing strategy I've ever seen seen. Respect!
You are a welldoer ❤️🩹 Sending hugs from Russia!
Please share with him the video. Maybe could use it to promote more sells!
Oh no, now I'm going to sing "one pound fish" for the rest of the day.
You and almost everyone that hears this😂👌
Better than having : wahgawahgwaga waaaaaaaah wahgawhaga
It was already hard enough not having to deal with Augluguga every damn second 🤣
Legit
@@takewing19 Oh now crap... that had just faded to the background. Now I have a wahgawahgwaga waaaaaaaah wahgawhaga and one pound fish mish mash going on.....
Na na na na na....Mr Kiffness, I'm DJ Strato from the Caribbean and this song should be BLOWING UP by now.....Radio stations, rapper collaborations, music ads, Spotify, Soundcloud, DJs WHEEEEEEEEEEELING IT back, clubs RAMMIN that out. This song is definitely an international hit.
I just got Alugalug out of my head. Oh well. *walks off humming about suspiciously affordable fish*
🤣🤣🤣
Not me, it's still in mine...lol
Gerald, my bru, i don't start singing this to the little one. I don't this will work as a lullaby.
Btw this makes me want cook some pickle fish for some reason 😂😂😂.
@@timothygarycarolus1018 that’s him officer, that’s the South African in the comment section.
i know the feeling - dammit :D hahahaha.
🤣👍 I want to buy this fish.
Buy 5, get 1 free.
you can't afford it
It's not a fish...
It's a "feeeeeesh"
Eat da fish
Same.
The original song was 8 years ago and it's still popular to this day.
*That's the power of the One Pound Fish.*
How much is it now? One fifty?
@@jiipeez £2
Very very good
One pound fish
ruclips.net/video/04yJNXYRGBE/видео.html
My biggest surprise was playing this to my son and his mates on the way to football lessons the other day and they all started singing the tune.. not the Kiffness version but the original..
The fish got old, but the song is still fresh.
No autotune required for the fishvendor unacompanied. He's got pipes.
I was just about to write the same thing :)
I showed this to my dad, and he just started singing along instantly. After the video ended he told me that he saw the original video like 6 years ago, and it has been stuck in his head since
🤣..
😏
The true power of one pound fish.
10 years*
@@paksallion ?
In germany we have a group named Scooter. They have a song called: "How much is the fish? -.... Now, we know, how much is the fish .... lol*
🤭
but this song is much better than the one from scooter! :D
@@misskollateralschaden5516 Scheiß auf Scooter xD
@@misskollateralschaden5516 how dare you! :P
It took only 23 years to figure how much is the fish...
Don't you ever change, Kiffness. Love your work!
I'm waiting for a live concert with all the people and cats involved. This would be one hell of a show!
That would be so lit!
Count me in. :D
Mind blowing
Mind = Blownded!
LOL! Picturing the stage in my head, and the crowd going nuts XD
This song is fire. It's like 500% times better than most of the latest music out there.
Well duh... Obviously 👍
Truee
I find this actually better than the song the "one pound fish" guy actually produced, much more of a 'shopping' feel than some clickbait pop song
@@boeyboy_6594 agreed :)
WAP < £1 WAF
4 days into this song and i managed to get my mom, and now my girl to sing this randomly inside the house! I will get back to you with further updates into my progress..
LMAO, I spat out my coffee brother. Hahaha 🤣
Lmao 😆
my mom sent me this video
Where are these promised updates
We are waiting Andy ...
His cadence and rhythm are perfection.
One Pound fish man has been around a while in the UK. In fact he even went on the UK X-Factor back in 2012. never gets old though hearing him sing
Also got deported
Weird, not giving me the option to reply to Miski. Strictly he left before he was deported. He'd basically come to UK on student visa and left his course. Looking back, maybe going on a huge national TV program when you know you're in the country illegally May not have been his best decision. Made a few quid out of it I guess though!
💛🤞
He also got deported from the UK because he was residing there illegally.
I searched for him!
Scooter: How much is the fish?
: Very very cheap one pound fish...
hugely underrated comment
Found the German.
у меня тоже в голове сразу же Скутер выскочил)))
Best comment in 2021 🔥
That would be a heck of a remix...
The moment when you realize that a guy alone with his loopstation makes better and more demanding music than the whole TOP 100, combined.
Not alone; he has the world's best fishmonger riding shotgun
because he still loyal for good music, he didn't sell his soul
Not a big fan of pop music at all, but definitely this is debatable.
Meanwhile, what is undoubtful is that The Kiffness is pure awesomeness! =D
@@alexandergangaware429 FISHMONGER! Thats the word I was looking for when my wife said, WTF Are you laughing at????
@@jonnygranville281 The world's best, mind you. No lesser monger of fish will do
One of the best musics of The Kiffness. 😸😸🥳👏👏
That's why I pay for internet. Thank you Maestro!
u pay for internet? you're doing it wrong dude! 😂
@@doctorjawline7608 uhhh you are kinda required to pay if you want access to any internet. Might not wanna document crimes online lol.
@@doctorjawline7608 You use Google? RUclips? Oh, you Pay a Lot for Internet 🤦♂️
@@sopepos1312 fake data for logins? vpn? are you new to the internet? OMFG!!!
This guy didn't need The Kiff to do anything, sounds like he already auto-tunes himself lol...haveahavealook!
pretty sure that was done in the tiktok, no less fun anyways ^^
@@Maitreya3001 no you can see his mouth say “haveahavealook”
@@Maitreya3001 lol nice..i just realized this guy had writrten that song 8 YEARS AGO! and he put out different versions hah
@@clonergan134 watched the video.. old song but this version from kiff made it more catchy hahahaha
@@wiseass7888 oh wow ok 😂
I had an omega 3 overdose just by listening to this lol
Lol
your heart thanks you for it haha
The Kiffness is the best editor of music. 🦾💪🇿🇦 I am Uruguayan. 🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾
Fish dude actually has a really good voice!
He actually was in X factor with this song
Beacause he eat fish!!
Ur name means ugly in Spanish feo
Fish dude xD
The 597 people that disliked didn't get their one pound fish.
It always sells out too fast. You’ve got to be quick and early.
They bought it for 2 pounds...🤣😂
ramil marin. Inflation dude! 😂
@@UltimateProbot The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
😂😂😂
Dang it. Why are these songs so addictive?! 🔥
Because they are harmonious and come from the heart
It's the arrangement style which were often used in the 90's 2000's music is why they always had so many catchy songs. I think he is not just a musician but studied music, as a producer myself I can hear it. Many producers today can make music but the arrangement is bad is why music today is not addictive.
Man, you are CRAZY!!! But in a very good way!!! I can't stop laughlin listening to this song!!! I love it!!!
I've been singing this for a whole week now and I shared this song with everyone I know just so we can vibe to it whenever we meet!
It's really addictive and catchy!
Абсолютный мировой хит! Благодарю тебя неизвестный продавец рыбы за то что ты такой есть на белом свете! Кифф, спасибо тебе за эту находку и великолепный подарок, который очень долго будет поднимать настроение людям по всему миру и возвращать веру и в себя, и в Человечество! Этот человек - прекрасен до невозможности!!!
Отличная реклама рыбы вышла.
Ты в курсе что он больше 8 лет назад пел эту песню?
Once again, I'm going to look dumb in the streets singing those songs...
You are just exceptionnal !!
Can't get enough of his videos.
It's amazing how the music is build around the sounds.
I was singing Alugalug Cat when I was informed about the video😹
Me too! Where's the Alugalug Cat/One Pound Fish mashup? Lol
@@CatLegoDiver la UP polka kilñ
we're all singing alugalug since weeks :)
Same 😜😜
Me too
"Come on Ladies, come on ladies" "One Pound Fish....."
"Come on Ladies, come on ladies" "One Pound Fish....." "One Pound Fish....." "One Pound Fish....."
"Have a" Have a Look" "One Pound Fish....."
"Have a" Have a Look" "One Pound Fish....."
"Very, Very Good" "One Pound Fish....."
"Very, Very Cheap" One Pound Fish....."
"Six For Five Pound, One Pound Each"
"Very, Very Good and Very, Very Cheap"
"One Pound Fish to The One Pound Fish"
"Come on Ladies, come on ladies" "One Pound Fish....."
Рр
Thank you for typing
Shakespeare is rolling in his grave somewhere 😂
@@michaelm3735 The future is now, old man
When the key pads come in and he starts singing it's so bloody musical , even my GF can't stop singing it now as I kept playing it cooking dinner . Absolute banger ,would def rather hear this then most of any music that's popular right now
That man knows to do his business with class
- Рыбов продаете?!
- Have, have a look!
- Дайте мне "One pound of fish"
I demand a full track🤛🏻
( Я требую полную версию!)
24hour version
Yes @The Kiffness please make a longer version!
Same here! 24 hour track. Let's join worldwide! Global mix: One Pound Fish!
A vaccination come immediately!
Присоединяюсь к запросу! Full for all!
It’s 2:35am and I have been listening to you since midnight! Thank you for making me laugh & smile in such a time as this! :)
Ive been singin those damn songs at my work and people look at me like I'm crazy...
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣same here lmfao!!!
Какой же Вы талантливый молодой человек! Умница! Слышать музыку в любом моменте жизни - это дарование! 👍🥰🔥🌹
When is this coming to Spotify? Really need it
The Kiffness, Midas of internet sounds.
F'ing brill!! 👏👏👏
Brill is coincidentally the name of a type of fish.
You are quite photogenic. 💘✨
Nice... Many greetings from Berlin.. God bless you 🙌🎉🤗
Красавчег! Классный трек делает на ровном месте! Браво, молодец! После кота подписался!
Кот заманил на подписку. И не жалею.
Тож после кота
me to 😹👍
Ещё я. 🖐️
Нас таких, уууххх
Well this is how I’m starting my day.
Me too! With a song and some good laughs!
Same
@@froggy_playz8706 And again today !
Someone: 'So what kind of music do you listen to?'
Me: 'Umm, Alugalug Cat, Kiffness, One Pound Fish... uh, yeah, I thought so. I don't think you're ready for this conversation.'
Them: speechless, deer in the headlights stare.
hilarious!... my roommate wasn't ready too, i torture her playing the music in our room (evil laugh) you'll gonna sing it soon hahaah
😂😂😂
😂😆🤣💯✌️💚💚✌️💯🙂
Ha! I can't wait to play this when friends come over! They are gonna be like wat!!!
@@faithsrvtrip8768 🤣🤣🤣😈 one pound fish incoming
This gotta be my favorite RUclips channel, your content is awesome! :)
Gentleman: "any one pound fish?"
One pound fish guy: "only ladies, only ladies, one pound fiiiiiiish!"
🤣
Only single ladies, only single ladies;)
LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We guys need a fish, girls have own
* "only ladies, only ladies, one pound each!"
FINALLY! An answer to Scooter's "How much is the Fish?"
Sir, you made me laugh
laughing like a crazy! :D
My wife hates you, cause im singing the cat and the fish whole day long…😂😂
Haha same
My mom was beating me when i sing one pound fish in her ear😂
Heard about the chicken yet? ;)
😹👍
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Lmaoooo
Welp, time to drive my wife absolutely insane with another wonderful Kiffy. Kiff you bring so much joy to our lives and I love to sing your songs/books to my wife and make her laugh, then slowly drive her insane.
Well he already did a big work by itself! This guy is the best shouter-retailer I've ever seen!
"Hawker" is the proper name for the job (though it also refers to a person who hunts small game with a hawk, oddly enough). Or "fishmonger," b/c he is selling fish, and at the reasonable price of one pound each
if I was walking around the market and heard this promo. I just have to stop and get some fish. Wife would kill me for for not bringing chicken, but ... "One Pound fish! One Pound fiiii-iiish! Very very good! Very very cheap!."
Приходят как-то Big Billy, NumNum Cat и AlugAlug Cat к One Pound Fish Man.
-Вы продаёте рыбов?
-Нет, просто показываю.
-Красивое!
Смешное!
продОёте!)
Рассмешнила
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
Раки вчера были по 5 но большие, а сегодня по 3 но маленькие
Кифф, ты реально, крутой чел!!! Все твои композиции, с кошками, и другие импровизации - это просто, шедевры!!! Однозначно, лайк!!!! Надеюсь, твои темы, станут хитами, на первых страницах музыкальных чартов!!!
РЫБА ЗА ФУНТ
Покупаем,
Дамы, дамы,
Рыбу за фунт.
Только посмотри -
Рыба за фунт.
Очень хороша
Рыба за фунт.
Дешева она,
Рыба за фунт.
6 - за 5 фунтов,
Штука - за фунт.
Очень хороша
И дешева она.
Покупаем,
Дамы, дамы,
Рыбу за фунт.
Киффнес:
Покупаем,
Дамы, дамы.
Для ужина вам
Отличный выбор.
Покупаем,
Дамы, дамы.
Да, это по
Фунту рыба.
Приготовить
Вкусно бы было.
Не проходи мимо -
Купи рыбу.
Вам сейчас скажу,
Что к чему.
Купи и тогда
Будет дома еда.
В ней есть омега 3.
Знаешь ли это ты?
Белок есть в рыбе
Совсем нежирный.
6 из 5,
Что знаешь это ты.
Купишь рыб пятак -
6-я - просто так.
Итак, по рукам -
Рыба вам.
Дамы, дамы,
Рыбу покупаем.
Best Loops, Man !!!
Хочу отметить, что если с котом участие Книфнеса занимало процентов 90 от общего угара, то здесь процентов 20. Слишком уж хорош продаван рыбный ))
Это 2011 года видео. Его заметили пригласили на шоу голос Британское(X factor или xtra factor), после подписали на музыкальный лейбл и... Выгнали из Британии, потому что он не имел права этим заниматься, вернее зарабатывать с этого, т.к. был студентом по документам)
@@oswaldschmidt9351 прикольная история. Почему то не слышал про этого парня до этого момента
@@VOdeg Сам не знал, погуглил, услышав как он поет, интересно стало, что происходит с человеком с таким вокалом)
What a sticky song, have listened all day long and now I keep mumbling one pound fish day and night, this guy is a extraordinary musician making those mixes, greetings from Venezuela.
Is this why Zlatan is not in the European Championship? he's making music
😂😂😂
Fish just got zlataned
@@supreetnaik 😂😂😂
lmao
Me and my girlfriend (I'm 64 and she is 78) watch this for laughs, we have never been so silly or laugh so hard in our lives. KIFFNESS is the best.
It's 4:55 AM right now.. Woke up early today.
Grabbed myself some food from the fridge.. clicked on the very first RUclips video.
One pound fish.
This is how I'm starting this day, which incidentally also happens to be my birthday.
Happy birthday!! 💃🏻🥳
@@RainbowFlowerCrow Thank you!!!
This is like the best AD ever in the history of ads.
Twist plot: The Kiffness ends up being a "one pound fish" millionaire and quits his music career.
He retires all by himself to a cabin in the woods where he spends his days eating fish with aluga cat and numnum cat.
...And catching one pound fishes at a nearby lake
My respect for you as a thoroughbred musician. Great work.
I love all songs from Kiffness
Похоже это самый лучший продавец рыбы на рынке! Я бы точно купила у него рыбки))))))
А потом и в гости к нему. :)
Уже не успеешь, его экстрадировали из Англии обратно в Пакистан
Я работал на том рынке в мясной лавке, где поёт этот мужчина.
Это Лондон,место называется "Queen Market",в двух минутах ходьбы от станции метро (underground) Upton Park Station.
Работал я на этом рынке в 2005 году пол года и мог воочию слышать его,очень позитивный человек . 👍😃
I know right
То чувство когда продавца рыбы слушать приятней чем некоторых известных личностей (певцами их называть не могу ибо это ересь)
If i was there, i would ABSOLUTELY buy the fish once i heard his singing😂
Думаю после известной панк песни "how much the fish" эта должна стать ее продолжением.
Laughed so hard, thank you 😆
I hope that one day we can all find peace. Where all races, cultures, and religions can come together and do "the one pound fish."
This is a hit. a real banger. The Kiffness is all the vibes there is. Awesome stuff
Some of these clips just seem to make your job effortless, playing straight into your style. Awesome.
Pure awesomeness! 👏🔥💜
Пора выпускать в мир альбомы! Люди должны услышать эти шедевры!:)
дак есть на айтюнсе)
@@dmitryp939 не у всех есть "яблоко", знаете ли
@@jinke5935 да господи, он и на винду есть. А треки даже в яндекс.музыке лежат. Было бы желание)
@@dmitryp939 не у каждого есть и винда :-D А слушать музыку на Яндексе с рекламой - это полное извращение:) Я лучше накачаю в смартфон тогда.
@@jinke5935 вот же двуличные люди. Поддержать автора на словах хотят, а на деле - ни денег заплатить, ни рекламу послушать. Автор получает деньги с прослушиваний, а их платят люди через подписку на ту же я.музыку или спотифай.
Brilliant as always kiffness. Thanks for brightening up my day.
This is gonna be a REAL hit if people ever go back to the dance floor!!! Thank you. Ha!he!he!he!he! 💃💃💃💃💃
Love this!!
Аж рыбы захотелось. Браво.
Я бы все у него купила.😂
Блин, не говори. Уже раз пятый слушаю по утрам это :)
До рыбы, боюсь, дело так и не дошло бы. 😂
I don’t understand but I still liked it lol
@@shoucaialmighty 😁
Cuanta creatividad ! Hace poco empece a ver tus videos y me encantan ..! Muy original ..!
Saludos de Argentina ...❤🇦🇷❤
The world is full of music we cannot see...until Kiffness came along and showed us where it was hiding ! By the way I'll take a pound with some Chips please !
Lol. This video was ady on fire 9 years ago…
This is Kiffness's brother, who hears music in everything)))
Wow!
I need fish now.
Incrivel! Um grande engenheiro de som deixa tudo espetacular.
I just discovered this guy today and i am addicted to his covers
Art is everywhere!
I thought 'One Pound Fish' was a new meme until I searched it and it's already 9 years old.
Yeah, that dude had a music video with chicks and everything.
@@nopeisaidnogoogle1886
Sauce?
@@SkyRied1 ruclips.net/video/G_miGclPFGs/видео.html
Well, this is a timeless piece. Isn't it?
Always very entertaining and great, thank you Kiffness for your awesome songs. And great One Pound Fish man!! ❤
Incrível, ameiii, você é demais, conheci seu canal hoje pelo vídeo do gato e fiquei apaixonada pelo conteúdo 😍😍😍 parabéns e saudações do Brasil!!! Claro estou inscrita.
O cara é bom mesmo slk kk
Brasil representa!! Quem dera se os feirantes lá no Brasil fizessem um rap assim tbm hahahahahha
brasillllllllllllll
"Venha mulheres, venha mulheres, 85 reais peixe"
No Brasil seria assim
Summonaram os brs aqui? Opa
LEGENDARY
The Kiff mejora de una manera increíble todo lo que toca...insuperable!!
I shall be dreaming of one pound fish all night.
Can't believe I saw this 8 minutes after you posted and already you have 50 comments!
Ultimate! The King of the Queens Market East Ham!
Definitely my favorite
Late to the party but beyond joyous to have found this musical expression and talent!
There's hip hop, rock, pop and r&b genre and now at this day and age, there's meme genre! Gotta love all these meme music man!
1:02 - 1:15
Need 10-hour version of this segment.
Yeah baby!!!❤