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- Published on Apr 15, 2026
- School punishments in the 90s ... the golden age of school discipline
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its valentines day and we all alone watching brewstew rn
True bro😭😭😭🤣🤣
You are fucking with my emotions right now
first 3000
Same I was also doing this earlier with another RUclipsr
I see this as an absolute win.
"The internet will be everywhere, like crack cocaine in the 80s" 😂😂🤣
Boy was he right, everyone is addicted to the internet lmao.
The 90s was the ultimate 😂
Tony Montana can relate to that one
In hindsight, maybe crack cocaine was better.
I agree with you and the 1980's and 1990's were great
5:28 my fifth grade teacher did that to get us to shut up
WHAT?!
Tf???
Elaborate please
@jakebrooks7481 so one day there was like this kid that was like screaming and like hitting people and he’s not acoustic and he hit the teacher and the teacher was just done so we just threw the shelf down on the ground
Are you fucking okay man do you need therapy?
Holy shit, the "put your heads down" punishment just took me back. I completely forgot about that one lol
Exodus 20:7
English Standard Version
7 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
"But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” Revelation 21:8
"And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell." - Matthew 10:28
"And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.” - Matthew 25:46
Grade 1, what a time
it is still a thing in US Schools but if you dont keep your head down you get your Brain smeart on the wall
Head down and peace sign in the air. ✌
I graduated in 1994. Our vice principal used a wood paddle on the kids. It had holes drilled in it. The VP said the holes was in there because it made it more aerodynamic....lol
sounds like dazed and confused lol
Unc hello
as an aeronautical engineer, i can confirm that would make the paddle more aerodynamic
It sure did
That's cruel
My English teacher was a sniper. She used to break chalk into smaller pieces and keep them handy. If someone stepped out of line she would throw it at you at full force. Can't remember her missing or hitting someone else by accident. 😂
private school? lol
My temp teacher did that once in 2001 or so. Then he suddenly had to leave cuz 'he got a new job' or so. But I think he was just fired for being a psycho throwing chalk at kids full force. lel.
(He missed but still)
Tldr
We had a teacher who'd slam a book on your desk if you were sleeping or not paying attention.
@chubbbubb6870my religion teach would just stand there looming over you while doing surprisingly impressive karaoke. Funniest person in the school.
In my junior high, Mr. Callahan, the art teacher, would just chuck crap at you if you were misbehaving. Stools, erasers, pens - whatever he could reach. I LOVED his class because I never got in trouble and just got to watch him throw stuff at people who bullied me. 😂
See I bet you now realize what people mean by good things come to those who wait 😂
Stop glazing Mr. Callahan bro
THAT WAS HIS MISTAKE
I had a cool elementary school art teacher but my middle school technology was a very angry man 😂
persona 5
Some of my teachers also taught my parents. That made for some interesting parent/teacher interviews.
"But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” Revelation 21:8
"And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell." - Matthew 10:28
"And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.” - Matthew 25:46
@FoxyDub-i1mThis aint no book club, bible thumper
@FoxyDub-i1mwhy is blud texting bible verses🙏😂
Why is blud commenting bible verses
@FoxyDub-i1m away jesus bot
Dude, I’m a teacher in middle school and you hit the nail on the head about discipline today
I've talked to a couple teachers who are recently retired and they said it's ridiculous how bad it is and that's why they retired from teaching
I haven't done any of these since elementary. I'm in highschool now
My assistant principal said my shirt was revealing (it was a normal tank top…nothing bad) She suspended me for a week. A whole week just because i was wearing a tanktop.
@Chesterbenningtonscoffee meanwhile bullies walk around without getting suspended all the time
it’s so weird because i graduated last year and it feels like as i got older most things just got way easier to get away with, and once covid hit when i was in 8th grade holy shit 😭 idk why i even bothered trying in high school i still could have graduated doing nothing 😭
2:30 I had the biggest fart in the 4th grade during a spelling test, 2 whole classes heard it. It was legendary
😂
One time in third grade I burped so loud that the entire cafeteria went quiet for a good three seconds (keep in mind this was a public elementary cafeteria so it's almost always louder than a nuke going off)
One time during a test...I was looking at my friend Sam and he was making funny faces that made me want to laugh..I tried not to and a fart came out instead and the girl behind me immediately went "ewwwww!!!" Even my teacher started to laugh
one time a guy farted while we were sitting watching drag racing it vibrated the entire bleachers
During like 2nd or 3rd grade my stomach was hurting, the class was on the floor and I was sitting right in front of the teacher, I leaned to the side and farted for what felt like forever, all the students laughed and the teacher tried to have me sent home for the rest of the week...but my stomach stopped hurting.
So South African here, during Highschool if you had Carpentry class and a certain teacher found out about this you were instructed to make your own wooden paddle specifically for her class that wasn't Carpentry. So basically you made a paddle for your own punishment in two separate classes. One fateful day, in said nameless teachers class I was due a few strikes on the palm with my own made paddles, strike 3 the paddle broke clean in half. So I had the unusual honor of having to make a 2nd paddle for my own punishment. For reference this was in 2006.
Good old days.
I had an elementary School math teacher that used to be a professor at a college, he used to throw desks around if you forgot the order of operations.
lol
The order of operations can save your life one day
@Hating_Ass_Texan oh no doubt he was right just eccentric.
Yeah I had some fucked up teachers back in my high school days in the early 2000s lol. Was so glad to have graduated finally.
We already have that video, it's the one on Tyler's math teacher.
I vividly remember my teacher lighting up a cigarette in class and then yelling at the one kid with asthma to pipe down because she never heard him coughing in the bingo halls
God i remember the first time i seen one of my teachers smoking outside a Walmart one time it feels weird seeing it
What year was this? If you don’t mind me asking.
@2fortcow I think it was 1994
😂 damn, the 70's was different huh
2:07 that's a punishment? That's more like a gift for me, sleep time
2:17 put your heads down? How is that a punishment? That’s paradise
Making a bunch of caffeinated ADHD kids sit still in the dark for minutes?
Even Dante would be horrified.
As a senior, I wish that was a punishment, even though the punishments nowadays are "very strong stern words" and the occasional detention. But to me in the 1st grade, this was worse than your friends singing the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song.
@aidanryan4301 we had both in the early 2000s.
1:41 I remember doing this in elementary school!!!!
Same
Same
Yep.
I was in elementary school in the 2010's and I remember all of these
@ same
Did anyone ever get their parents called the middle of a class? That had me cry lmao
ah finally new brewstew to watch while taking a dump at 11 pm
you did not need to share that
@ceemeckI needed to hear it.
Taking a dump at 7am 😂
As a Gen-X'er who was diagnosed in his 20s with ADD years after graduating high school, I can confirm that yes. Every word of this was true. And while I did escape the whole "Wooden paddles and cigarette burns" method of discipline, I did have to go through the "Verbal humiliation and 'I want you to stand there and hold that flagpole up!!!" method. And it suuuuuuuuuuuucked.
Is it possible for any of y'all to go without announcing you're Gen x?
I mean y'all really did take the whole greatest generation there ever was seriously huh?
@ChondroManI think he’s saying it bevause different time periods have different school punishments lol
@ChondroMan what a weird thing to ask. Who cares?
@ChondroMan Ok, first of all, seeing as there is some historical context to my story, I'd say it's fairly important to mention my generation. Second, when in the hell did we ever call ourselves the greatest generation? Seriously, are you high or something? We sure as hell didn't. Why don't you go play Roblox or Skibidi Toilet Magical Island or whatever you damn kids are playing on your goddamn phones while you destroy your livers with Prime.
@ChondroManYou’re angry for no reason, them stating they’re gen x is only for context within their comment. Quiet down snowflake
Most of this still happened in the mid to late 2000s
5:35 Something tells me "Koyle" is a bit of a smartass.
koyle?
koy.. koy.. koy-le-cake?
He's probably also been divorced 5 times
Why?
Dirty Atlanta fan
@anthonybourque4654 mewiers vote in the comment section who you want out of the game
2:02 bro my teachers did this too i thought this was normal honestly
She likes to imagine she just killed the whole class
Same, and my head on the desk while not saying anything was what I'd usually do anyways, kind of a win imo
Real
Same, back in my elementary school years and the teacher would put a timer for how long we have to keep our heads down before the time goes off.
Bro same I did it in the third grade but I barely do it now in the fifth grade
2:51 First time I've seen that teacher smiling
3:55 the Karen Thousand yard stare
God, I grew up in the 2000's and I remember these. Except I didn't have a lady principal, I had a man principal call Mr. Clang, and according to my parents, who basically ran the school with how often they volunteered to do everything for the school, he was the dumbest person to ever run a school and should have kept his job working at the office supplies store.
I was in Elementary school in the early 2010s and we still had some of these things happen to us. Obviously our teachers weren’t allowed to smoke Newports on school grounds, but still.
Shit I had an angry math teacher back in 2010 who threw a desk at a wall. That dude was the poster child for anger issues
My teachers had indoor smoking lounges😂 That was in the '80s though
"What do you the think this is a Kmart?"
Why nobody talking about 5:03 😂 im pissing myself at that
Bro fr 💀💀
Dead ass tho
Facts
I've had to rewind it a couple times just to watch it a couple more times. Hilarious
The fart in the classroom reminded of my reputation as the "sneezer" in middle school.
Very loud and distinct, to the point that while in 3rd hr Science class, the Reading teacher, Mrs.Poe, came down from 3 classrooms over and said bless you.
I'm the same way, very loud and distinct, but I sneeze in threes or more.
Literally me
3:17 nah I remember my friend called the principle by his first name and got a warning for being expelled
Brewstew updated = instant dopamine.
When I’m alone on Valentines Day, BrewStew is always there to comfort me.
Same
all of us are alone today lmao. odd how women don't like nerds who collect comic books and know a lot of in depth Star Wars lore 🤣
2:44 I’d be a smartass and write “I will not shit in class 500 times.”
1:47 bruh that was my 5th grade class in a sentence
Ok
That was every class I went to since elementary. Seriously, I must have some fucked up aura that turns everybody within our classroom into maniacs.
AAAAA BREWSTEWWW
Happy Valentine’s Day BREWSTEWWW
My middle school principal has a woman’s name. I’m still in middle school.
Wide brewstew profile picture
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@Idkman91-k3o your so caked up
Calling out Arthur like that. Lmao he has watched every episode
I love how Hugh Janis is sneaking in to videos now.
The principal with the Tyson tattoo hahahaha
I was so bad that they stopped calling my parents because I was my Italian moms precious little angel lol and would go the fk off on the principle and teachers. So instead of calling my parents they would just scold me and send me back to class 😂
4:19 mine was Mrs shaun
lol, this is grand! my mom was a teacher and the strangest thing that happened to her was seeing a child in the grocery store. the look on those children's face when they learned that their teachers did live and die at the school was amazing.
I don't think I ever saw any of my teachers at the grocery store.... huh.
I remember seeing my principal at a dollar general when I was with a friend picking up snacks and drinks for another friend's birthday party we were all surprised to see each other we round the corner into the next isle and spot the principal pushing a cart and wearing a white tank top and banana yellow shorts he looked like a deer in the headlights 😂
I have she was called ms.patty
As someone with social anxiety, popcorn reading scared the utter sht out of me as a kid. I’d be practicing reading the next lines in my head before we were even there yet.
There was a kid called Joshua at a christian school I went to and he ALWAYS got in trouble so he had to write I won’t misbehave 500 times on a notebook everyday
1:58 nahh that existed when I was in school too 🫡
Then you have all the people that will cough randomly. Probably on purpose
Lmao K-mart catching strays
Those Strays are passing through an abandoned building right now ricocheting back to modern times good shit!
I graduated 2021, and I remember some of these punishments dying. Putting your head down for being loud? That stopped at around 5th grade. Standing up for not following along in popcorn? Didn’t see that after my freshman year. We didn’t even get lines, like I expected, we just got lunch detention, which seems to be the same as it had ever been, though I don’t know if that still happens. There were certainly kids that helped the janitors clean up food in the cafeteria, but if you were bad enough to earn something worse than a lunch detention, but not bad enough to get suspended, they’d make you clean up garbage on the school grounds. My friend discovered that and I had always thought the punishment was overkill for the crime of talking during class, but I only saw that during my freshman year. One I never thought made sense was another one I only saw during my freshman year, where if you were late to class, you had to pay the school $3, and write a note to your teacher about why you were late to class and why it would never happen again, but since my little brother was the reason more than once, I wound up paying the school $15 or some such over time. The note made sense, but the money didn’t, cause some of these kids came from families that barely afforded food even if they didn’t have to pay the tardy tax, as I called it, but luckily they discarded the fee after my freshman year. With all the punishments dying over the years, I knew our successors would turn schools into active war zones with the administration doing nothing about it.
3:00 “alright! Shit, god damn.”Sent me 😂😂😂
Brewstew be like f*** Valentine’s Day
Me and My girlfriend loves brewstew
Facts
4:51 and you know what else is massive?
3:48 like when calling your drill Sgt sir in the military trust me don't do it
Wouldn’t that be a good thing?
@KingMcghee-zc4ve turns out they liked to be called drill Sgt and if you say sir you will pay for it in sweat
@T.h.e__T.r.u.t.h well I can tell because my JCC teacher makes us do the same thing
@KingMcghee-zc4ve sure caught me by surprise when I learned I know that much
My name is drill sergeant. First name drill. Last name sergeant.
5:08 me describing literally any woman im into
Secrets are a thing of the past huh?
I was a 2010s kid, and these punishments still very much persisted
Brewstew > valentines day
The Mike tyson tattoo 😂
Aww, geez. The pocket 💀
That paddle was still in use in the 70s..... and if the parents were notified, you'd be getting it again at home 😂.
You were lucky if it was a paddle.... more like a belt or even worse a switch.
FOR SURE! No doubt about it!
@phox1515 The paddle was at school....no one's parents had a paddle. They had an entirely different arsenal. 😏
@DontAsk2BmeMm-hm. I was occasionally spanked as a kid; with my mother usually using her hand as her weapon of choice. Though she would occasionally use one of the following items depending on what she had in easy access and what time of year it was:
1.) Wooden spoon.
2.) Spatula.
3.) Fly swatter. She mostly used the fly swatter during the summer as she could not only punish me or my older sister for misbehaving; but she could also get some target practice in because we lived in the country at the time and so we had freakishly big houseflies.
4.) Belt. This was only saved for when we have really screwed up. However; when I turned thirteen my mother decided that spanking wouldn't work as a form of discipline, so she simply resorted to grounding me.
I remember getting my Knuckles racked so hard in elementary school, that the teacher actually broke one of those three sided rulers over the top of my hand. Multiple times.
That's what we call "conditioning", that's how you punch good
I LOVE YOU BREW STEW
I just stumbled into these videos and now I haven’t stop watching all the past vids for 2 days straight. Man this sure is helping me while withdraw from opiates. Pure hilarity!
This guy has helped me get through some real rough times...borderline suic*de tbh. Him and, Ambiguous Amphibian, Let's Game It Out, and Ross Creations 🙏
@5Djuxtapositionlet’s game it out is actually peak entertainment
Kratom.
You're welcome
0:55 oh it’s Eric from the school field trip vid and your principal has Tyson tattoo
The kid that shitted himself?
@thebashershow yesh
Exactly what I need after a shit day at work: new brewstew
Tyler should moonlight as a substitute teacher or a school bus driver for the local school district.
Brewstew certified classic
Boy I can wait to watch this again in... fifteen minutes.
I KNEW having a date night with my computer was a great idea! Thanks, Brewstew!!!
Nowadays I see younger kids doing stuff and they get like extra recess for it.
Story Time!
When I was in middle school, I would sometimes get a bit too loud when talking, so one day I got sent out of the classroom as punishment. Originally, it was probably only meant to be for like 5 minutes but i was out there for 50 minutes !
Turns out, my a*hole friends kept telling the teacher to keep me outside and she also low-key forgot about me!
For us being sent out in the hall was a punishment because if security or the principal or an admin walked by while you were out there you'd be dragged down to the principals office which was a huge escalation of a punishment. So being sent to the hall was like a gambling punishment... will we be brought back in before someone showed up. I knew how to rig the system though because I would make sure to make my notebook/folder with worksheets with me, that way when the admin walked by they would think I was out there to do a makeup test or finish a worksheet or something and just walk on by.
When I was in high school I had teacher who sent me out of the classroom for making fun of the swim team. Our swim team sucked at competitions and couldn’t even win any competition. So while in this class I made a joke about instead of being the being the swim team they should be called the whale team because some them were fat as hell and the teacher heard me and sent me to hallway. What I didn’t know was that the coach of the swim team was my teacher
4:25 Ironically the school I was at in kindergarten through first grade had a male principal same thing with the school I was at second through 4th grade but the school I was at 5th and 6th grade did have a female teacher with a short haircut and her last name was Hyde Yes like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
Mine was Mrs.Nelson😳
@zachbowcott886wonder if her husband's name was Welly.........Nelson 🤣🤣
Not a principal, but I did have a reading teacher named Mrs. Dick... in middle school! She did try to get the students to address her as Mrs. D. Looking back, I don't think having to address her as Mrs. D would help her any considering she teaching a bunch of teenagers. 🤣🤣
@hankyspanky1987 that would’ve been cool
@zachbowcott886 oh it would have, and then gettin a lesson in music of not doing what your told to do, out of a random music/song welly would have come up with out of nowhere on listening to your teachers
1:14 oh damn we still do this 😅😂
Are we all watching Brewstew on Valentines Day during a Friday?
Might be alone on Valentine’s Day, but I got paid from work and there’s a new BREWSTEW video man life is good
I completely forgot today was payday. I've been in Thailand for 3 weeks
@ dang I’m envious of you lol! I work in construction and have been taking care of a homeless buddy lol I could use a good vacation
"Put your heads down" brought back memories
0:01 alright
Peak his back 🔥🔥
I still do popcorns
Never alone when Brewstew uploads
I’m alone on valentine day and this video made me laugh a lot and made my day Brewstew u are the best u are there to comfort and there when we need you thank you so much❤❤❤
this was edited and i still had a stroke reading it.
"What a fuckin'piece of shit, am I right?" Yup totally the 80s. 🤣😂
Graduated in 2018. Grew up in the “big old box tv setup” right as I graduated the school was moving to iPads. Crazy how the times change. It’s goes quick. Enjoy it everyone. And make sure to enjoy a Brewstew film when you get the time.
Enjoy SCHOOL? Are you mad?
Hey the hot sweaty ham and cheese!!!
2:47 he got that Bart Simpson punishment
Of all the things in this video, the mention of the Weekly Reader unlocked a memory I forgot I had. Amazing video, as always!
0:32 man i got cursed out by my teacher infront of my whole class, hate geometry honours💀
Use your walking feet next time
2:00 they still do this
3:29
ham & cheese
YUM 😋
0:14 i graduated in 2009. I received an ass paddling in school in my junior year, i think that was the last year the school was allowed to paddle asses lol. This was in appalachia mind you
What’s bros beef with k mart💀
HAPPY 12 YEARS BREWSTEW
When I was in 4th or 5th grade we got a new principal named Ms. Schaap. Someone started a thing where anytime Schapp would appear we’d all scream “HEIL HEIL” and do a “solute”.
This seemed to backfire, Schaap only got more mean…
...Was it the "N-salute"?
Ugh me being called on when I didn’t know where we were in the book is giving me ptsd 😂
0:23 *grows another pair of feet*
I was born without walking feet
God damn brewerstewer, you cannot miss
WUDDYA THINK THIS IS A KMART?!
4:41 at first I was expecting the guy who called you baby boi 😂
Nah, that's the Dean
That's from when he was older.
1:17 😂😂
3:32 Hugh Janis straikes again
Heck yeah! Happy Friday!
brewstew, every time u upload my live instantly gets better, i love your stories, relive childhood again, i need more stories
My school is very weak when it comes to punishments. They either give you lunch detention or iss for the stupidest things ever
Brewstew, we were born into the same generation. Your videos remind me of my childhood and bring memories to my brain that i haven't thought about in 20-plus years. I love the childhood ones so much. They give me nostalgic vibes. We had such similar experiences! So glad you make these videos so we can relate together. Thank you! ❤
Glad someone made my day 🙏🙏
Man, I have a teacher that will get you in trouble for ANYTHING. Like one time I gave a friend a blank paper and I got sent to the office 💀 and I also got in trouble for talking IN A GROUP ASSIGNMENT.
These teachers have no chill💀💀
Id really like more school stories. really brings me back. great content Stew
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