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"I want this Human charged with assault"
That's a really calm response from an apex predator who just had one of its eyes eaten.
apex karen
They can probably regrow them then
a delicacy
@@thelastnazari86 From a more civilized time.
The shock, not only from the pain, but the belief that he was so much more superior and it being shattered so quickly would've been hard to process
"We will let the humans hunt you." Is a threat that, when knowing what batshit hunters humans can be, should empty vowels the moment it is heard.
Damn I lost all my A E I O U (Sometimes Y) Just thinking about humans hunting down creatures like the Vrrl.
@@roderickwalt2969 I mean, with how alien and gibbrish these words are, empty vowels makes sense somehow. Vrrl already had their vowels evacuated. The Dfths (Duh-fith-es) as well.
I can imagine, look at it like this.
A group of three humans sit in a cargo freighter, dealing cards and passing time while customs checks and clears their cargo, so they can unload for the local markets and then load up with local goods to sell on their return trip. even if the atmosphere were generally calm, there was an air of tension so thick they you could probably cut it with a nano-scalpel.
There was reported another death on the station, a Human death, murder to be precise. because of the stations rules and cultural differences of the galactic community in general, the killing of a species classified as prey was not seen as a jailable offence, as long as the killing was committed by a species classified as a predator, and that the killing was committed in the search for food. other than the normally heavy fine to be allotted to the relatives of the recently deceased the murderer usually got off more or less scot-free.
And Tom hated it.
He and he's friends wanted nothing more than to go to their armory, grab some weaponry, and repay the deaths in twofold if not more. but the stations rules did not allow for it. if they engaged the Vrrl in what local law would see as unprovoked assault, they could be charged with the local equivalent of first degree murder, and a number of other charges probably. Tom did not really care much for the local law, but he knew enough to know not to go out unless he's in a group of more than three people.
Then the door to the hallway connecting the rest of the freighter opened, revealing their captain.
"Lads, i have news."
"Sup cap." said Daisy, looking up from her hand of cards along with the rest of their gang.
"Ok everyone, pay attention, and i do mean EVERYONE! This concerns us all!" he called out to the cargo bay, calling attention to the twelve other cargo-hands mulling about. Another small group soon followed from behind the captain, the rest of the ships crew. The captain placed he's hands behind he's back and began to pace back an forth.
"As im sure most of us have heard, though i shall endear to repeat, a crewman from another merchant ship have been killed. One Felix Mesinski, Twenty-two years of age, Terran standard. Father to two sons and one taughter, and husband to a now widowed Seris Mesinski." The captain said, clearly building for something. though this to Tom was not new, he had been keeping track of the killings since the first report had been made public. And had also kept eye on any missing persons notices.
"But that's not why i come here, because as we all know, because i made it compulsory for you to know, we can't do fuck-all about it because of the local rules." This called fourth a few jeers from some of the crew, " But today that changes!" ...Dead quiet... If Tom was not paying attention before, Tom was very much paying attention now.
"the Vrrl have been taken off the Herdgroup list." the caption said, malicious intent practically oozing from the statement. The crew was as a taught spring at this statement.
"And im sure we know what this means. we can now do something about these sour loosers and local security won't do shit to stop it! so hear me!" he shouted, quieting the cries of excitement. "I called back home and called for early shore leave, and whether they approve or now does not matter. spend this time as you see fit, But anyone looking for a little overdue payback... come to the armory, im planning a local hunting trip." And with he's speech done, walked off back the door he came from.
The cargo hold was quiet, a ghost could make more noise than this. but as if a flare had been thrown into a barrel of gasoline the hold erupted into action. people practically stampeding to reach the door to reach the armory. Tom and he's friends being among them.
It was finally time for payback.
@@lisbjerg123 You should put this in the reddit comments, cause this is wonderful.
@@lisbjerg123 As much as I love that story, I guess they could still be sued for unlawful possession of a firearm. But if the laws are as lax as I think they are, the fine won't be prohibitive in the slightest.
Judo: the art of calmly folding clothing with the wearer still inside of it.
also see; Human Origami
Aikido: the art of striking your opponent with the largest available object. Generally whatever planet you happen to be on.
Escrima: The art of dancing your opponent to death
@@ShackleYT see also : capoeira.
Systema: the art of being lazy, and make the least effort to stop the combat (may include shattered bones)
WE CALL THIS A _DIFFICULTY TWEAK_
For them, it is a difficulty spear.
You can run away faster than a human, but they will catch you. And at that point, you will be too weak to fight back.
persistence predators for the win
Especially on a small space Station.
@@biggsdarklighter0473 That's not the point. We will need a few rounds around the space station to get the desired result. I'd say maybe 10-20km at a speed of roughly 7-15km/h should be enough for this "apex predator" to either die or be unable to fight back due to heat buildup.
And will die tired.
@@biggsdarklighter0473so we are horror movie villains?
Y’all ever just eat an eyeball to establish dominance
No but this needs to become a trop!
I ate a calf's balls for kicking me in the knee while we were castrating it.
Hai, Kazuma-desu!
I was looking for this, and I’m far from disappointed.
I now have this mental image of drunk humans with shotguns chasing those sorry-ass Vrrl guys all over the station. "Hunting season is open, boys!"
I can see a human with a shotgun slung on his shoulder jogging along, stopping to hunch over out of breath, pulling a cold can of beer out of his pocket and a key to shogun it. Wiping his face he continues his journey towards the sound of screaming Vrrl
They are not going to relax the prohibition on weapons. Besides where is the fun in that.
@@calvingreene90 In the context of the story - yes and yes. But my first association to the word "hunt" is a bunch of mildly inebriated happy campers with boomsticks trundling through the woods scaring wildlife and firing randomly.
@@Self-replicating_whatnot
Hunters that do stuff that stupid don't last very long before they remove themselves from the playing field.
I can almost hear Aqua prattling on in the background
And i can hear Darkness asking to be put under the same as the Vrrl
Did i somehow miss a konosuba reference?
@@Vit-Pokorny Kazuma Sato is the name of the male main protagonist.
Xenos: "Where did that explosion come from???"
*little human just laus on the ground.*
@@soyhugo390no she wouldn’t. She likes pain but they wouldn’t stop till she’s dead. She knows her limits on that…I think
The one guest identified himself by name and the ship he was on. The other identified himself as a member of a local dojo. Thus the likelihood that our beloved apex predator would very quickly become identified as a practice dummy is fairly High.
I would start running marathons to hunt these guys, me, my machete, and my hockey mask
He just ATE HIS EYE that’s a little much dude-
Need to get that protein intake. GAINS MAN! THE GAINS
Gotta instil the fear of man in the other "Apex" races.
A clear way to show that we are in fact a predator. We eat other animals. In this case, that meant you.
Mostly with you I have to imagine it was done to terrorize after two other humans were killed and all that happened was a fine
We don’t know, maybe it was prized food in war or something
7:35 ... And here I was expecting a Chuck Norris reference!
Mr. Norris would find this guy to be to underwhelming of an opponent.
When the Hunter becomes the Hunted
Human would be a perfect definition.
This isn't a mudhole, it's an operating table and I am the surgeon. -Batman
YES! A thousand likes on this one! Best line ever in any story: "We will let the humans hunt you". Priceless.
excellent, story! I especially liked the ending "we will let the humans hunt you." Grand!
Kazuma Sato... Konosuba?
Well simple solution, humans just need to do what the Irish did with the Brits banned weapons. then made weapons and called them canes.
I’m Canadian and I wish I could own a sword cane
@@elijahaitaok8624 You can own one so long as follows a few conditions the main thing seems to be the length of the blade. Yes that is in regards to the canadian laws.
Also in case there was confusion I was referring to the shillelagh in my original comment.
How about a directional explosive charge on the tip of a walking stick? Makes for one hell of an opener.
@@Sinyao so what the Japanese did during WW2, they sent their soldiers out with just that
I use a putter as a cane. It has other uses.
Sato... Kazuma?! WHAT?!
Only problem: the humans don´t seem to hunt, without weapons we are basically helpless, besides martial artists who don´t pick fights. I think the danger comes from other members of the herdgroup who might be even more dangerous predators than humans.
No martial artist see it as bad form, not won't, big difference
plus the mindset isn't limited to just them, plenty of other subgroups have similar "overcoming limits" mentality, just imagine a traper/hacker using carefully rigged rooms to trap and suffocate Vrrl, or a con artist convincing Vrrl to kill themselves, hell a marathon runner challenging them to a run and using our preferred method of leaving them too exhausted to fight back
Well, there’s that, but I don’t think they would much care if we...improvised. Of course, additionally it may act as an attraction for martial artist looking to prove themselves; to bag and tag Vrill associated with Human murders.
Additionally, if they say hunt, then that opens up the other avenues for attack and dispersal, which could include blunt objects and Knives (Just use a kitchen knife as its both classic AND ergonomic) call it traditional hunting garb or some cultural symbology; as we hunt both with ranged and close quarters equipment. It doesn’t change the fact that Humans traditionally don’t hunt alone. Whereas these Vrill appear to not be pack hunters, or are singling out targets who do not beget their “Respect”.
I think so long as we don’t hurt other Herdgroup members then we should be okay.
@@James-ep2bx but if It's seen as bad Form, that means it's looked Down upon, which would deterr most martial Artists from doing so.
The Vrrl will be scared. The Vrrl will run. And we humans might suck at unarmed combat, but unarmed running is a different matter...
@@biggsdarklighter0473 yes but most isn't all, and for the threat to work only a few is enough, hence the difference has a notable inpact
I loved this story when I read it and I love it even more, when _you_ read it!
Send in the ninjas.
"We will let the humans hunt you" and l imagine that some truly sadistic humans would sign up to do just that. People who enjoy inflicting pain for it's own sake, rather than to make a point the way the martial artist did.
Guy was lucky it was Kazuma Sato and not Kazuma Kiryu. The damage would have been much more extensive.
Tiger drop?
Thanks for the story 😊☺️😌🙂
You have to admit if he ate that I casually must taste pretty good... What if we cook it
Open season on vrrl seems like a good time to try out a slingshot. Surprisingly dangerous.
Yo-yos were originally weapons, currently thousands of geeks have mastered the Yo-yo. Awaiting just this sort of "no weapons" situation.
A properly trained mind is the only "weapon". All the rest are just handy tools.
Glorious
There’s another sub set of humans called “Big Game Hunters” who LOVE hunting apex predators.
Well, The Redtooth Vrill are forked 😂
Also I love the story expansions in the comments here.
I'm satisfied, the genre of hfy has turned me into a xenophobe to such an extent i think if we establish contact with xenos by the time i have grandchildren, they'll see me as racist
Well that would depend. Would they look down on us or not? If they do well it’s not xenophobia if it’s warranted
Oh that was sooo good. Thank you. UKUK
kazuma???
More space MMA!
For the algorithm
Looks like the Vrrl need another pounding.
Or several
The music is a bit much, here. It's kind of distracting from the story, and it doesn't really fit, either.
Lmfao Kazuma Sato as in the MC from Konosuba. Glad you finally ditched Aqua my guy. Story was great, a lot of fun.
we are those who chase, we do not tire, we will watch as the so call apex fall down, exhausted and we will keep chasing them.....
"We will let the humans hunt you"
Hillbilly humans: dont tease me now
Hillbilly Humans: “I’d love to bag me some extra large crawdads. They look like they’d go great with butter.”
Hillbilly humans: "Hell, I bet lil' Billy would love ta bag his first meal"
Hillbilly humans: "would you try to hunt me *deeply inhales* i'd try to hunt me."
Station personnel “weapons are NOT allowed inside the station.”
Humans “very bold of you to assume there’s anything we CAN’T weaponize.”
*Laughs in gardening tools.*
Laughs in food preparation Tools. Laughs in Tools.
@@biggsdarklighter0473 we go traditional horrors with hammers and axes or nerdy and geeky with crowbars ?
A human can turn ANYTHING into a weapon.
"I saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A. F-in. Pencil."
"we will let the humans hunt you." The most terrifying threat the intergalactic council can lay against it's enemies. 😂
It is a direct "You are ulready dead" In most LITERAL sence
@ᏟᎡᎪᏃᎽᏞΘᎷ *Your species is extinct
Nothing stomps the fire out of a bully like letting them know the local authorities have had enough of them fucking around and are perfectly happy to turn a blind eye when it's time to find out.
of course kazuma will do this, he is lucky he didn't steal his underwear
I can hear thousands of shotguns being loaded with slugshots in antecipation for the Open Season...
Weapons aren't allowed on this Station, so I'm hearing humans getting creative
@@biggsdarklighter0473 Spiked baseball bats? OH and my favorite. Trench shovels
@@vadfarkas14 no sir, it's a monomolecular screwdriver not a shive. no sir, i did not stab him he fell on it.
pit fall trap? no! we just turned the coridors gravity sideways for... sport.
@@biggsdarklighter0473 A spear?Oh no sir,it's just a harmless stick with a stone at the top of it!
*Slings bow over shoulder with malicious intent* “It is traditional, if humans hunt, for us to utilize ranged equipment or sharp implements. Is this allowed?” The security personnel look on nervously. However, Kelsor steps forward as the highest ranked personnel. The station’s rules were to be made clear, and the Humans were long overdue their recompense. “It is cultural?” He knew the answer, but wanted the rank and file to understand humans a bit better.
The man’s smile was eerily calm, like he was talking about the weather on his home planet. “Oh just thought I’d come in when I heard about the hunt. I’d have asked to bring...less traditional weapons if you’d allowed, but I understand station integrity is a priority.” He sighs as puts the quiver in front of him to present the odd looking finned sticks. “These are Arrows, one of the oldest hunting implements my people devised, making them the traditional way would be ineffective on Big game, so these are titanium tipped and made with a carbon nanotube coat over a carbon fiber core. And this,” he presents the bow with little fan fair. “Is a modernized variant of the Bow, it is the method of propulsion. The tension from these strings acts to empower the Arrow, which then follow an azimuth depending on a number of factors until it impacts its target. One of the oldest forms of kinetic weaponry ever devised. Considering the fact that these are Apex predators, I figured it might be within my rights to...use something with some range to start. If this is permitted I’d like to do this little hunting trip to top off my trophy listing. I will sell the meat to some prospective buyers if this is required for it to be considered a hunt.” He then relaxes slightly. “If not I’ll use my trusty Bowie Knife, it’s good for gutting, but I unfortunately don’t enjoy using it up close all the time...but if the hunt requires it I will.” He smiles in a somewhat more...the translator provides _sadistic_ intent. “I’d like to repay them for what they did to the girl that prompted this open season.”
Kelsor had hoped the martial artist’s demonstration alone had been enough to prove to the other species not to mess with the humans.
It had unfortunately not dissuaded the Vrill. But he had kept to his ruling, and when they had pounced on the opportunity to hunt a small girl, it had been met with a formal diplomatic complaint from the Terran embassy and a rapid phone call to his commander back on his own home-world. He stated that the Vrill had paid their fine, but that he wished to uphold his ruling. The Precinct commander had agreed, and sent an official document stating that the Vrill on this station were to be taken off the Herdgroup list. Which was met with a Vrill diplomatic objection, although it did little good now.
And he was fairly nervous about that.
Because as soon as the order had gone out on Intergalactic news; it had sparked a massive surge in human vessels showing up to the station. Martial Artists, Hunters (like this gentleman), Ex-Terran Soldiers, Terran Trade ships, and a few Humans he hadn’t immediately recognized until he did some digging...family members who’d lost loved ones to the Vrill at both stations like his own, and this station. It had turned into a full on Galactic political incident in the making and he wasn’t sure what to do.
On the one hand, the Vrill needed to learn not to hunt Terrans on any station. While registered as a prey species on the Galactic forum, the Terrans were terrifying hunters. On the other, the Terrans might massacre the entire Vrill population on this station...and possibly start a war.
Not that the Terrans appear to mind.
He’d done some reading on the Gal-net and found that the Terrans had a direct border into Vrill space, and by extension they had been having disputes on mineral and space lane rights along that border. Further exacerbated by the targeted hunting across the Galaxy.
He hadn’t expected the Terrans to send a Cruiser to the system to defend the port, nor a small diplomatic envoy to discuss the exact requirements and limitations humans would have in their hunt. He’d forbade extensively the use of firearms or laz weapons. Extensive damage to the station would not be tolerated in any manner, and his diplomats had made them assure that no one on the Herdgroup listing outside the Vrill would be targeted. Otherwise, everything else was fair game.
“This weapon is acceptable, as it shouldn’t pierce the station hull. Thank you for your business, if you’re not exclusively here to hunt, there are plenty of stalls on the trade floor that may hold your interest in ‘Exotic’ game.” He shrugged a bit, as the man put his quiver back on his shoulders and moved to walk onward. “Thanks mate, I betcha ther’s plenty of noice game to check out. I might go huntin’ planet side if it turns out I haven’t hunted some of em.” The Terran moved off in a burst of movement and was gone, likely to find a place to set up shop.
Many had also booked rooms and he could see some across from the checkpoint relaxing at a local beverage shop. Eyes calculating and long bladed weapons at their sides. He believed the Terrans called them Short Swords or Bowie knives.
He knew one thing...this was going to get brutal.
is there actually more or did you just write this up? if theres more please link if you just wrote it up, dude, dude... dude, you have a gift
The Vrill had been stalking the child for hours, the giggling grinning prey seemingly oblivious to its danger as it ran squealing in delight. Like some kind of arborine its upper appendages leapt from railing to railing, making wild adjustments to its velocity that the Vrill had to compensate for with multiple landings and pounces. The crowd was thinning out now and the prey was cornered. Now there was nowhere to run and plenty of room to fight. But the child had claimed a ballast stone, and produced a strip of tanned hide. Did it intend to try to leash or garrote the Vrill? No, it set the stone inside a wider strip in the center of the hide and took both ends in one hand. The child swung it experimentally at first. A makeshift flail. No matter. The Vrill would simply cut through the strap if swung at. But the child was still swinging it, and now the stone and strip of leather were whistling as they carved a taut circle through the air, blurred into near invisibility. The Vrill's ears twitched and signaled some primal danger of the unknown that the Vrill refused to acknowledge. The prey had not moved and its position was now one where it could not dodge quickly. It was time for the charge. The Vrill lowered and aimed for its final pounce. The child released one end of the hide strip and
@@williambarnes5023 please let there be more
@@pog15r Not for that particular Vrill, there isn't. That story ends at "and"
@@taronmalicos3638 Oh, I just wrote this up when felt the compulsion. Just figured the story could come to a head further than previously because I found the setting interesting.
Plus, nothing drives humans quite like Vengeance, and stories like this often ignore our primitive weapon’s designs as being our first means of being a ‘predator’ species. Since, we can’t persistence hunt an Apex Predator. We either need to be highly skilled or decently well armed.
Master Sato turned to his opponent "pretty please cause another incident I have friends who so rarely get to practice their art "
*lauphs in Apex Omnivore*
EVERYTHING is on the menu~
Food is Food.
Can I eat it? Yes I can.
Oh, weapons aren't allowed on this station?
*cue Macguyver theme*
Now watch as I build a fully functional assault rifle using common household items.
Jim Carrey with a green mask...
"A TOMMY GUN!"
.... that's no assault rifle, It's a fully operational battle station!
AKA the AK
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Shrikth: do you want to what dying feels like
Human: *do you want to know what compound fractures feel like!*
Shrikth: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT DISEMBOWLED FEELS LIKE!
Human: *DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAVING YOUR EYE RIPPED OUT FEELS LIKE!!*
-KAZUMA! KAZUMA!
-Hai, Kazuma desu
I never knew that after killing the Demon King he started to eat alien eyes...
He needed a change of pace.
I could almost hear the breaking of bones, loved it
No bones - exoskeleton
Damn, that must have been brutal. But a good lesson for those xenos, cause even with our physical limitations we are still as much of a predator species as we are prey like aswell.
If anything a predator with one of the most brutal hunting strategies from other animals. At least other animals get their kills over relatively quick, humans use to just chase mother fuckers till they dropped dead of exhaustion.
@@Jim-dy4wv then we noticed you get more out of the prey if you catch it intact.
The point being that humans HAVE no natural predators. Sure humans have been killed by other animals but only in cases of stupidity on the humans part, desperation or the human mistakenly deceives the animal to be its natural prey (surfers looking like turtles or seals to great whites even though great whites hate human flesh and will spit it out 9/10). All other predators (except for predator scavengers like hyenas) have instincts that make them avoid humans.
@@biggsdarklighter0473 You can be faster than a human but they will catch you. And at that point, you will be too weak to fight back. African hunters forced their prey to run until they doped from heat exhaustion. Then came a single blow from a spear to end it.
@@warrmalaski8570 my point is, even our prey will try to destroy itself to survive, so one gets more meat out of it by using weapons and getting the hunt over fast.
Is this the line for Vrrl hunting licenses? I hear it's gonna be a _banger_ season!
Heija Safari!
Legal alien hunting, major Tom make some room for me and my boom stick!
I can imagine that firearms are off limits in that station, in this case use the millenia old technique of chasing the prey/"apex predator" until it overheats and is ready to be slaughtered. If you don't want to kill them directly, just chase them until they die from exhaustion/overheating. Since how it was described in the story, that shouldn't take more than 2-3 hours at most.
I don't think that they are built for 10 km/h for an extended period of time.
@@etuanno can I use a machete and a hockey mask? I swear its cultural...
@@gabrielandradeferraz386 If you want you can use an tool for cutting up trees as well.
"Looks like Vrrl's back on the menu, boys!"
"I am Kazuma Satou."
*LAUGHS IN KONOSUBA*
I remmember seeing a post of a hunter bit broken teeth making dentures out of the deer he hunted then eating the deer with its own teeth.Honestly we are pretty scary lifeforms.
that's freaking terrifying.
Though ineffective. Deer are herbivores, not carnivores.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 Well the point wasn't to be effective but good enough. Remmember this was still in the time period where doctors didn't wash their hands and people rode horses,the fact he could even make dentures in the first place was phenomenal.
“I will eat you with your own teeth” is an amazing threat
That was a bear, actually. Which makes it even more impressive.
Ok some context. He shot the bear then pulled out it's teeth, then melted a broken frying pan down then poured the metal into a hand formed clay ingot measured to his jaws, then after filing the teeth to proper shapes he fitted them into the cooling metal to make dentures. He then proceeded to eat the bear with its own teeth.
Then again false teeth aren't modern tech, people have been doing it for centuries. Hell some of America's founding fathers used dead men's teeth, some used teeth made of ivory or bone or wood. If you want to learn just how fucking scary humans can be I reccomend chapter 4 of Might is Right by Ragnar Redbeard... Man: The Carnivore!
Wow he took him apart piece by piece literally.......
7:41 What did you just say, but aren't you a thief from an isekai? XD
Freaking Konosuba!
Finally found the one other commenter that noticed it.
"We will let the humans hunt you."
"Hah, but you are still not allowing weapons on board so what will the...:
*Hong Kong Kung Fu Music Intensifies*
Laughs in shovel
@@jameson1239 laughs in stools, chairs, ladders, umbrellas.... or just the ultimate weapon: Sticks.
@@LockandLoad79pointy sticks
hoo hoo hooooooo ruclips.net/video/bmfudW7rbG0/видео.htmlsi=iFEnra4CCZFgqw1a
A human who knows what they are doing, is never truly unarmed. Hell, even one who doesn't can still beat you to death with whatever is lying around, or just with their bare hands. We became the apex predators because we were smart as fuck, and *creative.* and sometimes that means redefining what is considered a weapon for the dumbfucks who think they can be bullies.
A broken mug or a smashed bear bottle always works
There is nothing in the World small enough we cannot use as a weapon by accelerating to sufficient speed.
Oh your a predator ok you get 2 choices be our pet or our food
Or clothing/rug/wall mounted trophy, predator meat isn't very tasty, especially hypercarnivores
weapons? No no officer these are jewelry where I'm from. *Brass knuckles on both fist and whip chain around my neck*. Now can you point me to the Vrrl's stall?
Ah, yes. Those who train their bodies that their souls may grow are indeed dangerous .... unless you treat them with respect.
I find it a bit silly that the station does not allow humans to carry weapons, yet lets on board species with 'natural weapons'.
The way Kazuma kicked and folded the Vrrl I think it’s safe to say he is a natural weapon, hell he even plucked out an eye and ate it too.
At least a knife would be allowed as a tool one would hope, as a knife is life saving in many situations.
Seeing how they killed two humans already, you bet the moment they declare open season on the bug aliens, they will take it
Open session: happens
Humans: COMMENCE DISINTIGRATION
Two on that station alone...
Humanities vengeance is nigh!
Declaring open season on ANYTHING will have hunters swarming in.
When the hunter becomes the hunted
Sato Kazuma?!
those kind of story are really satisfying and really martial art should really be given more enphasis like that, maybe some ki too (not dragon ball or cultivator kind but kinda "push largely above the limit of human body" kind)
Man cultivation can get nuts on their power level. I think Nen is the closest to what your looking for
@@morescodesup2087 i was thinking more of Ranma
Yeah feel like there is no rule for cultivation and autor throw whatever bs skill just to keep their MC OP
It may get seem like cruelty but it if a slight match of escalation to send a message.
I'm not sure, but isn't every species that can conquer their own planet, let alone leave it and become an interstellar entity, considered an apex by default? Even if their physical attributes do not show it, if you can literally glass the surface of an entire planet because you don't like an animal that's living on it (which used to hunt your species, for example) then you are above and beyond.
This whole 'prey' thing sounds rather primitive to me, but then again, based on how that 4 armed brute was described, with the stupidity of its entire race, I'm not suprised.
You are considered Apex when you have no natural (non-microbial) predators. If any creature in the ecosystem hunts you then you aren't the Apex.
Humans were persistence hunters for their prehistoric past but did not become the Apex of the ecosystem until we developed further.
The idea that we could be classified as a prey species is ridiculous however. We are an omnivorous persistent hunter species, we came from a primarily-herbivorous stock but our actual build is an efficient predator species.
Literally threatened with 'Outlaw' status. Always a nice punishment for those with overblown egos and too much authority/power.
The station is not going to relax the rule on weapons. Besides they don't appear to be necessary.
Ooh open season. Garlic and butter! Nom nom! Who is with me? I'm huntin space lobster thingies!!! If we don't eat it it's because it followed us all the way home can we keep it?
Kazuma kazuma....Hai my name is Kazuma
I have a Space above my Fire Place that I have room for a Trophy Head for.
The fact it's a space station means guns might cause serios damage.
Gonna have to lift a bit more. Dunno if i can draw a bow rated for tigers yet, but I'm excited to find out.
There's no way they'd consider a few pointy rods, a stick, and a piece of elastic a weapon.
Well the definition of weapon can be very broad and wide and this can allow for several good loopholes.
For instances, if we are talking about what is legaly consider a weapons and requires specific permision to be carried and used legally, then something like a 9 MM Glock would a restricted weapons wheras something like a Chaisaw or a Hydralic Drill, would not.
Or we can get even more creative with stuff like a Nail Gun or Rivet Gun wich despite what the name say are not weapons.
@@RexMK- chainsaw hunting, while tempting, may ruin the pelt.
@@whtwolf100 Well a chainsaw might not be ideal for those who want to make a Vryll coat, but if you want to hunt Vryll for the meat however.
Also there are other more personal options loke, Shovels, Hammers, Welders, Baseball Bats, Wolf Clubs, Rugby Clubs.
And lets no forget the important equipment like American Football gear for protection, maybe riot armour and a helmet.
Well you’ll be happy to know that they never said you can’t lace said arrows with toxic or deadly chemicals.
At that point the power of your shot matters a lot less.
Yet we humans have far more sharp stabby things than we know what to do with. And if we do not have one give us a week we'll have 10 at least two will play music.
Would really like to see more. How about a sequel or an entire series 🙂
Those people running the station might not be very deadly but my are they vindictive.
An apex predator?
Say hello to one of the only known omega class predators. 1: the bacteria phage. 2: humans.
... i pictured some humans going "oi, bois its time to hunt a walking alien preying mantis " and one just pulls out a big ass can of raid and giggles like a child and then as they go about killing that one just keeps spraying the foes in the face with bug spray yelling die bug die and then manically laughing as it chops off its limbs ....
dont even say that shit woukdnt happen... you know for a fucking fact that since it can be imagined by a human it would be done by a human at least 15 times till we made it a damn meme and every time we see one afterwards we would yell fuck a (races name ) get the raid!
I picture the Vrrl more like Gorillas or three eyed Gundarks.
For anyone wanting more from this Universe, the Autor is Writing a series called "The Privateer" on HFY
Boil you up with butter~
Reminds me of King Kong taking on T Rex. It's a dance which jaws cannot match.
4:45 "[Humans] see preparation for violence as a path to physical fitness and spiritual growth. " Sounds human to me. Applies to practising for armed combat as well. We are at our healthiest (in all ways) when we are comfortable with out ability to disarticulate at will any given foe. Even the practice in use of ranged weapons is beneficial for the mind.
Lol. Kazuma Sato? Like in Konosuba? 😂
*attack on titan theme intensifies*
Excellent story where humans are average physically but some superior mentally and spiritually. Many battles have been won without a blow being struck.
I tried to give this video a like, but shockingly RUclips isn't doing what's asked of it, so here's a comment to help with the algorithm instead. Love your work!
2:24 (gets their version of popcorn)
It really doesn’t matter no amateur can beat a skilled dude
A week to a month
Imagine Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and John wick hunting you down. 😅
You can tell she's getting kind of tired of these particular aliens picking fights with humans and killing them
Written by an enthusiast who has never actually trained to fight, or faced the possibility.
Weeb
Part 2 of this story :
"Proof of Predation"
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I love this
nice