Comparison: Illnesses Ranked By Life Expectancy

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024

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  • @WatchDataVerified
    @WatchDataVerified  3 года назад +810

    Apologies for an editing error! "Column 18" is meant to read "Brain Eating Amoeba"

  • @Guybuy14
    @Guybuy14 3 года назад +399

    When I see that life is a disease: *panik*
    My doctor said I have no diseases: *kalm*
    I have no life: *panik*

  • @tyhooper3602
    @tyhooper3602 3 года назад +135

    Doctor: What's wrong, what brings you into my office today
    Me: I got tested positive for life

  • @knifeprty2000
    @knifeprty2000 3 года назад +1784

    My favorite illness, “Life”.

  • @sadoats3356
    @sadoats3356 3 года назад +130

    *_When the doctor says i have 2 minutes to live but then i get the "life" disease_*

  • @SinSnxpes
    @SinSnxpes 3 года назад +257

    Me: *gets obesity at age 70 to live till 135 years old*

  • @pablo450e
    @pablo450e 3 года назад +129

    2:51 Wow, I didn't know that life is an illness

  • @nyveoo463
    @nyveoo463 3 года назад +149

    i agree, Life is an Illness

  • @albertfernando8032
    @albertfernando8032 3 года назад +40

    "24 Hours Online Schooling With Extra Hard Homework"
    Time Left: 2 Hours to Live

  • @mauronunezcarrillo6866
    @mauronunezcarrillo6866 3 года назад +131

    For a second, I thought “sepsis” said “stepsister” 😂

    • @rdiclst6908
      @rdiclst6908 3 года назад +3

      I was gonna comment that 😂

    • @Marinesman
      @Marinesman 3 года назад +11

      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @whisksksk
      @whisksksk 3 года назад +4

      @@Marinesman*AMEN*

    • @martyoof
      @martyoof 3 года назад +1

      @@Marinesman Obama

  • @thereisamonkeamongus3758
    @thereisamonkeamongus3758 3 года назад +39

    When I’m 73.2 years old I will get the disease “life” and then I have 73.2 years more to live ;)

  • @grantelsing
    @grantelsing 3 года назад +118

    That Life disease is pretty bad...I hope no one gets it🤣🤣

  • @2killnspray9
    @2killnspray9 3 года назад +26

    Covid19 : 23 days in 0.3-0.5% of cases : all live in 99.5-99.7% of cases.

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 года назад +36

    Damn, cops are really busy doing all those cardiac arrests.

  • @davidcrueger-cain6869
    @davidcrueger-cain6869 3 года назад +33

    Dang I never realized life was an illness

  • @dinofeek6321
    @dinofeek6321 3 года назад +19

    I knew that life is itself an illness that's why it have so much difficulties and suffering 😢

  • @yogurt7918
    @yogurt7918 3 года назад +15

    Time to end that last illness

  • @YBHector17k
    @YBHector17k 3 года назад +12

    It doesn't get better the pain just last longer
    -Lildic

  • @jejemon773
    @jejemon773 3 года назад +10

    There is a man in my country that he was trying to save his son on a burning house when his leg got stuck by a falling closet making him harder to escape and the fire burned his left leg. and some years later he got the flesh eating virus and somehow 12 hours til death. i hope he survives

    • @sabir_raiyan
      @sabir_raiyan 3 года назад

      Me too i seen this comment 7 hours ago aka your comment

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump 3 года назад

      did he make it

    • @jejemon773
      @jejemon773 3 года назад

      @@dizzy_jump yes he is currently alive today

  • @magmaplayz3745
    @magmaplayz3745 3 года назад +20

    Life's an illness apperently. Like!

  • @marqs2563
    @marqs2563 3 года назад +9

    Me: what do I have doctor
    Doc: I diaginose you with *life*
    Me: OH NO

  • @a51chronos79
    @a51chronos79 3 года назад +10

    2:11
    Doctor: you have 7 years to live
    Stephen Hawking : hold my beer

    • @swaaaft
      @swaaaft 3 года назад

      its stephen hawking

  • @Ezkimu
    @Ezkimu 3 года назад +7

    I had Pneumonia when I was in 2nd grade. I was hospitalized for 2 weeks but I'm fine now

  • @RoxNoAnne
    @RoxNoAnne 3 года назад +36

    I had COVID but my symptoms died down quickly so I might live a full life
    My dad on the other hand, I'm just holding out hope for him
    Edit : Dad still living, forgot to give an update in January

  • @thepea2066
    @thepea2066 3 года назад +7

    Yeah I have a disease called Life, it doesn't hurt but I can feel it destroying me

  • @hyojukim0924
    @hyojukim0924 3 года назад +6

    1:10
    I used to have Pneumonia and fortunately survived, it was really hard to control your cough, fever, and runny nose. I even skipped school even though I didn't want to for like 4-5 weeks. If you ask, then maybe I am a Pneumonia survivor. Guys, change your clothes after running, jumping, dancing, or whatever you do that will make you SWEAT.
    And if you ask again, I was in elementary grade 2...
    Keep safe guys and Happy new year(IM GOING TO SCREAM AHHHHHHHH)!!!!

    • @fushito98
      @fushito98 3 года назад

      Happy new Year and happy to hear you survive bro a good luck for you

    • @kingmazlo6847
      @kingmazlo6847 3 года назад

      i’m really happy for you,i hope you’re good now

    • @LIN-ek5dw
      @LIN-ek5dw 3 года назад

      My dad's grandma used to have pneumonia like every year, she was in hospital few weeks and always came back very healthy. And she was 93 years old. She died of stroke in May.

  • @alexdrahomaretskyi2792
    @alexdrahomaretskyi2792 3 года назад +46

    Who is Cardiac, and why is he under arrest?

  • @yvonbasuel9440
    @yvonbasuel9440 3 года назад +30

    Ah yes, the best illness...
    *L i f e .*

  • @flexpg3d745
    @flexpg3d745 3 года назад +25

    Uhm..my dad has cirrhosis and he lived like 10-15years? Can u explain?
    Also please pray for my dad he has stage 3 or 4:(

    • @kathleencostello4821
      @kathleencostello4821 3 года назад +10

      If untreated that is how long you have left to live

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 3 года назад +1

      ??, Good,it is so good,nothing wrong, if your dad treated well the percentage of life is high,yiu must be thankful

  • @cheesegaming3126
    @cheesegaming3126 3 года назад +10

    Pneumonia: 30 days
    My friend who has beat it and won all 5 rematches against it: Are you sure about that?

    • @goofball_gutz
      @goofball_gutz 3 года назад +1

      I almost got pneumonia and I was 5. Now I’m 8. Isn’t that scary? :(

    • @ivosklenarik26
      @ivosklenarik26 3 года назад

      Those 30 days are estimate when left untreated

  • @Mr-.Facts.
    @Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад +12

    My 96 years old great grandma had Covid and she survived!

    • @dxntgetdrxpped8232
      @dxntgetdrxpped8232 3 года назад +2

      I read this comment and said not true...
      Then I read your name

    • @Mr-.Facts.
      @Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад +1

      @@TheDel4873 Indeed ( :

    • @Mr-.Facts.
      @Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад +1

      @@TheDel4873 Wow

    • @Pablo450a
      @Pablo450a 3 года назад +1

      Wow, that's amazing!

    • @SRCB0
      @SRCB0 3 года назад

      i salute your great grandma

  • @ToastyStuff
    @ToastyStuff 3 года назад +8

    I dunno how I survived dengue when my parents didn't know I had dengue for 5 days straight. I had like two more days to live.

  • @citronvannalemon
    @citronvannalemon 3 года назад +11

    I have lost all hope for humans after seeing 90% of the comments saying Life is a disease when it's just for comparison.

    • @eisthebestletter7836
      @eisthebestletter7836 3 года назад

      It’s just a joke don’t take it too seriously

    • @ludwigvonkoopa4480
      @ludwigvonkoopa4480 3 года назад

      I have lost all hope for humans after seeing 90% of people not knowing the difference between being serious and joking when it's pretty obvious.

  • @pablo450e
    @pablo450e 3 года назад +9

    Really great video! =)

  • @slurdrip
    @slurdrip 3 года назад +5

    Column 18: who are you
    Covid-19: I’m you, but stronger

  • @Mariilynn_
    @Mariilynn_ 3 года назад +11

    We all have the same sicknesses called "life" :) and it's an eternal sickness for everyone.. Till it ends you

  • @coconutshake6312
    @coconutshake6312 3 года назад +13

    Life is not an illness, it's a test.

    • @biohazard2304
      @biohazard2304 3 года назад +3

      Life's a pay to win free to play game

    • @coconutshake6312
      @coconutshake6312 3 года назад

      @@biohazard2304 I guess that makes sense

    • @jerimoon36
      @jerimoon36 3 года назад

      @@biohazard2304 can you sell me some life hacks so its easier?

  • @darthvaderunderwears9556
    @darthvaderunderwears9556 3 года назад +9

    Dang I didn’t know my life was an illness that hurts

  • @barerninja9702
    @barerninja9702 3 года назад +16

    Ah yes. My favorite illness
    *L I F E*

  • @chloelovesroblox2758
    @chloelovesroblox2758 3 года назад +18

    life is an illness? i feel like somebody who said that is deppressed

  • @starlightstudios651
    @starlightstudios651 3 года назад +12

    Doctor:you have 4 minutes to live
    Me:watch’s this vid and decides to commit obesity

    • @ramchh
      @ramchh 3 года назад

      I'd commit life

  • @roselite4661
    @roselite4661 3 года назад +9

    Influenza: 7 Days left to live
    Me: Who last year had Influenza for a week and two days
    Also me: WELP

  • @seriousburrito1529
    @seriousburrito1529 3 года назад +13

    These are just estimates on you getting the disease and getting no medical attention

  • @jeffatronna9032
    @jeffatronna9032 3 года назад +5

    Bro while i was watching this i felt like i had every single one of these illnesses

  • @patriot_second_channel
    @patriot_second_channel 3 года назад +7

    “Life is scarier then death.”
    -01A51CD0

  • @browneyedmothers
    @browneyedmothers 3 года назад +7

    "Influenza can lead you to asthma"
    Me who was already asthma: 👁👄👁

  • @vladschiopu2885
    @vladschiopu2885 3 года назад +13

    Fun fact: covid 19 is the 19th virus from this list

  • @scarletraeplayscrk5408
    @scarletraeplayscrk5408 7 месяцев назад +4

    Dengue: seven days to live
    Me: IM STILL STANDING

  • @mariomoric2270
    @mariomoric2270 3 года назад +4

    This guy called my whole life illness.

  • @alexrynes1518
    @alexrynes1518 3 года назад +13

    Covid-19: 23 days to live
    *Wait that’s illegal*

  • @mrmr-lq2ue
    @mrmr-lq2ue 3 года назад +9

    I read Sepsis as Stepsis and I was hella confused.

  • @stefanpejak9131
    @stefanpejak9131 3 года назад +8

    Make the comparrission of probability of final bosses in 2020.

  • @mar_nvc
    @mar_nvc 3 года назад +3

    Props to this guy who got all the illnesses and came back with the info

  • @marsmartis2697
    @marsmartis2697 3 года назад +4

    My grandpa had 2 strokes and lived for like 10 years after the first one. He's still alive though not too well

  • @gigithespiderantnostalgiaa1689
    @gigithespiderantnostalgiaa1689 3 года назад +8

    “Life Is An Illness”
    Mood

  • @jiggypuffy
    @jiggypuffy 3 года назад +6

    omg life is an illness! so basically we’re ill forever until death … stay safe

  • @ag-dn1vl
    @ag-dn1vl 3 года назад +13

    i tested positive for covid and lived longer than 23 days before naturally recovering after a month.

    • @ajaxpinecone.2993
      @ajaxpinecone.2993 3 года назад +2

      It's just an average

    • @ag-dn1vl
      @ag-dn1vl 3 года назад

      @@ajaxpinecone.2993 yeah, but still. plus my immune system isn’t that good

    • @Daggoe9
      @Daggoe9 3 года назад

      I had also i got recovered after two weeks

    • @Daggoe9
      @Daggoe9 3 года назад

      Cuz ma immune system is so damn big

    • @Daggoe9
      @Daggoe9 3 года назад

      And i treated like a cold

  • @jonithantony7603
    @jonithantony7603 3 года назад +12

    My age:100
    My disease: life
    Life: 73.2 yrs
    My age: 100 yrs
    = 100+73.2
    =173.2 yrs
    So I can live 173.2 yrs

    • @ludq9130
      @ludq9130 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @v4mpyress
      @v4mpyress 3 года назад

      that’s actually more than a women

  • @SaraWillowOnpaws-of2zw
    @SaraWillowOnpaws-of2zw 7 месяцев назад +4

    I once had pneumonia for 31 days I'm still standing!!!!

  • @box4899
    @box4899 3 года назад +5

    My grandma has had about 3 or four strokes, but I’m glad to say that she is still alive. Although, I’m drastically worrying about her health and I’m assuming that she does not have all that much time

    • @LIN-ek5dw
      @LIN-ek5dw 3 года назад

      Ohhh my dads grandma had one and died :/

    • @lagboat
      @lagboat 2 года назад

      @@LIN-ek5dw You mean Great Grandma?

    • @LIN-ek5dw
      @LIN-ek5dw 2 года назад

      @@lagboat yea

    • @lagboat
      @lagboat 2 года назад

      @@LIN-ek5dw Sorry for your loss :(

  • @petegaming8987
    @petegaming8987 3 года назад +10

    I hope all people will not suffer any kinds of disease.

  • @Utmus
    @Utmus 3 года назад +7

    Everyone is talking about COVID-19 when the real illness is life

  • @bulls8685
    @bulls8685 3 года назад +1

    I got sick by COVID-19 like 2 months ago and i still alive watching your videos...

    • @fifi9159
      @fifi9159 3 года назад

      Yarr you probably got healed

  • @LeoGad876
    @LeoGad876 3 года назад +4

    This skyrocketed my anxiety

  • @zodix
    @zodix 3 года назад +7

    0:54 the feel that your surname is Zíka T&T

  • @rareplushgamer80
    @rareplushgamer80 3 года назад +6

    Covid-19 = 23 days
    Me who has Covid-19 but know health problems: Are you sure about that?

  • @ppastelloo
    @ppastelloo 3 года назад +5

    Italy:
    A guy lived for 250 days with Covid-19

  • @PriyanshuKumar-si2yh
    @PriyanshuKumar-si2yh 3 года назад +7

    Life is itself a disease. Intresting

  • @nickhardy9031
    @nickhardy9031 3 года назад +6

    0:06 when you type sepsis instead of stepsis and get better results

  • @skteforfun8166
    @skteforfun8166 3 года назад +6

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me: 0:14 what are u doing sepsis?!

  • @narutouzumaki4053
    @narutouzumaki4053 3 года назад +10

    Happy new year

  • @Juno-bug
    @Juno-bug 3 года назад +7

    Yes life is an illness

  • @Da.Liar-Pig
    @Da.Liar-Pig 3 года назад +3

    Britt allcroft is 77 years old and she is still alive along with christopher awrey and robert d.

  • @lobotomilla
    @lobotomilla 3 года назад +4

    my uncle has had cirrhosis for the past 6 years and he's still very much alive

  • @Ria-ee4dq
    @Ria-ee4dq 3 года назад +11

    My grandma lived till she was 101

    • @rafardhanhmm9992
      @rafardhanhmm9992 3 года назад +2

      My grand grandma died in 90 years

    • @RibbyWibby
      @RibbyWibby 3 года назад +2

      @@vali-cholugro8130 there's nothing funny about being death

    • @vali-cholugro8130
      @vali-cholugro8130 3 года назад +1

      @@RibbyWibby yes i see....

    • @stellaandlanihutcheon3916
      @stellaandlanihutcheon3916 3 года назад +2

      My great grandma live until 93.she lived longer than her mum,dad,sisters,brother and husband.

    • @rtixboi4193
      @rtixboi4193 3 года назад +1

      my great grandmother lived until 99

  • @kwitseo
    @kwitseo 3 года назад +8

    So the challenge is to avoid all these diseases until life ends you. Good luck everyone.

    • @demonicchild.9760
      @demonicchild.9760 3 года назад +2

      Time to avoid life

    • @highluxpotato810
      @highluxpotato810 3 года назад +3

      Just say no. The disease can’t legally enter your body without your consent.

    • @Nothing_...
      @Nothing_... 3 года назад

      @@highluxpotato810 lol true 😂

    • @cactus2
      @cactus2 3 года назад

      @@highluxpotato810 lol

  • @enkhboldnymdorj2790
    @enkhboldnymdorj2790 3 года назад +10

    Of course. Life is some kind of disease

  • @AuzzieRoblox
    @AuzzieRoblox 3 года назад +4

    0:01 Caradiac Arrest is how Michael Jackson the King Of Pop was one of the reasons he passed away. MJ we miss you to this day.

    • @ancsuther
      @ancsuther 3 года назад +1

      And overdosing

    • @AuzzieRoblox
      @AuzzieRoblox 3 года назад +1

      @@ancsuther yeah I would say that but I didn’t see that in the video

    • @latiendadepaikawaii
      @latiendadepaikawaii 3 года назад

      Also with Pete Burns.

  • @areloTET
    @areloTET 3 года назад +3

    My great grandfather survived malaria after getting it before turning 40 and lived to 89 years old.

  • @4everde4d
    @4everde4d 3 года назад +8

    I got COVID-19 3 months ago and I’m still living

  • @epicgamingcommunistcheems4267
    @epicgamingcommunistcheems4267 3 года назад +30

    Ah yes the illness "Life".

  • @prasanthm9926
    @prasanthm9926 3 года назад +7

    yeah guys I have an illness
    LIFE

  • @romulus3529
    @romulus3529 3 года назад +3

    Imagine having to fight a disease for 42 years. That’s half your life

  • @No1aonjupiter.
    @No1aonjupiter. 3 года назад +4

    Cardiac arrest: 4 mins to live
    Hinata from naruto: I am foud parallel universes ahead of you

  • @fowl878
    @fowl878 3 года назад +7

    My mom has covid 19 right now. Its not her first time she survived it. It took 3 months for her to be ok. Will she be okay this time?

    • @cynthiaandersen3691
      @cynthiaandersen3691 3 года назад +2

      Yes she will... No matter what, I believe in your mom

    • @lpsgalactickitty985
      @lpsgalactickitty985 3 года назад +2

      I'm sure she will! If she already survived it once, then she will survive it this time too! Don't worry

    • @cynthiaandersen3691
      @cynthiaandersen3691 3 года назад +2

      When people survive a sickness, they get slightly immune to it.

    • @prakhargupta4879
      @prakhargupta4879 3 года назад +2

      Pray and hope for the best she will definitely survive

  • @traumavulturee
    @traumavulturee 3 года назад +9

    Atleast he said life instead of “YOU”

  • @trickgerr2095
    @trickgerr2095 3 года назад +6

    1:50. May i unshaken plays

  • @fantasea8112
    @fantasea8112 3 года назад +2

    Me - "Has slight fever"
    Bing - "YOU HAVE 3 MINS"

  • @damie4158
    @damie4158 3 года назад +7

    Getting reject by crush:1second to live

    • @ymzc686
      @ymzc686 3 года назад +1

      Nice one

    • @illumix2270
      @illumix2270 3 года назад +1

      Thats why ill never ask someone out

    • @chobi3658
      @chobi3658 3 года назад

      It’s less than that

  • @lilacthesmolfox5029
    @lilacthesmolfox5029 3 года назад +8

    That last one is gonna bring in allllll the 14 year olds

    • @-airymations-8967
      @-airymations-8967 3 года назад +3

      Lmao “life”

    • @aloe8694
      @aloe8694 3 года назад +2

      Lol they be like “yooo thats deep bro”

  • @Sarah_Basiri
    @Sarah_Basiri 3 года назад +30

    When I'm 65 years old, I'm gonna be obese so I can live for another 65 years.
    Edit: Guys it's just a joke you dont have to take it so seriously 😂😂😂

  • @wsleet
    @wsleet 3 года назад +6

    wow, plague is such a deadly illness amirite.

  • @aleksa0657
    @aleksa0657 3 года назад +6

    my grandpa (1942 - still alive thank God) survived malaria as a 5 year old...

  • @ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512
    @ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512 3 года назад +9

    i survived pneumonia at just 2 years old!. im 58 now.

    • @Dutchlq
      @Dutchlq 3 года назад +2

      I had it a year ago for about 17 days! I was sooooo close

    • @randomdudestudios7637
      @randomdudestudios7637 3 года назад

      I had it when I was around 3

    • @ajaxpinecone.2993
      @ajaxpinecone.2993 3 года назад +1

      Why would a 58 year old name themselves sweet but psycho?

    • @bingkoirekt5057
      @bingkoirekt5057 3 года назад +1

      @@ajaxpinecone.2993 ikr

    • @ajaxpinecone.2993
      @ajaxpinecone.2993 3 года назад

      I want a valid answer from the one who made the comment not a random default account named "Jezreel Sanchez"

  • @Red_Panda-me1dv
    @Red_Panda-me1dv 3 года назад +6

    *2:50**:Oh, I Didn’t Know Life Is An Illness*

    • @august8185
      @august8185 3 года назад

      It's a plague, most commonly contracted by addiction to drugs such as breathing, blinking, eating, sleeping, drinking, and existing

  • @ankhoa8497
    @ankhoa8497 3 года назад +5

    Comparison: Riots Ranked By Dead People Please

  • @Abandondeded
    @Abandondeded 3 года назад +11

    Plot twist: *people survived alot of these*

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 3 года назад

      especially covid

    • @Redpyramidthingy
      @Redpyramidthingy 3 года назад

      @@Aptezo and HIV

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 3 года назад

      @@Redpyramidthingyyup most people with HIV get treated and live long lives

    • @ntb1132
      @ntb1132 3 года назад +2

      Thats more like a fun fact rather than a plot twist

  • @DuckCat
    @DuckCat 3 года назад +4

    Happy new year :>

  • @Kozzi1e
    @Kozzi1e 3 года назад +11

    Happy new year everyone

    • @alisonbarnes8704
      @alisonbarnes8704 3 года назад

      To you too!

    • @Denji_Hayakawa
      @Denji_Hayakawa 3 года назад

      @@alisonbarnes8704 woah 45 seconds ago

    • @Kozzi1e
      @Kozzi1e 3 года назад

      @@alisonbarnes8704 awww thank you my man or girl idk

    • @tarzan4318
      @tarzan4318 3 года назад

      But it is December 31th

    • @tarzan4318
      @tarzan4318 3 года назад

      I'm in December 31th 2:23 AM

  • @Chicken-zo7np
    @Chicken-zo7np 3 года назад +7

    Me: **breathes**
    Meningitis: *no*