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  • @msf47
    @msf47 Месяц назад +10584

    You don't understand Ubisoft is making AAAA games

    • @ETBrooD
      @ETBrooD Месяц назад +576

      Because it's AAAASS xD

    • @ChrisTheOnly
      @ChrisTheOnly Месяц назад +419

      AAAA(Absolutely Awful Advanced Ass) games.

    • @simondarif1386
      @simondarif1386 Месяц назад +28

      Goat pfp

    • @spacemonkey7972
      @spacemonkey7972 Месяц назад +26

      Yeah, you're really getting two AA games or four A games.

    • @decegrease
      @decegrease Месяц назад +21

      the 4th A acts as an Uno Reverse card

  • @gunslinger2566
    @gunslinger2566 Месяц назад +7364

    This was groundbreaking on the PS2.

    • @marloncebo242
      @marloncebo242 Месяц назад +339

      Metal gear solid 2 would impress me more than this in current day. Insane.

    • @Archivosdelosvideojuegos
      @Archivosdelosvideojuegos Месяц назад +212

      naah PS2 games look and play 1000x better.

    • @SamiJuntunen1
      @SamiJuntunen1 Месяц назад +50

      Is this mobile game?

    • @TheEvathcebor
      @TheEvathcebor Месяц назад +134

      What are you talking about. The average PS2 game was much better than the shit that is released today.

    • @KingOfhearts72
      @KingOfhearts72 Месяц назад +8

      @@TheEvathceborthis

  • @Boyahda
    @Boyahda Месяц назад +6454

    This is what 130 bucks gets ya. Fuck this timeline.

    • @justinleonard6183
      @justinleonard6183 Месяц назад +124

      Damn that’s like 180 Canadian we truly are on the cursed timeline

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 Месяц назад +110

      Nah it's the perfect timeline...just watch it all burn 😂

    • @krystians2016
      @krystians2016 Месяц назад +22

      how much is this game btw? and im asking for how many milions or whatever it cost them to make this game????? cuz those explosions are so FLAT like wth

    • @justinleonard6183
      @justinleonard6183 Месяц назад +18

      @@krystians2016 89 dollars CAD for regular 170 CAD for ultimate edition

    • @krystians2016
      @krystians2016 Месяц назад +7

      @@justinleonard6183 im asking for this game budget

  • @DudeWatIsThis
    @DudeWatIsThis Месяц назад +485

    I'm just happy that modern developers are still creating games for the PS2.

    • @leila13dnd
      @leila13dnd Месяц назад +7

      Lol

    • @KuraVixen
      @KuraVixen Месяц назад +12

      PS2 slander is not tolerated!

    • @Budgieboy4068
      @Budgieboy4068 Месяц назад +9

      @@DudeWatIsThisThe games were made better back then. You put the disc in and it just played. How it should be.

  • @Murphy5-5
    @Murphy5-5 Месяц назад +2198

    The first explosion is a scripted cinematic explosion and STILL looks like that

    • @AWSOMEPOSSUM16
      @AWSOMEPOSSUM16 Месяц назад +144

      It looks unfinished, almost like stock animation.

    • @heygek2769
      @heygek2769 Месяц назад +99

      @@AWSOMEPOSSUM16 They've got better stock animations than that these days, there's absolutely no excuse, even Bethesda does it better with their janky old engine.

    • @nerd20fromdiscord
      @nerd20fromdiscord Месяц назад +30

      @@AWSOMEPOSSUM16as a blender noob i could do better than that in like just a fee hours using free assets, plugins and minimal editing lol

    • @AWSOMEPOSSUM16
      @AWSOMEPOSSUM16 Месяц назад +16

      @@nerd20fromdiscord Lol I bet you could. Now that I think about it, it looks a lot like the Halo CE death animations from 23 years ago 😂

    • @formdusktilldeath
      @formdusktilldeath Месяц назад +15

      Reminded me of the first KOTOR game… that was 2003 before you ask.

  • @simonredforce
    @simonredforce Месяц назад +1057

    "Keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed" - Kratos.
    Turns out, my expectations were as low as they could get and I am still disappointed.

    • @daesz
      @daesz Месяц назад +11

      That's how I felt about ahsoka series : I went without any expectations and was disappointed, then* went with expectations acolyte gonna be bad and still got disappointed

    • @simonredforce
      @simonredforce Месяц назад +7

      @@daesz Better to go into Star Wars nowadays with the "this is going to be the worst shit ever made by humanity" mindset. Having some sort of, if any, shred of expectation seems to be our problem.

    • @daesz
      @daesz Месяц назад +9

      @@simonredforce the fact that andor s2 was postponed also makes me caution, that might be a sign of disney interfere with their agendas

    • @lilpain1997
      @lilpain1997 Месяц назад +5

      Lmfao seriously. I don't play anything ubi at all now and haven't done for years ( siege was the last game i got from ubi and I thought that was shit ). My expectations were rock bottom and somehow... It's worse than what I thought it would be.

    • @ryuuknoel
      @ryuuknoel Месяц назад

      Ahahah this is exactly what I was thinking. I know the game is gonna be mid as fuck but seeing this I was like: No way, it's even worst lol

  • @HeatedToast
    @HeatedToast Месяц назад +8626

    I genuinely feel sorry for Star Wars fans

    • @user85937
      @user85937 Месяц назад +1007

      We are used to it.

    • @pepeepupoo
      @pepeepupoo Месяц назад +686

      Wr gave up years ago. We moved past the dark times knowing everything is going to be dogshit from here on out

    • @xtill8279
      @xtill8279 Месяц назад +238

      Thanks man, it's been rough

    • @Vapmod710
      @Vapmod710 Месяц назад +141

      I still play bf2. This enrages me💀

    • @PatoChu
      @PatoChu Месяц назад +207

      Ohh dont be 😊
      We gave up on the franchise ages ago
      You should’ve been there when it first started 🥲 Before the dark times, before -the empire- Disney

  • @tsnoob4669
    @tsnoob4669 Месяц назад +546

    The way it shows her running around as she's getting shot, just look and feel soulless. Like it doesnt evoke any tension of your character being in danger of getting killed.

    • @fictionalgeographic
      @fictionalgeographic Месяц назад +16

      Looks like a AAA asset flop.

    • @buak809
      @buak809 Месяц назад +41

      becaus she is a strong and independent woman and is immune to patriarchal bullets
      duuuuh

    • @leila13dnd
      @leila13dnd Месяц назад +7

      Yeah and it doesn't fit the voice acting at all.
      Like, the lines definitely evoke a sense of danger and urgency but the situation on screen certainly doesn't.

    • @thebyrdcage8619
      @thebyrdcage8619 Месяц назад +2

      It's a fucking video game not live action. Every video game character looks soulless.

    • @tsnoob4669
      @tsnoob4669 Месяц назад +36

      @@thebyrdcage8619 Tell me you don't play video games without telling me you don't play video games.

  • @drakealexander6668
    @drakealexander6668 Месяц назад +1421

    Ubisoft: "We are winning so hard that we can't disclose how much we are winning."

    • @AoiTsukanabi
      @AoiTsukanabi Месяц назад +71

      IIRC what they did was actually illegal, they are legally required to disclose those numbers to shareholders. Which tracks since they are also being sued by the country of Japan.

    • @3xworldchampionhater
      @3xworldchampionhater Месяц назад +7

      ​@AoiTsukanabi shareholders and some nerd from ign interviewing them are 2 different things😂😂😂

    • @3xworldchampionhater
      @3xworldchampionhater Месяц назад +1

      ​@AoiTsukanabi and they being investigated for there historical inaccuracies in a video game bucko that's gonna go nowhere yall literally get online and just lie

    • @AoiTsukanabi
      @AoiTsukanabi Месяц назад +24

      @@3xworldchampionhater You are a special kind of forgotten child arent you.

    • @2spliffs41lifetime
      @2spliffs41lifetime Месяц назад +2

      @@AoiTsukanabiwhat kinda whack attempt at a jab was that? 😂 that guy is right none of these things are going to have legal repercussions.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Месяц назад +2134

    That's a Thermal Detonator, it's something that could destroy an entire freaking building and scared Jabba so much that he was convinced to pay the bounty hunter who is Leia off so she doesn't kill them all! THE HELL!?

    • @overlordmae9090
      @overlordmae9090 Месяц назад +468

      Well, according to Dogsh...khem... Disney Star Wars being stabbed through chest with lightsaber is only a mild inconvenience, turning thermal detonator into a toy seems to fit the narrative.

    • @RaveTheo
      @RaveTheo Месяц назад +295

      This one was from Temu

    • @prismatic9890
      @prismatic9890 Месяц назад +143

      to be fair, the thermal detonators in every star wars game has basically functioned like a regular grenade

    • @dreyga2
      @dreyga2 Месяц назад +86

      No, you're mistaken. That's a QeefBomb. Doesn't do much damage in game, but irl it's deadly to men. Men are scared just by seeing QB in the trailer. They know when QB is dropped, everything is f-ed, the game, the story, the characters, the gameplay, the forums, EVERYTHING.

    • @amirshlomolavan
      @amirshlomolavan Месяц назад +8

      ​@prismatic9890 yeah because having gameplay be lore accurate wouldn't make it a game. Jedi fallen order and survivor don't have instant one shot lightsabers so the game would be enjoyable, but in this case it was used in a cutscene

  • @ThePhysicalReaction
    @ThePhysicalReaction Месяц назад +396

    This seems like it will be like forspoken where the unlikable female protagonist talks to herself constantly during gameplay, never shuts up

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 Месяц назад +2

      Hey, Forspoken at least had some redeeming qualities

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk Месяц назад +92

      That is exactly what it's like. All the gameplay footage I've seen, she talks endlessly about stuff you absolutely do not care about. Who thinks insufferable characters like this are appealing???

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Месяц назад +4

      @@hundvd_7 Worse Forspoken maybe???

    • @jonsnow3176
      @jonsnow3176 Месяц назад +1

      @@ricardohoang8452 yeah

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Месяц назад +7

      this game isn't even gonna have ironically memorable lines unlike Foreskinspokin though

  • @Aero137
    @Aero137 Месяц назад +147

    that grenade was so strong, it blew all the fps away

    • @DC-hw7fw
      @DC-hw7fw Месяц назад

      It's a feature, not a bug... totally intentional! ;)

  • @Shocknfunk
    @Shocknfunk Месяц назад +1536

    Not even 10 seconds in and they downplay a thermal detonator.

    • @DeathmetalPersian
      @DeathmetalPersian Месяц назад +199

      I would bet my left testicle that nobody at the Disney office could tell you what a thermal detonator is.

    • @dahlanrahl
      @dahlanrahl Месяц назад +118

      Bro, I remember the quest on Taris in KOTOR to fake that one guy's death, cuz he had bounty on him. I've had to get thermal detonator which was illegal because the blast was so insanely powerful that it didn't even left a trace of dna, so they wouldn't bother to look for his leftovers...

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Месяц назад +59

      ​@@DeathmetalPersianOh, I'd bet there's people who do. They probably have at least one janitor who enjoys Star Wars.

    • @MrJol420
      @MrJol420 Месяц назад +7

      Jabba furious somewhere

    • @Jade-ur8pl
      @Jade-ur8pl Месяц назад +3

      @@dahlanrahl Wasn't that a Permacrete Detonator?

  • @cwalters32
    @cwalters32 Месяц назад +1961

    Battlefront 2 came out almost 7 years ago, and looks miles ahead of this.

    • @molkereis8626
      @molkereis8626 Месяц назад +284

      Battlefront 1 came out 20 years ago and the explosions are on par with this game.

    • @adamcfwan17
      @adamcfwan17 Месяц назад +96

      I am still mad they cancelled support for that game so we could get that god awful battlefield game...

    • @christopherlormant8083
      @christopherlormant8083 Месяц назад +3

      They could modded battlefront 2 to make the game and it would have been better

    • @5chneemensch138
      @5chneemensch138 Месяц назад +45

      No, BF2 came out 19y ago. You're referring to BF2 EA.

    • @SecundaMFX
      @SecundaMFX Месяц назад +22

      @@adamcfwan17 Yeah it definitely sucks, apparently DICE wanted to add wayyy more content too

  • @LGPanthers1
    @LGPanthers1 Месяц назад +532

    The Division was the premiere title for the Snowdrop engine used here and somehow, 11 years later, it looks WAY WORSE

    • @Stamos4Vx
      @Stamos4Vx Месяц назад +40

      Probably the last good game they made.

    • @imo098765
      @imo098765 Месяц назад +31

      Avatar was made in Snowdrop too, that was the best looking game of last year and competed with a Path Traced game Alan Wake 2
      How is this made on the same engine?

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx Месяц назад +11

      This seriously looks like something I would play on the wii... from the bargain bin.

    • @Ravensfriend
      @Ravensfriend Месяц назад +14

      Fuck me... It was 11 yrs ago??

    • @MrJol420
      @MrJol420 Месяц назад +12

      Genuinly how does stuff like this happen. Why does the smoke and bomb look so bad. I saw a video earlier of her walking on water and it looked like echo location ripples.

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm Месяц назад +289

    "That'll be $110 please." -Ubisoft

    • @DustJaniel
      @DustJaniel Месяц назад +8

      @@Justin94339Which is also insanely overpriced for a remastered 2007 game.

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro Месяц назад +7

      @@Justin94339 Ah, no its not a lie. The starter pack's the usual 70, but they do go up to 130. And theyd definitely prefer you getting the 130. Which is actually pretty funny given how awful the game is

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Justin94339
      And THAT'S NOT TOO HIGH?

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro Месяц назад

      @@Justin94339 ...you seem to need to go back to school to learn the meaning of the word "lie".
      The game is 70$ yes. Thats the base version. But the price goes up to 130$ for the ultimate edition. Which is still the same game.
      It doesnt force you to buy at either lowest or highest price, but the fact remains, the $130 version exists.
      Therefore, saying the game's $100+ is NOT a lie. It lacks the full information, yes. But a lack of information is not lying. If it was, a lot of companies would come crashing down in lawsuits.

    • @brendlol1
      @brendlol1 Месяц назад

      @@Justin94339 If you pay the 70 you miss out on the full game oh wait I mean "Day one dlc" . bruh

  • @zzz-x7p
    @zzz-x7p Месяц назад +1798

    A galaxy full of planets and every fucking game has to have Tatooine.

    • @animalkings7489
      @animalkings7489 Месяц назад +144

      We gotta move on front Tatooine at some point I'm so over it. I get it's an iconic planet but PLEASE

    • @amannamedsquid313
      @amannamedsquid313 Месяц назад +95

      I for one think that Dagobah and Felucia are underrated.

    • @Trenex1000
      @Trenex1000 Месяц назад +70

      They want to reuse creative assets. Why use talented and passionate people who care about an IP to bring more obscure aspects of the expansive lore to life for a new generation when you rehash the same nonsense repeatedly for a quick buck?

    • @4.0.4
      @4.0.4 Месяц назад +57

      The creators of the game feel an ethnic connection to Tatooine.

    • @botondkunos1774
      @botondkunos1774 Месяц назад +26

      If they want a desert planet at least let it be one of the cool ones like Geonosis.

  • @Skulll9000
    @Skulll9000 Месяц назад +466

    "So the thermal detonator is like the StarWars version of a grenade"
    "Okay"
    "And one is gonna land right between her feet"
    "Oh, so I should animate her getting hurt?"
    "No, no, it should just give her a little push"

    • @OrenTubing
      @OrenTubing Месяц назад +22

      Fr id rather have a fallout ragdoll animation over this😅

    • @superbrainz2357
      @superbrainz2357 Месяц назад +66

      In the clone wars show a clone named keeli had a thermal detonator land not so far from him and it killed his fellow clones while flinging him back with enough force to knock off his helmet and render him unconscious for a minute.
      Even when he got back up to make a last stand he was heavily disoriented and died shortly afterwards.
      He was in full clone armor at a longer distance and yet this woman doesn't even get knocked out from a blast that would kill her or at the very least take her legs off.
      This is such a clown show.

    • @Boooozle
      @Boooozle Месяц назад +19

      Boba Fett was nervous about one of those from across the room in Return

    • @Muledragon
      @Muledragon Месяц назад +20

      When Leia pulled out a thermal detonator it made an entire room full of people freak out.
      Also, since it's called a "thermal detonator" shouldn't it be more like an incendiary grenade?

    • @LasherTimora
      @LasherTimora Месяц назад +2

      A badly looking push*

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz Месяц назад +1803

    She lived a thermal detonator from like... 3 feet

    • @lastcrusader5905
      @lastcrusader5905 Месяц назад +463

      because she a pawaful leada. Yaaas. Yaaaas.

    • @youlovetoseeitlol
      @youlovetoseeitlol Месяц назад +227

      @@lastcrusader5905 so stunning and brave.

    • @muichirotokito7714
      @muichirotokito7714 Месяц назад +70

      @@youlovetoseeitlol Star Wars has been very patriarchal!!

    • @Ghoster311
      @Ghoster311 Месяц назад +166

      She used the power of maaaaaannnnnnyyyy

    • @danieldorn9989
      @danieldorn9989 Месяц назад

      She got a big ass

  • @hideshisface1886
    @hideshisface1886 Месяц назад +35

    The most hilarious part was when the MC takes no damage from barrel explosion, but enemy who was far further away got ragdolled.
    And the mine clipping through the ground in the cutscene...
    This is, in words of great Gordon Ramsay... FUCKING RAW.

  • @utmastuh
    @utmastuh Месяц назад +280

    Told you this. The shareholders call is exactly as expected. The only people pre-ordering this will pre-order anything. I have a friend who is a die hard star wars fan and loves open world ubisoft and he won't even pre-order this

    • @vissermatt1058
      @vissermatt1058 Месяц назад +14

      im actually suprised they didnt brag about the pre-order numbers?
      id heard a few weeks ago that INTERNALLY they were pleased. not sure how that equates to needing to make 300 million dollars in sales though

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx Месяц назад +10

      The 130 preorders out sold regular versions... wtf is wrong with you people. Literally just need a vaguely ethnic protag and they'll give you thousands.

    • @Hamburgers4Haiti
      @Hamburgers4Haiti Месяц назад +10

      @@x0gucx Don't forget female! The force is female now, after all.

    • @shazmodeus2795
      @shazmodeus2795 Месяц назад +8

      @@x0gucx that doesn't surprise me, actually. Anyone die-hard enough to still pre-order and want to pre-order this game is of course going to shill out for the $130 version over the basic version.

    • @jericho5253
      @jericho5253 Месяц назад +11

      @@shazmodeus2795the lack of self-respect in consumers these days is astounding.

  • @RosensDragon2140
    @RosensDragon2140 Месяц назад +794

    that explosion at the start almost looks like the old-way movies used to have actors jumping in front of a green screen for visual effects...

    • @yann9915
      @yann9915 Месяц назад +34

      OG Predator movie anytime one of the bad soldiers died kinda scene xD

    • @admiralpepper6933
      @admiralpepper6933 Месяц назад +17

      Reminds me more of the Green Screens Van Damme did...
      And that was more convincing than this LMAO

    • @horakawe6091
      @horakawe6091 Месяц назад +3

      That explosion reminded me of Mighty No. 9

    • @WGG25
      @WGG25 Месяц назад +2

      the explosion and animation reminded me of jedi academy/outcast

    • @spaceyoghurt3401
      @spaceyoghurt3401 Месяц назад +2

      Could be wrong, but that may be the point of it? I instantly thought of the way the explosions of the old Star Wars movies used to look like. I enjoy that kind of campiness. But it’s gonna take more to make me interested in anything Star Wars again.

  • @nathansquared2685
    @nathansquared2685 Месяц назад +390

    I used to go to school with this kid called Evan who was a major Star Wars fan. He'd give us random trivia about it at recess and lunch, he read all the EU stuff and he knew all the lore. He played all the games back in the day, like KoTOR, Jedi Academy, Republic Commando and the og Battlefront series. He used to hold the original trilogy in high regard and he liked the prequels. I wonder what he thinks of current Star Wars. Miss you buddy.

    • @epicpancho5459
      @epicpancho5459 Месяц назад

      Either he is sucking up that goyslop or no longer is a fan.

    • @njstuckey
      @njstuckey Месяц назад +7

      Tbf this game looks like a 2010 Jedi academy sequel so...maybe he'll enjoy it anyway???

    • @africanpenguin3282
      @africanpenguin3282 Месяц назад +25

      ​@@njstuckeyEven then I'd say academy stylistically still looks better with lower graphics.

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 Месяц назад +42

      He's probably sitting in the gutter drinking a cheap bottle of whisky out of brown bag saying " let me tell ya about a great Sci fi franchise called Star Wars when it was a force for good....before the dark times before the woke......

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад +26

      @@njstuckey Don't you dare talk shit about Jedi Academy like this, I'd rather play that game a thousand times over compared to this garbage

  • @fightingfortruth9806
    @fightingfortruth9806 Месяц назад +48

    Every bomb or grenade explosion in modern media is just a jump booster.

  • @TruthSayer-s3i
    @TruthSayer-s3i Месяц назад +1409

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made”
    ― JRR Tolkien

    • @Mr-Sinister
      @Mr-Sinister Месяц назад +21

      But it can create.. Evil can create a Dogshit game!

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx Месяц назад +43

      ​@@Mr-SinisterStar Wars, and Star Wars Games, already existed. No creation was done here by Ubisoft, especially since "Outlaws" was already made by EA in the Star Wars MMO.

    • @generalirons9789
      @generalirons9789 Месяц назад +12

      Hey remember that Gollum game? The gaming industry is so fucked rn.

    • @aversivebark32
      @aversivebark32 Месяц назад +8

      “What can men do against such reckless hate”

    • @Mr-Sinister
      @Mr-Sinister Месяц назад +2

      @@wolfrainexxx I was referring to Ubisoft, not EA or any other company. Bioware did a good job with SWTOR class story mode actually.

  • @chrisheywood7376
    @chrisheywood7376 Месяц назад +381

    A long time ago, only Beskar armour could withstand the blast of a thermal detonator. Now just a scoundrel's jacket and a thin layer of plot armour will-- oooowhooooooaaaa

    • @targitausrithux2320
      @targitausrithux2320 Месяц назад +27

      The power of ONE
      The power of TWO
      The power of MANYYYYYYYYYY
      saved xer

    • @WildZephyr
      @WildZephyr Месяц назад

      Yeah, that's the other problem I had with this...

    • @basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t7126
      @basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t7126 Месяц назад

      Personally, I'm not really bothered by that.
      It is a game, I have suspension of disbelief, one of my favorite games is Uncharted, and Nathan Drake survives all sorts of stuff like that.
      But also Nathan Drake is charming, and isn't ugly, so it's better than this.

    • @65firered
      @65firered Месяц назад +2

      She could have kicked it. It's not touch sensitive, it's a timer.

    • @DavidGonzalez-cj3sp
      @DavidGonzalez-cj3sp Месяц назад

      you don't get it, scientists discovered that estrogen gives you a naturally resistance to explosives, it protects your skin and your internal organs from any blast

  • @t.t1770
    @t.t1770 Месяц назад +1503

    looks fine for an 2006 release

    • @derrickddub
      @derrickddub Месяц назад +50

      100% correct lol. This was the standard nearly 20 years ago. Great job ubisoft

    • @Jabarri74
      @Jabarri74 Месяц назад +6

      Reminded me of the early tombraider games at the start

    • @PBRatLord
      @PBRatLord Месяц назад +14

      Not really, go compare this to the 09 Force Unleashed trailer... Or the ones from 2010 made by Blur for Force Unleashed 2

    • @devalue7064
      @devalue7064 Месяц назад +7

      This looks like Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy , but i bet gameplay is gonna be worse

    • @jaanzi4347
      @jaanzi4347 Месяц назад +28

      In 2006 it would have been competing with GTA: Vice City Stories, Okami, Bully, FF: Dirge of Cerberus, Call of Duty 3, Resistance, Hitman: Blood Money, ES4: Oblivion, Twight Princess, Dead Rising, Destroy all Humans 2, Saint's Row, Gears of War, Prey, and so so many more.
      So no, it does not look fine for a 2006 release.

  • @WayStedYou
    @WayStedYou Месяц назад +62

    Thermal detenato in film: makes entire of Jabbas palace freak out
    Thermal detenator here: tis but a scratch

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom Месяц назад +4

      And the scratch is from falling down, not the explosion.

    • @RogueX1.0
      @RogueX1.0 Месяц назад +1

      Thermal detonator in EA's BF2: *kills you by being even remotely close*

  • @bigbrain8839
    @bigbrain8839 Месяц назад +1800

    130$ BTW, i don't even want to pirate this crap

    • @TheLurker1647
      @TheLurker1647 Месяц назад +249

      I’d play this game for $130. But they’d have to pay me.

    • @krystians2016
      @krystians2016 Месяц назад +1

      same and not only is this game expensive as hell and looks like shit its woke cancer pdf.file shit so yea never buying woke cancer pdf.file shit

    • @Stamos4Vx
      @Stamos4Vx Месяц назад +72

      Exactly. Even if it was given for free, I would pass on this crap

    • @un1xify
      @un1xify Месяц назад

      @@TheLurker1647 You're a cheap man to be paid off so easily

    • @ThGaming69
      @ThGaming69 Месяц назад +12

      It's not even worth your time, ask them to pay you to play !

  • @fullmoonsword4673
    @fullmoonsword4673 Месяц назад +386

    Not even pirates would bother pirating this shit even without drm 💀

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад +7

      Nobody will pirate this in any case

    • @SullySadface
      @SullySadface Месяц назад +7

      ​@@cryptdk2400Nah, I will. I wanna see if it runs on my RX580 with those graphics lmao

    • @nonocon0618
      @nonocon0618 Месяц назад +1

      ​@SullySadface It will almost certainly have denuvo, so chances are very low that it will be cracked anytime soon.

    • @acuilnos
      @acuilnos Месяц назад +8

      They could've increased their profit margins even more by not bothering to implement Denuvo because hardly anyone would bother pirating this in the first place.

    • @xythiera7255
      @xythiera7255 Месяц назад

      ​@@nonocon0618 Actuly it will be cracked in a week drms are a joke they are only there to get all the rush in buyers money .

  • @paladinlancer
    @paladinlancer Месяц назад +102

    The saddest thing about all this is that, conceptually, this is exactly the kind of game Star Wars fans want. An open world Star Wars experience as a scoundrel which fans have been hoping for ever since 'Star Wars 1313'. And once Outlaws flops EA will go: "See! Players don't want open world single-player games, they want more live-service, hero-shooters, and mobile games!". Missing the forest for the trees time and time again...

    • @Relhio
      @Relhio Месяц назад +5

      Na, the game will sell like fresh bread because you, the people that watch this, are just 5-7% of the game's audience; get used to it.

    • @SunDry_Marchy
      @SunDry_Marchy Месяц назад +16

      This comment will be interesting to come back to a couple month after post-pre-order release ​@@Relhio

    • @ssjwes572
      @ssjwes572 Месяц назад

      @@SunDry_Marchy I'll be interested as well. Tired of people complaining about stuff and not changing their habits. It's not about just numbers of people Relhio its also about the convictions of the people who complain. I hear people talk trash about something but still support it with their money all the time.

    • @SunDry_Marchy
      @SunDry_Marchy Месяц назад

      @@ssjwes572 amen to that

    • @odajunior10
      @odajunior10 Месяц назад

      @@Relhio what year do you think it is? Gamers are tired of getting scammed.

  • @zackthompson3731
    @zackthompson3731 Месяц назад +40

    At this rate Ubisoft is gonna have to start paying me to play their games

  • @Xaphan01
    @Xaphan01 Месяц назад +808

    0:53 Bro dabbed to his death. What a legend !

    • @scarlet_phonavis6734
      @scarlet_phonavis6734 Месяц назад +47

      The spinning A pose at 0:38 in the top left nearly killed me

    • @lcgiv4u
      @lcgiv4u Месяц назад +4

      @@scarlet_phonavis6734Haaaalp

    • @ugn154
      @ugn154 Месяц назад

      😂​@@scarlet_phonavis6734

    • @MinorSpiffy
      @MinorSpiffy Месяц назад +2

      ffs🤣

    • @insertoyouroemail
      @insertoyouroemail Месяц назад

      @@scarlet_phonavis6734 Not seeing it.

  • @milktruckdriver
    @milktruckdriver Месяц назад +655

    Our expectations were low, but holy fuck.

    • @skorskiziom
      @skorskiziom Месяц назад +4

      Even game like Scrapland that has 20 years was better at spaceship combats, damn.

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 Месяц назад +2

      @@skorskiziom Because Scrapland was made by people who care, unlike Outlaws.

    • @graybacks
      @graybacks Месяц назад

      I feel like I'll be downvoted to hell but it appeals to me XD Maybe because I loved the games in the PS2/PS3 era lol

    • @ThoraxetheImpaile100
      @ThoraxetheImpaile100 Месяц назад +1

      I guess this is what happens when you don't buy their crap for a while.

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад +1

      @@graybacks I'd actually be down if they made more retro graphics for the game and it played really well, but this looks like it neither plays well and is also a bad mixture of high end graphics with low end FX...

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud Месяц назад +164

    This looks like when you instal new mod for some decades old game when some textures look sharp but the rest really shows it's age.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Месяц назад +1

      Retexture and model mods for Fallout New Vegas. Visuals look like they're from 2011-12, but the game plays like 2006 Elder Scrolls Oblivion.

    • @AoiTsukanabi
      @AoiTsukanabi Месяц назад +1

      The graphics are trash dude lol

    • @ReikiMaulana
      @ReikiMaulana Месяц назад

      When you're installing mods without modding guides

  • @moritzpollich8252
    @moritzpollich8252 Месяц назад +16

    People say graphic aren’t everything (which I agree on) but when you call yourself a AAA game studio then it’s the standard to have good graphics.

    • @greenumbrellacorp5744
      @greenumbrellacorp5744 Месяц назад +3

      there's a difference between good graphics, decent graphics, whatever. Like sure, its a large open world i can ignore the texture on a random bottle looking crappy (assasins creed games looked good didnt they? and they had shit small detail textures in places) but remember than that IS WHAT THEY SHOW AS TEASER.. imagine what they hide.. idk how does it look so bad, im a gamedev myself and i make some projects for fun and... there are free explosion assets made for phone games that look miles ahead sooo idk, (and they r eficient.. made for phones after all)

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka Месяц назад

      @@greenumbrellacorp5744 So... they finally listened and stopped making misleading cinematic hype trailers, and are now honestly showcasing their game's subpar gameplay & graphics.
      I'm conflicted on whether to praise them for the honesty bit, or still trash on them for the quality of their game.

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 Месяц назад

      They call themselves a AAAA studio now.

  • @smokedaddy3d_
    @smokedaddy3d_ Месяц назад +229

    Star Wars Outlaws is the Star Wars Acolyte of the gaming world of Star Wars.

    • @MrMonkey2475
      @MrMonkey2475 Месяц назад

      Acolyte was amazing wtf u talking about

    • @wesleyy846
      @wesleyy846 Месяц назад +53

      ​@@MrMonkey2475 nice bait bro. You ain't fooling no one

    • @MrMonkey2475
      @MrMonkey2475 Месяц назад

      @@wesleyy846 I what was wrong with it then because 99% of the hate I’ve seen for it is easily debunked

    • @wesleyy846
      @wesleyy846 Месяц назад +49

      @@MrMonkey2475 Well I'm not sure how you can debunk bad plot, woke lesbian agenda, and the power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many.

    • @neutchain7838
      @neutchain7838 Месяц назад +14

      the fact that the producers are literally begging people to tell other to watch it but don't look at the IMDB score is all the debunk really needed. Also after episode 4 it fell off the streaming lists, it could not keep its very prestigious 7-8th place, it was nowhere to be found in the top 20. There were other shows ( Hosue of the Dragon, Bridgerton, The Boys ) that had their previous seasons in the top 10, but this trainwreck wasn't even in the top 20. Look at other shows ratings, or don't even look ratings, look at how many people watching it and you will see a difference so huge even the power of many couldn't bring it into shouting distance. :)

  • @thisisfyne
    @thisisfyne Месяц назад +113

    Wow, in that first sequence they only managed to fukc up: character animation (incl. weight and momentum), camera/composition, lighting, VFX integration, and audio.
    Impressive.

    • @LoponStormbased
      @LoponStormbased Месяц назад +6

      I went through it frame by frame, and holy shit it's so bad.
      The explosion and the character aren't even moving at the same framerate, her fucking clothing and her aren't even moving at the same framerate!

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад +2

      @@LoponStormbased The animation is atrocious honestly and I picked up on that with watching about 5 seconds of gameplay before I turned it off

  • @GraafDrakula2
    @GraafDrakula2 Месяц назад +152

    I remember when we all bitched about EA and battlefront and now we can’t even get a game on the level of that low bar anymore. Truly the darkest timeline. (BF2 was fun tho)

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Месяц назад +5

      If EA hadn't dropped the support for the pile of shit called 2042 that already hit its death nail 3 years ago almost, it'd probably be the ultimate Star Wars experience (campaign excluded.)

    • @CrimsonicStorm
      @CrimsonicStorm Месяц назад +11

      EA battlefront were both pretty good games. At least they were fun, especially with friends in VC. BF2 is also just a great SW game, I still play and have 1k hours in it, the only problem with bf2 was how it launched it killed the game on day 1. BF2 would still have a ton of players 7 years later, if it launched with the progression system it has now.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад

      We all? You and this weird echochamber here maybe you guys bitch on ANYTHING. Thats why the devs and publishers dont care anymore. Rightfully so

    • @daesz
      @daesz Месяц назад

      What's wrong with jedi games (beside sith optimization)?

    • @SherLock55
      @SherLock55 Месяц назад

      @@AbuHajarAlBugatti Bro don't you have pride festival to attend or something? Stop dying your hair purple, it's rotting your brain.

  • @GFSA3
    @GFSA3 Месяц назад +25

    The OG Lego Starwars puts Outlaws to shame.

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Месяц назад +288

    This looks Ubislop.

  • @LuckyLiarK
    @LuckyLiarK Месяц назад +103

    That's the most cinematic explosion I've ever seen lmao.

    • @ecchiRhino99
      @ecchiRhino99 Месяц назад +17

      It's like a kid that just learned to make animation in source engine😂

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 Месяц назад +9

      even at IGN channel where the gameplay vid was uploaded, they (IGN) ask us to change the quality of the vid to "experience" it better LOL

  • @flux_casey
    @flux_casey Месяц назад +209

    "Oh no! I'm in the middle of a firefight! I better lightly jog around at my full height! Oh, wait, maybe I should hurry! I'll jog slightly faster!"

    • @yoji-_
      @yoji-_ Месяц назад +3

      Game journalist gameplay. They lost 2/3rds of their health from getting shot once so that seems pretty alright, the playing is unironically skill issue when they should be using cover like in The Division.

    • @flux_casey
      @flux_casey Месяц назад +21

      @@yoji-_ Even if that's the case, animation adjustments so the character doesn't look like a clueless dweeb in the middle of a firefight aren't exactly rare. At least ducking their damn head. To my understanding it's been standard to do that for about 15 years.

    • @MildlyInterested_
      @MildlyInterested_ Месяц назад +1

      @@flux_casey either that or just make the game first person so you dont have to animate that

    • @jacobantaya7423
      @jacobantaya7423 Месяц назад

      ​@@flux_caseyits a stunning and brave mc, they aren't worried about lasers

    • @KawashiK
      @KawashiK Месяц назад

      ​@@jacobantaya7423Being brave and being stupid are of the same coin, but on different faces. This one leans more on stupid.
      Especially when the MC had to monologue about getting out of there, and just jog

  • @vjthehandsome5659
    @vjthehandsome5659 Месяц назад +29

    Bro why did that look like Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

    • @AbyssAstronaut
      @AbyssAstronaut Месяц назад +3

      Searched for this comment. I was sure I wasn't the only one thinking this. Maybe this is an indirect ad for the old Jedi Knights, like D4 was for PoE 😊

    • @vjthehandsome5659
      @vjthehandsome5659 Месяц назад +1

      @@AlexBarbu you know what you right

    • @WitchHunterSiegfried
      @WitchHunterSiegfried Месяц назад +1

      Except that game’s actually good

    • @vjthehandsome5659
      @vjthehandsome5659 Месяц назад +2

      @@WitchHunterSiegfried yeah. It is my favorite

  • @Spahki
    @Spahki Месяц назад +128

    Ubisoft owns a game known as For Honor. A medieval combat simulator with an amazing 3D combat system. Ubisoft got the rights to a Star Wars game.
    And instead of making what could potentially have been the best Lightsaber Combat game in history, they made Outlaws. They are outright throwing.

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 Месяц назад +11

      I mean, they aren't the same, but For Honor has elements similar to the Raven Software Jedi Knight games. I think you're on to something there.

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад +22

      @@noahfessenden6478 Even if they didn't follow For Honor's formula, there's just no excuse for making something that looks and plays this bad in 2024

    • @Spahki
      @Spahki Месяц назад +14

      @@noahfessenden6478 How nobody at Ubisoft could be on to the same thing is mindboggling. For Honor is still actively getting seasonal updates and new content. They even made a May 4th event where everyone's weapons glowed and made lightsaber noises, which everyone loved. Even the lowest-effort, copy-pasted For Honor with Lightsabers would succeed. Easiest goal of their lives, and they pull an own goal from across the field.

    • @FordHoard
      @FordHoard Месяц назад +1

      ​@Spahki I know. I swear people or companies with tons of money just don't know what people actually want, or know how to make anything the least bit interesting anymore.

    • @sephiroth8377
      @sephiroth8377 Месяц назад +1

      Another company got the rights to shows and movies, they're also dragging the name through the ground.

  • @DonJuanDM
    @DonJuanDM Месяц назад +339

    1980: Jedi
    2024: JeDEI

    • @Pixelbendr
      @Pixelbendr Месяц назад +17

      Apparently there's actually a new DEI term called JEDI so its starting to come together I guess

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong Месяц назад +18

      @@Pixelbendr "Sith" would be far more adequate term to be fair.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Месяц назад

      @@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong JEDI itself is literally a woke acronym now, the one he pointed out
      "Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion (J.E.D.I.)"🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 Месяц назад +3

      @@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong Next time they will change the "Sith" cause somehow it offended some little minority of people

    • @Pixelbendr
      @Pixelbendr Месяц назад +15

      @@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong Haven't you heard? According to that one Acolyte actor, there's no such thing as good or evil. Next they'll say the Sith were just misunderstood..

  • @Assassin0Ninja
    @Assassin0Ninja Месяц назад +57

    Ubisoft: Let's use all the 2010 "Beyond good and evil 2" unused / unfinished assets and repainted it to look like a StarWars game and sell it ....

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Месяц назад +8

      I wouldn't be surprised if that game got gutted into this game with gameplay and all, just with a Star Wars skin.

    • @gearoidoconnell5729
      @gearoidoconnell5729 Месяц назад

      Lot of game art look like Beyond good and evil 2 look like we not get it. 😢

    • @gostreiver8036
      @gostreiver8036 Месяц назад

      💯

  • @snapturtle3253
    @snapturtle3253 Месяц назад +17

    Ubisoft : THERES A GAME IN MY DEI!!

  • @Lonewanderer30
    @Lonewanderer30 Месяц назад +331

    It would appear diversity quota's are what matter most to Ubisoft in the hiring process.

    • @dendrien
      @dendrien Месяц назад +26

      Yup. Worst part isn’t even the DEI. It’s the fact people buying their trash in the first place

    • @Lonewanderer30
      @Lonewanderer30 Месяц назад +17

      @@dendrien Well, those appear to be finally catching on as well.

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk Месяц назад +7

      @@Lonewanderer30 Let's hope so. Every time this game pops up there is a sad amount of people who pop up to support and defend the DEI initiatives, which is quite disheartening.

    • @eduardomartin8510
      @eduardomartin8510 Месяц назад +11

      @@dendrien It IS DEI though. Imagine you want to hire the best 20% and you want to have parity so EQUAL numbers of every group (which isn't even the case anymore, they want 0% of a certain group, but let's ignore that for now).
      You have two possible populations from which to pick from: population of 100 apples and the other of 20 oranges. Assuming both apples and oranges are equally skilled then you'd hire 20 apples out of 100... but then you'd have to hire ALL the oranges. So you'd have to assume, which is obviously not true, that all 20 oranges are just as good as the top 20% of apples. That's just not true and not mathematically possible.
      In a normal, not absolute parity scenario, assuming all groups are equal, you'd hire about 20 apples and 4 oranges.
      We also know, based on data, that the most skilled and the most represented group that usually studies for this kind of career are those who they want to hire 0% of, so that makes it even more dramatic. If this keeps up the quality will drop even more to levels you can't even imagine. And I personally don't even know if it's possible. I don't think there's even ENOUGH NUMBERS of non-members of that group who even have degrees of the sort to fill the spots. If you are part of a "desired" group with any relevant degree (programming, modeling, animation, etc.) you probably basically have almost a guaranteed spot at the moment.

    • @Lonewanderer30
      @Lonewanderer30 Месяц назад +4

      @@Billy-bc8pk Those who defend DEI, you can be sure are the same ones who benefit unfairly from it.

  • @Luzzul28
    @Luzzul28 Месяц назад +129

    Hell yeah...Modern games for modern audiences that never exist in the first place.

  • @Sarx88
    @Sarx88 Месяц назад +146

    I don't think there is a better way to explain what a disaster the DEI policy is

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад +1

      "What race is your main character?"
      "All of them except white I think, people will love it"

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад

      @@cryptdk2400 „I am racist and complain a white person not being white enough for me and thats why I dont like the entire game“

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад

      ​@@AbuHajarAlBugatti What's actually racist is defending DEI policies that treat white people as "evil", so you're the actual racist here. I've never had a problem playing any race/gender character in a video game as long as they're not some DEI mutt with no personality who solely exists for the sake of "DIVERSITY!!"

    • @taboretmojzesza1885
      @taboretmojzesza1885 Месяц назад

      ​@@AbuHajarAlBugatti"I can't take a joke so I will call you racist"

    • @MarkDeSade100
      @MarkDeSade100 Месяц назад

      Oh there are better ways, just look at Concord.

  • @jjcool60
    @jjcool60 Месяц назад +14

    The space combat looked like knights of old republic 2 lol

  • @ericjensen7580
    @ericjensen7580 Месяц назад +121

    I think that explosion animation was reused from KOTOR. You know, when you blew up the Krayt dragon thingy with a thermal gernade. I think that was made in like 2003.

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 Месяц назад +5

      I thought it looked better in Kotor. Maybe that's the nostalgia talking.

    • @shodan2002
      @shodan2002 Месяц назад +1

      @@noahfessenden6478ifGive me a new Jedi academy game on a new engine but with the same old school graphics except with better controls and far more content id pay 50 for it

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад

      Ooommmggg that explosion animatioooon ommgggg horrible gaaame
      You people get more and more vegetablebrained by the week it seems. But thats happens when life revolves around videogames and always negative RUclipsrs. Guy cant even keep his house clean and complains about people doing their job

    • @Random_Banshee
      @Random_Banshee Месяц назад +4

      Not just the explosion, the cave textures too. Nearly identical to the dragon cave in the dune sea, only the meshing is a bit more detailed, 2010 ish style.

    • @jacobantaya7423
      @jacobantaya7423 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@noahfessenden6478it looked better in the sense Kotor wasnt 10 years behind it's time

  • @FejkTV
    @FejkTV Месяц назад +51

    It looks like a mod pack for Jedi Academy that is 20 years old game

    • @theomnidegenerate5236
      @theomnidegenerate5236 Месяц назад +7

      Please do not insult Jedi Academy by comparing it to this ubislop😂

    • @FejkTV
      @FejkTV Месяц назад

      @@theomnidegenerate5236 my bad. I wrote that comment basing on fx for that explosion in first few seconds of the video. apparently it is much worse 😂 Ubisoft gotta have some kind of bet going on with Disney who fucks up SW brand faster

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад

      I've never seen a mod pack for Jedi Academy that looks this bad. They might as well just throw their money at making a Movie Battles II remake instead of this garbage

  • @Veteran_Nerd
    @Veteran_Nerd Месяц назад +46

    Another reason why meritocracy is so important. There will be layoffs after this and AC Shadows release. Mark it on your calendars.

    • @youlovetoseeitlol
      @youlovetoseeitlol Месяц назад +9

      But but, these devs are so "brave and stunning" surely they're qualified and creative enough to create an actual good game...

    • @Charlesbabbage2209
      @Charlesbabbage2209 Месяц назад

      The joke is the only people who will get laid off are straight white men.
      This game looks like shit because women with no interest in gaming were given management positions and allowed to have creative input.

    • @sacredpower7530
      @sacredpower7530 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@youlovetoseeitlolWith all that *Yaaaaas Queen* energy, surely they can't fail right?

    • @andreiga76
      @andreiga76 Месяц назад

      and execs will receive an increased bonus

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад

      @@youlovetoseeitlol
      For people like you I would make garbage on purpose just to make you mad while still getting your money

  • @luisbrunkow9503
    @luisbrunkow9503 Месяц назад +11

    This is a certified Ubisoft classic

  • @hassanrao470
    @hassanrao470 Месяц назад +193

    It's hilarious how these companies use the excuse of "BG3 and Elden Ring took years to develop so it's an impractical standard" and now fromsoft did it again, developing a DLC that's basically a new game with minimal enemy reuses (relatively), new weapon classes that don't reuse animations like the base game (so can't complain about that either), and over 100 hours of content. All for the same price Ubisoft was selling Assassins Creed Mirage for.

    • @WELLbethere
      @WELLbethere Месяц назад +12

      Ok, stop right there. The Elden Ring DLC is hot garbage. Minimum enemy reuse? Bro, like half the enemies are straight out of the base game, or just reskinned, and SOME of those enemies we have been fighting literally since demon souls. DLC was a massive, empty, boring place, the legacy dungeons weren't even as good as the base game either. I fucking hated the DLC and I hope fromsoft never makes another open world souls game ever again. Dark Souls 3 remains their best title to this day.

    • @hassanrao470
      @hassanrao470 Месяц назад +33

      @@WELLbethere damn, you definitly feel strongly about this DLC. I honestly don't think there's that much enemy reuse from the base game. Main ones I can think of are the drakes/ghostflame dragons, that one random deathrite bird, the trolls, and demi human queens, but that's not too bad when you consider that's like 1/6th of the bosses. I will say the DLC has some pretty empty places but I think this criticism is blown out of proportion because it's not like we got less content than we should've. Content wise the DLC is full of it so empty areas mean they just made it a bit bigger for ambience. I'm not saying the areas should've been empty but I also don't think it's some heinous crime that they are. The legacy dungeons, Belurat was solid in my opinion but not as detailed as something like stormviel for sure, I think it's on par with raya lucaria. Ener Elim is barely a legacy dungeon tbh, you just run up a few stairs and only do stuff if you are trying to get some hidden items. But shadow keep might be my favorite legacy dungeon in the whole game, I think they killed it with that one. I've barely played any souls games other than ER so I'll take you word for it that they should ditch open world + I've heard that sentiment from other people online too but I personally thought the DLC was great.

    • @devileye4633
      @devileye4633 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@WELLbethere still better than any dumpster fire been release in the past 4 year

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro Месяц назад +9

      @@hassanrao470 That was probably the kind of player who's used to playing Skyrim non-stop so expects a landmark, cave, dungeon, etc to be present every 3 steps you take

    • @jbayne91jb
      @jbayne91jb Месяц назад +10

      ​Bro you're crazy. The dlc looked like it was designed by an artist. Messmer, bayle, Midra, were cinematic af. The amount of detail put into that dlc is more than 99% of full games out there. People just mad cause fromsoft keeps showing these developers to actually make a game. With exreme care and passion ​@@WELLbethere

  • @fernandohg225
    @fernandohg225 Месяц назад +51

    that 15 frames animation, holy F

  • @FurryStockings
    @FurryStockings Месяц назад +76

    This just looks like someone made a single player fan fiction campaign mod out of the Battlefront game

    • @brendlol1
      @brendlol1 Месяц назад +2

      Acrually very accurate LUL

    • @BjorsN
      @BjorsN Месяц назад +1

      Yeah battlefront running on the gamecube

  • @slaegar9232
    @slaegar9232 Месяц назад +4

    Thermal detonator: explode
    Me:explode with a laughter

  • @christophermanucom4656
    @christophermanucom4656 Месяц назад +96

    She survived a grenade in 3 inches

    • @MildlyInterested_
      @MildlyInterested_ Месяц назад +19

      she has the power of god and feminism at her side

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад +3

      Like in…… most games?
      Whats the problem? Play Arma 3 if you want no fun gameplay and only hyperrealism. Meanwhile every star wars game except battlefield you survive blasters, rockets and grenades in mass
      Even in drone videos from ukraine you see people surviving grenades blowing up next to them.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад

      @@MildlyInterested_
      „You play as a woman! THATS FEMINISM!!“
      I bet you are single and come from a singlemotherhome

    • @SwagSwagSenate
      @SwagSwagSenate Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MildlyInterested_still smash ngl

    • @wrongthinker843
      @wrongthinker843 Месяц назад

      She's probably used to 10 inches.

  • @skyhigh388
    @skyhigh388 Месяц назад +66

    This genuinely looks like a PS2 game.

    • @sandboy5880
      @sandboy5880 Месяц назад +1

      PS 2 games had way superior gameplay.

  • @thomaskoch748
    @thomaskoch748 Месяц назад +26

    Star wars games that came out 20 years ago are on par with this.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Месяц назад +3

      Republic Commando was way more entertaining than this and I played it 2 years ago

    • @thomaskoch748
      @thomaskoch748 Месяц назад +1

      I slap on the original Star Wars Battlefront 2 and I swear, some of these textures came from that game.

  • @zinky240
    @zinky240 Месяц назад +5

    I thought the thumbnail was just a screenshot of Tomb Raider on Ps1 with the protag from Outlaw edited in.

  • @SkellyHertz
    @SkellyHertz Месяц назад +25

    I haven't seen a spherical polygon explosion effect since PS2. It has me feeling nostalgic.

  • @Rohtix
    @Rohtix Месяц назад +58

    I'm not normally a stickler for looks, but when your explosions look like the low frame decals from Twisted Metal 2, we've gotta ask a few questions.

    • @sixstab2967
      @sixstab2967 Месяц назад +2

      ah.... twistel metal... the memories

    • @AzureLupine
      @AzureLupine Месяц назад +1

      I am Calypso, and I thank you for unlocking forgotten memories.

    • @Rohtix
      @Rohtix Месяц назад

      @@AzureLupine Anytime, boss ;)

  • @anti-rioter-15
    @anti-rioter-15 Месяц назад +107

    DEI destroys everything it touches.

    • @Bellonii
      @Bellonii Месяц назад +17

      It's Ubisoft? Doesn't take some DEI consultants to turn the game to sht when Ubisoft is only known to produce absolute aggressively mediocre slop.

    • @kur0ikensh1
      @kur0ikensh1 Месяц назад +3

      That's the fun part. It doesn't even need DEI to be dogshit, its just dogshit from the get go

    • @Tathanic
      @Tathanic Месяц назад

      yeah u cant blame DEI at this point

    • @georgeide2337
      @georgeide2337 Месяц назад +20

      ​@@TathanicKinda can though. Since DEI started skilled people best fit for the jobs have been turned down and shunned in some way. We can blaim the companies adhering to DEI aswell but the reason game companies are shit these days is a mixture between corporate greed and DEI letting useless people steal paychecks.

    • @Jabarri74
      @Jabarri74 Месяц назад +2

      I think they made a turd then added the dei sprinkles on top to appeal to their new audience on twitter

  • @Zerospacedude
    @Zerospacedude Месяц назад +4

    Its a Ubisoft game, the expectations are never high

  • @Licherous
    @Licherous Месяц назад +54

    I love that there's no flinch animation for taking a blaster(?) shot, that as far as i know from my limitednstar wars knowledge is a lethal weapon.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад +1

      Ever played a single of the 30 star wars games mate? When did blasters ever do much damage?

    • @AodhMori
      @AodhMori Месяц назад +4

      @@AbuHajarAlBugatti even if they’re weak why wouldn’t it cause a physical reaction

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад

      @@AbuHajarAlBugattiI’m doing a blasters build on KOTOR 2 rn

    • @gmoney9469
      @gmoney9469 Месяц назад

      @@AbuHajarAlBugatti Ever watch the movies?

    • @DustJaniel
      @DustJaniel Месяц назад

      Obviously you’re not caught up with the Disney Star Wars lore.

  • @10001000101
    @10001000101 Месяц назад +30

    This is part of the reason why star wars fans are calling modern star wars "Disney star wars".

  • @Thebe-hoodedfiles
    @Thebe-hoodedfiles Месяц назад +34

    0:22 for some reason the way this part looks reminds me of an early 2000 game the way it rendered here.

    • @Metranomix
      @Metranomix Месяц назад +1

      Almost looks like something from Timesplitters! 🤣

    • @desertmammoth3159
      @desertmammoth3159 Месяц назад +1

      @@Metranomix Please don't mention that game again, I refuse to exist in a timeline where they get their grubby hands on that holiest of franchises.

    • @joshua7734
      @joshua7734 11 дней назад +1

      Beyond Good and Evil

  • @Itskilo
    @Itskilo Месяц назад +1

    The 90's just called, they want their fire sprite back

  • @imsomeguyonutube
    @imsomeguyonutube Месяц назад +22

    I was there, 15 years ago when this game released.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Месяц назад +2

      That 1313 demo looked way more entertaining than this and it's, what, 11 years old by now.

  • @shawnsmith2241
    @shawnsmith2241 Месяц назад +102

    DEI is the greatest extortion scheme ever devised

    • @pranayravi9449
      @pranayravi9449 Месяц назад +1

      The gameplay and animations looking like dogshit has nothing to do with DEI. This is 100% the devs skill issue, and not any diversity consultants. Replace this character with another character and it will still be dogshit.

    • @NerdletteGaming
      @NerdletteGaming Месяц назад +3

      @@pranayravi9449 Ty... I honestly don't know who hurt them 😔 There's always these comments when there is a female protagoist as if that in itself is what's wrong with the game lol

    • @pranayravi9449
      @pranayravi9449 Месяц назад

      @@NerdletteGaming U want a list? Kim Belair, Chris Kindred, Alyssa Mercante, Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn etc. All have publicly antagonized gamers, and made them paranoid to boycott all POC/female characters. I will never accept DEI as an excuse for a bad product, but companies need to clean house of these unsavoury characters who use DEI for clout, than actually changing peoples minds about accepting natural diversity.

    • @youlovetoseeitlol
      @youlovetoseeitlol Месяц назад +9

      @@pranayravi9449 DEI has everything to do with hiring a dev who is unqualified to be in the position in the first place, so yes, DEI has everything to do with it. That's how you end up with all these games that are absolute slop with uninspired storylines, terrible gameplay, and "brave and stunning" obnoxious main characters.

    • @youlovetoseeitlol
      @youlovetoseeitlol Месяц назад +3

      @@NerdletteGaming it's not in its entirety what's wrong with the game, but it's certainly a layer of it. And it's definitely a direct result of the unqualified activists they hire as devs to make these garbo games.

  • @ernestoperez8240
    @ernestoperez8240 Месяц назад +11

    Did...she survive a point blank termal detonator explosion?!
    Wtf...

    • @ergonaut69
      @ergonaut69 Месяц назад +2

      Did you play any videogame in your life?

    • @ernestoperez8240
      @ernestoperez8240 Месяц назад +1

      @@ergonaut69 uhmmm yes?...
      🤨

    • @ManOfCulture1992
      @ManOfCulture1992 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@ernestoperez8240 I think he dont understand what you say lol... This game is shit !

    • @lesslighter
      @lesslighter Месяц назад

      in before they are playing in journo difficulty

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Месяц назад

      @@ernestoperez8240obviously you didnt. Show me a single star wars game where you dont survive a grenade except battlefield where you die fast in general. You just wanna complain for the sakes of complaining and join in with the crowd all complaining about literal nonsense

  • @SLAPMYGORILLA
    @SLAPMYGORILLA Месяц назад +3

    0:34 sounds like the Rust C4 sound effect

  • @Riasmos
    @Riasmos Месяц назад +17

    We used to pay 60 dollars and we get full game with physical copy of the game. now we pay 100 dollars for a game that barely works, with no physical copy that they will delete it from your account years later.

  • @kevinsowards9647
    @kevinsowards9647 Месяц назад +44

    1:10 EDITOR! tell baldy to never compare this to Gears of war 2 ever agian.

  • @TheRealDEMAND
    @TheRealDEMAND Месяц назад +17

    Remember when Princess Leia threatened Jabba with a thermal detonator and everyone in the entire room got scared? This chick performed a demo sticky jump with it 😅

  • @randomguy2981
    @randomguy2981 Месяц назад +1

    You know AAA used to stand for Awesome, Amazing or Astounding, somewhere along the way it turned into Abysmal, Appalling and Awful, but then Ubisoft decided to add on being Abrasive on top of that

  • @Sven989
    @Sven989 Месяц назад +11

    I dropped a large Outlaw in the toilet.

  • @tc98826
    @tc98826 Месяц назад +27

    Id so much rather give Jedi Outcast another spin than play this.

    • @Nyagro
      @Nyagro Месяц назад +2

      Wdym? Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy were dope games for their time. For some reason you even still got people on the multiplayer on Steam, lmao.
      Truly a gem.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Месяц назад +2

      I'd rather play Knights of the Old Republic. In fact I should since I haven't even played it yet.

  • @figbloppa7183
    @figbloppa7183 Месяц назад +39

    Quadruple A games have so much quality that it just collapses on itself like a giant star

  • @thedarkemissary
    @thedarkemissary Месяц назад +1

    Remember what the priority list looks like for this game. Explains a lot.

  • @Peacekeeper_84
    @Peacekeeper_84 Месяц назад +41

    Those explosions looked like something from a Nintendo 64 console

    • @Josh-dm8uw
      @Josh-dm8uw Месяц назад

      Not even close. You’re that incapable of forming your own opinion?

    • @Dr.W.Krueger
      @Dr.W.Krueger Месяц назад +1

      Not really, but the way they handle blending and layering here is really not that great. It makes the explosions look really insubstantial.

    • @Josh-dm8uw
      @Josh-dm8uw Месяц назад

      @@Dr.W.Krueger i think everyone has forgotten how bad n64 looks. That explosion took more processing power than the entirety of ocarina of time probably.

  • @Russian_Waifu
    @Russian_Waifu Месяц назад +62

    The uglification of western gaming

    • @BusanDalint
      @BusanDalint Месяц назад +21

      and music, and movies, and architecture, and........

    • @ffc257
      @ffc257 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@BusanDalint and countries

    • @MarkDeSade100
      @MarkDeSade100 Месяц назад

      Just women, they still make the men handsome. It's pretty obvious who's pulling the strings...

  • @markj.a351
    @markj.a351 Месяц назад +32

    Didn’t know they were still making PS2 games

    • @sacredpower7530
      @sacredpower7530 Месяц назад

      Nah this is just pure passion less garbage, PS2 games easily beat run laps around this sad mess of game.

  • @YourFreund
    @YourFreund Месяц назад +2

    Man, i would make a deal with the devil to make a good star wars battlefront game, another clone commando or remastered, a unique story of a life of a clone trooper or stormtrooper, etc. Starwars and Marvel have the same virus. They were something we actually looked forward to and were the word of the town back in the day. I remember loving the clone wars series and liking the old marvel movies. Now? We have a twerking she hulk, men bad women good shows for both marvel and starwars, reconning decades worth of a story, and much more. I hope we have a similar scenario during the great depression where we are rescued by a hero and we slowly recover.

    • @rhysfridays3871
      @rhysfridays3871 Месяц назад

      youll need leadership with the confidence to hire a mostly male studio and keep out the lgbtq activitists goodluck

  • @alb_mobile3725
    @alb_mobile3725 Месяц назад +9

    From every explosion it reverts to a ps2 game

    • @bemboing4338
      @bemboing4338 Месяц назад

      Yup graphics & gameplay is reskinned Uncharted 2 on ps2 but with lasers and speeders

  • @vlkolak9665
    @vlkolak9665 Месяц назад +8

    Remember that this ign video is just an ad. This is the best footage they could put forward to sell you on giving them your money.

  • @DonJuanDM
    @DonJuanDM Месяц назад +11

    I thought Concord has hit the rock bottom. That didn't take long.

  • @yoquienmas117
    @yoquienmas117 Месяц назад +3

    People still believe in Ubisoft? A company that hasn't been able to ban cheaters in Siege and haven't been able to make a great game like in a decade

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer Месяц назад +53

    0:22 flying through the air, freeze frame, start playing electronic music. "Yeah that's me, you miiight be wondering how I got into this situation..."

    • @alistair676
      @alistair676 Месяц назад +3

      Flashback, 90s music, a car, the hood, broken water main. Thatd be cool af 😂

    • @penny1928
      @penny1928 Месяц назад +4

      The song you’re thinking about is baba o’Riley

    • @ahuras238
      @ahuras238 Месяц назад

      SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYYY

  • @markmckeown87
    @markmckeown87 Месяц назад +12

    I haven't seen explosions like that since Red Faction days

    • @barley12girl
      @barley12girl Месяц назад

      I still have my original Xbox, should I buy this new game for it?😉

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 Месяц назад +20

    0:25 She couldn't even graduate from 'the Prometheus school of running away from things', and by that, i mean she didn't even try to run away!
    Like "oh no, a thermal bomb! I won't dive to either side or just sprint forward, i'll just wait for it to reach my feet and start ticking before i try to awkwardly crawl away"

  • @brandonedlin2052
    @brandonedlin2052 Месяц назад +1

    Remember Battlefield 2 had explosions that looked like they were practiced movie effects

  • @mrigamer7084
    @mrigamer7084 Месяц назад +20

    DEI explosions

  • @kgamer142
    @kgamer142 Месяц назад +5

    Bro Star Wars feels like the franchise that gets constantly taken out back to be repeatedly beaten over and over again for no reason

    • @cryptdk2400
      @cryptdk2400 Месяц назад +1

      Disney is beating star wars like a red headed step child

  • @abrvalg321
    @abrvalg321 Месяц назад +9

    0:38 same distance but protagonist is not affected but that explosion.

  • @holyheretic3185
    @holyheretic3185 Месяц назад +2

    Real explosions in cartoons look better and less ridiculous than these ones!