Lyric: Paul Cauthen - Country as Fuck

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Country as Fuck by Paul Cauthen
Album: Country Coming Down
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Country as Fuck Lyrics:
I'm a shade tree mechanic
Got a one-ton truck
I drink a 30-pack a day
Cause I'm country as fuck
Call me Lil Nas
Call Me Tim McGraw
Not a moment too soon
I had horses in the stall
I go to Piggly Wiggly
Call out on my CB
Steal a VCR n jimmy-rig it to my TV
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit
I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit
Only got one hat
If you touch it then you die
Unless you're blonde, you can dance
And cinch a hogtie
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son
If I don't catch a check I'm gonna sell my wife's gun
'Cause I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough
Make my own definition
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion
Call it Country
Country as Fuck
NASCAR, dive bar, fireworks, guitar
Riding mower, landowner, 83 Texoma
I was driving tractors before it got sexy
Real cowboys don't rock to Kenny Chesney
Catfishin', skinny dippin', bonfires, big tires
Willie Nelson, candy meltin' summer sun, shootin' guns
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit
I ain't gotta sell my soul
If I want it then I grab it
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son
I'm about to cash a check buy a Yeti from a plug
I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough
Make my own definition
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion
Call it Country
Country as Fuck
I'm country as fuck
I make my own definition
Start a new religion
Beat the system
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit
If you bump into me
I'ma always say sorry
Candy-painted Harley
Beer pong at the party
All the girls are wild
Yeah, country girls are naughty
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son
I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough
Make my own definition
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion
Call it Country
I'm country
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