CoD Takedown IRL

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Alex_zedra
    @Alex_zedra  Год назад +48676

    I feel like majority of the commenters don’t understand this is a call of duty take down animation in a video game. Not an actual attempt to stab in the heart. Just had to clarify it.

    • @360kys
      @360kys Год назад +241

      It's the lung but ok

    • @GreaseGrime
      @GreaseGrime Год назад +255

      If so then they didn't read the title... the whole kill action is dumb. If you could get that close behine then just go right through the back of the neck. Then you get people thinking you could actually do video game moves irl.

    • @Potsndpans
      @Potsndpans Год назад +272

      ​@@360kysum actually 🤓

    • @zut9842
      @zut9842 Год назад +216

      @@360kys uhmmmmm actually the heart is located in between of thy uhm lungs 🤓🤓 and uhmmmmmnm just to clarify she clearly aimed for the heart 🤓☝️

    • @booyaboibob
      @booyaboibob Год назад

      ​@@360kysiCts Actullt tHe LunG🤓

  • @admiralfurret
    @admiralfurret Год назад +95925

    British teens when you refuse to buy them a ciggar:

  • @beep..
    @beep.. Год назад +10674

    the ribs were like “not today bestie”

    • @filthycasual927
      @filthycasual927 Год назад +104

      Good to see an accurate representation of what would truly happen irl if someone just tried to go ham fist and try to stab into someones chest and on to the ri s

    • @psylentsage
      @psylentsage Год назад +15

      Was wondering why she wouldn’t try to twist knife so it goes in between them

    • @walkingcorpse2704
      @walkingcorpse2704 Год назад +15

      It didn't work because the blade was vertical the ribs are more horizontal than vertical and she just stabbed the rib not BETWEEN them

    • @micheal5743
      @micheal5743 Год назад +7

      ​@@psylentsageshe was doing a irl call of duty takedown.

    • @vikramsalathia3642
      @vikramsalathia3642 Год назад

      @@walkingcorpse2704 ikpomkompmpmnnb aku. Knjnlnjgn kang kikmknomomovgb jkkmkml. Nn6fsi.jeicre. .
      ...............mmm

  • @Buzz852
    @Buzz852 11 месяцев назад +2974

    “She wants you bro”
    Her:

    • @NOOBERKING-y6y
      @NOOBERKING-y6y 7 месяцев назад +20

      Real

    • @eliwatchzzzzz
      @eliwatchzzzzz 4 месяца назад +8

      underrated comment

    • @petrpetroBich
      @petrpetroBich 4 месяца назад +13

      "The worst she can say is no."

    • @Amin-ErdeneGansuh
      @Amin-ErdeneGansuh 3 месяца назад

      ​@@NOOBERKING-y6y😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😢

  • @SirMcGriddle
    @SirMcGriddle 11 месяцев назад +1634

    POV: 0.001 nanoseconds after leaving your house in the uk

    • @Lunamine
      @Lunamine 9 месяцев назад +18

      In French neighborhoods with a high level of social housing.

    • @malcomx1924
      @malcomx1924 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@Lunamineyou mean :🧕🏽👳🏽‍♂️🧑🏿‍🦲

    • @Talos827
      @Talos827 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ohh yes I'll never forget the fear I felt in little wellington by that flock of sheep.

    • @LeBonRoiLouis
      @LeBonRoiLouis 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@malcomx1924yes

    • @spotos5154
      @spotos5154 5 месяцев назад +1

      You saw the British teens comment and decided to switch it up… stolen

  • @kr1ana_
    @kr1ana_ Год назад +11314

    that's how important our rib cage is

  • @aeronavila291
    @aeronavila291 Год назад +2273

    "THE WORST SHE CAN SAY IS NO"
    Her:💀

  • @justburneddownabuilding
    @justburneddownabuilding Год назад +3699

    "how did you die?"
    "I was stabbed by a COD player"

    • @Nahyan307
      @Nahyan307 Год назад +6

      You mean backstabbed?

    • @EdwardRichtofen-927e
      @EdwardRichtofen-927e Год назад +2

      ​@@Nahyan307Zhere is a blue spy in zhe base

    • @giggachhad
      @giggachhad Год назад +1

      Idk dont know if you are talking about her because thats legit the actor so why wouldnt she do the takedown thats used in her operator

    • @jonahsjustbetter
      @jonahsjustbetter Год назад

      POV: Ur in heaven

    • @rimantaskontrimas1688
      @rimantaskontrimas1688 Год назад

      JeUIGYEUEĮDVEHGE😅😊❤😇😊🥰❤💗🤚👋👧👩‍🎤

  • @jamescrumpler8384
    @jamescrumpler8384 Год назад +553

    This is why you don't skip rib day

    • @InevitableD3ATH
      @InevitableD3ATH 9 месяцев назад +8

      good one

    • @TheBlackDahliaMurder8
      @TheBlackDahliaMurder8 6 месяцев назад +4

      Lmfao wtf is rib day 😂😂

    • @EYErok
      @EYErok 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheBlackDahliaMurder8buy 2 racks get 1 free (Sauce included)

    • @tankholmes4773
      @tankholmes4773 6 месяцев назад +4

      Drink your milk kids and you too can have iron clad ribs

    • @emuhlees2
      @emuhlees2 4 месяца назад

      🤣

  • @shadowbringer24
    @shadowbringer24 Год назад +4129

    and this is why the ribcage exists

    • @eggman9221
      @eggman9221 Год назад +14

      ​@@jenrey2012I DONT CARE PLEASE STOP WITH THIS

    • @HappyDuckIsCool
      @HappyDuckIsCool Год назад +10

      @@eggman9221u don’t gotta be rude chill-

    • @jacksbob
      @jacksbob Год назад +42

      This is why do not believe horror movies with gore like that. People seem to think bones are not hard.
      But if it isnt hard we wont bu using saws to butcher the meat from animals.

    • @Cheese_Bacon2
      @Cheese_Bacon2 Год назад +8

      ​@@HappyDuckIsCoolno but I agree those replies are annoying as fuck

    • @weapponofchoice
      @weapponofchoice Год назад +6

      also so we arent a living slime

  • @Neardarkphotography
    @Neardarkphotography 2 года назад +63267

    This just shows how hard it actually is to stab someone in the heart.

    • @6.7powerstroke13
      @6.7powerstroke13 2 года назад +2745

      Uuuuhhhhhh not if you are standing in front of them 🧐

    • @mathieupizzi7846
      @mathieupizzi7846 2 года назад +1768

      ost just because that knife is not made to kill a humain.
      take a long slim blade that will slide between ribs .
      like a bayonette or a jack knife

    • @jackf1830
      @jackf1830 2 года назад +373

      …with a blade that wide, yes…

    • @michaelst9575
      @michaelst9575 2 года назад +223

      That's what you have a ribcage for!! 😜

    • @guerillagrow2416
      @guerillagrow2416 2 года назад +31

      No

  • @xWhyfi
    @xWhyfi Год назад +3928

    British kids fighting over the last bean toast in the cafeteria

    • @HairyNword1235
      @HairyNword1235 Год назад +35

      bruhhhhh cmoooon💀💀💀💀💀👴🏻🍆🐵

    • @jax1065
      @jax1065 Год назад +29

      As a britt, I can comfirm

    • @alexh1494
      @alexh1494 Год назад +5

      LMAO

    • @leleelel249
      @leleelel249 Год назад +11

      naw but this fr happens in my school

    • @deadbrickstudios
      @deadbrickstudios Год назад +16

      Bro british kids fighting over food they gave to soldiers in WW1 💀💀

  • @dbfirebird8338
    @dbfirebird8338 11 месяцев назад +142

    a good representation on how the human ribcage does a great job at protecting several vitals.

  • @SkullZ_OO1
    @SkullZ_OO1 Год назад +2104

    That guy stole her purse and had no time to apologize 💀💀💀

    • @polog.gonzalez5221
      @polog.gonzalez5221 Год назад +6

      She didnt even got that knife through the ribcage

    • @Hellfire787
      @Hellfire787 Год назад

      ​@@polog.gonzalez5221bro, no shit, how about you try stabbing that thing, kid.

    • @polog.gonzalez5221
      @polog.gonzalez5221 Год назад

      @@Hellfire787gladly! you would be a good kinda thing to be tested on

    • @Hellfire787
      @Hellfire787 Год назад

      @@polog.gonzalez5221 you sure? I bet you couldn't even touch me..

    • @polog.gonzalez5221
      @polog.gonzalez5221 Год назад +3

      @@Hellfire787 yes , but also no woman could even get near you bruddah

  • @honeygrail-uj7rd
    @honeygrail-uj7rd Год назад +3109

    Those ribs doing what they were designed to do - protect the heart

    • @xravage
      @xravage Год назад +25

      protect all organs

    • @zacharychoqi135
      @zacharychoqi135 Год назад +22

      I think she’s just not able to swing with enough power break through them g😭😭😭

    • @xravage
      @xravage Год назад +3

      @@zacharychoqi135 read the pinned comment 💀

    • @krenaissance
      @krenaissance Год назад +2

      they dont protect my heart from the wrong people tho💔

    • @lz2093
      @lz2093 Год назад +2

      ​@@xravage not all organs! 🍆

  • @WarThunderEnjoye
    @WarThunderEnjoye 7 месяцев назад +66

    British people when u say u hate tea

    • @charlieb3840
      @charlieb3840 3 месяца назад +2

      We don’t all like tea I’m British and hate tea and any form of smoking

    • @metasin6
      @metasin6 3 месяца назад +2

      @@charlieb3840sounds like you’d stab the next person who claims you drink tea😢

  • @nonamerblx5289
    @nonamerblx5289 2 года назад +6208

    her: tries to stab heart
    rib cage: *No.*

    • @buzzl1ghty3ar52
      @buzzl1ghty3ar52 2 года назад +24

      Underrated comment

    • @herweirdoo0904
      @herweirdoo0904 2 года назад +83

      Serves it's purpose

    • @CEOofBreadd
      @CEOofBreadd 2 года назад +9

      turn the knife sideways …

    • @foaadkiller633
      @foaadkiller633 2 года назад +3

      Maybe need army axe or catana

    • @hi-tt8xy
      @hi-tt8xy 2 года назад +7

      @@foaadkiller633 a katana with a cat strapped to it would it highly ineffective

  • @ifi7682
    @ifi7682 Год назад +5321

    Quiet kid in school be like:

    • @Flubeko
      @Flubeko Год назад +45

      Not funny

    • @Zekewood3
      @Zekewood3 Год назад +22

      @@Flubeko ur not funny

    • @lesstar930
      @lesstar930 Год назад +18

      @@Flubeko fr

    • @lesstar930
      @lesstar930 Год назад +20

      @@Zekewood3 go fix your sense of humor

    • @Zekewood3
      @Zekewood3 Год назад +8

      @@lesstar930 ur probably the quiet kid at school

  • @whokilledlexxi
    @whokilledlexxi Год назад +939

    “right kn the fucking chest👹👹” *turns to a demon*

  • @Ingroo
    @Ingroo 5 месяцев назад +13

    "Bro u have smoke?" Also random british:

  • @nylalover3000
    @nylalover3000 Год назад +818

    british people after missing tea time:

    • @BlazeSSR
      @BlazeSSR Год назад +1

      That doesn’t make sense 💀

    • @CHEETOS581
      @CHEETOS581 Год назад +1

      That doesn't make sense

    • @crazemate
      @crazemate Год назад +7

      That makes perfect sense

    • @GoJoEdItZ1382
      @GoJoEdItZ1382 Год назад +1

      That does not make sense

    • @lexibrooker6652
      @lexibrooker6652 Год назад

      As a british person I cannot confirm this because I don't like tea 💀

  • @dkttanjirokamado5571
    @dkttanjirokamado5571 Год назад +571

    The most normal act in London 💀

    • @TrynaBmimii
      @TrynaBmimii Год назад +1

      Not funny 💀

    • @mavi8504
      @mavi8504 Год назад +1

      in Ohio xd

    • @kristinoleka8957
      @kristinoleka8957 Год назад +7

      @@TrynaBmimii yes it is🤡 and its the truth

    • @F2.Sparta
      @F2.Sparta Год назад

      @@kristinoleka8957no it’s not the truth ur American. Hold them school shooting bud. We safe out here.😂😂

    • @OscarMorson1
      @OscarMorson1 Год назад

      @@kristinoleka8957 no it’s not

  • @Maple_Syrup846
    @Maple_Syrup846 11 месяцев назад +2

    bro took "execution" to a whole other level

  • @quandaledingle7147
    @quandaledingle7147 Год назад +738

    The ribcage doing its job: 🗿🗿🗿

    • @jacsthecat7964
      @jacsthecat7964 Год назад +7

      We also need a ribcage in the bowels

    • @spongy179
      @spongy179 Год назад +4

      ​@@jacsthecat7964would make it impossible to move

    • @OyeAlguien
      @OyeAlguien Год назад

      ​@@jacsthecat7964dummy 😹

  • @AprilGhouls
    @AprilGhouls Год назад +2169

    Shout out to our ribs for keeping our engine safe !

  • @dancingpossum9588
    @dancingpossum9588 Год назад +825

    How to train your own serial killer pt.1

    • @NUC_wsg
      @NUC_wsg Год назад +11

      its a call of duty takedown and she's learning how to protect herself this is just a recreation of a video game kill not her trying to learn how to kill someone

    • @paul_who340
      @paul_who340 Год назад

      ​@@NUC_wsg #missedthejoke

    • @kennethchan6574
      @kennethchan6574 Год назад

      ​@@NUC_wsg R/youdidnthavetocutmeoff

    • @Moomoty
      @Moomoty Год назад

      Its a call of duty takedown...

    • @paul_who340
      @paul_who340 Год назад

      @@Moomoty #howdidyoumissthejoke

  • @JayveeBerland
    @JayveeBerland Год назад +5

    That's the zombie Blood and weed the gun and the knife.

  • @alexpena1692
    @alexpena1692 Год назад +3268

    For those wondering why stab victims have up to 50+ stab wounds, this is why...

    • @katrina_s
      @katrina_s Год назад +48

      the killers act for sure

    • @xXbuggahbooXx
      @xXbuggahbooXx Год назад +127

      This makes so much more sense now 😢 I almost liked it better when I thought they died from a poke to the heart and THEN they continued stabbing like psychos....but theyre probably alive the whole time 😭😭

    • @xizumix
      @xizumix Год назад +11

      ​@@xXbuggahbooXxunless they were stabbed in the neck

    • @yoonniemin6438
      @yoonniemin6438 Год назад +13

      My life was way happier before I knew this fact, now I'm just... sad 😢

    • @samarasamara7938
      @samarasamara7938 Год назад +2

      ‏ويش مفكرة أنت حركن تجيني أنا أقدر اعطيها كف أنت ما ينزل ينزل منها تدرون ترى و الله ما ادري ما هو اللي تراقب على الزلة من عندها

  • @p0fity882
    @p0fity882 Год назад +4551

    Always forget just how tough the human body really is

    • @Ninetails6o
      @Ninetails6o Год назад +216

      The human body is fragile as hell 90% of the time.

    • @itz_ryz
      @itz_ryz Год назад +77

      ​@@Ninetails6o that possibly the nerves bc yk pain receptors but you must be talking bout the skin soft tissue and organs.

    • @Dav624
      @Dav624 Год назад +29

      ​@@Ninetails6odepends on what we are talking about here it's very fragile on certain scenarios but it's very durable in other scenarios so yeah it really does depend on the case

    • @JeffWoody
      @JeffWoody Год назад +13

      Despite how strong it is. Its still hurts af

    • @theamazingadventuresofjohn
      @theamazingadventuresofjohn Год назад +2

      ​@@Dav624well said.

  • @OlWest05
    @OlWest05 Год назад +212

    Never realized how hard it was to cut through bone, that shit is durable as hell

    • @B_PE
      @B_PE Год назад +1

      if she turned the knife it would have went in

    • @broimhigh.ugh.
      @broimhigh.ugh. Год назад +1

      ​@@B_PE no, cause then it wouldn't be the CoD animation as intended

  • @CarlosCasola
    @CarlosCasola 11 месяцев назад +7

    Pov:when your class mate says messi is better than ronaldo

  • @justinlinden3719
    @justinlinden3719 Год назад +1990

    Honestly after that kidney stab you don't really need to worry about their heart

    • @БагровыйЕдинорог
      @БагровыйЕдинорог Год назад +20

      А она так пыталась попасть ещё и в сердце 🌚

    • @Human_JL
      @Human_JL Год назад +7

      Там удара в сердце даже не было

    • @streamfors731
      @streamfors731 Год назад +6

      Riñones para inmovilizar pulmones para rematar

    • @mayamichelle14
      @mayamichelle14 Год назад +6

      Ugh I don’t wish I was going be stabbed like this 😂🕊️💀🩸🪦

    • @Peronet781
      @Peronet781 Год назад +4

      Eh, only a flesh wound!

  • @МАЅК
    @МАЅК Год назад +2052

    "Oi lad! Did you use a fokin butter knife to kill mah parents mate? "

  • @Mason-ci9ce
    @Mason-ci9ce Год назад +2146

    British teens when you don’t buy them a 6 pack

    • @Koilith
      @Koilith Год назад +6

      Average day in Britain

    • @Yo-Yo__
      @Yo-Yo__ Год назад +8

      A 6 pack? How do you buy abs

    • @Mason-ci9ce
      @Mason-ci9ce Год назад +2

      @@Yo-Yo__ I meant a 6 pack of beer

    • @drinkingfantaorange45
      @drinkingfantaorange45 Год назад +2

      6 pack of deez nuts

    • @_Navaya_
      @_Navaya_ Год назад

      Your not funny this is offensive

  • @Serafim989
    @Serafim989 11 месяцев назад +5

    😅Do you want a cigarette, it kills but it helps

  • @adaciganlijaedits6066
    @adaciganlijaedits6066 Год назад +3440

    after school activities in ohio be like

  • @xoluciaxo_3721
    @xoluciaxo_3721 Год назад +994

    Her: tries to kill someone
    Ribcage: How 'bout no?👄

  • @viliusgudavicius3770
    @viliusgudavicius3770 Год назад +1125

    Bro asked for directions in London 💀💀

    • @gojosluv
      @gojosluv Год назад +9

      LMFAOAOAO UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @aparnagayatri5149
      @aparnagayatri5149 Год назад +3

      😂😂

    • @flourishingghost7931
      @flourishingghost7931 Год назад +3

      💀💀💀🥂

    • @bmlera7901
      @bmlera7901 Год назад

      Geez why does this have to always be so fake I’m not scared you dumb weirdos I’m quitting RUclips

    • @Xedaem
      @Xedaem Год назад +1

      Bro, I knew London memes, but this one suddenly make laugh out loud

  • @Watermelon_cat2010
    @Watermelon_cat2010 6 месяцев назад +3

    Pov the knife was having a finisher

  • @LexLongWaiteParkMNCypressRd
    @LexLongWaiteParkMNCypressRd Год назад +764

    Shows how actually capable the bones are, if you get stabbed it could possibly slow it down if it hits the bone. The rib cage really protecting the lungs.

  • @FF-ou4rk
    @FF-ou4rk Год назад +676

    Interesting fact, sometimes people dont know they are getting stabbed in certain scuffles. My better half was stabbed all over his body, including through his cheek, lung, and neck. We all just thought fists were flying. His clothes were soaked and we soon realized what really happened. Some people fight dirty, and attack without provacation. He survived with medical intervention, so that's great.

  • @ResellEmpire
    @ResellEmpire Год назад +816

    bro imagine someone actually tried to stab you and you hear that clack sound on your ribs💀

  • @OfficialSJChannel
    @OfficialSJChannel Год назад +1

    I find it really cool that they make these. What are you training for?

    • @A.FA2
      @A.FA2 9 месяцев назад

      The title

  • @MAK71369
    @MAK71369 2 года назад +1988

    Her: tries to stab body
    Wrist: 🤳

  • @soyaalicious
    @soyaalicious Год назад +476

    My anxiety while watching this : 📈📈📈📈📈📈

    • @БагровыйЕдинорог
      @БагровыйЕдинорог Год назад +3

      Действительно, у меня тоже тревожность росла и падала 😅

    • @jennifernjihia3184
      @jennifernjihia3184 Год назад

      Ikr i thought i was the only one...

    • @VindensSaga
      @VindensSaga Год назад

      I don't feel anxiety watching this but pure excitement and a gleeful desire.

    • @soyaalicious
      @soyaalicious Год назад +1

      @@VindensSaga GUYS LOOK! IT'S THAT PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER YA'LL ARE SEARCHING FOR! (hehe jk don't take it seriously)

  • @delayed_brain9036
    @delayed_brain9036 Год назад +1236

    Girl really said “backstabber” and “heart breaker” to a whole different level 💀

  • @UK-PeasantD23679E
    @UK-PeasantD23679E 7 месяцев назад +5

    This is why certain knives are shaped to slip between the ribcage

  • @Yinniee_2.2
    @Yinniee_2.2 Год назад +275

    Breathing never felt more heavier

  • @2kGRIMKZL
    @2kGRIMKZL Год назад +595

    British teens when you don’t buy them a “hoodrich” tracksuit for £120:

    • @kisazahra1432
      @kisazahra1432 Год назад +12

      American ipad kids when their parents refuse to buy them a Nerf gun:

    • @2kGRIMKZL
      @2kGRIMKZL Год назад +8

      @@kisazahra1432I’m British btw just so u know…

    • @kisazahra1432
      @kisazahra1432 Год назад

      @@2kGRIMKZL same here

    • @bleachdrinker6915
      @bleachdrinker6915 Год назад +3

      ​@@2kGRIMKZLI could tell it was to accurate to be from someone anywhere else

    • @2kGRIMKZL
      @2kGRIMKZL Год назад

      @@bleachdrinker6915 ikr lmao

  • @SAI1tensai
    @SAI1tensai Год назад +2500

    "Sir, your card was declined"
    Wtf the replies literally make no sense😭

    • @Xedaem
      @Xedaem Год назад +8

      I'm watching this on Samsung fridge, pretty skill issue.

    • @MEMES-we6wb
      @MEMES-we6wb Год назад +7

      @@Xedaem Watching this on a ice cube

    • @DeedatFX
      @DeedatFX Год назад +3

      ​@@MEMES-we6wb Watching this on a carrot

    • @Pisttolz
      @Pisttolz Год назад

      ⁠@@DeedatFX watching this on a pebble

    • @Cosmo_1128
      @Cosmo_1128 Год назад

      @@DeedatFX watching this on my pencil

  • @KolbyJohnston
    @KolbyJohnston 4 месяца назад +1

    When somebody messes with your best friend

  • @Vtol_Vr
    @Vtol_Vr Год назад +489

    Normal night in the UK:

  • @Ace-kl7ks
    @Ace-kl7ks Год назад +625

    Bro got violated 💀

  • @mariaolmos-valeri1125
    @mariaolmos-valeri1125 Год назад +353

    When I ask the barber a little off the top 💀

    • @RLTX1
      @RLTX1 Год назад +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Random_monkey1234
    @Random_monkey1234 10 месяцев назад +13

    What the fuck is she competing for the hunger games?

  • @jasonheslin5854
    @jasonheslin5854 Год назад +684

    “Right in the f***g chest yeah” has me dying rn of laughter😂💀💀

  • @Jeshua7899
    @Jeshua7899 Год назад +385

    I need this. I need to release my anger out on something like this.

  • @therantingchristian8944
    @therantingchristian8944 Год назад +811

    Finally, somebody explains how tough it is to stab somebody in the chest

    • @jatinjadav1097
      @jatinjadav1097 Год назад +2

      Read above pinned comment....

    • @m.d.sharpe8892
      @m.d.sharpe8892 Год назад +3

      She could literally just rotate 90 degrees and slip past the ribs

    • @pedrokaua282
      @pedrokaua282 Год назад +1

      Não e o motivo e pq ela tá dando a facada no osso se ela desse

    • @hadiabaas5828
      @hadiabaas5828 Год назад

      From wemon

    • @JesusChrist42000
      @JesusChrist42000 Год назад +4

      ​@99Em07no its really not and here is the pro tips
      1 don't us a giant knife
      2 follow the bone, if you hit bone its rounded so push along the bone to find the gap
      3 learn the placement of the heart based on body proportions
      4 use a shive
      5 stay away from the middle

  • @jakeshepard9931
    @jakeshepard9931 11 месяцев назад +2

    I'm sure the doctors had a similar tough task cutting in when they installed those fake bags.

  • @ujkushijakut5930
    @ujkushijakut5930 Год назад +439

    bro asked the time in london💀

    • @viniciuss448
      @viniciuss448 Год назад

      Como assim?

    • @SailorxD
      @SailorxD Год назад

      ​@@viniciuss448 Lá na Reino Unido tem muitos casos de esfaqueamento para roubo de relógios, os caras chegam te esfaqueiam e levam o relógio, aí acabou virando um meme.

    • @viniciuss448
      @viniciuss448 Год назад

      @@SailorxD thanks

    • @Ralbite
      @Ralbite Год назад

      Fr

    • @PORTGAS_AQW
      @PORTGAS_AQW Год назад

      Oi bruv take off your trousers

  • @iAmATR3YU
    @iAmATR3YU Год назад +254

    School recess in Ohio be like:

    • @baconboi24781
      @baconboi24781 Год назад +4

      That was so lame

    • @KORTAC1
      @KORTAC1 Год назад +4

      Goofy jokes.

    • @imepic3342
      @imepic3342 Год назад +4

      Cringe

    • @jasis2rad
      @jasis2rad Год назад +4

      L comment.

    • @Rima-od8ce
      @Rima-od8ce Год назад

      So every joke has to be attached to ohio? Literally not cool neither funny its not funny to make fun of a world that has people dying in it yk?

  • @richardlemmings5782
    @richardlemmings5782 Год назад +879

    “Excuse me ma’am, you dropped your walle-“

  • @tip69420
    @tip69420 5 месяцев назад +2

    That went deep😳

  • @chrisvaughan2462
    @chrisvaughan2462 Год назад +555

    I never realized that ribcage can take so much force.

    • @iaco7874
      @iaco7874 Год назад +6

      She’s just weak lol

    • @chrisvaughan2462
      @chrisvaughan2462 Год назад +42

      @@iaco7874i wouldn’t call her weak, she’s in descent shape, however I agree she’s not a man and plus she’s hitting from a tricky spot, but still it’s bone vs military blade, I thought even child could put it through the ribcage…

    • @stinkfarts
      @stinkfarts Год назад +2

      ​@@iaco7874🤓

    • @BETA00009
      @BETA00009 Год назад +4

      Dude thought humans are made out of paper machete

    • @tyhunt565
      @tyhunt565 Год назад +1

      ​@iaco7874 your really underestimating how tough those are

  • @LordJovi
    @LordJovi Год назад +188

    The 1950s wife after too many uncooked dinner beatings.

  • @GreyisOffline
    @GreyisOffline Год назад +101

    As a person who has angry issue, I need this

  • @darrespejo7461
    @darrespejo7461 Год назад +3

    bro i felt that 😭

  • @imzuckerberg6500
    @imzuckerberg6500 Год назад +755

    British people after hearing you asking what time is it in london:

  • @Melloweeee
    @Melloweeee Год назад +53

    Rib cage be doin it’s job fr

  • @ShadowKitty7908
    @ShadowKitty7908 Год назад +81

    British people when you don’t put Baked Beans with their breakfast

    • @229smnnn
      @229smnnn Год назад

      Хвхахаха я прочитал Американские коментарии и что британцы настолько злые ?

    • @kisazahra1432
      @kisazahra1432 Год назад

      ​@Rinjinetop they aren't😭😭, that's just what Americans do all day, make stereotypes about different ethnicity

    • @229smnnn
      @229smnnn Год назад

      @@kisazahra1432 Ясно

    • @kisazahra1432
      @kisazahra1432 Год назад

      @@229smnnn what??

    • @229smnnn
      @229smnnn Год назад

      ​@@kisazahra1432ты написал что американцы каждый день сидять и создають стеоротипы о британцев я сказал ясно

  • @billmorsette599
    @billmorsette599 11 месяцев назад +1

    Almost looks survivable until the second stab

  • @Entity829
    @Entity829 Год назад +749

    I need this for my anger 💀

  • @Niko_Arc
    @Niko_Arc Год назад +147

    I know this is a call of duty animation, but how well the ribs work in covering you when you get stabbed is impressive.

    • @jensenraylight8011
      @jensenraylight8011 Год назад

      the guy already went to heaven 8 times before his body finally give in

  • @_o_v_u_
    @_o_v_u_ Год назад +405

    I need this in my life-

    • @gdjs3638
      @gdjs3638 Год назад +3

      why

    • @TH3MURD3R3R
      @TH3MURD3R3R Год назад +12

      ​@@gdjs3638id get it so when im angry or just fell like it stab the hell out of it

    • @omarhabib7934
      @omarhabib7934 Год назад

      @@TH3MURD3R3Ryour profile picture fits your comment

    • @TH3MURD3R3R
      @TH3MURD3R3R Год назад

      @@omarhabib7934 true

    • @haedyncoombs
      @haedyncoombs Год назад

      Same

  • @Rawry_Nugget
    @Rawry_Nugget 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Right in the f*cking chest" 😂

  • @yeetpresident8313
    @yeetpresident8313 2 года назад +637

    When you ask for the time in London

    • @r4life53
      @r4life53 2 года назад +4

      💀

    • @JuoJ0
      @JuoJ0 2 года назад +4

      I knew I would have find a comment like this😂😂

    • @Nauta_
      @Nauta_ 2 года назад +8

      Roight in de focking chest mate

    • @NamesPhimble
      @NamesPhimble 2 года назад

      How British say hi

    • @therevenge192
      @therevenge192 2 года назад +1

      @Bombersons What happened on September 9, 2001?

  • @pauliuszvironas9667
    @pauliuszvironas9667 Год назад +242

    British: look at the Americans shooting each other
    Meanwhile British:

    • @IsaDika-uh3oc
      @IsaDika-uh3oc Год назад +1

      😢

    • @jhonatanbraga2653
      @jhonatanbraga2653 Год назад

      Eu sou americano.

    • @Bignfluffy
      @Bignfluffy Год назад

      God do I hate third world nations mocking others when you CONSTANTLY have the cartels and human trafficking🤡🤡

    • @ishagupta3646
      @ishagupta3646 Год назад

      Top ap

    • @KiraNikk0s
      @KiraNikk0s Год назад

      Never heard of a mass school stabbing but whatever makes you feel better

  • @Stalking_Monocle
    @Stalking_Monocle Год назад +71

    "Ma'am we're from the IRS and-"

  • @MrGoneEXE
    @MrGoneEXE 4 месяца назад

    just goes to show, how protective your ribs truly are

  • @KnucklesLovesGrapez
    @KnucklesLovesGrapez Год назад +427

    This looks like a good way to release your intrusive thoughts.

  • @dadawg8802
    @dadawg8802 Год назад +1384

    My dumbass still tryna figure out how the blood pops up💀

    • @blood-blue667
      @blood-blue667 Год назад +30

      There's fake blood on the knife

    • @CALndStuff
      @CALndStuff Год назад +11

      ​@@blood-blue667 no there isn't

    • @svenadema9941
      @svenadema9941 Год назад

      I believe they put condoms with fake blood in the organs. If the organs are penetrated, the fake blood comes out.

    • @CALndStuff
      @CALndStuff Год назад +8

      @Zyd Reguindin no there isnt, it's in the body

    • @Jay-qh9yg
      @Jay-qh9yg Год назад

      There’s fake blood inside the body

  • @Miss.Hermosa
    @Miss.Hermosa Год назад +138

    Ok but the first stab was so smooth omg-

  • @canadianninja1756
    @canadianninja1756 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Are you Mara from Call of Duty???”

  • @priyankatiwari4588
    @priyankatiwari4588 Год назад +31

    British teen when u don't buy them a vape:

  • @Hpinat
    @Hpinat Год назад +590

    That first stab is actually lowkey traumatising 💀

    • @Z_M_P
      @Z_M_P Год назад +2

      let's check on you !)
      As my little brother would say ...

    • @jameshgerard7595
      @jameshgerard7595 Год назад +1

      Yep

    • @ATT3RRORIX
      @ATT3RRORIX Год назад +2

      How???

    • @jameshgerard7595
      @jameshgerard7595 Год назад +2

      @@ATT3RRORIX look at how her wrist bends

    • @mogonja420
      @mogonja420 Год назад +1

      A kidney cut in quarters will paralyze part of the body.

  • @BrysonTheMan
    @BrysonTheMan Год назад +154

    This is why you don’t bring a knife To a gun fight

  • @DavePryor302
    @DavePryor302 5 месяцев назад +3

    The wrist nearly breaking upon the first stab 😂😂

  • @kaibaskywalker2725
    @kaibaskywalker2725 Год назад +72

    British teens when you buy the last prime bottle

  • @kevindiaz4667
    @kevindiaz4667 2 года назад +1141

    “The worst she can do is say no.” -

  • @zoeyraeconde
    @zoeyraeconde Год назад +28

    british teens when they ask you to buy them ciggars and vapes:

    • @ImUnderYourBed_61
      @ImUnderYourBed_61 Год назад +1

      As a British teen, I can confirm this 💀

    • @HikapsMax
      @HikapsMax 6 месяцев назад +1

      Stolen comment :/

  • @sierrajohnson1996
    @sierrajohnson1996 4 месяца назад

    I need this when I’m mad so I don’t scream at my brother 😂

  • @user-j.c
    @user-j.c 2 года назад +182

    とりあえず脇腹がヤバいってことは分かった

  • @rainn_dear
    @rainn_dear Год назад +28

    “Mom?”
    “Yes?”
    “I want this for Christmas!”

  • @Mr.FusionGaming
    @Mr.FusionGaming Год назад +206

    Lara Croft got some stabbing skills

    • @r-fay
      @r-fay Год назад +1

      That's no tlara croft that's mara from call of duty

    • @lvkzs
      @lvkzs Год назад

      🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @HURRIC4NEyt
    @HURRIC4NEyt 3 месяца назад

    "The worst she can say is no"
    Her:

  • @animus8682
    @animus8682 Год назад +522

    New lara croft game looks sick.

  • @MonkeOoh
    @MonkeOoh Год назад +69

    As a Brit, I learnt this is nursery and perfected all knife styles in reception

  • @bigboyepic8598
    @bigboyepic8598 Год назад +465

    I’d like to thank my ribs for helping me keep my heart in the right place.

  • @jamesmartin6608
    @jamesmartin6608 8 месяцев назад

    I'm in lovelust with fifty different RUclips ladies 😂

  • @ArtTheClown3
    @ArtTheClown3 Год назад +47

    “*go play with that kid*”
    the kid: