One Shot SciFi 1665 - Let Loose the Songs of War | HFY | Humans Are Space Orc

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos 2 года назад +22

    "They may take our kilts, but they'll never take....OUR BAGPIPES!" - Johnny Bravo, I can't remember which episode.

  • @buffewo6386
    @buffewo6386 2 года назад +88

    The only better end would have been if the flute had broken. And it had been a Scottish Regiment.
    ...Seeing the abused pipes, and setting his passenger in place the Commander spoke over the radio.
    "Well lads. Move in 3. Check in.." A series of quick Alphanumeric replies ran smoothly, and all was in order. The CO took a look at his passenger holding the ruined bagpipes. "Do you know how to play those, son?" came a softer question. "No, lit..lef? Sir. No. The flute was mine. These were my Grandfather's. He was sent before me..." Tears flowed from his eyes. A hand gently laid itself over the pipes huddled in his arms.
    The radio crackled. In a soft and quite tone that caused everyone on the net stop the Colonel spoke again. "This is Regiment Actual. This one followed a piper out here knowing he would die. He comes from a line of pipers. He came to die but, by God he would do it on his feet and not his knees! That makes him a Scotsman to me. Let's have these walking Pansies here the sound that has driven our foe in terror since before our ancesters were savages painted blue. Sparky, Royal Tattoo 3412. Track 3 then shuffle. All crews, flags out if you insbordinate dogs have them." A scraping sound behind the driver caused him to turn. A section of patterened cloth hung there from a pole. It's vibrant blue/green/black pattern sharp against the pale clouds. Similar cloths in a blinding array of colors started to appear on the other vehicles.
    "Follow me."
    "This is called Scotland the Brave..."

    • @kleinjahr
      @kleinjahr 2 года назад +4

      Aye, the Campbells are coming!

    • @SergeyWaytov
      @SergeyWaytov 2 года назад

      Grrreat!

    • @petuniasevan
      @petuniasevan 2 года назад +2

      @@kleinjahr My clan! Cruachan!

    • @iLikeCoffee777
      @iLikeCoffee777 2 года назад +1

      @@kleinjahr I pray that the Campbell's clan name be wiped from this Earth! The atrocities of that d*mned clan ring across the ages to me. The people of this era I hold no hatred for, but I hold an everlasting hatred for what their ancestors did to my own clan!

    • @jacebralor71
      @jacebralor71 2 года назад

      This. Just... All of this. This is the way

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 2 года назад +248

    This story provides proof of the existence of God - how else could two entirely different species on entirely different planets come up with... BAGPIPES??

    • @peterwall8191
      @peterwall8191 2 года назад +34

      *That Other Guy*
      By infernal conspiracy of course! Surely it was some daemon, that inspired these poor deluded creatures into making than infernal noisemaker , blasphemers call a musical instrument.

    • @erushi5503
      @erushi5503 2 года назад +15

      Bagpipes supremacy

    • @nickfulton8173
      @nickfulton8173 2 года назад +29

      Bagpipes are either a beautiful instrument of unending throm or a reched noisemaker of ear splitting volume depending on the skill of the musician. A perfect analogy of the duality of man.

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 2 года назад +6

      Proof of God or proof of Satan?

    • @robertcross9863
      @robertcross9863 2 года назад +14

      Yes this does prove there's a God....and it also proves that they don't like ether of our species very much

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 2 года назад +28

    Sounds like a sequel to the Quiet Place movies. Humans were only held down for a few years. Some places like Cheyenne Mountain and the Greenbrier, and other similar bunkers, weren't damaged at all. When we came back, it was as an unstoppable wave of noise and firepower; with the John Churchills of the world marching out front, with their pipes and drums, longbows and broadswords. Four centuries later, we're planet hopping with the Death Angel's technology, wiping them out, one star system at a time.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 2 года назад +6

      Oh yeah, it does remind of the monsters from A Quiet Place!

    • @Vidguy112
      @Vidguy112 2 года назад +10

      Author here! Yup the aliens were inspired by the Quiet Place monsters! I've always felt a nagging urge to just... lash out at them. Like, we clearly have the capabilities... so I vented out my frustrations in this story I guess? haha

    • @westcoaststacker569
      @westcoaststacker569 2 года назад +1

      @@Vidguy112 Thank You, Haven't watched the Quiet Place, but really enjoyed your story.

    • @Wichitan
      @Wichitan Год назад

      I was thinking that this would be a few hundred years after 'The Quiet Place', after humanity had taken care of their local problem, re-built, then learned of the invaders attacking other worlds, and set about righting the universe. HFY!

  • @randolphphillips3104
    @randolphphillips3104 2 года назад +16

    I knew it was just a matter of time before we weaponized stadium rock. Heck, it was halfway there when it was written.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 года назад +6

    Starts with a bunny playing bagpipes and somehow gets even better

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 19 дней назад

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @mikethurman3147
    @mikethurman3147 2 года назад +31

    Pretty sure the alien piper was called:
    "Je-Thro Tuhl"

    • @robertschumacher2707
      @robertschumacher2707 2 года назад +6

      Just don't stand too close to him. He has Locomotive Breath.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 года назад

      @@robertschumacher2707 I think it was caused by his aqua lung

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 2 года назад +16

    Well you made me watch a bunch of bagpipe videos.
    Now I want to see massed pipes and drums lead a charge across an alien battle field.

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 2 года назад +2

      Bagpipes, when played correctly, are excellent for igniting willpower

  • @widdershins5383
    @widdershins5383 2 года назад +8

    This quiet offends Slaanesh, things shall get LOUD NOW.

  • @tristan.l.p703
    @tristan.l.p703 2 года назад +19

    I just realized the Invaders are death angels from the quiet place.

    • @XTheCronosX
      @XTheCronosX 2 года назад +5

      From what the story tells, they look like it. ...Just a bit smarter? (They have Tech 'n stuff, Broadcasting the "hunt and games")

    • @PoldaranOfDalaran
      @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 года назад +2

      That's what they reminded me of as well. Some differences, but much similarity.

    • @Sai.Hottari
      @Sai.Hottari 2 года назад +4

      When I first saw that movie I also thought about LRAD and other sound-based crowd control weapons. I feel like those would have been the ticket to dealing with the monsters.

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 2 года назад +39

    Loving the LRAD. This story is an inspiration to listen to rock and roll. HFY!

  • @reighniz4488
    @reighniz4488 2 года назад +6

    BAGPIPES! I LOVE BAGPIPES! How much do you want to bet his grandfather went out playing their species version of Scotland The Brave.

  • @ckl9390
    @ckl9390 2 года назад +7

    I thought this would be about the playlist of songs humans (stereotypically in HASO/HFY) use to simultaneously psych themselves up for battle and terrify the enemy.

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 2 года назад +33

    NGL I'd be pissed as hell if our galactic neighbors were forced into silence.

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 2 года назад +4

      Same, it would certainly be enough to make me choose violence

  • @arsenalxa4421
    @arsenalxa4421 2 года назад +9

    In a project I've been working on on and off, I'd thought of a miniature LRAD fitted to a combat cyborg as a counter metahuman weapon. Rather than engage at range, they activate them at arm's length.
    Then the cyborg starts throwing punches.

  • @brianmeadows1137
    @brianmeadows1137 4 дня назад

    Bagpipes is a better weapon than a Flute any day of the week!!!!

  • @2kkl4wz
    @2kkl4wz 2 года назад +33

    I have watched hundreds, maybe thousands of videos; I have seen quality ranging from shitposts to Cinematic masterpieces, and this one story here, this one video, deserves to be among THE best videos I have Ever watched. only two others have been placed in such a ranking, but your voice, the story, the drive for passion, the drive to keep a culture that is dying, and then the grand sense of power in the finale. I have never cried from just many paragraphs of text, but there is always a first time for anything.

    • @Vidguy112
      @Vidguy112 2 года назад +2

      Author here! Oh my god seriously? ;( Thank you so very much this means so much to me! Seriously! Like, I spent a literal week on this story. I had a direction I wanted to take it, but it was so difficult to pin down. I planned for it to only go about 2500 words at first but it ended up being much longer. I was so worried if it would seem clunky or awkward or anything but I'm so glad you feel the way you do about it! Honestly I didn't expect anyone to tear up at this since honestly, I was doubting whether or not it would be received as I had intended it to. ^^

    • @2kkl4wz
      @2kkl4wz 2 года назад +1

      @@Vidguy112 I love that there are people who care so much about telling stories like this. you are quite the author, I am glad I could see your amazing work. I hope you have a wonderful day, you deserve it.

    • @2kkl4wz
      @2kkl4wz 2 года назад

      I've watched this a few more times, and I stand by my point. This story bring me to tears when I listen, and drives a sense of power I love. Good work to you, author.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Год назад +1

      Also the music is rare.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Год назад +1

      ​@@Vidguy112 any chance of having a story with the song "we will rock you!"

  • @bacedih7273
    @bacedih7273 2 года назад +11

    oh man, thanks for reminding me of songs of war

  • @TheBenBen253
    @TheBenBen253 2 года назад +30

    This one had me all choked up. Awesome narration as always Agro! I hope your voice is doing better my friend.

    • @RichardsNickname
      @RichardsNickname 2 года назад +1

      How?

    • @RichardsNickname
      @RichardsNickname 2 года назад +1

      How did you make this comment 10 hours before he posted and also how did you see this one already?

    • @anthrolover100
      @anthrolover100 2 года назад +2

      @@RichardsNickname he's probably subed they get the videos early

  • @loganshaw4527
    @loganshaw4527 Год назад +1

    I knew we would use music as weapons in one of these stories.

  • @rossdavies8250
    @rossdavies8250 2 года назад +8

    I almost felt sorry for the invaders. Bagpipes!

  • @KouuToriProductions
    @KouuToriProductions Год назад

    I got to mess with a LRAD in the Navy. We ended up playing music on it when the exercise was over. Pretty awesome stuff.

  • @ballisticm0use72
    @ballisticm0use72 2 года назад +12

    Ah that random Minecraft animation from ages ago.

  • @lazyness3088
    @lazyness3088 Год назад

    This made me cry

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 2 года назад

    The power of Bagpipes!

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 года назад +1

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Uplifting song, uplifting story!

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 2 года назад

    Thanks

  • @foogee5403
    @foogee5403 10 месяцев назад

    Dann it took me long to find this story again!

  • @Karmasu_L
    @Karmasu_L 2 года назад

    I love the little rick and morty reference at the end.

  • @loganpotter6629
    @loganpotter6629 2 года назад

    UNLEASH THE UNIPIPER!!!!!

  • @dwarvengamesmith9726
    @dwarvengamesmith9726 2 года назад

    This was a beautiful story

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 года назад

    Thank you for the video.

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 2 года назад

    I absolutely love that story!

  • @ProfessorRaiParadox
    @ProfessorRaiParadox 2 года назад +4

    Flight of the valkyries?

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 года назад

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @pokemonpokemon4391
    @pokemonpokemon4391 2 года назад

    i kinda recognise that thumbnail

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 2 года назад

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 года назад +2

    neat

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 2 года назад

    [documented contact]

  • @richardhowells5804
    @richardhowells5804 2 года назад

    Beautiful.

  • @sevrono
    @sevrono 2 года назад

    reminds me of the quiet place aliens

  • @bewarethegreyghost
    @bewarethegreyghost 2 года назад

    "Then there was a thumping in the distance....."
    "WE LIKE TO PARTY, WE, WE LIKE TO PARTY....."

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 3 месяца назад

    I feel these "Soldiers" ought to revisit the "If they can see you, they can kill you" rule?

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @callisto1556
    @callisto1556 2 года назад

    DM good one

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @robertcross9863
    @robertcross9863 2 года назад +1

    All of the non placos in this tank are all various glow danios right?

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 года назад +1

    I imagine they were blasting Wolfpack by Sabaton. 🤣

  • @heebldorf5333
    @heebldorf5333 2 года назад

    If you want some good pixcs of ships search up Elite Dangerous screenshots

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    102nd, 31 March 2023

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 2 года назад

    Like 972.

  • @chiisan3776
    @chiisan3776 2 года назад

    LRAD is a real thing, but it's not, go watch Not What You Think's content about it, wonderful stuff

  • @LockandLoad79
    @LockandLoad79 2 года назад

    This story is mocking "A Quiet Place" series isn't it. 😂

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 2 года назад

    Beautiful

  • @patrickjvanhuffel
    @patrickjvanhuffel 2 года назад +2

    For the algorithm