Boyfriend: I'm breaking up with you because you're not funny enough Gloom: I KEPT YOUR BABY Gloom: you know what's funny me begging you to stay that's hilarious Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol
“Is there cheek school?? Oh there’s just Business school dental school and the law school. They don’t offer my fine art here. I may as well just keep on going with life😭 Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GLOOM: AHHH I FOUND A DUFFLE BAG! AFTER:ONLY $34🤦🏽♀️ After:Oh my dad died.... After:*goes back to duffle bag*ONLY $34 THIS HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE GLOOM! 👇
It said this when you watched the movie with your husband " You took your husband Antoine to the theater to see the Legend Of Jay Kubzscouts " now you have Cory, Azzyland , and now jay.
I like how Kassie blamed her husband for not being able to make a baby when literally guys can have babies no matter their age and women cant after they're 55 and she was 70 something lol
gloom:
I feel like a dog will make me happy
also gloom: so NO
Alison E. Lol
lol
What is this game
Keegyan Rutland BitLife lol
His craziness was almost full
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Kassie: IM NAMING IT SCREWY
Amelie Sharp LOL
@Lilz Playz w
Lol😆
"Whilst strolling through a park you witness a surfer dude robbing a bank."
Was the bank IN the park?
Maybe near the park.
Or it’s very secure that’s it’s built in the ocean
Lol
"I got paid in baby and now my baby's making me pay..."
-Gloom 2019 😂😂😂
Lol I said that to!!!
LOL 😂
222th likes
Probably the best thing she's said
*"and today I'm gonna make the worst mistakes in my entire life"...mood😂*
ミー me （╹◡╹）
Me everyday
Hey my whole entire life
What I say every morning b4 I get ready
(1-1)
"I'm going to make the worst decisions."
Graystillplays : *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
Lol,
Haha yep
Nah 1 Quintillion lol
:•)
@•Cassie• yes
Teacher: "And if you saw all your friends jumping off a bridge would you?"
Kassie: "Yes"
Teacher: WeLl GuEsS iLl DiE
If we go down then we go down together
They say you could be anything we'll fight like we are brothers
@FoxyCatGirl heits? 💀💀
Gurl,I Think You Meant Heights.
@@megami-megmegit was probably a spelling mistake dont need to be so rude
@@Melissa-ub4mh I. Ui
I love when you do the bitlife videos you just light up my day! Love you Kassie!
Galaxy Kat, don’t you spell it Cassie?
No, you dont
Galaxy Kat hi
@@crystalcheetahz9919 Her complete name is Kassima if I'm correct, she said in her draw my life video
Same
12:48
Your nephew married your best friend
O O F
oh no oh no oh no no no no no
OOF
@@addiedork5891 ???
OOF
Gloom: I want a baby!
Also Gloom: why is it failing?!
Age: 70
🤔
Heh yeah age
Quacker Jacks lol and she got a million kid but mots of them got aborted
Hotel: Trivago
Womans at 51 cant have babies anymore
Oof, me when i wanna go to the club but im 2 years old XD
21:07.
*Age:94*
I found a briefcase full of marijuana. I consumed it.
*immediately gets diagnosed with depression after consuming marijuana*
i saw that too
I died right on my chair laughing. WHO SAYS GRANNY CANT ALSO GET LIT?
Noooo
Mint Gal perfect 👌🏻👌🏻
Gloom: is 63
Gloom: “we need to have a kid now”
Logic
Basic logic
Menopause: Am I a joke to you?
Yes nice
Lol
Mom: If you see your friends jump off a bridge would you do it too?
Me: Yes mom, that’s how you bungee jump
Hammy Sarmie Ha ha ha.
McKenzie Dean Thanks I know it was
21:26 An Easter Egg - *The Legend Of Jay Kubzscouts*
Edit : ꒡ꆚ꒡ Thanks For the likes!
It's not an Easter egg
Polar Snowy Ok fine but it’s something that came by surprise.
Yes I saw that to
And 12:46 my nephew married Azzy land anndddd cory
The emoji look$ bad looks weird
"If you saw all your friends jump off a bridge, would you?"
Hunni please. I'd be the first one to jump
Me 2 I’d be like (insert friends name) come jump! **jumps off**
Not do it
I wouldint im too young
-Kitsune Eternal- how old are you?
Idrownedbefore
At 21:07 it says "I found a brief case of marijuana. I consumed it"😂😂😂😂
At *Age 94.*
No one’s gonna talk about this unicycle tho?
Sometimes, when your dance is too dancy, you gave to graduate from dance school to like, -wiggles cheeks-
-Kassie 2019
4:00
" Maybe.. Is there Cheeks School?" - Kassie
As soon as I read this comment she said that o-o oof
Ha you smack cheeks 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Elly Hazelton that is nothing. You need at least 1500-2000
lol
The way you make your boyfriend like you in a sec is you propose when you are like 14-25 but first you need to make it like you a little more
Hey
Doing this to look fames
That was a joke ok Ik it’s famous
‘The 100 baby challenge, I never choose it, it always chooses me.’ Gloom 2k19
Lol
Thumbnail : *”Mommy deleted your Fortnite.”*
Me : 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
NOOOOOOOOOO IM NERLEY LEVEL 6
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m at tier 100!!!!!!!!!
BunnyScotch YT I’m at level 1,000! Momma!
Preach BunnyScotch YT Preach! 😁 BOO FORTNITE
@@dessliqo NOOOOO WE HAVE A SHOW OFF
CORY I DONT WANT TO BUY YOU A CAR! *gets Honda commercial*
Poor CoryxKenshin
I got a Google commercial.
Molllusk LOL that's so funny I think she gonna but a car like LOL
I got a six flags one...
cOrY!
*BABY!*
“My father passed away?! Who puts 34 dollars in a duffle bag?”
*Slow claps*
And that’s what you’d call caring!
“Well, you know what, I call that natural selection.....I’m skipping the funeral”😂😂😂
I still remember when you were called *Gloom Games*
Same XD
Yasssss
Oof
Ye
Im new heee i didnt know she was called GLOOM GAMES
Gloom: *doing awkward dances*
Terry: That’s not even a dance
Me: Lol 😂
she was wiggling her cheeks
Her name is Kassie...her RUclips channel is Gloom
I love how kassie bitlife titles are like:
Really dark title.......in bitlife
I killed myself and everyone else!!.........in bitlife
"He's breaking up with me bc I'm not funny?! Ya know what's funny? Begging you to stay! Thats hilarious!" -Gloom
Yes it is
69 likes. 😏
Almost 100 likes!
“I Call that natural selection. I’m skipping the funeral” 😂😂😂
MorningStar 😂
👌🏼👏🏼👌🏼👏🏼👌🏼👏🏼
MorningStar I loved that part
Shelly Brown what
@@Yor_forger27 stop being RUDE to everybody. Judt Leave
Kassie-“It’s awful, it’s awful...”
Also Kassie less than a second later- “I’m going to refuse”
12:36 *"You are now dating Cory Kenshin"*
Samurai SLICE THAT LIKE BUTTON-
hahahahaha
Hahaha 😝😁
XD
80
Cory has no money I wonder why
Chocolate is kind of a messed up name for a dog if ya think about it, that'd be like naming a kid Poison lol
Sonic Anon yeah, cause chocolate kills dogs..
Mis E You have ruined that, just LEAVE.
Tbh sadly i have heard A LOT worse
So true
A kid named poison *sO mEtAl*
Gloom: He has no money!? But he has been uploading!? Me in 2020: Are you sure about that🤔
Before she died did anyone notice the movie was called The Legend Of Jay Kubzscouts
And...
@@michelleleveque4550 her boyfriend *irl* is called jay (I think)
@@hannah_m No. His name is Terry. And they are engaged!!
@@michelleleveque4550 he is her friend
21:07 “I found a briefcase of marijuana. I consumed it.” 😂 Cassie you ain’t slick
Mysteriously Me *Im a marijuana plant I can get you fudged up*
*and Im kAnYe wEsT*
Lol I saw that too
“If all your friends jumped off a bridge,would you?”
*tik tok instincts*
If we go down then we go Down together...
Lol
Lol
🎵*If we go down then we go down together*🎵 am I the only one who thought of that song right now
Me: *sings Paris*
@@michelleboyle7279 no as soon as i heard that comment i literallymade that up and sang that in my head LOL no joke
Boyfriend: I'm breaking up with you because you're not funny enough
Gloom: I KEPT YOUR BABY
Gloom: you know what's funny me begging you to stay that's hilarious
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol
Morgan Duvall LoL
xD!
This is the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment thank you so much
Lol
Ikr
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you
Yea there must be something special about that bridge
YoungXfox 0107 you cray cray
Ha
I have no friends
@Liliana Wortham lol thank you
I would, I want to die.
21:07
It says “I found a briefcase full of marijuana. I consumed it”
Oh Gloom, what is this self sabotage 😂
I'm a mess of a human being.
*WHO'S WITH ME!?*
wow ur so quirky
ME
mE
I'mA Weeaboo Not me.
I'mA Weeaboo I’m not an idiot. I don’t consider myself a mess of a human being
**only siblings die**
*AM I GOING TO OUTLIVE ALL OF MY BROTHERS?*
I better outlive my brothers
😂😂😂😂
U have my tik tok pfp lol
My sister is probally gonna outlive me since she's younger than me by a LOT
Oh no im probably gonna outlive a lot of my family because I'm one of the youngest...
Kassie: You know, when your dance is too... “dancey” Me: 🤨😂
"If your friends jumped off of a bridge would you?"
I would have jumped first
( I don't know why this got so many likes but thanks everyone)
Ooof
kimmy m same
There would be no friends to jump
@@nex3228 first of all how did you know
I wouldn't jump. Mainly so their deaths would be Reported to authorities, and they can be given proper burials.
Thumbnail Gloom: i deleted your fortnite
Me: thanks now i didnt have to deal with that cancer
The irony that the video is about making bad decisions and the character has 94% smarts 12:26
I’m so early that the video has 4 comments but I can’t even see them 😭 LOVE YOU KASSIE
Mariah Okane this always happens to me
I saw this when it was 4 mins before you typed this and 4 comments what a coincidence
WOW **applaud**
*The Legend Of Jay Kubzscouts*
xD
lol
“Is there cheek school?? Oh there’s just Business school dental school and the law school. They don’t offer my fine art here. I may as well just keep on going with life😭
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sarah Bristow I bet your face was 😐 the whole time
Purified Water well you are wrong because I did laugh
I was at that part when I saw your comment 😂
@@slay2887 ya
I love it how gloom says
“cmon Corey I know you still have it in ya”
*but ignores the fact he is 74😂*
Hey I'm ur first subscriber
Actually boys can have a baby at any age but girls stop being able to at 40
I laughed so hard when she said "MY DAUGHTER SCREWY?"
“which I’m not gonna study for once” - me in a nutshell
GLOOM: AHHH I FOUND A DUFFLE BAG!
AFTER:ONLY $34🤦🏽♀️
After:Oh my dad died....
After:*goes back to duffle bag*ONLY $34
THIS HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE GLOOM!
👇
Haha!
Stop begging for likes -_-
Well....you just want likes because 3.9M people love Cassie.
Please don’t beg for likes
Jam Jam, you are really begging for likes. Please stop.
tip: if you’re really NOT happy in bitlife, go to vacation, it really helps :)
thanks my person is always so depressed
Wow! Thank you! Oml!
Gloom: “but I want to be able to do this”
Terry: “ that’s not even a dance
Also Gloom: “ * laughs *“
Gloom: I’m pregnant!🤪💜
Also gloom: my boyfriends not the father!🤪💙
O.o
Oof
Lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Im just going to be a mess of human
Gloom 2019 what a inspiration to us all
Gloom: I only choreographed this and everybody likes this dance
Terry: Silently judging off screen
😂😂😂
Gloom: Awh Chocolate is such a cute name for a bull dog!
Me: Well dogs can’t eat chocolate so it’s like naming a kid poison XD
😂😂😂😂😂👭
So true
" Well there's a lot of azzy money, snazzy money to go around" -Gloom 2k19
Heheehehhehehe
2019*
Sadie's dad: *dies*
Kassie: Who puts $34 in a duffle bag?
*literally every 2 seconds:*
“ＣＯＲＹ”
While I was watching this a bit life commercial popped up 😂LOL
Lol same
____asif____
Same 😂 🤣
4:06
Kassie's reaction to the word "no" is priceless 😂
It said this when you watched the movie with your husband " You took your husband Antoine to the theater to see the Legend Of Jay Kubzscouts " now you have Cory, Azzyland , and now jay.
-finds a duffle bag that contained $34-
-father passes away-
WHO PUTS 34 DOLLARS IN A DUFFLE BAG!?
“IS THERE CHEEKS SCHOOL!?!?” XD
It's cheek schooerl
@@cloudiigiraffe67 spelled it wrong
If everyone jumped off a bridge suddenly would you?
PrObAbLy
-heather and veronica
Renegade Art
Waiwaiwait!
Do I smell heathers trash?
@@timberlee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Did know one else notice that at the end of it the movie Said ‘The Legend Of Jay Kubzscouts’ u had 2 youtuber Easter eggs!
Chicken nugget Queen don't forget azzyland
And Cory Kenshin!
She dded those people herself!!!🤣
...it’s a mod.
I feel like Kassie just predicted the Wednesday Addams dance lol
How is it anything like Wednesday
@@Kitconnor648 the dance just kinda reminded me of it.
MY LAST NAME IS CUMMINGS AHHHHH IM SADIE (lol but my actual name is Gracie)
Sourapples10 my last name is similar (guess 😱)
Sourapples10 the reason she made fun of the name Cummings is because it's an inappropriate term lol but at least u didn't experience the Sadie life
Emer Cummins sage? IDK
Emer Cummins.... Cummins?
I like how Kassie blamed her husband for not being able to make a baby when literally guys can have babies no matter their age and women cant after they're 55 and she was 70 something lol
her being 76: 🤔
I love how Terry just talks to you in the backround about what your doing 😂
Hi Gloom I love your videos so much I was just watching you!❤️
Lil DragonGurl same 😂
Same guys
Hey gloom, going on vacation gets your happiness up a lot. Lease like so she can see this!
HA YOU THOUGHT LOTS OF PEOPLE WOULD LIKE HAHAHAHAAA XD
Btw I liked ur comment
@@iinxkkiii6676 That's RUDE. Imagine if other people did that to you. Not okay. I liked your comment, Mattroid!
1. I didn't mean to put it in caps
2. That was ages ago
3. Hes just putting an excuse so people like
Instead of lease I bet you ment to say please.
2:45
This is what our mother's have trained us for .
Lol 😂
3:22 “I wanna like eventually be able to go like this, but I wanna be able to do it really fast”
Me: *tries to do it really fast*
Boyfriends name: Caleb
Kids random name: Finn
CALEB FINN FANS WHERE YA AT
Roblox Gamer HEREEEEEE
Roblox gamer HERE BOI
Kassie: my father passed away?
Also Kassie: who puts 34 dollars in a duffel bag!?
14:49
I HAD TO LAUGH SO HARD, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS GLOOM
Yass I love the bitlife videos! You always make me smile and laugh, especially when you collab with Azzy
Me: sees the Thumbnail
the mom on the Thumbnail: mommy deleted your fortnight! The kid: Am mad
I love this video so much! 💞 love your kitty ears by the ways 💗
I love you bitlife videos!!!
12:11 well you know I call that natural selection 😂
Love u Gloom! 🧡💖🧡💖💙💚💛💜🧡💜💛🧡💙💛💜🧡💛💚💛🧡🧡❤💖❤💖❤💖❤💖💗💜💙🧡💞💞💞💞💗💗💙💜💚🧡💚❤❤💓 pls keep making Bitlife vids!!!!
Do the 100 babies challenge but as a man so u can keep hooking up w/ ppl and having babies after 50
they made it really had, kids are sooo much in bitlife now. I did it again and was in debt with a job with ten kids
Simple Simmer once my bff had 47 kids
@@inactive6155 yeah before the update I had like 50 kids and 50 grandkids on a low salary job in a one bedroom house
"Everything is going GREAT! :D"
*5 seconds later*
"Terrible service"
NICE ONE BITLIFE
“Would you jump off a bridge if all your friends did?”
Me: Of COUrSE ID LovE TO BrEaK MY LeGs
Okay...?
Lol
No one gonna talk about how the movie she’s seeing at 21:25 is ‘The Legend Of Jay Kubzscouts’??
‘I’m gonna die of sadness!’
I didn’t know Kassie was Padmé Amidala
“Theres enough azzy money shnazzy money to go around”
“Pockets lookin funny when you makin azzy money” 😂
Kassie: Cory’s been uploading.
his fans in 2020: Am i a joke to you?
If Gloom was actually in Bitlife and in real life her looks stats would be 100% lol love you so much Kassie!!
21:26 The Legend of Jay kubz scouts
The triangle tattoo is the Deathly Hallows symbol.
Hello my fellow PotterHeads
3:02
who said they'll be the ones jumping off first-
Hi! Gloom! I’m new to the Channel! and I love watching your videos!
Your punctuation is umm 👌
Cool
Gloom: ok I’m not having this baby ( continues having baby’s and getting a abortion)
Also gloom: come on Cory we have to have this BABY!!!
I can NOT get over how awesome your hair looks in this video.
My enemy is called Sadie.
I made so many jokes from the name.
Txlxnt tell some!
Sad ie
Meh name is sadie ☹️😑