LOL Idol: Episode 3. Now With 50% More inappropriateness. | Swiftor
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LOL Idol: Episode 3. Now With 50% More inappropriateness. | Swiftor
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"im not racist but let me tell you a racist joke i found funny"
Sts called having a sense of humor, not being racist lol. 8 years later😂
"alright...ghost"
"women`s rights"
LOL
I failed my biology test today, when the test asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the right answer.
6:10 my fav moment
Their was a Mexican, a japenese, and an American person on top of a building. The japenese person threw off rice and said "we have too much of this in our country. The Mexican threw of a sumbraro and said,"we have too many of these in our country" Then the American through off the Mexican and said"We have too many of these in our country."
So a Mexican, an Asian, and a American are in a plane and the plane is going down. The Mexican got a crate of tacos and said "we have too much of this in our country." then throws it out of the plane. Then the Asian got a crate of rice and said "we have too much of this in our country." Then threw it out of the plane. Then the American got the Mexican and said "we have too many of this in our country." and throws the Mexican out the plane.
Heard it, laughed. Read your comment, shook my head. Posted this comment, and now I'm satisfied.
How to get veiws 101
@the tree joke at the start
>Terrible joke
>Everyone laughed at it
>Gets shot
logic
9:45 best streak of jokes ever
The Dr.King joke was hurtful 😞
Yeah
Shut the hell up kid
Nickhaddog11 You're kinda late to reply bud.
Nickhaddog11 Faggots* You're*. Also try to make use of commas, they might help you later in life.
+Nickhaddog11 (Nickhaddogtrolling) Listen pal your one of those pricks calling other people kid and cussing like you're cool when in reality you're like 7 so do me a favor pal......get a life. Have a nice day bud!
"Overly sexual jokes are gonna get you killed.....no no I love racist jokes in fact I encourage them" hahahahahahah
how many Jews can you fit in a car.
two in the front two in the back and a million in the ash tray
I'm so sorry I needed too
sorry needed to
+thepathfinder man
How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A dustpan
Swift is glad and so is the character he is playing as
Q; whats worst then locking ur keys in ur car in front of an abortion clinic?
A; walking in and asking for a coat hanger.
"Ask me if im a tree" "Are you a tree?" "No LOL 3:44
a joke i would say is : there is a plane about to crash and there is no chance of survival. inside a woman stand up and takes here clothes off and says "is there any men in the plane that want to make me feel like a woman" and a man stands up and takes of his clothes and says "here iron this".
Asian joke at the end was used before as well as the nightmare one.
csnow:"ask if im a tree"
swiftor:"are you a tree"
csnow:"no"
BOOM
Hey, there's a difference between being funny and being offensive. One day, you'll be telling a joke that you think is innocent, and two minutes later, you'll be holding an ice pack to your face.
Yeah I know right! And that joke was said already too!
3:45 cS SNOW:ask me if im a tree
SWIFTOR:are u a tree
cS SNOW:no
SWIFTOR:(POW!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The one that said the Martin Luther King Jr. Joke used it from a previous episode.
12:12 is from that movie with Ashton Kutcher
The condom joke made me rofl was not ready for that one
lol mishi's LAST JOKE is hilarious
The tree joke actually was the best...
Last joke of the first set cracked me up :)
I love that last joke
Theres always that one guy.
"ask me if im a tree" "are you a tree" "no"
best ending so far poor swiftor
Yes and how do you get 5 babies into a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? With tortilla chips......that one was really good too.
It's like they're all robots, reading from a script.
How are Christmas trees and priests similar?
They're ball are just for decoration
They do give warnings at the beginning
-knock knock
-whos there
-chesterfield
-chesterfield who
-chersterfield me so i punched him
swiftor heres a joke.
A german solider is hiding in a barn. all he sees is a pile of sauerkraut. so he starts to eat it. about half way through his meal the farmer walks in. he says,why are you eating horse shit and hay? then the soldier replies, i thought it was sauerkraut. it looks smells and taste alike.
Martin Luther King Jr. - "I Have a Dream" speech.
in the semi final round mishi said the 4 mexican joke it can also be (what do you call for mexicans in quick sand quatro sincko)
what do a bloned and a turtle have in common, once they get on their back their screwed
The Whale one made me laugh so frekin hard!!!
LoL Idol ep4 should be in one of the new DLC maps
What's the difference between a black man and a white man?
You can tell the difference between white men
EVERY ONE HELP SWIFTOR NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER
Being spanish and asian doesn't justify not being racist. Thats like implying that you have to be white to be racist when you joke about another race.
elevator bro, thats the elevator one
A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama.
I got kicked out of the library the other day for moving the women's rights books to the fiction section
the shark one twisted my ankle. xD
Did you get the "now with 50% more" thing from Cocoa Puffs
Martin Luther king was used in a previous episode lol
Q: What does a homeless guy do when he uses the computer?
A: Check the trash bin
3:52 why did you kill him that was hilarious
Why did the chicken cross the road? The street he was on there was a McDonald's that had a chicken mc nugget sale.
the neighbor one was used already
18:47 Window Stalker
Q.What do you cal a black woman about to give an abortion?
A. A crime stopper
That was used in the first one
?
In the first episode it was used
? are you sure? i didnt know that but ok thanks
what's the difference between a mexican and an elevator? an elevator can raise a kid
i think that you should have a championship. you have the winners return to battle it out
... Talk your foot of his head? What the hell does that mean?
Whats green and has wheels?
GRASS I was lying about the wheels.
please do this dayly
Because he loves toast
Ask me if im a tree (Are you a tree) No.
i got one
i went to a wedding and an elderly person tapped me on the shoulder and said that will be u next so i started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Back when you could get away with saying anything racist and not have to worry about people who aren’t that race getting offended
23:52 i cant stop laughing
ask me if im a tree
Switor: are you a tree
No
POW
prones joke is from a movies guess whos comingto dinner
MISHI IS THE FUNNIEST WOMAN EVER!
He saids that all the black jokes were messed up but he didn't care about the Mexican jokes
I actually liked the tree joke.
There is a spider some were on you're monitor.
you got that one from ifunny
I thought it was a newspaper..
2:38 SIDEAREMS4REASON
I found a book about women's rights in the library, it was in the fiction section.
Im mexican but christmas one made me laugh with tears
diablo said it wrong its batman can go in a store without robin
what runs faster than a black guy with a TV on his hands?
His brother with the DVD....
Did anybody else wait for him to get his killstreaks?
If I was there I would wait 10 secs after he asked me to tell a joke and then say sandwhich
Ask me if am a tree. Are you a tree? No... Immediately got shot made me lol
That was used in the first or second episode.
what u call a chinies receptionist typing
2840 look at mishi's eyes
this was on my bros birthday the day before mine
Funny if they all decide to run up to him and mob him
Smitty is a legend looool
my fav how do u know when a black was using ur computer it wasnt there
The bald characters look like swiftor
Mishi has amazing jokes. xD
thats a will ferrel tweet -_-
mishii u legend
The girl repeated but of course he doesn't shoot her..
i got one so a church needs someone to ring the church bell. so this boy offers to run his into the bell every afternoon one day the boy misses and fall the police ask the priest if he knew the boy the priest said "THAT BOYS FACE RINGS A BELL"
strawberry one is he best
q: why were there only 2000 mexicans at the alamo?
A: They only had four trucks
The man ran into the doctors office naked and he said doctor doctor and the doctor said before you start I can clearly see your nuts
THE LAST TO !!!!!!! 11:45
Q: Why do black people only have nightmares A: Because we shot the only one with a dream