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  • @spinningchurro
    @spinningchurro 9 месяцев назад +296

    0:25
    Adam clarifying that Nick is yelling at the cat will always be hilarious to me.

    • @thatguyknownaswill8180
      @thatguyknownaswill8180 8 месяцев назад +17

      his best bit

    • @gastronauta4362
      @gastronauta4362 6 месяцев назад +11

      I honestly thought that Nick was talking to Adam.

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 5 месяцев назад +12

      People don’t understand the genius that is Adam. Typically it’s known as the “straight” man but Adam made it hella gay

  • @ShamankingZuty
    @ShamankingZuty 2 года назад +449

    I'm using this as a source for my history report.

    • @icarusearthbound
      @icarusearthbound 2 года назад +23

      A+
      Also I’m gay

    • @davidm2031
      @davidm2031 2 года назад

      I hear skool is pretty gay now, so you should get an 'A'

    • @jdt617
      @jdt617 2 года назад

      🫡

    • @jdsw970
      @jdsw970 Год назад +8

      I’m using this to beat

    • @davidparker8978
      @davidparker8978 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raharuko
    @raharuko 2 года назад +233

    totally thought adam was fucking with the wires

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 2 года назад +3

      Best comment

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers Год назад +8

      That tone is when he’s hilarious. On Defense. Like the Israelis!

  • @derrick_v
    @derrick_v Год назад +172

    I always love hearing a Nick v Adam fact off. Stav on the sidelines, "is that true"?!?

    • @Iog0ut
      @Iog0ut 9 месяцев назад +5

      The only truth was how good Lebanon food is

    • @eedoamitay3341
      @eedoamitay3341 7 месяцев назад

      with the occasional "was that guy fucking? he had to be fucking right?"

  • @iamgubbler95
    @iamgubbler95 2 года назад +132

    Adam's nettin' yahoos left and right

    • @iamgubbler95
      @iamgubbler95 Год назад +4

      Ayo, Ye stole my joke!

    • @mad1337nes
      @mad1337nes Год назад +2

      @@iamgubbler95 got his ass, ye 2024

  • @burddriscoll2714
    @burddriscoll2714 Год назад +112

    stav thinking that saudi arabia should have stopped the nakba because “they have indoor mountains” is just so good

  • @zaltonian
    @zaltonian 2 года назад +183

    I believe this is a fan requested item. Which shows how much Nick cares about fans and being gay.

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад +3

      Normally Nick goes in way deeper, but you can clearly hear hè is eating. And Adam probably knows the details better

  • @NotDaveGahan
    @NotDaveGahan 2 месяца назад +24

    Bug: “There’s good people in Israel”
    Nick: “Yeah, they’re called Palestinians”

  • @willrrrr
    @willrrrr 2 года назад +139

    this was great, just as educational as Hamilton

    • @godinapaul2
      @godinapaul2 2 года назад +26

      Just as gay too

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 Год назад +6

      @@godinapaul2 idk that's a pretty tall order to achieve

    • @thatguyknownaswill8180
      @thatguyknownaswill8180 8 месяцев назад

      @@grimble4564i think it’s gayer

    • @Supermoneygang12
      @Supermoneygang12 6 месяцев назад

      @@grimble4564Adam will always win in the event of a gay-off

  • @axelbaker8737
    @axelbaker8737 2 года назад +193

    That was actually fascinating. I’ve always wanted to learn the history but never had the patience.

    • @broidk8291
      @broidk8291 Год назад +44

      to answer the question stav kept asking and not getting answered. israel has won so many wars bc of a fuck ton of funding and training from the west mostly the US and UK

    • @josephwallace202
      @josephwallace202 Год назад +13

      ​@broidk8291 also a lot of those Arab nations fought each other at times

    • @smokedubs
      @smokedubs Год назад +15

      @@josephwallace202 yeah and nick saying the gaza strip should be renamed the friendzone is the best bit

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 10 месяцев назад

      Hey whoa germany givves them shittons too
      Also there were ijewidh settlers before 1948
      The German Kaiser sent the zionist settlers a few Locomotives and helped them build tracks fromm the coast inwards
      But i guess that has been somehow missed

    • @JewsusMalone
      @JewsusMalone 9 месяцев назад

      This is not history lol Jews have lived in Jerusalem for thousands of years

  • @harrylimeracketeer
    @harrylimeracketeer Год назад +44

    Ethnic friendzoning is such a good line

  • @enjoyer6201
    @enjoyer6201 2 года назад +79

    Nickipedia is always accurate

  • @crimesguy
    @crimesguy 2 года назад +20

    You a real one for reuploading this upon request

  • @Joemama-so1hu
    @Joemama-so1hu 2 года назад +70

    Love the chewing episodes

  • @SirSponge941
    @SirSponge941 Год назад +48

    the worst part of the pod was the era when nick thought it was epic and badass to chew into the mic. bro was trying so hard to act like he didnt care about the pod near the end

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Год назад +5

      Was it

    • @Robb1977
      @Robb1977 10 месяцев назад +2

      reminds me of the o&a days where they thought eating tacos in the mic was entertaining.

  • @zackhawn5944
    @zackhawn5944 2 года назад +115

    7:20 They got good at war because they have the backing of the largest military hegemony in history

    • @jwarrior2011
      @jwarrior2011 2 года назад +1

      As do Egypt and Saudi Arabia yet they both sucked. Not to mention Jordan and Syria who got help from France and Russia lmao

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад +36

      40 billion every year of American tax money

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert Год назад +30

      ​@@deeznutz8320 remember the 40 billion

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp Год назад +3

      To be fair, Israel also had air domination. Which was also around the time people. realized, especially in the middle east, air domination is the only thing you need.

    • @zackhawn5944
      @zackhawn5944 Год назад +44

      @@Leon-zu1wp Air superiority performed with US aircraft, US training, US weapons, US intelligence, US Generals and advisors, performed with US air doctrine.
      Israel couldn't keep aircraft in the sky without the US there to provide and pay for literally everything.

  • @tehrobotjesus
    @tehrobotjesus 2 года назад +67

    Is this a safe space for me to be gay?

  • @Dubsaveli
    @Dubsaveli Год назад +25

    Thank you so much for the educational material! I plan to share this with my 8th World Geography students during our unit on the Middle East!

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 7 месяцев назад

      Have the kids revolted? Radicalizing them.

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 2 месяца назад +4

    Netenyahu isn’t even his real name. They all use fake last names to sound like they aren’t European.

  • @denniss9556
    @denniss9556 2 года назад +73

    I’m gonna show this to my group on my birthright trip

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад +19

      The H3H3 way of getting a wife

    • @southerndiscomfort171
      @southerndiscomfort171 Год назад +2

      @@deeznutz8320
      the adult talking about youtube gossip way of getting a deep cover agent

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 Год назад +11

      @@southerndiscomfort171 the RUclips commenter way of expressing paranoid schizophrenia

    • @broidk8291
      @broidk8291 Год назад

      have fun in apartheid land :) !!

  • @ken_caminiti
    @ken_caminiti 2 года назад +20

    Ethnic friend-zoning. 😂😂😂

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 2 года назад +33

    Was half expecting adam to go off about the liberty incident lol.

  • @handyalley2350
    @handyalley2350 2 года назад +45

    This is more accurate than wikipedia

  • @mo3k
    @mo3k Год назад +83

    As a Palestinian-American, not only does this make me love the boyz even more but I SWEAR-i was literally sitting down at a table in Firehouse Subs and pressed play. So not only was I shooketh at the historical accuracy but when he said Firehouse subs as I was literally biting into a sub…I lost my shit! what tf r the chances lol

  • @bh-0330
    @bh-0330 Год назад +7

    Schlomo White actually got me, surprised at Stavros with that one.

  • @bigboy-ph1wo
    @bigboy-ph1wo 2 года назад +16

    stav don’t bring up food challenge

  • @TheNumberTwelve
    @TheNumberTwelve Год назад +24

    Stav completely believing Golda Meir is from Wisconsin LOL I love how sad he sounds towards the end, “damn, Egypt and Jordan couldn’t fuck them up? Man…” lol 🇵🇸

    • @Aloysius2113
      @Aloysius2113 10 месяцев назад +10

      i mean she was born in ukraine but moved to wisconsin when she was still a child and grew up there. she didn't move to british palestine until she was in her 20s.

  • @sykologica
    @sykologica 4 месяца назад +5

    "99% overlap with our culture" is crazy

  • @SpecterJoe
    @SpecterJoe 2 года назад +19

    This is getting taken down immediately lol

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 года назад +4

      @@thesquee1838 your teacher is very based, the belfour declaration was never taught in my class

    • @saucejohnson4105
      @saucejohnson4105 2 года назад +4

      @@deeznutz8320 it wasn't taught in your 5th grade history class.

    • @stfuomgdude
      @stfuomgdude 2 года назад

      @@thesquee1838 wild

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад

      @@saucejohnson4105Nah but i'm not American, we also never got taught the horrors of the Soviet Union.
      Just shows who educated us huh?

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад

      @@thesquee1838 Wow Tnx for sharing

  • @bobeinstein3131
    @bobeinstein3131 2 года назад +13

    They had plans for Uganda and Madagascar, but never Ethiopia

    • @redcast104
      @redcast104 Год назад +4

      yeah he said idi amin so maybe he meant uganda

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад +3

      @@redcast104 Yeah hè meant Uganda, fun fact Ide Amine killed Netanyahu's brother who tried to take over the captured airport.
      Netanyahu himself was part of the rescue mission

    • @sneedle252
      @sneedle252 Год назад

      I think Mussolini had the idea of making it one part of Ethiopia

  • @St.Smitty
    @St.Smitty Месяц назад +2

    I like how Adam's point of contention is that Nick was off by 10yrs in the "timeline"

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 28 дней назад +1

      right. and nick got his ass with that too lol

    • @St.Smitty
      @St.Smitty 28 дней назад

      @@samaraisnt he just can't help but be a fuckin bug, even when admitting to Israel's atrocities

  • @Blitzoir
    @Blitzoir Год назад +9

    I expected the boys to do more with "Trans Jordan"

  • @JackMannerheim
    @JackMannerheim 5 месяцев назад +3

    Stav puts on his intellectual voice to say "I see" about 500 times in this clip

  • @notputtingmynamehere
    @notputtingmynamehere 9 месяцев назад +5

    Adam is an expert on which countries have oil and which don't

  • @dashielllarson-harris2551
    @dashielllarson-harris2551 3 месяца назад +5

    Adam lowk defending Israel

    • @postnutrage
      @postnutrage 2 месяца назад +1

      probably the bias he was raised with, but he seems to know what’s up

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 28 дней назад +1

      i was surprised cause he claims to have unlearned that stuff way back in college…

  • @somesandman8328
    @somesandman8328 Год назад +6

    I used to think that Jerusalem was a person and had the exact thought of “I’d fuck Jerusalem up if I ever see him”

  • @stanleysmooth
    @stanleysmooth Год назад +13

    This is like 45% accurate which is impressive

  • @derkaderkdd5620
    @derkaderkdd5620 7 месяцев назад +4

    12 minutes of Adam defending the war in Gaza. Typical Adam

  • @travis1043
    @travis1043 2 года назад +5

    It's funny how they released this gem on "Yom Kippur".
    😆

  • @caymuscairns6845
    @caymuscairns6845 2 месяца назад +1

    Adam's account of the Israel/Palestine situation is actually very accurate. Just kinda glossed over for Stav's 1000 yard brain.

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 2 года назад +31

    Whos the guy laughing

  • @adultadulturson7142
    @adultadulturson7142 2 года назад +192

    “They wanted to build the suez canal” it’s funny how Adam is supposed to be the know it all of the show and yet still occasionally says glaringly wrong things

    • @DogFoxHybrid
      @DogFoxHybrid Год назад

      They all don't know shit but that's what makes it funny

    • @erikberg1148
      @erikberg1148 Год назад +28

      As compared to nick knowing nothing about the topic lol

    • @benitofranklyn4237
      @benitofranklyn4237 Год назад +4

      Occasionally? Did he ever get something right?

    • @helpIthinkmylegsaregone
      @helpIthinkmylegsaregone Год назад +40

      @@benitofranklyn4237 He said that Israel would use white phosphorus in retaliation for Ye's comments, which is at least right in spirit

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers Год назад +1

      This is actually fact

  • @sirlottawin
    @sirlottawin 10 месяцев назад +4

    This is actually educational

  • @postnutrage
    @postnutrage 2 месяца назад +1

    this is my comfort video

  • @gelmibson883
    @gelmibson883 3 месяца назад +2

    I blame the Hassid Sam Hyde for planting the idea of eating on the mic makes u edgy.

  • @Bodycountunknown
    @Bodycountunknown Год назад +8

    The chewing sound makes this unlistenable and infuriates me because I'm gay.

  • @Z-J-
    @Z-J- Год назад +2

    00:46 Adam channeling his inner Nick

  • @Trumpisgod
    @Trumpisgod 2 месяца назад +1

    “Who died though?”
    “A bunch of British people”
    “Okay that’s good. I’m with that. “ 🤣🤣🤣
    Also I’m gay

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 2 года назад +19

    Nick dropping blue pills adam dropping redpills. Interesting clip.

  • @NS-uh3dq
    @NS-uh3dq 4 месяца назад +3

    Transjordan Jensen

  • @justinring5172
    @justinring5172 2 года назад +9

    I'm gay too

  • @EliteKnight97
    @EliteKnight97 8 месяцев назад +1

    It wasn’t gay until Adam was born

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 3 месяца назад +1

    Well its official. Im forever gay for listening to this.

  • @Sunday_fits
    @Sunday_fits 10 месяцев назад +1

    How about that guys, Tel Aviv to SMD

  • @T4SelNiNO
    @T4SelNiNO 2 года назад +9

    Who here is gay like me?

  • @deddmeme
    @deddmeme 3 месяца назад

    Ah yes, Salah. The worlds best football player.

  • @RandyButternubbss
    @RandyButternubbss 8 месяцев назад +9

    Free Palestine

  • @deeznutz8320
    @deeznutz8320 Год назад +47

    4:21 There is no oil in Israel
    There is now since they colonized the Golan heights

    • @rykwon4535
      @rykwon4535 4 месяца назад +4

      And now they have that juicy oil off the coast of Gaza, with a cool pier built from bone dust.

    • @franklinshepardinc
      @franklinshepardinc 3 месяца назад +1

      Honestly its so bad over there right now i think they may be liquefying 4-year-olds. Sorta like "if peanut oil is made of peanuts than whats baby oil made of?"

  • @Not_cee
    @Not_cee Год назад +1

    I love u stav

  • @danieladams1613
    @danieladams1613 4 месяца назад

    Why is the title for this video different now?

  • @stefanmironov6405
    @stefanmironov6405 7 месяцев назад +8

    free Pakistan

  • @philiproszak1678
    @philiproszak1678 10 месяцев назад

    I love Nick eating on mic.

  • @ericbowers9307
    @ericbowers9307 Год назад +3

    Go birds

  • @zn1744
    @zn1744 3 месяца назад +1

    Adam a known biiig net n yahoo guy

  • @Fung43
    @Fung43 2 года назад +2

    Not philly, grew up in cheltenham, don’t besmirch our name

  • @tmsphere
    @tmsphere 6 месяцев назад +1

    The best thing was that they were all gay so it worked out.

  • @tehkittenmaster
    @tehkittenmaster 2 года назад +7

    J tube won’t like this one

  • @28gs28gs
    @28gs28gs 5 месяцев назад +1

    11:09 hahhaha haha

  • @tmsphere
    @tmsphere 6 месяцев назад

    This podcast made me wish I was gay but I'm still trying, I am determined.

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Год назад

    Golda Meier I thought grew up in Minnesota.

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp Год назад +2

      Milwaukee, Wisconsin

    • @KR-ki9hw
      @KR-ki9hw 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks, I did not know that.@@Leon-zu1wp

  • @dhomtepushkes
    @dhomtepushkes Год назад +3

    Gaza the friend zone 😂😂😂

  • @2011ADRO
    @2011ADRO 2 года назад +5

    oy vey im gay

  • @sortahungry8217
    @sortahungry8217 5 месяцев назад

    I genuinely hate hearing people eat so close to my ear hole but god damn im gay

  • @evangrey8179
    @evangrey8179 Год назад

    Sean Weiss

  • @MichaelTorres-b2v
    @MichaelTorres-b2v Год назад

    The Gaza landing strip.

  • @MoDeegroes
    @MoDeegroes Год назад +1

    Adam actually beat Nick there

    • @isosceleskramer9565
      @isosceleskramer9565 8 месяцев назад +1

      Much like the Israelis in 1948, Adam overcomes the seemingly impossible in defeating a foe of overwhelming proportions 🇮🇱🕍🇮🇱

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj 10 месяцев назад

    Wow. I never knew the history was this gay!

  • @ProWalter2
    @ProWalter2 Год назад +5

    Real talk tho, Israel getting a dub out of the 6 Day War and claiming the Sinai pinninsula is a major achievement considering it was a 5v1 difference

    • @tipshaun3630
      @tipshaun3630 Год назад +7

      Technically 3v1 since the Saudis and the Iraqis didn't fully participate but only sent support troops

    • @ProWalter2
      @ProWalter2 Год назад +1

      @@tipshaun3630 ah good point, I had assumed they were directly involved since they sent military aid

    • @fightinglionenjoyer4503
      @fightinglionenjoyer4503 Год назад +7

      More like an America v 5 difference

    • @fuzzytransmissionman
      @fuzzytransmissionman 3 месяца назад +3

      "Well when you dont play by the rules..."

  • @herbslobodov
    @herbslobodov 2 года назад +6

    Haha Adam would be so lazy he doesn't know anything about the one Jewish state. Nakba happened after the war which was declared by Arab league in response to israel declaring independence, majority weapons for 48 came from Czech shipments/operation balek, and 1967 was again a war declared on Israel. Its honestly a great bit that Idam is just so much more of a lib then a jew.

    • @herbslobodov
      @herbslobodov 2 года назад

      @BeepBoop_54 This show is definitely progress for fellas being comfortable with themselves.

    • @phonixzero
      @phonixzero Год назад +4

      Hell yeah dude

    • @miracleyang3048
      @miracleyang3048 Год назад

      Israel started the 1967 without declaring the war even, they just claim it was a pre-emptive strike

  • @solomonomusic
    @solomonomusic 2 года назад +6

    so much of this is so factually incorrect lol

  • @andreiiancu2501
    @andreiiancu2501 11 месяцев назад +4

    Finaly a good take on Israel

  • @jwhis999
    @jwhis999 Год назад +5

    You can't organize an attack on a place if the place you're attacking is jamming all your communications. Then you just send in the fighter jets to pick off the confused groups of ground troops and tanks. They should make a video game called The 6 day war. P.S. I'm gay

  • @kennethbranson4711
    @kennethbranson4711 Год назад +1

    The Jews chose to go there, not the British. Gotta keep the gay history accurate.

  • @skeyron5387
    @skeyron5387 Год назад +9

    Jizzreal

  • @sara-yk1sq
    @sara-yk1sq Год назад +9

    You never heard of Nasser from Egypt. He was a socialist leader that got sacked by the U S through saudi politicians. He was so close to liberating palestine but no one supported him

  • @harleymarshall6929
    @harleymarshall6929 3 месяца назад +1

    I love when nick has no regard for the audience to the point of openly smacking and chewing his food while speaking. 😍 disgusting mouth noises directly in my ear pls

  • @SPACECOWBOY705
    @SPACECOWBOY705 2 года назад

    lol whats with cats and rubbing themselves against wires?