Chinese Dad Accidentally Offs His Son with Sword Over Poor Grades (ft. Johnny Chang)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @tinabeee7350
    @tinabeee7350 Год назад +129

    All jokes aside, I feel like there’s some actual healing that take place in convos like these. Shared experiences, shared trauma, collective healing. I love to see it.

  • @sumoelment
    @sumoelment Год назад +69

    There’s always such good energy when Johnny is present. Even if it’s emotional content, the vibe is entertaining and informative. 🙏🏼🥰

  • @HeatherWho11.10
    @HeatherWho11.10 Год назад +113

    Accidentally?! I imagine it takes a little force and isn't as smooth as cutting butter...

    • @iBeatBoxz8
      @iBeatBoxz8 Год назад +16

      Right, u don’t shoot someone a couple times and say it’s an accident.

    • @pinefilms3141
      @pinefilms3141 Год назад +1

      its a prank bro

    • @god6815
      @god6815 Год назад +1

      Something you’d like to share with the class?

  • @dankboidonk
    @dankboidonk Год назад +28

    I love the emotion joe puts behinds his words and actions.

  • @williamtang1636
    @williamtang1636 Год назад +377

    Use me as a like button for more Johnny content

    • @esth7
      @esth7 Год назад

      🙌🔥

  • @jasonlee0290
    @jasonlee0290 Год назад +27

    I can imagine the dad would still argue with him after he stabbed his son...
    Dad: Haiyaaa! Why you dying?! It's because you FAILURE!
    Son: Nah dad... you failure!

  • @molly4885
    @molly4885 Год назад +44

    As crazy as my parents were growing up in an Asian-1st American Generation household, I could never imagine pointing a gun at them 😅

  • @weweweLit
    @weweweLit Год назад +10

    Asian dad: "my son can not be a disgrace to the family if he is dead."

  • @gaguchan8263
    @gaguchan8263 Год назад +10

    7:05 I'm glad this is one of the things about my culture that I wasn't really ashamed of growing up. I still call my brother "big bro" in Canto out of respect

  • @damnphoreal7389
    @damnphoreal7389 Год назад +25

    Johnny chill af

  • @koolburn5218
    @koolburn5218 Год назад +19

    Johnny is a great guest, awesome dude

  • @sugahbabydoll1
    @sugahbabydoll1 Год назад +7

    I am a hairstylist & let me just say witnessing how parents interact with their kids, reveals a lot in that short time frame. Even the people around you are ready to reveal their own tempers. I've had people yell, hold down their kids until they turn red, yell at their kids, or people say, "man if it was me, I'd smack my kid, at least they come out with a good haircut. Sad sad thing. To desire so much for something that you would be willing to risk your kids life for it. Careful.

  • @richardsinasone6813
    @richardsinasone6813 Год назад +9

    The days my mom use to tell me to go pick out what she’s gonna whoop me with 😂😂😂

  • @HaUynH24
    @HaUynH24 Год назад +22

    We learn more about Johnny every time he comes on

  • @e17th_
    @e17th_ Год назад +13

    That was the best end of video ever 😂

  • @Dominicwylai
    @Dominicwylai Год назад +15

    OMFG!! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichelleLuvsYa105
    @MichelleLuvsYa105 Год назад +45

    Im glad I am not the only one who got chased around and threatened with a meat cleaver. Thank u bart n nick for being relatable for me 🥲 All over my adhd butt not wanting to sit still and practice piano 😌 ahhh, effective parenting, me screaming crying running around for my life traumatized, locked myself in the bathroom and sat on top of the toilet sure my mother was going to kill me as she slides the cleaver back and forth under the door like a damn horror movie villain.

  • @krim8889
    @krim8889 Год назад +6

    Johnny is cool af he reminds me of my older brothers

  • @MiniTrashCreations
    @MiniTrashCreations Год назад +22

    The final Ryan quote killed me 😂🤣💀

  • @casper75559
    @casper75559 Год назад +6

    As a kid, you glad you don’t get beat, as an adult, you wish you were beat. Would of gotten my shit together by now 😅😅

  • @cousindee3742
    @cousindee3742 Год назад +11

    I respect the og man. Its something about back in the day, even the gangsters respected your parents or grandparents. It would be some thugged out dudes but if someone's grandma was around aye fool no cursing around g ma. She be going to church and sh!t lol

  • @Harkness197
    @Harkness197 Год назад +2

    Johnny is the man!

  • @itzitachi3778
    @itzitachi3778 Год назад +3

    Johnny is the definition of I have no enemies

  • @joelzea8369
    @joelzea8369 Год назад +7

    😂😂😂 guys this one was gold

  • @fellyf89
    @fellyf89 Год назад +11

    When they do the Asian accent. Gets me every time 😂

  • @cafezo87934
    @cafezo87934 Год назад

    In a way I'm glad johnny chang and people like him went through what they went through and now became what they became because it made them a better person. We all grow in different ways.

  • @hammstnb
    @hammstnb Год назад

    Lu bu being the point of reference is the funniest thing ever HAH.

  • @tlphanz
    @tlphanz Год назад +2

    11:48 had me dying

  • @isthisquynhnhi
    @isthisquynhnhi Год назад +12

    One of my friends was injured due to his dad throwing a katana at him during a heated argument 😭 had to drive himself to the hospital because it caused an injury - this happened before we met. Please have Johnny on here more often!!

  • @jerijoylove
    @jerijoylove Год назад +5

    Keep on bringing Johnny on jk!!!! 💙💙💙

  • @TubeDeviant
    @TubeDeviant Год назад +3

    Now we know where he got those bad grades from.. Dad isn't too bright..

  • @jamesonroy3375
    @jamesonroy3375 Год назад +8

    Absolutely dying at the end there, Nick and Bart just too funny fr

  • @kimmie5475
    @kimmie5475 Год назад

    @Johnny-Chang is a PHENOMENAL guest! Please have him on again…soon.

  • @np-gi6vz
    @np-gi6vz Год назад +1

    Tbh whatever pain, suffering, and punishment that he experiences as a result of this is fair.

  • @JJ-cl7nu
    @JJ-cl7nu Год назад +4

    lol hey Johnny put ur gun at him man 😂😂😂😂. it's always funny with Johnny in the show

  • @mylesmills3614
    @mylesmills3614 Год назад +2

    My dad was a state champ wrestler and would mess with me quite a bit. Lucky UFC came along, and my boys and I learn (very poor) jujitsu, it was enough for him to stop messing for him to stop. Then the verbal started but whatever. Stay strong bros!

  • @jennyortega2977
    @jennyortega2977 Год назад

    I LOVE when you guys have him over

  • @deekay13
    @deekay13 Год назад

    This is why you don't point a weapon at anything you don't intend to destroy.

  • @tiffanyapril3528
    @tiffanyapril3528 Год назад

    The end of this video made me crack up so hard!😂

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 Год назад +3

    Johnny! Love him! We have swords hanging up. Never would we ever use it to taunt the kids. He didn't get enough time. Ryan and the last line 😂😂. Nick and Bart are on fire in this 😂.

  • @bl4ckkn1g8t5
    @bl4ckkn1g8t5 Год назад +69

    This is why Asian kids get good grades and study hard

    • @mark8200
      @mark8200 Год назад +13

      Your life literally depends on it

    • @davinxi5926
      @davinxi5926 Год назад +4

      @@mark8200 hahaha so true. Asian parenting is truly next level extreme.

    • @geugen14
      @geugen14 Год назад +4

      Survivorship bias - only the ones who gwt good grades survive, apparently

    • @azonnoza
      @azonnoza Год назад +5

      Every Asian person knows how scary their parents can be. Other people see a tiny, quiet, kind Asian lady but we know that woman, our moms, is capable of slamming your forehead on the floor if you misbehave...

    • @spamflip
      @spamflip Год назад +3

      But the mental trauma man… this is why sometimes we start off as socially off.

  • @boredagain1
    @boredagain1 Год назад +2

    Spare the sword and spoil the child. The oldtimers seemed to always think that pain is/was the only teacher, its like they want the younger generations to feel what they did, like how dare we learn without pain and agony

    • @alicechase9290
      @alicechase9290 Год назад +1

      I don't think the parents love their children, otherwise they wouldn't abuse them to this extent, I know they've had a difficult life, but that doesn't excuse the amount of abuse they place on an innocent life.

    • @cafezo87934
      @cafezo87934 Год назад

      They were probably taught the same OR they don't know how to express positively so they express in pain lol

  • @n.b98
    @n.b98 Год назад +4

    My mom and dad had a whole collection of samurai swords on the walls! Even brought them back home as gifts overseas 😅

  • @Phlanger61
    @Phlanger61 8 месяцев назад +1

    lol 2:19 2:42 11:48

  • @sdalkjflkjadslkflj1371
    @sdalkjflkjadslkflj1371 Год назад

    1:48 Aiya, 太 Over 呢!

  • @OahuGrown92
    @OahuGrown92 Год назад

    I read “oofs”😂😂 Hawaii kine tings 😂

  • @killingfluffybunnys7816
    @killingfluffybunnys7816 Год назад +3

    Make Johnny a permanent member of JKN. We wanna see him once a month

  • @ChengYMoua
    @ChengYMoua Год назад

    Probably "14" because I remember in my Chinese class in college, my Chinese prof told us that since the Chinese people were superstitious about some things and that they tended to link "4" with "death" since in Chinese (mandarin) they sounded very similar.
    The Chinese government was probably like "ahhhh 4 is too short" and "24 is too long since he's old", "14 seems about right".

  • @rodya_malverde
    @rodya_malverde Год назад

    I remembwr a couple family members having samurai swords in their living rooms; decorative ones on like a mantleplace or ontop pf a sound system. Were filipino, so i dont know what all that was about. This was in the late 80s, 90s.

  • @lilbtyt7928
    @lilbtyt7928 Год назад +5

    So easy for nick to make a quick funny ass joke

  • @MartyD
    @MartyD Год назад +15

    My mom spanked me with a butcher knife once 😅😢😂

    • @wxtrx5428
      @wxtrx5428 Год назад +2

      Lmao same she hit me over the head with the blunt end and said I was gonna die 💀

  • @lin90210
    @lin90210 Год назад +5

    Nasty...they saw signs of him punching him too? So it's not an accident. It's abuse

  • @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli
    @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli Год назад

    Yesss sirrr johnny

  • @JPSkriP
    @JPSkriP Год назад +4

    LOL, my mom threatened me with cleaver's, big ass knives, only accidently caught me in my left eye lid (not on purpose) many times when i was in my teens. HAHAHA, Must be a asian thing!!.. I'd get my ass beat with metal / wood spatulas and broomsticks!!!. She'd break broomsticks on me, ladle's, yardsticks!! Name it. lol. She even came at me with a spatula held on the stovetop burner to threatened me, and ended up 3rd degree burning my arm. still got the scar and im 42 now. She definitely repressed all those memories, and totally ignores the fact she did any of it. Asian / South -East Asians/ Indian folks go in on their kids back in the days, especially the first born. they learn the in and outs with us, and the siblings get it easier, and tame version. Damn havent thought about all this for a long time. Kinda feel good rehashed it typing this out.

    • @snowygalaxy3361
      @snowygalaxy3361 Год назад +3

      I’m so sorry that happened to you ☹️😣 I hope you’re living well now!

    • @JPSkriP
      @JPSkriP Год назад +1

      @@snowygalaxy3361 thanks. It shaped me the way i am. Albeit on the far end overboard of the scale, ive accepted it, i know it was her way if parenting, a cycle repeating itself from how she grew up. We dont choose what circumstances we are born into, and must experience, but we can use it and make it a drive and fuel for the better.

  • @MustyOne
    @MustyOne Год назад +1

    Johnny looking at the Kirkland like this aint no natural spring vodka

  • @lerrojcv3987
    @lerrojcv3987 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😅😅

  • @manchuriancandidatethe3rd101
    @manchuriancandidatethe3rd101 Год назад

    Lubu reference ey, I caught that

  • @Kenneth_James
    @Kenneth_James Год назад

    Feels like it should have been a Japanese Dad that did this

  • @jaushabakkas8127
    @jaushabakkas8127 Год назад +1

    I'm not saying this to be much better, but, don't you have belt? sandal? why sword? that is wrong time to be creative

  • @CeliceDSCh
    @CeliceDSCh Год назад +1

    Haiiiyaaaa, use bamboo sticks... RIP the kid.

  • @stuckintheforest
    @stuckintheforest Год назад +5

    Jk films needs to relaunch w mini re dramatizations if ur life stories

    • @stuckintheforest
      @stuckintheforest Год назад +1

      Starting w barts crazy mom lol, cast people to be u

  • @sugahbabydoll1
    @sugahbabydoll1 Год назад

    If you combine a father who is abusive, has unchecked anger issues, etc then yes sad to say I know & seen many Asian fathers who will beat their children & then lose control or something goes wrong in fear mongering & it gets worse.

  • @tinlunlau1
    @tinlunlau1 Год назад

    Shoulda stuck with the chicken feather duster🤦

  • @CuongChanster
    @CuongChanster Год назад

    They would beat you with anything they can lift

  • @longmirecorey
    @longmirecorey 7 месяцев назад

    I like how they talk like black people. Using all of our slang , ebonics , etc

    • @Kfp277
      @Kfp277 Месяц назад

      fasho its really common in certain areas esp in cali. My entire life was like the UN talking all hood and shit lol

  • @kjracz15
    @kjracz15 Год назад +1

    The worst punishment I ever got was being shoved inside a rice sack, beaten up by a thick ass leather belt while in it, then the sack with me inside hung up on the ceiling for hours. Good times. 🤣🤣

    • @mingoufan5557
      @mingoufan5557 Год назад

      Holy shit I'm sorry bro/brosette, that's crazy even by Asian standards

    • @thundercrackerangrygriphar4553
      @thundercrackerangrygriphar4553 4 месяца назад

      That's just plain abuse... I'm sorry you had to go through that

  • @alainawashington3722
    @alainawashington3722 Год назад

    So, I remember my sister did something that was so bad that my mother whooped her with a toilet plunger. Don’t remember what she did but I remember what she got a whooping with

    • @cafezo87934
      @cafezo87934 Год назад

      Hope it's the handle of the plunger not the other end

  • @ginogarcia8730
    @ginogarcia8730 Год назад

    y u no 99???

  • @TheTinyOrc
    @TheTinyOrc Год назад +2

    Asian parents be testing the torture boundary.
    I remember my dad put me in a chicken transporter red orange rectangle looking box made of plastic for an entire day. I think I was only 4-6 years old. I remember just crunched in there from morning to night.

  • @aguy8210
    @aguy8210 Год назад

    This one hurt to watch

  • @firefly8589
    @firefly8589 Год назад

    The stories people are sharing is making me hella sad, I hope you all got therapy 🙏 ❤️

  • @tonydatu
    @tonydatu Год назад

    You should put who you’re featuring in the thumbnail too. I would’ve clicked the video faster if the thumbnail said “featuring Johnny Chang”

  • @andrewserna28
    @andrewserna28 Год назад

    Not a accident

  • @calic6170
    @calic6170 Год назад +1

    1.97 subs

  • @yip2454
    @yip2454 11 месяцев назад

    Yall disrespectful laughing at someone dismise. A kid die and youse making a joke

  • @YraExalgaSkgs
    @YraExalgaSkgs Год назад

    Asia, take it down a notch, will you?

  • @-amosc.presley-7192
    @-amosc.presley-7192 Год назад

    Did he beheaded his Son?
    Nicely, asked

  • @ericayala7450
    @ericayala7450 Год назад

    🙌

  • @compleckz
    @compleckz Год назад +1

    pen is

  • @theebunnyy8984
    @theebunnyy8984 Год назад

    👋🏽

  • @ofromfo
    @ofromfo Год назад

    first again maynee