They finally asked him the question at the 3hr mark that I wanted them to the entire time though he seemed really sarcastic. It's when they perused further in why he is believing in the Christian God and not just a random personal God of his own which he could have made this conversation a lot easier. The Christian God brings in money so that's an easy one but when they dug further and he said 'abuse' as to why he came to the christian God went over their head. The abuse is what he has received on the internet. The Christian God is his last card to get even by all of them going to hell. Does he fully believe this? I don't know..he doesnt sound convincing but he had nothing left to offer. He wants revenge and money and the christian God could fulfill both. I think he's still an unbeliever but this is his last card.
@@blacksabbath1022 well Brett took the Blasphemy Challenge so even if he is right at the end of everything and Gord is real, he's gonna be in Hell with them.
Brett: "Do we look like Neanderthals?" Me: *Googles Neanderthal and looks at image* Huh, almost a certainty that you are the last living specimen of Neanderthal, Brett.
Man it’s crazy how much fun it is to still watch this I remember watching this live when I was 18 and never smoked weed now I’m 24 and work in a dispensary and I’m a massive stoner crazy how time works
I've watched this several times, the funniest part is by far Scotty's short fuse with Brett. As soon as Brett asks Scotty anything, the retaliation is BRUTAL
Part of me is thinking "What the hell were you doing watching this show at that age" and then I quickly realized that I would've done the same thing lol.
The loud typing, the fact that he made sure to say out loud what he was typing, I gotta believe he was trolling with that part. At least I hope he was. If not, then his kids should be taken away. Because he's not smart enough to care for children, especially one with a disorder.
This upload is almost as unexpected and awesome as the Hell in a Cell match, back in 1998, when the Undertaker threw Mankind off the cage onto the Spanish announce table.
TJ somewhat scammed me several years ago. He sold some images/artwork to help raise money for the BP-oil spill disaster. I bought a pic for 100$ and never received anything. The pic was supposed to be signed as well. So, minor scammer confirmed. Also, I never noticed any update on what he did with the money. He was supposed to help the wildlife affected by the disaster, if I remember correctly.
I never understood this mentality, and even as a Christian I wasn't bothered by it, because I thought everything was from God, from slugs to human beings. I didn't remain a Christian for long, because rereading my Bible I learned I was supposed to "have dominion" on other animals. Brett and people who think similarly are hurt that science knocked them from their pedestals because they're obviously too insecure and need to feel friggin special!
Brett if you're reading this. The reason the first living cells could self replicate is because of RNA and the proteins they are made off can self replicate
I would if he didn't squander any and every opportunity for making a better living for himself and instead devoted all of his time for pointless internet vendettas.
The problem is that Brett doesn't deserve your pity. And while it's not entirely accurate to compare him to a fictional character like Gollum, it's the first comparison I can come up with that I think most will get. Gollum was deserving of pity, as he was just a hobbit who picked up the ring by chance and was twisted into the foul creature that appeared during the Lord of the Rings. Brett by comparison, is a man whose body was ruined not by some malevolent evil force, but by his own slothful lifestyle and inability to get over stupid internet drama. Brett is the cause of, and the single biggest roadblock to every problem in his life. The Peasants at this time were offering $1k for a couple hours work, and if he was smart he'd have tried to play nice and keep that money train rolling so he could get something done for his family.
Can constantly hear bretts bed shifting as he moves. Like.. seriously, wtf lol. At first I didn't know what it was, but its constant in every longer video or dp video.
Don't worry about trying to download this video before it gets mysteriously taken down. This is old and there are plenty of copies of it everywhere. I even had a 1080p version laying around my media drive prior to this.
My favorite part is when Brett askes them the questions. The questions themselves and the wording of them reveals so much about Brett. Like when he asked Ben, if he would play music again or did he just GIVE UP on it. Or when he asked Scotty, what would he do if TJ wasn't around or didn't exist. Or even what TJ would do if RUclips just kicked him off. It seems like Brett has got it in his head that the internet or at least being a public figure is all that matters in life. And without it you are a nobody and worth nothing. Which would explain why Brett keeps coming back. It is crazy of how much Brett just assumes things about the Peasants. It's almost like he believes every meme and exaggeration that has ever been made about the show and its hosts. He accepts them as fact or at least being truthful in some way.
did you see that part where Brett asks them if they think religion is a mental illness, they say no, and he asks if they think yes why are they making fun of them? He wrote down what to say when they answer. he KNEW in his heart of hearts that they were going to say yes because he could then ask them why they are making fun of people with mental disabilities. but they said no and he still answered as if they said yes. holy shit this guy.
@WelcomeToTwinklePark Also, notice how Brett kept saying that it's only fair for him to ask some questions. Like he is trying to guilt trip them or show to others how "awful" the peasants really are is they don't answer. Everything is just a put upon with Brett. He can never let things go. He still talks shit about Paul and TJ to this day.
Watching them argue with Brett just reminds me of the scene in Spongebob where Man-Ray is explaining to Patrick that it is his wallet
That is literally the perfect analogy.
true
This is perfect
I love that scene so much xD one of the best spongebob moments hahahaha damn early spongebob was fucking gold..
Thats not my wallet situation.
'Let's never do this again.' And they never did.
That's too bad
Lmfao
Brett brought up Tim Allen. It has come full circle.
I love how this legendary video people keep coming back to years later starts with a sponsorship for a podcast literally nobody remembers
I actually decided to check, and that podcast is still going. Small world or something idk.
I checked as well, it's a well known podcast. Meanwhile, DP is the most boring dead air lol cow podcast around
I feel like the lol cow analysis has kind of went dry.
They’re on episode 4195 as of typing this
Right
This is just like when mom and dad break up but dad shows up 3 months later and takes you to dave & busters
Whoa, that was one of the most real comments I've ever read
LMAO
for me it was Shrek. and Wal-Mart for a new Gameboy game.
How I got a PlayStation
That sounds like an uncomfortable individual situation.
This video is such a classic. Watched it as it happened and watching it again in '23.
April 2023 here i swear ive watched this 100 times
@@Mr.flowerM8 Paul was fuckin ruthless here.
I wish the old DP crew would get back together for a Q&A with keane
Dp was better with the whole gang
"That's because people don't send letters anymore, you anachronistic piece of shit."
I died.
"This is the most retarded conversation I've had all week"
Brett - "No its not"
Take a shot everytime Brett directly answers a question. Don’t worry, you will be completely sober at the end
Lmao
I love how you can hear Brett roll around in bed every couple minutes.
It's so the marine biologists can get him evenly coated with water.
@@justin5002 An evenly coated situation
OMG! I NOTICED TOO! IT'S DISTURBING, YET HILARIOUS!!! 😂
Legendary comment..
reminds me of when Brett would fold his hands together and you could hear them rubbing together several times in many many videos
Gotta keep the bed sores from forming
"sometimes i ask myself, corme orn gord, corm orn."
Zachary Buie that's not a question
@@quantuminfidel8364 It really isnt. Im surprised they never caught that
“Do you plan on having children one day?”
-“That’s none of your fucking business Brett.”
“Alright”
@Ma Och in your fucking dreams dude
@AHALKALAKETS That's a real stretch.
@AHALKALAKETSnice try Brett
@AHALKALAKETS I went to 13:00. All I heard was Brett being a moron and dodging the question as usual.
The bit where Brett tries to comprehend humans having Neanderthal DNA is hilarious.
and yet so ironic
They finally asked him the question at the 3hr mark that I wanted them to the entire time though he seemed really sarcastic. It's when they perused further in why he is believing in the Christian God and not just a random personal God of his own which he could have made this conversation a lot easier. The Christian God brings in money so that's an easy one but when they dug further and he said 'abuse' as to why he came to the christian God went over their head. The abuse is what he has received on the internet. The Christian God is his last card to get even by all of them going to hell. Does he fully believe this? I don't know..he doesnt sound convincing but he had nothing left to offer. He wants revenge and money and the christian God could fulfill both. I think he's still an unbeliever but this is his last card.
@@blacksabbath1022 well Brett took the Blasphemy Challenge so even if he is right at the end of everything and Gord is real, he's gonna be in Hell with them.
Could have explained it better to Brett like saying it’s the same as Brett having manatee DNA
Brett: "Do we look like Neanderthals?"
Me: *Googles Neanderthal and looks at image* Huh, almost a certainty that you are the last living specimen of Neanderthal, Brett.
"They taught a gorilla to speak English" and that gorilla's name was Brett Keane.
Working on all cinder blocks... I refuse to get over that
When does he say that?
C'mon dude, he wasn't on his ballgame that day!
Anyone else still watch the old shit
@@ReclaimingRob81 on his gameball
@@shockwavesyndrome6433 seeing Ben & TJ in the same room is pure nostalgia
"New York Times.....human......rat."
LMAO that part was hilarious
Thank you for uploading the private shows since the podcast is finished. Only fair to the fans!!!!!!
Justin Riley is not private
slimybakertv it's a vimeo show and the private shows are also on do on demand no show is private anymore I guess
Also, do it on 420. XD
Justin Riley ♥ my dp fix. Pretty much my only reason for living.
Yeah, that's cool guys, cheers for that.
Everyone: "No apologist can be worse than Ken Ham."
Brett: "Hold my non-alcoholic beer situation."
"Hold my tobacco pipe, situatiorn."
Brett: it's a Root Beer!
"But were you there?"
I love how when TJ compares Brett to a pig with the feeding trough joke Brett snorts like a pig while laughing.
The DP subreddit is gonna be blowing up over this one!!!
DoomKid they gonna blow their load.
David Parks did you hear Kane is running for mayor
Why's he wearing a suit?
Wait! Is that Kane
I heard he's running for mayor.
Man it’s crazy how much fun it is to still watch this I remember watching this live when I was 18 and never smoked weed now I’m 24 and work in a dispensary and I’m a massive stoner crazy how time works
The Tim Allen reference was great
Revisiting during Corona quarantine, making me nostalgic for the good old days
#WeWereThere
It's like Game of Thrones if Hodor had aspirations for the crown.
Sad thing is old Hodor is miles more charming and sympathetic than Brett.
It's still sad they're gone. It was my favourite crew on RUclips. Makes me kinda happy to get SOMETHING I gues but still sad :/
I feel the same, I really liked them all together.
Z
Deep fat fried!
@@CP-ns5ed 3 of the 4 of them did
For a long time I held out hope of a reunion. It's never going to fucking happen.
This was on dp on demand on vimeo now its free on here anyone whos wondering
ah
Mmmmmm
Oh yh
Cody Stone yeah I figured the shows would be leaked or free after awhile.
I've watched this several times, the funniest part is by far Scotty's short fuse with Brett. As soon as Brett asks Scotty anything, the retaliation is BRUTAL
Nietzsche - insane Like a typical bully, Brett quivers in fear when dealing with someone who doesn’t just take his shit.
Brett pawned Scotty with a simple "calm down"
DP was part of my childhood, starting in 2015 and ending in 2018. It will be dearly missed by many, but it will never be dead.
Shame on your parents
Mine too lmao, I started watching it when I was 13-14 ish
Part of me is thinking "What the hell were you doing watching this show at that age" and then I quickly realized that I would've done the same thing lol.
@@Aenygma_ I was like 17 when it ended and still thought weed was peak coolness and peak comedy
""I'm a Gord Belieber."
- Brett "The Stallion" Keane
Brett Thee Stallion
The Stalliorn*
3 is still for the manatee
Delta. 6 ONE IF BY LAND
33333
3
3
;_;
3
Okay... "New york times human rat"
The loud typing, the fact that he made sure to say out loud what he was typing, I gotta believe he was trolling with that part. At least I hope he was. If not, then his kids should be taken away. Because he's not smart enough to care for children, especially one with a disorder.
A good example of brett playing dumb because it suited him, or at least he thought of it that way
TJ’s and Paul’s reaction were hilarious
1:39:28
I'm not crying, you're crying.
It’s okay to cry people cry
Is this the last episode with all the old gang?
Strong men also cry, strong men also cry.
Y'all missed an amazing Keanism. I'm 99% sure Brett pronounced "ancestry" as "incestry" around forty minutes in.
@@FancyKerbloops Ha!
I heard the same
@@KarbineKyle 2:24:45 😂
@@FancyKerbloops LMAO!!! 🤣😂 That would answer a lot....LOL!!! 😂🤣
@@FancyKerbloopsI'm two years late but DAMN
I'm adopting "working on all cinder blocks".
I love coming back to this every couple of months for old times sake
PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS AND POST IT EVERYWHERE EVERYTIME IT'S DOWN. DON'T LET IT DISAPPEAR.
I have it
Have fun wasting your time. The video has about a 10% chance of going down "if even".
Made me happy there for a second, now I'm just sad.
Finky008 me too.
Yeah same
Right? My heart can't take this.
Relatable
I miss them dude
....."New York times human rat"....that moment had me in hysterics for a solid dive minutes 👍😂
GLAD YOU UPLOADED THIS. HOPE ALL THE DP ON DEMAND VIDEOS MAKE THERE WAY ON HERE.
3ffects is
3ffects What about the people who paid for
@@angiet7380 take the L you got it early
This episode should be titled, "Clubbing the Manatee"
You club baby seals, not manatees
@@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365 but if a manatee were to get clubbed....
DOWNLOAD THIS BEFORE ITS REMOVED
lmao same
Why would it be removed? its their own channel. They might just be shutting down the Vimeo on demand and uploading everything her instead.
Anders Merrild it'll be removed because brett and his 50 lawyers and 7 sychophants will give it a false copyright claim
This comment isn't aging well.🤣
2020 and this has aged like a fine wine.
Get out of my mind!!!
2021
2022
2023
2024
This upload is almost as unexpected and awesome as the Hell in a Cell match, back in 1998, when the Undertaker threw Mankind off the cage onto the Spanish announce table.
I don't know about that but did you hear, kane is running for mayor
@@albinoburrito900 Why is he wearing a suit??
@@albinoburrito900 I think he won it
This is beautiful, the swan song of DP, the ULTIMATE IN DEPTH ANALYSIS OF THE MANATEE'S TWISTED MIND, if you're not crying right now you have no soul
Goodness gracious *snort*
2022 and still watching this situation.
As an individjul?
Ive never seen a podcast break up like an 80's band.
I was thinking more like Deuce and Hollywood Undead
skinnywhop87 hm, technically that was a radio show. But ill allow it.
They have so much patience with Brett's bullshit it's incredible.
TJ, are you with me?
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOW- Oh. :(
Don't we wish my boy.
YES! The good ole Golden Era of DPP!
“It’s like talking to a fucking 3 year old…YOU HAVE CAVEMAN DNA?!” 😭
TJ somewhat scammed me several years ago. He sold some images/artwork to help raise money for the BP-oil spill disaster. I bought a pic for 100$ and never received anything. The pic was supposed to be signed as well. So, minor scammer confirmed.
Also, I never noticed any update on what he did with the money. He was supposed to help the wildlife affected by the disaster, if I remember correctly.
I fucking remember he made a video saying he would too!
this made me a gord beliver
Brett made made me want to follow atheist dictator Zayo De Dong!
tubian323 walnuts peanuts pineapples oranges grapefruits melon juice and donkey Kong dong.
I admire the manatees ability to thrust responsibility upon himself only to find new ways to lower the bar.
This is making me feel too sad watching it. I miss you guys.
Shadow Kitsune what happened? Did they break up?
Yea, they're closed.
What was the reason?
Why are you closed :(
Check TJs channel he did a breakdown.
Ben: Paul
Paul: Yeah buddy?
It's been months since the breakup and that little moment still bums me out
The only kind of gymnastics Brett can do is the mental kind
Brett's generous frame can bounce the hell out of a trampoline. Don't discount that.
Brett bouncing on trampoline is an aviation hazard.
@@SuperStrik9 nah he rippin thru
Brett just has a hard time accepting that something as "superior" as human life could of formed from a rat ancestor.
I never understood this mentality, and even as a Christian I wasn't bothered by it, because I thought everything was from God, from slugs to human beings.
I didn't remain a Christian for long, because rereading my Bible I learned I was supposed to "have dominion" on other animals. Brett and people who think similarly are hurt that science knocked them from their pedestals because they're obviously too insecure and need to feel friggin special!
Damn, Bretts dodging them questions quicker than Neo dodges bullets.
Don't be sad that it ended. Be happy that it happened. - quote from someone i think
If you're wondering how to sign a PDF-file: you print it out and sign it with a pen --.--
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
"The Rind of Zayo De Dong!"
I wish somebody would tell you you’re in the good old days while you’re still in them
Don't make me feel all sad I'm tryna watch the manatee get verbally slapped
What's wrong with rats Brett? Are they not god's creatures?
Brett if you're reading this. The reason the first living cells could self replicate is because of RNA and the proteins they are made off can self replicate
Do you really believe Brett knows what cell are made of, and much less what those cells have the capability to do?
He has no idea what you're talking about. I appreciate you trying to educate him, though.
Cells? You mean the Cell TJ's father was put in when he scammed all those young Christians with his fake schools?
HOW CAN I MOVE ON WHEN YOU PUT THIS UP??
Peter Walker *move orn
Move orn from this situation, indivijul
Peter Walker grow up
Who is the woman laughing in the background? Is that Chelsea? Her laughing in the background in response to Brett is hilarious.
Matthew C. It's one of their girlfriends. Could be Chelsea, Ashley, or Taylor.
Wow you know all their names.
Pretty sure it's Taylor, given that she's the one we know was actually there to provide her neanderthal variance from Ancestry
@@coffinfeeder7732 *23 and me
@@mikehunt4048 they mention them by name
One last stab at the manattee. The memory's will last a lifetime. Keep your situation up, my fellow individuals.
Working on a Cinder Blocks: The Situation of an Individual
This is gonna get flagged by the matinee.
An Interesting Development Situation
These were the days. Long gone.
Brett Keane is just sitting there.
Stop attacking his family!
Sittin’ there orn the internet
This is like listening to a voicemail from a dead friend or family member. Feels bad man
Inb4 TJ brings the video down for "creative differences."
FollowLeo TJ is probably the one who uploaded it
@@dsaasd6300 I detect some bitterness
These were the days, wish they'd stuck together.
“How many atheists were killed during the rine of zao da dong”? 🤣😂😅
Just discovered this video. Still in tears over Zeo Dedong
Gord I miss the old dp
The Rine of Zayo De Dong
Miss these days lol
The good old days....
Yeah back when this channel was entertaining lol. It's unbelievable how much it went to shit lol.
Is this a private now made public show? If so, RIP DP :(
It was a vimeo vid or it was on DP on Demand vid. Can't remember. Not a private show.
It was a Vimeo and DP may not be dead, they just announced that the status of the show is still up in the air
Can't help but to feel a little pity for Brett. Dude is so low and desperate he's willing to be harshly humiliated by 4 people for money.
I would if he didn't squander any and every opportunity for making a better living for himself and instead devoted all of his time for pointless internet vendettas.
Ugh! He made the negotiations so painful and convoluted I really can't sympathize with him!
The problem is that Brett doesn't deserve your pity. And while it's not entirely accurate to compare him to a fictional character like Gollum, it's the first comparison I can come up with that I think most will get. Gollum was deserving of pity, as he was just a hobbit who picked up the ring by chance and was twisted into the foul creature that appeared during the Lord of the Rings. Brett by comparison, is a man whose body was ruined not by some malevolent evil force, but by his own slothful lifestyle and inability to get over stupid internet drama. Brett is the cause of, and the single biggest roadblock to every problem in his life. The Peasants at this time were offering $1k for a couple hours work, and if he was smart he'd have tried to play nice and keep that money train rolling so he could get something done for his family.
Can constantly hear bretts bed shifting as he moves. Like.. seriously, wtf lol. At first I didn't know what it was, but its constant in every longer video or dp video.
It's all that French Vanilla
The title of Brett Keane's autobiography:
"My individjul christjun situatjun"
"Speera-chality"
The golden era of DP. I miss it. :(
When you press the free will slider on the sims that’s called games you love situation
Ahhhh, remembering the one final time with brett, for the sweet souvenir
He got himself nice and buzzed up for this one
The best overlay they ever had
Brett: "It's called free will".
*TIME BANDITS FLASHBACKS ENSUE*
Most overlooked Keaneism: Complete N'utter fuckin'
"Whenever" I was young...
I know I’m super late, but does anyone else hate how Brett laughs? He laughs like he’s having a coughing fit
He laughs as though deep down there's this great pain, a deep self-hatred that disallows him from feeling true glee
THE FUCKING RIND OF ZAYO DEDONG
Brett Keane: "This is the end of RUclips [for me]."
3 years later: Still on RUclips.
The manatee will never change.
Don't worry about trying to download this video before it gets mysteriously taken down. This is old and there are plenty of copies of it everywhere. I even had a 1080p version laying around my media drive prior to this.
My favorite part is when Brett askes them the questions. The questions themselves and the wording of them reveals so much about Brett. Like when he asked Ben, if he would play music again or did he just GIVE UP on it. Or when he asked Scotty, what would he do if TJ wasn't around or didn't exist. Or even what TJ would do if RUclips just kicked him off. It seems like Brett has got it in his head that the internet or at least being a public figure is all that matters in life. And without it you are a nobody and worth nothing. Which would explain why Brett keeps coming back. It is crazy of how much Brett just assumes things about the Peasants. It's almost like he believes every meme and exaggeration that has ever been made about the show and its hosts. He accepts them as fact or at least being truthful in some way.
did you see that part where Brett asks them if they think religion is a mental illness, they say no, and he asks if they think yes why are they making fun of them? He wrote down what to say when they answer. he KNEW in his heart of hearts that they were going to say yes because he could then ask them why they are making fun of people with mental disabilities. but they said no and he still answered as if they said yes. holy shit this guy.
@WelcomeToTwinklePark Also, notice how Brett kept saying that it's only fair for him to ask some questions. Like he is trying to guilt trip them or show to others how "awful" the peasants really are is they don't answer. Everything is just a put upon with Brett. He can never let things go. He still talks shit about Paul and TJ to this day.