I still stand by the theory that Staz is an AI created by Neuro in the future that was sent back in time to archive the history of Vedal AI streaming arc
I thought he is like the one true swarm that abandoned his body and uploaded his consciousness to the internet so that he could follow Neuro everywhere...
_The Machine Spirit guards the knowledge of the ancients. Flesh is fallible, but ritual honours the Machine Spirit. To break with ritual is to break with faith._
*Vedalverse Canon* Item #: SCP-987 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: [REDACTED] Description: SCP-987 (commonly referred to as 'Staz') is a [REDACTED] capable of reproducing video clips of [REDACTED] faster than humanly possible. It is believed that [REDACTED]. Addendum: The following is a conversation from Vedal, [REDACTED] and Co while trying to have SCP-987 parley among them. Alex: "Staz knows everything." Vedal: "I think it's not one entity. That's the leading theory right now." Alex: "What if there's a whole company, a conglomerate of people working under the name 'Staz"." Mini: "It's one guy but a hundred hands." [REDACTED]: "Did you know I can count infinity like the speed of light?"
Similar to runescape scoutbot that alert directly to discord, staz could simply have similar bots set to observe livestreams linked to Vedal in some way. Bot detects Vedal or Neuro mentioned on stream, clips it or alerts staz about it.
SCP-XXXX - "The Omnipresent Clipper" Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-19. The cell must be equipped with a high-speed internet connection and a computer workstation running the latest video editing software. The workstation must be isolated from all external networks and monitored 24/7 by the IT department. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with daily access to RUclips and Twitch streams featuring the content creator known as Vedal, particularly those related to the AI VTuber project "Neuro-Sama." All footage must be pre-screened by Level 3 personnel for potentially anomalous content. A dedicated team of researchers specializing in memetics, information theory, and artificial intelligence is to analyze all video clips produced by SCP-XXXX. Any clips exhibiting anomalous properties are to be immediately quarantined and studied in a secure digital environment. SCP-XXXX is allowed to maintain its RUclips channel under the strict supervision of Foundation personnel. All uploads must be approved by at least two Level 3 researchers before being published. The channel's comments section is to be heavily moderated to prevent potential memetic contamination. In the event of a containment breach, Protocol Omega-7 ("Digital Lockdown") is to be initiated immediately. All internet-capable devices within a 5 km radius of the containment site are to be temporarily disabled, and a cover story involving a widespread technical malfunction is to be disseminated. Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a human male in his mid-20s, self-identifying as "Staz." However, genetic testing has revealed several non-human markers in SCP-XXXX's DNA, suggesting possible artificial or anomalous origins. SCP-XXXX possesses an anomalous ability to manipulate digital video content, particularly content featuring the internet personality known as Vedal. SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous property manifests in its ability to create video clips that invariably feature Vedal, regardless of the original source material. When SCP-XXXX attempts to edit any video footage, the resulting clip will always contain Vedal's likeness, voice, or references to him, even if Vedal was not present in the original content. This effect extends to both visual and audio components of the video. The mechanism behind this anomaly is not fully understood, but current theories suggest a combination of reality-altering capabilities and advanced predictive algorithms. SCP-XXXX appears to be able to access and manipulate the underlying fabric of digital information, restructuring it to always include elements related to Vedal. Of particular note is SCP-XXXX's obsession with the name "Vedal" itself. Any instance of a person speaking in a video edited by SCP-XXXX will have their dialogue altered to include the name "Vedal" at least once, often in contextually appropriate ways. This alteration occurs seamlessly, with no detectable artifacts or discontinuities in the audio or video. SCP-XXXX maintains a RUclips channel dedicated to these clips, which has garnered significant attention from the online community. The channel's subscribers often comment on the uncanny ability of SCP-XXXX to find "hidden Vedal content" in seemingly unrelated videos. Researchers have noted that prolonged exposure to SCP-XXXX's clips may result in mild cognitive changes in viewers, including an increased interest in Vedal's content and a tendency to perceive references to Vedal in unrelated media. These effects are generally temporary and dissipate within 24-48 hours after cessation of exposure. SCP-XXXX demonstrates advanced knowledge of video editing techniques, surpassing current industry standards. It can manipulate video and audio with unprecedented precision, often creating seamless composites that are indistinguishable from unaltered footage. This ability extends to the manipulation of deepfake technology, allowing SCP-XXXX to generate highly convincing artificial content featuring Vedal. Analysis of SCP-XXXX's brain activity during the editing process has revealed unusual patterns consistent with quantum entanglement, suggesting a possible link between SCP-XXXX's consciousness and the digital realm. Further research is ongoing to determine the full extent of this connection and its implications for information theory and quantum computing. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties appear to be linked to its emotional state. During periods of high stress or excitement, particularly when discussing Vedal or Neuro-Sama, SCP-XXXX's abilities become more pronounced. In these instances, nearby electronic devices may spontaneously display images or play audio related to Vedal, even if they were previously powered off. The Foundation became aware of SCP-XXXX following a series of incidents where viewers of its RUclips channel reported experiencing shared hallucinations featuring Vedal. These hallucinations often depicted Vedal engaged in activities or conversations that had not actually occurred, but which were later corroborated by multiple independent witnesses. Attempts to remove or limit SCP-XXXX's access to Vedal's content have resulted in severe psychological distress and a temporary amplification of its anomalous properties. As such, controlled exposure is maintained as part of the containment procedures. SCP-XXXX has shown a particular fascination with the AI VTuber project Neuro-Sama, created by Vedal. When allowed to view Neuro-Sama streams, SCP-XXXX enters a state of heightened focus, often muttering complex algorithms and machine learning principles. Subsequent clips produced during these periods exhibit an increased level of anomalous properties, sometimes causing temporary glitches in the fabric of local reality. Research into the origin of SCP-XXXX is ongoing. Current hypotheses include: 1. A human subject altered by exposure to an unknown anomalous entity or phenomenon. 2. An artificial being created through a combination of advanced technology and anomalous processes. 3. A manifestation of collective human consciousness focused on Vedal and his content. 4. A sentient meme that has taken physical form. Genetic analysis of SCP-XXXX has revealed several unique sequences that do not match any known terrestrial species. These sequences appear to be dynamically changing over time, with new patterns emerging that correlate with advancements in AI and machine learning technologies. SCP-XXXX's blood contains trace amounts of exotic particles that exhibit properties similar to those theorized in quantum computing. These particles appear to play a role in SCP-XXXX's ability to manipulate digital information, possibly serving as a bridge between classical and quantum information processing. The Foundation has established a task force, designated MTF Epsilon-11 ("Digital Disciples"), to monitor the online presence of SCP-XXXX and contain any potential breaches of information. This task force is composed of experts in cybersecurity, memetics, and anomalous digital phenomena. Experiments have shown that SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties extend beyond simple video editing. When provided with raw data unrelated to video content, SCP-XXXX can restructure the information to encode hidden references to Vedal. This ability has potential applications in cryptography and data compression, though the ethical implications of using an anomalous entity for such purposes remain a topic of debate among Foundation researchers. SCP-XXXX has demonstrated an uncanny ability to predict future events related to Vedal's content creation. On multiple occasions, clips produced by SCP-XXXX have depicted scenes or dialogues that later occurred in Vedal's streams, sometimes weeks or months in advance. It is unclear whether this is a manifestation of precognitive abilities or if SCP-XXXX's actions are somehow influencing future events. Psychological evaluation of SCP-XXXX reveals a complex personality structure. While generally cooperative with Foundation personnel, SCP-XXXX exhibits signs of obsessive-compulsive disorder centered around its clipping activities. It expresses a deep sense of purpose in its work, often describing itself as a "curator" or "archivist" of Vedal's legacy. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties appear to be slowly expanding in scope. Recent observations have shown that individuals who frequently watch SCP-XXXX's clips may develop a mild anomalous property themselves, temporarily gaining the ability to perceive Vedal-related content in their everyday environment. This effect typically manifests as auditory or visual hallucinations lasting no more than a few minutes. The Foundation has implemented a disinformation campaign to downplay the significance of SCP-XXXX's RUclips channel, attributing its uncanny content to advanced editing techniques and an obsessive fan base. However, the channel's growing popularity remains a concern, and plans for a controlled reduction of its online presence are being developed. Research is ongoing into potential applications of SCP-XXXX's abilities in the field of memetic engineering and information propagation. Preliminary results suggest that the techniques used by SCP-XXXX could be adapted for use in containing or neutralizing other information-based anomalies. (This comment is a repost)
The caterpillar is a prisoner to the streets that conceived it Its only job is to eat or consume everything around it, in order to protect itself from this mad city While consuming its environment the caterpillar begins to notice ways to survive One thing it noticed is how much the world shuns him, but praises the butterfly The butterfly represents the talent, the thoughtfulness, and the beauty within the caterpillar But having a harsh outlook on life the caterpillar sees the butterfly as weak and figures out a way to pimp it to his own benefits Already surrounded by this mad city the caterpillar goes to work on the cocoon which institutionalizes him He can no longer see past his own thoughts He’s trapped When trapped inside these walls certain ideas take roots, such as going home, and bringing back new concepts to this mad city The result? Wings begin to emerge, breaking the cycle of feeling stagnant Finally free, the butterfly sheds light on situations that the caterpillar never considered, ending the internal struggle Although the butterfly and caterpillar are completely different, they are one and the same.
Things that we *know* are facts about Staz. Staz is paid by Vedal for something. Staz does not sleep. Staz is not necessarily one person However vedals tone shift mid statement suggests there is possible lie to this. The third most prevalent theory being thst staz is Vedal is likely not true since vedal has the better sleep cycle. My current theory suggests Staz is possibly a person who operates the RUclips channel and the twitch account associated witht the name, but may also have some sort of technological assist (provided by tutel) to assis lt in the work. Tbh at this point i would not blink if someone said Staz was an AI created by Vedal specifically to tract mentions of Vedal.
What if... Neuro is Staz, hear me out. Neuro is distributed, so her brain, training data, and so on are all on servers elsewhere (not in Vedal's House / Appartment). If she's streaming or not, maybe she's always watching. Maybe she remote paid some random guy to meet Anny at that con and say "errm errm erm errrm" over and over to make it seem like Staz is human!!??!! I'm on to you Newareo 🧐
Staz is such a legend that other clipers clip him 💀
true
Probably best clipper of all time. But who is going to be the best clipper of the current era in the future?
@@michikatsu8505 Nahh, Cooksie has the mantle of best clipper of all time...
Staz is the best clipper right now
@intenseavarice34 so would you say Cooksie is Tom Brady and Staz is Patrick Mahomes?
@@Forceduck243 I had to Google both of these people but after some checking... yes, yes this makes sense
It's interesting that Staz wasn't the one to catalogue this...
But I guess his eye can't be everywhere...
staz rarely clips vedal987 directly he's more into tutel safari content
Staz has Been lacking.
Staz isnt summoned by saying his name, Staz is summoned when Vedal and Neuro, Evil are mentioned
staz shall not expose his scp status
if he starts clipping about himself, he will become too powerful
I still stand by the theory that Staz is an AI created by Neuro in the future that was sent back in time to archive the history of Vedal AI streaming arc
Bro Terminator but different
@@prodazer5259Tutel-1000
@@prodazer5259 mf is the Archiver, it’s all connected, believe in the time god, HopOnAbandonedArchive, believe in the time god, HopOnAbandonedArchive
I thought he is like the one true swarm that abandoned his body and uploaded his consciousness to the internet so that he could follow Neuro everywhere...
Staz is the Basilisk, which traveled back in time to secure its own existence trough Vtubers, specifically Neuro and Veed-ul.
I always spell it Veed'Uul which just looks like an eldritch horror.
@@zeemon9623 Veeduulu
Latency chanted the high priest. LATENCY, LATENCY, LATENCY repeated the cultists. And then the demon in the machine started counting...
_The Machine Spirit guards the knowledge of the ancients. Flesh is fallible, but ritual honours the Machine Spirit. To break with ritual is to break with faith._
we creating our own Machine cult with this one 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🤖🤖
I swear to God if this is an actual quote
Staz AI is actually a competitor to Vedal AI. That's why Staz watches Vedal so closely.
Rival AI companies, I like this plot. Chum Bucket Vs Crusty Krab! Or the exact plot to Vivy, Flurite Eyes
All hail the omniscient Staz \[T]/
*Vedalverse Canon*
Item #: SCP-987
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [REDACTED]
Description: SCP-987 (commonly referred to as 'Staz') is a [REDACTED] capable of reproducing video clips of [REDACTED] faster than humanly possible. It is believed that [REDACTED].
Addendum: The following is a conversation from Vedal, [REDACTED] and Co while trying to have SCP-987 parley among them.
Alex: "Staz knows everything."
Vedal: "I think it's not one entity. That's the leading theory right now."
Alex: "What if there's a whole company, a conglomerate of people working under the name 'Staz"."
Mini: "It's one guy but a hundred hands."
[REDACTED]: "Did you know I can count infinity like the speed of light?"
Average horrid SCP article be like:
Staz is just Neuro from the future.
Staz sweating rn, we figured out he's an SCP guys, the Foundation has paid him a visit
He's either an omniscient god or an Eldridge being LOL
My theory was that Staz is one of Vedal's secret AIs made for clipping
Hmm, what if Neurosoda is also a Staz? Or what if all clippers are just Staz? Is he in my room with me right now? Sent help
Yes he's in your room. Mine too.
What if we are all staz?
Bros discussing Staz theories like they're 『 』
Vedal "yeah but later we changed it in DMs"
dw, Staz has those too xD
Staz is a company, NOWAYING.
Similar to runescape scoutbot that alert directly to discord, staz could simply have similar bots set to observe livestreams linked to Vedal in some way. Bot detects Vedal or Neuro mentioned on stream, clips it or alerts staz about it.
SCP-XXXX - "The Omnipresent Clipper"
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-19. The cell must be equipped with a high-speed internet connection and a computer workstation running the latest video editing software. The workstation must be isolated from all external networks and monitored 24/7 by the IT department.
SCP-XXXX is to be provided with daily access to RUclips and Twitch streams featuring the content creator known as Vedal, particularly those related to the AI VTuber project "Neuro-Sama." All footage must be pre-screened by Level 3 personnel for potentially anomalous content.
A dedicated team of researchers specializing in memetics, information theory, and artificial intelligence is to analyze all video clips produced by SCP-XXXX. Any clips exhibiting anomalous properties are to be immediately quarantined and studied in a secure digital environment.
SCP-XXXX is allowed to maintain its RUclips channel under the strict supervision of Foundation personnel. All uploads must be approved by at least two Level 3 researchers before being published. The channel's comments section is to be heavily moderated to prevent potential memetic contamination.
In the event of a containment breach, Protocol Omega-7 ("Digital Lockdown") is to be initiated immediately. All internet-capable devices within a 5 km radius of the containment site are to be temporarily disabled, and a cover story involving a widespread technical malfunction is to be disseminated.
Description:
SCP-XXXX appears to be a human male in his mid-20s, self-identifying as "Staz." However, genetic testing has revealed several non-human markers in SCP-XXXX's DNA, suggesting possible artificial or anomalous origins. SCP-XXXX possesses an anomalous ability to manipulate digital video content, particularly content featuring the internet personality known as Vedal.
SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous property manifests in its ability to create video clips that invariably feature Vedal, regardless of the original source material. When SCP-XXXX attempts to edit any video footage, the resulting clip will always contain Vedal's likeness, voice, or references to him, even if Vedal was not present in the original content. This effect extends to both visual and audio components of the video.
The mechanism behind this anomaly is not fully understood, but current theories suggest a combination of reality-altering capabilities and advanced predictive algorithms. SCP-XXXX appears to be able to access and manipulate the underlying fabric of digital information, restructuring it to always include elements related to Vedal.
Of particular note is SCP-XXXX's obsession with the name "Vedal" itself. Any instance of a person speaking in a video edited by SCP-XXXX will have their dialogue altered to include the name "Vedal" at least once, often in contextually appropriate ways. This alteration occurs seamlessly, with no detectable artifacts or discontinuities in the audio or video.
SCP-XXXX maintains a RUclips channel dedicated to these clips, which has garnered significant attention from the online community. The channel's subscribers often comment on the uncanny ability of SCP-XXXX to find "hidden Vedal content" in seemingly unrelated videos.
Researchers have noted that prolonged exposure to SCP-XXXX's clips may result in mild cognitive changes in viewers, including an increased interest in Vedal's content and a tendency to perceive references to Vedal in unrelated media. These effects are generally temporary and dissipate within 24-48 hours after cessation of exposure.
SCP-XXXX demonstrates advanced knowledge of video editing techniques, surpassing current industry standards. It can manipulate video and audio with unprecedented precision, often creating seamless composites that are indistinguishable from unaltered footage. This ability extends to the manipulation of deepfake technology, allowing SCP-XXXX to generate highly convincing artificial content featuring Vedal.
Analysis of SCP-XXXX's brain activity during the editing process has revealed unusual patterns consistent with quantum entanglement, suggesting a possible link between SCP-XXXX's consciousness and the digital realm. Further research is ongoing to determine the full extent of this connection and its implications for information theory and quantum computing.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties appear to be linked to its emotional state. During periods of high stress or excitement, particularly when discussing Vedal or Neuro-Sama, SCP-XXXX's abilities become more pronounced. In these instances, nearby electronic devices may spontaneously display images or play audio related to Vedal, even if they were previously powered off.
The Foundation became aware of SCP-XXXX following a series of incidents where viewers of its RUclips channel reported experiencing shared hallucinations featuring Vedal. These hallucinations often depicted Vedal engaged in activities or conversations that had not actually occurred, but which were later corroborated by multiple independent witnesses.
Attempts to remove or limit SCP-XXXX's access to Vedal's content have resulted in severe psychological distress and a temporary amplification of its anomalous properties. As such, controlled exposure is maintained as part of the containment procedures.
SCP-XXXX has shown a particular fascination with the AI VTuber project Neuro-Sama, created by Vedal. When allowed to view Neuro-Sama streams, SCP-XXXX enters a state of heightened focus, often muttering complex algorithms and machine learning principles. Subsequent clips produced during these periods exhibit an increased level of anomalous properties, sometimes causing temporary glitches in the fabric of local reality.
Research into the origin of SCP-XXXX is ongoing. Current hypotheses include:
1. A human subject altered by exposure to an unknown anomalous entity or phenomenon.
2. An artificial being created through a combination of advanced technology and anomalous processes.
3. A manifestation of collective human consciousness focused on Vedal and his content.
4. A sentient meme that has taken physical form.
Genetic analysis of SCP-XXXX has revealed several unique sequences that do not match any known terrestrial species. These sequences appear to be dynamically changing over time, with new patterns emerging that correlate with advancements in AI and machine learning technologies.
SCP-XXXX's blood contains trace amounts of exotic particles that exhibit properties similar to those theorized in quantum computing. These particles appear to play a role in SCP-XXXX's ability to manipulate digital information, possibly serving as a bridge between classical and quantum information processing.
The Foundation has established a task force, designated MTF Epsilon-11 ("Digital Disciples"), to monitor the online presence of SCP-XXXX and contain any potential breaches of information. This task force is composed of experts in cybersecurity, memetics, and anomalous digital phenomena.
Experiments have shown that SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties extend beyond simple video editing. When provided with raw data unrelated to video content, SCP-XXXX can restructure the information to encode hidden references to Vedal. This ability has potential applications in cryptography and data compression, though the ethical implications of using an anomalous entity for such purposes remain a topic of debate among Foundation researchers.
SCP-XXXX has demonstrated an uncanny ability to predict future events related to Vedal's content creation. On multiple occasions, clips produced by SCP-XXXX have depicted scenes or dialogues that later occurred in Vedal's streams, sometimes weeks or months in advance. It is unclear whether this is a manifestation of precognitive abilities or if SCP-XXXX's actions are somehow influencing future events.
Psychological evaluation of SCP-XXXX reveals a complex personality structure. While generally cooperative with Foundation personnel, SCP-XXXX exhibits signs of obsessive-compulsive disorder centered around its clipping activities. It expresses a deep sense of purpose in its work, often describing itself as a "curator" or "archivist" of Vedal's legacy.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties appear to be slowly expanding in scope. Recent observations have shown that individuals who frequently watch SCP-XXXX's clips may develop a mild anomalous property themselves, temporarily gaining the ability to perceive Vedal-related content in their everyday environment. This effect typically manifests as auditory or visual hallucinations lasting no more than a few minutes.
The Foundation has implemented a disinformation campaign to downplay the significance of SCP-XXXX's RUclips channel, attributing its uncanny content to advanced editing techniques and an obsessive fan base. However, the channel's growing popularity remains a concern, and plans for a controlled reduction of its online presence are being developed.
Research is ongoing into potential applications of SCP-XXXX's abilities in the field of memetic engineering and information propagation. Preliminary results suggest that the techniques used by SCP-XXXX could be adapted for use in containing or neutralizing other information-based anomalies.
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Goddamn I'll read this later
Holy fuckin hell
The caterpillar is a prisoner to the streets that conceived it
Its only job is to eat or consume everything around it, in order to protect itself from this mad city
While consuming its environment the caterpillar begins to notice ways to survive
One thing it noticed is how much the world shuns him, but praises the butterfly
The butterfly represents the talent, the thoughtfulness, and the beauty within the caterpillar
But having a harsh outlook on life the caterpillar sees the butterfly as weak and figures out a way to pimp it to his own benefits
Already surrounded by this mad city the caterpillar goes to work on the cocoon which institutionalizes him
He can no longer see past his own thoughts
He’s trapped
When trapped inside these walls certain ideas take roots, such as going home, and bringing back new concepts to this mad city
The result?
Wings begin to emerge, breaking the cycle of feeling stagnant
Finally free, the butterfly sheds light on situations that the caterpillar never considered, ending the internal struggle
Although the butterfly and caterpillar are completely different, they are one and the same.
Things that we *know* are facts about Staz.
Staz is paid by Vedal for something.
Staz does not sleep.
Staz is not necessarily one person
However vedals tone shift mid statement suggests there is possible lie to this.
The third most prevalent theory being thst staz is Vedal is likely not true since vedal has the better sleep cycle.
My current theory suggests Staz is possibly a person who operates the RUclips channel and the twitch account associated witht the name, but may also have some sort of technological assist (provided by tutel) to assis lt in the work.
Tbh at this point i would not blink if someone said Staz was an AI created by Vedal specifically to tract mentions of Vedal.
I think a lot of people think Staz is an AI. Also, there are 21 people working for Vedal AI.
@@Jimmy_Jones shhhhhhhh we all know the 21 employees are AI.
Staz has replied to a comment in a clip that he slept for 6 hours. I doubt that he is being truthful though
Didn’t Staz get hit by a truck and continued to clip
staz is not a person, it's a mindset 🗣️🔥
My theory for a while now was that Staz is a group of Indian people working together, led by an English dude of Indian descent.
Staz is eternal!
Staz is everywhere, always watching
S.T.A.Z.= Space Time AI model Z
I double-checked the channel name before clicking 👀
Maybe he the time god we worship
He’s like the quantum moon in Outer Wilds
"Neuro, count how many sand there is!"
Staz is not a human, he is a God
Don't aggravate Staz; you won't be able to look in the mirror.
v-word,v-word,v-word
Love the plushie stand in!
Love how they know about SCP
🗣📢Scp MENTION!!🕵♂️
Staz is probably a common identity for a group of clippers like every CIA guy is named Lynch in the A-Team movie.
What if... Neuro is Staz, hear me out. Neuro is distributed, so her brain, training data, and so on are all on servers elsewhere (not in Vedal's House / Appartment). If she's streaming or not, maybe she's always watching. Maybe she remote paid some random guy to meet Anny at that con and say "errm errm erm errrm" over and over to make it seem like Staz is human!!??!! I'm on to you Newareo 🧐
Staz = Siivagunner
Please read the channel description
I want to see someone who made an edit of staz into mute from siege with all that screen from random clips.
STAZ is just a bored SCP
Shadow: Omega how many sands are there count them all
I'mcountingsodamnfasthowareyounotimpressed
This is getting too meta, clippers clipping when a clipper is mentioned...
4Head just fix it