To add context Lady Death brought him back to life with more power, and tasked him to destroy half of everything since there were more people alive than there are dead However, Thanos came to learn of the Infinity Stones, and realized its the only way to accomplish his task But once he got them, he was fucking around, gloating to all around him, claiming he is now equal to Death and thus they can be together Mephisto even told Thanos that Lady Death is not his equal, she is now beneath him, and she hates the idea Once Thanos realized that she'll respect him when he completes his task, he snapped, and he regained dignity in her eyes But Thanos kept going on and on and on about his power, in which Death lost interest since his arrogant nature was unappealing
That's mathematically ridiculous. There are many hundreds of times more dead than alive. There have been something like 150 billion humans in all of history, and up until the last couple centuries were never more than a few million alive at any one time.
@@Maybe_The_Guyyes, it’s explained in the comics that thanos is a nihilist, which conflates with his ego, resulting in him subconsciously allowing himself to lose or fail. Such as when he let nebula (I think it was nebula) steal the infinity gauntlet when he was distracted. He could’ve stopped her but he chose not to because he wanted to fail
@@zzodysseuszzi don't see how Thanos in the MCU is Nihilist, reason for this belief is because Nihilist or Nihilism is the belief that life is meaningless they also reject all Religion & Moral Principles. But he sought the Infinity Stones in order to "Save the Universe" that doesn't alugn with being a Nihilist.....
Death was supposed to be the reason why thanos wants the infinity stones in the first place, she was even mentioned in one of the end credits where thanos' henceman told him that he is doing all of his plans just to court death.. later it was scratched and changed 😅
@@NinjapowerMSI mean, there was a reason why he was called "the mad titan". And besides, Thanos basically creates a girlfriend for himself with the stones after Death rejects him lol. So I guess Thanos went the isekai protagonist route with that much power.
Reject lust, pursue God. We must stay focused brothers we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested (read on) hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He was still come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) also, we have various types of evidence that backs up the Bible. Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed it and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Jesus' blood on the Ark of the Covenant which had 23 x chromosomes and 1 Y chromosome. This shows that He was born of a virgin (Mary) and God the Father is His Father. The Holy Spirit exists. I was a slave to s3xual sin for 7-ish d@mn years. Finally at 16, God freed me. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (the disciples thought Jesus would never resurrect) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (they didn’t have any help. Everyone said “crucify Him”) major L to those opposed to Jesus 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback) faith and reason, people hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general. thanks for reading
Yeah he might have been to keep the lady the resurrected him and had a child with him and and admitted she feels love for him get off of Deadpool's r i z z boner
@El T_rex why not just double every planet, plants and all, then split populations between them? why not make an infinite resource for food water and power? he has the goddamn infinity stones.
@@tess9063 I mean there is a theory that why thanos didn’t do that but because I don’t want to type out the whole theory I’m just gonna find the vid and send it here give me a second Alright here: ruclips.net/video/jgif_xUXa9E/видео.html
Movie thanos sucked lmao, they shouldve just analysed and found a way to condense his journey and nihilistic ideas into the plot instead of going for the anti villian route
It also depends on the universe. I believe Thanos saved the world more times than destroyed it. Doesn't make him a hero but I like to think that he is reasonable (except for his infatuation with cosmic being who brainwashed him since early childhood at least), if sadistic.
If I remember the story correctly it was Mephisto that reminded Thanos that you promised to kill half the life in the universe in order to win death's affections.
I mean he cursed him with immortality for a while just so he could never be woth her but after 3 years he saw that he really wanted to kill him more then he loved death
She's more impressed with the suffering you yourself can endure, not the suffering you force others to endure She's impressed by Deadpool's ability to find comedy and happiness even though he terminal cancer and is in constant physical pain
Until Deadpool won Mistress Death's heart, which makes Thanos incredibly jealous and decided to curse Deadpool immortal in order to prevent him from seeing her. 😅
And then Deadpool started yapping, pointed out how all Thanos did was give Death a ton of work to do, and Death was so pissed off she turned Thanos into that same undying corpse thing he turned Nebula into
MCU Thanos is the Chaddest version of Thanos, he's selfless and thinking for everyone's greater good Been reading the comics long before the Phase 1 era, and MCU Thanos is now changing my impression towards him
He frickin tortured his daughter and wiped out half of the population in the universe just to get with death only for her to not give a flip. and then Deadpool-
Thanos didn't destroy ('explode') Nebula. He was frustrated that Death never spoke to him directly, only through her servant. After the servant said something that Thanos thought was rude, he exploded the servant.
He didn't explode nebula, he exploded death's servant nebula later stole the gauntlet and thanos joines what was left of the avengers to defeat her. In the end, a guy named Adam Warlock (who organized the avengers against thanos) took the gauntlet
It wasn't Nebula Thanos exploded, it was a "zombie" Death created and would only speak to Thanos thru it, and it was Mephisto who goaded Thanos into doing The Snap. Infinity Gauntlet #2.
I learned that Mistress Death didn't like all that fancy offerings Thanos did all this time ever since the Infinity Gauntlet event, she just love a simple yet honest things. She's basically a God with selfless duty just like another Cosmic Entities, having all that fancy offerings from Thanos, no matter how great it is, not enough to make her fall in love See, Rizzpool just got her
It's worse than that. She loves Deadpool because he's the man she can never have.
Plot immortality vs canon end of life
Yup, a lot of girls are more attracted to guys who are unavailable than those who respond to their summons immediately
@@sean5558 Sigh true man😢, They'll be mad aswell when the summons are busy
The reason she can't have him is because of a curse cause by Thanos.
Facts which is ironically funny af to me Deadpool is like Death is MY simp lol 😂
"Thanos had selfish desires"
*Shows a thicc skeleton*
That’s what paper bags were made for…sometimes you ain’t gotta see the other side of the grass
@@guntherkozier5798 Bro🤣. You are right though.
@@guntherkozier5798 a true philosopher😂this has me dead
😂😂😂
@@guntherkozier5798 I don’t get it
To add context
Lady Death brought him back to life with more power, and tasked him to destroy half of everything since there were more people alive than there are dead
However, Thanos came to learn of the Infinity Stones, and realized its the only way to accomplish his task
But once he got them, he was fucking around, gloating to all around him, claiming he is now equal to Death and thus they can be together
Mephisto even told Thanos that Lady Death is not his equal, she is now beneath him, and she hates the idea
Once Thanos realized that she'll respect him when he completes his task, he snapped, and he regained dignity in her eyes
But Thanos kept going on and on and on about his power, in which Death lost interest since his arrogant nature was unappealing
That's mathematically ridiculous. There are many hundreds of times more dead than alive. There have been something like 150 billion humans in all of history, and up until the last couple centuries were never more than a few million alive at any one time.
So he got cucked by himself? Seems like Thanos
@@Maybe_The_Guyyes, it’s explained in the comics that thanos is a nihilist, which conflates with his ego, resulting in him subconsciously allowing himself to lose or fail. Such as when he let nebula (I think it was nebula) steal the infinity gauntlet when he was distracted. He could’ve stopped her but he chose not to because he wanted to fail
excluding the destruction of halfo f the universe, i can understand Lady Death's...unappealed emotion...
@@zzodysseuszzi don't see how Thanos in the MCU is Nihilist, reason for this belief is because Nihilist or Nihilism is the belief that life is meaningless they also reject all Religion & Moral Principles. But he sought the Infinity Stones in order to "Save the Universe" that doesn't alugn with being a Nihilist.....
Girl's just not into him. Maybe if he was Canadian...
ikr
as long as he didn't insult any hockey teams, he probably could have gotten citizenship pretty easily as well
Canadian and wears red spandex maybe she would have gotten her to atleast notice him...
@@Shou_22 *Skeleton hit sounds from Minecraft in the distance.*
Yup
Death was supposed to be the reason why thanos wants the infinity stones in the first place, she was even mentioned in one of the end credits where thanos' henceman told him that he is doing all of his plans just to court death.. later it was scratched and changed 😅
Yea they can blame hyperbole easily for that one
The comic reason was pretty dumb anyway. Simp thanos.
Made a beter story
@@NinjapowerMSI mean, there was a reason why he was called "the mad titan". And besides, Thanos basically creates a girlfriend for himself with the stones after Death rejects him lol. So I guess Thanos went the isekai protagonist route with that much power.
@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349 Mad simp more like it. Even more pathetic that he made a girlfrind for himself. That's extra sad lmao.
thanos: i erase half of the universe for you
deadpool: you like jazz?
He snapped for a chance to clap
how do you not have any replies??? this has my stomach hurting lmfao
and still ain't got no sap
And got ntr by a merc
cuz he got a big derck
lol
Dude literally has the mind gem and the reality gem, surely there was an easier way
Nope Deadpool rizzed her up he had no shot my guy
Reject lust, pursue God. We must stay focused brothers
we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested (read on)
hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
God knew we were wack, but He decided He was still come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot.
religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27)
also, we have various types of evidence that backs up the Bible.
Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day.
The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed it and did the math (look it up for more info).
We also found Jesus' blood on the Ark of the Covenant which had 23 x chromosomes and 1 Y chromosome. This shows that He was born of a virgin (Mary) and God the Father is His Father.
The Holy Spirit exists. I was a slave to s3xual sin for 7-ish d@mn years. Finally at 16, God freed me. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now.
also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt.
Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection:
1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (the disciples thought Jesus would never resurrect)
2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs
3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (they didn’t have any help. Everyone said “crucify Him”) major L to those opposed to Jesus
4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone
5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus).
6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback)
faith and reason, people
hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general.
thanks for reading
All he had to do was recreate the scene
Death is an entity beyond Infinity Gems
It's a concept kind off@@ドラゴン殺し
Thanos really out here simping, on a cosmic scale. That’s crazyyy
Omega Level Glazer
Thanos is the definition of “down bad”
"Death is literally heartless so she didnt care"
*Deadpool enters the chat*
When bro has so much rizz he revived a dead heart
Thanos is simping so much
But still lost to Deadpool's rizz
Imagine reading this statement 40 years ago lool
Yeah he might have been to keep the lady the resurrected him and had a child with him and and admitted she feels love for him get off of Deadpool's r i z z boner
if thanos just turned himself into deadpool, his rizz would’ve gone up exponentially
genius.
Learn from Thanos guys, never try to impress women
XD yes, that way you can stay alone forever. No dude! There is many more things like don't torture you own bloody child, that's a good start.
Make women try to impress you, not the other way around.
She's actually not heartless, it's canon that she loves deadpool
Retconned
@Dman Don't care;
the mainline deadpool comics are worse than his guest appearances
No it isn't. She doesn't love Deadpool nor love anyone for that matter
I remember reading this comic in my brother's room. Eventually, the celestials start attacking Thanos and evening launching planets at him!
Lol Thanos made em wanna crash out
Thanos didn't even have "good" intentions in infinity war lol but yeah comic thanos was something else
@El T_rex why not just double every planet, plants and all, then split populations between them? why not make an infinite resource for food water and power? he has the goddamn infinity stones.
@@tess9063 Because you can’t make a villain like that
@@fearz792 damn almost like his ideas on how to solve the population crisis are what make him a villain and he really didn't have any sort of point
@@tess9063 I mean there is a theory that why thanos didn’t do that but because I don’t want to type out the whole theory I’m just gonna find the vid and send it here give me a second
Alright here: ruclips.net/video/jgif_xUXa9E/видео.html
Movie thanos sucked lmao, they shouldve just analysed and found a way to condense his journey and nihilistic ideas into the plot instead of going for the anti villian route
bro snapped half the universe’s population to impress a girl…
And Deadpool snatched her up
I mean, if Death got a body like THAT…I can overlook the skull. That’s what paper bags are truly for.
Lady death points to deadpool*
“Now THAT, that I like”
Thanos is a simp on god frfr
Actually he is a simp for a god of sorts
Funny enough, there was a goddess that simped for Thanos. Hela was the goddess that simped for him.
He's not a simp lol read comics motherfuc
Thanos being over 6'6 tall and being a simp is wild
POV : Thanos snapped away every other male except you 🗿
Thanos is literally just the embodiment of evil
Yeah it makes sense that Death doesn’t love him because she’s not necessarily evil at all. Probably sickens her, because she fell for a hero-Deadpool
It also depends on the universe. I believe Thanos saved the world more times than destroyed it. Doesn't make him a hero but I like to think that he is reasonable (except for his infatuation with cosmic being who brainwashed him since early childhood at least), if sadistic.
If I remember the story correctly it was Mephisto that reminded Thanos that you promised to kill half the life in the universe in order to win death's affections.
Achievement unlocked : Universal Simp
I don't like how he continously tortures Nebula.
Man Thanos probably wants to beat Deadpool into a bloody pulp over and over again for swooping the girl of his dreams.
I mean he cursed him with immortality for a while just so he could never be woth her but after 3 years he saw that he really wanted to kill him more then he loved death
@@hassanhassan-os5oqwait that was thanos?
Thanos’ humanitarian efforts were like if Maoism and Malthusian theory had a baby.
News Anchor: In other News a man wiped out half of the universe just so can clap some cheecks
That is the most absurd but relatable line ever.
And fails miserably
@@bearded18yearold lmao 🤣 😂
@@bearded18yearoldand also gets cucked by a guy in a red spandex
She's more impressed with the suffering you yourself can endure, not the suffering you force others to endure
She's impressed by Deadpool's ability to find comedy and happiness even though he terminal cancer and is in constant physical pain
Deadpool is funny charming dont abuse offspring thanos has no Charm at all
I cant blame her for being with deadpool thanos through didnt left them alone
I guess Thanos was too much of a nice guy tor realise she wasn't that interested anymore.
Physical pain terminal cancer but the strongest healing Factor out of all mutants gtfo
@@juliangriggs7489that's worse, because he can't truly die, and the tumors can't get rid of, so he'll suffer for eternity
She had already fallen in love with deadpool
Marvel Thanos :- Must Save Universe
Comics thanos :- *Simping Intensifies*
Deadpool :- *Stealing Intensifies*
The amount of hatred Thanos is gonna have if/when he finds out about Deadpool’s relationship with death.
Bro didn’t have to do that to nebula
Until Deadpool won Mistress Death's heart, which makes Thanos incredibly jealous and decided to curse Deadpool immortal in order to prevent him from seeing her. 😅
Thanos trying to get his dream crush while deadpool is tapping her instead 😂😂😂😭😂😂
The comic is called Infinity Gauntlet (1991)
Proof that over the top gestures won’t make up for lack of chemistry
Selfish desires 💀
Deadpool meanwhile:rizzing up death*
They humanized thanos so we could relate to him. Ridiculous. We need to stop doing that, it’s ruining superhero films especially with the villains.
Right ad he's a fucking Titan
@@ferguson8143 A titanium Eternal
I agree, like every single villain
Where the good ole time where villain is evil because they are evil?
Thanos in the comic: SIMP
And then Deadpool started yapping, pointed out how all Thanos did was give Death a ton of work to do, and Death was so pissed off she turned Thanos into that same undying corpse thing he turned Nebula into
If simps had infinity gauntlet :
She's not heartless... Just in love with someone else.
Thanos still be simping though.
He should have watched mega mind.
I guess make a short when Death literally gets tired of Thanos does her thing
This proof that sometimes, make your own interpretation instead of been loyal to the source material can be great
She do got a killer body, but that face is the best argument for a paper bag I’ve ever seen
Movie Thanos: Eco-terrorist
Comic Thanos: Overlord simp
thanos out here simpin hard
"literally heartless"
*Falls head over heels in love with Deadpool*
🤣🤣🤣
Dead pool:thanos you have 0 rizz
Death is a smash next question
That one bro after he gets a gf
MCU Thanos is the Chaddest version of Thanos, he's selfless and thinking for everyone's greater good
Been reading the comics long before the Phase 1 era, and MCU Thanos is now changing my impression towards him
All this basically proves is that Deadpool has the Biggest Rizz in the whole damn multiverse since he landed Death without even trying.
I think that she is like "ah, you think it flatters me to give me more work?"
Death looking like raven lmaoo
raven was based on her
@@PhilipKNguyen really? Never heard of that
And then deadpool stole her heart, because he's the one soul she can never have
Thanos : guys in the 21st century
Death : girls in the 21 century
MCU Thanos: The most complex villain.
Comic Thanos: Sadistic simp.
He frickin tortured his daughter and wiped out half of the population in the universe just to get with death only for her to not give a flip.
and then Deadpool-
Thanos in comics : Simp
Thanos in MCU : Chad
Thanos really fallen in love to bones
The virgin thanos vs the chad darksied
Yet after watching avenger many say that Thanos is a good guy 😂
Thanos didn't destroy ('explode') Nebula.
He was frustrated that Death never spoke to him directly, only through her servant.
After the servant said something that Thanos thought was rude, he exploded the servant.
Bro Thanos has a type
It looks like raven from teen titan
Ok but I would fall in love too like look at her structure
I thought thanos was more of a anti hero than villain in the marvel franchise after seeing him in the mcu but DAMN
Thanos be one of them 4channers
Thanos is officially the king of all simps. 😂
I mean.. you can't blame him, death was an absolute BADDIE
He didn't blow nebula up, he blew up deaths servant. Also mephisto tricked him into killing half of the universe.
He was so down bad.
The danger of simping brothers. Never stoop so low
So in the comics he's universal level simp
The Avengers quote; To Challenge Them is to court death
Thanos; looks back and smiles 😎
*_If you snap ALL life out of existence, then I can finally retire._*
Deadpool didnt even try and outplayed him lmao
We all know that deaths loves one man and thats deadpool the man that almost never dies
If I recall correctly, it was Mephisto the one who suggested killing half the population in the universe
But somehow Deadpool impressed her, I get where she's coming from Deadpool is a baddass
If only he had thought to snap and make himself Deadpool
I'm glad that in the MCU, Thanos wanted balance instead of lust
Great video but just a small correction. He doesn't cause nebula to explode, he causes Mistress Death's right hand man and interpreter to explode
He didn't explode nebula, he exploded death's servant nebula later stole the gauntlet and thanos joines what was left of the avengers to defeat her. In the end, a guy named Adam Warlock (who organized the avengers against thanos) took the gauntlet
If that’s death I’m going straight to the nearest bridge
He can use by making wish that she will love him.
this actually makes more sense for thanos to destroy half the universe instead of "creating balance".
It wasn't Nebula Thanos exploded, it was a "zombie" Death created and would only speak to Thanos thru it, and it was Mephisto who goaded Thanos into doing The Snap. Infinity Gauntlet #2.
Didnt explode nebula. Thanos exploded Death's assistant.
All of that just to fall inlove with Deadpool 😂
I learned that Mistress Death didn't like all that fancy offerings Thanos did all this time ever since the Infinity Gauntlet event, she just love a simple yet honest things. She's basically a God with selfless duty just like another Cosmic Entities, having all that fancy offerings from Thanos, no matter how great it is, not enough to make her fall in love
See, Rizzpool just got her
Literally watched the whole movie in this video thanks for saving me time
So glad they changed plot of infinity sage 😂, imagine watching something like this on screen
Lady death is heartless, keyword: “LADY”
Notice how Mephistopheles is there working with him. That’s all 👋