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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @adrianoctavio
    @adrianoctavio 7 месяцев назад +5142

    Calling lucario the "og furry" and then calling arcanine a straight pick might be the biggest double blow to the og furries I've ever seen

    • @GlowstickLamps
      @GlowstickLamps 7 месяцев назад +367

      As a furry, this is incredibly true. And it was a quadruple blow to me, as I don't care for Lucario much, meanwhile I fucking ADORE arcanine (especially hisuian arcanine in smogon singles)

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 7 месяцев назад +185

      @@GlowstickLampsHisuian Arcanine did what I thought was impossible, make a design that could be adored by dog obsessed people and furries even more than the original.

    • @Osric24
      @Osric24 7 месяцев назад +67

      We've been making Pokémon anthros literally since 1998.

    • @Mr.Brothybear
      @Mr.Brothybear 7 месяцев назад +10

      For Better or For Worse

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 7 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@Mr.Brothybear definitely better

  • @rhymeswithmoose228
    @rhymeswithmoose228 7 месяцев назад +3860

    You missed a third option for garchomp: autistic. It has jets. It can fly. Its a ground shark with scythe arms. She has the range, and I have the disability

    • @waddledoo2you13
      @waddledoo2you13 7 месяцев назад +253

      You forget the 4th.
      Chomp

    • @notyourjakey
      @notyourjakey 7 месяцев назад +137

      ​@@waddledoo2you13omw to bite people in my garchomp hoodie 😁

    • @LostInTheInternet93
      @LostInTheInternet93 7 месяцев назад +87

      Honestly, garchomp hits all four for me. PTSD, Land shark Dragon ("which is just cool" - 8 yr old me), and no thoughts only chomp.

    • @AstraKiseki
      @AstraKiseki 7 месяцев назад +37

      Option five (me): I am a sucker for little goblin ground or rock babies that turn into Fucking Terrifying Beasts. (... okay so there's the brainweird too, but really, I just adore the first evos.)

    • @ItsAllNunya
      @ItsAllNunya 7 месяцев назад +24

      The last line had me cackling way too loud in the middle of the night. You hit me Dead center for why garchomp is baby for me.

  • @SquamataReptile
    @SquamataReptile 5 месяцев назад +972

    Thank you for not just uploading the vertical yt shorts videos together into a long form video and instead actually edited them to suit the horizontal format, I am so unbelievably grateful, it’s not a sight to sore the eyes, it is instead a blessing to the soul.

  • @firebrand224
    @firebrand224 Месяц назад +164

    The fact that snom isn't in the category of "cute teeny tiny babies you would overthrow a small to medium sized nation for" is criminal

    • @R-T_san
      @R-T_san 22 дня назад

      Because I'd overthrow large nations too

    • @JeffreyBrown-o8v
      @JeffreyBrown-o8v 9 дней назад +1

      Entirely correct

  • @_Sparky144
    @_Sparky144 6 месяцев назад +252

    For the people who just want to see what he has to say about them:
    2:37 Pikachu
    2:47 Gardevoir
    2:55 Ditto
    2:59 Jigglypuff
    3:00 Lucario
    3:06 Dragonite
    3:08 Arcanine
    3:11 Gengar
    3:14 Ninetales
    3:18 Mimikyu
    3:23 Cubone
    3:26 Aegislash
    3:33 Absol
    3:35 Bidoof
    3:40 Garchomp
    3:46 Chandelure
    3:50 Lopunny
    3:54 Espurr
    3:57 Snorlax
    4:01 Psyduck
    4:07 Milotic
    4:11 Skitty
    4:16 Clefable
    4:18 Sableye
    4:25 Machoke
    4:29 Oddish
    4:33 Luxray
    4:38 Wooper
    4:43 Smeargle
    4:46 Spheal
    4:52 Snom
    4:55 Metagross
    4:59 Gyarados
    5:02 Munchlax
    5:08 Blissey
    5:14 Corviknight
    5:16 Ponyta
    5:19 Tsareena
    5:23 Bewear
    5:27 Crustle
    5:31 Charmander
    5:34 Cyndaquil
    5:37 Torchic
    5:42 Chimchar
    5:48 Tepig
    5:52 Fennekin
    5:56 Litten
    6:01 Scorbunny
    6:03 Fuecoco
    6:07 Mantine
    6:14 Goodra
    6:18 Jynx
    6:22 Dewgong
    6:25 Zeraora
    6:30 Raichu
    6:34 Lapras
    6:42 Tyranitar
    6:47 Joltik
    6:53 Togepi
    6:58 Squirtle
    7:01 Totodile
    7:06 Mudkip
    7:11 Piplup
    7:15 Oshawott
    7:20 Froakie
    7:24 Popplio
    7:30 Sobble
    7:34 Quaxly
    7:39 Meowth
    7:45 Altaria
    7:48 Ludicolo
    7:51 Swadloon
    7:55 Fletchling
    8:03 Pyukumuku
    8:06 Growlithe
    8:09 Salazzle
    8:15 Mr. Mime
    8:19 Shuckle
    8:22 Ursaring
    8:29 Bulbasaur
    8:34 Chikorita
    8:39 Treeko
    8:45 Turtwig
    8:48 Snivy
    8:53 Chespin
    8:59 Rowlet
    9:01 Grookey
    9:05 Sprigatito
    9:13 Gothitelle
    9:17 Slowpoke
    9:22 Volcarona
    9:25 Tinkaton
    9:29 Muk
    9:33 Porygon
    9:38 Chatot
    9:43 Quagsire
    9:48 Miltank
    9:52 Diggersby
    9:55 Eevee
    9:58 Flareon
    10:03 Vaporeon
    10:08 Jolteon
    10:13 Espeon
    10:16 Umbreon
    10:18 Sylveon
    10:23 Glaceon
    10:28 Leafeon

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 4 месяца назад +16

      You are truly the absolute G, thank you so much

    • @_Sparky144
      @_Sparky144 4 месяца назад +7

      @@bobwilson679 Thanks ^v^

    • @nyanakai
      @nyanakai 2 месяца назад +2

      @@_Sparky144THANK YOU

    • @VixieCake
      @VixieCake Месяц назад +3

      Doing the lord's work over here 🙏❤

    • @angrybeardwithlegs5436
      @angrybeardwithlegs5436 Месяц назад +1

      I am so sad that crobat ain’t in this one

  • @jblover_3014
    @jblover_3014 7 месяцев назад +955

    I don't particularly appreciate your words about Raichu. Not because they're false, but because I AM A MIDDLE CHILD AND I DON'T JUST EMPATHIZE, I LOVE HIM.

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 5 месяцев назад +12

      My family doesn't even HAVE a middle child and i love Raichu.

  • @riddlememphis
    @riddlememphis 7 месяцев назад +1553

    Eevee could also be (from experience) formerly gifted kids who self sabotage out of a fear of not having the potential they've always been told they had, or just general crippling decision paralysis

    • @bunkalanda
      @bunkalanda 7 месяцев назад +66

      😳 Oh thats me right now, my favorite mon is Eevee, I might need help

    • @TheHopperUK
      @TheHopperUK 7 месяцев назад +59

      psst that's ADHD

    • @known-stroke
      @known-stroke 7 месяцев назад +28

      ...I hate just how absolutely right you are.

    • @venti6534
      @venti6534 7 месяцев назад +21

      i hate how you js called me out

    • @dierdretowne4888
      @dierdretowne4888 7 месяцев назад +16

      Augh, I did not expect the most accurate take to be hidden in the comments!

  • @missluna___
    @missluna___ 7 месяцев назад +587

    "Gaping even." I can't with you. Lmao.

  • @laurahoffman4388
    @laurahoffman4388 6 месяцев назад +141

    3:40 girl no, Garchomp *is* tye Autism with capital A. It's literally a dragon dinosaur-y land shark :((
    also waiting for Hydreigon.

    • @tonalpleeb07
      @tonalpleeb07 2 месяца назад +5

      WHich is just a combo pack ADHD hydra and Autism dino lol
      Love my emo dragon sm tho

    • @grumboflipflorp5688
      @grumboflipflorp5688 Месяц назад

      Hydreigon is the Pokemon who literally cannot stop biting things. Definitely autism

    • @lolnamelollastname9788
      @lolnamelollastname9788 Месяц назад

      *Michael Rosen voice* One, Two, Three.

  • @vutava8292
    @vutava8292 29 дней назад +11

    6:32
    I always get unreasonably happy whenever I think about the fact that in-lore, Lapras aren't endangered anymore.

  • @savvivixen8490
    @savvivixen8490 7 месяцев назад +258

    The sylveon one wasn't directed at me, but the way I keep falling out every time I rewatch it just... *chef's kiss * 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Carry on, Blake

    • @theeclipsemaster
      @theeclipsemaster 6 месяцев назад +20

      Speaking as the one it was directed at, it's truer than I'd like to admit.

  • @PianoFish
    @PianoFish 7 месяцев назад +504

    I chose my Gen 8 version based entirely on the fact that Galarian Ponyta was a Shield exclusive...guilty as charged.

    • @RuggedGryphon
      @RuggedGryphon 7 месяцев назад +15

      Me with Farfetch'd (my favorite pokemon in all forms) and picking Sword because of that. I feel this

    • @CosmicCake07
      @CosmicCake07 6 месяцев назад

      Same i loooooovvveeee Zacian but i also love Galarian Ponyta A LOT

    • @Peace_of_Toast
      @Peace_of_Toast 6 месяцев назад +1

      I chose shield just because I thought Eiscue was a silly guy, I wish I was kidding.

    • @TheRealDakasch
      @TheRealDakasch 3 месяца назад

      OMG ME TOO LMAO??

  • @ellietheeevee
    @ellietheeevee 7 месяцев назад +406

    that callout with Espeon was way too accurate

    • @snowsleaves
      @snowsleaves 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yes omg

    • @Polina_Lozenko
      @Polina_Lozenko 7 месяцев назад +2

      it wasnt accurate for me, tho it was true w/ me being quiet

    • @Hannah4765
      @Hannah4765 7 месяцев назад

      Same with Glaceon!

    • @ManaCortilim
      @ManaCortilim 7 месяцев назад

      same

    • @EepyGirlLava
      @EepyGirlLava 7 месяцев назад +2

      As an espeon lover, one of my walls is all bookshelves, I may need more, I still have piles of books... How is that callout so accurate.

  • @patrickmorrey8722
    @patrickmorrey8722 4 месяца назад +55

    Dude, the soul read on Shuckle shook me to my core. Like I was watching along and going "Oh yeah, I'm a little like that" and then out of nowhere you hit me with that?!

  • @5Psuperstructure
    @5Psuperstructure 6 месяцев назад +67

    4:18 Christ on a stick you did NOT need to call me out like that 💀

  • @1stCommentCop
    @1stCommentCop 7 месяцев назад +862

    I feel like every Pokemon could be for LGBTQ or people on the spectrum. I am both. Pokemon was made for me. I was made for Pokemon

    • @ellie-beanthegaminqueen
      @ellie-beanthegaminqueen 7 месяцев назад +18

      Omg same dude!

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 7 месяцев назад

      bish me too tf

    • @Demi-Joker
      @Demi-Joker 7 месяцев назад

      Yup, same bro, coming from a bi aspie who grew up on Pokémon

    • @planet_person9753
      @planet_person9753 7 месяцев назад +30

      real. pokemon and autism are a match made in heaven

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 7 месяцев назад +8

      YES YES YES
      ME NURODIVERGENT AND LGBTQ ME LIKE POKEMON

  • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
    @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 7 месяцев назад +502

    Blake actually getting sponsorships?! HER-RAY! You're getting up there. You take this algorithm, take it right where you need it.

  • @pinkcupcake4717
    @pinkcupcake4717 7 месяцев назад +219

    Im a cis girl, but Sylveon and Galarian Ponyta are what I've been wanting from this series since 1999. They're perfection and my inner five year old loves them so much.

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 7 месяцев назад +13

      me cis me love sylveon
      loved her since seeing em on my aunt's 3ds and having that pokemon

    • @sapphis_lazuli
      @sapphis_lazuli 7 месяцев назад +28

      those kinds of pink little soft creatures are the house pets to every preschool girl's barbie 😅

    • @annmarieroyal
      @annmarieroyal 7 месяцев назад +4

      I just like Sylveon cause of her old pokedex entry

    • @consensual.housefire
      @consensual.housefire 6 месяцев назад +10

      Millennial, likely watched MLP:FiM, quiet girl aesthetic

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@consensual.housefire me ain't millennial me late gen z
      i have watched g4 mlp
      i have no idea what quiet girl ascetic is

  • @RunicSSB
    @RunicSSB 3 месяца назад +14

    6:14 That's not what liking Goodra says about you, but there's no way to say the real reason without getting demonetized.

  • @thescottishkarter6151
    @thescottishkarter6151 5 месяцев назад +28

    At least he didn't have anything rude to say about my boy Torkoal.

  • @PiplupPeanut
    @PiplupPeanut 7 месяцев назад +278

    5:23 my job used to have a tradition of giving pokemon cards to new team members based on their personality.
    After spending a month being shy and then deleting everyone at Mario Kart, I was given a Stufful card, which is basically the same thing

    • @Agoraphobia2763
      @Agoraphobia2763 5 месяцев назад +33

      omg i would kill to work there
      I don't care about the payment
      I don't care about the future
      LET ME WORK THERE

    • @AdrieneTheDarkestHorse
      @AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 3 месяца назад

      I'd probably get, idk, Galarian Ponyta or something

  • @yasY0L0
    @yasY0L0 7 месяцев назад +105

    My addition to this segment is that if your favourite Pokemon is Giratina, you either know all the lore, or are a member of "r/im14andthisisdeep"
    Your all also suspicious in the same category

    • @kaepora66
      @kaepora66 7 месяцев назад +11

      I think it also rolls with you like Volo waayyyy too much.

    • @KorilD
      @KorilD 7 месяцев назад

      Excuse you, I know all the lore because it reminds me of Worm from Monster Rancher, and that game series will forever be a special interest of mine.

    • @Unresponsive13
      @Unresponsive13 7 месяцев назад +1

      I know a lot of the lore, and I can't say Giratina *isn't* a favorite of mine among the legendaries, so good aim.

    • @bargainbrandmusician
      @bargainbrandmusician 7 месяцев назад

      @@kaepora66this actually stunned me into silence. you’re right, i’m only a little ashamed to admit it, and i can make him worse

  • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
    @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 7 месяцев назад +179

    8:25 I have a terrible relationship with my father, but I am in fact built like this and single... because of trust issues because of having a terrible relationship with my father.

  • @GarrettBaker-tb5lq
    @GarrettBaker-tb5lq 3 месяца назад +8

    That one about Scorbunny felt like a punch straight in the gut. All of these make so much sense and I don't even know why 😂

  • @benlittle5543
    @benlittle5543 5 месяцев назад +8

    "My name is Chet" perfect accent. Thanks for the laughs. If you could complie the other "what you choices say" videos I would do all the words to that video for you.

  • @kurtwagner4663
    @kurtwagner4663 7 месяцев назад +252

    Yes. I would burn a city down for Spheal. You are correct 😂

    • @Vashthestampdee
      @Vashthestampdee 7 месяцев назад +5

      Who wouldn't?

    • @swissgoat4981
      @swissgoat4981 7 месяцев назад +5

      Just a city? Where's your commitment to the round baby boy?

    • @Cjh137
      @Cjh137 7 месяцев назад

      Relatable

    • @408JMP
      @408JMP 7 месяцев назад +3

      Is friend-shaped! Just like Snom and Fuecoco

    • @Unresponsive13
      @Unresponsive13 7 месяцев назад

      Same. The best thing in gen 3, bar none.

  • @TheCrabMessiah
    @TheCrabMessiah 7 месяцев назад +115

    Slaying the long form content!✨✨✨✨✨✨🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @daw8285
    @daw8285 7 месяцев назад +135

    2:04 "Hej girl-pop want a pumpkin" - my favourite quote from now on

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 3 месяца назад +6

    4:20 The sableye one was perfect. They're just my little 'tism gremlin with their rocks

  • @Rhythm_Haruka46
    @Rhythm_Haruka46 19 дней назад +1

    9:19 that impression 😂
    9:50 SHE IS THE WORST.

  • @Withrix
    @Withrix 7 месяцев назад +240

    “Get your requests in now I’m not doing all of these”
    Blake already ~10% of the way through:
    Speaking of requests, croagunk when?

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 7 месяцев назад +2

      yeah and scraggy

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo 6 месяцев назад +1

      gibble & shedinja
      maybe a bunch of bug types aswell
      i like bugs

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 6 месяцев назад

      @@Geckoreo cool bugs

    • @afluffylittlefriend4597
      @afluffylittlefriend4597 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same with me. What does Purugly mean? Am I stupid? Am I stinky? Am I loud?

    • @emoskullfire9823
      @emoskullfire9823 5 месяцев назад +1

      My favorite is polteageist. It's just a little genderless tea creature.

  • @Coxokis
    @Coxokis 7 месяцев назад +38

    You're very funny. I legitimately managed to avoid falling into the RUclips Shorts black hole until you managed to make it impossible to avoid it any more. Curse you. You're content is amazing and it's only getting better. I will never loose interest.

  • @batcrow6224
    @batcrow6224 7 месяцев назад +103

    I don't think about what my favorite pokemon are (aside from my adorable little shedinja) but every single god damn time I see a pokemon pop up and I'm like "oh yeah i like that one" I just get jabbed in the gut. Not very hard but completely out of nowhere, like what part of Espeon, sableye and pyuku is exposing me so much.😭
    Sometimes it does miss but it's always uncomfortably close AT A MINIMUM.

    • @snowsleaves
      @snowsleaves 7 месяцев назад +3

      Espeon is in my top 3 pokemon and that was a callout if I've ever seen one wow

  • @BelSilva-mu3nk
    @BelSilva-mu3nk 7 дней назад +1

    "Its easy to say you like cat", Yep
    "It's hard to say that YOU are emotionally stunted", I am working on it in therapy

  • @ertyboi944
    @ertyboi944 4 дня назад +1

    The crustle take was a SUCKER PUNCH like I don’t think it could’ve been more accurate for such an obscure pokemon like what the hell dude 😭😭

  • @Pixelaiz
    @Pixelaiz 7 месяцев назад +234

    I WANT MORE DEPRESSION MEAL MONDAYS

    • @sinjin-kaib2443
      @sinjin-kaib2443 7 месяцев назад +8

      Blake, I know you read the comments please do this

    • @jakeblennings
      @jakeblennings  7 месяцев назад +127

      Omg perfect timing because I’m gonna start bringing it back as a monthly series ❤

    • @adrianoctavio
      @adrianoctavio 7 месяцев назад +1

      The way he talked about the jigglypuff line is my depression meal monday

    • @marsroamer6670
      @marsroamer6670 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@jakeblennings HELLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @inkbusters2338
      @inkbusters2338 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@jakeblennings yesssssssss

  • @keetyalexx
    @keetyalexx 7 месяцев назад +43

    It’s still hilarious that Espeon & Umbreon are my babies (they are twins thank you they go together at all times) and I was in fact both the quiet kid and the loud kid. STOP BEING SO ACCURATE (don’t stop, I love it).

  • @LiaSmit-ku2it
    @LiaSmit-ku2it 7 месяцев назад +100

    How can this man read my soul using Pokémon… just HOW?!?

    • @jamaldavis2480
      @jamaldavis2480 7 месяцев назад +4

      I don't get it either... I'm always like... there is no possible way...

    • @zefirdude
      @zefirdude 6 месяцев назад +2

      Do not give blake tarot cards😂

    • @josiecordrey8684
      @josiecordrey8684 3 месяца назад

      Mimikyu was my pick and my gramma literally had a small white dog like that 😨🤣

  • @Very_Coffee
    @Very_Coffee Месяц назад +5

    8:30 I’m dyslexic, I’m trying my best 😭

    • @DelfyDaun
      @DelfyDaun 2 дня назад

      I'm not dyslexic and it still happens every single time 😭

  • @mirih5368
    @mirih5368 2 месяца назад +3

    4:52 Aw, thanks, babe! I'm super neurodivergent! I'd wonder how you can always identify us, but I'm 9000% sure you're one of us, so...

  • @The_Placid_One
    @The_Placid_One 7 месяцев назад +43

    Lucario: Og Furry
    Me: Wait a minute
    Charmander: Probably can’t locate Europe on a map
    My friend who’s dyslexic:…

  • @violet__butterfly
    @violet__butterfly 7 месяцев назад +32

    honestly that's one of the best sponsor segments i've ever seen, also my favs are sylveon and goodra so shockingly accurate lmaooo

  • @VPiixel14
    @VPiixel14 7 месяцев назад +27

    The scorbunny one was too accurate, i've never felt so called out
    And luxray is also for people who do not let go of anything, we love it even with it having the worst movepool and stat spread and is made fun of daily becouse its not a dark type MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT HAS LIGHT IN THE NAME

  • @elishahoyle
    @elishahoyle 3 месяца назад +2

    9:01 Rowlet and Grookey were personal 😂

  • @admiralensin.
    @admiralensin. 6 месяцев назад +1

    (currently incomplete)
    2:40 Pikachu
    2:46 Gardevoir
    2:54 Ditto
    2:59 Jigglypuff
    3:00 Lucario
    3:05 Dragonite

  • @matsvee6746
    @matsvee6746 7 месяцев назад +27

    I still don't know what "Pikachu for the mentally ill" means, but I relate to it.

  • @aleatoryone
    @aleatoryone 7 месяцев назад +31

    Do I know anything about Pokémon? No.
    Did I watch this whole series without knowing anything about them? Yep.

  • @salemstowaway7927
    @salemstowaway7927 7 месяцев назад +6

    "I'm not entirely convinced that you could locate Europe on a map." 🤣Leon getting called the hell out by that.

  • @VegasValentineMusic
    @VegasValentineMusic Месяц назад +1

    whyyyy did the assessment of Gyarados COME FOR MY SOUL SO HARD

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 7 месяцев назад +30

    4:11 you had NO need to call me out like this

  • @Lightningbomb33
    @Lightningbomb33 7 месяцев назад +60

    Damn, you didn't have to go so hard with Squirtle 😭😆

    • @AldoHacha
      @AldoHacha 6 месяцев назад +1

      I shan't recover

  • @dinosaurs_rule
    @dinosaurs_rule 7 месяцев назад +36

    Everytime I see this man on my screen I inhale sharply in fear because I know he is always going to make horribly perceptive insights about me (in the best way, i love your content

  • @spritebubbles
    @spritebubbles 4 месяца назад +5

    Saying Umbreon is the loud kid going out of their way to disappoint their parents is sort of me since I love Umbreon

  • @Alexis-vv5bk
    @Alexis-vv5bk 4 месяца назад +6

    As someone with a tenure in Pokemon roleplay groups (yes really). Some of these are BEYOND accurate.

  • @Marsi-P
    @Marsi-P 7 месяцев назад +26

    4:02 I just have crippling anxiety and get migraines, my bf diagnosed me as psyduck if I were a pokemon and now he's my favorite little guy. also yay ducks

  • @PhoenixCat64
    @PhoenixCat64 7 месяцев назад +30

    Eevee is for the ✨indecisive✨ girlies (me)

  • @emmyloutidwell1024
    @emmyloutidwell1024 7 месяцев назад +22

    *sigh*
    I’m obsessed with Chandelure’s entire evolution line and… I’m also a Björk fan.

  • @phoenixashstar666
    @phoenixashstar666 28 дней назад +2

    10:03 Listen here good sir and listen well! Some of us old vaporean fans had a jump ship onto the Eevee ship because of said article and we will not rest until he sees Guantanamo Bay or is mysteriously missing for the rest of eternity! We want our giant water dog back!

  • @nyxie2877
    @nyxie2877 2 месяца назад +2

    10:16 Other way around actually. I have selective mutism and didn’t have a way to tell my friend I liked her shiny Umbreon shirt and now it’s my entire personality

  • @ornitopesto7554
    @ornitopesto7554 7 месяцев назад +265

    HELLO LGBT COMMUNITY !!!

  • @wariodedede
    @wariodedede 7 месяцев назад +12

    The Ludicolo one hits hard. The jimmy buffet christmas album has been in my family since I was 5 and we play it every year.

  • @sleepdeprivedsprout
    @sleepdeprivedsprout 5 месяцев назад +4

    I am not a furry. I just looked at Lucario and my obession with Egyptian history said "this is my child now. His name is Cobalt and you will have him in every single game he is available in".
    Cobalt is my baby. I want a plush but I'm broke so

  • @Ravens-Call
    @Ravens-Call 6 дней назад +1

    9:00
    heyyy! don't expose me like that!

  • @Annabella_Assassins
    @Annabella_Assassins 3 месяца назад +2

    I’ve watched so many shorts and been like “yup. That sounds right” about my faves but your Porygon take hit me like a freight train

  • @ryanjones_rheios
    @ryanjones_rheios 7 месяцев назад +7

    Eh. 30's really not too bad. The worst part for me at 35 is how things I used to like have evolved/changed to either expand their target base or in response to how that base has shifted. Its very "stranger in a strange land" at times.
    Fun fact, Nartuo running is a theater version of an actual samurai/ninja running that does allow you to move at a decent speed (without swinging the sword on your hip around like a jag). Dragging your arms back doesn't help though, obviously.

  • @wisehealer2536
    @wisehealer2536 7 месяцев назад +28

    You really just ignored Aegislash's nonbinary color palette...

    • @kaepora66
      @kaepora66 6 месяцев назад +4

      And the fact that he brought up monster energy drinks without mentioning the transfem stereotype

    • @pemanilnoob
      @pemanilnoob 6 месяцев назад +3

      How dare he say that absolutely amazingly cool ass SWORD is in ANY way straight?? It is so queer it hurts

  • @natbatlightwood5288
    @natbatlightwood5288 7 месяцев назад +7

    These videos have me in sobs laughing. 😂😂😂
    Although the thoughts on best boy Cyndaquil made me think of the time in work experience when i snapped at a customer (he was harrassing me for like and hour...so i tried to live up to Cyndaquil) and threatened to throw him down the escalator. The staff and my teachers thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @jasonfakename4851
    @jasonfakename4851 3 месяца назад +2

    Perfect video Jake Blemmings!

  • @RandomPerson-vf4tz
    @RandomPerson-vf4tz 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love snom so much. ITS SO CUTE. I’m pretty sure when I first saw it I spent about an hour catching 20 of them and reading so much info about them.
    ( 8:04) I love this Pokémon too! And what you said is also true I don’t go to parties

  • @naka488
    @naka488 7 месяцев назад +12

    Please more depression meal mondays, they're my highlight of the week.

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA 7 месяцев назад +6

    Umbreon is my second favorite Pokemon out of them all, and I simply must say not only have you called me out and it's very accurate, but goddamnit THEY DESERVE THE DISAPPOINTMENT 🔥🔥🔥
    Mostly commenting for algorithm reasons. Love your vids Blake

  • @hazzard_destroyer
    @hazzard_destroyer 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love Mimikyu and my mom used to have one of those small white crusty dogs and I just can’t stop laughing! 😂

  • @StackatackaStudios
    @StackatackaStudios 4 месяца назад +1

    5:29 Pokémon’s got trains… and most of the community agrees that the subway bosses are autistic… and one uses a crustle… yeah you’re probably right

  • @mion7687
    @mion7687 2 месяца назад

    Just wanted to comment that you're a real one. You put so much effort into your videos, your scripts are lovely, and your videos are so comforting when I'm feeling down. Keep up the great work!

  • @pemanilnoob
    @pemanilnoob 6 месяцев назад +3

    7:39 this feels so INCREDIBLY ironic after being offended by every single thing said in this video
    It’s probably “all a joke” or something, but man, did I not expect all of the very rude things said

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 7 месяцев назад +5

    Ha ha ha ha, very funny, Jakeson, i really especially liked the bit where-
    Ok they've probably scrolled past by now, Blake, listen to me; you need to insert a pal from palworld into one if these episodes and say nothing and never acknowledge it.
    You have the opportunity to put out the funniest misinformation campaign ever by insisting that Gobfin or Cinnamoth is a pokemon, giving them a stereotype, and never acknowledging it directly again.
    It'll also make dommy algorithm very happy so thats a bonus.

  • @Lightningbomb33
    @Lightningbomb33 7 месяцев назад +7

    Loving the wide-screen content btw❤

  • @FroggyNuggets-oh8yp
    @FroggyNuggets-oh8yp 2 месяца назад +1

    I waited till the end for Leafeon and I was like "oop well my personality is weed or flower crowns 😂"

  • @ambush8262
    @ambush8262 4 месяца назад +1

    10:21 Thanks for predicting the future lmao 👍

  • @dai7v7
    @dai7v7 2 месяца назад +4

    I am trans, and the worst part of realiziong I am a woman is that I can no longer be gay for men

  • @DaveMcDavesson
    @DaveMcDavesson 4 месяца назад +3

    we, no I, for I am probably the only person who thinks this, need Regigigas Representation.

  • @that1nerdyblackgirl736
    @that1nerdyblackgirl736 7 месяцев назад +9

    5:15 jokes on you I watch my anime with illegal sites

    • @Shom_Is_Bored
      @Shom_Is_Bored 4 месяца назад

      Same 😭😭😭

    • @Jacksoninaroar
      @Jacksoninaroar 3 месяца назад +1

      I use Crunchyroll for one piece

    • @inkthekitsune
      @inkthekitsune 3 месяца назад +1

      Jokes on you I don’t watch anime! He’s just cool

  • @Hadesian
    @Hadesian 6 месяцев назад +2

    Have you seen shiny glaceon ? Immaculate colours and a soothing tone. Whatever they say, ice type pokemons are special and deserve love.
    For the record, my second favorite is arcanine. Big fluffy loyal friend. What else can I say ?

  • @wheatsinthebox
    @wheatsinthebox 7 дней назад

    that glaceon one was a CALLOUT

  • @grumpygoosegg3514
    @grumpygoosegg3514 7 месяцев назад +5

    5:35 don’t ever talk to me and my Cyndaquill ever again, mainly because you called me out like 20 times already and I will 🦆ing cry SOOO hard lol

    • @grumpygoosegg3514
      @grumpygoosegg3514 7 месяцев назад +1

      7:03 and it just got worse 😭 😭 😭

  • @knajnamaria
    @knajnamaria 7 месяцев назад +5

    I felt so called out when he mentioned sylveon

  • @Freshbread22
    @Freshbread22 2 месяца назад +3

    7:03 hit me hard

  • @Ickygrunt
    @Ickygrunt 5 месяцев назад +2

    I only have one absolute favorite but got called autistic 3 times, and your right

  • @lackingcreativevalue
    @lackingcreativevalue 3 месяца назад

    "Rowlet: This is Pikachu for the mentally ill."
    YES SIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

  • @rickhealey4231
    @rickhealey4231 7 месяцев назад +5

    *sees the comment on Shuckle*
    I would come over there and deny that, but that would involve leaving my house first.

  • @gwagner1380
    @gwagner1380 7 месяцев назад +11

    Yeah I feel ya man, I also turned 30 last week so I'm still thinking about what to do with that information. But hey congrats on the sponsorship!!!
    Also yeah, as an Ursaring myself I wouldn't be against finding another bear. If anything good came with leaving the 20s and entering the 30s is that I am no longer in my Otter phase anymore! Feels good man!

  • @ashleylightheart126
    @ashleylightheart126 7 месяцев назад +14

    LETS GO! JAKE GOT A SPONSORSHIP!

  • @zenthr
    @zenthr 19 дней назад

    Hey! It's Cubone!
    "Sadness for you is not an emotion, it is a sport. And you intend to win that sport. "
    Hey!
    You mean I won that sport.

  • @arieltaylor735
    @arieltaylor735 21 день назад

    I have watched all of these shorts, and remembered Psyduck was targeted exactly towards me, but i was somehow not prepared for how accurate that was...

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 7 месяцев назад +4

    Blake: Rowlet is Pikachu for the mentally ill
    *Moments later*
    Judge: How do you plead to this case of body mutilation?
    Me: Not guilty by reason of insanity
    Judge: Fair enough, and I like your bowtie owl too!
    Me: 😊🦉

    • @NobodyDrinksFromMyGal
      @NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bowtie owl is the bestest owl. It also evolves into an adorable granny that pinches all her grandkids cheeks and will never stop. ^_^

  • @-SeaSnake-
    @-SeaSnake- 7 месяцев назад +16

    3:50 Lopunny ain' even my fav but, in my defense: I don't like it 'cuz o' whadja thinkin'- I jus' think kickin' hard's badass

    • @Alexishighonheroine1
      @Alexishighonheroine1 4 месяца назад +1

      can i get a translation please?

    • @-SeaSnake-
      @-SeaSnake- 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Alexishighonheroine1 Hard kicks = Badass imo

    • @Shom_Is_Bored
      @Shom_Is_Bored 4 месяца назад

      She remids me of mirko from mha lol if u like lopunny then u should google her

    • @-SeaSnake-
      @-SeaSnake- 4 месяца назад

      @@Shom_Is_Bored ... I know who she is-... I'm looking for somewhere to watch the anime IN CASTILIAN-... Also-... I've growna kinda dislike the design-...

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois 7 месяцев назад +4

    0:52 I’m turn 30 at the end of the month. I feel this in my soul. (Also, Happy Birthday!🥳 )

  • @aA-hj3tt
    @aA-hj3tt 27 дней назад

    its insane to think that monster used to be a straight guy drink lmao

  • @Trumpeter667
    @Trumpeter667 3 месяца назад

    "Oh the Absol wasn't super accurate, but I can see where..." *Gets knocked out by Espurr analysis*
    ...Later...
    "No, this eevee depiction is not me at all because..." Espeon and Sylveon double strike

  • @MrOrbius
    @MrOrbius 7 месяцев назад +5

    8:10 I don't even own a vape pen...