Here's what 100+ of your favorite Pokémon say about you!
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- Опубликовано: 2 июл 2024
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--------------------------- Chapters ---------------------------
00:00 - intro
02:37 - Episode 1
03:23 - Episode 2
04:07 - Episode 3
04:52 - Episode 4
05:31 - Episode 5
06:07 - Episode 6
06:58 - Episode 7
07:38 - Episode 8
08:29 - Episode 9
09:13 - Episode 10
09:55 - Episode 11 
Игры
Calling lucario the "og furry" and then calling arcanine a straight pick might be the biggest double blow to the og furries I've ever seen
As a furry, this is incredibly true. And it was a quadruple blow to me, as I don't care for Lucario much, meanwhile I fucking ADORE arcanine (especially hisuian arcanine in smogon singles)
@@GlowstickLampsHisuian Arcanine did what I thought was impossible, make a design that could be adored by dog obsessed people and furries even more than the original.
We've been making Pokémon anthros literally since 1998.
For Better or For Worse
@@Mr.Brothybear definitely better
You missed a third option for garchomp: autistic. It has jets. It can fly. Its a ground shark with scythe arms. She has the range, and I have the disability
You forget the 4th.
Chomp
@@waddledoo2you13omw to bite people in my garchomp hoodie 😁
Honestly, garchomp hits all four for me. PTSD, Land shark Dragon ("which is just cool" - 8 yr old me), and no thoughts only chomp.
Option five (me): I am a sucker for little goblin ground or rock babies that turn into Fucking Terrifying Beasts. (... okay so there's the brainweird too, but really, I just adore the first evos.)
The last line had me cackling way too loud in the middle of the night. You hit me Dead center for why garchomp is baby for me.
Eevee could also be (from experience) formerly gifted kids who self sabotage out of a fear of not having the potential they've always been told they had, or just general crippling decision paralysis
😳 Oh thats me right now, my favorite mon is Eevee, I might need help
psst that's ADHD
...I hate just how absolutely right you are.
i hate how you js called me out
Augh, I did not expect the most accurate take to be hidden in the comments!
I feel like every Pokemon could be for LGBTQ or people on the spectrum. I am both. Pokemon was made for me. I was made for Pokemon
Omg same dude!
bish me too tf
Yup, same bro, coming from a bi aspie who grew up on Pokémon
real. pokemon and autism are a match made in heaven
YES YES YES
ME NURODIVERGENT AND LGBTQ ME LIKE POKEMON
I don't particularly appreciate your words about Raichu. Not because they're false, but because I AM A MIDDLE CHILD AND I DON'T JUST EMPATHIZE, I LOVE HIM.
I chose my Gen 8 version based entirely on the fact that Galarian Ponyta was a Shield exclusive...guilty as charged.
Me with Farfetch'd (my favorite pokemon in all forms) and picking Sword because of that. I feel this
Same i loooooovvveeee Zacian but i also love Galarian Ponyta A LOT
I chose shield just because I thought Eiscue was a silly guy, I wish I was kidding.
that callout with Espeon was way too accurate
Yes omg
it wasnt accurate for me, tho it was true w/ me being quiet
Same with Glaceon!
same
As an espeon lover, one of my walls is all bookshelves, I may need more, I still have piles of books... How is that callout so accurate.
“Get your requests in now I’m not doing all of these”
Blake already ~10% of the way through:
Speaking of requests, croagunk when?
yeah and scraggy
gibble & shedinja
maybe a bunch of bug types aswell
i like bugs
@@Geckoreo cool bugs
Same with me. What does Purugly mean? Am I stupid? Am I stinky? Am I loud?
"Gaping even." I can't with you. Lmao.
Blake actually getting sponsorships?! HER-RAY! You're getting up there. You take this algorithm, take it right where you need it.
Im a cis girl, but Sylveon and Galarian Ponyta are what I've been wanting from this series since 1999. They're perfection and my inner five year old loves them so much.
me cis me love sylveon
loved her since seeing em on my aunt's 3ds and having that pokemon
those kinds of pink little soft creatures are the house pets to every preschool girl's barbie 😅
I just like Sylveon cause of her old pokedex entry
Millennial, likely watched MLP:FiM, quiet girl aesthetic
@@consensual.housefire me ain't millennial me late gen z
i have watched g4 mlp
i have no idea what quiet girl ascetic is
Lucario: Og Furry
Me: Wait a minute
Charmander: Probably can’t locate Europe on a map
My friend who’s dyslexic:…
8:25 I have a terrible relationship with my father, but I am in fact built like this and single... because of trust issues because of having a terrible relationship with my father.
Yes. I would burn a city down for Spheal. You are correct 😂
Who wouldn't?
Just a city? Where's your commitment to the round baby boy?
Relatable
Is friend-shaped! Just like Snom and Fuecoco
Same. The best thing in gen 3, bar none.
You're very funny. I legitimately managed to avoid falling into the RUclips Shorts black hole until you managed to make it impossible to avoid it any more. Curse you. You're content is amazing and it's only getting better. I will never loose interest.
It’s still hilarious that Espeon & Umbreon are my babies (they are twins thank you they go together at all times) and I was in fact both the quiet kid and the loud kid. STOP BEING SO ACCURATE (don’t stop, I love it).
My addition to this segment is that if your favourite Pokemon is Giratina, you either know all the lore, or are a member of "r/im14andthisisdeep"
Your all also suspicious in the same category
I think it also rolls with you like Volo waayyyy too much.
Excuse you, I know all the lore because it reminds me of Worm from Monster Rancher, and that game series will forever be a special interest of mine.
I know a lot of the lore, and I can't say Giratina *isn't* a favorite of mine among the legendaries, so good aim.
@@kaepora66this actually stunned me into silence. you’re right, i’m only a little ashamed to admit it, and i can make him worse
I WANT MORE DEPRESSION MEAL MONDAYS
Blake, I know you read the comments please do this
Omg perfect timing because I’m gonna start bringing it back as a monthly series ❤
The way he talked about the jigglypuff line is my depression meal monday
@@jakeblennings HELLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@jakeblennings yesssssssss
Eevee is for the ✨indecisive✨ girlies (me)
*sigh*
I’m obsessed with Chandelure’s entire evolution line and… I’m also a Björk fan.
How can this man read my soul using Pokémon… just HOW?!?
I don't get it either... I'm always like... there is no possible way...
Do not give blake tarot cards😂
Slaying the long form content!✨✨✨✨✨✨🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Do I know anything about Pokémon? No.
Did I watch this whole series without knowing anything about them? Yep.
5:23 my job used to have a tradition of giving pokemon cards to new team members based on their personality.
After spending a month being shy and then deleting everyone at Mario Kart, I was given a Stufful card, which is basically the same thing
omg i would kill to work there
I don't care about the payment
I don't care about the future
LET ME WORK THERE
2:04 "Hej girl-pop want a pumpkin" - my favourite quote from now on
I don't think about what my favorite pokemon are (aside from my adorable little shedinja) but every single god damn time I see a pokemon pop up and I'm like "oh yeah i like that one" I just get jabbed in the gut. Not very hard but completely out of nowhere, like what part of Espeon, sableye and pyuku is exposing me so much.😭
Sometimes it does miss but it's always uncomfortably close AT A MINIMUM.
Espeon is in my top 3 pokemon and that was a callout if I've ever seen one wow
4:02 I just have crippling anxiety and get migraines, my bf diagnosed me as psyduck if I were a pokemon and now he's my favorite little guy. also yay ducks
I still don't know what "Pikachu for the mentally ill" means, but I relate to it.
HELLO LGBT COMMUNITY !!!
HELLO FELLOW GAYEs!
-Power!
HAIIIIIIIIO
i'm gay
Hi
HELLO
Damn, you didn't have to go so hard with Squirtle 😭😆
I shan't recover
4:18 Christ on a stick you did NOT need to call me out like that 💀
I felt so called out when he mentioned sylveon
Everytime I see this man on my screen I inhale sharply in fear because I know he is always going to make horribly perceptive insights about me (in the best way, i love your content
honestly that's one of the best sponsor segments i've ever seen, also my favs are sylveon and goodra so shockingly accurate lmaooo
3:50 Lopunny ain' even my fav but, in my defense: I don't like it 'cuz o' whadja thinkin'- I jus' think kickin' hard's badass
The sylveon one wasn't directed at me, but the way I keep falling out every time I rewatch it just... *chef's kiss * 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carry on, Blake
Speaking as the one it was directed at, it's truer than I'd like to admit.
The Ludicolo one hits hard. The jimmy buffet christmas album has been in my family since I was 5 and we play it every year.
You really just ignored Aegislash's nonbinary color palette...
And the fact that he brought up monster energy drinks without mentioning the transfem stereotype
How dare he say that absolutely amazingly cool ass SWORD is in ANY way straight?? It is so queer it hurts
The scorbunny one was too accurate, i've never felt so called out
And luxray is also for people who do not let go of anything, we love it even with it having the worst movepool and stat spread and is made fun of daily becouse its not a dark type MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT HAS LIGHT IN THE NAME
Eh. 30's really not too bad. The worst part for me at 35 is how things I used to like have evolved/changed to either expand their target base or in response to how that base has shifted. Its very "stranger in a strange land" at times.
Fun fact, Nartuo running is a theater version of an actual samurai/ninja running that does allow you to move at a decent speed (without swinging the sword on your hip around like a jag). Dragging your arms back doesn't help though, obviously.
Please more depression meal mondays, they're my highlight of the week.
Umbreon is my second favorite Pokemon out of them all, and I simply must say not only have you called me out and it's very accurate, but goddamnit THEY DESERVE THE DISAPPOINTMENT 🔥🔥🔥
Mostly commenting for algorithm reasons. Love your vids Blake
I know what I’m in for when my favourite pokemon are Darkrai and Clodsire, can’t wait for the next wave of these
*sees the comment on Shuckle*
I would come over there and deny that, but that would involve leaving my house first.
begging you for more of these compilations, I love letting them loop in the background! and also thank you for all your hard work!
Blake: Rowlet is Pikachu for the mentally ill
*Moments later*
Judge: How do you plead to this case of body mutilation?
Me: Not guilty by reason of insanity
Judge: Fair enough, and I like your bowtie owl too!
Me: 😊🦉
Bowtie owl is the bestest owl. It also evolves into an adorable granny that pinches all her grandkids cheeks and will never stop. ^_^
These videos have me in sobs laughing. 😂😂😂
Although the thoughts on best boy Cyndaquil made me think of the time in work experience when i snapped at a customer (he was harrassing me for like and hour...so i tried to live up to Cyndaquil) and threatened to throw him down the escalator. The staff and my teachers thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂
I really hope that you keep the series going
as a fellow queer who is gonna be turning 33 at the end of the months, don't let anyone lie to you -- your 30s will be way better than your 20s
10/10 series! I've been watching your content for a while, and I love it so much! Keep up the good work!
I also turned 30 recently and I'm also still a bit tender about it. Solidarity and love. Also commenting to boost ur ego (deserved) and feed the algo rhythms (blessed be thy name)
"Is that a bear?" Not me expecting the gay kind to appear on screen 😂😂😂
Yeah I feel ya man, I also turned 30 last week so I'm still thinking about what to do with that information. But hey congrats on the sponsorship!!!
Also yeah, as an Ursaring myself I wouldn't be against finding another bear. If anything good came with leaving the 20s and entering the 30s is that I am no longer in my Otter phase anymore! Feels good man!
LETS GO! JAKE GOT A SPONSORSHIP!
Already listened to all shorts, but watching them back to back hits different X'D I need more!!!
Love the video! I hope to see part 2!
Loving the wide-screen content btw❤
With all due respect, as someone who includes Totodile and Umbreon in their favorites, how fucking dare you?
Have you seen shiny glaceon ? Immaculate colours and a soothing tone. Whatever they say, ice type pokemons are special and deserve love.
For the record, my second favorite is arcanine. Big fluffy loyal friend. What else can I say ?
truly funny my guy keep up the good work
I JUST THINK THE FUNNY WATER DOG IS CUTE, OKAY. THAT POSYPASTA IS A CURSE
5:15 jokes on you I watch my anime with illegal sites
Love these lists you do! Please dont stop
When you started this series i was unbelievably excited!! i love seeing my favorites pop up ❤❤ if you continue the series, i’d love to see my girl mawile
where's lunala
10:19 wasn't surprising
What are talking about? I didn’t see that com- wait, DONT PAN TO MY SYLVIAN FUNKO POP WITH A TRANS FLAG
10:19
Hit the nail right on the head there
(Already knew tho)
your energy is unmatched and i love it
`PLEASE DO MALAMAR I WANT TO BE INSULTED OVER LIKING MY EVIL SQUID KING
Mine is snom, i hope he's safe
EDIT: Damn, probably.
I just went back and watched these all last week. Today, I very happily watched them again!
Honestly I stumbled on Blake's shorts randomly and just subscribed right away love the energy and how I always laugh with the vids, plus very accurate depictions keep it up cause you're slaying
I love these so much! Your reads are spot on.
No, i love Jolteon because he was my one shining hope against Sabrina in Gen 1. Basically, he saved me from a bully when I was younger, and now I'm diehard loyal to my spiky boy.
I got flammed on numerous occasions from this man, and im dying of laughter
amazing pick for background music, the swsh pokemon center theme is definitely the best in the series
Ha ha ha ha, very funny, Jakeson, i really especially liked the bit where-
Ok they've probably scrolled past by now, Blake, listen to me; you need to insert a pal from palworld into one if these episodes and say nothing and never acknowledge it.
You have the opportunity to put out the funniest misinformation campaign ever by insisting that Gobfin or Cinnamoth is a pokemon, giving them a stereotype, and never acknowledging it directly again.
It'll also make dommy algorithm very happy so thats a bonus.
Man I sure would like to see more of this content creator.
You are one of my favorite content creators! I love your humor! The editing and comedic timing! Always love your videos 😁 thank you for making them!
i need more of this series
Always enjoy coming across your shorts when doom scrolling, this works really nice as long form.
10:17 I just like the way he looks his shiny is amazing
I love Mimikyu and my mom used to have one of those small white crusty dogs and I just can’t stop laughing! 😂
Turtwig called me out, mayhaps, a little too hard LMAOOOOOOO
Dude please continue this series it is sooo funny 🤣
Raichu one feels personal. Not because I’m a middle child, but because the thing is constantly overshadowed by its two prevos and honestly I can relate. I have a younger sibling who’s better than me in almost every way.
I'm concerned that so many of my favorite Pokémon had me feeling called out. This was more accurate than a tarot reading.
The espeon one is weirdly valid cause i talk a lot now but when i was a kid i was a quiet kid reader who ran away from people who tried to talk to me
Jake bringing out the absolutely heater content once again.
I STILL cannot get over the fact that people around me started pointing out i was likely autistic around the same time the short that included my favourite pokemon (Volcarona) came out just. its just a wild thing for me
imma be real, when i first saw oshawott's final evolution i was like : this whole evolution line has a special place in my heart
Hell yeah, the sponsorships are coming in!! Tbh, Blake is one of the only people I watch who can actually make it interesting.
As someone who has multiple favorites, here are my responses:
1. Corvaknight- I don’t have a crunchyroll account!
2. Scorbunny- I’m the shy girl who only had male friends 😭
3. Oshawott- I actually love it’s final evolution, samurott was the first Pokémon card I ever got
4. Sprigatito- I’m not mad, I was hoping it would stay down but I love it’s final form. I actually have a sprigatito plush I named “the boy” because I couldn’t come up with a name 😭
5. Eevee- Jokes on you I’m never gonna have a boyfriend!
5a. Jolteon- it doesn’t help that my name starts with a c and I (personally) believe all my opinions suck
5b. Umbreon- quiet kid who accidentally disappointed their parents and now I can’t stop
5c. Sylveon- yes
Sorry I have a lot of favorites
Okay the Esper one was tooooooo accurate for my liking-
Spheal and Snom being back-to-back heals my soul
These are so fun to watch, I can’t wait to watch more! I hope my favorite, Gliscor, is in one of them!
Such a perfect series.
Great video jake blennings!
as an espeon fan i really wish there WAS a "most books read" award in my elementary school. your analysis would then be completely and entirely true. right now its just mostly completely true.
I came in here expecting a dull, buzzfeed-like list, but I geniuenly have to pause the video every other mon from laughing too hard. Great vid!