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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @duetforherbivores
    @duetforherbivores 5 лет назад +6404

    12:17 8 year old me typing "but it was all a dream" at the end of my story

    • @Sam-mk8sl
      @Sam-mk8sl 5 лет назад +208

      honeydew omg I remember doing this all the time 😂

    • @stupiidbee
      @stupiidbee 4 года назад +165

      LMAO THIS IS UNDERRATED

    • @PlaystationSimmer
      @PlaystationSimmer 4 года назад +115

      How DARE you attack me like this 😂

    • @rrandomness
      @rrandomness 4 года назад +8

      ik

    • @blank___space
      @blank___space 4 года назад +10

      so relatable

  • @BRZbash
    @BRZbash 5 лет назад +5209

    17:58 my teachers putting my grades in at the end of the semester

  • @cat-hp5qf
    @cat-hp5qf 5 лет назад +6113

    12 year old me changing my Instagram bio to “good girls are just bad girls who haven’t been caught”

    • @sydney6759
      @sydney6759 5 лет назад +124

      E damn i feel attacked

    • @ellaw7476
      @ellaw7476 5 лет назад +125

      LittyCat oof this one hit a lil too close to home

    • @debbie7059
      @debbie7059 5 лет назад +12

      I am the #1 person who dose not have a pone!

    • @carsonmcisaac4647
      @carsonmcisaac4647 5 лет назад +20

      That’s a mood

    • @aesthxtxcs4725
      @aesthxtxcs4725 5 лет назад +40

      5sos reference i see? N-no? Just me? O-okay..

  • @30ofJulho
    @30ofJulho 2 года назад +1011

    She's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment

  • @SweetPimpin
    @SweetPimpin 5 лет назад +16481

    9 year old me looking up how to buy a house after having an argument with my parents

  • @kuuly3334
    @kuuly3334 5 лет назад +650

    0:47 "I have a few minutes before I have to leave the house"
    1 hour later: Still doing video

  • @moonl0vr
    @moonl0vr 6 лет назад +6146

    “I don’t have much time”
    *video is one hour*

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 6 лет назад +143

      intro and video are separate

    • @mistaken5289
      @mistaken5289 6 лет назад +28

      @@guacamoli7 ohhh okay, even so, an hour is pretty fast.

    • @flip-flopflamingo1232
      @flip-flopflamingo1232 5 лет назад +17

      OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE OML YESS QUEEENNNN SHANEEEEEEEE SLAYYY

    • @joycebrown9398
      @joycebrown9398 5 лет назад +5

      😆😆😆😆

    • @cathyalbert3785
      @cathyalbert3785 5 лет назад +2

      chicken fry the same thing I was fixing to comment

  • @glixkrixh
    @glixkrixh 3 года назад +376

    me clicking every time stamp in the comments : 6:11

  • @Harajukubarbie333
    @Harajukubarbie333 5 лет назад +2096

    17:58 when my French teacher sees I misspell "oui" as "wii"

  • @carlos5778
    @carlos5778 7 лет назад +3046

    It’s funny cuz when I hear people chew like that in real life I get frustrated but for her it’s just so soothing and calm

  • @gari727
    @gari727 5 лет назад +693

    I saw this in a meme and it relaxed me instantly, I HAD to look for the video

  • @abriannahernanadez3326
    @abriannahernanadez3326 3 года назад +1125

    42:05 me texting my cousin the tea I overheard from the family talk

  • @jules9448
    @jules9448 5 лет назад +2926

    42:05 me throwing shade on my Snapchat story

  • @cameron-mp3lz
    @cameron-mp3lz 5 лет назад +2683

    17:58 When the teacher sends an email warning about you misbehaving

  • @heidit4794
    @heidit4794 6 лет назад +6845

    Me texting my friends on Google docs from across the classroom

    • @fransalvino8
      @fransalvino8 5 лет назад +81

      ItzGigiB phat mood

    • @isabellahenderson9393
      @isabellahenderson9393 5 лет назад +197

      *gotta keep it lo key so the teachers won’t watch you from go guardian*

    • @tomatoface397
      @tomatoface397 5 лет назад +127

      *me on google hangouts by myself since it's dead*

    • @MichaelMyers6789
      @MichaelMyers6789 5 лет назад +12

      Tomato Face piktochat if you played the ds

    • @zarraah
      @zarraah 5 лет назад +14

      I do that all the time

  • @Carolsdaughter56
    @Carolsdaughter56 3 года назад +1061

    First ASMR experience. This is crazy good and I am immediately hooked. When I was a little girl in the 70's, my aunt from Arkansas had this quiet Southern charm about her that I loved. But what I remember most is how she chewed and popped her gum in such an entertaining way, she just captured my attention. That talent, her smiles and hospitality, and her amazing sweet tea, made my brutal childhood more bearable. This video reminded me of her. Sorry for the book. Thanks for using your skills to bring calm to so many distressed people out there. Blessings to you.

  • @shamirah9263
    @shamirah9263 6 лет назад +3356

    Me on the internet: LMAOOO OMFG I CANT EVEN BREATHE GIRL IM DEADD AFFFFF
    Me in real life:

    • @angie-fc7wl
      @angie-fc7wl 6 лет назад +10

      iGucci ok

    • @karahlou573
      @karahlou573 6 лет назад +33

      lmao when someone says “u got no jams”

    • @insertcringeyusername3059
      @insertcringeyusername3059 6 лет назад +71

      karah lou lmao when someone says “aNy aRMys hErE?!1!1”

    • @cookiedough9579
      @cookiedough9579 6 лет назад +37

      *Insert Cringey Username*
      LMAO IKR like calm tf down, and not everybody likes BTS honestly they sound like crap to me. No offense

    • @dollfacedlo
      @dollfacedlo 6 лет назад +16

      @@cookiedough9579 smh whateva boo.

  • @creeperslayerftw
    @creeperslayerftw 5 лет назад +5099

    10 year old me making google translate say cuss words

  • @emmasandoval7494
    @emmasandoval7494 6 лет назад +6383

    Me arguing with an 8 year old on RUclips in the comment section.

    • @scorkran2005
      @scorkran2005 5 лет назад +53

      I know this is an old comment but, nice picture of Lucas.

    • @cameron-mp3lz
      @cameron-mp3lz 5 лет назад +27

      Santana Corkran Haha you’re watching old videos like me

    • @AALIXD
      @AALIXD 5 лет назад +1

      Emma Lee Same 💀

    • @rachelanya5204
      @rachelanya5204 5 лет назад +22

      I actually argued with an triggered 8 year old one hour ago! Wowie!

    • @isabellahenderson9393
      @isabellahenderson9393 5 лет назад +4

      Me💀💀

  • @19lemonsandoranges
    @19lemonsandoranges 4 года назад +990

    20:17 substitute teacher reading names

    • @fernandocarreon5941
      @fernandocarreon5941 3 года назад +11

      🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @19lemonsandoranges
      @19lemonsandoranges 3 года назад +8

      @bowlcut and then they're like "Guys tell me when I get it wrong and correct me cause I'm really very bad at this" and the whole class giggles when 'kayla' is pronounced "kylie'

    • @tyler_ramey
      @tyler_ramey 2 года назад +3

      This is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ghouveins3587
    @ghouveins3587 4 года назад +4261

    Me searching up the entire cast after watching a movie or show

  • @rictaslicta
    @rictaslicta 4 года назад +3676

    41:55
    When you're playing Hunger Games in Minecraft and you see someone with no armour and no weapon

  • @wigless1801
    @wigless1801 6 лет назад +1145

    15:51-16:03 Laura editing her apology video

  • @vaniapinto8214
    @vaniapinto8214 3 года назад +231

    7:50 10 year old me searching “Real Bigfoot caught on camera” on RUclips

    • @dollic1de
      @dollic1de 3 года назад +4

      LMAO I DID THAT AT 8 ONE YEAR AGO

    • @daedango6302
      @daedango6302 2 года назад

      @@dollic1de bruh who taught you lmao?

    • @Ahmedexe_13
      @Ahmedexe_13 2 месяца назад

      omg you are now 11​@@dollic1de

  • @iLoxem
    @iLoxem 4 года назад +7164

    *NOBODY* :
    *FRONT HOSPITAL LADIES WHEN YOU'RE DYING*

    • @najo5304
      @najo5304 4 года назад +82

      I bet you saw that on tiktok

    • @Valentina-yy7ve
      @Valentina-yy7ve 4 года назад +25

      Excusemesiryougotnojams your profile pic is why I subscribed to you ;)

    • @nico5991
      @nico5991 4 года назад +4

      offbright it’s a “step chicken” idk where it came from or what i means

    • @madswenzel9353
      @madswenzel9353 4 года назад +28

      "Okay do you have a reservation?"

    • @gem9766
      @gem9766 4 года назад +14

      we don’t steal jokes, we make new ones

  • @Rainjojo
    @Rainjojo 5 лет назад +8564

    Me playing the sims at 3 am in the morning

  • @dantastic3552
    @dantastic3552 5 лет назад +2020

    15:51
    James Charles Editing his apology video

    • @dailyuwusforeveryoneyay7405
      @dailyuwusforeveryoneyay7405 5 лет назад +5

      Stolen

    • @aliciasheridan1477
      @aliciasheridan1477 5 лет назад +14

      damn... we really still on that?

    • @nvzqi
      @nvzqi 5 лет назад +2

      @@aliciasheridan1477 right like damn

    • @yubinblu
      @yubinblu 4 года назад +32

      @@nvzqi @alicia sheridan, bruh, actually look at the time this comment was made. 5 MONTHS AGO. When was james charles' "apology" video, 5 MONTHS AGO

    • @2dollafortnite337
      @2dollafortnite337 4 года назад +2

      You got 666 likes

  • @Gamergurlz101
    @Gamergurlz101 3 года назад +970

    1:59 old men in my DM’s

  • @Beautybyallii7
    @Beautybyallii7 6 лет назад +7670

    the amount of times i’ve seen this video on twitter...

  • @av7109
    @av7109 5 лет назад +3681

    42:05 is me trying to keep my calm while arguing with people online aaaaa

  • @cyberprinc3ssASMR
    @cyberprinc3ssASMR 4 года назад +3178

    12 y/o me trying to type random credit card numbers so I could buy a club penguin membership:

  • @gretchenbrown8493
    @gretchenbrown8493 Год назад +251

    5 years later and it's still one of my favorites ❤

  • @goldenghxst
    @goldenghxst 6 лет назад +1059

    For some reason chewing usually really really annoys me but this video is making my head all tingly??? The lord himself sent this video to bless my life 🙏🙏🙏

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  6 лет назад +60

      Sleep Well Tori

    • @marcelamelendez1420
      @marcelamelendez1420 6 лет назад +15

      ASMRTheChew I fell asleep 12 minutes in😴and I felt great.god has blessed me with alot of tingles🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @lulu7022
      @lulu7022 6 лет назад +2

      Tori Gibson same

    • @orangepinecone6408
      @orangepinecone6408 6 лет назад +2

      Tori Gibson BLESS YOU

    • @baileygoebel3651
      @baileygoebel3651 6 лет назад +1

      Tori Gibson yes!!! Same here

  • @karahlou573
    @karahlou573 6 лет назад +5625

    when you rant out all of your problems to your friends on club penguin

    • @thevanillawhale4641
      @thevanillawhale4641 6 лет назад +63

      Best comment. ✨

    • @ada8091
      @ada8091 6 лет назад +27

      @@thevanillawhale4641 I'm wheezing lmao

    • @trashtrashcan3031
      @trashtrashcan3031 6 лет назад +16

      club penguins dEaD

    • @Asylum9
      @Asylum9 6 лет назад +7

      karah lou hehehe I was your 420 like. Enjoy it while it lasts lmao

    • @karahlou573
      @karahlou573 6 лет назад +19

      Trash Trash can club penguin will always be in our hearts

  • @nikosfer.958
    @nikosfer.958 5 лет назад +1993

    Nobody:
    *Librarians working at a 15 hour shift:*

    • @jenniferrrm5569
      @jenniferrrm5569 5 лет назад +4

      😭😂😂😂

    • @Harajukubarbie333
      @Harajukubarbie333 5 лет назад +27

      I used to be a librarian assistant so I feel that so hard 😂

    • @keala2600
      @keala2600 4 года назад +2

      I would have been watching flamingo and other stuff

    • @meowchuu7185
      @meowchuu7185 4 года назад +4

      What do they do during those 15 hour shifts

  • @mikeyisbombable
    @mikeyisbombable 3 года назад +2056

    41:55 when you eject a crewmate but you’re the impostor

  • @heatherrose9771
    @heatherrose9771 7 лет назад +724

    23:02 had me dying😂
    "No" "imma just say thank you, welcome to my channel"👏🏻

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  7 лет назад +111

      lol Yazzzzz Thanks For Watching Have A Great Night

    • @leyahhill3446
      @leyahhill3446 6 лет назад +14

      Heather Rose that was soooo funny omg I love her 😂

    • @mathewedme1730
      @mathewedme1730 6 лет назад +5

      Lmfaoooo

    • @resetti69
      @resetti69 6 лет назад

      Heather Rose ii

    • @Shawnmyrelle
      @Shawnmyrelle 5 лет назад +1

      That was some pro level “no” I didn’t even see her lips move from chewing the gum 💀💀

  • @SindelMuah
    @SindelMuah 6 лет назад +3463

    *I C O N I C*

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  6 лет назад +95

      Thank You

    • @But298
      @But298 6 лет назад +3

      mhm

    • @iconic5256
      @iconic5256 6 лет назад +16

      Lookin for me?

    • @stupiidbee
      @stupiidbee 5 лет назад +1

      @Karley Sutton LMFAO

    • @iconic5256
      @iconic5256 5 лет назад +1

      @Quarrøt MSP welp gluck mate, hope you found it

  • @poundcake2579
    @poundcake2579 6 лет назад +1775

    18:50
    me, submitting an essay without proofreading it.

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 6 лет назад +15

      MEEEEE

    • @dreamingswimmer
      @dreamingswimmer 6 лет назад +16

      Underrated comment

    • @brina2swag
      @brina2swag 6 лет назад

      PoundCake 😂

    • @recalcitrance2561
      @recalcitrance2561 6 лет назад +14

      Facts lmao I be so ready to be done with them shits 😂😂😂

    • @windex9835
      @windex9835 6 лет назад +1

      i am crYIN THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACKAAKSJSKAJ

  • @makrose4530
    @makrose4530 3 года назад +1040

    12 year old me searching up ‘how to make slime without borax’ tutorials

    • @mafu9952
      @mafu9952 3 года назад +1

      yo

    • @pebbleinthecorner
      @pebbleinthecorner 3 года назад +2

      bahaha i can relate

    • @yunhoessass5910
      @yunhoessass5910 3 года назад +13

      THAT WAS LEGIT ME 😭😭😭

    • @grasenotreal2880
      @grasenotreal2880 3 года назад +22

      Me but no borax no glue and no contact solution lolll

    • @niya2456
      @niya2456 3 года назад +4

      @@grasenotreal2880 omg that was meeee😭😭🪦

  • @maxi_patty
    @maxi_patty 6 лет назад +646

    I like old computers top type on because the keys are bigger so it sounds so satisfying

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  6 лет назад +36

      Thank You So Much, Have A Wonderful Night

    • @lizardqueen2058
      @lizardqueen2058 6 лет назад +3

      I see you are also a queen... nice

    • @maxi_patty
      @maxi_patty 6 лет назад

      Lizard Queen XD

    • @jakeoswald8017
      @jakeoswald8017 5 лет назад +2

      Mechanical keyboards

    • @LanaDelTaco1372
      @LanaDelTaco1372 5 лет назад

      Unicorn Queen Rylie
      The sound is definitely nice but the FEELING of typing on those monstrosities is really not good.

  • @Aly-zq6gg
    @Aly-zq6gg 5 лет назад +332

    Me talking to my favorite artists telling them how much i love them even though i know they will never answer

    • @yensid8835
      @yensid8835 5 лет назад +5

      they don’t speak english they’re spelling it out give em a minute

    • @anttoast
      @anttoast 4 года назад

      ARMY

    • @Aly-zq6gg
      @Aly-zq6gg 4 года назад

      HueningKais Dolphin scream hey

    • @Aly-zq6gg
      @Aly-zq6gg 4 года назад

      lia_mllk u right

    • @Rocinantus-
      @Rocinantus- 4 года назад

      Smells like a kpop stan to me

  • @melanierodas4311
    @melanierodas4311 6 лет назад +1270

    Bro
    She chewed gum for like an hour
    I can’t even keep mine for 20 minutes

    • @fathercosmic8061
      @fathercosmic8061 6 лет назад +11

      same

    • @mistaken5289
      @mistaken5289 6 лет назад +52

      i keep mine for 2-3 days.

    • @ladyhellfire08
      @ladyhellfire08 5 лет назад +11

      @@mistaken5289 amazing..wait what???? Really????

    • @dayarirodriguez6029
      @dayarirodriguez6029 5 лет назад +73

      mistaken who do you think you are? Violet Bouregaurd?

    • @cherxii4781
      @cherxii4781 5 лет назад +33

      Your gum would turn into liquid. It happened to be once. I keep mine in for 5 minutes. As soon as it loses flavor I spit it out.

  • @alfonsovaldez6468
    @alfonsovaldez6468 4 года назад +361

    Nobody:
    Me giving the Indian man my moms credit card info to get a free trip to Japan:

    • @vxdkabold9392
      @vxdkabold9392 4 года назад +29

      I'd expect better from the fbi 💔😔

  • @queeng2921
    @queeng2921 6 лет назад +4744

    My teachers entering my bad grade

  • @chickenalfredo754
    @chickenalfredo754 5 лет назад +1073

    *me arguing with 10 year olds on Roblox that call me noob*

    • @finnsbitch4897
      @finnsbitch4897 5 лет назад +1

      ChickenAlfredo hi

    • @kimpetras458
      @kimpetras458 5 лет назад +4

      Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imalwayswatch1ng
      @imalwayswatch1ng 5 лет назад +3

      It’s nub not noob you noob

    • @cringebucket7916
      @cringebucket7916 5 лет назад +14

      @@imalwayswatch1ng it was noob back in the early days of roblox you noob

    • @eugene9133
      @eugene9133 5 лет назад +4

      I dont like you i dont like you either

  • @edwardhorch9473
    @edwardhorch9473 5 лет назад +1089

    7:58 me writing my application to Kylie Jenner for replacing jordyn

  • @DineoSithole
    @DineoSithole 2 года назад +147

    21:07 when you get the answer right in class 🤣

  • @SPARTAN_B-312
    @SPARTAN_B-312 5 лет назад +408

    Half these comments are memes I love this

  • @cameldrizzle
    @cameldrizzle 5 лет назад +3634

    me trying to get minecraft for free

    • @DxvilSnipes
      @DxvilSnipes 4 года назад +43

      Ik how type this on google
      Unblocked 66 77 99 and Minecraft 1.5.2 should come up click it and download it

    • @rosamelano2203
      @rosamelano2203 4 года назад +7

      In aptoide

    • @alicedelazari7614
      @alicedelazari7614 4 года назад +2

      Ravenna xd yes

    • @Kailz
      @Kailz 4 года назад +1

      i just want food yep me in elementary school

    • @otavioluizalves
      @otavioluizalves 4 года назад

      thank you nsoo much for watching my videos

  • @graeme6
    @graeme6 4 года назад +403

    20:43 kylie jenner replying “💀💀💀💀💀” to tweets about her iconic no. 1 hit single Ríîšë & Śhïįñê

    • @adrianmalmstrom2771
      @adrianmalmstrom2771 3 года назад

      I was gonna say something better but this was from a year ago .-.

  • @TheHefty
    @TheHefty 3 года назад +300

    17:58 When your on zoom and a student’s Hispanic/Latino mom starts yelling

  • @matayacancio2623
    @matayacancio2623 7 лет назад +304

    My parents are divorced and I live with my dad and when I'm not talking to my mom I'm watching your videos you remind me of my mom and you have a nice warm glow to you that I love!!!

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  7 лет назад +98

      Awwwwww Love & Light Sweety. You are In My Heart

    • @sushisoon1420
      @sushisoon1420 7 лет назад +71

      Mataya Magicalunicorn this is so cute and pure

    • @ZeldaFoxEars
      @ZeldaFoxEars 7 лет назад +35

      Mataya Magicalunicorn this is so adorable

    • @Axelnegronperez
      @Axelnegronperez 6 лет назад +5

      aww

    • @rocky-mq8ov
      @rocky-mq8ov 6 лет назад +2

      Mataya Magicalunicorn oh my god my parents are divorced and I live with my dad too! We're like the same, and I how it's like to go through problems like that. My whole child hood life was a mess. I'm surprised to see someone who knows how I feel most of the time. I guess I'm not alone.

  • @chxrming9845
    @chxrming9845 6 лет назад +2135

    18:40 my looking for jobs that don’t require you to finish high school

    • @babygirl3989
      @babygirl3989 5 лет назад +22

      shishtar shooketh I died at this comment

    • @stupiidbee
      @stupiidbee 5 лет назад

      shishtar shooketh WKRKKSJRDN

    • @teri2855
      @teri2855 5 лет назад +2

      shishtar shooketh Meee😂

    • @alexnegri921
      @alexnegri921 5 лет назад +23

      I can tell you’re gonna have an easy, worry free life.

    • @Belladonnadonnaa
      @Belladonnadonnaa 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @winterberry3412
    @winterberry3412 5 лет назад +4847

    the meme is real

  • @kenadafb
    @kenadafb 3 года назад +119

    8 year old me getting a virus on the computer thinking that i’m winning an iphone

  • @mozlr5268
    @mozlr5268 4 года назад +639

    Me: comes into the hospital with literally my whole head gone
    The front desk worker: 18:38

  • @gowonseviltwin3960
    @gowonseviltwin3960 4 года назад +586

    Cardi B and Victoria Justice backstage hacking the sound system at Coachella: 10:52

    • @el_plebe.559
      @el_plebe.559 4 года назад +4

      Lmao 💀😂😂😂😂

    • @kierra05
      @kierra05 4 года назад +3

      Meme Girls 😂😂😂😂

    • @asadbish
      @asadbish 4 года назад +4

      AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @kirstenvankirk3830
      @kirstenvankirk3830 4 года назад +11

      I think we’re ALL hacking Coachella

    • @cebeci5696
      @cebeci5696 4 года назад +2

      LMAO😂

  • @sistersimmer6520
    @sistersimmer6520 6 лет назад +808

    Me texting my friends: "LMAOOOOO I'M SCREAMING"
    Actually me:

    • @jessicabur1807
      @jessicabur1807 5 лет назад +5

      sistersimmer ahah this needs more likes 😂😂😂

    • @Lipee84
      @Lipee84 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahaha scream

    • @jyt4866
      @jyt4866 5 лет назад +1

      sistersimmer yep 👍🏻

    • @5vhr369
      @5vhr369 5 лет назад +7

      sistersimmer that’s everyone lmaooo
      saw what I did there.

    • @thi7023
      @thi7023 5 лет назад +1

      Vadose Dark lmaoo, see what i did there? im not laughing 😎

  • @liunknownil2072
    @liunknownil2072 4 года назад +95

    2:04 my teacher on zoom when everyone is doing independent work and her mic isn’t on mute

  • @izzy.ddrick
    @izzy.ddrick 4 года назад +1955

    17:58 *My teacher grading my math test.*

  • @kyoty7
    @kyoty7 5 лет назад +672

    39:46
    9 years old me sending messages to fake hackers on moviestarplanet

  • @ABluePhoenix
    @ABluePhoenix 4 года назад +2359

    Me logging onto my Zoom meeting 4 minutes before it ends

    • @therealrenaissancewoman
      @therealrenaissancewoman 4 года назад +29

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-of9nv1jl5v
      @user-of9nv1jl5v 4 года назад +102

      and saying that my internet connection was bad:

    • @M0RGUEGIRL
      @M0RGUEGIRL 3 года назад +34

      @@user-of9nv1jl5v *[me saying that my computer died]*

    • @vnyccio
      @vnyccio 3 года назад +28

      @@M0RGUEGIRL *[Me saying that I died]*

    • @acooliemoore
      @acooliemoore 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😂

  • @AminArmani
    @AminArmani 3 года назад +62

    17:58 Me working at a call center and transferred that rude customer to the wrong department

  • @bellareid2350
    @bellareid2350 5 лет назад +420

    My teacher while the class is taking a test

  • @glacessadry9988
    @glacessadry9988 6 лет назад +1707

    Me arguing with people on the internet

  • @cucumberfan76
    @cucumberfan76 6 лет назад +3033

    she was secretly role playing on roblox

  • @riri-bd4ty
    @riri-bd4ty 3 года назад +46

    I can't believe I actually listened to this whole thing and enjoyed it. Idk what's so calming about this type of ASMR

  • @ra-shed9960
    @ra-shed9960 5 лет назад +392

    18:40 when they say bad things about my favorite tv show

    • @itsyaboigio8038
      @itsyaboigio8038 4 года назад +13

      Rashed Fjdjd BRO UNDER RATED COMMENT THIS WAS RELATABLE 😂😭

    • @asadbish
      @asadbish 4 года назад +3

      riverde

  • @rainirodriguez2931
    @rainirodriguez2931 5 лет назад +736

    2:02
    No one:
    Receptionists:

  • @7themuse
    @7themuse 4 года назад +1051

    Me writing an essay 3 weeks late

  • @sierra6899
    @sierra6899 2 года назад +144

    4 years later and I'm still watching this video for the tingles. This video is still one of my all time favorites of yours 😴😴😴💜

    • @samjohn34sj
      @samjohn34sj 2 года назад +3

      Mine too!!!! I'm HOOKED!

    • @sierra6899
      @sierra6899 2 года назад +2

      And I'm still hooked @Asmrthechew I can't believe I've been watching you for over 4 years! Love and light ❤

    • @Jacobytt
      @Jacobytt Год назад

      same this video just makes me feel a certain way that I watch it so much and come back to it a lot

    • @toriannamaguire2895
      @toriannamaguire2895 Год назад +1

      Same!!!

  • @jashlyn7929
    @jashlyn7929 5 лет назад +1222

    me logging into my bank account every five minutes to see if my parents deposited my allowance

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  5 лет назад +51

      lol Yazzzzz I Know Thats Right

    • @LolLol-jx5fc
      @LolLol-jx5fc 5 лет назад +12

      If you're old enough to have a bank account, you're too old for an allowance...And don't feed me that college bullshit...Go wait tables like most college kids..Fucking brats these days, thinking they're ENTITLED to an allowance 😂

    • @anyas.6229
      @anyas.6229 5 лет назад +21

      Lol Lol just cause you added a 😂 at the end doesn’t mean you can be a rude bitch

    • @Honklz
      @Honklz 5 лет назад +15

      Lol Lol are you... okay? There are plenty of juniors with bank accounts because they have jobs and are starting to earn money.

    • @jessiekaye492
      @jessiekaye492 5 лет назад +4

      @@LolLol-jx5fc agree haha whattt? You get a DEPOSIT from your parents? Are you kidding?

  • @bee4145
    @bee4145 4 года назад +759

    me writing my essay 5 minutes before it's due

    • @cheetolover1848
      @cheetolover1848 4 года назад +7

      My name is also stefania but with an E at the beginning

    • @alessiap5420
      @alessiap5420 3 года назад +1

      @@cheetolover1848 Is you hispana

    • @cheetolover1848
      @cheetolover1848 3 года назад +2

      @@alessiap5420 Yo is yes

  • @mochiidedurazno1980
    @mochiidedurazno1980 4 года назад +1392

    Doctor:so whats your name?
    Person:Anna
    Doctor: 12:38

    • @OzKo
      @OzKo 4 года назад +11

      It do be like that sometimes

    • @Eva00.
      @Eva00. 4 года назад +7

      Анна

    • @alicedelazari7614
      @alicedelazari7614 4 года назад +6

      •Emiko Chan• Brazil??

    • @bebocas
      @bebocas 4 года назад +2

      @@alicedelazari7614 eu :D

    • @biancagomez3032
      @biancagomez3032 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @23elanur
    @23elanur 3 года назад +129

    17:58 me when I hacked someone on MovieStarPlanet

    • @gomi5469
      @gomi5469 3 года назад +5

      IM SCREAMING

  • @JulianaMaria-hf4fv
    @JulianaMaria-hf4fv 4 года назад +2831

    No one:
    When the teacher looks to see if I’m working:
    Me: 20:21

  • @daphnee.demers
    @daphnee.demers 4 года назад +546

    18:00 me making all my sims die at 3 am

    • @Noircat_01
      @Noircat_01 3 года назад +3

      HOLY SMOKES MAN

    • @wxwxwbizx
      @wxwxwbizx 3 года назад

      LOL SAME I LOVE EXTREME VIOLENCE, idk why, I don't like The Sims' deaths, I like mods deaths

    • @idek4301
      @idek4301 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elisa8489
    @elisa8489 5 лет назад +408

    18:43
    8 years old me searching how to become a mermaid

  • @killerkittygaming4365
    @killerkittygaming4365 4 года назад +356

    20:21 Me when my teacher catches me cheating off of someone else’s test

  • @NetPathfinder
    @NetPathfinder 6 лет назад +1454

    You seem like such a calm and charming woman. Cheers.

  • @Nathan_Galvan
    @Nathan_Galvan 5 лет назад +584

    Me playing one direction boyfriend simulator

  • @Traffic_Nights
    @Traffic_Nights 7 лет назад +403

    You are such a sweet heart responding to all your comments. An amazing RUclipsr making the days of her beloved supporters 😍

  • @plsbitch-6170
    @plsbitch-6170 3 года назад +82

    Me at 3 am being a therapist for a person I met 5 minutes ago on discord that I know nothing about😭😭😭😭😍😍🤺

  • @Ligmaarse
    @Ligmaarse 6 лет назад +300

    This is how it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @pavelp5000
    @pavelp5000 6 лет назад +403

    Omg hhahahahahahha I finally found the origin of the meme I cant even hahahaha

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  6 лет назад +45

      Welcome To My Channel. Thank You So Much, Have A Wonderful Sunday 😇💙💙

    • @6ixmix245
      @6ixmix245 5 лет назад

      ТУПО ЧИЛИМ)

    • @kimpetras458
      @kimpetras458 5 лет назад +1

      I came here for the same meme 😂😂😂

    • @nubesloc4s
      @nubesloc4s 5 лет назад +1

      WHICH FUCKING MEME AHAHH

    • @steff9230
      @steff9230 5 лет назад

      I'm here for the meme too. 😂

  • @jiminserendipity6073
    @jiminserendipity6073 7 лет назад +833

    That typing is perfect and the the gum yass

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  7 лет назад +27

      lol Hey Sweety. I Have Not Gone To Get The Dill Pickle Chips, It's Been Raining And I Had To Stay In Bed Today But I Am Sure I Will Get Them Soon. Thanks For Always Being Here And Helping My Channel Grow.

    • @jiminserendipity6073
      @jiminserendipity6073 7 лет назад +8

      Ok spirit :) :p

    • @asaxophone3518
      @asaxophone3518 7 лет назад +2

      love is love XD oh then can you do this XD

    • @ahmadabdulwahed5930
      @ahmadabdulwahed5930 7 лет назад

      love is love وا

    • @jadawalton5545
      @jadawalton5545 6 лет назад

      For sure

  • @phoebee7007
    @phoebee7007 4 года назад +77

    41:55 me playing roblox at 3am getting into an argument with like 5 different eight year olds on epic minigames by saying they all suck❤

  • @graveserpent
    @graveserpent 6 лет назад +513

    me when I find drama on Twitter

    • @ASMRTheChew
      @ASMRTheChew  6 лет назад +32

      Welcome To My ASMR Channel, Thanks For Watching, I Hope You Have A Great Night

    • @Bubbles36806
      @Bubbles36806 6 лет назад +5

      Arcanex~ Ayy Connor from Detroit: Become Human

    • @kara1218
      @kara1218 6 лет назад +2

      Hi Connor

    • @Bubbles36806
      @Bubbles36806 6 лет назад +1

      Kara~ OMG XD lol wheres Luther and Alice ? lol cool

    • @harriettoh7188
      @harriettoh7188 6 лет назад

      Arcanex same

  • @sean-ue2cv
    @sean-ue2cv 4 года назад +592

    me googling heart attack symptoms after having minor heartburn

    • @raininglantern
      @raininglantern 3 года назад +13

      Glad I'm not the only one

    • @EdgeOfLight
      @EdgeOfLight 3 года назад +7

      lmao so relatable xD

    • @clock2585
      @clock2585 3 года назад +1

      oof same i had minor heartburn and thought i was going through cardiac arrest 💀

    • @midofmidlife
      @midofmidlife 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @nicklpantis
      @nicklpantis 2 года назад

      NO I DO THIS

  • @aoibheodonovan8114
    @aoibheodonovan8114 5 лет назад +488

    me thinking i muted myself on the discord call

    • @bon9320
      @bon9320 5 лет назад +2

      Aoibhe O'Donovan ME

    • @ashleyperez5023
      @ashleyperez5023 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @anttoast
      @anttoast 4 года назад +4

      Are you Irish? Just have a feeling you are..

  • @agentcupcaketv4309
    @agentcupcaketv4309 4 года назад +86

    Queen: I only got 4 Minutes ti leave the House.
    Me: okay.
    Video: 1h
    Me: Are you kidding me?
    Have a Nice Day> from Germany

    • @Teryaki11
      @Teryaki11 2 года назад

      was thinking the same

  • @candyyoongi2160
    @candyyoongi2160 5 лет назад +118

    15:51 *me typing back to my friend after she send something* “funny”

  • @moarika7378
    @moarika7378 6 лет назад +2758

    "LMFAO IM DEAD"

  • @gachagerbil3088
    @gachagerbil3088 4 года назад +310

    Me : LOL LMAO LMFAO IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂.
    ‘Me in real life : 11:06

  • @taehyungslefteyebrow7171
    @taehyungslefteyebrow7171 4 года назад +47

    12:17 me typing this down.

  • @ruthx895
    @ruthx895 5 лет назад +332

    me starting my assignment 3 minutes before its due

  • @tyreljackson7515
    @tyreljackson7515 6 лет назад +182

    RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOUR FIRST WORD WITH THE GUM IN YOUR MOUTH I PASSED OUT I JUST WOKE UP

    • @Mondos2001
      @Mondos2001 6 лет назад +15

      Tyrel Jackson 4 months later?

    • @AB-kp4qu
      @AB-kp4qu 6 лет назад +2

      mondos2001 are you dumb

    • @flip-flopflamingo1232
      @flip-flopflamingo1232 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mondos2001 OMG YOU JUST EXPOSED HIM/HER😂😂😂😂QUEEN YES

    • @flip-flopflamingo1232
      @flip-flopflamingo1232 5 лет назад +2

      @@AB-kp4qu naw, you're the dumb one they were being sarcastic and it's called exposing🙄🙄😂😂

    • @AB-kp4qu
      @AB-kp4qu 5 лет назад

      Flip-Flop Flamingo well thats not sarcasm lmao and what about that is exposing??

  • @kirstydavenport1910
    @kirstydavenport1910 7 лет назад +209

    I came here from a meme on Instagram, this is actually way better

  • @lilymaniscalco1948
    @lilymaniscalco1948 3 года назад +28

    40:57 i- 😳.....thank you🤪