Rajeev Nigam is really intelligent who has brought out the lapses of administration turning it into a comedy with requite expose silently without hurting none
British mughal's and sultan's ka zamaane me bahooth athyaachaar huve hindu loogoke upar, aur iss kaaran bahooth loog pydha bhi huve, aur ye loog aisaa hi bhookthe hey. Insaano ka shareer me TB aur cancer koosh bhi hoothe hey, aisaahi hamaare dheash me aisaa vesaa loog hey.
...is liye yah feku ne sab public ke bank mai 1500000.(JANDHAN)A/C. mai jama kar ke hindustan ka chokidar bane....Ab bech rahe hai.kiyoki vah sapnoka sodagar ko bechna achchhi tarahse aata hai. Bachpan mai chay bechne ki practis jo mili thi.
@@UmarKhan-qx7fc written by muslim And writer is without father.😊☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ We can't aspect anything from muslim😊☺️☺️☺️☺️ muslim was the divider of India in 1947😊☺️☺️☺️
Shobha Yadav.. if you are a male your testicles and if you are woman then your ovaries need to be removed. genetic material from the likes of you, if passed down, will ruin or finish our species. you asswholes aren't aware that his father was killed by terrorists? and for your bigotry.. too.. your kind aren't worth even my despise. ackk thooo karte raho next attack his homosexuality you fuckheads. or ask Ramkrishnan Yadav and Narayan Prasad Subedi to "cure" it with Yogya'bhyas and Atta noodles, flouride toothpaste (sold as ayurvedic)
Yeto Kuch bhi nahi- Bal Narendra is so talented that he sent a digital photo attachment email to innocent Advanji way before it was invented by the world.. 😉😉😉 Slow Clap 👏👏👏
एयर स्ट्राइक के दिन हवाईजहाज़ स्टार्ट नही हो रहा था , सब चिंता में थे !! तब मैंने बजाज चेतक स्कूटर की तरह जहाज को थोड़ा साइड से झुकाया... और जहाज़ स्टार्ट हो गया - डींग कमांडर फेकेंद्र गोभी !
@@vijanselect haan..kyun ke woh bhi 'jumlebaaz' modi ka hi hai!!..aagar 'dum' hai toh 'bhakt' rahul ke woh waala 'speech' ka edit karke kata hua video nahi..pura clippings ka hissa dikha kar baat kare!!..lol....😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝....
@@yups6500 'bhakt' aapne yeh 'chutiyapa' ka 'degree' kya 'smriti' ki tarah..kisi 'foreign university' se laata hai..ya woh bhi 'jhandu' party ka, kisi 'vaghba university' se??!!..🤣🤣🤣..yeh 'jhandu' party 'it cell' ka 'gou-mootra' piya hua 'bhakt' log..waake hi 'jumlebaaz' ke liye bahoot hi 'loyal' hai..😂😂😂!!..saala, 'Rs. 2/- per msg.' pe kitne saare 'chutiyapa' bech te hai!!..🤣🤣🤣..beta, kam se kam 'saach' kabhi bhaale hi na 'bol' sako..lekin 'sunne' ki 'himmat' zaroor 'rakhna' chahiye, 'bhakt' beta!!..😁😁😁..nahi toh kisi din, '2' rupiya 'commission' ke liye, tum 'khood' se hi 'chutiyapa' kar baithoge beta!!..🤣🤣🤣..ab '2 rupiya' ke liye jitna chahe 'bhauk' te raho, 'jaanu'!!..kyun ke yahan 'hum' sab log 'samajh' chuke hai beta, ke..'tum' log 'jumleswar baba' ka bahut hi 'honhaar' aur 'kaabil' bete ho!!..lol....😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😊😊😊😊😋😋😋😋😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝....
Yes,it is possible through Intranet,so please update yourself and kuwe k mendak mat bano😂😂. Internet and Intranet main utna he farq hai jitna Chamche aur Bhakto main hota hai i.e. chaatenge dono(email) par ideology different hoti hai (Internet and Intranet) Mere ish sarcasm ko smjhne k liye tumhe apni class upar karni padegi. Yahi farq hota hai chamcho main aur samjhdaro main,chamche pseudo intellectualism pe bharosa rakhte hai aur apne adhure gyan ko sampurn gyan maan bethte hai wahi samjhdar,apni tagdi analysis se saare possible probabilities ko smjhta hai and then conclude karte hai.
@@humoursabji4045 arre sahab kya ish wyakti ne jisne comment kia hai aur maine apne reply main kahi bhi dates ka zikra kia hai.Agar wo apne comment main year 1940,1950,1960,etc mention kia hota toh main sayad usse reply bhi nahi krta. Ye hoti hai chamcho ki khasiyat pura scenario ko smjhe bina adhura gyan pel dete h.😂😂
So true. Agr unhe sach mei desh ki chinta hoti toh bengal K haalato pr mouni baba nhi ban jate. Yaha hinduo ko nikaala jaa rha h unke gharo se. 3 districts mei ek v Hindu nhi h. Supporters of rohingya and jihadi Didi r jihad supporters thus gaddar more than 1k jai chands placed together
@@rajenk_bahrain8358 chup be chutiye. It was Ur ancestors who divided India and voted for creation of pakistan. We know Ur ideology of Dar UL Islam & DAR UL HARB.
मैं बहुत गरीब था, मैं स्टेशन पर चाय बेचता था, मैं 35 साल तक भीख मांगता था, मेरी माँ दूसरों के घरों में बर्तन माँजती थी, मैं इतना गरीब था कि जब 1987 में डिजिटल कैमरा लांच हुआ था तब पहला कैमरा मैंने ही खरीदा था ! सच्ची बोलता हूँ मैं बहुत गरीब था ! 😂😂
Modi ji- digital camera ki wajah se hi mujhe photo khinchane ki aadat ho gayi selfi to aaj aayi h mai digital camera se 1986 me hi selfi khich leta tha...
@@IILMNBD duniya ka sabse bada comedy character Rahul gandhi pe tumse koe joke nahi nikla .kisi ne sahi kha hai kitni asani se maine khud ko mashur kiya bade saksh ko gali dekar.
@@riteshjha4195 Modi is not big figure, he after all wanted to be choukidar, let him be that, and comedians will do their job which you will never understand.
Modi jokes Kay karan iska career graph Uth gaya.. Warna har comedy show mein fail tha... Isko bhi modi nein naukri dila di, warna kya karta bechara.. Modi Kay karan iska bhi pet puja chal pada.. 😂
hello Shut up idiot, you Sanghi man, destroying the great country with RSS hatred ideology, Lynching innocent people, spreading false information,saying,nonsense ,filthy language ,are main motive, because of you illiterate ignorant people, today world is laughing at India, shame on your low level minds,
@@infobhavyalimbani9054 chahne wale se koi farak hi ny padta bhai yaha to baimani hi chal rahi he me to dua karta hu ki aapko rozgar mile or aap apne gharo me achhe se raho isase jada koi chahega bhi to kya ...
And this is sad and terrifying . People are so lazy that they don't even watch multiple news to make a opinion. And fyi radars looses its efficiency by 9% due to clouds
@@Nachiket_upadhye_23from where you got that figure...go and read an introduction to Airborn Radar by George W Stimson you wil get idea about radar....cause most of you knowledge is coming from WhatsApp university 😂
K K ye feku nigam wohi bolta hai jo tum desh drohi kambakht sunna chahte ho. Isko bolo pak mei show karre jaha isko jate hi convert karemge aur topi pehnake kasab ki tarah janwar bana demge. Kitni nafrat bhari hai tum logo mei.
Yep , A girl abused in delhi Father protested and 4 people killed her father Brother tried to save her sister and father gets beaten by stones Just one incident in Delhi safest place with kejriwal 👍👍
Actually kejriwal is Right person for our country, kuch aisa ho jaye, to Sach main desh thik thak ho Jaye. Hajaro karodo ka karja badhake rakha Hain Modi ne. Iss modise desh ko bachana bahot jaruri Hain. Plz don't mind every one, but it's really true.....
Sir aap ki sab se badi bat kisi party ko nahi chhodte .. great ... Aap aise hi bahut achchhe hai request aap party mat chunana khud ki bhale bana lena .. love u
Great Rajiv G I m a big fan of yours since laughter challenge. This called real stand up comedy..Verna ajkl to stand up k name par vulgarity zada hoti h...
Golden period for comedians, no need for writing content,sab free m mil rha hai 😂😂
everywhere its the same scenario except in Russia and China.
British comedians have Brexit, US has Trump, India has Modi, Nepal has KP Oli,
indeed !!!! you can try too 🎤🎤🎤🎤
Seriously bro this is the height of insanity
👍👍😜😜😜
True
Rajeev Nigam is really intelligent who has brought out the lapses of administration turning it into
a comedy with requite expose silently without hurting none
🤣 🤣 Ask the blind bhakts. I'm sure someone is hurting.. 😜 🤟
Best stand up comedian :- Rajiv nigam
Best sit down comedian:- Narendra modi.
Best prone comedian :- rahul gandi 😃😃
@@prasenjitchoudhury1320 bhai sambit patra h.... Videos ni dekha kya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@prasenjitchoudhury1320 गोबर सबित पात्रा को पहले से मिल गया टेंशन ना ले
par jyadatar tou Mansi Soni ka rapist (Napunsak Dagaabaaz Aadmi NDA ji) stand up hi karta hai
You are a braveman.
Ap Modi ki sahi laty ho... 😂😂😂
Maaza aara hai" modi ji ko"
Sarcasm level = infinity.
रवीश राडार लिए खड़े हैं , लेकिन मोदी जी बादलों में छिप जाने के गुणी है 😁😂
The mation wants to know from where you get such hilarious joke?????????????????????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉
😂😂😂
Good one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ravish kv mamta banarje ke west bengal ke hall kr bare me kyp nHi bolta
😂😂
Pure comedy with no vulgar talks and point to point taunts. Great work🤣🤘🏼
ल
British mughal's and sultan's ka zamaane me bahooth athyaachaar huve hindu loogoke upar, aur iss kaaran bahooth loog pydha bhi huve, aur ye loog aisaa hi bhookthe hey.
Insaano ka shareer me TB aur cancer koosh bhi hoothe hey, aisaahi hamaare dheash me aisaa vesaa loog hey.
Modi : Abki Baar.
Public : Rehne De Yrr.
Sirf Muslims hi aisaa boolsaktha hey
@@antaresbnv3350 Tu suar bhi yhi bolega sirf Hindu Muslim
Modi. 2024 again,,,,,,ok ,khus ????
@@antaresbnv3350 hehe
Banana nahi aata magar sirf bejna aata hain. Bilkul sahi bolrahe ho
Now it is official that Rajnikaant takes classes from modi ...
😂😂
This one is the Best Joke !!
Dont dare to talk on our south superstar .
U shame less north .every one do shame less things in the name of over maturity .
And Mithun too 😂
This man deserves more success❤️❤️❤️❤️
Actually he is successful but not on youtube
Koi feku kehta hai,
Koi divider kehta hai.
Par wo radar se chhup ke,
Bhakto ke dil mein rehta hai.
😁😂😂😂
Last statement....बनाना नही आता पर बेंचना आता है....So relatable
...is liye yah feku ne sab public ke bank mai 1500000.(JANDHAN)A/C. mai jama kar ke hindustan ka chokidar bane....Ab bech rahe hai.kiyoki vah sapnoka sodagar ko bechna achchhi tarahse aata hai.
Bachpan mai chay bechne ki practis jo mili thi.
Election ab "Election" raha hii nahi , Election ab Entertainment bann chuka hai . MEDIA , comedian ban chuke hai. Comedians News bata rahe hai !
RADAR+email+Digital Camera= Modi jee..😊😊😊😊eee
You forgot divider in chief
@@UmarKhan-qx7fc written by muslim
And writer is without father.😊☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ We can't aspect anything from muslim😊☺️☺️☺️☺️ muslim was the divider of India in 1947😊☺️☺️☺️
Shobha Yadav.. if you are a male your testicles and if you are woman then your ovaries need to be removed.
genetic material from the likes of you, if passed down, will ruin or finish our species.
you asswholes aren't aware that his father was killed by terrorists?
and for your bigotry.. too.. your kind aren't worth even my despise. ackk thooo
karte raho
next attack his homosexuality you fuckheads.
or ask Ramkrishnan Yadav and Narayan Prasad Subedi to "cure" it with Yogya'bhyas and Atta noodles, flouride toothpaste (sold as ayurvedic)
sadly, you HAVE a father but your mother doesn't know which of the 7 men is it.
@@shobhayadav7554 ...You are absolutely an idiot though I am not a Muslim. Have some respect to a fatherless child.
Modi - clouds could help us escape the radar
Babu Rao - masta plann he
Babu Rao to shyam - ae shyam kopri Tor re saale ki
🤣🤣🤣
Rajiv nigam
Kuch dino aalp honge
@Amit Kumar bhakti kam kar technology apne aap dikh jayegi
He was guite right bro .....if he said then... only
Rajeev ji aap mazaq me hi bilkul sahi aur sachhi baat bolte ho,Apki baton se desh k liye takleef pata chalti h.Hats off U sir 🇮🇳👍👏👏
very UNDERRATED.
GREAT comedy. worth watching multiple times...
thanks
Sumit Dalal bhai Sharma karo kal koi tumara grka majak udayega
Mujhe chai banana nahi aata , bechna aata hai,
Best hidden meaning line
रंग ले आएंगे, रूप ले आएंगे
कागज़ के फूल
खुशबू कहां से लाएंगे?
डिग्री ले आएंगे, सर्टिफिकेट ले आएंगे
अक्कल कहां से लाएंगे?
Acha tha bhai
55 साल तक खुद को "कुँवारा" बताया फिर पता चला "विवाहित" हैं..
5 साल तक खुद को "चौकीदार" बताया फिर पता चला "चोर" हैं।
Very good
Ekdam sahi
Wah wah
6 साल तक जो ईमानदार लगा
वो सबसे बड़ा चोर निकला ।
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bhoot badiya...
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Science हम शर्मिन्दा हे
तेरे कातिल ज़िंदा हे
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-RIP रडार 😂😂
😂😂
😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
मज़ा आ गया यार .. Love you
रडार ने असली पप्पू को बादलों में भी ढूंढ लिया ।
Yeto Kuch bhi nahi- Bal Narendra is so talented that he sent a digital photo attachment email to innocent Advanji way before it was invented by the world.. 😉😉😉
Slow Clap 👏👏👏
Hum us Desh ke waasi hain jis Desh me modi naam ka great RADAR scientist Rehata hai
insan hain, galti karte hai.... par accept nahi karte! ego onto sky 😁
Slow clap then facepalm too
He played with crocodile.
@@tabrazbaloch ohh that's why he sheds crocodile tears 😉
This guy need z+ security😂😂😂
@@shivram6652 😂😂
तब फिर कुणाल कामरा को z+++++++ सिक्योरिटी चाहिए
@@aftabansari2010able ha😂😂😂
On an urgent basis 😂
@@Riyaayaa 😂😂😂
Very high quality and intellectual jokes.
Conversation between Modi and the Foreign Country's Minister !!! SATIRE at its Best ! Hats off Sir 🤣🤣🤣🤣
एयर स्ट्राइक के दिन हवाईजहाज़ स्टार्ट नही हो रहा था , सब चिंता में थे !!
तब मैंने बजाज चेतक स्कूटर की तरह जहाज को थोड़ा साइड से झुकाया...
और जहाज़ स्टार्ट हो गया - डींग कमांडर फेकेंद्र गोभी !
Behatreen comments yar
Dhing comndr🤣🤣
😆😅😂🤣!
Gazaaab
Ko
Buss abb modi ji ko yahi bolne ki deri hai ki "surgical strike wali Plane mei hi chala raha tha" 😂😂🔥🌞
Aur amit shah count kar raha tha kitne mare😁😁😂
He is full time Feku and part time Chowkidar
19 tak bol denge wo 😜
Bhai ye wala already bol diya hai 🤣🤣
Gajab
These jokes are so funny but they hurt so much at the same time!! ps- Thank you Rajeev sir you are doing such a great job.
I was about to write the same thing.
But the top comment to be my feeling too.
Wow
Yes dear because this is truth.
@@arjunjadhav9320 i
Modi भी बहुत ही एडवांस हैं
जब कंप्यूटर नही था,तो मार्कशीट कंप्यूटर से बनी
और जब email नही था,तो email चला रहे थे
🤔अजीब प्राणी है
Farji degree wala pm
Bhakto ka baap hai Bhai vo
Please make comedy on
Radar,
Digital camera,
Email,
Nale ki gas,
Climate unchange,
Wallet..etc
Sath me aallloo se sona ...
@@vijanselect haan..kyun ke woh bhi 'jumlebaaz' modi ka hi hai!!..aagar 'dum' hai toh 'bhakt' rahul ke woh waala 'speech' ka edit karke kata hua video nahi..pura clippings ka hissa dikha kar baat kare!!..lol....😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝....
@@yups6500 'bhakt' aapne yeh 'chutiyapa' ka 'degree' kya 'smriti' ki tarah..kisi 'foreign university' se laata hai..ya woh bhi 'jhandu' party ka, kisi 'vaghba university' se??!!..🤣🤣🤣..yeh 'jhandu' party 'it cell' ka 'gou-mootra' piya hua 'bhakt' log..waake hi 'jumlebaaz' ke liye bahoot hi 'loyal' hai..😂😂😂!!..saala, 'Rs. 2/- per msg.' pe kitne saare 'chutiyapa' bech te hai!!..🤣🤣🤣..beta, kam se kam 'saach' kabhi bhaale hi na 'bol' sako..lekin 'sunne' ki 'himmat' zaroor 'rakhna' chahiye, 'bhakt' beta!!..😁😁😁..nahi toh kisi din, '2' rupiya 'commission' ke liye, tum 'khood' se hi 'chutiyapa' kar baithoge beta!!..🤣🤣🤣..ab '2 rupiya' ke liye jitna chahe 'bhauk' te raho, 'jaanu'!!..kyun ke yahan 'hum' sab log 'samajh' chuke hai beta, ke..'tum' log 'jumleswar baba' ka bahut hi 'honhaar' aur 'kaabil' bete ho!!..lol....😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😊😊😊😊😋😋😋😋😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝....
Weed energy..
Alexander , takhiyasila ..
600 crore voter pr v.........
ग्राहम बेल ने फ़ोन का अविष्कार किया, फिर उसके तार जोड़ के जैसे ही चालू किया तो देखा कि,
उस पर मोदी की 3 मिसकॉल पड़ी हुई थीं।😂
Jehadi ho tum . Tum to anti modi ho hi
Afzal bhai😂😂
Bhakat Spotted in Comment Section
Mast hai
@@Gov_Occupy_Business Ek bujne wala IT cell mithr k toofani si athma jwala 😂😂😂
Amit shah ki hit list badhti hui...😂😂😂
Kunal kamra
Varun grover
Rajeev nigam
Sanjay rajoura or ravish kumar
Or Akash baneerji
Amit shah ghanta kuch ni ukhad sakta Rajiv nigam ka..
Dhruv rathi
Dhruv rathee b
*modi whatsapp group ke pahle admin the wo bhi 1968 me*
Wa bhai wa
Kay bat hai
Riya cn i get ur fb id..
God bless you mem 1no jhakaas Dil garden garden hogaya
🤣( ｡• 👅 •｡｀)
रडार वाले बयान पर भक्त भी सोच रहे कि डिफेंड करे या मजे ले😁😁
Mai to maje le Raha hu 😂😂
🐆🔢🤣🤣🤣🤣
🙏🤣🤣🤣
Shi battt as😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
मोदी का हाल देख कर राहुल सोच तो रहा होगा... की अगर इस बार मैं बन गया PM...
तो अगले 5 साल तक पता नहीं मेरा क्या हाल करेंगे ये लोग 😜😜😜
Nobel prize to Modi For discovering
Cloud theory
Digital photo
Rajivji is a real satirist. Narrates the truth in such a homorous way. I like his clips.
मित्रो मैं बिना इंटरनेट का e-mail करने वाला पहला प्रधानमंत्री हूँ.......
..........🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗
Yes,it is possible through Intranet,so please update yourself and kuwe k mendak mat bano😂😂.
Internet and Intranet main utna he farq hai jitna Chamche aur Bhakto main hota hai i.e. chaatenge dono(email) par ideology different hoti hai (Internet and Intranet)
Mere ish sarcasm ko smjhne k liye tumhe apni class upar karni padegi.
Yahi farq hota hai chamcho main aur samjhdaro main,chamche pseudo intellectualism pe bharosa rakhte hai aur apne adhure gyan ko sampurn gyan maan bethte hai wahi samjhdar,apni tagdi analysis se saare possible probabilities ko smjhta hai and then conclude karte hai.
@@dharmeshnahar7788 Lekin aap ANDHBHAKT to ho. 1978 mein India mein Intranet nahi tha , wo America ki university mein tha...
@@humoursabji4045 arre sahab kya ish wyakti ne jisne comment kia hai aur maine apne reply main kahi bhi dates ka zikra kia hai.Agar wo apne comment main year 1940,1950,1960,etc mention kia hota toh main sayad usse reply bhi nahi krta.
Ye hoti hai chamcho ki khasiyat pura scenario ko smjhe bina adhura gyan pel dete h.😂😂
Shami Ahmed.... aapka sarcasm illogical tha... Isliye apne sarcasm pr itna garv n kre... Jo comment kiya gya h woh apne meh sarcastic h
Isiliye aapko sarcasm se pehle knowledge meh clarity laani chahiye👎👎
Bhai tu v modi h kya?....... bura Mt manna but itna fek rhe ho isliye modi ji ki yaad aa gye
Rajiv Nigam should hide somewhere in cloudy area so that he can’t be detected in bjp radar
Chhupna kyu.. Naam he baadal rakh lo 🤣🤣🤣
Bjp radar will get defected after 23
lol
Bhai jbrdst😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Modi- clouds could help us to escape radar
Physics-am i joke to you??
bhakt -anti national h physic 😂😂
Physics go back to pakistan
😁😁😁
It is backed by scientific fool. Bharat ko kam mat samjho
Kshitij Shinde hehehehe that was hilarious
Armaan Choudhary 🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic...!!! Sach Kaha tha Apne Rajeev Nigam ji... Unko sirf bechna hi ata h ...unhone prove Kar diya.
Nigam should hire Z security. He is now in BJP RADAR 😂😂
He shouldn't hire security..... all he needs to do is hide under clouds radar will not spot him
but he is behind clouds
@@racerguy9174 I was expecting this reply😃
bashar ali Don’t worry bhai. Mr. Nigam is on Cloud nine . Radar can’t detect him .
@@racerguy9174 😂😂 yeah bro
मोदी जी ने कहा चलो सुर्य की परिक्रमा करने चले
भग्त सुर्य तो गर्म है
साइंटिस्ट मोदी जी रात को चलेंगे 😁
Classic lol
🤣🤣🤣
Bahut khub
Superb
😂🤣🤣🤣😅😂🥳😍🤪
Epic line was...
Gaddar = opposition
Deshbhakt = BJP
Desh = Narendra Modi
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gaddar = opposition
Yes I truly agree
मोदी चोर मूर्ख बेवकूफ
देशद्रोह
मोदी मतलब
m- महा
o- ओरिजनल
d- डोंगी
i- ईडीईंट
मोदी अम्बानी का कुत्ता है
So true. Agr unhe sach mei desh ki chinta hoti toh bengal K haalato pr mouni baba nhi ban jate. Yaha hinduo ko nikaala jaa rha h unke gharo se. 3 districts mei ek v Hindu nhi h. Supporters of rohingya and jihadi Didi r jihad supporters thus gaddar more than 1k jai chands placed together
Beautiful truth
Thanks
Noble Prize- N. D. Modi 2019 (India)
Area- Physics ( Radar-Cloud Discovery )
akshaykumar chitare 😂😂😂😂😂
Anti radar cloud discovered -- correct it 😂
Also special Nobel in Math
a+b ) square ) square= a^2+b^2+2ab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome.....😂😂😂😂😂
Bohot hard bhai
Now a days stand up comedian like u is far better than corrupt Indian media.... Big 👍👍👍👍
Ya and Islam is really a religion of piece
@@aloks81 😂😂😂
@alok you proved what Modi and Yogi Made you :)
Mr Alok Sharma I have nothing say to u.. Just wait for the right time may u will change ur thought.
@@rajenk_bahrain8358 chup be chutiye. It was Ur ancestors who divided India and voted for creation of pakistan. We know Ur ideology of Dar UL Islam & DAR UL HARB.
Modi nee kisi aur ko rozgar Diya na ho aapko content poora dete hain
Yah
Bilkul
I listen you first tim some video o my god bahut maza aaya
Kala dhan black box😂🤣
मैं बहुत गरीब था,
मैं स्टेशन पर चाय बेचता था,
मैं 35 साल तक भीख मांगता था,
मेरी माँ दूसरों के घरों में बर्तन माँजती थी,
मैं इतना गरीब था कि जब 1987 में डिजिटल कैमरा लांच हुआ था तब पहला कैमरा मैंने ही खरीदा था !
सच्ची बोलता हूँ मैं बहुत गरीब था ! 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
मैं स्टेशन पर चाय बेचता था मैं 35 साल तक भीख मांगता था मेरी मां दूसरे के घरों में बर्तन
He has gone mental by seeing that power is about to go on 23 may
Tb bhi indians dewane hai bewkuf bnte ja rhe
Modi ji- digital camera ki wajah se hi mujhe photo khinchane ki aadat ho gayi selfi to aaj aayi h mai digital camera se 1986 me hi selfi khich leta tha...
Charlie chaplin ka bada bhai h modi comedy krne me 😂😂😂
He is our National Hasya Samrat
😂😂😂😂😂
Modi g is new Einstein of India 🤣😂
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
manmohan.sing.kàamushi.sa.kaam.kiyaa.kart.tha.modi.kA.jaisa.nahimanmohan.sing.kabhi.faaltu.paisaa.kharch.nahi.kiyaa
manmohan.sing.ji.paisaa.wahi.kharch.kiyaa.jahaa..jArorat.thi.aur.dash.ko.wikaas.raah.par.wo.hi.la.gai.
manmohan.sing. ji.jaisa.pardhaan.mantri.ki.jarorat.hai.dash.ko.aaj
Mr. Modi, what is your super strength ???
I can do everything without knowing anything, Mr. Modi replied 🤦🏻♂️
😫😫😫😫
* super streanh
Kya bhai aapko "streanh" spelling nahi aati?
@@kamranwasifify these days..thats the spelling for "streanh" 😂
For eg. Notebandi
Modiji can hide his fake degree but cannot hide his foolishness and illiteracy.
True brother... in fact no foolish can..insanely true comment of yours...chai☕
Damn true!!!
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@@IILMNBD duniya ka sabse bada comedy character Rahul gandhi pe tumse koe joke nahi nikla .kisi ne sahi kha hai kitni asani se maine khud ko mashur kiya bade saksh ko gali dekar.
@@riteshjha4195 Modi is not big figure, he after all wanted to be choukidar, let him be that, and comedians will do their job which you will never understand.
Modiji ने पूरी दुनिया घूम ली
बस दो जगह पर कभी नहीं गए
एक एनडीटीवी
दो अपना ससुराल 🤣😭😂
🤣🤣🤣
Na jakar v dubara wapis power me aye.. NDTV ki video ko to kisine dekha v nhi 23 may ko.. to NDTV ki aukad nhi Modi ji ko bulane ka
@@sudi93 क्या बोलना चाहते हैं आप श्री मान्यवर
@@sudi93 मुझे तो कुछ भी समझ नहीं आया
😂😂😂😂
राजीव जी आप धन्य है जो जनता की खिंचाई करके उसी से तालियाँ भी बटोर लेते है !
BHAKT WIFE : m missing you.. jaldi ghar aa jao 😘😘 😘
BHAKT : AAYEGA TOH MODI HI
Lol
Epic😂😂😂
Don't insult our PM Slogan idiot
😂😂😂😂
Aur wife ka reply:
Modi aayega to bolna chaye pakoda lekar aaya kare
Hahahah
Apko to ajkal bohat content mil raha hoga sir 🤣🤣🤣
Acchey Din aagaay inkey 😂😂🤣🤣
@@nishad3540 Sirf inke
Ha bhai q ni har time to ye neta log hi fayde me rahte hain ajkl inko chal rha hai
फिक्र न करें पिछले 5 सालों में इतना content तैयार हो गया है कि पूरे 70 साल साल चलेगा
content bhi aur paisa bhi
No radar can detect Bhakt brains cause ever since May 2014 they have been on cloud 9 🤯
Pappu Gandhi Zindabaad 🤡🤡😝😝✌️✌️
u modi bhakt are here also
@@nishad3540 Modi bhakt spotted
Sir wow wow wow superbly said the truth ...God bless you sir🕉☪️✝️.. I am your new subscriber....👏👏👏👏👌👌👌😍😍❤❤🙏🙏💐💐💐🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳💐💐💐
Kon kon video k sath sath comments padhta hie
Mai bhai
😂😂
M v Bhai qki asli comedy toh comments m Hoti hai
mai.... kyu
Such m
Stand up comedian should pay Royalty to our PM Modiji for providing them a quality content.😂
Oh he did give royalty that modi deserves at 8:28 😁
😆😆😆
Unemployment kahan h? Itna content toh mil rha h! Fir b bolte h Rozgar nai milaa😂
Naa they're just ignorant...Firstpost ki report pdhna about Radar....
@@rohitbisht4550 What about using a digital camera and sending email in 1988?? 😂..
*For laughter*
Kids watch Doreomen
Men watch TMKUC
Legends listen to *Modiji*
No more bro... Kids watch gobar fatra
"mujhe banana nehi ata,lekin bechna ata hai "
I have subscribed ur channel for that last sentence.. Dil chu gaya..
Uss black box me 1988 ka digital camera tha
yr is bnde ko main comedy circus main fudu smjta tha, but he really got the guts to make you laugh with real problems around. Respect
He is awesome tabhi jeeta bhi tha
Modi jokes Kay karan iska career graph Uth gaya.. Warna har comedy show mein fail tha... Isko bhi modi nein naukri dila di, warna kya karta bechara.. Modi Kay karan iska bhi pet puja chal pada.. 😂
He can’t make :
He can sell :
That’s he doing with the country, :
Bhakt are not understand yet :
Ye Kaunsi english hai bhai
hello
Shut up idiot, you Sanghi man, destroying the great country with RSS hatred ideology, Lynching innocent people, spreading false information,saying,nonsense ,filthy language ,are main motive, because of you illiterate ignorant people, today world is laughing at India, shame on your low level minds,
Jasmine Ahmad tuze samaj aa gaya na bhai vahi bohot hai
Absolutely amazing.. top class..
Modi jaane ke baad bohut artists ko content nahi milega 😂😂😂
😥😥😱
Hamare Desh me politicians ki kami nahi he 😂😂😂
Dil bahalane ke liye khayal accha hai
Rahul Gandhi agar PM ban gya toh modi se jyda content milega
@@deeptirana7751 bhakt spotted😂😂 jali naa
U really looted my heart.. maza aa gya
More love and respect to you
Modi : Abki baar
Me : Bas kar yaar...😂🤣😉👍
On 23 may... Dekh lena yaar..! Kiski hogi Sarkar
Had kar di is sarkar ne to
@@razachannel1515 Fir bhi vohi jiti....bhai tum gine hue ko chhodke chahne vale bahut hai modiji ko
@@infobhavyalimbani9054 chahne wale se koi farak hi ny padta bhai yaha to baimani hi chal rahi he me to dua karta hu ki aapko rozgar mile or aap apne gharo me achhe se raho isase jada koi chahega bhi to kya ...
@@razachannel1515 or Congress khati thi vo chalta tha
Very nice Rajeev sir...ap jaise logo ki bht jrurt h schai ko jinda rkhne k liye
Stand up Comedians makes more sense than the 4th pillar of democracy (Media)
Vikram Aditya Paul yes because he says what you want to hear thats why he makes sense. Lol
And this is sad and terrifying . People are so lazy that they don't even watch multiple news to make a opinion.
And fyi radars looses its efficiency by 9% due to clouds
@@skyspider7627 sach bolta hai wo....jo tum bhakt nhi sunana chahte....ab tu jaker cloud ki photo khinch modi ke 1988 ke dslr se aur modi ko mail kr😂
@@Nachiket_upadhye_23from where you got that figure...go and read an introduction to Airborn Radar by George W Stimson you wil get idea about radar....cause most of you knowledge is coming from WhatsApp university 😂
K K ye feku nigam wohi bolta hai jo tum desh drohi kambakht sunna chahte ho. Isko bolo pak mei show karre jaha isko jate hi convert karemge aur topi pehnake kasab ki tarah janwar bana demge. Kitni nafrat bhari hai tum logo mei.
Modiji is student of political fekulogy from invisible Jio university.
Also Dr. Modi has done PhD. in "The Art of Lying" from WhatsApp University..😁
MIT KE KAUN se batch me the bhai Tum..
Modi ko jitna bolna hai bolo lekin jio is love.
येही है कांग्रेसी कल्चर
Congrats rajeev ji finally ppl have started watching your videos
PetBharneKeliyeKuchBe
Rajeev Ji you are so subtle, so fine in your work! And you give your invisible masterstroke at the last second! NAMO NAMO! :-p
Gaddar = opposition
Deshbhagt = Bhajjpa
Desh = Narendra D Modi...
...
Nailed It😂😂😂😂
Nice 😂
Rajeev Nigam fans squad raise your hands 🙋🙋🏽♂️😉😎
kuch logon ne dono haath na raise karke like karr diya.....
🙆♂🙋♂
Mu hata utheili
Sir osm sir
Office k kaam s bhut dimak m tension thi
But apki video dekh kr mind fresh ho gya now am so happy😊😊😊😊😊
Last dialog::superb
Old is gold.. The last line Banana nhi ata but bechna ata hai.. So deep..
So true
Wow
35साल भीक मांगनेवाले के पास 35साल पेहले डिजिटल कैमरा था?
सच बता,
किसका चुराया था?
😂😂😂
अब ये अफवाह किसने फैलाई की
भारत के पहले व्हाट्सएप ग्रूप के एडमिन मोदी थे,
वो भी सन् 1968 में
😁🙏😁
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂👈
Andhbhaktt logo ne bhai
I request to everyone please visit my RUclips for political theme song of Rahul gandhi
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whah Kia bat hay Kamal Kat di app nay thanks lot
Even comedians know Modi is Chor🤣......
Comedians are doing journalism
N journalist doing comedy
u r very much right
Beta agr vo chor hota to kam se kam apne ghar valo ko ek rupay to deta.Khud socho yar.
Absolutely right
@@shresthyadav6510 ...kitna kya mushroom khata hay...or usko gharwalo se fark nehi parta...watch his wife interview ...then comment
@@yourchoice2600 behen ke loude me dekh chuka hu.Aur ab uski wife uske vote dilvane ke liye age ayi h.Khud dekh ke aa tu.Sala pakistani.
Wow....last line marvelous nd
It's correct.
वीडियो देखने का तरीका.... वीडियो प्ले करो, पहले ही लाइक कर दो, फिर वीडियो देखो।
पक्का यकीन है कि ये इंसान सही और सटीक कॉमेडी करेगा।
बहुत ही बढ़िया प्रस्तुति ! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Bring Kejriwal..
Save country...
Aaj isro wali comment nhi bhai?😂
@Nipun yess😂😂😂 bhai to famous hai abhi
Aayega to Modi h.. LoL
Yep ,
A girl abused in delhi
Father protested and 4 people killed her father
Brother tried to save her sister and father gets beaten by stones
Just one incident in Delhi safest place with kejriwal 👍👍
Actually kejriwal is Right person for our country, kuch aisa ho jaye, to Sach main desh thik thak ho Jaye.
Hajaro karodo ka karja badhake rakha Hain Modi ne.
Iss modise desh ko bachana bahot jaruri Hain.
Plz don't mind every one, but it's really true.....
Audiences' reaction when he said hema Malini.🤣😂
One of the best was this episode, keep it up Bhot hua samaan
You are really awesome. Accha Timepass hota hai... Aapka video dekhkr...
You missed "Bal Narendra" Comic and his guts to catch crocodile. 😃
Khn milega
Chawkidaro ke chowkidar was awesome at starting 🤣🤣🤣
The video is good....but the title "radar wale baba" made us expect radar jokes 😂😂🤣
thx an intelligent person cant hv laughter on any nonsense
Radar jokes bhi honge video me, bus upload krte samay baadal aa gye honge.
Sir aap ki sab se badi bat kisi party ko nahi chhodte .. great ... Aap aise hi bahut achchhe hai request aap party mat chunana khud ki bhale bana lena .. love u
Beware of Amit Shah. Just hide behind clouds you will be safe behind the clouds😂
Sa, even radar can't find rajiv nigam 😂😂😂
Very intelligently content is made,
Shows the current status of India 🇮🇳👍
Great Rajiv G
I m a big fan of yours since laughter challenge.
This called real stand up comedy..Verna ajkl to stand up k name par vulgarity zada hoti h...
Charlie Chaplin ham sharminda hen..😔😔😔
Comedian Modi abhi zinda hai..👆👆👆
1no
Best comment 👍😜