if Byleth was a real teacher

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @eeveestrations
    @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +90

    listen I love this game and all but I don’t think Intsys actually knows how public school teachers act lmao

    • @darktheg.o.d5541
      @darktheg.o.d5541 Месяц назад

      Do any of us know how it works?

    • @OtakuPursuit
      @OtakuPursuit Месяц назад +12

      we ain't even got to mention how he/she can go out and by like 6 students lunch AND have his/her own lunch each time xD

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +13

      @@OtakuPursuit and the sauna 💀

    • @sam7559
      @sam7559 Месяц назад +7

      To be fair, the school also isn't a public high school either.

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub Месяц назад

      Koei Tecmo*. Koei Tecmo made Three House, Int Sys just supervised, but really they were doing Engage, they just sent like two employees and called it a day.

  • @seonara_etc
    @seonara_etc Месяц назад +45

    School policy says if the teacher is five years late we're legally allowed to ditch.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +8

      Five minutes late and you get to ditch, five years late and that’s an automatic A in the class

  • @mystic5658
    @mystic5658 Месяц назад +99

    Can’t believe Prof. Byleth assigned 50 pages of Gulliver’s Travels, only to then promptly fall into a chasm a few days later.

    • @stug6974
      @stug6974 Месяц назад +25

      I heard that if your teacher falls into a chasm and doesn't come back after 15 minutes you're legally allowed to leave

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +13

      That means no exam!! :D

    • @Albumancer
      @Albumancer Месяц назад +11

      You call it a time skip, I call it a 5-year deadline extension

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +6

      5 year deadline extension and you already know Hilda still hasn’t done it

  • @MooglesandNoponForever
    @MooglesandNoponForever Месяц назад +30

    At least Byleth can adjust her lesson plan when Raphael wants to switch his goals from axes and brawling to axes and brawling to become a warmaster.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +7

      or when Felix wants to become a dancer

    • @GrandDuchessTaco
      @GrandDuchessTaco Месяц назад +3

      I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who put Felix consistently on Dancer Duty because of how much he hates fun.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      @ that was EXACTLY why I made him the dancer lmao the more you don’t want to do it, the more likely it is you’re gonna be the dancer

  • @FabledTactician
    @FabledTactician Месяц назад +35

    Edelgard did NOT want to do that assignment so she did the only reasonable thing left. Wage war. W mindset we should wage war on finals

    • @Gveg
      @Gveg Месяц назад +11

      "So these Ws on your transcript, do they mean you withdrew?" "No, that means I started a war."

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +5

      @Gveg WAIT THATS SO GOOD

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +8

      tbh when studying for my neuro final I was also about ready to wage war on whoever thought cumulative finals was a cool idea so I get it

    • @idreadFell365
      @idreadFell365 Месяц назад

      🔵🦁WHAT DID YOU SAYY!!👿

  • @michaelrich7279
    @michaelrich7279 Месяц назад +38

    Raises hand* "I know you said the assignment was due today, but I was busy having tea with all my other professors for my birthday. Can I get an extension please?"

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +9

      that’s a hard no if the professor didn’t get invited to the birthday tea smh

  • @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428
    @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 Месяц назад +32

    Okay but the most accurate thing about Byleth being a teacher is byleth ignoring the House Leaders, Dimitri's, mental health slowly deteriorating. ALL IM SAYING IS MAYBE WE SHOULDVE CHECKED ON THAT

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +13

      I’d like to think she probably hands out an annual questionnaire where the only question is “are you depressed? y/n”

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад

      Seteth would be the guidance counselor, and even he probably wouldn’t be able to fix Dimitri

  • @tonyzheng2347
    @tonyzheng2347 Месяц назад +27

    You would have send Lindhart to the principal's office for skipping class and sleeping in class

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +7

      oh yeah that dude would have so many detentions by week four lol

  • @eric_moore-6126
    @eric_moore-6126 Месяц назад +46

    Friendly reminder that Mercedes is absolutely old enough to drink. She's older than Byleth even before the timeskip.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +20

      and somehow Emile is younger than her, I will never understand that bc man looks forty and she looks 18

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 Месяц назад +7

      @eeveestrations pain changes people (also, she's 23 in pre-timeskip)

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +11

      Mercedes went thru a lot too tho and she doesn’t look like she’s having a mid life crisis at the ripe old age of 19 or however old Emile is

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад

      Yeah Mercedes, Balthus, and Sylvain after his birthday are the only ones who can drink lol

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia Месяц назад +17

    the red pants on edelgard lmao

  • @plumsweater7947
    @plumsweater7947 Месяц назад +15

    Chapter 10 would definitely be a tv-on-a-cart movie day, let's be real

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +9

      we can all calm our nerves about the impending war by watching an episode of the magic school bus

    • @sam7559
      @sam7559 Месяц назад

      Even their job as sword instructor, be more of just continously practicing your swings, just without instructions if you're having issues as well as exercises like laps around the training grounds.

  • @butthemeatwasbad
    @butthemeatwasbad Месяц назад +12

    Byleth almost became Manuela for a minute there.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +3

      yeah that was the Manuela based bit lmao I loved that stuff with her too much not to include it haha

  • @ChicCanyon
    @ChicCanyon Месяц назад +21

    1st thing she shouldve done after the skip is ask where the book reports where 😂😂😂😂😂
    Fun content btw. Thank you.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +3

      I’m saving that idea for part two if people want a part two lmao

  • @Hedgehog_Ninja
    @Hedgehog_Ninja Месяц назад +25

    Try not be killed before the next class 😅😂

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +3

      Byleth does not extend due dates for injured students you get yourself stabbed that’s on u sorry

    • @Hedgehog_Ninja
      @Hedgehog_Ninja Месяц назад

      ​@eeveestrations What about if they leave byleth's class and then gets convinced to rejoin?

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад

      @Hedgehog_Ninja bold of you to assume she’d even want them back smh

    • @Hedgehog_Ninja
      @Hedgehog_Ninja Месяц назад

      @@eeveestrations Does she just...murders any ex-students?! :O
      Byleth's syllabus probably has a fine print, stating: If you ever think about leaving, don't bother ever showing your face again.

  • @dachannelfire7049
    @dachannelfire7049 Месяц назад +23

    I didn't know this Smash Bros character has a backstory, if only there was a game that covered it.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +11

      ikr?? Who knew the fourth blue haired anime sword character from smash bros was so interesting??

  • @Souvlaki96
    @Souvlaki96 Месяц назад +15

    In the Chapter 10 part, Byleth turned into Manuela! 😂
    Also, I like how your outfits were accurate to the characters! I now realize how distracting female Byleth’s midriff would be irl school 😅

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +5

      Thank you! It’s kinda tough with my limited closet but I always try to put together an outfit that gets the point across for the characters lol. The midriff was absolutely essential to the Byleth bit haha

    • @Souvlaki96
      @Souvlaki96 Месяц назад +2

      @@eeveestrations You’re very welcome! Edelgard’s red tights are also essential and iconic!

  • @chrishetmanski1709
    @chrishetmanski1709 Месяц назад +6

    This is amazing, and I'm so glad the algorithm sent me here. (FE3H got me through the pandemic.)

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +1

      Thank you! 3H got me thru the pandemic as well lol that game was what made me excited to wake up every day when nothing else was going on

  • @Wildestleaf
    @Wildestleaf Месяц назад +22

    0:27 Hilda

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 Месяц назад +7

    Teaching students how to commit war crimes

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +4

      Byleth teaches her students how to graduate with numerous crimes to their name lol

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад +1

      Do you think Byleth gives extra credit to the student with the least or most war crimes each month 🧐 or with the most war crimes that go unnoticed? That would go to Hubert though

  • @mr.gamewatch6165
    @mr.gamewatch6165 Месяц назад +5

    Greetings, Professor! Nothing to report!

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +7

      see if it were more realistic it’d be “greetings professor, half of ur class is vaping in the bathrooms again lolol”

    • @1red2blue4
      @1red2blue4 Месяц назад +6

      Greetings, Professor! Nothing to report! *immediately reports something*

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      @ when he says nothings going on and then proceeds to tell you about all the delinquent activities going on

  • @Karastardust
    @Karastardust Месяц назад +3

    Love fe three houses. Byleth rlly has it rough being a prof with no exp and what she has to endure throughout the events of the game

  • @Mari-pq4zy
    @Mari-pq4zy 17 дней назад +3

    I am a public school teacher and you had me saying "This is so real" not even a minute in. Keep up the good work LOL

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  16 дней назад

      Thank you!! Huge respect to you for dealing with this generation of students, I can only imagine how frustrating they are 😭

  • @wilbygaming
    @wilbygaming Месяц назад +3

    That bunny be watching the whole school go up in flames by a rookie professor but it be vibing the whole time. Be like the bunny Byleth!

  • @Chosen_Din
    @Chosen_Din Месяц назад +4

    This took me back to 2019 when the game was fresh out of the oven and I mean that in the best way possible. Great stuff!
    Also Byleth at Chapter 10 lowkey reminded me of Manuela lmao

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +1

      yeah it was totally based on the one Manuela support lmao it was 100% the most fun bit to record. Glad you liked it!!!

  • @ignaciojimenezvargas6826
    @ignaciojimenezvargas6826 Месяц назад +4

    This is so real

  • @simonbouhadana6333
    @simonbouhadana6333 Месяц назад +7

    Jeralt was better suited in serving as a teacher than Byleth. I wished they had utilize Jeralt more regarding the story.They should absolutely make a prequel regarding Jeralt past life. One of the two big mistakes is that the Jeralt was the only character had no support or social link with Byleth. The second mistake was not having Byleth voiced during cutscenes or conversations. Allowing them more of opportunity to express their personality shift to reclusive and uncaring mercenary to a trusting and compassionate teacher.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +3

      Totally agree, there was so much rich lore around Jeralt and I really hope they dive in to it more eventually

    • @marcvongabain9016
      @marcvongabain9016 29 дней назад +3

      Maybe they could have had it where byleth was the assistent to jeralt but took over after he died. Could have made it really interesting.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  19 дней назад +2

      @ ooh that does sound like it would’ve been really interesting!

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад +1

      Very true. I like that they got into it a bit in Three Hopes, but Byleth and Jeralt weren’t a main focus at all, so there was only so much that could be brought up

  • @Glitterblossom
    @Glitterblossom Месяц назад +5

    I’ve never played FE3H, but your videos on it are amazing.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      Oh thank you!! You really should consider trying the game, it’s genuinely one of the most narratively addicting things I’ve ever played/watched

  • @rhettmitchell
    @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад +1

    *cut to Byleth 5 years later waking up & yelling at Hilda for STILL not finishing her report on Gulliver’s Travels*

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  16 дней назад

      would you believe me if I said I already wrote a part 2 script and included this very thing 😭

  • @mehgamermehgamer6746
    @mehgamermehgamer6746 Месяц назад +4

    Just found your channel love this you got a sub

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed my dumb stuff haha

  • @whydoineedausername1386
    @whydoineedausername1386 Месяц назад +3

    Pain is the best teacher, because it's clearly not Byleth

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      wait that’s actually really true 😭😭

  • @gligarguy4010
    @gligarguy4010 Месяц назад +5

    Surprisingly not too different from some real teachers I've seen.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +5

      The last bit is a shoutout to my teacher who made me read gulliver’s travels while concussed lmao

  • @fuhbox
    @fuhbox Месяц назад +2

    Wow I got a good laugh out of this. Keep it up!!

  • @jonathanrussell6525
    @jonathanrussell6525 29 дней назад +2

    I mean hey, for what the Monastery seems to actually teach Byleth seems to be a good fit XD

  • @robertopablopascual
    @robertopablopascual Месяц назад +2

    Pov: you have school at home

  • @TicoFox05
    @TicoFox05 Месяц назад +3

    teacher I forget the homework 😭

  • @drewinator4574
    @drewinator4574 Месяц назад +3

    Damn if the officer's academy was realistic I'd side with the empire too 😭

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      Honestly same I would’ve picked that house in a heartbeat lol

    • @drewinator4574
      @drewinator4574 Месяц назад +2

      We stan edelgard 😎

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      @ fr she’s my favorite video game character

  • @theavsky1428
    @theavsky1428 Месяц назад +4

    2:04 I mean it's not like Byleth can turn back time or anything...

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +5

      she tried, it was an epic fail iirc Jeralt was still toast

    • @VMan776
      @VMan776 Месяц назад +1

      @@eeveestrationsYeah, all it did was get him stabbed a second time.

  • @robertopablopascual
    @robertopablopascual Месяц назад +4

    You're a really good teacher ❤

  • @twincherries6698
    @twincherries6698 Месяц назад +6

    God damn i wish she was

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +3

      she’d be 100% the coolest teacher in the school that everyone wanted to eat lunch with hands down

  • @ferringsylveon219
    @ferringsylveon219 Месяц назад +3

    I wouldn't mind Byleth being my teacher tbh. :3

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +2

      you say that til you have to read fifty pages of gulliver’s travels by the next class

    • @ferringsylveon219
      @ferringsylveon219 Месяц назад +1

      @eeveestrations well, I'm definitely gonna do that later.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +1

      @@ferringsylveon219 don’t the book sucks 💀

    • @ferringsylveon219
      @ferringsylveon219 Месяц назад

      @eeveestrations lol, alright.

  • @Charlie0106
    @Charlie0106 Месяц назад +2

    eevee posted let’s goooooo 😤😤😤😤

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +1

      heck yeah, posted from 20000 feet cause I couldn’t let you guys down 💪

  • @impact2933
    @impact2933 Месяц назад +2

    LMFAO THIS WAS GREAT

  • @Pantalaimon91
    @Pantalaimon91 Месяц назад +4

    The games premise can def be a little silly. Especially since it's an officer's academy and you use them as frontliners.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +4

      Students, soldiers, all the same basically

    • @sam7559
      @sam7559 Месяц назад

      Yeah because college aged people have never fought on battlefields before

    • @Pantalaimon91
      @Pantalaimon91 Месяц назад +1

      @@sam7559 That really wasn't the comment. It's an officer's academy, officers exceedingly rarely fight on the front lines. I'm well aware that people fight in wars and that they're usually teens to mid 20s in age.

    • @sam7559
      @sam7559 Месяц назад

      @@Pantalaimon91 yeah but it's still more realistic than treating it like a high school and is also more in line with series expectations

  • @dylans.1741
    @dylans.1741 Месяц назад +1

    What house would Jonathan Swift have been in?

  • @DaakkuuYRS
    @DaakkuuYRS Месяц назад +3

    Three Houses is a game where you netorare your students' parents (Gilbert, Seteth), dating your students, and the worst of all is going shotakon with Cyril, which is why there is 5 years timeskip so he would be legal...

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +3

      The game making Gilbert an s rank option was bad imo 💀

    • @DaakkuuYRS
      @DaakkuuYRS Месяц назад

      @@eeveestrations I agree. Unlike Seteth, as far as I know there was no mention in the game that Anneth's mother is dead (unless I missed something). It just feels so wrong. And unlike Flayn which is very childlike (despite being thousands years old), so it is very fitting to get her as daughter in law in the process, Anneth is unlike that. It is just FU for Anneth.

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад

      @@DaakkuuYRS Annette’s mom is still alive and she’s still married to Gilbert. His S rank isn’t romantic at all, it’s more of a pledge of knighthood

  • @sam7559
    @sam7559 Месяц назад +3

    Why do people act like its a high school, its a military academy where yes Byleth would have some qualifications to teach people do to standard military operations and how to use a weapon because as a mercenary, and a high ranking one in their company, would have been doing that already with new recruits. Beylth is the campus sword instructor who main job is teaching them how to use a sword as well as how to lead a formation on a battlefield given that their lectures are authority and swords.

    • @jedimasterpickle3
      @jedimasterpickle3 Месяц назад +2

      Byleth has spent their life as a mercenary, yes, but that's no indication of how well they'd be able to actually *teach* . There is very little information on Jeralt's Mercenaries or what Byleth's role with them would be. Jeralt seems to trust them as we see in the prologue, but everything beyond that is up to fan interpretation. It's entirely possible Byleth is just absolutely *shit* at explaining things.

    • @sam7559
      @sam7559 Месяц назад +4

      @jedimasterpickle3 even if you have Byleth do the forced chapter 1 lecture, they provide as much Sword and Authority skill experience as any other lecture would. Given that Byleth is Jeralt's child it's also extremely likely Jeralt also gave them tutelage on how to run either their own mercenary company or to take over Jeralt's Mercenaries like Grail would have done with Ike, which includes commandering and training new recruits.

    • @jedimasterpickle3
      @jedimasterpickle3 Месяц назад

      @@sam7559 And? I agree with your interpretation, but that doesn't change that it is an interpretation. My point is that explicit information is limited (likely intentionally so fans can project whatever they wish onto Byleth) and so it's hard to say anything for certain.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +5

      I don’t disagree that she was probably relatively qualified as a combat teacher, but she was also implied to teach regular subjects as well. Like the chick led a whole house where they teach all sorts of subjects. There is no way she was qualified to teach on government or politics lol

    • @dystopianalphaomega609
      @dystopianalphaomega609 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah, certainly no consequences to the plot of the game for having an amateur in charge of teaching Edelgard civics and politics, right?… Right?

  • @vycr_stis
    @vycr_stis Месяц назад +1

    real

  • @GabeNwagbala
    @GabeNwagbala Месяц назад +2

    Very good

  • @LeoKearonMSc
    @LeoKearonMSc Месяц назад +1

    Awesome.

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 Месяц назад

    $1000 a month is too small. I’m pretty sure she gets more than that in the game.

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon Месяц назад +2

      Nah those are roughly the Funds you get the first chapters.

  • @DoomyRei
    @DoomyRei Месяц назад +1

    Awesome

  • @Rizky-Gumilar
    @Rizky-Gumilar Месяц назад +1

    Are you mma athelete too?

  • @albinomonferno8647
    @albinomonferno8647 Месяц назад +2

    The most realistic part about this game is the fact that only rich people can go to the private school.

    • @sam7559
      @sam7559 Месяц назад +3

      Well it is a military academy meant for people who are supposed to be officers in a military or a knight, something that isn't really reserved for Joe the Farmer

    • @nestormartinez3216
      @nestormartinez3216 Месяц назад +2

      Shez enter thanks to a scholarship

    • @TommySkywalker11
      @TommySkywalker11 Месяц назад +3

      There's commoners that got in because their villages pooled their money (or in dorothea's case convinced a noble to sponsor her)

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад

      Not exactly true when we have Dorothea and Leonie

  • @MonsterhunterFTWWTF
    @MonsterhunterFTWWTF 26 дней назад

    Did you play persona 5 royal yet?

  • @darktheg.o.d5541
    @darktheg.o.d5541 Месяц назад +9

    Not gonna lie it would be on sight irl for edalgard like madam, You are lowkey responsible for my dad being gone😭

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +6

      Would’ve been detention for sure lol

    • @darktheg.o.d5541
      @darktheg.o.d5541 Месяц назад +1

      @eeveestrations She gonna catch these hands and some time in the dungeon cuz we don't play like that 😢

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +3

      @ girls gonna have a meeting with the death knight haha

    • @darktheg.o.d5541
      @darktheg.o.d5541 Месяц назад +2

      @@eeveestrations Only Death no knight needed lol, no witnesses👀

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +4

      @ call in Lysithea and those dark spikes

  • @Zeno91258
    @Zeno91258 Месяц назад +8

    I wish Byleth has been as a Student more than Teacher. Not gonna lie that being a teacher in "Three Houses" kinda bored me.

    • @eeveestrations
      @eeveestrations  Месяц назад +7

      I really liked how Shez got to be a student in hopes, bc that fit way more with her age. Byleth really looked more like a student than a prof tbh

    • @Zeno91258
      @Zeno91258 Месяц назад +1

      @eeveestrations yeah I agree with that

    • @idreadFell365
      @idreadFell365 Месяц назад +1

      I think it was her/his reputation as the Ashen Demon that netted her/him the role of teacher. Kinda like how All Might from MHA is also a teacher. Shez however is someone who hasn’t made a name for herself/himself.

    • @Zeno91258
      @Zeno91258 Месяц назад +1

      @idreadFell365 that's true. Without any fame and knowing the protagonist very well made the teacher which is kinda crazy idea given from Archbishop Rhea.

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 16 дней назад

      @@Zeno91258well, the only reason Rhea hired Byleth was to bring back Sothis lol. She didn’t care about qualifications