Rogue Ops: The "Sexy" Splinter Cell
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Rogue Ops is a third person game where you play as a 2003-looking spy lady and you have to play DDR every time you want to stealth takedown a guy. Also the devs put a big feet mode into the game for... reasons...
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Even in a terrible game like this, I still smile at how early 2000s it is
Yeah, sometimes you forget just how early 2000's the early 2000's were.
Those graphics comfort me
This game was great in its time
They where really ahead of their time with the big feet fetish cheat.
Naw, the 2000s was prime foot fetish time. Just the general public only noticed retroactively
This game is like if all the mean girls from high school became paid killers instead of nurses
Hey, I've seen that film...
with how many of them just do it for the money, same thing honestly
This is exactly what I thought lol. Sidenote, it's also nice to see this confirmed elsewhere, I thought I was crazy for getting a sick feeling going to the hospital in a small town (40k population) and seeing that every single nurse was someone who tried to convince someone to kill themself just 9 years ago lmao.
@@tresbrown3 how the fuck is 40k people a "small town"
My ex is a nurse, creepiest and weirdest girl ever with a temper like no other, pretty as hell but I've noticed a pattern with nurses as of late. Love em lol
This game is if Nancy Drew had a career shift from small-time sleuthing to assassination.
Bro that's Lani Minella playing as Rogue Ops lady! She's actually gone on to work in some really prestigious titles and is a casting director now iirc. She will always be Eriko Christy to me.
The devs really went, "hey, remember how everyone likes metal gear solid? We're not going to do what Kojima did."
Well, considering Kojima’s track record with female characters… they kinda did
The bad guys in this game have sloppy accountants on top of everything else. Clearly "Richard" comes before "Rogue Ops's Crossbow, Sniper Rifle, and Silenced Pistol".
Damn I didn’t know Nancy Drew moonlit as a grizzled gun for hire
That's who it is!!
@@spyczech “it’s locked” 😱
This looks like the kind of game Gman would review purely for the T'n'A.
Da GmAn?!
@@themechbuilder6171 Indeed, Sonny Jim.
In Australia we say coomin and zoomin
Those gold bars still have a texture though, it's just that the shader is only comprised of a local color, in this case yellow. There is no specularity, normal, or light mapping which is why it looks so terrible. But it's still a texture. Actual untextured objects appear different depending on the game engine bc a default texture is used to display untextured assets. The more you know 🌈
interesting
ok nerd
Protagonist was next to 3d shape Laura Croft in my childhood video game crushes
"Almost as hard as your subtitles are to read!"
Got me good.
You know, the cultural references kind of make this a time capsule of a very specific period of American history.
Remember the roughly 3-year period where everybody thought the Matrix was the most amazing movie ever made AND also thought it sounded badass when someone quoted George W. Bush?
Lol quoting him was never cool bro
Mark Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure. You sly dog you.
they weren't able to make a helicopter final boss so they just took away the flying part
I found this game used for about $10 years ago and bought it. It has a few good moments. There's a point early on you have to hack a door code and you can actually watch a guard enter it from a distance and get it that way. There's one mission where I remember guards communicate on radio periodically and if you start killing them, even if you don't set off alarms, they'll realize something's up when they don't get a response. There's a few good uses for gadgets. But man, those good moments are separated by long stretches of absolute terribleness. The game was insanely hard, and generally not for a good reason. It was harder on the easiest difficulty than Splinter Cell games are on the hardest difficulty, but it rarely felt a worthwhile challenge.
Let's just say I'm glad I only spent $10 on it.
I wonder if Dan Schneider had any involvement with the big feet cheat
That one with the guard ripping out his spine off the roof was actually pretty dope looking.
My uncle showed me this game years ago when I was a little kid & I’ve been looking for it for like 3 years
I remember seeing this game brand new in a grocery store back in the day for $10. I should have bought it. It would have been a weekend killer for me.
Evil Robot final boss, totally called it
Where is borderlands 3 very accurate story recap?
It’s too bad. So Oboe’s saving us from it
The game needs a story for that to happen lol.
8:04 his head clipped through the top
I don't think the devs have ever seen what a bullet looks like. Apparently they think the lead tip that's visible while inside the casing is all that there is?
[4:28] That was like someone learning to speak with a Russian accent from Sean Connery's character in The Hunt for Red October.
The evil lady sounded like she was impersonating richtofen
You should play No One Lives Forever 1 and 2, two VERY underrated gems
thank you shoe
How does a computer generate heroin???
"If you're not with me, you're against me", ah, subtlety, thy name is 'Rogue Ops'.
He'll eventually have to get around to K-Hawk: Survival Instinct.
RIP all those 2000s helicopter pilots.
More like Split Cheeks.
I dunno, a game in which Nancy Drew fights Bionicles sounds pretty good to me.
Big feetmode in Alaska-looking facility. Whose footprints are these?!
Would love to see you take a crack at Metal Arms: Glitch in the System.
Red robot is erol from jak3
Never even heard of this game
Evil lady's accent was Swedish probably, definitely Nordic or nearby. Swedes love to make every s sound "sch"
I have to say, its not every day you see a game with a slow motion bullet that doesn’t have Portal 2 turret bullets
4:29
never brush your teeth while watching reviews of old & potentially unintentionally funny games!
mom can we have metal gear Excelsus?
We have metal gear Excelsus at home
Metal gear Excelsus at home: 7:30
3:00 Pizza the Hut?
Would love to see modern take on Skittles ad - Darkened Skye
Red Robot and no Bionicle refrences? bummer...
The dead didn't even speak smh
the german game box featured so many spelling mistakes that people fell over laughing at the terrible quality
Wait... was that Peter Rosbach?!
Well this was definitely an experience 😂
thanks for upoading hoboshoes
This is certainly one of the games of all time
Mr Oboe Shoes, you have my favourite voice on RUclips!
I love the videos 😃
Oboeshoes, please play EYE Divine Cybermancy. Pretty sure it's still on Steam. I don't know how to describe this game. It's a janky immersive sim (?) made by Eastern Europeans (?). One thing I remember is that you can hack doors to unlock it, but the door can hack you back in retaliation.
I swear you're either from minneasota or wisconsin. that accent is just so familiar to me
So uh…anyone want to explain why Nineball shows up as the penultimate boss?
Still a better love story than twilight
I know this is Rogue ops and everything, but is that Rouge the bat i hear
The password for Big Feet mode?
PeggyHill
Definitely a game of all time
I can’t wait to see this same comment or a variant of it 50 times below.
Never seen this comment before
Also if you could make your entire steam library playthrough in to one video, I would also listen to that. I don't like being a bother but having to click next every time breaks the flow. You know?
you should play crimson skies
wait, was the evil lady the same VO actress as Catalina from GTASA?
I have a bionicals meme I would like to share with you. Where can I send it to you?
Next you should play Zeno Clash. Cmon PLEASE
7.5 - IGN
brilliant
I have a ps2 copy of this, with the cd signed by the director, i got it for 5$
call of juarez (CoJ) is hardcore
You should play Dark Messiah of Might and Magic Elements
"Thats not good"
PLAY DEAD TO RIGHTS THE PS2 GAME
okay say what you will about me for saying this, but a splinter cell/max pain mix with a hot female character as a game sounds great... of course this game isn't that but could of been.
Play Headhunter (2002) for PS2 the beat game ever after metal gear solid
wow
Well, she is sexy. I think this game tried to capitalize in Perfect Dark
Wait...this isn't tomb raider?
I am glad this type games have stopped being made. Ohh here a girl in either a tight wetsuit or in shorts. The character models look like they are made by cbbe bodyslide. And worst of all theres nothing artistic about it.
Titty allergy detected
Sup
This trying so hard to be big booby metal gear
Bold move releasing a video with no gameplay or commentary. Although to be fair, I paused it and weirdly lost interest about 45-60 seconds later.
Are you okay
The game's bad, but, she...kinda bad, though.
Woukd bang 😊
Play spy fiction too ))
The protagonist of this game is voiced by Lani Minella in a rare starring role.
She has a list of game credits that dwarfs even the most memed-on voice actors like Jennifer Hale or Nolan North (most people are likely familiar with her either from StarCraft or Skyrim) but usually as "Additional Voices". Quintessential blue collar voice actress.
I thought that voice was familiar... It's the same VA as Rouge from the 3D Sonic games of that era.
nancy drew???
announcer from unreal tournament
whenever i read obscure voice acting trivia like this i always wonder why does this person know this
@@kabbablabba4073 cause its easy to find imdb pages for these people
Maybe the devs confused "big head mode" with "big tread mode". Very easy mistake to make.
Nah they just knew big feet were going to be a fetish in the future.
I guess the publisher didn't have enough money to properly market the game because they hired Tarantino to ghost write the cheat codes.
Trying to sneak around, but my feet are big. And the clomp of my stompers keeps alerting the guards.
No! That is not solid snake! Stop impersonating him!
Please play Armed and Dangerous.
It’s got some of the best humor I’ve seen in a game and it’s janky animation/physics add to it.
It also has multiple turret sections to boot…
Still amd I can't buy it for xbox 9me anymore missed my chance
2003 Was A time in gaming history
Was it the best? No, but it was one of the times.
@@jonbaxter2254You found the joke
me to
It was the age of Tron 2.0 :D
Weird that with his passion for PS3 era janky shooters, Oboe hasn't tried Infernal yet, which I call "Max Payne, but religious". Until then, I did a review.
I love Oboe's loss for words in his Rogue Ops Video Conclusion: "H-heyyyy, alright!"
Rogue Ops tutorial: "Yeah, you literally just killed that guy we hired to stand there, it's okay, he was nobody important"
Rogue Ops later: "Don't kill any of these guards or you fail"
You can be a psychotic game or you can be a control freak game. Try to chase both rabbits, and you lose them both.
Also don't do either of those things in the first place, ever.
Why not psychotic game?🥺
@@guillegarcia7146 Because they don't like fun.
I cannot imagine someone seeing Sam Fisher and thinking “hmm could be sexier…” GET REAL. THE FIRST DADDY IN VIDEO GAMES
Wario 🤤
She's classy. No tramp stamp.
Boom! Back to the bad games :) Nice find fella ❤
You know a game failed when even Rule34 refuses to touch it
Now how do you know that
@@galacticupfan7386 research
A set of Gems, some overrated, some underrated, some perfectly rated... All of the James Bond games. Like Nightfire, and Agent Under Fire. Definitely worth checking out again.
Jokes about subtitles? Oh boy, Obo it's on his peak!
Lol I dont know how, but we had this game as kids. Couldnt figure out how to leave the first room.
Huh, what a nothing of a game
oh god, if we're back to hidden "gems", can I nominate either Spy Fiction or Soldier of Fortune: Payback?
The poster at 6:14 says "be alert, and always prepared to defend the accomplishments of socialism". I assume it is a real Soviet propaganda poster, because the Russian is grammatically correct, and I refuse to believe the of this game developers put in that much effort.
This is that game that your mom got mad at you for owning
This channel is all boneless thighs. Pure meat, no boney filler. Like the way RUclips used to be.
I wished cheat codes came back to modern games. They were so fun.