ASMR giving you an ILLEGAL LOBOTOMY

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

Комментарии • 329

  • @Kiaraluvssyouu
    @Kiaraluvssyouu 2 месяца назад +109

    18:37 “issa perc :3” okay lmao 💀

    • @Tybeanius
      @Tybeanius 2 месяца назад +4

      XD

    • @juneeap
      @juneeap 2 месяца назад +5

      issa perc :3

    • @Sarraft
      @Sarraft 2 месяца назад +4

      issa purc! >:3

    • @Haytham450
      @Haytham450 9 дней назад

      issa perk! :D

  • @thomasstowe8311
    @thomasstowe8311 3 месяца назад +40

    "Quickly Quickly Quickly " 😵‍💫. I could watch a video with just that by itself honestly. The tingles were insane

  • @Fashiontipsandmore
    @Fashiontipsandmore 2 месяца назад +34

    This actually gets the asmr video of the year award. Jokes aside, this vid actually has put me to sleep maybe 3 weeks in a row now. Thank you so much for this lobotomy

  • @I_like_baguettes
    @I_like_baguettes 4 месяца назад +753

    "😈" ahh thumbnail

  • @pabstlite7033
    @pabstlite7033 3 месяца назад +51

    Surprised nobodies talking about the dude that got shot in the background at 20:44

    • @green8017
      @green8017 2 месяца назад +7

      Not that surprising people missed a thing at the end of an ASMR video

    • @BigBoi-w5m
      @BigBoi-w5m Месяц назад +4

      im looking at dont see it

    • @Haytham450
      @Haytham450 9 дней назад

      Detroit.

  • @jackcerven2415
    @jackcerven2415 3 месяца назад +288

    Lobotmy ASMR is crazy 😭

  • @GarbanzoBean-d5c
    @GarbanzoBean-d5c Месяц назад +4

    Youre really great at making subtle little asmr sounds between dialogue. Like the scratching and mouth sounds were good asmr but you made it look like a character quirk. Excellent acting

  • @AV1AN-ATLASS
    @AV1AN-ATLASS 3 месяца назад +99

    Favorite quotes:
    0:15 "You, my friend, look like a special individual...😼😼😼 A bit gifted up here 😈😈😈..."
    1:23 "Albert Einstein had a lobotomy 😔😔"
    2:29 "SNIIFFFFF 🤑🤑"

    • @JustinSmt-s3m
      @JustinSmt-s3m 2 месяца назад

      Wow are you doing this? I am ready to go to the gym.

    • @Pan·CB·Animates
      @Pan·CB·Animates 2 месяца назад

      Albert Einstein also had his brain stolen ✨

  • @mobamba812
    @mobamba812 3 месяца назад +11

    Ambient noise and background 👌 video goin crazy nice job bro

  • @LizzieHurley-tq3kg
    @LizzieHurley-tq3kg 3 месяца назад +28

    Those glasses are fire bro!!! 🔥

  • @cobybethke7639
    @cobybethke7639 3 месяца назад +11

    That honk scared the shit out of me

  • @StinkVGC
    @StinkVGC 3 месяца назад +226

    i love you please dont die

    • @I_like_baguettes
      @I_like_baguettes 3 месяца назад +49

      Dawg wtf

    • @Cheesegrilled1
      @Cheesegrilled1 3 месяца назад +60

      That's sounds like a threat dawg😭

    • @UjiJamalh
      @UjiJamalh 3 месяца назад +23

      "He was weird he was finna touch me" ahh

    • @ADX_AKC
      @ADX_AKC 3 месяца назад

      bro somebody keep an eye on this mf

    • @TheChildDevourer
      @TheChildDevourer 3 месяца назад +17

      Least outta pocket comment on ASMR channels

  • @balkan.exe.
    @balkan.exe. 2 месяца назад +6

    1:52 had me dying 😂

  • @benjaminbrown682
    @benjaminbrown682 4 месяца назад +53

    This was great Daniel!!! A hypnotic wizard with the tingles! Also, I really love your mouth sounds. They’re feel like little baby tickles on the brain! So relaxing. 🧠😮‍💨🤘🩵

  • @MichaelMyers409
    @MichaelMyers409 3 месяца назад +25

    Lobotomy asmr go crazy ngl😭

  • @GarbanzoBean-d5c
    @GarbanzoBean-d5c Месяц назад +3

    This vs your realistic lobotomy video is so funny. I like to think its continuation of the same lore, before and after medical license removal

  • @Kizuki068
    @Kizuki068 2 месяца назад +19

    Doctor man said I'm autistic😃 0:25

  • @estamcdougall2144
    @estamcdougall2144 3 месяца назад +3

    this is so devious and relaxing

  • @The_Best_Froge
    @The_Best_Froge 2 месяца назад +3

    the acid trip at the end is funky af

  • @tank_games3381
    @tank_games3381 3 месяца назад +3

    I love it when i get to go to sleep listening to the sounds of getting a lobotomy. W video

  • @ohjimmyimhome2084
    @ohjimmyimhome2084 3 месяца назад +30

    i love your vids please don't die to a bus on main st going 20.42 miles over the speed limit on September 8th 2027 at 3:15 pm

    • @MichaelMyers409
      @MichaelMyers409 3 месяца назад +8

      Bro had a vision💀💀

    • @ohjimmyimhome2084
      @ohjimmyimhome2084 3 месяца назад

      @@MichaelMyers409 August 2075

    • @shotofsamRex
      @shotofsamRex 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ohjimmyimhome2084 what abt me

    • @3RR0RNULL
      @3RR0RNULL 2 месяца назад +3

      @@shotofsamRextomorrow.

    • @Moonman737
      @Moonman737 2 месяца назад +1

      Bro listened to the voices

  • @Skimsk
    @Skimsk 4 месяца назад +35

    Illegal lobotomy is not that crazy tbh💯

    • @bryce1660
      @bryce1660 3 месяца назад +7

      ❤I’ll find you

    • @KristijanH
      @KristijanH 3 месяца назад

      ​@@bryce1660 are you a victim of illegal lobotomy?

    • @James69dafunni
      @James69dafunni 3 месяца назад

      @@bryce1660dawg wtf

    • @UjiJamalh
      @UjiJamalh 3 месяца назад +2

      ❤ Diddy got me out of his party cause l won the freak off

    • @Neeb-tt9hn
      @Neeb-tt9hn 3 месяца назад +3

      What is with these freaky comments?

  • @KristijanH
    @KristijanH 3 месяца назад +12

    Only a 100 for a lobotomy. What a bargain!

  • @Das_Fukuda
    @Das_Fukuda 3 месяца назад +12

    15:42 WHY DID THIS MADE ME THINK OF GOJO FOR A SEC

  • @yeeyee7868
    @yeeyee7868 3 месяца назад +8

    Before this I was soooo scared because I saw KeeruhhASMR forehead reveal and I frantically scrolled down and clicked this

  • @sskylaxx3227
    @sskylaxx3227 3 месяца назад +9

    bro SNIFFEDD that money 🤣

  • @im_diversum
    @im_diversum 3 месяца назад +11

    This dude has a weird obsession with lobotomy

  • @Gleeful_Winner
    @Gleeful_Winner 3 месяца назад +371

    Bro I was confused why I couldn't hear anything, but I realized my iPhone 6 was connected to my 1901 Ford something 😭😭😭 silly 5'2 me 😅

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 месяца назад +56

      Ford didn't start until 1903 so how'd you manage THAT one dude?

    • @chickenwings1444
      @chickenwings1444 3 месяца назад

      @@retroguy9494mf got the imagination model

    • @TheDorkas
      @TheDorkas 3 месяца назад +60

      @@retroguy9494 He's just built different. You gotta get those special connections

    • @pipe-cleaningrat7328
      @pipe-cleaningrat7328 3 месяца назад +30

      'oh no i dropped my burger oh nooo' ahh comment

    • @h1mik00
      @h1mik00 3 месяца назад

      @@pipe-cleaningrat7328 1:50 😂s 1:50 and ais t!4;v /sa 😢

  • @mague742
    @mague742 2 месяца назад +5

    12:35 did he just shit himself

  • @KAGAman1776
    @KAGAman1776 3 месяца назад +6

    1:21 I believe it 😂

  • @Valcorr_122
    @Valcorr_122 3 месяца назад +2

    I think this man is an alien, with all the clicking

  • @TrippyyVR
    @TrippyyVR 3 месяца назад +5

    “Psss, hey, little boy. Come here🥸”

  • @Babagurl-r8p
    @Babagurl-r8p 2 месяца назад +5

    Now do 1 star illegal lobotomy vs 5 star illegal lobotomy

  • @retroguy9494
    @retroguy9494 3 месяца назад +3

    I haven't seen buildings and alleys that looked like that since I used to go clubbing in New York City years ago! 😂

  • @R_dot_W
    @R_dot_W 2 месяца назад +10

    he look like the blind Asian guy from gta san andreas😂

    • @Laquan_xo01
      @Laquan_xo01 Месяц назад +1

      Woo zi😂

    • @R_dot_W
      @R_dot_W Месяц назад

      @@Laquan_xo01 yes bro😂😂

  • @noahbreezy8964
    @noahbreezy8964 3 месяца назад +7

    Adds on asmr vid crazy ngl

  • @agentlost123
    @agentlost123 2 месяца назад +4

    Me after lobotomy "fire in the hole"

  • @Moonman737
    @Moonman737 2 месяца назад

    This man makes me sleep and then he haunts my dreams

  • @chillvibes8307
    @chillvibes8307 3 месяца назад +2

    This asmr was awesome sauce 🔥🔥

    • @chillvibes8307
      @chillvibes8307 3 месяца назад

      I also liked the one already worn glove he had on for some reason

    • @Captain-dragonfly406
      @Captain-dragonfly406 3 месяца назад +1

      @@chillvibes8307 I’m gonna tickle you

  • @Cyprus-t2l
    @Cyprus-t2l 3 месяца назад +19

    I was confused on why I wasn't hearing any audio, but then I realized my 24 Karrot Gold plated IPhone 19 Pro Max wasn't connected to my imported 2020 Model M1 Abrahms. Silly me.

  • @BigGribbly
    @BigGribbly 3 месяца назад +1

    I LOVE LOBOTOMIES!!!
    I turn into Throt the unclean when I hear someone say that magic word

  • @manularas402
    @manularas402 3 месяца назад +5

    Was this video filmed with your new iPhone 16 pro max

  • @JunkstHat3605
    @JunkstHat3605 3 месяца назад +3

    9:25 what was that sound in the background?

    • @Def_NotOnDrgs
      @Def_NotOnDrgs 2 месяца назад

      A car to give a vibe your in the street i guess

    • @hauntedsocks7346
      @hauntedsocks7346 Месяц назад +1

      A car honking? Have you never been outside?

  • @macieiraxs
    @macieiraxs 29 дней назад

    Love your videos

  • @Liiboii7
    @Liiboii7 3 месяца назад +4

    Bro reminds me what i thought drug dealers looked like when I was 7

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 месяца назад +3

      You thought drug dealers were THAT clean cut and good looking? 😂

    • @Liiboii7
      @Liiboii7 3 месяца назад +2

      @@retroguy9494 yeah and I know some now and they are that clean cut and we'll groomed them needa blend in somehow

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Liiboii7 I'm in the New York metro area. They don't look like that in MY neck of the woods! 😝

    • @Liiboii7
      @Liiboii7 3 месяца назад +2

      @@retroguy9494 im in Hawaii our plugs look like ordinary people. Or are the ordinary people just plugs

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Liiboii7 Oh, well, if you're in Hawaii, I can understand. Dealers don't look that way in most of the mainland though. They pretty much look like people EXPECT them to look!

  • @subuman
    @subuman 2 месяца назад

    best asmr ive seen

  • @HorrIceCicle
    @HorrIceCicle 2 месяца назад +3

    „who stepped on the bread?!😡😡“
    this guy: „i did!! >///

  • @andrewdao381
    @andrewdao381 3 месяца назад +1

    yo this asmr made me tingle all over

    • @DorinhaMaromba
      @DorinhaMaromba 3 месяца назад

      I'm gonna make your intestines tingle ifbyou keep sayng this shit Andrew 🙏🙏🙏

  • @Guysjustwannahavefun
    @Guysjustwannahavefun 2 месяца назад

    This is the only male asmrist I like 😭

  • @GabesClassroomASMR
    @GabesClassroomASMR 3 месяца назад +5

    Fire vid

  • @ceodelcringe938
    @ceodelcringe938 3 месяца назад +75

    10/10 edge. Shivered when it came out, I'll come back soon 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @drlime8360
      @drlime8360 3 месяца назад +19

      Ok diddy, it's time to go back to your cell, break time is over

    • @24KARAT-wr6cm
      @24KARAT-wr6cm 3 месяца назад +1

      @@drlime8360😂😂😂😂

    • @UjiJamalh
      @UjiJamalh 3 месяца назад +1

      "Ill come back" soon or "ill come back soon" ? (Both are NOT the same)

    • @DarkLord76074
      @DarkLord76074 3 месяца назад +1

      😨

    • @Captain-dragonfly406
      @Captain-dragonfly406 3 месяца назад +1

      I want you

  • @TheKaijuEmpire-y6t
    @TheKaijuEmpire-y6t 5 дней назад

    Doc : I got this knife rite here Me : *gets stabbed* oh my

  • @floppycheese9369
    @floppycheese9369 3 месяца назад +4

    Why is Albert wesker from resident evil giving me a lobotomy

    • @ImMigu_
      @ImMigu_ 3 месяца назад

      Why not

  • @KuffMen
    @KuffMen 3 месяца назад +3

    When’s the talk tuah podcast asmr coming out?

  • @qwetryiye
    @qwetryiye 2 месяца назад +2

    rick astleys alternative life

  • @Tune14
    @Tune14 4 месяца назад +9

    I only clicked for the lobotomy 😭

  • @moth_pawss
    @moth_pawss 2 месяца назад

    1:57 "i dont need a medical license to perform a lobotomy" WAIT SO I DONT EITHER 😍😍

  • @Grunkjs
    @Grunkjs 3 месяца назад +1

    “Hei… Guys… I ecpaper de hoed” 👍👍👍

  • @Iamdude37373
    @Iamdude37373 2 месяца назад +1

    Mythical algorithm pull

  • @tg_tg_tg_09
    @tg_tg_tg_09 4 дня назад

    Everytime you post, i wonder why it's sometimes cursed but btw, it's good

  • @davidhurley3376
    @davidhurley3376 2 месяца назад +3

    Bruh i accidentally left the 2x speed on and it looked so goofy ah, almost like a rat playing with his thumbs XD

  • @MuteRaidius
    @MuteRaidius 3 месяца назад +1

    No Thank you sir, I have no need for a lobotomy as JJK has already given me one.

  • @ScheepScheep
    @ScheepScheep 3 месяца назад +14

    illegal oil up?

    • @private_noise
      @private_noise 3 месяца назад +1

      PLEASE

    • @ADX_AKC
      @ADX_AKC 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@private_noise man is desperate

    • @private_noise
      @private_noise 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ADX_AKC i am.

    • @3RR0RNULL
      @3RR0RNULL 2 месяца назад

      @@private_noisesame

  • @John-u6b8i
    @John-u6b8i 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm a criminal looking ahh thumbnail

  • @pako1548
    @pako1548 4 месяца назад +3

    38 secondi is the devils work

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 месяца назад

      I'm sure my cousin the evangelical Baptist preacher would agree with you! 🙄

  • @IMAMTHEBATMAN
    @IMAMTHEBATMAN 2 месяца назад

    Where can I buy this

  • @emodepresso
    @emodepresso 4 месяца назад +1

    Great asmr

  • @412_chris
    @412_chris 4 месяца назад +9

    I luv u 🫀no diddy

    • @NotoriousScoundrel0
      @NotoriousScoundrel0 3 месяца назад +1

      Christian cortez, explain this comment.

    • @412_chris
      @412_chris 3 месяца назад +11

      @@NotoriousScoundrel0 in this comment I am showing my gratitude and appreciation for this content creator the term “no diddy” is a way of saying “not in a homosexual way” so to sum this up I mean I appreciate this content creator not in a homosexual way but a appreciating way.

    • @Devl452
      @Devl452 3 месяца назад

      @@412_chrisw response

    • @private_noise
      @private_noise 3 месяца назад

      ​@@412_chrison skibidi?

    • @tainted2141
      @tainted2141 3 месяца назад

      ​@@412_chrisI love you #alldiddy

  • @BigBoi-w5m
    @BigBoi-w5m Месяц назад +1

    the money looked like it was only $80, so i think we all just collectively scammed you of $20

  • @ThePresidentOfCOG
    @ThePresidentOfCOG 3 месяца назад

    Hidden gem ahaha this shi Stright outta that storage unit show.

  • @Fady-_-bleh
    @Fady-_-bleh 3 месяца назад +2

    Ah yes lobotomy corporation but it’s not

    • @Argemia
      @Argemia 2 месяца назад

      Finally found a lobotomy corp comment

  • @antburn8978
    @antburn8978 3 месяца назад +2

    Do you wanna know who else had a lobotomy, John fortnite Kennedys sister

  • @whydopeople7651
    @whydopeople7651 2 месяца назад +1

    Elon Musk??????? A genuineness?????? In which universe?

  • @onlylexy
    @onlylexy 3 месяца назад

    This is hilarious!😂

  • @CasualChildofGod
    @CasualChildofGod Месяц назад +1

    Spy kids looking thumbnail

  • @HippieHollowWhroe
    @HippieHollowWhroe 3 месяца назад +2

    needed this thanks Daddy

  • @K0ci4k
    @K0ci4k 2 месяца назад +1

    please, do postal dude cosplay from postal2

  • @AmethystXoxo-de6bg
    @AmethystXoxo-de6bg 3 месяца назад +2

    little kids as soon as they get money: 2:31

  • @Grunkus-x2t
    @Grunkus-x2t 3 месяца назад +2

    Whats illegal is you letting advertisements.

  • @danielcuz9379
    @danielcuz9379 3 месяца назад +1

    Awesome. But your left and right are incorrect my guy have to invert the sound/spin the mic/ flip the video either will do xx

  • @william.campbell1
    @william.campbell1 4 месяца назад +3

    I got my lobotomy done at Claire’s 🤷‍♂️

    • @ImMigu_
      @ImMigu_ 3 месяца назад

      do you actually got a lobotomy

  • @F1VEPears
    @F1VEPears 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro be scamming us and getting body parts from us, this is crazy.
    Edit his also getting our most secure password and social security number bro be making business

  • @BigBackYas
    @BigBackYas 3 месяца назад

    W vid but does bro live in New York cuz holy car sounds 😂

  • @Donutforthewin
    @Donutforthewin 3 месяца назад +1

    How do you even make a lobotomy asmr😭😭😭

  • @reindeer_
    @reindeer_ 3 месяца назад +1

    deluxegyatt asmr

  • @darrinlafferty4979
    @darrinlafferty4979 4 месяца назад +213

    Bro i was confused why it didn’t have audio, but then I realized my Iphone 16 pro max 1 tb was tryna connect to my ferrari 296 GTB😭😭😭silly 6'7 me 😭

    • @Rangeriscool
      @Rangeriscool 3 месяца назад +51

      bro is pulling NO one with the flex 😭

    • @Drhouse135
      @Drhouse135 3 месяца назад +13

      Smooth🥶👌

    • @Hazbin-lover
      @Hazbin-lover 3 месяца назад +25

      Bro same my phone was connected to my boing 747 which I just recently bought for 360 million dollars it connected to my California king size room in my 360 million dollar 747 and it was embarrassing because all of my private staff had to hear I’m just trying to go to Dubai 😅

    • @TheGuyReer
      @TheGuyReer 3 месяца назад +11

      same bro, but for me it was playing my private theaters 😭

    • @DavidCurry-dg6wd
      @DavidCurry-dg6wd 3 месяца назад +11

      Bro same my phone connect to my 900 speakers currently being used at a diddy party

  • @Davis-rd8mp
    @Davis-rd8mp 2 месяца назад

    What is a lobotomy (I seriously don’t know😓)

  • @emilyd6618
    @emilyd6618 3 месяца назад

    I’m embarrassed to say the honking in the background genuinely made me jump 😭

  • @HelterwithoutSkelter
    @HelterwithoutSkelter 20 дней назад

    brother almost every lobotomy is illegal

  • @BlackHammer792
    @BlackHammer792 3 месяца назад +2

    TikTok comments have now made it to RUclips😞😞

  • @sebasjansjs-ub7bn
    @sebasjansjs-ub7bn 3 месяца назад

    Just put the fires in the bag bro🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @steveyboi77
    @steveyboi77 3 месяца назад

    yes sir cedat MY HEAR AND SOUL O HE CAUSE

  • @berrylanden
    @berrylanden 2 месяца назад

    Matrix ah sunglasses

  • @vojtano17
    @vojtano17 3 месяца назад +6

    Please do asmr at diddy’s party

  • @Brúh-t5r
    @Brúh-t5r 25 дней назад

    Did he just call me special 0:15

  • @AntlurtTheDeerMan
    @AntlurtTheDeerMan 2 месяца назад +1

    I getting lobotomized

  • @zilaberripepega57
    @zilaberripepega57 3 месяца назад

    I really like this vid but the mouth sounds throw me off 🙁 that’s a me issue though it seems, good vid!

  • @Tony-The-baloney
    @Tony-The-baloney 2 месяца назад

    Ahh yes I can’t feel anything below the hairline

  • @Mrmonke778
    @Mrmonke778 3 месяца назад

    Bro lobotomized himself before me ☠️☠️💀

    • @C4DD1333
      @C4DD1333 3 месяца назад

      HHEHEEHHEEHEE

  • @Sigma47689
    @Sigma47689 3 месяца назад +1

    I am NOT sister sage😭