Opie and Anthony - Jim Norton self hatred tirade

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  • @JoeyBullet222
    @JoeyBullet222 8 лет назад +99

    opie doesn't let jimmy vent, keeps interrupting, no wonder jim gets pissed and annoys opie back, you can hear it from opie towards the middle. haha

  • @aidanmcballs
    @aidanmcballs 5 лет назад +30

    My hatred for Opie distracts me in everyday life.

    • @timetowakeup6302
      @timetowakeup6302 3 месяца назад +2

      He certainly is one of the most unlikable media celebrities of all time. Neck and neck with Howard Stern for me

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 8 лет назад +104

    Why does Opie see fit to angrily defend his snack rather than just have fun with the joke? Does the honor of his healthy snack really mean that much to him?

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 5 лет назад +1

      You’re an idiot. He’s keeping the bit going by being the opposite of jimmy and being proud of his discipline, aka good cop bad cop and thus keeping jimmys rant

    • @NYMAN110
      @NYMAN110 5 лет назад +20

      Fern From Lake Ave He’s actually right many of the comedians on the show avoided making fun of Opie for that exact reason

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 4 года назад +9

      @@buhshmuhand you're an idiot if you think any of that is true. listen to the show more

    • @JuanCKaun
      @JuanCKaun 3 года назад +3

      @@buhshmuh you were trolling right?

    • @paulrabaiotti238
      @paulrabaiotti238 3 года назад +2

      @@buhshmuh You're a dummy if you believe that.

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally Год назад +21

    And now Opie has C cups and cotton candy hair.

  • @ryanburns4587
    @ryanburns4587 4 года назад +13

    Opie continues to trash Jimmy while he's obviously in a bad headspace, and one little joke about opie's snack and the greggshells just start crunching immediately. The guy is a complete narcissist. Awful.

  • @SamMaxfield
    @SamMaxfield 4 года назад +25

    “I have the metabolism of a glacier” oh my god Norton is undefeated 😂😂😂

  • @robesonreed
    @robesonreed 10 лет назад +156

    Did Opie honestly stop this side-splitting radio so he could eat a yogurt? It takes me one minute to wolf down a yogurt. He's always interrupting a good conversation with some nonsense, a terrible joke, or an even worse caller. Just sit there and let the funny happen.

    • @77Fortran
      @77Fortran 10 лет назад +37

      HOLD ON! HOLD ONNN!

    • @GSHdesign
      @GSHdesign 10 лет назад +5

      PAUSE

    • @geekrockrats
      @geekrockrats 8 лет назад +5

      I tapped out

    • @ivanolivas9897
      @ivanolivas9897 6 лет назад +4

      If he said something like "your my inspiration for my healthy diet, I mean just look at you" That would be funny

    • @MegaMan-bs3oy
      @MegaMan-bs3oy 5 лет назад

      Well to be fair this time there was a skip. So it could of been later on.

  • @antonio8904100
    @antonio8904100 7 лет назад +117

    No joke, this is my every day.

    • @samlee3039
      @samlee3039 5 лет назад +4

      With that chin and those cheekbones? I doubt it.

    • @SundayMorningRunner
      @SundayMorningRunner 5 лет назад

      @Sam Lee He looks like Joe Piscopo and Sam Robert's spawn.

    • @AiiRv
      @AiiRv 3 года назад +8

      “ no joke “
      In 3 years, nobody thought that was a joke.

    • @efsbass
      @efsbass 2 года назад +9

      Still alive?

    • @DD-fs9xt
      @DD-fs9xt Год назад +8

      ​@@efsbass
      Guess not

  • @artemis01
    @artemis01 4 года назад +51

    More than any clip, this 12 minutes by Jimmy explains everything about the O&A show. To be funny, you must be honest. Jimmy is funny because he is able to tap into honest shit about himself, as is Anthony. But Opie's reaction to Jimmy's rant here is enlightening. Opie lives permanently in a world coloured by dishonesty (which is different from lying) and irony. Anything that comes close to a "real moment" must be deflected into sarcasm for his ego to survive. I mean "ego" in the personality sense. To be honest on that level would quite literally kill Opie, in the sense that his entire identity would die. Jimmy has his issues, but we all know about them and therefore can help him survive. Opie's engagement with the world is in the ever-present "now" and so he can never truly grow, never become. His ego thinks this is a path to immortality, because by its unconscious logic, if he doesn't become anything, then he can never die. Opie is deferring life in the hope that it will defer death. Jimmy is staring death in the face and trying his best to live. What destroyed this show was 2/3 people in that studio embracing honesty while the other occupant looked deeper into a mirror

    • @Hilder78
      @Hilder78 Год назад

      Dawg

    • @jamiegaskins3687
      @jamiegaskins3687 Год назад +2

      There’s a 99% chance it’s not that deep

    • @DeanH92
      @DeanH92 Год назад +1

      And people unironically prefer Howard’s show LMFAOO

    • @alwaysbeenthecaretaker
      @alwaysbeenthecaretaker Год назад +1

      read this in rod Serling's voice

    • @jungshin3379
      @jungshin3379 Год назад +1

      holy based and redpilled. as someone who's been an opie in his past, i can confidently say yes, people see whats going on, and no, youre not getting away with anything

  • @philipcorcoran2996
    @philipcorcoran2996 3 года назад +14

    Interrupts jimmy to say “I uSeD tO PuNcH wALLs”

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 Год назад

      Opie would've had Break Stuff on loop if he were an adolescent in the late 90s/early 2000s

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 2 месяца назад +1

      "It used to feel good, but like ya'd hurt, ya know???"
      I used to do that; I didn't "feel good" afterwards- I felt shame & embarrassment but the pain on my hands would be subterfuge for whatever mental state I was in.
      Opie was a try hard, just needed to insert himself into the content.

  • @253jacksonrhoads1
    @253jacksonrhoads1 2 года назад +12

    This is a good bit.
    You hear about Bob Kelly before becoming a mainstay of the show. And the fact Norton had such issues with technology..
    DUUUDE you got your TVO, you got your Mini Disc Player, you got your 12 Gauge. Boom.

  • @denmac19
    @denmac19 8 лет назад +43

    Amazing how thin-skinned Greggshells is. This is only one of hundreds of examples.

  • @danbarr000
    @danbarr000 4 года назад +24

    can you imagine how good this show would have been if opie just got out the way and didnt draw negative attention towards himself everytime something funny was happening?

    • @HighrPwrJC666
      @HighrPwrJC666 10 месяцев назад

      You better stop or Opie will punch another innocent brick wall
      🧱🤛🏾😡🤜🏾

  • @jennpenn5
    @jennpenn5 7 лет назад +65

    "If I had a body as awful as yours..." and he wonders why nobody in his life can stand him.

    • @jamesthomison4356
      @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад +20

      to be fair that probably didnt bother Jim. Or would it most comedians. Its the fact that he can't take a joke aimed at himself that makes him unfuckwithable

    • @Briguy164
      @Briguy164 4 года назад +2

      I was gonna say the same thing. Karma is a bitch though

    • @thelolmaster1997
      @thelolmaster1997 4 года назад

      It bothers me more that he says it as Howard Stern

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 4 года назад

      Oh god, get a fuckin life. Dumb fuck

    • @royletv7162
      @royletv7162 4 года назад +1

      To be fair that was a joke

  • @ItsVikVaughn
    @ItsVikVaughn 8 лет назад +42

    I never really felt Jimmy before until this segment. I feel the exact same way, and worst of all is that no amount of support, validation, or reinforcement makes you feel any better. It's fucked; I used to fantasize about jumping off my roof, landing on my neck, but then I feared that I'd fuck that up too and become a paraplegic (which is fucked since I'd then be in the same spot of laying in bed reflecting on my own failure, but with the added bonus of not being able to make a second attempt).

    • @99boardwalk
      @99boardwalk 8 лет назад +15

      hope you feel better man

    • @MrThatguyyousee
      @MrThatguyyousee 5 лет назад +4

      And how are things now?

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 2 года назад +3

      Do some psychedelics dude. That’s not the way it actually is.

    • @mr.brenman2132
      @mr.brenman2132 2 года назад

      @@willissudweeks1050 So when you aren't on psychedelics you feel great lol?

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 2 года назад +3

      @@mr.brenman2132 Yeah I’m doing pretty good. Why do you ask?

  • @JeffrStarkey
    @JeffrStarkey 11 лет назад +19

    Its kind of comforting to know there are other people that are fucked up like this.

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 года назад +7

    Mister "I used to punch brick walls" eats lemon chiffon Lite & Fit yogurt, what fuckin' zilch.

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika 6 лет назад +17

    we all know that Opie actually is even worse at everything that Jim hates about himself, dont we? Jimmy at least is funny.

  • @christophermirkovich7290
    @christophermirkovich7290 7 лет назад +29

    "I used to punch BRICK Walls". Really. Yuk!

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 6 лет назад +15

      And I guarantee that was a lie. I used to hit walls, but even at my angriest I'd never be stupid enough to punch brick. It wouldn't break away at all, and you'd only fuck your hand/wrist up. Greg just wanted people to think he's HARDCORE brothaman. Don't get on his bad side nyuk nyuk nyuk

    • @philipcorcoran2996
      @philipcorcoran2996 4 года назад +1

      Ickkk

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 года назад +2

      Too bad he didn't headbutt them. Repeatedly.

    • @christophermirkovich7290
      @christophermirkovich7290 4 года назад +1

      @@oneskinnyhonky aka Gus Ferote

    • @lobmin
      @lobmin 4 года назад +1

      @@Theevil6ify I don't get all this about Opie being a liar. If you actually listened to the show, you'd know that Opie deep down would be the psycho to punch solid rock for the sake of pain. Is it really unfathomable for someone to be punching walls for some other reason than your own?

  • @stevefromyellowstone7911
    @stevefromyellowstone7911 5 лет назад +16

    This is how I feel daily. It’s nice to laugh at it with jimmy but it’s actually really depressing.

  • @Bremerxxxx
    @Bremerxxxx 11 лет назад +22

    I love how he calls himself Little Jimmy Norton.

    • @pozloadescobar
      @pozloadescobar 2 года назад +6

      I love him in spite of his chronic Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder

    • @pocketspore
      @pocketspore Год назад +1

      ​@@pozloadescobar I thought he was cured of that?

  • @olivermeades542
    @olivermeades542 6 лет назад +11

    Saw my reflection in a pipe once and quietly said 'I hate you!'. I don't always say it though, but always feel it.

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 3 года назад +18

    I loved Jim Norton first because of rants like this. The rest introduced me to the greatest kept comedy secret of all time, I.E. the Opie and Anthony show. P.S. Opie is still a tool in this clip

    • @woozie___
      @woozie___ 11 месяцев назад

      - one of the most popular radio shows in the country
      - constant appearances by top comedians and major celebrities
      "Ah yes, it's the most well kept secret in the history of comedy!..."

  • @sdude456
    @sdude456 2 года назад +4

    Jesus Christ, Jimmy is on a roll and Opie can't help himself from trying to derail it with his Asperger's.

  • @TheJordanChronicles
    @TheJordanChronicles 8 лет назад +49

    Weird hearing Jim have to explain to them who Bob Kelly is. Obviously he hadn't been on the show yet. He was already a seasoned regular by the time I started listening, and he always seemed like a part of the show. Funny to hear the world of O&A before Bob became part of the family.

    • @xMadHadderallx
      @xMadHadderallx 5 лет назад +2

      I can't wait to hear it. This must be before 2004

    • @xMadHadderallx
      @xMadHadderallx 5 лет назад

      @PBR Street Gang did you mean Rich Vos?

    • @810wasaninsidejob9
      @810wasaninsidejob9 4 года назад +1

      LOUIS BEANSH

    • @thrashmetalfiend
      @thrashmetalfiend Год назад

      @@xMadHadderallx I think this was from 2002 because Jimmy mentions The Osbournes and that the audio quality sounds like it was from their WNEW days.

  • @adkramer
    @adkramer 4 года назад +7

    I feel you Jimmy the rage of feeling impotent is maddening

  • @sca8217
    @sca8217 3 года назад +12

    "It's called having a little discipline in your life."
    "I like it too,if it is Yellow... Waka waka!"
    😂😂😂 Fawkin' Jimmy is priceless!

  • @JS-li9ym
    @JS-li9ym 5 лет назад +5

    Love that picture of my three favorite radio personalities: Opie, Anthony and Chaz Bono.

  • @DarthChubbyChaser
    @DarthChubbyChaser 10 лет назад +7

    Twelve of the greatest minutes in the history of O & A. I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard!

  • @edp6724
    @edp6724 4 года назад +7

    9:22 "Plump, white, round and alone" HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @moralebooster8437
    @moralebooster8437 10 лет назад +5

    "He actually screamed for help" hahahah

  • @captainredbeard7933
    @captainredbeard7933 4 года назад +2

    My favorite part is when he knocks the coffee over. Haha!

  • @MrTwon1610
    @MrTwon1610 9 лет назад +2

    'Quittin smokin' Jimmy taking pops at opie is fuckin priceless!

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab 7 лет назад +5

    6:48 "little weak willed nothing" lol

  • @chaosdecides
    @chaosdecides 10 лет назад +23

    Jimmy should have stayed fat, it was more endearing.

  • @MsFreedomChick
    @MsFreedomChick 11 лет назад +5

    Younger fatter Jimmy was way angrier and a bit funnier. He's brilliant though. Sick but brilliant .

  • @JacksInn
    @JacksInn 10 лет назад +15

    I love Jimmy so much. Hahahaha.

  • @pozloadescobar
    @pozloadescobar 2 года назад +2

    "I should milked into a bucket, and then beaten with a belt, until I do a situp across my fat white stomach" -Yimmy Norton

  • @philatkinson349
    @philatkinson349 10 лет назад +3

    Fuckin' genius that they got Norton as the third mike on the show.

  • @LordStickMax
    @LordStickMax 10 лет назад +11

    so funny. completely relatable.

  • @jablasi1
    @jablasi1 Год назад +2

    Sam should have felt the same way about himself when he called 911 for a flat tire

  • @delljay8614
    @delljay8614 11 лет назад +5

    Jimmy is not fat anymore he looks thin and svelte. Don't worry it wasn't aids just eating well and exercise.

  • @proloser9213
    @proloser9213 3 года назад +2

    i listen to this when i need to feel better about how much i h8 myself

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 11 месяцев назад +1

    I own a gun. For hunting. But I keep it at my brother in laws house because I have the same mentality as Jimmy. 2 things go wrong in a row, I’m checking out

  • @transam6x6
    @transam6x6 11 лет назад +3

    The metabolism of a glacier! ROFLhahahahaha

  • @JJJ111JJJ
    @JJJ111JJJ 3 года назад +1

    8:12 I was brushing my teeth and looked myself in the eyes just as he said that.

  • @misstrKevin
    @misstrKevin 5 лет назад

    “And I can’t act neither!” Lol

  • @elvispotpie9293
    @elvispotpie9293 7 лет назад +5

    wow never heard this... Jimmy comes close to Lewis Black anger in this. Fawkin Hilarious

  • @Maj0ra
    @Maj0ra 10 лет назад +2

    Anyone else wanna just give Jimmy a nice big warm fat hug? Gotta feel bad for his spilling his guts...and blubber.

  • @beatenbilly671
    @beatenbilly671 4 года назад +2

    Just the fact that you have a healthy treat in each hand which one first who knows

  • @dankestranch8738
    @dankestranch8738 6 лет назад +3

    Lmao self deprecating humor at its best

  • @SighTology
    @SighTology 10 лет назад +3

    Oh, @opieradio, you insecurity boy.

  • @taffwob
    @taffwob 11 лет назад +1

    Absolutely. Much more interesting to hear someone who is aware about how shite they are & is honest about how it makes them feel. The world is full of people telling me how slick & perfect they are when their crushingly obvious inadequacies are in plain site.

  • @QuintTheSharker
    @QuintTheSharker 10 лет назад +1

    Taxi and the Osbournes. Oh jimmy. You're such a sweet boy.

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb 6 лет назад +1

    Love how real Jim is. Completely agree with him on therapists and counselors, etc. I'm fucking done with them.

  • @stevefromyellowstone7911
    @stevefromyellowstone7911 5 лет назад +3

    This is June of 2002

  • @pandavelli8176
    @pandavelli8176 3 года назад

    I used to punch walls until I punched a cinderblock wall while drunk and I could barely use my swelled up hand the next day. Now I rarely do it lol

  • @randy109
    @randy109 10 лет назад +1

    Inside of the strongest men lives a 'scared little child' that we fight a constant battle to keep deeply hidden in the dark recesses of our mind. When your child looks at "Dad" as if he were the biggest, strongest, smartest person alive, "Dad" has to really try to destroy that scared little child deep within himself and live up to his child's expectations. (Felt good to get THAT off my chest...)
    “Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.” -Henry David Thoreau-

  • @ryanmason9320
    @ryanmason9320 3 года назад +1

    I related to this on a cellular level

  • @eezysqueezy
    @eezysqueezy 11 лет назад +1

    This is everyone in a nutshell to one extent or another.

  • @JuraIbis
    @JuraIbis 10 лет назад

    Jim really likes the word "stomach". If you're listening to a lot of O&A classics like I am right now, try to notice it.

  • @InlandGreen
    @InlandGreen 11 лет назад

    Jimmy's first o&a appearance. Nice

  • @adrastea
    @adrastea 11 лет назад +1

    This is the day I decided I loved jimmy.

  • @Gr8tgadspy
    @Gr8tgadspy 5 лет назад

    “Little fat stupid boy” 😂

  • @MrGooie
    @MrGooie 10 лет назад

    buahahahahahaah the imaginary TiVo had me in tears

  • @kujo5998
    @kujo5998 4 года назад +2

    I could listen to little jimmy hate himself all day every day

  • @mikeodonnell6799
    @mikeodonnell6799 Год назад

    Ozzy would say "get the gun shoot shoot shoot"

  • @bryanhernandez2045
    @bryanhernandez2045 2 года назад

    What year is this?

  • @Soundboy6
    @Soundboy6 11 лет назад

    Fuck, this is me in a goddamn nutshell

  • @ciscornBIG
    @ciscornBIG 10 лет назад +1

    This is my favorite norton bit ever. FAT PINK PALE FISH BELLY

  • @eamon4800
    @eamon4800 11 лет назад

    When he spilled his coffee i pissed myself! Hes so miserable what could be worse? Spill your coffee of course!

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX 3 месяца назад

    Ha, Jimmy explaining who Bob Kelly is to them tells you how old this is.

  • @zackcraft7204
    @zackcraft7204 8 лет назад

    This was 15 years ago??

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 10 лет назад +2

    I totally relate to this lmao.

  • @EricTheAcktor
    @EricTheAcktor 11 лет назад

    I seriously doubt they pay him 700. He works with them 9 days out of 10 and provides at last half of the comedy on the show on average.
    If they're filthy rich, then he should be getting paid very well.

  • @DominanceInPerpetuum
    @DominanceInPerpetuum 11 лет назад

    Really? I didn't know that, that's awesome! To think of all the time he's spent on the show since then.

  • @StLennyBruce
    @StLennyBruce 5 лет назад +1

    Jim Norton's adorable.

  • @jeremiahmirkovitz2834
    @jeremiahmirkovitz2834 7 лет назад +4

    way to ruin a bit ope ;-) October Revolution was a good thing.

  • @richardflowers5252
    @richardflowers5252 11 лет назад +1

    Goin to tha Gym, Goin to tha Gym an eat'n bettar...

  • @DemonCannibal731
    @DemonCannibal731 11 лет назад

    Same, Jimmy.

  • @LimpBizkitBoi
    @LimpBizkitBoi 11 лет назад

    This is my favourite jimmy clip so far (I've only just started listening to the show so there might be some even funnier than this..)

  • @gregz1235
    @gregz1235 3 года назад

    Angry norton was the absolute best. I hate his new subdue and calm attitude

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ 10 лет назад +3

    I don't know why, but I can't fucking get any of kevyn999's videos to load. What the eff is the deal, RUclips or my ISP?!

    • @kevyn999
      @kevyn999  10 лет назад

      ClibanariusJJ You're not the only person to say this, and I have no idea what the problem is or how to fix it. Something to do with tunestotube.com, the site I use to upload these I guess.

    • @ClibanariusJJ
      @ClibanariusJJ 10 лет назад

      kevyn999 Strange. But yeah, it's only some of your videos, not all of them, I was mistaken in saying that earlier. The only real option I'd suggest to fix them is to re-post the ones you posted through there, but there's an alternate source for a lot of the broken files, so I wouldn't really worry about it too much. Thanks just the same, I know I appreciate the effort made by you!

    • @TeigenNOR
      @TeigenNOR 9 лет назад +2

      Changed it top 360p and it worked!

    • @cripplermaximus
      @cripplermaximus 9 лет назад

      Trond Teigen you are my hero!

  • @meaty220
    @meaty220 11 лет назад

    Jim Norton = the truth!!

  • @snakerman2612
    @snakerman2612 7 лет назад

    "Bob Kelly is my friend, he's a comic"
    this must be old as shit WNEW tapes

  • @johnbandini1354
    @johnbandini1354 5 лет назад +1

    Sweet necklace opester!!!

  • @bongmajor
    @bongmajor 10 лет назад

    Or perhaps birdshot scars.

  • @hugotepichin6144
    @hugotepichin6144 4 года назад

    I'm a four, with humor. Hahaha fucking jimmy

  • @LebronTraveled24
    @LebronTraveled24 5 лет назад

    8:10 lmfao

  • @pongkong
    @pongkong 11 лет назад

    what do you mean?

  • @DanMorera
    @DanMorera 2 года назад

    oh so close

  • @joegarofalo2466
    @joegarofalo2466 6 лет назад

    Comedy Gold.

  • @corystheboss
    @corystheboss 5 лет назад

    Was this WNEW?

  • @Hilder78
    @Hilder78 3 месяца назад

    8:06

  • @restinbones2057
    @restinbones2057 6 лет назад

    everyday jimmy everyday

  • @PrimitivePresents
    @PrimitivePresents 11 лет назад

    proof?

  • @vikasbiliye5023
    @vikasbiliye5023 2 года назад

    Hey this is me

  • @durden2480
    @durden2480 2 года назад

    Poor jimmy needs a warm glass of man the fuck up

  • @real_howard_stern5969
    @real_howard_stern5969 3 месяца назад +2

    If Jimmy did kill himself the show wouldn’t have lasted to the 2010’s

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 2 месяца назад +1

      Idk, the Opster would've had more opportunities to take calls from Fannie from Fort Bubblebutt, New York to tell a second hand story. That's what the listeners wanted /s

  • @2187ordnance
    @2187ordnance 11 лет назад

    love lil yimmy