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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
- please dont try shaving watermelons at home
MY INSTAGRAM: / quackity.hq
AKSEL: / @aksually
WARNING:
Please keep in mind that THIS IS FUNNY
DISCORD: / discord
TWITTER: / quackityhq
STEAM: steamcommunity.com/id/Quackity
PATREON: / quackityhq
TWITCH: / quackityhq
INSTAGRAM: / quackity.hq
ITS ONLY AN APP, WHY YOU HEFF TO BE MAD. 
Развлечения
4:17 "This cup of water-"
**holds up a bowl of water**
“cup: a small bowl-shaped container for drinking from, typically having a handle.”
somehuman_json lmao
shut up thats just his lunch >:(
M well it's a shit lunch, at least i have some ice in my lunch
Maaz Plays oh, sorry my dude, i didn't even see it :/
"this is embarrassing to watch"
*proceeds to call brown sugar sand*
He didnt know
@@lagomorph736 LMAO genius
It's still putting raw brown sugar over frosted cupcakes, it doesn't even look great and is still messy
Jeremy Bishop You know video
r/whoooosh
As a cosplayer, that lobster costume made me peel my skin off, cook it, season it, and eat it.
how'd it taste though?
@@whoskhrystal like plastic, coming from another cosplayer
why is ur pfp sayaka's dead body?-
yum
Did you cosplayed as a lobster as well?... o_0
the golden era of his videos.
someone who agrees
mhm ;(
I agree
real
Real
Quackity: imagine being this poor
Also quackity: *has broken headphones and lives in a underground bunker*
dont forget the microwaved water
@@kwameosei-tutu9401 wait thats not normal
* that’s how mafia works!*
Lol
don’t forget the $300 mic , that he
broke
Aksel: "I won't eat chocolate that came off of SAND"
the sand: *is crushed graham crackers*
Honestly there are times in my life i would eat sand covered chocolate
@@YourDad-dh6fj you know what- me too-
It could be crushed biscuits
@@yuewen1030 true
@@Fortniteloverepic SAME
Really upsetting to know they aren’t friends anymore
Wait what😭😔😔
Wait WHY did they just drift apart or 😳
@@ringdingdong8377 not really sure tbh
They aren’t friends?
i was gonna comment it but you already did so yeah.........
honestly, i really am super proud of how far he’s come in his weight loss process, i just really hope he’s doing it in a healthy way :) just a reminder; you don’t have to be skinny to be beautiful!!! ur super cute either way, we love you big Q
Awwww this comment is wholesome
hes been gaining weight recently tho, so i think he stopped his weight loss process or like went bakc a bit but u r rite he is cute either ways
@@fantagousthings6058 don’t say that. commenting on someone gaining weight is wrong. he’s 100% fine for a 20 year old
@@fantagousthings6058 wtf he is fine now i was worried about him in this video
@@fantagousthings6058 pls stfu
Quackity: I'm not dying
Also Quackity: *cooks spoon in microwave*
I’ve watched this video like six times already and just noticed that
Lol
Its edited don’t worry lol
How tf did people not notice he microwaved the spoon
There's probably an oven option in his microwave, mine has one and I had a heart attack when my brother put metal in it before he explained that it's an oven option lmao
I accidentally clicked on this vid. Holy quackity looks so young here
He was 17 in this video, almost 18. He looks a lot younger-
@@eeesperance wow
@@drez.x1309 Now he’s gonna be 21 in December- I refuse to believe it.
Ikr
IKR
Fun fact: When I was a kid I used to make toilet paper dresses bc I thought that those normal clothes were too pretty for my dolls-
SAMMEE!!
Quackity: "Imagine being this poor!"
Also Quackity: (lives in a bomb shelter, has broken headphones and microwaves water for a diet)
First comment with 300 likes wth
Bruh😂😂
@@jazzsartdimension3456 it’s a joke
@@coinzby bruv what
And his bed is a gaming chair he stole
Quackity: Is that sand?!
Brown sugar: Am I a joke to you?
oh i thought it was crushed biscuits 😂
@@rileylou9758 I thought it was crushed graham crackers
@@suckd0g that'd make sense tbh
Yeah I thought crushed graham crackers or brown sugar
Oh i though it was sans
Watching this knowing they aren’t friends anymore makes me hurt...
they aren’t? :(
Well ye, after quackity becomes much nore famed or well-known, he intents to collab with other famous youtubers.
@@pentum6874 Really? That's pretty sad man
@@sunfl0wer_988 well
Aksually not even post anymore :/
@@kitsunearashi1391 that's more sad I liked his content
I miss this era
Quackity: loses weight
Everyone: *OH FRICK HES DYING*
Quackity: im dying!!
i'm proud of him tbh
@@tidepodpadthai2633 yeh
noooooooooo whyyyyy:(
@@tidepodpadthai2633 he looks really really skinny tho, maybe fasting
"I'm eating healthy" *proceeds to oven a bowl of water*
@مكافحة الشحاذين الايكات السريه don't know if you are joking but microwaving causes all the radiation to be absorbed
@مكافحة الشحاذين الايكات السريه lmao nice joke
*Puts spoon in microwave*
IKR it’s more healthy to eat it raw
And decide to *put a spoon into a microwave and slurp water with it*
And later did he know, he would be in the DreamSMP
WTF is dream smp
@@meatiest1989 grown men role-playing in minecraft
@@meulware tommyinnit isn’t a man tho
@@paiwho7843 hes british yeah sorry i forgot 💔💔💔
@@meulware HYUWPFIA
i miss their friendship:(
he microvaved silverware, i now know why quackity is in a bomb shelter
Bruh I just commented this he is anorexic because he can’t make food
Boi
If albertsstuff was too lazy to design his profile picture
It does not explode if silverware is in contact with liquid.
YO TENGO
Quackity : Imagine being this poor
Also quackity : Drinks microwaved water with broken headphones in a underground bunker
Also quakity destroys 200$ microwave with a 1200$ spoon
Editing my comment so people wouldn't keep whooshing me. I already explained myself but ppl are still blind:DDDDdd
U copied that 💀💀
Hoi Im a girl it’s a joke 💀
Rxmen Mxnster ._. I can’t tell if you’re being ironic
I miss these days :(
me 2 but i’m so proud of his growth :,)
Same
@@cloudistired yes me too and he's very happy with what he's doing so i'm happy for him
7:40 turn on captions and click this
@@lorenasousa8643 thank you i guess😃
Quackity: This cup right here of water..."
*shows bowl of water*
0:17 quackity is now dead because he put a spoon in the microwave and it exploded
Yoo aksul looks like Trevor's crackhead/hippy friend😂😂
@Ninja affirmative
@@urboyjimmyjoneskms7819 yo I just noticed axsel is Ron
I think it's wood
That’s been boterin me
Gordon Ramsay: *Beef Wellington*
QuackityHQ: _Ice soup_
Stank fuck
Samuel Adam no it’s frozen
Me: Cheerios w/ water
Stank i stole a bit of your comment sorry ;)
Knowing that they’re not friends anymore sucks.
what happened?
@@caligulasaquarium3456 quackity sold out lol
@@caligulasaquarium3456 nigga making videos with pokimane now , I would unfriend him too.
I miss when quackity was funny
Fr
Nothing quells my hunger like a microwaved bowl of water
I know right? I prefer putting ice cubes in, you know for some taste.
with a spoon too!
if I’m feeling good I’ll put a pint of faucet water in for flavor
@@ntuk0035 faucet water? That's for stupid people that believe in capitalism, I grow my own rain water.
damn ur a man of class. Sorry for my silly mistakes
He’s just getting thinner so he can be jack skeleton for halloween
*#LifeHack*
Way ahead of ya'
xvcti Did
More like Tracer from the amazing game shit or miss the toilet
yeet
Going back to the good ol days of quackity
(This isn’t a ‘oh quackity sucks now I hate him and the dreamsmp!1!1!’ I just prefer this content by a lot)
yes
Yah
yeah
100%
same tho
I will forever miss this Era of Qauckity
aksel: *makes joke*
quackity: aHhHH *slaps table*
xXTragedy StrikesXx bro he’s got a crush on him 👁👄👁 awww
xXTragedy StrikesXx no its
aksel: its a penIS
quackity: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA *breaks table*
xXTragedy StrikesXx add the clapping in
Aksel: *Breathes*
Quackity: haHHahaHhahHHhha *breaks table*
『ɪɴғɪɴɪᴛʏ 』 t
“did you turn your fan into a vaccum?”
*hairdryer has left the chat*
0:35
“So me and my friend aksel”
Aksel: HAH
…little did we know how this would become a reality💔
0:17 *puts a bowl and a M E T A L spoon in the microwave*
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Spoon: *doesn't blow up the microwave*
Also me: 👁️👄👁️ wtf
Edit: oh wow thx for the likes
😐
not the emojis
There's low chances but it's super risky big Q must've not known that
@@bianca-pq1il 😑 pls.. the format you're using is from tiktok too stop hating
Mom lied to me
*If we dress you up as a lobster they will think your rich*
-Crackhead Mom
You’re* :)
@@Rachel98246
You want a fucking cookie Mr Einstein?
Lobster is good
Chicken Permission congratjiydjiddhyksmts for correcting someone but nobody cares
Congrats is easier to say
Quackity: loses weight after a year
Everyone: *GET THE GOD DAMN BANDAIDS Y'ALL HE'S DYING--*
Quackitys mom: V A P O R U B
grab the fucking iCE-
GET THE MEDICS-
Spongebob says despacitNO PFTT BAHAHHAHA THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH LMAO
*HE NEED SUM MILK*
“Imagine being this poor”
Quackity you’re 20, live in a bomb shelter, have a broken headset and microwave water.
Nice repeating what someone already said, hoping it'd get likes just because theirs did....
Lmfao he was like 17 in this video
i watched this man for years and his fans now are just teen girls saying hes a baby or a cutie like bro what all they want is him playing Minecraft tf i miss this quackity not him being somewhat forced to do some role-play bs but whatever makes him happy ig 😭🤚
ik i want old quackity back
also i kinda feel like he was funnier back then when he didn't howl of laughter every single second
i agree, yeah. this feels better and more comforting, then what he does now
I agree i prefer his older content too... Now he is "loud = funny" lol...
Man I miss these collabs when they were actually funny now dream had to come in and ruin shit
@@aryanshah4703 no one talked about dream, and even if dream had a huge part in it doesn’t always mean he “ruined” shit. “old” quackity is never coming back. u might miss the “old” quackity, but people change. grow up
LIKE THIS VIDEO AND I WILL RAID INSTAGRAM
QuackityHQ I did dad
QuackityHQ ketchup
second reply
Raid Fortnite!
QuackityHQ thanks dad
Quackity: The type of guy to speed up royalty free music to avoid copyright.
lol
Best part is his outro song was a copyrighted song lol ("Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen)
Edit: though I don't know much about how copyright works, that probably doesn't count since it is not the original and doesn't even have any vocals
@@starman8853 copyrights run out auto about 7 years
@@flippyuh Lol but this is still a song that is available to purchase and is still under the original record labels afaik.
put this on the urban dictionary
Im sad quackity and aksually arent friends anymore...
same
what happened?
@@kae.jj. no one knows :(
@@kae.jj. They stopped interacting w each other on Twitter I think sometime last year. In a stream a couple months ago Aksel confirmed they’re no longer friends but he never said why
Sad they not freinds
Honestly I miss them being friends:
7:57
Little girl: *“daddy my barbies need new clothes”*
Dad: *“ok”*
THANOS IN THE CLOSET
He was always there *wink wink*
I remember that😂😂😂
*rembers the video* o yeah
he wasn’t invited he was always there😂😂😂
wrong video
this video is so depressing to watch in 2022.
It’s soul crushing to know they aren’t friends anymore :(
oh no
"Have you ever bought a watermelon that was too hairy?"
That's called a coconut
lol
lol
lol
lol
xD
Your headphones mic is more useful than these life hacks
tech support called
they want their headphones back
No shit.
oooooh
Facts 👌
@@linvydasb.7875 r/wooooooooooosh
Nah the “your Asian ass got skinny” had me rolling 😂 man’s not even Asian
this vid in a nutshell: IMaGinE BEiNg tHis PoOR!!
Quakity what I am worried about
is you putting a metal spoon in the microwave
I thought i was the only one that noticed him do that! XDDD
@Political Princess it is not the spoons getting ruined. its the fucking microwave that explode
I did that and its fine
DragonCo SAME! NOT THE SCHPOON!
Ikr
Quackity: you're gonna get me demonetised!
*ad plays*
THAT HAPPENED TO ME AS WELL MY GUY
Lieutenant Keef dude.... get the joke
I thought I was only one lmfao
honestly I didn't know quackity lost that much weight - that must have been hard and I salute him o7
Same
@@leah2796 wait rlly? :( poor guy
Damm i miss old quackity. He is more into random stuff instead of like now.
@best I’m not trying to be rude but why?
@@strawberryfig6279 kinda late but i'm assuming it's that she's frustrated that it feels like everyone is running to a random old quackity video to complain about 'how old quackity good!! Dream SMP! bad!!!'
@@Habibi-ex1ig yea I used to also spam “I miss old quackity”and now I don’t anymore because quackity is happy and always has been. Plus “I miss old quackity” stuff wouldn’t change him and he also addressed it too.
*can't afford a yo-yo*
*can afford hot glue gun*
w h a t
edit: i am scared for humanity. i am actually goddamn petrified for the fact that my smartass comment might be one of the most popular damn comments in this troll-infested comment section.
every goddamn fucking day, we drift farther from the light of our saviour.
-okay, before a smartass calls me ungrateful, i am actually grateful for the number of likes my dumb comment has gotten, thanks friends-
Can afford 2 bottles of cola
can afford copious amounts of glue, for said glue gun
@@turntechgodhead1975 *can afford for the glue to stay warm*
*can afford for the very nice house and setting and actor to do this diy*
"life hacks"
Guys I don't know if we should tell them about Troom Troom
Oh god
I think you're right cuz some things you should stay a secret
Where is the noose
Please don't
Tell them I mean
OMG WHAT HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT, THESE 2 YEARS- HAVE CHANGED HIM A LOT
“THEY PUT SAND ON A CUPCAKE!” I’m crying
I have a theory. The reason his mic keeps on falling is because he’s getting bombed. Luckily he’s safe in his bomb shelter
@@alexusclado I'm a sick frick I like a quick kick
666 likes
Im litterally dying in laughter rn its almost midnight
Is it midnight yet
Bro no way same
@@ilikebreakfastz ok thanks
i dont watch this anmie wut i watch
169 nice
"Oh! Two Pepsi's! We have to buy two Pepsi's for this one."
"Okay, I don't have enough money for that. I'm sorry."
Lmaoo
"OK, just ruined a pair of pants, nice."
"Oh, now we're just gonna stick it back together with glue."
this had me dying
dude blood pods are the most useful thing ever if someone says something you dont like or you just want to get out of an awkward situation you pop one into your mouth and pretend to be dying it never fails
a literal dumpster fire I’m actually going to do this now to get out of social situations lol
Thank you
It works until they catch on to your trick
a literal dumpster fire
A better trick is to just not leave the house. I’ve been doing it for years and it has yet to fail.
or just slam one up ur crotch and be like fuck im a woman
YOU MICROWAVED A SPOON IS YOUR MICROWAVE OK???
Neothebloodyram THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!
better yet is his house ok?
No - **BIG BOOM HAPPENED**
Wow I remember when I put a spoon in the microwave it blew up
I guess either the spoon was nokia or the microwave was already killed
aksel: "This makes you look poor"
also aksel 5 seconds later: **cant afford 2 pepsi s**
Willbur soot will definitely eat that sand cupcake
*12 minutes of quack boi making fun of poor people*
And clapping very hard to
My name is Whatever my name is *_ninja clapping Jess’s c h e e k s_*
While quack boi is also poor
@@bucktickenjoyer *Jess' if someone or somethings name has a S at the end you just put ' at the end and dont add the S. I Am Mr. Dylan i will be your substitute teacher today
ItsDatBoiDylan
Thank you Mr. Dylan, very cool!
Teacher:Dont forget to put the headphones back in the computer room
Snakee underrated
Underrated af
I was expecting 1k likes.
*Capitalism*
You spelled Sensei in a wrong way....
*puts them in cups*
*Calls it life hack*
I love the old quackity before the dsmp
I did too
me too :(
Quackity was eaten up by fame :/. He fell in quality after he started blowing up. He dumped his friends aksel and hoover for fame. Like you never see them anymore you only see karl (why, nobody cares) and dreamSMP members. I just want the old quackity back.
Dude that's a huge and rude accusation. He and aksel aren't friends anymore and the reddit crew with hoover got into that huge Slazo drama, they all split apart. I dont like his dream smp stuff either but fr that is an obnoxious and unnecessary accusation. People change.
@@enough2715 nigga
nigga
Aksel, Hooverr, Quackity, and some others of the "reddit crew" weren't involved in the slazo drama lol... Also i agree who gives a crap about carl and the dream smp people lol... Quackity is now one of those "loud = funny" kind of people and i prefer his older content...
on a real note quackity you look way better
congrats on the progress
Yeahh
@@p1gam3yteam25 but he cute tho
@Neglegimus Tollere Hierusalem youre so stupid
His transitioning is going so well
Dark Dom v
5:14 these poor boys have never had brown sugar before :(
David Winzeler ikr! i was like uh THATS NOT SAND LOLOL
IKR It's either brown sugar or graham crackers
Exactly
my ass also thought it was sand
This is how you get die-of-beeties
“The put sand on the cupcake”
You ever heard of... BROWN SUGAR?
*this ‘life hacks’ are calling me rich in different languages*
the librarian called, said she wants her headphones back
get the hell out with your anime shit
The librarian called, she said
Read More
Bitzel nice try
Bitzel 😂😂😂
@@xyzgames3852 how so?
He got skinnier because he ain’t eating that sugar...
That sugar Johnny eats...
Johneth, oh Johneth?
Yes, Father?
Have you consumed the glucose?
Neigh, Father, for i cannot comprehend the power behind this substance. The very essence is truly gravitating and astounding.
Uttering dishonesties once again, Johneth?
Neigh, Father, i would not even dare to do so in thy mighty presence , oh great Father.
Then open the aperture that can be found upon thy brazen, and prove to me thy innocence, Joneth
...
The sugar is... is... COCAINE 😭
At the start, sure quackity looks thinner now, but he also looks so much happier, I think that's really nice
Bruh this is like an anime when you see the first episodes after finishing the show and everyone looks so young and weird. Look at little baby quackity
"baby quackity" 😐
Maybe there are perks to gatekeeping
I'm actually worried about the fact that you put a spoon in the microwave........ 😑
@@chocolatymilk2403 that's a good point
@@withoutcontext2386 hmmm 🤔
@@chocolatymilk2403 I dont think he has the money for an oven. It was probably a toaster
That’s why He’s in a Bomb shelter and Not in the House he put the spoon In the microwave and His house exploded ;-;
Spoons in a microwave aren't an issue it's the forks that can be dangerous
25% of commentors: Talking about how good Quackity looks
other 25%: The spoon in the microwave
Last 50%: OmG ThATs BROwn SuGAR nOT SaNd
Actually 25% Are talking about how much quackity looks cute
You forgot to mention all the people calling them hot lol
The other fifty is how good he looks xD
the other 25% of how loud Quackity claps when he laughs.
I ain't talking bout none of those things my dude lmao
Remember when Quackity actually made good videos?
this hurts
It really does :(
no homo, but he's pretty good looking
@@itsmejoy5758 oh shit youre right
👌
Your name has exposed you sksksksk 😂😂
FBI OPEN UP
No kidding
“You’re gonna get me demonetized man!” **aD pLaYs**
Ev The Potato That happened to me as well
Ik
THAT HAPPENED TO ME
It didn’t Happen to me ;-;
Didn't get one
6:06 my grandpa walked in my room 🥲
6:14 fits the situation perfectly
Check out my yt I’ve made a couple new videos and I worked really hard on them
@@AndrewMoore498 no thanks
I'm more concerned with the fact this man microwaved a GOD DAMN SPOON
weird how i used to microwave spoons without knowing and nothing happened but the moment my mom puts a burger wrapped in tin foil in the microwave it catches on fire.
Steel items cant touch each other in the microwave, but if you put a spoon in a plastic cup it doesnt matter
Speeding Phoenix I’m more concerned with the fact that we have the exact same profile picture
Microwave ovens use microwaves, a spectrum of radiation, to excite the molecules in whatever you put in them. However, these microwaves can also induce electric currents if certain criteria are met. Conductors, like metal, do this very easily, but it is most notable where the metal is very thin or at sharp points. Think of it like a wire that has a very thin section in the middle. The majority of the wire can handle a certain current relatively well, but the thin section must take that same current, effectively overworking that section of the wire and potentially causing a short-circuit. What happens to metal in microwave ovens is essentially just a form of short circuit that causes the electricity to arc through the air in the microwave.
Oh, nice.
We should make a go fund me for quackity so he can buy new headphones
@DEJA GROGAN thats actually a good idea
3:32
*That's a cry for help if I've ever seen one*
Quakity that sand was brown sugar
You said it for me
It's brown sugar. I felt so tempted to watch the original because of the "sand"
no cocaine
I think he knew, but did it for comedy
I thought it was sand
take a shot everytime they say "you're not that poor!"
Ok
Or they said poor
Take a shot every time they say poor
Bred Sheeran oh cmon yOuRe nOt tHat pOoR
sorry bad joke i’ll leave
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That "social security number" thing is just Indonesian text. It's basically a money loan scam. Luv ur content
Btw anjay moment
Anjay
anjay
Anjay
Anjay
Quackity: how are this poor
Also quackity: lives under a cemented off bridge
0:18 did you just put a spoon in a microwave what a brave soul
nahh, it's okay. if he put a fork or crumpled alluminium foil it would make some sparks...
I put forks in spoons in my microwave all the time and nothing ever happens
My big brother almost burned our house ‘cause he put butter in microwave (he’s 16)
Yeetus Deletus nobody cares
@Esperanza Arinaga i know i just thought it was funny
gaarfield
lasaga
no garfild [the odd1sout version]
[yes I know what the hat says]
@@max1tax1 bich lasaga
Max lasaga
gaara
i miss old quack not ... dsmp thing sorry:'(
ong dsmp trash
@@yes-bp2uw oh! ty ^^’
damn older videos of quackity and aksel hurt to watch now
most iconic duo ever. so much love
0:18 HE PUT A SPOON IN THE MICROWAVE 😂😂 🥄
🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
I like spoons
Personu 2004 LOL 😂
My sister put a metal bowl with spaghetti o's in the microwave after it came out I found out and told her that the microwave could have exploded, she didn't know you can't put metal in a microwave!
Jem Prezeau 😂😂😂 similar story happened with my brother!😂
@@anniegoris can you just stop using emojis you gave me type 5 cancer jesus christ