I know tons of the stories on reddit are creative writing but some of these people really know how to write. I just decided to take the posts at face value and enjoy the ride.
The guy from number eight is an absolute hero for not leaving after the butt grab the first time and still insisting that they go to the doctor i hope their doing well
As a massage therapist (male) the oddest one I have experienced was a guy about my age who REALLY liked the glute massage and liked to mention that it was his favorite part. He wiggled around a lot on the table while I would massage his cheeks and it made me a tad uncomfortable. Regardless I would book him again unless I ever caught him touching himself or moaning, those are my hard limits.
@@leaguefixesyourmatches8259 Weirdly enough, here in my country (a somewhat traditional & religious country) people would think it's weird if you request message from different gender, as if inappropriate things can only happen with opposite gender and homosexuality doesnt exist
@@michaelgraves7595right SHE gets them everytime and probably has some fun. if his massage therapist tried to put her finger in his butt then that is obviously what was happening to his wife but she liked it
That first one had the same feeling as when you click on one of those "if this looks weird you have a dirty mind" videos only for it to be someone doing a "caught in 4k" joke
Yea, if this was a real story I'd say she was testing him, and that his mistake was being naive enough to say "we need to go." This is clearly AI generated though.
I usually listen to these videos in the background while doing something else, but for that first story I literally had to stop what I was doing to listen 😂
Story 1: Cool fan fiction bro! Story 2: cool fan fiction bro! Story 3: Cool Fan fiction bro! Story 4: Cool Fan fiction bro! Story 5: Good for you man! Story 6: Bwahahaha! Story 7: Didn't happen. Story 8: Hmm... Story 9: Yup, that's a weirdo. Story 10: Wild weirdo detected! Story 11: Sounds like an episode of Friends. The rest: It's likely just dumb shit lol.
idc if they are all fake but u have to admit the second story makes the legitimate one from all of the story's, sound really like a prank under best buddies
I’m not a massage therapist, but I did receive a manual release not long ago. It was not what I expected. I was immediately escorted to a room and paid 50. The lady kept rubbing my back without any oils saying “strong boy” and after tickling my butt cheeks for 2 minutes straight I was asked to roll over and the treatment began. Only the lady would’nt shut up with how she was handling me was too fast. I decided to just stop after about 10 minutes and I’ll probably never go back. My non-dominant hand gives happier endings and it’s free Besides it’s better using your own hand than letting strangers touch you without protection, you don’t know how many men they’ve touched down there let alone what goes on behind the doors.
The first story had me intrigued and made me think that this person really came across the one in however many million people who could possibly be eunuchs. Had me thinking that they met one of the most intriguing people. I made this popcorn for nothing
Met a girl that was a massage therapist. I fixed her car. She offered me a free session. A few days later, I book the session. I show up to the agency where she works, check in, get sent in, get undressed, we're chit chatting, flirting, as she's giving me an excellent back massage.... she tells me to roll over onto my back... I'm pitching a tent... she looks at it, looks at me, we smile at each other... I nod... she's in a skirt... she then removes her underwear and proceeds to climb on top of me... it was amazing... we dated for a while. Sadly, it didn't end on good terms...
The first one I just accepted that it was true after a second of the weird dong removing because I accepted that they were trans male and had some weird botched bottom surgery
Being a Male I retired to Carson City Nevada and visit the Massage Parlor every week and have 2 beautiful Girls treat me like a King, all for 80 dollars an hour.
Tbh not really, like if you’re going to people’s house to “massage” them, then yeah makes sense. Like your job is to touch naked peoples bodies in their homes charging insane prices. Can’t really blame people for thinking that
Bro, I was INVESTED in that first story like wtf. I didn't care if it was real, y'all had me ENTRANCED
fr reddit mfers actually have good writing
That one Wattpad story 😂
SAME
I know tons of the stories on reddit are creative writing but some of these people really know how to write. I just decided to take the posts at face value and enjoy the ride.
I thought it would be a strap on 😭😭😭 like the guy was trans and had just been with his partner and somehow forgot to take it off 💀
The first one: “From the moment I understood the weakness of the flesh, it disgusted me.”
i craved the certainty of detachable PP's
"I craved the strength and certainty of steal, i aspired to the purity of the blessed machine"
Holy a warhammer reference I love it
"It was not poggers..."
Praise be to the omnisian
Asking Reddit a question like that is an invitation for people with way too much imagination to come forth and spin their tales.
I am convinced people post questions like that to get fiction, not truth
You haven't seen 4Chan. Fuck that website, it should be deleted off the internet.
The first story is mad confusing, man thinks this is cyberpunk 2077.
It's flaming crotch man lol
The story was going OK then suddenly everything became psychedelic
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
I expected the Loch Ness Monster
the first one:
We were too stunned to speak
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
The guy from number eight is an absolute hero for not leaving after the butt grab the first time and still insisting that they go to the doctor i hope their doing well
fr
Id prefer the antihero move - telling her afterwards to go the doctor, while he’s zipping up his pants and she’s putting a towel on
shit gets bad when your therapist becomes theRAPIST
I shouldn't be laughing at this
@@Macattack44 but we are
Sean Connery on SNL jeopardy 😂😂😂
An analyst and a therapist, an ANALRAPIST
i'd personally be okay with it
First story. My mind was leading me to think I was hearing a account of a prosthetic attachment.😅 But we were veing jerked around.
So thetir are penile implants that are used for men with EXTREME impotence. I genuinely believed this was some sort of external version of that
As a massage therapist (male) the oddest one I have experienced was a guy about my age who REALLY liked the glute massage and liked to mention that it was his favorite part. He wiggled around a lot on the table while I would massage his cheeks and it made me a tad uncomfortable. Regardless I would book him again unless I ever caught him touching himself or moaning, those are my hard limits.
I had worked as a massage therapist before and some girl pooped on my co-worker
thats crazy
That's crazy 🥵 😩
As a male, I never get massages from another man.
@@leaguefixesyourmatches8259 Weirdly enough, here in my country (a somewhat traditional & religious country) people would think it's weird if you request message from different gender, as if inappropriate things can only happen with opposite gender and homosexuality doesnt exist
1:44 no kidding they are gonna be fake but just like that one it’ll be entertaining
That first story is just 💀
Divorce that wife laughing at her man being sexually assaulted.
Preach 🙏wtf
And he was talking bout how she sounded super into it like she probably had something extra like that too
@@michaelgraves7595right SHE gets them everytime and probably has some fun. if his massage therapist tried to put her finger in his butt then that is obviously what was happening to his wife but she liked it
What a way to start the video. You got us bro.
As someone who regularly plays pranks on his friends, story #2 gave me a really nice idea >:D
Did you go through with it?
They had us in the first half not gonna lie 1:18
That first one had the same feeling as when you click on one of those "if this looks weird you have a dirty mind" videos only for it to be someone doing a "caught in 4k" joke
1:35 wait girls don’t think we can’t do that?
We can do that? I guess some people don't have detachable ones. I haven't attached mine in 2 years.
trans guys actually can 😂
I hate it when people expose our secrets😠
Yeah i still keep mine attached. Gets a bit itchy sometimes but i can deal with it tho
Shut the hell up and hope they still think it was just a joke.
Story 2 dude is a legend
The wife in story 12 definitely got the happy endings every time she went without her man
Yea, if this was a real story I'd say she was testing him, and that his mistake was being naive enough to say "we need to go." This is clearly AI generated though.
In story 8, if the genders were switched, the male would instantly go to jail
I usually listen to these videos in the background while doing something else, but for that first story I literally had to stop what I was doing to listen 😂
the masseur from story 8 is an absolute legend
I'm like 95% sure story 8 is just an episode of House
House hired all of these masseurs 💀
The first story is giving "Glorious Evolution"
I highly doubt anyone legit in the profession would admit it online if such an act did take place.
It's anonymous though
That first story just confused the shit out of me
Bro got steamjunk
Story #2 was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣 imma do this to the homies
In 14+ years as a massage therapist, I’ve only had one or two try to make hints.
It's funny how Americans don't realise that a masseur is male and a masseuse is female.
Not all of us dont know. Theres plenty who do
Seriously? NSFW is a censored word? The word itself exists to avoid saying a risky word, it’s like censoring the “n word”. What are we doing. 😂
Literally lol
Cleaning everything with bleach is going to have so many problems later on.
* w*rd
the indian accent is crazy
The first one made me think of the song detachable penis by king missile, now it's stuck in my head
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Story 7... my god it's gold
Story 1: Cool fan fiction bro!
Story 2: cool fan fiction bro!
Story 3: Cool Fan fiction bro!
Story 4: Cool Fan fiction bro!
Story 5: Good for you man!
Story 6: Bwahahaha!
Story 7: Didn't happen.
Story 8: Hmm...
Story 9: Yup, that's a weirdo.
Story 10: Wild weirdo detected!
Story 11: Sounds like an episode of Friends.
The rest: It's likely just dumb shit lol.
What a paramountly superb 👌 summarization.
You are on the bullseye 🎯, good sir
A latin love god is a hilarious title ❤
Second one really cracked me up, this is definitely something I'd do to my friend
My wife has some hilarious and creepy stories back when she was a therapist.
I accidentally clicked on this at a concert full of people (and one of my teahers) with full volume on and it sounded across a whole room, kill me now
16:15 "i woudlve gotten more than the tip, and then left" LMAO
idc if they are all fake but u have to admit the second story makes the legitimate one from all of the story's, sound really like a prank under best buddies
I’m not a massage therapist, but I did receive a manual release not long ago. It was not what I expected. I was immediately escorted to a room and paid 50. The lady kept rubbing my back without any oils saying “strong boy” and after tickling my butt cheeks for 2 minutes straight I was asked to roll over and the treatment began. Only the lady would’nt shut up with how she was handling me was too fast. I decided to just stop after about 10 minutes and I’ll probably never go back. My non-dominant hand gives happier endings and it’s free
Besides it’s better using your own hand than letting strangers touch you without protection, you don’t know how many men they’ve touched down there let alone what goes on behind the doors.
now since I watch these videos, youtube recommends me really sus stuff. 💀
Today I learned that if the intrusive thoughts win too often, I might need to go get an MRI
story 2 is crazy
Damn fool really got me with that King Missile Type Beat
if story 8 actually happened but the genders were swapped the girl would just call him a weirdo and move on
first one got me rolling, and the comments had me CRYING
if a guy did story eight they would be in prison
The first story had me intrigued and made me think that this person really came across the one in however many million people who could possibly be eunuchs. Had me thinking that they met one of the most intriguing people. I made this popcorn for nothing
I saw the thumbnail and instantly thought "Deshawn Watson"
dude damn near got finger blasted by a stranger while his wife got finger blasted by a "Latin Love God'' LOL i died laughing at that story
ok the first story, is definitely possible, but not possible in the current age.
This video shows why massages are in official organisations in Norway. There is no private contact.
Met a girl that was a massage therapist. I fixed her car. She offered me a free session. A few days later, I book the session. I show up to the agency where she works, check in, get sent in, get undressed, we're chit chatting, flirting, as she's giving me an excellent back massage.... she tells me to roll over onto my back... I'm pitching a tent... she looks at it, looks at me, we smile at each other... I nod... she's in a skirt... she then removes her underwear and proceeds to climb on top of me... it was amazing... we dated for a while. Sadly, it didn't end on good terms...
guess it was.....a bad ending (joke)
The kind of depravity in this world is shocking 😢
The first one I just accepted that it was true after a second of the weird dong removing because I accepted that they were trans male and had some weird botched bottom surgery
Or a trans guy with very realistic looking packer. That'd be even more plausible.
18:29 girls named Lacey watching this be like: “Why Tf is my name used to describe underwear”
FYI a male massage person is a masseur, a female one is a masseuse. They are French words.
Haha the detachable peepee story was hilarious….nicely done
I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous these stories
ayy. is the discord still online? cuz i can’t join by this link
Story #8. FYI No one recovers from glioblastoma brain cancer it's 100% fatal
first time i ever actually gasped to a e-story was on the first story, holy shit, my mouth was wide open in disbelief like wtf
Ngl i got caught by the first one 😂😂😂😂
That ain't a Therapist, that was The rapist
As a wise man once said, You Can't spell "Therapist" without "Rapist"
I’m so gullible that I thought the detached dong story was legit for a sec
story 3 is crazy
Being a Male I retired to Carson City Nevada and visit the Massage Parlor every week and have 2 beautiful Girls treat me like a King, all for 80 dollars an hour.
I have no words for the first one.
14:42 elieve
I'm guessing someone was reading or listening to that Virgil Knightley book Monster Masseur.
Aw man
That moment when you realise you're into automatons
First Story is literally just a cyborg story. Next they say his name was Cable or something.
14:09 i cant stop laughing i just cant
Story 8 sounds like Dr House diagnosed her during one his side jobs as a massage therapist
Story 8 was actually pretty wholesome
If you say so 🤨
Story 8 sounds like Klüver-Bucy syndrome.
Thanks for the nightmares
the first story bro💀💀💀💀💀💀
was the guy in the first story a fucking cyborg?? lmao
the first one happens to me every day
Where can i book the second person? Asking for a friend.
The first one was gunna be an interesting wattpad story but it was a troll
Take a shot everytime this channel or daily tales uses a cropped nsfw thumbnail
Come back when your laying completely drunk on the floor
bet
What does the dude mean by his wife being more than relaxed in story 12. Like was the guy doing more than just massaging her?
8:08 is f-ing hilarious
Damn, story 2 person Got off easy
Bro come on I've been to happy ending parlors its not like its unbelievable, that first story really blue ballsed
LOL...that first story...
Happy ending 💀
4:17 ngl is the weirdest...
Tbh not really, like if you’re going to people’s house to “massage” them, then yeah makes sense.
Like your job is to touch naked peoples bodies in their homes charging insane prices. Can’t really blame people for thinking that
But its a massage not a sex thing...
i really wanna know the game your playing
what game is that
What game is that??
😭 love the first one
Nothing tawdry here folks... move on.
Lol, the first story
what game is the background footage?
The fuck was the start😅
is the first one real?!?!
poor man