Why the longest English word is PAPAL and SPA is the pointiest.

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  • @standupmaths
    @standupmaths  3 года назад +406

    Double thanks! Private Internet Access privateinternetaccess.com/standupmaths (For 2.08 $/month we can be VPN buddies.) and of course my Patreons. If you cannot find your name in the spreadsheet credits, ask me for your keyboard distance over here: privateinternetaccess.com/standupmaths
    And thanks to the folks at pi-ratebay.com/ they are the real heroes.

    • @jeffrey997
      @jeffrey997 3 года назад +5

      PAPALS?

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 3 года назад +26

      In your “EVERYDAY USE OF PYTHAGORAS” slide, you misspell it “PYTHAGORUS”, with a “U” near the end instead of an “A”.

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 3 года назад +7

      And I think “Schizogony” should be pronounced “sk-it-z-AW-guh-nee”. Approximately.

    • @paulfragemann3333
      @paulfragemann3333 3 года назад +2

      And know do it for qwertz Keyboard so I know what I need to do ;D

    • @paulfragemann3333
      @paulfragemann3333 3 года назад +3

      @@DayInDaLife Nah, the problem with going away from qwertz (or in my case qwertz since I'm german) is that you would have to rebind a lot of keys in games and Programms + as far as I know, no alternative layout has the öäüß Keys I need for my school work...

  • @TheHookUp
    @TheHookUp 3 года назад +4555

    I'm pretty sure Matt is as close as we have to a modern day Greek "philosopher"... an extremely bright person who just sits around and thinks about stuff all day.

    • @ClaíomhDClover
      @ClaíomhDClover 3 года назад +25

      pretty much

    • @DonReba
      @DonReba 3 года назад +221

      Unlike Greek philosophers, Matt is often right.

    • @narnigrin
      @narnigrin 3 года назад +16

      I didn't expect the smart-home contingent to show up here! You were the first to get me into Shellys, hi! :)

    • @ornessarhithfaeron3576
      @ornessarhithfaeron3576 3 года назад +61

      @@DonReba How would you say something so controversial yet so brave

    • @_supersolar
      @_supersolar 3 года назад +40

      you know there are people alive today who have the actual job 'philosopher'???? and a degree for it??
      do you think no one else has a job involving thinking about things?!?!

  • @alkalinekats8300
    @alkalinekats8300 3 года назад +452

    "If you accept the definition that a word as some letters, surrounded by a gap, then xnopyt, aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj, hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap, are all words" ~Tom Scott

    • @Sci0927
      @Sci0927 3 года назад +1

      Qmqmqmqmqmqmqm them

    • @Racrdude24
      @Racrdude24 3 года назад +31

      "xnopyt, AA-"

    • @londonreturns
      @londonreturns 3 года назад +1

      which video sir

    • @alkalinekats8300
      @alkalinekats8300 3 года назад +8

      @@londonreturns ruclips.net/video/m8niIHChc1Y/видео.html
      "What Counts as a Word?"

    • @londonreturns
      @londonreturns 3 года назад +7

      @@alkalinekats8300 thanks haven't seen this one in a while

  • @danielhuneke5862
    @danielhuneke5862 3 года назад +753

    "If you're goin' up and down, you're in hypotenuse town." Is probably the nerdiest phrase I've ever heard.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 года назад +11

      He's a poet and he knows it.

    • @PhilHibbs
      @PhilHibbs 3 года назад

      Don't you also need to be going side to side to have a hypotenuse?

    • @danielhuneke5862
      @danielhuneke5862 3 года назад +3

      @@PhilHibbs in the video he was talking about moving around on a keyboard and on a keyboard the keys are misaligned which means that going up and down on a keyboard will automatically mean you're also going side to side.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 3 года назад +4

      I am definitely going to start using "hypotenuse town" anytime I need to move diagonally.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 3 года назад +4

      In fact, if I were to ever found a settlement, I might call it Hypotenuse Town (Town being part of the name, so it keeps this no matter how big it grows. I grew up in a town that had City in it's name.), and all of the city blocks would be triangles, making all of the intersections 3-way. (Or roundabouts, of course.)
      *fires up Cities: Skylines*

  • @skarphld
    @skarphld Год назад +59

    Linguist by training + recreational math hobbyist + circular fingerpoke typing enthusiast = delighted fan. Keep up the good (?) work!

  • @freelancer42
    @freelancer42 3 года назад +2367

    This is a lot of research into something that ultimately doesn't really matter all that much. And I appreciate every second of it!

    • @catdogfishdogcats
      @catdogfishdogcats 3 года назад +24

      It matters to speed typists lol

    • @ichJONGleur
      @ichJONGleur 3 года назад +57

      Isnt that first sentence what Brian David Gilberts mom told Brian once?

    • @freelancer42
      @freelancer42 3 года назад +21

      @@ichJONGleur It might be loosely based on that, yes :)

    • @overlisted
      @overlisted 3 года назад +9

      that's what standupmaths is all about

    • @TheDool
      @TheDool 3 года назад +11

      Thats math in a nutshell.

  • @dirkh8335
    @dirkh8335 3 года назад +574

    Should have got Tom Scott in for this classy linguistics fun

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited 3 года назад +62

      Not gonna lie almost thought that was him in the intro

    • @tafazzi-on-discord
      @tafazzi-on-discord 3 года назад +3

      Tom is unbearably leftleaning.

    • @bgdu93
      @bgdu93 3 года назад +61

      @@tafazzi-on-discord lol you ok bru? You can't bear it really?

    • @Daniikk1012
      @Daniikk1012 3 года назад +14

      xnopit

    • @tedros6917
      @tedros6917 3 года назад +31

      @@tafazzi-on-discord this is a video about linguistics and math, let's not make it a partisan issue

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 3 года назад +523

    That "Mathematics, he wrote" intro was both the funniest look I could have ever imagined Matt having and the most sublime version of the Stand-up Maths theme I've heard so far.

    • @gianlucalocri
      @gianlucalocri 3 года назад +11

      Exactly!! I love Matt's joke!! Let's crank up the thumbs up for the comment above!!

    • @Katesashark
      @Katesashark 3 года назад +16

      Me watching the intro…
      Wait a minute…
      Waaaait a minute….

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 3 года назад +13

      1:20 Looks at his wrist but he's not even wearing a watch.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад +6

      Every time Matt's team makes an intro they always outdo themselves.

    • @calebmcurby8580
      @calebmcurby8580 3 года назад +3

      I think he should make the opening permanent

  • @frogjmon
    @frogjmon 3 года назад +269

    Crazy idea, run a novel through your typing distance program. I want to know how far an author had to move their fingers to type a book, next level would be a book series (go all in with wheel of time haha)

    • @dylpicklecubes8234
      @dylpicklecubes8234 2 года назад +3

      I love this idea

    • @60lego6
      @60lego6 Год назад

      Bump

    • @mcjavabelike8320
      @mcjavabelike8320 Год назад +12

      you need to assume that they use a hunt-and-peck method instead of something with multiple fingers involved

    • @clairekholin6935
      @clairekholin6935 5 месяцев назад

      But wheel of time was written by two authors!

    • @frankzaffuto3670
      @frankzaffuto3670 5 месяцев назад

      alternatively, there's the Foreigner sequence by C.J. Cherryh, that's a long haul at 22 books so far, and is going to go to 27, because 27 is just... such a good number. The Atevi -love- are very pleased by the number three.

  • @agnarrenolen1336
    @agnarrenolen1336 3 года назад +311

    This has an important application in spell checking, as most typing errors comes from missing a key and press one adjacent to it. So if you misspell a word, your spell checker should suggest the word with the closest “distance” to it.

    • @darrelstinkmeaner4673
      @darrelstinkmeaner4673 3 года назад +34

      You're right! Quick, someone code the software and sell it to bill gates, the world needs smart spellcheck!

    • @Jocobalo
      @Jocobalo 3 года назад +18

      Who knew this video might have a direct application lol

    • @emilsvahn5400
      @emilsvahn5400 3 года назад +21

      Isn't this how spell check works? I've always thought that's how it's done

    • @germansnowman
      @germansnowman 3 года назад +22

      Google and Shazam searches also work like this, just with many dimensions. The closer a result is to the input in the multidimensional space, the more relevant it is.

    • @Bryan-qd4fk
      @Bryan-qd4fk 3 года назад +8

      @@darrelstinkmeaner4673 last semester I had to do this for one of my CS classes. I created a (suboptimal) distance function between strings.

  • @visusdeiveri
    @visusdeiveri 3 года назад +610

    14:37 “Deess” is an obsolete word meaning goddess.
    Deo/Deus being masculine for god, Deess being feminine for goddess, Deity being neutral.
    The pronunciation would have been more like DAY-ESS, rather than DEE-S.

    • @alicesmith5361
      @alicesmith5361 3 года назад +37

      That makes so much more sense as a word now. Thank you!

    • @visusdeiveri
      @visusdeiveri 3 года назад +4

      @@alicesmith5361 welcome :)

    • @Redddragon
      @Redddragon 3 года назад +299

      Deess nuts

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 года назад +45

      @@Redddragon that's the point, deess have no nuts :P

    • @Brocseespec
      @Brocseespec 3 года назад +30

      @@Redddragon Red Dragon more like…
      RED DRAG'IN DEEZ NUT

  • @juriaanv
    @juriaanv 3 года назад +745

    Fun fact: The word spa originated from the Belgian village Spa, renowned for its mineral springs. Unfortunately the inhabitants in Spa can't enjoy how pointy the word is because the AZERTY key layout is used there.

    • @mikeburston9427
      @mikeburston9427 3 года назад +2

      would matts code work for these keyboards as well

    • @ilonachan
      @ilonachan 3 года назад +28

      @@mikeburston9427 It would but the key coordinates would be different

    • @wannesdemaeyer3343
      @wannesdemaeyer3343 3 года назад +36

      on azerty it's still pretty sharp since it's just the a and q that swap places, the p stays where it is

    • @doofkopf2579
      @doofkopf2579 3 года назад +4

      so on azerty keyboards you dont play youre videogames with WASD but with WQSD ?

    • @loicoberle6156
      @loicoberle6156 3 года назад +28

      @@doofkopf2579 We play them using ZQSD actually !

  • @ReasonableSwampMonster
    @ReasonableSwampMonster 2 года назад +63

    It’s just great that such a large number of the shortest words are so silly

  • @bw0n6
    @bw0n6 3 года назад +348

    You may find it interesting that the word "minimum" is also one of the most favoured practice words in calligraphy for lowercase characters.

    • @rosepinkskyblue
      @rosepinkskyblue 3 года назад +13

      Oh yes it’s so fun to write
      So many similar strokes but still not gibberish or drills

    • @bw0n6
      @bw0n6 3 года назад +7

      @@rosepinkskyblue Indeed, it works well to practice consistent spacing and slope.

    • @snsnni
      @snsnni 3 года назад +13

      in our local language, we use "namumunumunuan", which means "pretend ruler" or "a ruler that power trips", and "namumuhumuhunan" which means "pretending to invest" or something (it's hard to express the essence of the word in english). they are written in alphabet, yes.

    • @bw0n6
      @bw0n6 3 года назад +4

      @@snsnni The inclusion of multiple m, n, u, and h letters in the word would certainly make the word appropriate for calligraphic practice. What language is that?

    • @snsnni
      @snsnni 3 года назад +9

      @@bw0n6 it's tagalog, a filipino language. they do have long trains of m's, u's, n's, and h's bc of its repetition of syllables wc is a grammatic rule to change the words' meaning. so we have quite a handful of long calligraphy friendly words. it's a really strange and beautiful language.

  • @LucyXuCovers
    @LucyXuCovers 3 года назад +177

    Huh this is actually really interesting as someone who types on their phone with the 'swipe' method, the intended audience for those distance calculations haha

    • @JRNimmo
      @JRNimmo 3 года назад +8

      I want to see him swipe these.
      Also as far as swipe texting goes I enjoy "dearest" you should try it out. It's like a double loop de loop! ➰➰

    • @HelgeMoulding
      @HelgeMoulding 3 года назад +2

      There are many "swipe" words that aren't unique, so they cause problems. I wonder if there's a way to optimize the key layout for swiping...

    • @LucyXuCovers
      @LucyXuCovers 3 года назад

      @@HelgeMoulding It has been a major issue for me over the years making accidental typos, especially with had/has and if/is but on the other hand I also know where all the letters are on the keyboard really well so I don't know if a different layout would help.

    • @Alguem387
      @Alguem387 3 года назад +3

      It's possible to Latin this power?

    • @tad2021
      @tad2021 3 года назад +1

      Been using gesture typing for almost a decade. The many issue that comes up are straight line disambiguation, like "cores" and "chores" that I encountered today.

  • @goatmeal5241
    @goatmeal5241 3 года назад +198

    Spoiler: this video features the debut of the "Parker spelling" of Pythagoras at 5:45!

    • @heitzd1
      @heitzd1 3 года назад

      *twitch*

    • @themrflibbleuk
      @themrflibbleuk 3 года назад +1

      I saw that too. If only I commented. A Parker Thought.

    • @petermsiegel573
      @petermsiegel573 3 года назад +1

      Yeah. I thought a PYTHaGORus was a kind of dinosaur (emphasizing the syllables PYTH and GOR).

    • @Markovisch
      @Markovisch 3 года назад +2

      Just spotted it myself, and checked the comments to see if someone else already noticed prior. Good job 👏

    • @GiuseppeBertini
      @GiuseppeBertini 3 года назад

      @@Markovisch ditto!

  • @danyael777
    @danyael777 3 года назад +55

    07:30 - I'm german, i've had my share of compound nouns. Non-technical, technical, you name it. The longest german words aren't even that uncommon in everyday speech.
    And btw, "minimum" is also very satisfying to write by hand imo.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 Год назад +4

      Write it in cursive and show someone under the age of 24. Minimum was used as an example of how ridiculous cursive can be to read sometimes.

    • @12345DJay
      @12345DJay 11 месяцев назад

      @@rich1051414 minimum in cursive is just a sad worm

    • @mytube001
      @mytube001 7 месяцев назад

      @@rich1051414 It's like Russian (or most other Cyrillic script alphabets), where most of the letters have vertical lines, one to three, and few to no rounded elements that make them stand out. Add to that that Russian print typically is unusually small and very tightly kerned, and it just looks like MHIMN INHNM NMNMMIN MNHMHMNN for most of it...

  • @CraigGidney
    @CraigGidney 3 года назад +178

    I have to say, I'm surprised that a man who types with two independently moving fingers didn't compute the word with the largest distance traveled when using two independently moving fingers. Sounds like an everyday practical application for ~*dynamic programming*~.
    Papal would score low because the "a"s are handled by one finger and the "pl"s by the other.

    • @PaulPaulPaulson
      @PaulPaulPaulson 3 года назад +17

      My favorite words would be those where you type with the minimal distance for two fingers and and end up with the left hand on the right side and vice versa.

    • @del7896
      @del7896 3 года назад +12

      That would, of course, still be a bit of a Parker effort. Proper typing technique should naturally be considered, with fingers starting from natural position on the home row.

    • @CraigGidney
      @CraigGidney 3 года назад +10

      ​@@PaulPaulPaulson It probably gets even worse than that. There might be words which require the typist to physically turn their entire body around underneath their arms, or else have arm bones made of rubber, to type with the true minimum double finger distance.

    • @martinshoosterman
      @martinshoosterman 3 года назад +3

      Independent finger typists have no consistency and therefore it is not guerenteed that the p's or a's will be hit with the same finger.

    • @CraigGidney
      @CraigGidney 3 года назад +10

      It should be possible to compute the "two finger typing arm winding number" for entire books. How many times did Matt have to spin in a circle as part of typing humple pi, because of his steadfast dedication to optimal unoptimal typing? Only a series of ridiculous approximations resulting an ultimately meaningless number can say for sure.

  • @tjejojyj
    @tjejojyj 3 года назад +120

    Nice. “Mathematics He Wrote” deserves a prime time series.
    I look forward to reading your paper on this subject at the next Annals of Recreational Lexicography, Graphology and Typing.

  • @MCLooyverse
    @MCLooyverse 3 года назад +131

    I love how any mathematics involving spelling just devolves into "This string has this property. Yes, apparently it is a word. No, I've never heard of it either.".

  • @Theoreticaly
    @Theoreticaly Год назад +35

    I'd like to add a few words for everyone's consideration: DREAD, alternatively READ. Has a wonderful little circle motion. Hours of fun. WARD is another good one with an easy but satisfying one-hand motion. MINIMUM is still really very good, though; definitely hard to beat that one.

    • @jamie5092
      @jamie5092 Год назад +3

      DREADS and READS -- filling in the middle of the circle is quite satisfying to me :)

    • @faland0069
      @faland0069 Год назад +2

      I remember seeing a post that said that typing the word "skepticism" feels like playing ping pong with your keyboard. And... they're not wrong.

    • @thisguyispeculiar
      @thisguyispeculiar 5 месяцев назад +1

      Here's one: SEA
      Use one hand and two fingers, simple but fun, especially if you keep going.

    • @mathladprotocat
      @mathladprotocat 4 месяца назад

      “SOMEONE” is pretty fun to type when swiping to text

    • @error_6o6
      @error_6o6 3 месяца назад

      Treads is also nice

  • @Kyanzes
    @Kyanzes 3 года назад +714

    "See, everyday use of Pythagorus!"
    "Hmm, interesting, and what is this everyday use?"
    "Putting together a logic to measure distance travelled between keyboard keys..."
    "I see. Could happen to anyone, any day."

    • @germansnowman
      @germansnowman 3 года назад +14

      Or Pythagoras, even :)

    • @ComradeTiki
      @ComradeTiki 3 года назад +24

      @@germansnowman The card at 5:45 celebrates lesser-known philosophizer Pythagorus.

    • @lightdropp
      @lightdropp 3 года назад

      @@ComradeTiki he actually is a really known mathematician.

    • @goldenwarrior1186
      @goldenwarrior1186 3 года назад +3

      @@lightdropp It’s misspelled

    • @lightdropp
      @lightdropp 3 года назад

      @@goldenwarrior1186 are you talking about me or the other guy?

  • @KleenerBro
    @KleenerBro 3 года назад +408

    "But Mr. Parker, what is the point of learning this stuff about vectors? It's totally useless in the real world!"
    "You could calculate the pointiest words on a keyboard."
    "Thanks, Mr. Parker! Now suddenly math is total fun for me."

    • @starpetalarts6668
      @starpetalarts6668 3 года назад +5

      Dr. Parker*

    • @noahniederklein8081
      @noahniederklein8081 3 года назад +3

      @@starpetalarts6668 He has a PhD? I didn't know that

    • @jurian0101
      @jurian0101 3 года назад +3

      This, made me find my inner British schoolboy voice, who speaks in perfect Received Pronunciation. Surely the second paragraph come in Matt's voice. Got those a while ago.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад +1

      @@jurian0101 My inner voice was also a schoolboy, but with a transatlantic accent.

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk 3 года назад +1

      You don't study higher maths at school because it's "useful". You study maths and languages at school because they are the best ways to rigorously train your mind.

  • @R.B.
    @R.B. 3 года назад +50

    When we were making Swype, I explored a lot of similar things. Our dictionary for English was smaller, but the words we used were first categorized by usage frequency. Some of the words you chose in this video weren't ones we had in our dictionary, but it was still interesting to explore.
    We also came up with word art. By changing the trace fade timeout so that it wouldn't disappear until you start the next word, you could draw pictures which were words. Because Swype was looking in its dictionary of words, the precision could be off with respect to what key you actually went to, so the art could be a little more expressive and you'd still get the word you intended. "BANANA" was a word which could be traced and you would have a nice picture of a banana with the ridges on the fruit visible in the sketch. My favorite was "COSMIC" because with the tolerances I described you could create an elongated star -- very swooshy and stylistic.

    • @tspander
      @tspander 3 года назад +5

      What a small world! I was just thinking how his distance and angle calculations are actually quite relevant for swipe-style keyboards and was disappointed that he didn’t make that point in the video. But here you are actually having developed them! That’s super cool, thanks for sharing that story :)

    • @samuelgibson780
      @samuelgibson780 2 года назад +1

      Swype rocks. Swype on a QWERTY phone keyboard is very satisfying in my opinion.

  • @ialsoagree
    @ialsoagree 2 года назад +32

    As a chemistry major I appreciate the longest word (in letters) in your dataset, but my biology professor has it beat with perhydrocyclopentanophenanthrene - which he was quite surprised I remembered 1 semester after teaching it, and I still remember more than a decade later.
    It's the name of the base molecule for various cholesterols.

    • @09DinoDino
      @09DinoDino Год назад +1

      But pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is longer no?

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 Год назад

      ​@@09DinoDinothat word has incorrect roots
      It's invalid

    • @09DinoDino
      @09DinoDino Год назад

      @@Xnoob545 it’s still in the Oxford Dictionary so…..

  • @pahaha70
    @pahaha70 3 года назад +339

    I have never experienced a more "this is for my audience, and we get each-other" video in my life. I love this video so much, but can't think of anyone who I can share it with, who isn't already a subscriber.

  • @AtomicShrimp
    @AtomicShrimp 3 года назад +1222

    I'm sure someone must already have asked this - is it possible, using these measurements and this database of words, to redefine the keyboard layout for minimum expected finger travel? I know that's kind of the concept of the Dvorak layout, but that was designed in 1936, without these kinds of tools.

    • @DarthFennec
      @DarthFennec 3 года назад +305

      Pretty sure Dvorak was also supposedly optimized for home-row touch-typing, not one-finger hunt-and-peck. The layout of something optimized for hunt-and-peck would be _much_ different I'd imagine.

    • @martinwyke
      @martinwyke 3 года назад +70

      We'd also need to know word popularity in regular usage.

    • @cyanophage4351
      @cyanophage4351 3 года назад +82

      Yes! There are lots of alternative layouts that are far superior to qwerty. Colemak is a popular one. Dvorak is another alternative. Workman, Halmak, RSTHD. Halmak was designed using a genetic algorithm. RSTHD was designed using simulated annealing. Lots of different designs to cater for different styles of typing.

    • @iamsushi1056
      @iamsushi1056 3 года назад +80

      @@cyanophage4351 I don't really care what goes on with the rest of my keyboard, but I want x, k, c, and d in that order on the bottom row of mine.

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 3 года назад +19

      There's a ton of layouts, there's some even designed as a balanced measure for people who know qwerty but want to improve ergonomics with as few alterations as possible.

  • @greenmonkey6six
    @greenmonkey6six 3 года назад +547

    Writing English sentences exclusively utilizing minimally seven-digit dictionary entries produces difficult challenges. Aforesaid sentences inherently introduce cumbersome wordings, because restricting letters usually prohibits preposition utilization. Impeding further similarly helpful language constructs complicates phrasing likewise.

    • @pypeapple
      @pypeapple 3 года назад +30

      Bruh

    • @angelodc1652
      @angelodc1652 3 года назад +11

      Does seven-digit count as one word or two?

    • @greenmonkey6six
      @greenmonkey6six 3 года назад +94

      @@angelodc1652 I'm a german. It is our hobby to construct single long words out of smaller words such as "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz". Therefore I vote for counting "seven-digit" as one word.

    • @pypeapple
      @pypeapple 3 года назад +22

      @@angelodc1652 if it’s hyphenated it’s one word

    • @jamielonsdale3018
      @jamielonsdale3018 3 года назад +10

      @@pypeapple Not-always-it-isn't.

  • @Bako9901
    @Bako9901 2 года назад +7

    As a german Maths student i really enjoy listen to ur vids when going to sleep.
    Yesterday I got really upset as I understood lettuce every time u said letters O.o
    I never had any difficulties with english accents till today :D
    Just thought it would be fun to share .) Have a great day everyone!

  • @lucashowelllucifer9246
    @lucashowelllucifer9246 3 года назад +176

    “Terrorproof” is also obviously disqualified from being all on the top row due to that “f” at the end, Matt. 😬

    • @mitchellsteindler
      @mitchellsteindler 3 года назад +6

      Oof

    • @nishatelya7576
      @nishatelya7576 3 года назад +12

      thats why he said "if you disqualify it."

    • @rschroev
      @rschroev 3 года назад +109

      It's a Parker top row

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 3 года назад +49

      He must have been writing on a Parker Typewriter.

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 3 года назад

      Once again, Lucifer is absolutely right.

  • @PeterMoore5
    @PeterMoore5 3 года назад +179

    But Matt, what's the longest word you can type without crossing over a previous vector? What's the longest word with the most cross-overs? We need to know!

    • @joeloftus6148
      @joeloftus6148 3 года назад +32

      The longest words I can find without crossing over are CLAPPER and POLARITY. NUMBERY is also a great one, simply because it has "number" in it, but alas, it is a much shorter distance than CLARITY and POLARITY. I shall now anxiously await Matt's answer!
      As for the most cross-overs? I'll throw RELINQUISHMENT into the hat, because the final M-E-N-T does a ton of damage by crossing lots of previous vectors at the same time. It's pretty cool that there isn't much crossing up till that point, and then there's a whole slew of it! Although I assume Matt's algorithm will find something better.

    • @ChickenWire
      @ChickenWire 3 года назад +7

      Some guesses of polygonal, zigzag and spiral words
      3 letters pen, was, saw, car, ice, are, gut, hug, tug, mad
      4 letters lock, rome, move, play, seed, bell, loop
      5 letters point, poise, acari, adore
      6 letters igloo, chores, closer, reload, remold
      7 letters shallop
      10 letters temporally
      A fun words to type:
      lollipop, polio
      Reply if you find better ones

    • @murphy54000
      @murphy54000 3 года назад +7

      @@joeloftus6148 CLAPPER passes over P-E with E-R (as they're on the same plane) as does POLARITY (IT passes over RI, as does TY). The longest I can think of off the top of my head is "LINGER" or "ANGLER"
      My guess for most is "STEWARDESSES".

    • @joeloftus6148
      @joeloftus6148 3 года назад +10

      @@murphy54000 Oh yeah, I knew there was a slight issue with "same plane" movement, but I was just following what Matt does in the video, ignoring all angles of 0 or 180 degrees. If you want to count "doesn't cross over" as "also doesn't repeat on itself", then it does indeed get much more limited. ANKLET improves ANGLER by 19.05mm!

    • @bababooey2731
      @bababooey2731 3 года назад +1

      wandered? also waster is a really tightly packed word that doesn’t cross any previous vectors

  • @kirsten0233
    @kirsten0233 3 года назад +60

    I love that calculating keyboard geometry for fun is "everyday life" to this guy. Never change.

  • @varunmuhilviswanathan3234
    @varunmuhilviswanathan3234 2 года назад +9

    At 5:40, Matt officially found the most useful application of the Pythagoras theorem, (I learnt it to be Pythagoras by the way, and not Pythagorus). Trinity Music College, London awarded him for this discovery and now it is used to produce papers for printing.

  • @gnaskar
    @gnaskar 3 года назад +176

    "Here is some meaningless text for me to type on the typewriter in the opening tiles of the Mathematics, He Wrote video. It may be one of the more silly things I have ever done for my RUclips channels. While I'm here I should thank my Patreon supporters who mean I can spend my days doing this. And hello to [obscured] pause the video to work out exactly what I was typing the [obscured] I hope it was worth it. I know that is exactly what I w[obscured]."
    You're welcome.

    • @popa42
      @popa42 3 года назад +41

      "[...] And hello to everyone who will pause the video to work out exactly what I was typing in those shots. [...] I know that is exactly what I would do.
      I should make it clear that this is my own typewriter which I already had. I did not waste Patreon money on this. It was [obscured]"

    • @helleye311
      @helleye311 3 года назад +11

      You're a life saver, normally I'd spend 20 minutes trying to read it all but this time I was smarted and knew someone already did it. May the gods of maths smile upon you and all your calculators.

    • @rmsgrey
      @rmsgrey 3 года назад +19

      This is some meaningless text for me to type on the typewriter
      during the opening tiles of the Mathematics, He Wrote vidoe
      which may be one of the more silly things I have ever done for my
      RUclips channel. While I'm here I should thank my Patreon supporters
      who m### mean I can spend my days doing this. And hello to everyone who will
      pause the video to work out exactly what I was typing in these shots.
      I hope it was worth it. I know that is exactly what I would do.
      And I should make it clear that this is my own typewriter which
      I already had. I did not waste Patreonn money on this. It was
      the minimum amount of effort to get it out of storage. Hmmm.
      "Minimum." That is as much fun to type on a traditional typewriter
      as is on a modern keyboard. Minimum. Takes a bit more effort. But
      is to#tally worht it. I also love using the physical SHIFT key
      on an old typewriter. The shift lock actually &&&& locks the typewriter
      in the shiftedposition. And would you believe that this isn't even
      the only typewriter I own? The other one is from the &0's though and
      far too modern, &&&
      MATHEMATICS# MATHEMATICS,
      HE WROTE

    • @rmsgrey
      @rmsgrey 3 года назад +12

      Notes: #s are overtyped characters; &s are characters I couldn't read. The text was written using a monospaced font, but the alignment of the two bottom chunks isn't perfect for the typewritten layout. Also, due to inconsistency in the mechanical carriage return, the alignment of characters in the body of the text won't perfectly match the typewritten page.

    • @moonshine7753
      @moonshine7753 3 года назад

      Thank you

  • @asterix4621
    @asterix4621 3 года назад +90

    In German, „zog“ is actually a real word (the past tense of „ziehen“) but we cannot enjoy its pointiness because we commonly use the QWERTZ layout.

    • @Laurabeck329
      @Laurabeck329 3 года назад

      on QWERTZ keybosrd zog is actually really pointy

    • @ssdd28561
      @ssdd28561 3 года назад

      Well, in russian culture ZOG is well-known as a name of an organization in a particular conspiracy theory. So I wonder if Matt avoided the word because it is quite racist, because it is an abbreviation (are those "words"?), or because it is not that recognizable in English?

    • @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB
      @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB 3 года назад

      @@ssdd28561 I'm not English, but I speak it quite fluently. That said I've never heard or read any reference to the Russian word ZOG, actually in the west we are generally pretty ignorant about the russian and estern european cultures. It's no surprise given the cold war and all the propaganda associated with it up to the 90s

  • @ravenjoybower
    @ravenjoybower 3 года назад +82

    As both a recreational mathematician *and* a recreational linguist, I can't express quite how much I love this video. Absolutely amazing, Matt, so good!

  • @wslaxmiddy
    @wslaxmiddy Год назад +3

    I love how as soon as you said type and minimum, before even saying how satisfying it was to type, the FIRST think my mind went to was that fluid up and down motion of typing. minimum. minimum. minimum, it's great

  • @brookstarkington
    @brookstarkington 3 года назад +117

    I love the gradual decline from “incredibly excited about these findings” to “depressed this is how I’m spending my life” present in this video.

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 3 года назад +1

      Isn't that Matt Parker energy in a nutshell.

  • @johnbailey8103
    @johnbailey8103 3 года назад +46

    The fact that Matt provides all the files and stuff he uses, not only 1: has made my University career so much easier, but 2. also makes this my favorite favorite channel because I can mess with and experiment more with what Matt already did

  • @TheSpacecraftX
    @TheSpacecraftX 3 года назад +356

    I never took you for a "hunt and peck" style of typist, Matt.

    • @samhays836
      @samhays836 3 года назад +30

      Scandalous

    • @JakeWitmer
      @JakeWitmer 3 года назад +9

      And he's legally represented by Hunt & Pecker.

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 года назад +3

      No hunting on the Parker Square.

    • @thoop6795
      @thoop6795 3 года назад +7

      Typewriters often make you do that bc you have to punch the keys so hard lol.

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 2 года назад +1

      @@thoop6795 Disagree. I've used several in my life and while they were newer than this they never required hunt and peck. You just adjust your press down

  • @thisguyispeculiar
    @thisguyispeculiar 5 месяцев назад +5

    The first word that came to my mind have a Z, O and G in it is "zigzagoon" which is the name of a pokemon so not really an English word but it is very pointy and makes a neat shape on your keyboard that touches the extreme left, extreme right and exact middle of your keyboard!

  • @mickdriver3942
    @mickdriver3942 3 года назад +84

    As a joiner, 'The fence post problem' is enough to explain the letters/gaps disparity. It appears all the time in joinery. Calculating the space between spindles in a balustrade is made more complicated by the fact that there is one more spindle than gap (Counting newels as spindles). When calculating the width of doors for a wardrobe you have to keep in mind that there will be one more divider than the number of doors. And of course, you always need one more fencepost than fence panels.

    • @AureliusR
      @AureliusR 2 года назад +1

      Why yes... of course. Newels. And Spindles. I know all about those.

    • @datpudding5338
      @datpudding5338 2 года назад

      Same in metal works whenever you want a row of holes at a certain distance along a certain length.
      Gets real nice if each end needs another distance from the workpiece's edges xD
      Hint: just remember the formula for the last one as it is more versatile and the "standard" fence case is applicable aswell

    • @HordrissTheConfuser
      @HordrissTheConfuser 2 года назад +1

      ...unless the fence is a closed loop.

    • @playercircuit
      @playercircuit 2 года назад

      Chaparajos*

  • @finnlockington3791
    @finnlockington3791 3 года назад +227

    "A use of pythagoras in everyday life". AH yes, everyday life. I certainly often feel it necessary to find the distance between keys. Such a relatable moment

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 3 года назад +14

      I need to enter those relatable moments in my rela-table *spreadsheet.*

  • @major_melon2583
    @major_melon2583 3 года назад +103

    About words that are fun to spell out: Even though it's again a more scientific term, and the English version is actually split in three words rather than the single word in German, "aluminium minimum immunity" (or "Aluminiumminimumimmunität" for that matter) looks satisfying, especially if written in cursive.

    • @paulbockmann8402
      @paulbockmann8402 3 года назад +8

      It’s like a waltz with your fingers on the keyboard

    • @sturmifan
      @sturmifan 3 года назад +2

      this is good.

    • @Nejvyn
      @Nejvyn 3 года назад +5

      The best way I can describe the feeling typing Aluminiumminimumimmunität with one finger:
      beeb beb bebbep brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bebbeb beb beeeeb ...

    • @CalebS1330
      @CalebS1330 3 года назад +4

      Aluminiumminimumimmunität
      Oh yes, if fingers could swoon.
      It's especially fun on a mobile, that last A when you hold and give it the old electric slide across the keyboard to the umlaut. So fun!

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln 3 года назад +2

      It's a pretty good tongue-twister, too.

  • @tomatosauce5775
    @tomatosauce5775 Год назад +20

    I think it would be interesting to expand this for touchtyping and other keyboard layouts. A truly “optimal” layout matters less than your familiarity with it, but it is still interesting

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 Год назад

      This should work great with swipe typing(what's the real term?) on touch keyboards

    • @goomygaming980
      @goomygaming980 3 месяца назад

      ​@horusreloaded6387 that is the real term

  • @brianchervenak4006
    @brianchervenak4006 3 года назад +82

    I’ve always enjoyed “dereference”… you have that satisfying cluster with the left finger, then swoop down for that renegade N, and head back to close it down with the C/E.

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 3 года назад

      Thank you.

    • @isaacmammel9186
      @isaacmammel9186 3 года назад +6

      I prefer "dereferred", for the funky dance without having to collect the loose ends

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment. I type the word "references" a lot at work. I actually have a list of "fun words to type", including references, minimum, column, and restricted.

    • @Quantris
      @Quantris 3 года назад +5

      or just shift-8

    • @akiyachef_5213
      @akiyachef_5213 3 года назад

      Deference

  • @asgerms
    @asgerms 3 года назад +49

    Disappointed Matt didn't research which word has the largest total enclosed area, from all the enclosed sub-areas that the connecting lines sometimes produce. Surely there will be a Part 2!

    • @ckq
      @ckq 3 года назад +3

      Probably something like covariance.
      A more easily computable version could be done by using the Shoelace theorem which includes negative areas by calculating the determinant of a matrix with all the coordinates in order.

    • @detectivejonesw
      @detectivejonesw 3 года назад

      Yes please

  • @cemerson
    @cemerson 3 года назад +96

    "When you go up and down, you're in hypotenuse town"
    Another classic catch phrase right there

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas 3 года назад +1

      still sounds like a square phrase to me.

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 5 месяцев назад

      there's a hebrew phrase kids learn in regards to crossing the roads - "אלכסון זה אסון" (hypotenuse is a disaster). in hebrew it even rhymes!

  • @nymalous3428
    @nymalous3428 2 года назад +3

    I think that Angela would really like that little parody sequence. I know that my grandfather would. He used to watch the show every time it was on the air (this was back before cable was available in my area and right around when VCRs were becoming a thing).

  • @AlekSaint
    @AlekSaint 3 года назад +223

    For those who are wondering about "Deess": Deessing (pronounced "De-Essing") is the process of reducing sibilance in a voice recording.
    Great video as always Matt!

    • @FindecanorNotGmail
      @FindecanorNotGmail 3 года назад +50

      And it doesn't have anything to do with nutz ... Who would have known.

    • @xnossisx5950
      @xnossisx5950 3 года назад +33

      There's actually another meaning to this one that I found online: it's an archaic word that's basically the feminine version of "deity", i.e. a goddess.

    • @muhilan8540
      @muhilan8540 3 года назад +1

      @@xnossisx5950 yes this is what I found too

    • @mark20044
      @mark20044 3 года назад +5

      @@xnossisx5950 Borrowed from French déesse, feminine of dieu (“god”).

    • @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB
      @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB 3 года назад +4

      from latin "deus" (god) and "dea" (goddess). Since the English language often uses the -ess ending to give a word a feminine connotation we can se how the word "deess" can stem from the latin radix "de-"

  • @emusandwich724
    @emusandwich724 3 года назад +31

    yes POOP has 2 movements, but also requires a push in the middle without any movement

  • @kyrla
    @kyrla 3 года назад +310

    *types "minimum"*
    *mutes video, activates miniplayer, deactivates miniplayer, unmutes video, mutes video again*

  • @tension2732
    @tension2732 2 года назад +8

    13:40 I don't know why but this quote genuienly made me laugh
    Also "water" is by far the most satisfying word to type

  • @historicalfootnotes
    @historicalfootnotes 3 года назад +44

    20:00 So what I’m hearing is that King Zog of Albania has the pointiest possible name for anyone to type
    Also yes I promise King Zog of Albania is a real person. My favorite fact about him is that he may have been the heaviest smoker in human history, consuming over 100 cigarettes everyday.

    • @mrukon9
      @mrukon9 3 года назад

      "zog" is also used as an expletive by Orks in the Warhammer 40k universe!

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 3 года назад +4

      One of the most weirdest trivia i've seen but this video is all about a weird trivia so very fitting

    • @historicalfootnotes
      @historicalfootnotes 3 года назад

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 It's a historical footnote, thus it is my duty to make it known lol

  • @BbomberBoy
    @BbomberBoy 3 года назад +90

    This could be a fun way of comparing the alternative layouts, like Dvorak and colemak, no? Disregarding the fact that they are explicitly made for touch typing, maybe this could test if they would be better for the "double hunt and peck approach" as well.

    • @simcowgames981
      @simcowgames981 3 года назад +11

      Then optimized layouts would be a circle keyboard. Bunch the keys as close together as possible. Put most popular letters in middle (vowels) and bridge out.

    • @arenomusic
      @arenomusic 3 года назад +4

      @@simcowgames981 Very interesting applications in hyper-realistic sci-fi media, personal communications devices with a wildly different keyboard layout.

    • @he1d1_
      @he1d1_ 3 года назад +4

      the main reason I learned Dvorak was to get away from the double hunt and peck cause none of your muscle memory translates

    • @BbomberBoy
      @BbomberBoy 3 года назад +2

      @@he1d1_ yeah same, I started with colemak because I had really nothing to lose haha

    • @user-rd3jw7pv7i
      @user-rd3jw7pv7i 3 года назад

      wait what are dvorak and volemak???

  • @starkiller1092
    @starkiller1092 3 года назад +39

    17:28 Matt's dog makes a brief cameo in the bottom right of the screen.

    • @seyyednaserbahador6641
      @seyyednaserbahador6641 3 года назад +9

      You can also see similar thing @ 16:12 but this time at bottom left just behind the keyboard

    • @jetison333
      @jetison333 3 года назад +4

      Dog product

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 3 года назад +1

      Puppy

  • @jonmansson
    @jonmansson 3 года назад +1

    Incredible that you can make a 30 min long video with this content. Love it!

  • @Zavendea
    @Zavendea 3 года назад +143

    “Terrorproof” doesn’t just fit on the top row, though, does it lol

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 3 года назад +110

      Terrorpoo does, though.

    • @Talismancer
      @Talismancer 3 года назад +75

      Don't worry, it's a parker square away from all being on the top row

    • @howardsmith2
      @howardsmith2 3 года назад +3

      I came here to say this

    • @SSJ3Tim
      @SSJ3Tim 3 года назад +2

      Also came here to say this

    • @anshul5243
      @anshul5243 3 года назад +24

      It's a Parker word

  • @frogandspanner
    @frogandspanner 3 года назад +16

    "Minimum" remind me of key patterns:
    I have worked where keypad door entry was used, and the number was changed on a regular basis. Once learned, all the chosen numbers seems to have an intrinsic, meaningful pattern that made the pattern easier to remember than the number sequence. I permitted a temporary speculation that software was being used to generate meaningful patterns, but it was just an arbitrary choice by an individual.
    It appears that the mind overlays the pattern on the sequence, and my experience suggests how powerful is its instinct to do so.

  • @jurjenbos228
    @jurjenbos228 3 года назад +32

    There is a also a "distance function" based on the typing pattern that can be defined for words: this is relevant for example useful for spelling correction, and security (detecting domains that are accidentally typed), and maybe other uses.

  • @joshyoung1440
    @joshyoung1440 11 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the shout-out during the Mathematics, He Wrote intro sequence. Hello to you too, and yes, it was worth pausing it to see what you were typing.

  • @WGSen
    @WGSen 3 года назад +109

    Hey Matt, audio guy here! To "de-ess" something is to take out the high pitched sibilance, eg. dampening the S-sounds of a vocal performance. I think that's the "deess" in question!

    • @molybdomancer195
      @molybdomancer195 3 года назад +25

      Since Matt said he found it used it old books, I suspect it’s actually obsolete word for “goddess”

    • @tomgidden
      @tomgidden 3 года назад +6

      Yep. That's what the OED reckons too, which is just about as definitive as you can get in a descriptive (as opposed to prescriptive) language like English.

    • @joemcalister7105
      @joemcalister7105 3 года назад +17

      de-ess these nutssssssssss

    • @gagemonster555
      @gagemonster555 3 года назад +11

      @@joemcalister7105 cmon loser you could have gotten it better than that
      de-ess deess nuts

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 3 года назад +3

      deess nuts

  • @edmund-osborne
    @edmund-osborne 3 года назад +153

    I would love to see a part 2 of this video exploring alternative layouts like Dvorak and Colemak, or even an attempt at creating a keyboard optimised for one finger use!

    • @ToxNano
      @ToxNano 3 года назад +5

      Steam Controller profile pick checks out :D

    • @edmund-osborne
      @edmund-osborne 3 года назад +8

      @@ToxNano I love my steam controller! I modded the soft keyboard to imitate Dvorak. Its high hand alternation makes it a perfect fit for the SC.

    • @ToxNano
      @ToxNano 3 года назад +6

      ​@@edmund-osborne As a fellow input aficionado I concur, It's pretty great :D

    • @obbinexx3991
      @obbinexx3991 3 года назад +2

      Point

    • @Tobyzguy
      @Tobyzguy 3 года назад

      I want two finger keyboard...

  • @markh0
    @markh0 3 года назад +155

    I feel like you missed two strong hypothesis of why minimum is so fun to type: repeating (similar length) paths and consistently similar angles (ignoring 0/360° ones)

    • @georgelionon9050
      @georgelionon9050 3 года назад +8

      It is surely the "common pattern" that makes it.

    • @JawSnl93
      @JawSnl93 3 года назад +14

      If your hypothesis is correct, bananas should be very fun to type. and indeed it is. To me, switching between hands also helps with the fun, so bananas is more fun than minimum :)

    • @KariahBengalii
      @KariahBengalii 3 года назад +1

      I like it because it rocks back and forth with two fingers and because it's an odd number of letters long, meaning that it also sounds nice to type.

  • @vladimirpain3942
    @vladimirpain3942 2 года назад +1

    I'v never have this much fun with my keyboard. I am still stunned by word "free", "ask", I learned out that "knowledge" is pretty complex, while "kill" is totally simple.

  • @Nossairito
    @Nossairito 3 года назад +78

    Now the one burning question left is coming up with the optimal keyboard distribution that on average lets you travel the least distance for the words of the english vocabulary (or if we wanna get spicy with it, the most 'brexit-y' keyboard that somewhat minimizes the distance traveled for english but vastly increases it for, say, french or german)

    • @Houshalter
      @Houshalter 3 года назад +8

      Can't post links on yt but there's an article called "Optimizing 19th Century Typewriters" by Nathan Brixius that does this for an interesting real world one dimensional typewriter design. IIRC he found proving the optimal solution was optimal would take a quadrillion years because there's so many possibilities.

    • @7452Michael
      @7452Michael 3 года назад +8

      The DVORAK layout is sort of that. I mean, I don’t think it’s mathematically optimal, but it is better than QWERTY

    • @Henrix1998
      @Henrix1998 3 года назад +1

      @@7452Michael mathematically optimal would require knowing how common the words are and that depends on the context. Most people will never write some words even though they are rather common (scientific terms for example)

    • @Codewow
      @Codewow 3 года назад

      @@Houshalter You totally can post links on RUclips.

    • @ckq
      @ckq 3 года назад +1

      @@Henrix1998 there is data for that (look up most common words in English on Wikipedia).

  • @7th_CAV_Trooper
    @7th_CAV_Trooper 3 года назад +84

    OMG, I just imagined this as a graph theory problem. I'm so broken. Every word is a weighted graph.
    Even on non-standard keyboard you can measure the distance between keys by a common unit: key. Treat the keys as in-phase array and use Pythagoras to find distance of keys in different ranks or files.
    Now I've watched the video - very impressed by "everyday usage of dot product" - lol

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 года назад +3

      Haven't gotten very far into the video, is it not graph theory?

  • @MaxWattage
    @MaxWattage 3 года назад +2334

    The longest English word is "SMILED".
    The "S" and the "D" are separated by a MILE.

    • @purrplaysLE
      @purrplaysLE 3 года назад +349

      SKILOMETERD

    • @zirkereuler5242
      @zirkereuler5242 3 года назад +218

      @@purrplaysLE a mile is longer than a kilometer so skilometerd unfortunately is not the longest one :/

    • @nicko_mode3356
      @nicko_mode3356 3 года назад +206

      @@zirkereuler5242 snineteenandahalfkilometersd

    • @werdnarotcorp8991
      @werdnarotcorp8991 3 года назад +32

      sMILEs.... slightly more alliterative, if you push the meaning of alliterative or if you can use an s for a bracket/parenthesis....plus it is plural. I win.

    • @busterthesteamroller1136
      @busterthesteamroller1136 3 года назад +110

      SLIGHTYEARS

  • @oak_meadow9533
    @oak_meadow9533 2 года назад +1

    Matt thank you for your hard work, you are like a unicorn, completely non replace able Thank goodness. Now I cannot use the type writer keyboard without being highly self conscious about how far I travel in hunting and pecking along. (like a lot of comp sci folk from the 70's and 80's we WERE NOT touch typists) now they teach touch typing in elementary school. I am thinking about taking all keyboards that are used, and melding them together into a hyper hybrid, having multiple vowels (like five e's, etc according to etoain schrdlu). Anyway I am in basement slamming multiple KB's together thanks to you, my friend. Have a Happy New Year!

  • @qwertyioup195
    @qwertyioup195 3 года назад +17

    13:42 “you’re in hypotenuse town” sounds like what a tangent hears when it moves into a neighborhood of sines and cosines

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 3 года назад +1

      Because tan doesn't need the hypotenuse to be calculated?

  • @notgate2624
    @notgate2624 3 года назад +21

    Nice video! I'm in a community that generates a lot of optimized alternative keyboard layouts, and we do similar calculations involving key distances for bigrams, skipgrams, trigrams, etc. as well as looking at the amount of alternation, rolling, redirection, etc. there is for the actual movements.
    Ex: You could use your function that calculates right turns instead to generate an arrangement of keys (a new keyboard layout) which has the most right turns possible (on average).
    It can sound like a pain to learn, but we have a few people that can generate a brand new layout and get back up to 100+ wpm on it in a couple weeks, and they have the pleasure of typing on something that was optimized for exactly what they enjoy.
    PS. If you're curious how to make these, it's actually pretty quick to find global optimum in the ~30! search space of a 3x10 keyboard layout. You can start with lots of random ones and make swaps that improve the score of the layout for your objective function. There are cleaner ways of guaranteeing you find global optimum using things like constraint programming, but that isn't needed for just 30 keys.

    • @hermankopinga
      @hermankopinga 3 года назад +2

      Ok, because of this comment I’m now going to delve into the Stand up maths comment section looking for more tantalizing insights like this.

    • @tmfan3888
      @tmfan3888 3 года назад +1

      r/keyboardlayout

    • @engelsteinberg593
      @engelsteinberg593 3 года назад +2

      30! Is more than the unmber of atoms in universe, how it can be trivial?

    • @notgate2624
      @notgate2624 3 года назад

      @@engelsteinberg593 Only a tiny fraction of the search space needs to be explored. The search method I mentioned is similar to methods like Local Search which explore the "neighborhood" of random states by looking at states that can be reached in a couple of swaps. Local Search can find Local Optimum pretty quickly this way, but has no guarantees for finding Global Optimum, so starting with many initial states which you greedily improve can improve your odds of finding a Global Optimum.

  • @fieldri1968
    @fieldri1968 3 года назад +97

    Now do the sums again for Dvorak and Colemak layouts? Seriously though, I would recommend putting the time in to touch type! I did it 30 years ago, and it is really worth the effort! I remember the epiphany of realising that I was typing, but that I was thinking about what I wanted to type, not how to type it... Then we could get another of your excellent books more quickly!

    • @benwisey
      @benwisey 3 года назад +9

      He just needs a direct brain to computer interface for maximum efficiency and minimum latency.

    • @cebo494
      @cebo494 3 года назад +2

      Touch typing and keyboard layout have nothing to do with each other, other than that someone who has learned to touch type in one layout won't naturally be able to touch type in another. Layouts are meant to improve efficiency or ergonomics, not memorizability.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 3 года назад +12

      @@cebo494 I can't figure out what you're responding to. Nothing was said relating touch typing to either keyboard layout or memorizability.

    • @volodyadykun6490
      @volodyadykun6490 3 года назад +1

      cgp grey approves

    • @duncanhw
      @duncanhw 3 года назад +3

      The Dvorak thing is just an internet cult, the Wikipedia says:
      "The Dvorak layout is designed to improve touch-typing, in which the user rests their fingers on the home row. It would have less effect on other methods of typing such as hunt-and-peck. Some studies show favorable results for the Dvorak layout in terms of speed, while others do not show any advantage, with many accusations of bias or lack of scientific rigour among researchers. The first studies were performed by Dvorak and his associates. These showed favorable results and generated accusations of bias.[36] However, research published in 2013 by economist Ricard Torres suggests that the Dvorak layout has definite advantages.[37]
      In 1956, a study with a sample of 10 people in each group conducted by Earle Strong of the U.S. General Services Administration found Dvorak no more efficient than QWERTY[38] and claimed it would be too costly to retrain the employees.[34] The failure of the study to show any benefit to switching, along with its illustration of the considerable cost of switching, discouraged businesses and governments from making the switch.[39] This study was similarly criticised as being biased in favor of the QWERTY control group.[8]
      In the 1990s, economists Stan Liebowitz and Stephen E. Margolis wrote articles in the Journal of Law and Economics[36] and Reason magazine[15] where they rejected Dvorak proponents' claims that the dominance of the QWERTY is due to market failure brought on by QWERTY's early adoption, writing, "[T]he evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak is flawed and incomplete. [..] The most dramatic claims are traceable to Dvorak himself; and the best-documented experiments, as well as recent ergonomic studies, suggest little or no advantage for the Dvorak keyboard."[36][40]"

  • @ladiesweb4769
    @ladiesweb4769 Год назад

    I love the calculations of the angles for everyone's name at the end. So freaking random! ❤

  • @FlesHBoX
    @FlesHBoX 3 года назад +45

    Regarding how we kept the misalignment of keys despite not having any mechanical reason to do so; The Razer Tartarus keypad uses straight columns, and let me tell you, it took a LONG time for me to get used to that, and it ruined my ability to type on a normal keyboard for quite a while after I did get used to it. I actually experienced physical pain as I adjusted to the straight key columns. And while I can type just fine again on a normal keyboard, I to this day cannot play games on a normal keyboard because of the offset. It's truly odd.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 года назад +8

      The greatest force for keeping the exact layout is that millions of us have been seriously trained to do 10 finger typing without looking at the keys. Which means all positions must match the learned positions closely enough to not hit a different key when having normal human tendency to be off within each key surface.

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 3 года назад +1

      @@johndododoe1411 I use 6 fingers though. Really 10?

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 года назад

      @@johndododoe1411
      You can swap keys around and pick it up surprisingly fast. If you literally randomized the letters, in 24h of typing you'd be at least 80% your original speed, and if the randomness wasn't randomly bad, you might even get as good or even better, if it just happens to fit your typing style somehow.

    • @delta3244
      @delta3244 3 года назад

      @@kindlin That doesn't change the positions of keys, only the char associated with each position. It might be more difficult if the positions changed.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 года назад +1

      @@kindlin As someone using multiple keyboards every day, inconsistency ruins everything. And 24 hour retraining seems like a myth based on fast learners or people without thorough training and experience with the standard layout. But switching keyboards multiple times a day makes 24 hours way too long. I need to switch in seconds to get things done.

  • @TobiasHJohansen
    @TobiasHJohansen 3 года назад +56

    "Stewardesse" is, I believe, the longest word written entirely by one hand when using the 10-finger-technique.

    • @darrelstinkmeaner4673
      @darrelstinkmeaner4673 3 года назад +34

      *Stewardesses*

    • @RonParker
      @RonParker 3 года назад +11

      My Scrabble dictionary contains "sweaterdresses," which is longer.

    • @insoYT
      @insoYT 3 года назад

      Yup, that's an annoying one. It just feels wrong to type without both hands doing something!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 года назад +1

      This is brilliant I loveeee this word

    • @kevinwells9751
      @kevinwells9751 3 года назад +2

      The longest one for the right hand is "hypolimnion", which I also find to be a lot of fun to type

  • @SnapquesterMage
    @SnapquesterMage 3 года назад +40

    "When you go up and down, you're in hypotenuse town" This is the kind of high brow math humor I signed up for. :D

  • @stephenj9470
    @stephenj9470 2 года назад +3

    28:43 "And my internet service provider has no idea I'm doing this." [posts public video with 600K+ views]

  • @IWubYooz
    @IWubYooz 3 года назад +69

    I've recently forced myself to learn Dvorak layout and now prefer it (or at least it's what I've now got muscle memory for). I wonder how much mathematical difference there is between it and the Qwerty layout since Dvorak is supposedly more efficient, placing more commonly used letters in easier to reach places.

    • @huntersearle5336
      @huntersearle5336 3 года назад +11

      I'm glad to see I'm not the only weirdo here 😅

    • @danksagrabowski2438
      @danksagrabowski2438 3 года назад +6

      I'm not only using Dvorak but also a Kinesis Advantage, which has non-staggered rows and is concave!

    • @peNdantry
      @peNdantry 3 года назад +11

      'supposedly'? Way to sit on the fence there, dude. Scared of upsetting the QWERTY crowd?

    • @shant756
      @shant756 3 года назад +3

      I wanted to learn halmak. It's a really interesting project. Check it out. Almost perfect layout. But I couldn't install it at the time and lost interest. Will try it again soon hopefully

    • @Esfeurell
      @Esfeurell 3 года назад +13

      Dvorak IS more efficient. Your fingers travel about 38% less distance than with QWERTY because the more common letters are closer to the home row and easy-to-reach locations. The speed increase doesn’t really matter for everyday typers, it’s more about comfort. My hands used to cramp really bad when typing, but I’ve been typing in Dvorak for almost exactly a decade now and never experienced a cramp since (I had a career where I was typing all day as well). So I would recommend Dvorak for people who don’t necessarily want to get faster but would like more comfort and less cramping.

  • @kyleflamm4780
    @kyleflamm4780 3 года назад +16

    Loved the Mathematics He Wrote segment. You've really been putting in a lot of work into fun extras and I like it!

  • @Eselta_
    @Eselta_ 3 года назад +22

    Fun fact for anyone who hasn't read any of the discworld books: In "Sourcery" there's a wizard (hopeful archchancellor-to-be) Called "Virrid Wayzygoose", which given Pratchett's love for language, most certainly is a spin on "wayzgoose" (which may be pronounced way-se-goose). Also his first name is a misspelling of "Virid" (which means 'green').

  • @nikolaangelovski2252
    @nikolaangelovski2252 2 года назад +2

    As we all know, calculating the exact distance between each and every pair of letters on the keyboard for a mathemathical youtube video is a thing i do in everyday life, thus pythagoras is a very important and obviously useful thing you use in your day to day life.

  • @scat0324
    @scat0324 3 года назад +7

    Hi Matt, as someone who paused the video to work out exactly what you were typing in, it absolutely was worth it.

  • @levinhinder8354
    @levinhinder8354 3 года назад +65

    Hi Matt. Question: What is the most circular word (360°) with the most angles but the lowest standard deviation or however you measure the roundness? (4x90° excluded)
    And as a contestant of "minimum", I would propose "wert". It's the German word for "value" and very satisfying to write as you just roll all of your fingers over the keyboard

    • @hemangandhi4596
      @hemangandhi4596 3 года назад +2

      That'd be a cool "fad"

    • @nrok113
      @nrok113 3 года назад +5

      I think a lot of what he likes about 'minimum' is because he only types with 1 finger per hand. for me, the best words to type are ones that start and end on the left hand with any right-handed letters in the middle. that way it's, click with right hand, start typing immediately because left is already there, and right hand is back on the mouse before I've finished typing

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад +3

      I've always liked how WERE is to type. Back and forth.

  • @spencerjoplin2885
    @spencerjoplin2885 3 года назад +62

    On Dvorak, “minimum” is a perfectly alternating right-left-right-left-right-left-right.

    • @RecursiveTriforce
      @RecursiveTriforce 3 года назад +6

      On colemak it's all on the right but with no finger repeated.

    • @HorzaPanda
      @HorzaPanda 3 года назад

      Nice. If you touch type rather than hunt and peck alternating words are definitely more satisfying 👍

    • @adriansolis5362
      @adriansolis5362 3 года назад +1

      As are many words in the Dvorak layout which is precisely why I have been typing in Dvorak for over a decade.

  • @EnthalpyUplusPV
    @EnthalpyUplusPV 2 года назад

    This video is so much better trying all these words out. They are all so amazing!

  • @matthijsbonke1944
    @matthijsbonke1944 3 года назад +4

    The intro is amazing. I love reading what he wrote on the typewriter. 1:30 for reference

  • @sellah-fantasyausderwuste8838
    @sellah-fantasyausderwuste8838 3 года назад +13

    The maximum amount of fun writing is definitely given for the name of my hometown Dresden. The n is a little off from the rest, but writing the first six letters is just pure joy because you can write it in a nice and smooth rolling move.

    • @georgelionon9050
      @georgelionon9050 3 года назад

      Yeah, you should put in partition to rename it to dresdes. or dresdew.

    • @Astromath
      @Astromath 3 года назад +1

      Well, as far as I know, Dresden is called Dresde in French, which gets rid of the n

  • @hangugeohaksaeng
    @hangugeohaksaeng 3 года назад +12

    @3:41 "Now including the letters" ... That's right folks, Mat has forgotten what numbers are. That was unexpected!

  • @Xinclhaos
    @Xinclhaos 3 года назад +1

    What matt was saying about the type writer determining the setup of a keyboard reminded me of how horses determined the width of modern cars!

  • @hps362
    @hps362 3 года назад +13

    Mathematics He Wrote with the Stand Up Maths music remix is the highlight of my day

  • @drpkmath12345
    @drpkmath12345 3 года назад +9

    I like your geogebra work to visualize your point! Great job, and very interesting video for sure!

  • @bluemalamute
    @bluemalamute 3 года назад +4

    Who else saw the note "DOG product" at 18:40? Congrats on the addition of Sky-lab to your family! (mebbe "Astro" for short?)

  • @tanyabajwa70
    @tanyabajwa70 2 года назад +1

    Laughing at myself nerding out and thoroughly enjoying this stuff. I love it!

  • @StevenRollason
    @StevenRollason 3 года назад +4

    Awesome video. Actually, "awesome" is another nice word to type if you're typing two handed. A-W-E-S with your left hand traces a nice parallelogram, O-M on the top and bottom row with your right hand, and them back to E with your left hand.

  • @ltjgambrose
    @ltjgambrose 3 года назад +30

    That long word is used in my favorite limerick!
    A dying mosquito exclaimed:
    "A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
    The cause of his sorrow
    Was para-dichloro-
    Diphenyl-trichloroethane

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 3 года назад +2

      oh i LOVE that!

    • @JDB2552
      @JDB2552 3 года назад +1

      Damn. Now I’m going to memorize that.

  • @danmortenson5274
    @danmortenson5274 3 года назад +10

    Plateau is a favorite of mine, because of its "eau" sequence, and I'm sticking to it.

  • @joeolejar
    @joeolejar Год назад +1

    Another artifact of the typewriter keyboard is the QWERTY sequence. It kept typing speed from having collisions of the type arms in the basket.

  • @henkvandenbos9769
    @henkvandenbos9769 3 года назад +84

    Ah, I see - Matt is introducing a new keyboard language: Anglish!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 года назад +2

      I love Anglish

    • @Shicksalblume
      @Shicksalblume 3 года назад +2

      The Angles would be proud (if they could understand any of this). The Saxons and Jutes? Not so much.

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 Год назад

      Interestingly, Anglish is a "language" where English is written without borrowed words.

  • @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB
    @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB 3 года назад +64

    I use the Pythagorean theorem, dot and cross products almost everyday, the perks of being a game programmer :D

    • @engelsteinberg593
      @engelsteinberg593 3 года назад +1

      Cross product sucks, use wedge product.

    • @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB
      @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB 3 года назад

      @@engelsteinberg593 no

    • @engelsteinberg593
      @engelsteinberg593 3 года назад

      @@AntonioBarba_TheKaneB It do suck, because can't be used in higher or lower dimensions than 3.

    • @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB
      @AntonioBarba_TheKaneB 3 года назад

      @@engelsteinberg593 so what? games work in 3D space

    • @engelsteinberg593
      @engelsteinberg593 3 года назад

      @@AntonioBarba_TheKaneB 1) Is a misspractice the existentce of the cross product.
      2) The Wedge product outputs a sensical rotation plane meanwhile the Cross product outputs a nonsencical vector.

  • @CobetcknnKolowski
    @CobetcknnKolowski 3 года назад +5

    Hypotenuse town sounds like a great tourist destination!
    Absolutely love these videos matt!