MeXoPS i cant man I made a deal with Satan when we were drunk and the deal was whoever dies in hell first has to have the name of something off the IHOP menu and a pfp that has nothing to do with the name. I wish I could but I can't
K J ngl you must be a paragon of self-restraint if you don't shank shipping boxes before you flatten them like that shit is the highlight of my fucking day
This was back in the day when he explained himself, now it's all guns in the microwaves and making knives out of whatever substance he found on the street.
bad guy: hahaha we've locked you up in this basement with only a knife mold, ziploc bags, a vacuum sealer and a bowl of uncooked spaghetti! good luck escaping! kiwami japan: ill be out in a week bad guy: what makes you think that? kiwami japan: i have to leave my spaghetti knife to dry for a week
Bad guy: No, what makes you think you can create something that can get you out? I just left this here so you would have the tools to create something to eat before your inevitable demise. K: lol
IT'S OFFICIAL. Ladies and gentlemen. We are dealing with a genius! What does audience have to say? "The second ¡ saw him using three chopsticks, to simulate a fork, ¡ was sold!"
@wxlve Not if you break off the handle and place it in a different bag. If they ask you what is it, you can say it's just food. Because it literally is just food. Then just super glue them back together. It doesn't have to be a big kitchen knife, you could also probably make it to the shape of like a dagger or something. Don't come to my house, FBI... I researched for, uh, education purposes... Yeah.
I feel like that would be something a blacksmith in medieval times would do. Except he would be eating coal and ashes while occasionally dipping a sword into a barrel of lukewarm water
Made in Japanのパスタは切れるのです！今度こそ世界で一番切れるパスタですよね？
圧倒的不審者の極み! はえ〜＾やりますねぇ！
うぽつ
圧倒的不審者の極み!
当然一番切れるパスタですよ。
圧倒的不審者の極み!
今度こそじゃなくて 今度も
圧倒的不審者の極み! お疲れ様です！
"what are you watching?"
"cooking video"
"what's he cooking?"
"knives"
lol
OK this is funny
*underrated comment*
Best comment I've read all day
yumyum tasty knife with cheese
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Kiwami: the small cow is $1, the big cow is $30
And yet, no Amazon link to buy them! Dude's missing a trick.
He wants us to buy him some more cows
The price difference is based on how much liquid they can hold. The 1$ cow can hold 1 liquid, while the 30$ cow can hold 30 liquid.
hes flexing on us with his cows
i really want da cows
Now italian chefs can prepare pasta with pasta.
Pastaception
Vincenzo Es I was but to comment that until I looked at the comments he/she got.
cook pasta don't need knives
meliodas dragneel you need a knife if u want to cook home-made pasta
does pasta need cutting
"Babe, what's for dinner tonight?"
"knife."
"what?"
"knife."
Kyle Ross
“.......Do I want to ask what’s for dessert?”
“Maybe...”
“Fine, what’s for-“
“CHOCOLATE KNIFE!”
That line could easily come from a serial killer
annoying orange type beat
Ah, don't you just love yanderes?
I'm just hearing this in the meme sound. This one. ruclips.net/video/Szhrn-nQe5E/видео.html
This happens when you put all of your skill points on Cooking and Weapons.
Samuel Sanchez just knives
You mean, blacksmithing
yeah, you become the male Asuna.
Too true.
F. A. N 21 yeah I got it
パスタはとても硬いです
そして、パスタには弾力性があります
↓
私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った
ぼく｢🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔｣
RIKU OKA Androidぉぉぉぉ(´；ω；｀)
ウケ笑笑? Androidぉぉぉぉぉぉ
I don't know that I'm a huge fan of this dish; the flavor's a bit too sharp for my taste.
pln9fos WAIT WHY IS THIS COMMENT SO UNDERRATED THIS DESERVES BETTER
@@gmannnn how dare you, this is the punniest thing i've seen
Sans in disguise
I love this pun a little more than I think I should
Lol
My FBI agent is gonna be confused when he sees my watch history
Underrated
Eating a knife with a fork made of chopsticks.
lol i didn't even notice
While cutting the knife with a knife
This is some next level inception going on here...
Eating a knife with a knife and a fork made from chopsticks, on a plate that will soon be turned into a knife.
You have successfully made pasta illegal in the UK
Don't be upsetti! Bin that spaghetti!
Where's ya pasta loicense m8?
Mirokuofnite aye, that's quite clever
HAHAHAHHA forreal man! hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
*how to make a weapon in an italian prison*
superpancakes928 change your name and profile picture then i can laugh at your comment
MeXoPS i cant man I made a deal with Satan when we were drunk and the deal was whoever dies in hell first has to have the name of something off the IHOP menu and a pfp that has nothing to do with the name. I wish I could but I can't
superpancakes928 .... i have no words.
MeXoPS exactly what God said on the exact same day of the deal
superpancakes928 you're not funny..
Me: this is the most normal video of his that I’ve seen
Kiwami: *eats knife*
I was really hoping you were joking, I saw your comment 9 minutes in. 🤭
He should have used it to cut some vegetables to go with the dinner.
_RAVIOLI RAVIOLI AM GONNA GIVE YOU THE STABIOLI_
Mess with my ravioli, I’ll give you the stabioli
NO ONE messes with MY ravioli
*WHY THE FUCK IS THE ACOUAL COMMENT AND THE REPLYS SO FUCKING AMAZING* 🎵ravioli, ravioli, you get the stabioli🎵
*WHEEZE* 😂
no pls I dont want to die yet
「私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った」って所から理解できない
Skidaddle skidoodle your sword is made of noodle
Skidaddle skidoodle am gonna u with a noodle
You forgot the
(~·v·)~ ✨✨
Gionata fa schifo it was a joke
Get out
I was looking for this comment
I am concerned
Where is the cucumber
He PASTAway
Hahahahaha
I’ll leave
Kevin someone saying the word pasta isn’t a reference to undertale you geek
@Kevin no... *No*
I think the joke it's a little bit olden than Undertale
@Kevin yo tf? Your the only one replying, sit your ass down.
パスタで包丁を作りたいと思ったとか言う今世紀最大級のパワーワード
_spaghetti machete_
Holy macaroni!
Fred The Fish rev up those fryers cause I am sure hungry!
:^v
or more like "spachete"....
sorry my bad
Spaghett machett
Taking when your mom says "not to play with your food" to a whole new level.
CuteC3 hey cutec3 lol
lol
How did you get here?
CuteC3 cuteC3!
rofl
11:32 whoever collects your recycling must be really confused each week
K J Or afraid.
I would too if there was a man who could turn literally anything into a knife.
@@parkerc197 ah but he wouldn't know, he would just wonder why this guy has so many stabbed-through Amazon boxes
K J Yeah, but cardboard knifes have to be recycled.
K J ngl you must be a paragon of self-restraint if you don't shank shipping boxes before you flatten them like that shit is the highlight of my fucking day
*stabs box violently for five seconds*
*calmly displays knife to the camera*
*suddenly stabs the side of the box without warning*
@gabbles eats apples
Hi! I am commenting to give you a notification!
Joshua Hanson Hi!
shut it
@@KingdomPromotionsorg why though?
@@KingdomPromotionsorg why tho
Let me stab this box
Calmly: LOOK HOW SHARP😂😂
不審者が刃物を持って逃走しました。
失礼しました、パスタでした。
誠ちゃんねる / Makoto Channel これは草
誠ちゃんねる / Makoto Channel
凶器は""パスタのようなもの""
ええーw本物やんいつも見てます
本物じゃん
刺した後に茹でて食べちゃえば証拠隠滅
Am i the only one who noticed he taped 3 chopsticks and used it as a fine dining fork AHHAHA Thats so cute of him
ramen kimchi where
@@do_cyx 13:52
ramen kimchi you have to do what you have to do when you only have chopsticks instead of forks
ramen kimchi i have seen it to!😂😂
He's delightfully cute!
I love how you can tell how old a video is based on how long it takes to get to the sharpening stage. This one must be fairly early
Yup! It’s the second “World’s sharpest” video, and the third making a knife out of _____ video.
And that he needs a template for the knife shape, not by freehand.
Make a knife out of a whetstone.
this
yesss
🤔
TheGreen Tortoise Knife-Ception
I’ll up vote that
If someone stabbed me with a pasta knife my final words would be, "I... too like kiwami Japan."
「パスタはとても硬いです」→おう。
「そして、パスタには弾力性があります」→おや？
「私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った。」→知ってた。
Warden : "What do you want for your last meal?"
Me : "pasta, please"
You slip with this spaghetti and you'll regretti.
TheKrensada 🙌 Comment God Level 100
Normie
👌
What does normie mean?
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
牛の水差しまでは平気だった
牛の水差し（大）は吹いた笑笑
カッターやら砥石やらをエタノールで消毒しまくってるものですから
後で食す気まんまんなのが伝わってきました
箸でフォーク作ってる！！
この包丁パスタ茹でて食べちゃうシーンが大好き
とりあえず世界中のお母さんが子供に「食べ物で遊んじゃいけません」って教育するという事をこのコメ欄から学んだ。
いや、もう二文目でわかんねえよ。
なんだよ「私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った」って。
その英語これから一生使わねえ
それも含めて不審者クオリティ
アズチ そんなことでいちいち言うな
ネタも分からないのかな・・・(汗)
アズチ 何だよネタかよ恥ずかしいすみません
ルギスワルプ 素直www
堅あげポテト いやだって自分が悪いから
｢私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った｣
ん？違和感。
世界一切れるパスタの包丁も何も、パスタで出来た包丁なんて世界でこれしか無いんだから、紛れもなく世界一切れるパスタの包丁だよ
辛井貴浩 小学３年生みたいなコメント…
you speak anime?
クリームラムネ 語彙力が小三レベルなだけやから、許してクレメンス
世界一切れるパスタの包丁だと思う。だからこそわたしは世界一切れるパスタの包丁だと思う。
白黒ウサギ
進次郎構文やめい笑
Name: David Johnson
Age at death: 33
Killer: Mr. Kiwami Japan
Cause of death: he was stabbed w some pointy pasta lol
28 STAB WOUNDS
🎲
Imagine forensic at a murder scene and find traces of pasta in a stab wound. That would definitely cause confusion
It was the italian mafia. Obviously
you can cook and eat the evidence ! genius !
Nothing like some nice tasty pasta you don’t even need sauce it comes with sauce from the stab wound
BinaryFour the lamb leg slaughter Italian version lol
Haha csi masterchef crossover
The most Italian murder weapon.
William Sale Si, é!
Spaghetti originated from the Chinese :/
Just Men hilarious 😂💀💀
False, that would be Beretta M9
Just Men well marinara is red...
Kiwami: *makes knives out of food*
Person: *gets stabbed*
Kiwami: *eats the murder weapon*
*B I G B R A I N T I M E*
**proceeds to get hepatitis because of blood contamination**
that makes it more delicious
Guru yeah he would have to clean it, boil it, and maybe turn it back into pasta. Then throw it.
Melt down the pasta knife in a pot then eat it lmao😂👏🤦♀️
I hate myself for making myself suffer to show how bad emojis are.
HAHA EPIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
help
WHEN HE BROUGHT THE THREE CHOPSTICKS OUT AS A FORK I LITERALLY LOST IT I LOVE THIS CHANNEL SO MUCH
Idk why he just randomly said "this cow is $1" like im laughing rn 😂😂
That $30 one cost a bit too much to laugh about it though :')
XanWasting I have I 30$ cow, it’s actually adorable and worth it 😂😂😂
ωнαт αяє уσυ ∂σιиg нєяω?
"onat ayaye usy (partial derivative)siig nyeyao?"
ParadoxYT hahaha what are you doing here 😁😁😁
牛の水差し大、300円かと思ったら桁が違かった
『世界で一番切れるパスタの包丁』
...いや誰もパスタ包丁にしねえから
初見「パスタで包丁とかやべえｗｗｗｗｗ」
ワイら「今度はパスタかー」
アプリコットドライ もうなんか不審者極さんなら日常的な動画に思えてきました
この人ならやりかねないと思ってました笑笑
次は何かなーまで考えてしまいます
慣れって怖いね。
まさにそれ w
このために一週間動画休んでたのか
I was gonna comment “now eat it” but the madman actually did it
*ABSOLUTE MADLAD*
That's why he made 2 ^_^
JC hello brother
Being insane is customary within Japanese society.
Deus Ex Hell gang we out here
This was back in the day when he explained himself, now it's all guns in the microwaves and making knives out of whatever substance he found on the street.
Rip unus annus
もう3000円の水差し買う前にフォーク買ってください。。。
本当ですよね笑
bad guy: hahaha we've locked you up in this basement with only a knife mold, ziploc bags, a vacuum sealer and a bowl of uncooked spaghetti! good luck escaping!
kiwami japan: ill be out in a week
bad guy: what makes you think that?
kiwami japan: i have to leave my spaghetti knife to dry for a week
😂😂
Bad guy: No, what makes you think you can create something that can get you out? I just left this here so you would have the tools to create something to eat before your inevitable demise.
K: lol
omelette boye lololol
and whetstones
omelette boye use the normal knife,or well, stab them with the normal knife
kid: daaaad whats for dinner?
Dad: Knife
食べ物で遊ぶなってここまで来るといえない、、
しふぉん。 そもそもこの動画をみたらパスタの麺が食べ物に見えないw
いつからパスタが食べ物だと錯覚していた(錯乱)
教 育 ド キ ュ メ ン タ リ ー
まずパスタで包丁つくる人がいないと思うので確実に世界で1番切れると思います笑笑
You'd be a nightmare for prison guards.
thetruespin "pasta la Vista" *stabbing closest guard
I guess this is why youtube is banned in prisons, or is it?
thetruespin lmao next video " sharpest air knife made from prison"
In the Nordic Nations it is allowed
Do they have these items which he used in making the knife in prison? Lol
IT'S OFFICIAL.
Ladies and gentlemen.
We are dealing with a genius!
What does audience have to say?
"The second ¡ saw him using three chopsticks, to simulate a fork, ¡ was sold!"
This is so underrated
> cooks one of the pasta knives
> doesn't use the other pasta knife to cut the cooked one
EXACTLY
この人の動画は綺麗でいろんな道具が出てきて気持ち良い
1:43 *Italian cocaine*
OHM-968692 warota
Ma statte zitto quella è arte
OHM-968692 In Italy pasta is life
Ahahahaha
Master Power 05 ANNAMO FRATÈ
フォーク使ってるかと思ったら箸だったwwさすが不審者ww
まずこの人フォーク持ってないんですよ..............
包丁よりも先に作るものがあるな…
"I wanted to make pasta a Kitchen knife."
A noble cause indeed.
I laughed way too hard at this comment
Hey now you can get through the metal detectors at the airport
Coming soon to a country near you. New 2001 terrorists attacks. Armed with nothing but pasta, they take down 4 more planes LOL!
You’re giving these viewers ideas 💀💀
Holy shit you're right. Like if someone wanted to hijack a plane they could legitimately do it.
@wxlve Not if you break off the handle and place it in a different bag. If they ask you what is it, you can say it's just food. Because it literally is just food. Then just super glue them back together. It doesn't have to be a big kitchen knife, you could also probably make it to the shape of like a dagger or something.
Don't come to my house, FBI... I researched for, uh, education purposes... Yeah.
FBI Chill it’s for a school project
I like that you included the prices of the cows
食料に困った時にたべれますね！
ってコメントしようとしたら
最後食べてた。
あと多分
パスタでフォーク作れると思いますよ
チーズインザトラップ この人にフォークを作らせたら口の中に刺さる、危ない
というか皿を貫通しそう
その辺の瞳フェチ
は？宇宙が刺されるわ！
2秒目で頭がおかしい(褒めてる)
なお 私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った
発想が豊かで何よりですw
なお 頭おかしなるで
私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った
I wanted to make Pasta a Kitchen knife
私は包丁でパスタをを作ろうと思った（謎
コリデール その英語あってますか？
パスタはとても硬いです→わかる
弾力性があります→わかる
包丁を作ろうと思った→!!?!!!!???!?!???!!?
いや、あのですね？パスタという物は食べ物であって、食べられなかったらパスタじゃなくて……
食べるんかい！？
パスタはとても硬いです←分かる
パスタには弾力性があります｡←まぁ弾力性あるな
私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った←(’ω’)ﾌｧｯ!!?
those sharpness tests make me think you learned how to do this in prison
LMAO
It was funny at first then I started getting scared
moat meal ikr
Lol
Who said he didn't
ちょくちょく外国人のコメントもあるし、もう世界の不審者ですねｗ
どこかの国でバズってるかも？
サイパンラフ ありえますよねｗ
世界の不審者とかすごいなw
TUJI らーめんman
海外からしたら何やってんだ
こいつは...、ってなってそう
【けものフレンズ公式】 確かにｗｗ
日本でも初見の人とかだったら、そうなりそうですよね
Mom: "Sweetie? What happened to all the pasta?"
Me: *Sweat Intensifies*
Aw, he missed his opportunity to cut the cooked knife with his other pasta knife. :(
Justout Lee but the three chopsticks he taped together to form a fork kinda makes up for it XD
Lol but he coulda have used the three chopsticks and the other pasta knife
@Michael Persico Look at 11:11 again; one was made with a template and one was cast
@@hihogandalfaway yep 2 were made.
@Michael Persico dude...he legit compared the two of them in the same time frame?
パスタはとても硬いです
↓
そして、パスタには弾力性があります
↓
私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った
何故そうなる( ﾟдﾟ)
それは、……わかりませんでしたー
↑あまりパスタ好きでは無い人
yu-ki 弾力性を消滅させたら硬い包丁になると考えて作った結果、本当に硬いパスタの包丁にしてしまったな。
なるほど
@@user-zeromaki 句読点の位置おかしくね…？
おかしいですね直しておきました
包丁たくさん作っているのにフォークを持ってないという、驚いたぜ
フォークの代わりに箸3本わりとツボ
Stabbing someone just to say " you pasta away "
Don't touch mah spaghetti!
MOMS SPAGHETTI
...
Randome RUclipsr p
Pasta la vista, baby. 😎
you mean "getti out of my house"? :3
Alternate Title: How to make an untrackable murder weapon
Nick Odin 😂😂😂 thank you for making me feel normal
Icicles are the best untackable murder weapon
lol How are the metal detectors gunna stop me now
"You're gonna regretti eating MY spaghetti."
Ah a fellow Markiplier fan!!!
フォークかと思ったら箸3本って笑笑
作ったあとまた本格的に調理して食べるとこ好きwwww
「パスタはとても硬いです。」
ワイ「(ΦωΦ+)ﾎﾎｩ....」
「そして、パスタには弾力性があります。」
ワイ「(’_⊃`)ｾﾔﾅ...」
「「私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った。」」
ワイ「どうしてそうなった(´･ω･｀)」
I have found new lenny faces
Oliver Walters †яi￠к or †яiņ
どこがどうなってあの思考に辿りつくのでしょうか。
りんご りんご
ワイこのコメ見て笑ってもうたわwww
りんご りんご
文章読んでて昔の2ch民に似てるなと思った。
それだけです。
imagine coming home from work only to see this person making knives out of everything in the house then proceed to eat said knife
Ja'far, Chief of Sindria Trading Company I'm done
Cool
I feel like that would be something a blacksmith in medieval times would do. Except he would be eating coal and ashes while occasionally dipping a sword into a barrel of lukewarm water
Ja'far, Chief of Sindria Trading Company Thats Exactly what happened
I like how they give you a step by step guide, just in case you want to make a pasta knife
Now get obsessed with deltarune
凶器：パスタ
He makes a knife and eats it? Anime is real!
Jevon Altair 😂😂
*anime is dead*
I couldnt eat that thing it would be so important for me i would stick it to a wall or something
Jevon Altair no evidence the perfect murder weapon
Jevon Altair no evidence left behind
刑事「死因はパスタです！」
上司「何！毒殺か！」
刑事「いえ！刺殺です！」
上司「？？？」
ちょっとなにいってるかわからない
Kitunebi 960 本来パスタは食べ物なので、食事で食べたパスタに毒を入れられて死んだのかと思いきやパスタで刺されて殺された事に驚いた…という事ではないでしょうか？間違っていたらすみません(◎-◎;)
それは理解してるネタにネタで返しただけじゃよ。
Kitunebi 960 マジですか笑
読み取りきれず申し訳ないです…笑
恥ずかしい( ；∀；)
Kitunebi 960 分かりにくすぎるネタ
*Breaks spgahetti in 4 pieces*
Whole Italy: *PIZZA TIME STOPS*
This just a suggestion but I think your videos need more cow
$1 or $40 cow
First Name Last Name all cow
opinionated bitch that would mean killing cow. NO
More cowbell, maybe
The irony of pasta, chopping tomatoes, to make pasta sauce.
“Who’s getting prepared now, bitch?”
牛の水差しかわいいW
Me: wants to go to sleep
People at 4am: 11:34
Sleep is for the weak.
It’s Ligit 4 am for me lol
AND you are scrolling the comments nzt nzt nzt@@FriesRoblox193 😴
もうこの人砥石だけで無人島で暮らせるのでは？
砥石相棒説
無人島に3つだけあるものを持っていけます何にしますか
圧倒的不審者「#100の砥石と#400の砥石と#1000の砥石かな」
パスタはとても硬いです。
→うん、まあ硬いね。
パスタには弾力性があります。
→そうだね。弾力性あるもんね。
私はパスタで包丁を作りたい
→はい？
マエリベリー・ハーン
あなたのコメントの上の方はパクリですが？
@@kenjimap 別によくね
@@kenjimap 意図的とは限らないよ偶然かも。マエリベリー，ハーンさんはそのコメント見てないかもだし
Yes..?
@@Jaxgotscared nice aporte xD
*In prison*
Guard: Your dinner tonight is pasta.
Kiwami: Good then I will be escaping tonight.
The Power Scaler *next week
Copperwing Gaming Lol
him: so son, what do you wanna the for dinner?
son: pasta
him: *serves knife*
I'm Italian, and knife sharpening aside I gotta say your cooking skills are really on point! That Quattro Formaggi you did there looked really good.
Ask someone who's a chef and that owns a restaurant to make this
@@l0sts0ul89 they would never do it, theyre too basic
@@pandatobi5897
Hey just and idea. Eat your utensils!
Shut up with your food that sounds like a toilet plunger
This had no business making me cackle 😭
Added to favorites just in case I'm going to prison
Make sure to take all needed tools
John Titor Floors, walls, your bunk, you can find abrasive surfaces.
hahahaha!
I suggest the jello knife instead. You could melt it easier and plus you could get rid of the evidence by offering someone jello
I need the cow for my milk and cereal in the morning. Also coffee
Italian soldier preparing for stealth mission , Italy 1940 colorized.
MIDNITE this footage is vintage and rare!
MIDNITE you, I like you
You made my day! btw i'm italian and i love this comment xD
Enik Bignolin ah same! Hello fellow Italian
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堅そうな… ココナッツの殻とかで