MORE Splitt ZAZA Stories To Fall Asleep To

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @lamenorcitah
    @lamenorcitah 8 месяцев назад +74

    how do you know i fall asleep to these 😭😭😭😭😭😊

  • @forbesrocs1993
    @forbesrocs1993 9 месяцев назад +45

    Right when I need it

  • @justinaxlynn
    @justinaxlynn 7 месяцев назад +54

    def dmt, i thought the story was gonna be an over exaggerated story but u described a trip perfectly

    • @pixelgk9238
      @pixelgk9238 6 месяцев назад +4

      Nahh dmt doesn’t last longer than 5 mins. And someone new to psychedelics would definitely be able to tell this shit ain’t thc. That would definitely traumatise a person being smacked into the neverlands💀 plus dmt doesn’t come in packwoods

    • @bnkroll_t
      @bnkroll_t 4 месяца назад

      No, no. How can dmt be a cart?😭🤦🏾

    • @rynbunny
      @rynbunny 3 месяца назад

      @@bnkroll_t DMT carts or even 5meo-DMT carts are fairly common

  • @EricSports-p3w
    @EricSports-p3w 5 месяцев назад +39

    Bro my high ass be sitting here watching these elbow deep in knock off lays wavy chips this is what life was supposed to be 😭🙏😊

    • @domen9478
      @domen9478 4 месяца назад +4

      them wavy chips do be hittin when u high😭

    • @IsaacMcKen
      @IsaacMcKen 3 месяца назад +3

      Dude I was watching a marvel movie in my big chair and I ordered a whole ass pizza and that SHI HIT with the za

    • @Lil_imij
      @Lil_imij 3 месяца назад +1

      Same bro

    • @Lil_imij
      @Lil_imij 3 месяца назад +1

      The wayvy cips hit diffirint

  • @fluffyproto8838
    @fluffyproto8838 9 месяцев назад +220

    Dude I'm high and this is actually really cool

  • @Asigmatism-s2s
    @Asigmatism-s2s 8 месяцев назад +27

    Tripping, I got stuck in a time loop while listening to this, solid 10/10 video

    • @aidanangulo9319
      @aidanangulo9319 8 месяцев назад +1

      What? A time loop? What were you on bro?

    • @ymwxkp
      @ymwxkp 8 месяцев назад

      @@aidanangulo9319prolly shrooms or lsd

    • @faitfall1152
      @faitfall1152 7 месяцев назад

      @@aidanangulo9319 could be psilocybin mushrooms or LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide)

    • @faitfall1152
      @faitfall1152 7 месяцев назад

      @@aidanangulo9319 been stuck in one myself on 5.5gs of P subs😂

    • @TunaMilkShake
      @TunaMilkShake 7 месяцев назад

      @@aidanangulo9319 that quantum za

  • @notaaronpitts4439
    @notaaronpitts4439 Месяц назад +1

    52:45 i might need to go on a tolerance break cuz carts dont even get me that high till like 2-3 blinkers

  • @DariusClark-xd6by
    @DariusClark-xd6by 7 месяцев назад +8

    Bro got vocals fr

  • @Buns-w1q
    @Buns-w1q 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro, watched one video of yours, found this, and now I’m smoking a bowl to be on your level while watching this! Cheers, mate

  • @lolvogel
    @lolvogel 9 месяцев назад +12

    I tried to make them brownies but failed now I have magic chocolate soup

  • @jonesyplays3926
    @jonesyplays3926 28 дней назад

    Really missing my stoner sessions i live in a sea side town in England its so cold right now but danm sitting on the the cliffs having some joints is gooood

  • @MajestyYoung-hs3no
    @MajestyYoung-hs3no 8 месяцев назад +5

    smoking tropical cherry gelato while im watching

    • @Luh_kc
      @Luh_kc 8 месяцев назад

      Ts sound fire😂⛽️

  • @whatswiththatgrin291
    @whatswiththatgrin291 9 месяцев назад +8

    if you keep making videos with that relaxing tune in the background at least 30+ minutes you sir are gonna have a daily/ nightly viewer
    I can’t tell if it’s like a piano or ukulele or a guitar idk but it’s fire dude I’m fried and imma go to sleep

    • @whatswiththatgrin291
      @whatswiththatgrin291 8 месяцев назад

      Dude had my waking up laughing right before I was asleep 🤣😂😂😂🤣 “regular cart???? I saw the babadook vro!!!”

  • @fellicialubisi8461
    @fellicialubisi8461 2 месяца назад

    The waking and baking song is absolutely flawless 😂❤

  • @Greenhairchris
    @Greenhairchris 9 месяцев назад +4

    Clutch as f. Yo gots some great vibes man always fun to watch. Big ups

  • @nikkiscorel9753
    @nikkiscorel9753 4 месяца назад +1

    It is soo much better watching these vids baked! It hits different! ❤

  • @NexHokage
    @NexHokage 9 месяцев назад +4

    Been here when he only had 20 subs. Dude I’m proud of you.

    • @Tomtom67733
      @Tomtom67733 5 месяцев назад

      I remember watching him when he had around a 1000, never though he would gain 100k

  • @drewweddington2618
    @drewweddington2618 7 месяцев назад +9

    Bro I'm more fried than an egg in Texas sun right now and I finally figured it out. Weed Guardian angel only appears when Splitt hits his max high. It's like his faded friend and he can only see him when he's faded asf. Hence why he only appeared a few times in his series. Cause he's only been to his max high or close to greening out a few times. Think about it🧐

    • @l0osed-l5t
      @l0osed-l5t 3 месяца назад

      comment didn't make sense double look and yo that make hella sense

    • @drewweddington2618
      @drewweddington2618 3 месяца назад

      @@l0osed-l5t seeeee

  • @grandaddypurp9506
    @grandaddypurp9506 9 месяцев назад +4

    Ima start going to sleep to this shit instead of the creepy pastas

  • @thelitoneinthegroup1236
    @thelitoneinthegroup1236 8 месяцев назад +3

    perfect vid to spark it up munchiessss ❤❤

  • @Pink_Char
    @Pink_Char 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love your context pookie ❤

  • @ReapaRob
    @ReapaRob 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m high off a cart rn and I just had Burger King 🙌🏼

  • @Milkyway45687
    @Milkyway45687 7 месяцев назад +2

    I eated some pizza bagels while watching this and it was a vibe

  • @drofpercussion1700
    @drofpercussion1700 8 месяцев назад +35

    Hope yall saw the eclipse today if you did like this comment

  • @Lil_imij
    @Lil_imij 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro is spiting strat facts

  • @firebush4316
    @firebush4316 9 месяцев назад +1

    i literally love you

  • @GNICHO
    @GNICHO 3 месяца назад

    “Keep it a stack” - grahhh

  • @matepalko4806
    @matepalko4806 9 месяцев назад +2

    you made me laugh with that wawawawawm sound. 🤣

  • @blxxdyf4ngzz
    @blxxdyf4ngzz 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bouta go to bed, thanks for this splitt i luv u

    • @blxxdyf4ngzz
      @blxxdyf4ngzz 8 месяцев назад

      Also I just looked at your merch and those prices are crazy thank you for considering that we're all broke ‼️

  • @BobLee-mc7mc
    @BobLee-mc7mc Месяц назад

    I be telling myself I ain't boutta sleep then I get too geeked off the yart and pass out bruh

  • @GNICHO
    @GNICHO 3 месяца назад

    You better drop that damn album

  • @SamanthaMalka
    @SamanthaMalka 5 месяцев назад

    I love how the caption says to fall asleep to, its as if this guy just knew I always fall asleep to videos like these 😂

  • @CarsForLife-wb1zm
    @CarsForLife-wb1zm 8 месяцев назад +1

    Man has the best outro😮

  • @thecooldudeinlife1236
    @thecooldudeinlife1236 6 месяцев назад

    Old spilt vids hit different 😮‍💨

  • @CarsForLife-wb1zm
    @CarsForLife-wb1zm 8 месяцев назад +1

    Camber on the carts is real😂

  • @Lil_imij
    @Lil_imij 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro the edilbils hit and its da lites r off and its almost 3:00am

  • @andrewkeating4065
    @andrewkeating4065 8 месяцев назад +2

    Saurin dropssssssss 💧

  • @Ykxdr
    @Ykxdr Месяц назад

    What is the mysic at 4:38

  • @Bustislav
    @Bustislav 8 месяцев назад

    Great video, you should make more of these❤

  • @alexb389
    @alexb389 6 месяцев назад +1

    So glad im just now an adult and getting into weed so i never have to sufder through the mario cart. I can actually get a relatively safe cart (as safe as a vape can be ofc, its not ever purely safe bc its a vape)

  • @joeyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @joeyyyyyyyyyyyy 9 месяцев назад

    thank you splitttttttttt

  • @Zman_fnaf
    @Zman_fnaf 8 месяцев назад

    Once I turn 17 back in 2019 before the sticky icky hit.
    No pun intended. I was in Canada at the time, not for the weed to be honest with you man, then I came across a rare delicacy that you couldn’t find anywhere in the United States, I’m talking about Cuban cigars! You can find them anywhere in the world except the United States of America, and I’ve been chasing that monkey ever since.

  • @ThaToxicMessiah
    @ThaToxicMessiah Месяц назад

    Just finished rolling 🎉watching my boii at 2:45 am abt to get fried nd it’s raining os rn to like shii 1:57

  • @maddiesavage
    @maddiesavage 9 месяцев назад +2

    Currently 2am and can’t sleep I’ll update and let y’all know if the vid works 🔥

    • @alyxandganja7814
      @alyxandganja7814 8 месяцев назад +1

      I guess it worked 😂

    • @maddiesavage
      @maddiesavage 8 месяцев назад

      @@alyxandganja7814 I was out 🫡

    • @rrtttfthxg2143
      @rrtttfthxg2143 6 месяцев назад

      Are u still awake?

    • @maddiesavage
      @maddiesavage 6 месяцев назад

      @@rrtttfthxg2143 nah i slept for a good 3-5 business days after that

  • @thanos610x7
    @thanos610x7 9 месяцев назад +2

    1 hour gang ⬇️

  • @kundalininunnie569
    @kundalininunnie569 4 месяца назад

    These videos still cool when you're not high😂😂

  • @Dominoskiii
    @Dominoskiii 2 месяца назад

    The stickman kinda creepy😂

  • @fonfini
    @fonfini 9 месяцев назад +1

    bro saved me

  • @twistedreality2829
    @twistedreality2829 5 месяцев назад

    So this is my first video I’ve seen by this guy when he cut to to the guy in target playing the piano was that him or some random guy?

  • @kolbimchan7980
    @kolbimchan7980 6 месяцев назад

    Just got a new pen it made me give this vid a visit

  • @ayoz08
    @ayoz08 8 месяцев назад +1

    my dispo is not charging, it just blinks when I try to charge it

  • @benjitv2004
    @benjitv2004 2 месяца назад

    W Ahh vid fr mane

  • @ThaZaMobofficial
    @ThaZaMobofficial 2 месяца назад

    I’m fried & this sht krazy funny while fried ….

  • @stephcurdy8756
    @stephcurdy8756 9 месяцев назад +1

    13 seconds ago is wild

  • @TiffanyHernandez-t8f
    @TiffanyHernandez-t8f 8 месяцев назад

    Listen I don’t drink Starbucks no more , but I miss being faded and going to target / Starbucks combo 🥹🥹same order no berries tho

  • @mattkenway1383
    @mattkenway1383 2 месяца назад

    In this CS we are all highingtons

  • @Zenonitte
    @Zenonitte 8 месяцев назад

    your singing was good

  • @HIghVibesXD
    @HIghVibesXD 4 месяца назад

    discord link don't work

  • @SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    @SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 3 месяца назад

    "awawa binchilling-"

  • @jabariethridge9421
    @jabariethridge9421 3 месяца назад

    Does your discord not work anymore

  • @faked3668
    @faked3668 6 месяцев назад

    Funny part is its 6:22 am i havnt fell tf asleep like i cant

  • @lilreid31
    @lilreid31 9 месяцев назад

    I love you splitt

  • @villainlore
    @villainlore 9 месяцев назад

    Needed this

  • @deadshoteddymart
    @deadshoteddymart 9 месяцев назад

    Fuck yessss !!! I needed more fr 😂

  • @Lil_imij
    @Lil_imij 3 месяца назад +1

    Being zootid ween your baked hit so difrint ween your whating this bro

  • @xnMImMb0
    @xnMImMb0 6 месяцев назад

    ngl but the best types of weather is when it rains in summer or when its night in summer

  • @NeonMall_
    @NeonMall_ 9 месяцев назад +1

    No way I just finished the vid

  • @Legalthccartstore0
    @Legalthccartstore0 5 месяцев назад

    *Elevate, innovate, and dominate the vaping scene with us*

  • @THUNDERISZSHORTS
    @THUNDERISZSHORTS 8 месяцев назад +2

    off brand CHAINS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @greenymacshootface476
      @greenymacshootface476 7 месяцев назад

      Nigga Ik your not talking their content styles are completely different they just both talk about gas😂

  • @Ilovemygf36382
    @Ilovemygf36382 9 месяцев назад

    Perfect

  • @Phantom_3204
    @Phantom_3204 9 месяцев назад

    Love you pookie

  • @chavishead6278
    @chavishead6278 Месяц назад

    fav snack -takis

  • @OfficialNorthStarProductions
    @OfficialNorthStarProductions 7 месяцев назад

    im faded than a hoe in my ged class rn like im jus straight chillin watchin this and not doin work rn

  • @bobbleoct420n
    @bobbleoct420n 8 месяцев назад

    i'm so baked and you're cute lol

  • @IMDEADnah
    @IMDEADnah 9 месяцев назад

    just a suggestion its been a couple of weeks since you uploaded anything other the comps.

  • @THEGOATOGKILLA
    @THEGOATOGKILLA Месяц назад

    Yo bro wanna do a blinker

  • @Wplaydoh
    @Wplaydoh 8 месяцев назад

    How goes your cats splitt?

  • @Manyellow
    @Manyellow 8 месяцев назад

    Make more of these

  • @bigspecs933
    @bigspecs933 6 месяцев назад

    I went to the veteran park and lit a j

  • @IzzyMoreno-sf2go
    @IzzyMoreno-sf2go 7 месяцев назад

    So are we all high😹💋🦍

  • @585DinoGod
    @585DinoGod 2 месяца назад

    Bro copy chains lol lit asf y’all should due a duo

  • @Wikofficial
    @Wikofficial 4 месяца назад +1

    I love dmt 🤤

  • @Lil_imij
    @Lil_imij 3 месяца назад +3

    I just did edibils

  • @J0ZU3.
    @J0ZU3. 3 месяца назад

    I’m boutta see if this work. Update y’all in an hour and some minutes.

  • @Mike-ud1dl
    @Mike-ud1dl 9 месяцев назад

    splitt ski

  • @mikehizzle3110
    @mikehizzle3110 9 месяцев назад

    Am I the only one that gets mo audio on this entire vid

  • @xxyvng6831
    @xxyvng6831 7 месяцев назад

    W

  • @Lazy_Shikamaru
    @Lazy_Shikamaru 9 месяцев назад

    How did you know this is what I used the last video for?

  • @JovanKimp
    @JovanKimp 5 месяцев назад

    Instead of the cheese danish get the coffe cake Ts is gaaaas

  • @Yippee-no2jl
    @Yippee-no2jl 2 месяца назад

    Mario cart

  • @rinny_nask
    @rinny_nask 2 месяца назад

    am i stoned or are the eyes scary

  • @SnugglesGarrett
    @SnugglesGarrett 3 месяца назад

    I like u 🥰🫶🏼

  • @JMProdzz
    @JMProdzz 9 месяцев назад

    11th🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

  • @185blu
    @185blu 9 месяцев назад

    w

  • @conradgtfo843
    @conradgtfo843 2 месяца назад

    42:00 im a minor

  • @Solarfrm910
    @Solarfrm910 6 месяцев назад

    Fuck it ian got shi else to do

  • @Vnillas
    @Vnillas 8 месяцев назад

    splitt u tryna play fortnite

  • @roy2flacko
    @roy2flacko 2 месяца назад

    im do high

  • @dylanrussell9840
    @dylanrussell9840 4 месяца назад

    My life is ruined.

  • @ChoggerPogger
    @ChoggerPogger 2 месяца назад

    cu