Trump STILL Won’t Concede, Biden’s Shockingly Hairy Shoulders & Chris Pratt Super Mario Outrage

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2021
  • R. Kelly was found guilty on eight counts of sex trafficking and one count of racketeering, William Shatner is set to become the oldest human launched into space, Trump is pushing for election audits even in states he won and sat down for an interview with OAN where he admitted to never making a mistake, Joe Biden got a booster shot live on TV and surprisingly has very hairy shoulders, the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America had to issue and official warning to stop people from putting hydrogen peroxide into their inhalers, the story of a woman from Austin, Texas we covered last week gets even crazier, and after an uproar online over the casting of the upcoming animated Super Mario Brothers movie we got in touch with one of the outspoken critics to find out more.
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  • @danburnes722
    @danburnes722 2 года назад +443

    I liked when they cuffed the Karen. Very satisfying.

    • @daddymuggle
      @daddymuggle 2 года назад +15

      Yeah, but they had to cut the part where she explained that you can't arrest a woman.

    • @treewx
      @treewx 2 года назад +16

      I've rewatched it like 5 times already... so funny.

    • @2fast2nick
      @2fast2nick 2 года назад +7

      Haha so good

    • @41fever
      @41fever 2 года назад +16

      Great, cop is like I'm done listening to you let's go

    • @prasoonmishra3462
      @prasoonmishra3462 2 года назад +9

      Black people have been gunned down for far less

  • @allisoncastillo9992
    @allisoncastillo9992 2 года назад +101

    OMG PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM THIS “CRISTIAN “ HYPOCRITE 🤮
    I feel so sorry for son or daughter what an embarrassment 🥺

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 2 года назад +1

      @@TBMODB Unfortunately they'll probably turn out to be v 2.0 Ken/Karens.

    • @stahhpppitttt
      @stahhpppitttt 2 года назад

      @@jarrysciligo5395 we don't need anymore of those people

  • @slothinaspacesuit
    @slothinaspacesuit 2 года назад +112

    Awe she thinks they care about what she's rambling on about. I fully expected them to just let her keep going. It was extremely satisfying to see someone like her actually have consequences for her stupidity.

    • @allenenelson6289
      @allenenelson6289 2 года назад +1

      This Mario was good
      And I learned Mario from grandson in 19090. Then from great grandson in 2013. Mario the movie is so awaited...decades of kids and their parents...AND HE SHOULD BE ITALLIAN, nothing bur.

    • @ef692
      @ef692 2 года назад +3

      @@allenenelson6289 wrong comment -_-

    • @slothinaspacesuit
      @slothinaspacesuit 2 года назад +4

      @@allenenelson6289, I was so confused by your comment. Took me a second to figure out this wasn't meant to be here.

    • @allenenelson6289
      @allenenelson6289 2 года назад

      @@slothinaspacesuit what?what are u talking about?

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 2 года назад +4

      Saw this before along with a few other Karen's getting arrested in grocery store and bank etc..for the exact same reason...🤣🤣🤣 its usually how I start the day off...with a good laugh....

  • @GalapagosPete
    @GalapagosPete 2 года назад +45

    “The CDC -“ Police officer with important things to do elsewhere decides that they have wasted enough time with this kook, moves in and handcuffs her.
    It made me smile.

  • @marlonrezash4752
    @marlonrezash4752 2 года назад +126

    I love how the cops decide to let her rant til they just couldn’t take it anymore.

    • @jambutty2218
      @jambutty2218 2 года назад +6

      Perfect comedic timing. I know they have arrest experience but I suspect stand up as well.

    • @waltereaton4420
      @waltereaton4420 2 года назад +3

      Love "Carabelle" and the satisfying conclusion.

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 2 года назад +2

      Cops hate to waste a new pair of gloves

    • @ccdogpark
      @ccdogpark 2 года назад +3

      Someone needs to invent some kind of zoom meeting which
      allows us to punch obnoxious people in the face without leaving our home.

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 Год назад

      Agreed. Irony is wonderful.

  • @cbulk1402
    @cbulk1402 2 года назад +186

    Wow, that was an awesome moment when the police handcuff her.

    • @Sadistic47
      @Sadistic47 2 года назад +4

      Made my day. Had to rewind at least twice lol

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 2 года назад +2

      @@Sadistic47 Same. Watched it all the way through, clicked back and called the wife in to watch it the second time.

    • @deed468
      @deed468 2 года назад

      I'm disappointed with her though. She didn't say 'freedoms' once.

  • @jacquieburcham1559
    @jacquieburcham1559 2 года назад +23

    The police officer arresting that Karen, should get a commendation, for being so patient, listening to that woman's nosense. The look on her face, as the cuffs are snapping on: priceless... lol

  • @bigbiff38
    @bigbiff38 2 года назад +88

    "I have a mouth -- a mouth that tells the truth!" I literally laughed out loud. His definition of Truth is, "Anything that I say, which is mostly just how I want it to be, how I want it to sound, so that I ALWAYS look good, with ZERO regard for actual facts and evidence."

    • @DrHz93
      @DrHz93 2 года назад +1

      pusy

    • @whoneedsposers
      @whoneedsposers 2 года назад +4

      @@DrHz93 You totally f**led your big moment up and misspelled it!

    • @chuyocaca4153
      @chuyocaca4153 2 года назад

      and trumpy will listen to those same butt kissers ? (U know its true and he might run again!) lets hope so! only this time around? the powers that be in the US will look the other way and let him become as he always wanted the only 2nd JFK

    • @dylansbro04
      @dylansbro04 2 года назад +1

      You still watched it tho huh 😛😛 Trump won !! THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT

    • @frankmcgovern5445
      @frankmcgovern5445 2 года назад

      Is “the whole world” your nickname for the trailer your inbred family lives in?

  • @AKAZA-kq8jd
    @AKAZA-kq8jd 2 года назад +305

    If all Karen's can be taken away like that every time life would be so much sweeter.

    • @peterspeters6114
      @peterspeters6114 2 года назад +13

      MTGreen twin,the sister she never know about.😂

    • @agentandersonwick8796
      @agentandersonwick8796 2 года назад +3

      Jimmy. Jewels are all Karen’s

    • @wintercomesearly
      @wintercomesearly 2 года назад +9

      When the officer said turn around she was thinking it was the anal.

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 2 года назад +1

      @@wintercomesearly hahahaha

    • @extremeresponsibility4325
      @extremeresponsibility4325 2 года назад +6

      These Karen's are from the everyone gets a trophy generation. So entitled. So hateful. So pathetic.

  • @RayKosby
    @RayKosby 2 года назад +461

    That arrest was perfection.

    • @amytaylor3000
      @amytaylor3000 2 года назад +5

      Hello there👋👋,how are you doing today?hope you had a wonderful day? GOD BLESS YOU!!!❤️❤️

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson 2 года назад +9

      ACAB, but those 2 get a pass for a week

    • @MashaT22
      @MashaT22 2 года назад +10

      The other cops were like, “oh damn you beat us to it!” The copper who made the arrest did a happy dance and has bragging rights. Best arrest ever!

    • @blackriverbailey
      @blackriverbailey 2 года назад +6

      Facts.

    • @davidbrown4271
      @davidbrown4271 2 года назад +6

      Omg omg omg 😆

  • @tomduckworth6430
    @tomduckworth6430 2 года назад +22

    The Chris Pratt playing Mario argument is hilarious in the fact that Charles Martinet, the voice actor for Mario in the games, is French and no one makes a big stink about that.

    • @rezolute4249
      @rezolute4249 2 года назад +1

      Yup exactly.. and it's a game character not exactly like it's historical accurate screenplay.

    • @Carolina57685
      @Carolina57685 2 года назад +5

      what's funny is that kimmel isn't smart enough to realize that all those people were joking and that people are actually mad that Pratt got cast cuz his church is actively against the rights of the lgbtq+ community

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 2 года назад +40

    "To boldly go where no 90-year-old has gone before."
    I'd make some age-related jokes, but I fear the wrath of Khan.

  • @simplymarvelousliving
    @simplymarvelousliving 2 года назад +743

    LMFAO HASAN MADE IT LETS GOOO can’t believe they thought that tweet was serious

    • @hex3845
      @hex3845 2 года назад +142

      Their sense of humor is as bad as their comedy writing lmao

    • @ArchieVP
      @ArchieVP 2 года назад +91

      KEKW He took the Bait

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 2 года назад +9

      Getting so tired of the Karens, they are boring.

    • @Presario3440
      @Presario3440 2 года назад +23

      The hero Kimmel needed. I bet the production team are hasanabi heads and found the tweet to be good for the later segment

    • @luke4605
      @luke4605 2 года назад +34

      it is serious. Italiaphobia persists in our culture and you're all acting like it's a joke

  • @zerroortiz6420
    @zerroortiz6420 2 года назад +204

    I feel so sorry for her husband that has to live with this woman. Can’t imagine listening to her arguing about everything.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 2 года назад +13

      He’s just like her.

    • @juanmendez3212
      @juanmendez3212 2 года назад +3

      I am a Christian of GAWD 😢

    • @adrianrussell7769
      @adrianrussell7769 2 года назад +15

      Her: "I AM CHRISTIAN, AND A WOMAN OF GOD!!!! YOUR RULES DON'T APPLY TO ME!!"
      Her Husband: "I'm so sorry about that, we'll just take ranch instead of blue cheese..."

    • @zoni3gurl641
      @zoni3gurl641 2 года назад +6

      What about her kids!!!

    • @lojoshel
      @lojoshel 2 года назад +10

      I feel sorry for her kids, the way she says "I will not have that! Do you understand?!" And she's running for school board. Ugh!

  • @gmaw249
    @gmaw249 2 года назад +7

    Okay, that was the funniest ending to that angry, righteous woman!!!😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Smash0360
    @Smash0360 2 года назад +69

    Them thinking Hasan's tweet was serious is the best part of this.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 2 года назад +4

      Both his and the AoC are sarcastic. Come on.

    • @lawrenceburleson864
      @lawrenceburleson864 2 года назад +3

      Even if it wasn’t sarcastic, I still think it’s hilarious

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown 2 года назад +361

    The arrest video was quite satisfying. Made my night. 👍👍

    • @rossimorey2340
      @rossimorey2340 2 года назад +21

      Nabbed her before she was just about to get deep into her invisible privilege Rights. LMFAO!

    • @zuker1952
      @zuker1952 2 года назад +13

      Worth the wait.

    • @monicax7802
      @monicax7802 2 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @johnasap777
      @johnasap777 2 года назад +6

      Texas governado Greg A__hole😆😂🤣

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 2 года назад +5

      "The CDC just released..."
      Boom. Not that she ever believed what the CDC wrote.

  • @KPG113
    @KPG113 2 года назад +174

    9:27 That look of "I'm sick of listening to this banshee, you want me to do something? ...Ok yeah we're done here." that the officer gives his partner is priceless.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 2 года назад +11

      LOL - yep, followed by, "WHAT? NO.. this isn't how it's supposed to end!? I HAVE WHITE PRIVILEGE!"

    • @patrickengl8sh562
      @patrickengl8sh562 2 года назад +1

      Still searching for an acting school!!!!!

    • @cutekirby360
      @cutekirby360 2 года назад +3

      @@nickwallette6201 if she had believed she had white privilege, she would’ve not felt the need to say anything at all. how you add race into this scenario amazes me and it is befitting of a person who sees race in everything (and before everything).

    • @donaldmack2307
      @donaldmack2307 2 года назад

      Suddenly the Left supports cops.

    • @KPG113
      @KPG113 2 года назад +3

      @@donaldmack2307 I’ve *been* supporting cops. Just the ones that aren’t pricks.

  • @Pit.Gutzmann
    @Pit.Gutzmann 2 года назад +9

    *_"I don't have a big mouth. You know what I have? I have small hands!"_*

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 2 года назад +5

    Absolutely loved when the cops cuffed that chick. That called for a standing ovation. 😂😂😂

  • @seviregis7441
    @seviregis7441 2 года назад +146

    People like that Karen are a disgrace to the faith they claim to have.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад +5

      And totally misunderstood to begin with. Hope someone has a body cam on Judgement Day, when this twit will be shocked by being sent down..

    • @seanbrown8920
      @seanbrown8920 2 года назад +4

      Amen.

    • @grouchyoldman5348
      @grouchyoldman5348 2 года назад +7

      A lot of people who twist christianity to justify their views.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 2 года назад +7

      @@grouchyoldman5348
      _A lot of people who twist christianity to justify their views._
      *Every* Christian twists Christianity to justify their own views. That's the whole _point_ of faith-based thinking, and it's the reason why Christians can't even agree with _each other_ about much of anything, let alone with the other faith-based people in the world.
      People like this should demonstrate to everyone just how dangerous faith-based thinking is - and just how foolish. As she, and many others, clearly show, there is nothing - literally _nothing_ - so silly, so crazy, or so wrong that it _can't_ be defended by an appeal to faith.
      Faith-based thinking is destroying my country and my world. We need to be evidence-based, because evidence is how we distinguish reality from delusion and wishful-thinking. My fellow Americans should learn from this, but they won't, huh?

    • @ThePunk01
      @ThePunk01 2 года назад +2

      @@grouchyoldman5348 Literally every Christian lmao

  • @JSmith-gg4yh
    @JSmith-gg4yh 2 года назад +47

    "Trump's, 'I have a mouth' speech." That is perfect.

  • @NavySARman
    @NavySARman 2 года назад +11

    "A mouth that tells the truth, a mouth that wants to save our country" Jesus, those people in the background cheering after Trump said that is disturbing, they have no idea what he is doing.

    • @drewpknutz1410
      @drewpknutz1410 2 года назад

      Everything you guys accused Trump of doing, the current administration IS ACTUALLY doing.

  • @MikaNeow
    @MikaNeow 2 года назад +14

    I love how they thought Hasan's tweet was serious.

  • @tenenbaummark
    @tenenbaummark 2 года назад +243

    "Yes this was his famous, I have a mouth, speech" hahaha amazing

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 2 года назад +12

      Tickled the hell out of me.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 года назад +4

      @@Saje3D lol, me too!😂

    • @autonomous1520
      @autonomous1520 2 года назад +5

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha I’m in tears

    • @KingK2016
      @KingK2016 2 года назад +6

      'mouth rushmore' 😂😂

  • @luisttriolet8876
    @luisttriolet8876 2 года назад +28

    “I have a mouth” that speaks words as false as the teeth in it.

  • @luizmaranhao4824
    @luizmaranhao4824 2 года назад +7

    That “Karen” is a nuts case.

  • @bernhardwidmer886
    @bernhardwidmer886 2 года назад +6

    "i have a mouth that tells the truth" I have never heard a better, yet sad joke in my entire life :-)

  • @Rayzersword
    @Rayzersword 2 года назад +284

    A real man knows how to lose graciously. Of course, no one ever accused Donald Trump of being a real man.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +30

      Hell, his hair isn't even real!

    • @aandrus2169
      @aandrus2169 2 года назад +7

      Oo, nice one!

    • @ErgoProxy12345
      @ErgoProxy12345 2 года назад +6

      i saw people who never accepted his 2016 win, so i guess it’s even now.

    • @jonaswhite5842
      @jonaswhite5842 2 года назад +4

      Jesus I’m tired of winning…

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 2 года назад +12

      The Tangerine Taint and his cronies were never real men, only spineless cowards

  • @BreezeDaDon
    @BreezeDaDon 2 года назад +76

    Jimmy you were wrong, the ending of that body cam footage was BEYOND satisfying!

  • @IntoTheWildFlyFishing
    @IntoTheWildFlyFishing 2 года назад +6

    seeing that Karen get arrested, literally made my day.

  • @flowertrue
    @flowertrue 2 года назад +19

    "Ok, if she makes one threatening more, slap the cuffs on her."
    "Got it, Chief. Did you see that? She clearly moved forward! It's go time!"

  • @lmoragon
    @lmoragon 2 года назад +332

    I "liked" right when Karen was forcibly arrested. Not even God helped her on that one! Kudos to the patient police officer who eventually had enough and acted on it.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 2 года назад +21

      lol she literally cried, "OH MY GOD" which more than religious was her brain exploding from the fact she was actually being arrested

    • @davethepak
      @davethepak 2 года назад +20

      Sounds like she could use some ana....

    • @dustinbarton2337
      @dustinbarton2337 2 года назад +21

      Fictional characters never help in times of crisis.

    • @lmoragon
      @lmoragon 2 года назад +5

      @@dustinbarton2337 Yeah, poor thing. Maybe if she had invoked Illuvatar things might have fared better. Then again, no.

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 2 года назад +7

      I am sure she will say she was the victim and not take responsibility for her actions.

  • @JavierFernandez01
    @JavierFernandez01 2 года назад +646

    "I am a Christian woman of God and I did NOT sign up for this!"
    Read the book, lady.

    • @k.s5889
      @k.s5889 2 года назад +13

      🤣

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 2 года назад +49

      Yeah everyone should read it so they can see how disgusting and evil it is

    • @amosalphonso
      @amosalphonso 2 года назад +69

      God did not say that u should be stupid and use the Bible as an excuse for your justifications.

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 2 года назад +30

      Karen karma for Kara Bell Do not put your hands me....... How about Handcuffs.... LOLOLOL...

    • @williamwinn948
      @williamwinn948 2 года назад

      @@bfg3890 Bidens book or hunters?

  • @jonkawaii
    @jonkawaii 2 года назад +10

    Bold of Jimmy to assume that dudes that fight over animated movies have girlfriends 😅

  • @davidswift7776
    @davidswift7776 2 года назад +3

    The Karen clip was absolutely awesome LMAO 😂

  • @MrPrincepop
    @MrPrincepop 2 года назад +26

    Had to re-watch that epic arrest of 'Karen' at Nordstrom Rack! LMAO! I so love seeing these 'Karen's' and their male counterpart get quickly acquainted with Karma.

  • @skychristypresents4313
    @skychristypresents4313 2 года назад +131

    Great video JK.. They grabbed her in the middle of a finger wave and " I'm not having it." .. I can only hope to see Trump get the same treatment some day soon ..

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +10

      Seriously. I don't know why people don't understand that's it's not actually a right to go into a business, even if it's open to the public. You don't own the place, so you have to abide by someone else's rules. Try going behind the counter at a bank and find out what happens, or into the kiddie pool without a toddler, or up onstage from your place in the audience in the middle of a concert or a play, for example. (Actually, I can somehow see her doing all of that.) 🤣

    • @helainegaray8205
      @helainegaray8205 2 года назад +7

      As a Christian woman, I'm praying for that orange jumpsuit - he loves orange so much, it will match his fake orange tanned-face. BTW, if he's so enamoured at being White, why's he trying so hard to get a tan to cover up his white face?

    • @brianbrochman5974
      @brianbrochman5974 2 года назад

      trump living in your head for free

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 2 года назад

      @@brianbrochman5974 hahahah more because it’s hilarious

  • @ashakir622
    @ashakir622 2 года назад +2

    "I have a mouth that tells the truth." I needed this nugget of humor today. 🤣

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease 2 года назад

      Who can ever forget his gripping rendition of person.........man......woman.........camera.......tv. ....?

  • @RangerRick2022
    @RangerRick2022 2 года назад +3

    The cop standing next to her was like "Yeah, okay. Enough of this crap. Let's go."

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 2 года назад +166

    Cheers to R Kelly’s arrest! For all of his many victims, including Aaliyah! RIP

    • @zacharyfreese8432
      @zacharyfreese8432 2 года назад +13

      All I gotta say about his arrest..... It's about damn time lol

    • @phyllisirwin5660
      @phyllisirwin5660 2 года назад +1

      Amen!

    • @flobekoe
      @flobekoe 2 года назад

      The women all lied,they want to sue for money,kelly is innocent

    • @UnstoppableDWade
      @UnstoppableDWade 2 года назад +1

      @@flobekoe you were there?

    • @willieriley2255
      @willieriley2255 2 года назад +1

      @@flobekoe yeah who are you

  • @dhenschel4
    @dhenschel4 2 года назад +19

    "That was his famous I have a mouth speech"!!!! incredible

  • @community1949
    @community1949 2 года назад +5

    What is wrong with the people in that audience who STILL believe what Trump says - it's damned scary to think they would do anything for him and believe every single lie he tells.

  • @BClocals
    @BClocals 2 года назад +2

    The greatest truthfulness mouth speech you have ever seen! Like no other!

  • @Hudlbuar
    @Hudlbuar 2 года назад +34

    Don't let Shattner wear a red shirt when he enters the ship

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +3

      ok you definitely need more likes on this one. Chef's kiss X

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 2 года назад +1

      I don’t get it😤😢

    • @Tanagra180
      @Tanagra180 2 года назад

      @@boatymsboatface3929 maybe a reference to the episode where there are 2 of him? (the normal one and the evil one)?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +2

      To the last two posters: red shirts tended to be most likely to die in Trek episodes. They were disposable cast - lucky to even have a name, let alone lines :-/

    • @Tanagra180
      @Tanagra180 2 года назад +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 LOL, I definitely dove too deep on that one 😆

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows 2 года назад +133

    I thought Abbott wanted to spend Texas taxdollars on his border wall. Now he wants to waste it on a audit?

  • @barbaraolson600
    @barbaraolson600 2 года назад +1

    Thank you Jimmy and team for allowing me to laugh with this wonderful world.

  • @alexvega9806
    @alexvega9806 2 года назад +2

    Guillermo should play Mario , would be perfect =D

  • @MichaelPatterson23
    @MichaelPatterson23 2 года назад +9

    That cop had enough. Period. I’m going to watch that part again.

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 2 года назад +20

    Why does an adult woman with a kid, talk like a 16 year old valley girl?

    • @ehaitem
      @ehaitem 2 года назад +4

      Because her biological age is not the same as her mental age

  • @davep8221
    @davep8221 2 года назад +10

    As an xian, this karen, should actually read the buybull and see just how many rights a female has.
    Does she respect her xian *duties* and stay inside every day during her period because she is, in the eyes of her god, "unclean?" leviticus thinks she should.
    Read leviticus, it's a hoot. Animal sacrifices, burnt offerings, no shellfish, no touching bugs. My favorite is the part about twisting the heads off of turtledoves as a sacrifice for forgiveness. st peter knows.

    • @twgibbs3
      @twgibbs3 2 года назад

      My! Very enlightening. How I wish this woman was a turtle dove.

  • @Smokedship
    @Smokedship 2 года назад +3

    Honestly if they had to cast a voice actor for Mario they could have just cast the person who originally voiced the character...

    • @tsemiu
      @tsemiu 2 года назад

      Who is not Italian lol but to be honest, having to hear Mario in that voice for an entire movie would be like nails on a chalkboard lol

  • @travisclyburn4837
    @travisclyburn4837 2 года назад +136

    I love that they put Hasan Pikers Tweet in there as if he was serious. That’s hilarious.

    • @marcocassone5996
      @marcocassone5996 2 года назад +9

      I saw that too. It’s hilarious.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 2 года назад +13

      Wow. That’s ironic that a show with decent enough writers let such a level of satire go right over their heads. And shame on them for not knowing who he is lol. Either that or they just stooped low enough to put the tweet up simply for making fun of while knowing full well it was satire.

    • @OrElseEllipsis1945
      @OrElseEllipsis1945 2 года назад +12

      Not only is this a huge meme (the ItalianHands/Italian erasure/Italians being PoC), but it is very obvious satire.

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 2 года назад +10

      Also gotta love that they blurred his @ while leaving his verified name visible.

    • @travisclyburn4837
      @travisclyburn4837 2 года назад +3

      @@OrElseEllipsis1945 facts

  • @kushdesai2694
    @kushdesai2694 2 года назад +266

    I also want the woman who laughed at this kid when he said his grandma died of covid-19 arrested.

    • @Michael-wm9bm
      @Michael-wm9bm 2 года назад +5

      Obama pardoned 2,000 people and Trump pardoned 200 people

    • @44VW44
      @44VW44 2 года назад +44

      @@Michael-wm9bm is a troll bot making the same exact irrelevant statement in multiple places to this very same video

    • @paulferrante5192
      @paulferrante5192 2 года назад +11

      @@Michael-wm9bm Not the Quantity - it's the Quality !!🤣🤣🤣

    • @JRcomments
      @JRcomments 2 года назад +29

      @@Michael-wm9bm 1/2 of those 45 pardoned were in some way connected to him.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 2 года назад +23

      @@JRcomments Trump also negotiated release of Taliban leaders & withdrawal from Afghanistan without including the Afghan government.

  • @joeljoss1916
    @joeljoss1916 2 года назад +3

    I love it when the LEO finally decides "Ok that's enough" and takes her to church.

  • @maribethstrand2341
    @maribethstrand2341 2 года назад +9

    Omg- “I have a mouth speech”. He is so sickening

  • @Rayzersword
    @Rayzersword 2 года назад +72

    As a Canadian, the whole "war on Christmas" idea seems like insanity to me. Here in Canada, we vote very liberally but almost half of the population is catholic. Those things can co-exist. But not if you make every single issue a tribal matter as the u.s. seems to do.

    • @casjean8904
      @casjean8904 2 года назад +14

      there is/was no war on Christmas. that was a bill orielly thing. he even lied about a town near me banning Christmas lights. easy for me to check that one out. lol

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 2 года назад +2

      Can you say tribal matter in Canada with so many native peoples there.

    • @msstellafay1320
      @msstellafay1320 2 года назад +3

      Love You, Canada!....🇨🇦

    • @CJ-442
      @CJ-442 2 года назад +16

      There never has been a “war on Christmas” at least not politically. It was a bunch of businesses doing what businesses do to get more money. They stopped having “Christmas sales” started having “holiday sales” where they were selling “holiday” presents and “holiday” decorations to be more inclusive to non-Christians. And by “more inclusive,” I mean they were trying to breaking into a whole new customer demographic. Then a whole bunch of old right-wing Christians got mad because “it’s not like how it used to be back when I was a kid.” The idea that it was “the Leftists” pushing these ideas is just a talking point to rile up the uneducated. It’s ironic, they’re blaming democrats for starting “a war on Christmas” when in reality, it was capitalism.

    • @mobygodfrey4936
      @mobygodfrey4936 2 года назад +4

      @@caliscribe2120 yes because native people are called first Nations people not tribes therefore no negative connotation I get it if you were being funny

  • @jarretheller2244
    @jarretheller2244 2 года назад +131

    Who would've thought that spending five years trashing John freaking McCain might be a bad idea when you want to win Arizona? Personally, I like Presidents who don't lose popular votes.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 2 года назад +9

      NICE.

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 2 года назад +11

      And I like Presidents who don't talk about Christmas before they even have Halloween items on the shelves at your local Walmart.

    • @johantrenier1685
      @johantrenier1685 2 года назад +1

      Tell the complete story Kimmel. 🖕

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 2 года назад +3

      @@johantrenier1685 You tell us. What is the complete story, pray tell.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 2 года назад

      Trump spent years antagonizing people, so they got fed up and voted him out
      That's the story

  • @Sharsis8
    @Sharsis8 2 года назад +4

    The outrage for the Mario thing is because there's only ever been 1 voice actor for him and they screwed him over for Pratt.

  • @womanofsubstance8735
    @womanofsubstance8735 2 года назад +2

    I absolutely cannot believe that anyone would make an issue of on old man's hairy arms. Amazing.

  • @thethirdchimpanzee
    @thethirdchimpanzee 2 года назад +28

    Can you imagine that somebody actually married this woman and thought that it would be a good idea to have children with her.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 2 года назад +7

      feel really sorry the guy was that hard up :(

    • @luciollelsa
      @luciollelsa 2 года назад +4

      @@pl7868 Exactly! desperate men, desperate measures...🙄
      In Japanese they call it Kamikaze or is it Hara Kiri? I guess in this case it would be a bit of both.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 2 года назад +2

      @@luciollelsa lol

  • @kittiwhieldon4329
    @kittiwhieldon4329 2 года назад +106

    That was the most satisfying arrest that I’VE ever witnessed!

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 2 года назад +4

      There are youtubers who focus on this stuff & they have videos of these idiots getting tased.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 2 года назад +9

      As soon as she said, "I am a Christian woman of God," I was hoping for the handcuffs. :)

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 2 года назад +5

      @Proper Hmmm…..it must have been a slow night. Nothing more pertinent to critique? Oh well. Perhaps you are right. But I’m going to leave it as is.

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 2 года назад +4

      @Di Thanks. I appreciate the kind words. Its all just for fun but some folks take this stuff waaay to seriously!

  • @lovenaturenaturallybu3703
    @lovenaturenaturallybu3703 2 года назад +1

    "I have a mouth speech"🤣🤣🤣😂💥

  • @S.A.Q
    @S.A.Q 2 года назад +2

    Mario Movie!
    Will Trump be cast as a Toad!!!

  • @chassan10
    @chassan10 2 года назад +22

    "Take it like a man being spanked with a rolled up magazine..." with his face on the cover.

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 2 года назад +24

    Raise your hand if you always skip when tRump opens his mouth!

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 2 года назад +1

      Always…

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p 2 года назад +1

      And thank goodness I can also mute the volume when he opens his pie trap

    • @CaptainGinyu
      @CaptainGinyu 2 года назад

      he's stuck inside your boomer neolib heads lmao

  • @natashad3837
    @natashad3837 2 года назад +1

    Watch this clip many times. So satisfying

  • @jackdripper3392
    @jackdripper3392 2 года назад +1

    Nothing better than watching Karen being arrested.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +46

    Donnie's turning losing an election into a full time career... wow.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 года назад +13

      As Michael Cohen pointed out, he's making more money doing this than anything else he's ever done.

    • @anemone7005
      @anemone7005 2 года назад +5

      Gotta stay relevant somehow, right?

    • @ashakir622
      @ashakir622 2 года назад

      Now if he can somehow prove that he's making some serious coins with this new career of his, perhaps he'd be worth listening to for once. But that's wishful thinking, of course.

    • @rec-reation9620
      @rec-reation9620 2 года назад

      Trumps approval rating is now higher than Biden’s, and Biden has been in office for what, like only 8 months?

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 года назад +3

      @@rec-reation9620 I'm willing to bet that the people who stay on the phone to answer pollsters' approval-related questions about a private citizen are pretty eager to give him high marks, so I wouldn't read too much into that. Also, I bet it's pretty easy not to screw up as president when you're not the president.

  • @nuckinfuts7610
    @nuckinfuts7610 2 года назад +88

    Cara the Karen (or rather...Caran 😏), wouldn't happen to be Marjorie Taylor Greene's long lost twin? Cuz she is literally a duplicate. On the outside AND inside. Oof.... ** shudders **
    Get a good look at her reaction when the cop begins to cuff her. That is genuine shock we're seeing. Caran was absolutely STUNNED. She wholeheartedly believed those officers were not going to do a damn thing. Not an ounce of concern for her safety or well-being. Of I was just standing next to her during this mess I'd be reaching level petrified for my safety and well-being. The aggressive entitlement and arrogance is so thick, it's almost palpable.
    Yeah so let's stop conveniently mistaking the word "privilege" for "luxury". It's bred these warped beliefs that _"White privilege means champagne wishes and caviar dreams, all the amenities that life has to offer, and they're all conveniently at your disposal thru no hardwork and zero struggle."_ Lol no. ANY individual on ANY societal status are subject to forms of privileges, many of which are earned. There are countless forms. Prisoners have forms of privileges. Privilege does not = money. Like everything else privileges are often abused. Regardless of Caran's outcome, she had twenty times more confidence that nothing life altering was gonna happen to her at any point, and she didn't have a fraction of the worries most would here. THIS is white privilege. A textbook example with all the hallmarks, nonetheless.

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 2 года назад +3

      When I watched her on other show, I thought it was her.

    • @syndya8251
      @syndya8251 2 года назад +3

      She wouldn't need to buy an MTG Halloween mask, she does look and unfortunately act like MTG..

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 2 года назад

      How is that privilege when they did in fact arrest her lol

    • @nuckinfuts7610
      @nuckinfuts7610 2 года назад +6

      @@FinneousPJ1 The end result is not the privilege, _the behavior is._ That's not clear in my original post? Would you believe that display and level of aggression was her first, second, third, or hundredth time? And none of those she got arrested for. Hence her blatant look of surprise. The same look I highlighted in my original post.
      Even tho she got arrested, she still felt confident that she wouldn't be accidentally shot or physically harmed in soelme way. Unfortunately, THAT is a privilege that is not available to everyone. Furthermore, a lota folks would still argue that she was treated a lot better than the _majority_ of others who've mouthed off to officers like that. Is this enough detail yet?

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 2 года назад

      @@nuckinfuts7610 And how do you know that?

  • @lolol-vj7bc
    @lolol-vj7bc 2 года назад +3

    The fact that y’all thought Hasan’s tweet was serious is laughable

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 2 года назад

    OMG! The Mario interview at the end was HILARIOUS 😂. Keep this actor for more skits!

  • @leerush6978
    @leerush6978 2 года назад +6

    Mouth Rushmore 🤣🤣

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 2 года назад +16

    "From I have a Dream" to 45 saying "I have a Mouth" -- boy we have come along way. NOT 🙄

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 2 года назад

      We HAVE come a long way, just in the wrong direction ☹️

  • @iwill9131
    @iwill9131 2 года назад

    That R. Kelly drawing reminded me of the Boondocks episode about R. Kelly in court. "You want to help R. Kelly? Get him some damn counselling! Introduce him to some older women..."

  • @80sChick80s
    @80sChick80s 2 года назад +2

    Wow, it's so embarrassing that trump ever sat as Commander in Chief🙄

  • @allisoncastillo9992
    @allisoncastillo9992 2 года назад +22

    SO THERES HOPE THAT MATT GAETZ CAN BE CHARGE SOME DAY ?

  • @Stormsteed
    @Stormsteed 2 года назад +48

    Listening to Trump at these rallies is like watching the crazy guests on an old Jerry Springer show.

    • @Presario3440
      @Presario3440 2 года назад

      And for some reason half of america is like this

    • @lignow9762
      @lignow9762 2 года назад +2

      The only thing that Joe burden has "built back better" is the taliban.

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 2 года назад +2

      @@lignow9762 ummm…..I mean, actually that was Trump. Trump released 5000 Taliban terrorist in 2020 when this exit deal was signed.
      I wonder how well the Afghan exit would have gone if there were 5000 less gun toting terrorist roaming around

    • @rec-reation9620
      @rec-reation9620 2 года назад

      @@danevertt3210 there’s up to 90,000 taliban. 5000 wouldn’t have made a difference lol. The way you leftists do mental gymnastics to convince the right wingers caused everything is insane. Literal definition of brainwashed. And even if the taliban had their extra 5,000 troops, the situation would’ve gone down the exact same way, there wasn’t any direct action

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 2 года назад

      @@rec-reation9620 oh yea??? Since when do Americans make deals with terrorists???? And since when do we release in-prisoned terrorists……
      Maybe you should boo your leader for committing treason

  • @luciollelsa
    @luciollelsa 2 года назад

    The I have a mouth speech 🤣
    It's so funny!
    When I heard trump say " they say I have a big mouth, I don't have a big mouth, do you know what I have?" My first thought was " tiny hands? 👐

  • @pokerface7840
    @pokerface7840 2 года назад +1

    Guillermo should play Mario!!

  • @cherlyn1221
    @cherlyn1221 2 года назад +49

    I loved seeing that "Karen" get cuffed. I replayed it a few times. Bliss...

    • @lunarjedi6271
      @lunarjedi6271 2 года назад +3

      pure gold

    • @cherlyn1221
      @cherlyn1221 2 года назад +5

      @@lunarjedi6271 It is satisfying seeing justice, even if it is just a little sample... I swear these people think they can do anything they want to anyone and nothing will come of it. Not always true. Cuff the B! Plus the side of humiliation goes a long way.

    • @carmen_says_hi
      @carmen_says_hi 2 года назад +5

      She sure sounded like a stereotypical Karen.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +1

      @@cherlyn1221 She seems more like the type to double down on her own ridiculousness, though.

  • @ethanhuff3438
    @ethanhuff3438 2 года назад +19

    I remembered that women’s video a few months ago. Totally didn’t link the two until now! Thanks Jimmy Kimmel

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 2 года назад

    Sounds like we have a budding Fr Guido Sarducci..!!😁😁😂

  • @penguinnh
    @penguinnh 2 года назад

    Say "Beet Juice" rapidly three times and Michael Keaton appears.

  • @zman8184
    @zman8184 2 года назад +11

    I'm in Texas. And I voted for Joe Biden. I would just love it, for no other reason than it really pissing off Trump, if my state went blue.

  • @scott-richards
    @scott-richards 2 года назад +12

    "i have a mouth speech" rofl. dead, just killed me. bravo.

    • @scott-richards
      @scott-richards 2 года назад

      @Jorge Briln , sod off. its a monologue of jokes. im not laughing at Violent White Supremecy, I'm laughing at a clown named Trump. you must like him to get your panties in a bunch about me laughing at him. lol. makes it funnier. thanks!

  •  2 года назад +5

    9:00 She had me at "I'm a christian woman.."

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 2 года назад

      yeps must have missed the turn the other cheek paragraph

  • @hernandezb2178
    @hernandezb2178 2 года назад

    This episode was hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day with a good laugh 😂

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 2 года назад +65

    That woman is such a devout lover of God she even calls out His name for help when being arrested.

    • @littleredwitch
      @littleredwitch 2 года назад +7

      She called Him Gosh....He doesn’t like it! His name is not Gosh. 😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +7

      That was the best instant Karma I've ever seen!

    • @wfpbwfpb
      @wfpbwfpb 2 года назад +2

      Too bad there is no such thing as a god

    • @anthonylong5870
      @anthonylong5870 2 года назад +6

      She probably calls him out during that "Anal" stuff (she says she doesn't do but we know better)

    • @ninagarcia5874
      @ninagarcia5874 2 года назад

      @@wfpbwfpb you will find out after you die. He is real and if you want proof read the last book in the Bible and see what’s going on today. You can say what you want but he is real and Jesus is coming back soon.

  • @williamhaynes4800
    @williamhaynes4800 2 года назад +11

    Speaking of saying Merry Christmas in September, does Donald Chump remind anyone else of the Heat Miser?

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 2 года назад

    LOL the “I Believe I Can Fly” joke

  • @coryryder9070
    @coryryder9070 2 года назад

    lmao we had a mario movie in the last few decades the live action one lol

  • @helainegaray8205
    @helainegaray8205 2 года назад +38

    Omgosh! As a Christian woman, please let me reassure you, THIS "Christian" woman does NOT represent JESUS CHRIST. He NEVER walked around talking about His "Rights" & trust me, along with the gospel, Jesus taught HUMILITY. Get it? HUMILITY. Please all you "Christian" women & men - stop giving my
    Lord & Saviour a BAD RAP!

    • @demigod1013
      @demigod1013 2 года назад +7

      There was nothing 'christian' about her. Jesus was selfless and that Karen has a god complex !

    • @marydonohoe8200
      @marydonohoe8200 2 года назад +1

      Amen, and right on, sister! 😉🙏🏼💥

    • @matthewgonzalez3086
      @matthewgonzalez3086 2 года назад

      You’re a fake

  • @dac7544
    @dac7544 2 года назад +14

    The only reason why I don't like Chris Pratt playing Mario's voice because there's already an voice actor for Mario and they just dismissed him.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 2 года назад

      o gacckks

  • @diegofavaratozfilms962
    @diegofavaratozfilms962 Год назад

    13:02 this speech cracks me up!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @AxelWerner
    @AxelWerner 2 года назад +2

    Caren is like "Oh ma gawd!"

  • @jasonvegan5761
    @jasonvegan5761 2 года назад +110

    Orange Peel: “I’m a very stable genius, lookit meee: ‘Person, woman, man, cameruhhh, tv’ Yay it’s happy meal & Diet Coke time!” 🍊

    • @SonofTuscon99
      @SonofTuscon99 2 года назад +5

      “Also, the election was the biggest lie,the biggest fraud in human history”!

    • @darkson1969
      @darkson1969 2 года назад +1

      Shave that beard and get a cap to complete the look...
      👀

    • @SonofTuscon99
      @SonofTuscon99 2 года назад +1

      @@darkson1969 lol yeah

    • @Charliefox71
      @Charliefox71 2 года назад +2

      …with an adderal chaser.

    • @brandadse.1741
      @brandadse.1741 2 года назад +1

      Covfefe ! …. They love it, I’m a genius !

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 2 года назад +195

    Nope, 100 is the highest.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 2 года назад +15

      Trump gets two scoops of ice cream while his dinner guests get one. I guess he expected a higher number then 100%.

    • @humerafaruqi7152
      @humerafaruqi7152 2 года назад +6

      I love ur one liners...kudos from India 😂

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 2 года назад +14

      😂 he can’t even tell the truth about a “hypothetical test”

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 2 года назад +2

      🕵🕵‍♀️🕵‍♂️⚖

    • @2needey1
      @2needey1 2 года назад +3

      Extra credit, 4.7 gpa

  • @slade1ra
    @slade1ra 2 года назад +1

    I don’t care how many people want to see jimmy kimmel’s head on a stick. I like the guy.

  • @adamrc7
    @adamrc7 2 года назад +6

    hasan at 10:18, you’re welcome chat